Ep 1 - The Undead have No Retirement Plan

Sun, 17 Nov 2024 17:00:00 +0000

The truth can finally be told!

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, begins to unravel the actual audio diary of Dracula!

Bringing fear to the villages of Transylvania. Escaping ruthless Vatican-sanctioned enemies. And daring to taste forbidden love with the only woman to own Dracula's black heart, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.

Are you ready to embrace the Winkee...?

Ep 2 - All Paranormal & No Romance makes Drac a Dull Boy

Sat, 23 Nov 2024 17:00:00 +0000

Dracula seeks to escape another torturous nightmare of lost love, Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen.

Opening fan mail only depresses the mega-boomer derp vampire more. Then, hope comes from his only friend-- Juan!

And you, dear listener, become very jealous. Because is your BFF an armadillo? NO! Yours is not. Praise be to Juan! 

Ep 3 - Tonight’s Menu- Green Tea, Sticky Buns, & Death!

Fri, 29 Nov 2024 19:00:00 +0000

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, takes us by the wrists and yanks us into the dark, dangerous world of Dracula's foes.

Two men with hidden pasts meet in a most wicked place-- the tea & scone shop known as Yummy Tummy! One a holy warrior from the Ancient Order of the Prissy Unicorn. And the other a master spy and the only Vatican-sanctioned street pimp!

Who are the Enclave? What plans do they have to extinguish the Lord of the Undead once and for all? And will there be enough sticky buns?

Ep 4 - Where There is Juan, There is Two

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 20:00:00 +0000

Dracula's world continues to be smothered in loneliness. When his anger causes an argument with Juan, the BFF offers a tough love solution.

There's a new girl in town. Visiting her aunt and uncle… from the far away land of America! Rumor has it she's eager to find out if the legendary passions of Dracula are for reals. And like all American women under 25, she's a virgin!

Will Miriam be the one who ends the Prince of Darkness' dickie drought?

Ep 5 - American Cuisine, with a side of Hummina-Hummina Haaa!

Sun, 15 Dec 2024 20:00:00 +0000

This is the episode everyone has been waiting for... Dracula visits the new village virgin, Miriam! But who is seducing who?

To ensure we present a tender narrative about hippular friction, we have asked our male writers to take their dude bro pens out of the room. And we've turned this sexy, dangerous rendezvous over to highly-praised Erotica writer, Melissa Vanderhump.

Look away, listeners! This audio podcast is sassy.

Ep 6 - The Enemy of my Enemy Still Hates Me

Sun, 22 Dec 2024 17:00:00 +0000

Teabag McJoy, holy warrior. Sister Agnes, the Mo Fo Superior. SD P'Tang, street pimp extraordinaire. Calling together the world's mightest heroes and enemies of Dracula!

Sit in on a meeting with THE ENCLAVE. Plans are set in stone. The net is cast. And scones are served.

All this... and Flathead Kate!

You're welcome.

Ep 7 - Her Name was Gretchen, with Two Big T’s

Sun, 29 Dec 2024 19:00:00 +0000

Dracula wallows in a walk of shame after his night with Miriam, the American virgin. His mind can't help but wander to... Gretchen. Reliving the first time they met. And yeah. Probably doing the hummina-hummina haaa.

As always, Juan is there to pick up the pieces. But most importantly, we finally answer your #1 fan request--- Chad the Hippie Werewolf pays a visit!

It's full moon fever, shrouded in a fog bank of weed.

Ep 8 - Series Recap in 5 Words or less!

Sun, 05 Jan 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Sister Agnes, Teabag McJoy, and SD P'Tang call an emergency meeting to finalize the extermination of Dracula!

Chardonnay Wafflehutt hijacks the recording studio!

And legendary TV gameshow host, Sparky Guidonian, puts the pressure on the Enclave to name the Top 3 Destinations Dracula might escape to in America.

If you can guess them, loyal listener, you win a dream date with Sparky!

Ep 9 - My Safe Word is ’Stroodlehymen’

Sun, 12 Jan 2025 19:00:00 +0000

Dracula! Gretchen Von Stroodlehymen! The night they escaped the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas!

At last, the story of their forbidden love plays out! Questions are answered. Fates are determined. Do wishful winkees and hopeful hoo-has live happily ever after?

Plus Chardonnay Wafflehutt shares his own romantic night with ABBA.

That's in your head now. Forever.

Ep 10 - The Grand Finale! How are we still on?

Sun, 19 Jan 2025 17:12:00 +0000

The Prince of Darkness finally leaves the protection of Transylvania. The Enclave locks down every airport in Europe. Their best assassins wait in the target destinations of New York, Florida, and New Orleans!

Will Juan's plan to get Dracula to America work? Can he survive traveling economy class? And who is the enemy hot on his trail?

Grab your Winkee! It's the Grand Finale!

Dracula Exposed! Interview with a Winkee

Wed, 02 Jul 2025 00:04:00 +0000

Legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, travels to a secret location to interview an insider with direct knowledge of the Prince of Darkness!

Are the ancient audio recordings found in Transylvania the diary of Dracula? Did the two brothers who discovered them really follow an armadillo into a cave? Who are Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Travelling Ya-Yas?

And most importantly, is it possible that Dracula still exists today?

Are you ready for the truth? We also have pizza rolls. Mmm. Pizza rolls. 

Dracula's 1st Annual WINKEE Awards!

Thu, 03 Jul 2025 21:45:00 +0000

Join us in a celebration of DRACULA'S WINKEE- SEASON ONE. Spotlighting you, the fans!

"Dracula's Winkee is like a pinball machine. The comedy comes from everywhere and never where you expect it!"

"I laughed so much, I listened two times, just to catch everything!"

"The biggest evil is I have to wait for Season Two now!" 

Hosted by legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, with presenters Teabag McJoy, SD P'Tang, and Juan the armadillo! Special appearances by Sister Agnes and the Prince of Darkness himself, Dracula!

DW S1 is a secret code only Winkee Huggers can break.

Quality Time with DRACULA’S WINKEE!

Mon, 01 Sep 2025 17:16:00 +0000

Your one-stop direct communications for all things DRACULA'S WINKEE!

BFF Juan gives his weekly affirmation. Questions are answered in Ask Chardonnay! And we join in prayer with the matriarch of the Secret Sisterhood of the Divine Traveling Ya-Yas, the Mo Fo Superior, Sister Agnes.

Bring it in, Winkee Huggers! 

Dracula’s Winkee Season 1 trailer!

Fri, 19 Sep 2025 12:19:00 +0000

While vacationing in Transylvania, two brothers followed an armadillo into a cave. And discovered ancient recordings... the actual audio diary of Dracula!

The Prince of Darkness. Holy warrior nuns and Vatican-sanctioned street pimps. And forbidden lust at a time long before OnlyFans. 

Whether you're looking to binge something new, or Winkee Huggers hungry for more, legendary Hollywood narrator, Chardonnay Wafflehutt, brings you all 10 episodes of DRACULA'S WINKEE SEASON ONE!