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Dracula's Winkee


12 episodes

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Creator: Gregory L Hall


Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. There, they found ancient recordings on wax cylinders and 8-tracks. And soon realized they had discovered the audio diary of Dracula! A story of forbidden love, ruthless enemies, and the eternal struggle of a vampire and his mega-boomer derp winkee. A story that seems to continue to today...


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: Third Person

Genres: Comedy, Horror

Framing device: Show within a show

Soundscape: Sound effects & music

Completion status: Partial

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Episodes:

The Grand Finale! How are we still on?

Sun, 19 Jan 2025 17:12:00 +0000

The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans!

Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail?

It's the Grand Finale, Winkee huggers!

 

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My Safe Word is 'Stroodlehymen'

Sun, 12 Jan 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas!

At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after?

Plus Chardonnay Wafflehutt shares his own romantic night with ABBA.

That's in your head now. Forever.

 

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Series Recap in 5 Words or less!

Sun, 05 Jan 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula!

Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio!

And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America!

Can you name them?

 

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Her Name was Gretchen, with Two Big T's

Sun, 29 Dec 2024 19:00:00 +0000

Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina hummina haaah.

As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally answer the #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit!

It's full moon fever, shrouded in a fog bank of weed.

 

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The Enemy Of My Enemy Still Hates Me

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 17:00:00 +0000

Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula!

Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served.

All this... and Flathead Kate!

You're welcome.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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American Cuisine, with a side of Hummina-Hummina Haaa!

Sun, 15 Dec 2024 20:00:00 +0000

This is the episode everyone has been waiting for... Dracula visits the new village virgin, Miriam! But who is seducing who?

To ensure we present a tender narrative about hippular friction, we have asked our male writers to take their dude bro pens out of the room. And we’ve turned this sexy, dangerous rendezvous over to highly-praised Erotica writer, Melissa Vanderhump.

 

Look away, listeners! This audio podcast is sassy.

 

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Where There is Juan, There is Two

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 20:00:00 +0000

Dracula’s world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, the BFF offers a tough love solution.

 

There’s a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she’s eager to find out if the legendary passions of Dracula are for reals. And like all American women under 25, she’s a virgin!

 

Will Miriam be the one who ends the Prince of Darkness’ dickie drought?

 

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Tonight's Menu- Green Tea, Sticky Buns, & Death!

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 19:00:00 +0000

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, takes us by the wrists and yanks us into the dark, dangerous world of Dracula's foes.

Two men with hidden pasts meet in a most wicked place-- the tea & scone shop known as Yummy Tummy! One a holy warrior from the Ancient Order of the Prissy Unicorn. And the other a master spy and the only Vatican-sanctioned street pimp!

Who are the Enclave? What plans do they have to extinguish the Lord of the Undead once and for all? And will there be enough sticky buns?

 

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All Paranormal & No Romance Makes Drac a Dull Boy

Sat, 23 Nov 2024 17:00:00 +0000

Dracula seeks to escape his torturous nightmares of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.

Watching TV and opening fan mail only reminds the Prince of Darkness how he no longer fits into the modern world. Have the sexual demands of paranormal romance become too unrealistic for a mega-boomer derp vampire?

Then, BFF Juan pitches a plan to fix everything. Because that's what BFF's do.

 

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The Undead Have No Retirement Plan

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 17:00:00 +0000

Halloween is never over!

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!

Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping the most ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen!

A story centuries old. A story that seems to continue through to today... 

 

 

 

 

 

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Dracula Exposed! Interview with a Winkee

Thu, 14 Nov 2024 00:04:00 +0000

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness!

Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-Yas?

And most importantly, is it possible that Dracula still exists today?

Are you ready for the truth?

 

 

 

 

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Sneak a Peek at DRACULA'S WINKEE!

Sat, 09 Nov 2024 15:48:00 +0000

Legendary Hollywood narrator Chardonnay Wafflehutt gives us a sneak peek into the mysterious history of Dracula, his friends and foes, and yes--- his Winkee!

Did two brothers in Transylvania follow an armadillo into a cave to find ancient recordings? Could the Prince of Darkness be among us today? The answers are here. On the only podcast that delivers the actual diary of Dracula!

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