Dracula's Winkee
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Creator: Gregory L Hall
Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula! A story of paranormal romance, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee. A story that seems to continue to today...
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Cast
Genres: Comedy, Horror
Framing device: Show within a show
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Episodes:
Where There is Juan, There is Two
Sun, 08 Dec 2024 20:00:00 +0000
Dracula’s world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, tough love is the only solution. The BFF calls out Dracula’s embarrassing secret for sexcapades and replaces it with a dream come true.
There’s a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she’s eager to find out if the legendary passions of Dracula are for reals. And like all American women under 25, she’s a virgin!
Will Miriam be the one who ends the Prince of Darkness’ dickie drought?
Tonight's Menu- Green Tea, Sticky Buns, & Death!
Fri, 29 Nov 2024 19:00:00 +0000
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, takes us by the wrists and yanks us into the dark, dangerous world of Dracula's foes.
Two men with hidden pasts meet in a most wicked place-- the tea & scone shop known as Yummy Tummy! One a holy warrior from the Ancient Order of the Prissy Unicorn. And the other a master spy and the only Vatican-sanctioned street pimp!
Who are the Enclave? What plans do they have to extinguish the Lord of the Undead once and for all? And will there be enough sticky buns?
All Paranormal & No Romance Makes Drac a Dull Boy
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 17:00:00 +0000
Dracula seeks to escape his torturous nightmares of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.
Watching TV and opening fan mail only reminds the Prince of Darkness how he no longer fits into the modern world. Have the sexual demands of paranormal romance become too unrealistic for a mega-boomer derp vampire?
Then, BFF Juan pitches a plan to fix everything. Because that's what BFF's do.
The Undead Have No Retirement Plan
Sun, 17 Nov 2024 17:00:00 +0000
Halloween is never over!
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!
Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping the most ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen!
A story centuries old. A story that seems to continue through to today...
Dracula Exposed! Interview with a Winkee
Thu, 14 Nov 2024 00:04:00 +0000
Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness!
Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-Yas?
And most importantly, is it possible that Dracula still exists today?
Are you ready for the truth?
Sneak a Peek at DRACULA'S WINKEE!
Sat, 09 Nov 2024 15:48:00 +0000
Legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt gives us a sneak peek into the mysterious history of Dracula, his friends and foes, and yes--- his Winkee!
Did two brothers in Transylvania follow an armadillo into a cave to find ancient recordings? Could the Prince of Darkness be among us today? The answers are here. On the only podcast that delivers the actual diary of Dracula!