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Ever seen a vampire mistaken for an albino elf in a tavern brawl? This episode is packed with hilarity as Bram Stroker spins the tale of Dracula's wild day in Gildar Guild. From getting hit from a catapult manned by drunken Dwarves to intentionally being targeted by drunken Dwarves, Dracula's escapades are non-stop chaos until the no-nonsense Miss Geneve steps in. And that's just the beginning! Prepare yourself for uproarious misunderstandings and The Guild tavern turned upside down.

Next, we get ready to embark on Dracula's ambitious mission to the cursed mines of Durnheim, with a troupe of dwarves who bring their own brand of comedic tension. The stakes are high as they "negotiate" a deal, all while back at the castle, Igor has his hands full with cleaning up pantry-raiding shenanigans and the LOL coming back for revenge. The episode crescendos in a showdown with the Little Big Bad Gang, where a debt dispute escalates into an epic confrontation with potion-fueled giants. You won't want to miss the twists, the laughs, and the sheer absurdity of it all!

Brooms, Bards and Bandits

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 13:00:00 -0700

What happens when Dracula battles enchanted cleaning supplies and accidentally sets himself ablaze? Find out as our vampiric hero and his trusty sidekick, Mimi, embark on an uproarious quest to find the legendary sword Calibur. The journey kicks off with an intense showdown against a broom golem conjured from Igor's magical cleaning arsenal.

Our tale takes another hilarious turn as Dracula encounters a band of bumbling bandits and ends up setting himself on fire, only to be saved by the quick-witted bard Brom Stroker. As they head to the dwarven town of Gildar, the chaos continues with a riotous bar brawl in the local guildhall. From merchants and artisans to adventurers brandishing makeshift weapons, Gildar promises no shortage of excitement. Tune in to witness mishaps, mayhem, and a hearty dose of laughter in this action-packed episode. Don't miss out on the thrills and spills as Dracula faces unexpected challenges and meets potential new allies!

Heroes and Hoagies

Wed, 03 Jul 2024 12:00:00 -0700

This episode takes you on a whimsical journey through their hilarious reminiscences, from the antics of a magical mirror named Kevion to the absurdity of a blind man driving a bookmobile, and even the legendary sword, Calibur. Listen as our lovable characters engage in witty banter and quirky revelations, all while exploring the fantastical world they inhabit. Plus, hear about the town butcher who moonlights as the blacksmith and his "valiant" efforts to repair Dracula's broken ceremonial sword, while simultaneously trying to keep him away from his daughter.

But the adventure doesn't stop there! Join Dracula and his loyal companion Mimi on a daring mission to raid Igor’s fortified pantry, leading to an unexpected and chaotic battle against Igor's enchanted bedroom. With Mimi revealing surprising new powers, cuminating in an epic bedroom brawl! Will Dracula and Mimi triumph over their formidable foes? Tune in for an action-packed episode filled with humor, tension, and an alarming number of dice.

Books and Banshees

Wed, 19 Jun 2024 06:00:00 -0700

Can Dracula outrun a horde of banshee librarians?...yes you read that right! Join us on a thrilling odyssey as we accompany Dracula on his quest for a legendary weapon that takes him within the mystical Eternal Library. Picture floating crystals casting a ghostly blue light over towering bookshelves, as our favorite vampire navigates through a library filled with enchantments and peril. From his pet Mimi getting frozen by a strict Banshee librarian to seeking guidance from a magical mirror named Kevion, Dracula's journey is whimsical yet spine-chilling. The discovery of "The Legend of the Most Legendary Sword of Legends, Volume 69" sets the stage for a series of magical mishaps that will leave you on the edge of your seat.

The excitement doesn't stop there. When Dracula attempts to steal the book, he inadvertently triggers an alarm that turns the library into a dangerous maze. Fleeing from banshees and flying books, he finds refuge in a peculiar book fort with eccentric former library safety inspectors. This surreal adventure is peppered with humor, especially when Dracula and his companions face an ocean of books and a horde of angry banshees. In a desperate escape, a page from a legendary sword book becomes their saving grace.. You won't want to miss this spellbinding blend of suspense, magic, and laughter!

Dracula's Date with a Dragon

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 05:00:00 -0700

Imagine Dracula, transformed into a fur-midable feline, making a hair-raising escape from a dragon's lair hotter than a wizard's fireball! It's a whisker away from disaster as our vampire lord turned cat attempts to escape the dragons lair.........however the dragon has other ideas in mind with Dracula. Hope dracula has some of his nine lives left.
Find out in our latest rip-roaring, side-splitting adventure, "Dracula's Date with a Dragon." This chapter is packed with excitement, humor, and enough fantasy to make an elf blush.

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Heartaches and Stakes / Dracula's New Groove

Wed, 22 May 2024 06:00:00 -0700

Ever imagine Count Dracula fumbling with a feather quill, drafting a love letter destined for the butcher's daughter? That's the kind of rib-tickling romp we have in store for you, as we navigate the Count's comically earnest attempts to celebrate Valentine's Day in his uniquely vampiric way. From an overeager skeleton courier to a potion snafu that leaves our undead hero purring rather than prowling, we've folded in a delightful mix of humor and horror that will have you laughing out loud. As the yarn spins, we're joined by Sir Bones, whose bone-rattling dedication to mail delivery brings a whole new meaning to 'going postal' amid the love-struck chaos.

Cats may have nine lives, but how will one vampire-turned-feline fare against the playful wrath of tail-wagging pursuers in the alleyways of Honeydale? Brace yourselves as Dracula's pursuit of affection leads to a whisker-tingling chase, setting the stage for a close encounter with a treasure trove that would leave even the most seasoned adventurer wide-eyed. And as if this escapade couldn't get any more thrilling, a dragon's snore adds an incendiary twist to the narrative. Will our charming Count's 'perfect plan' stand the heat, or will it go up in flames? Join us as we scratch beneath the surface of this fanciful tale where love, laughs, and a dash of danger make for an unforgettable Valentine's Day misadventure.

How Dracula Stole Christmas

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Wed, 08 May 2024 02:00:00 -0700

The vampire Dracula once again trys to ruin the town's christmas holiday in the name of love. but as we all know stealing christmas is no easy task. just ask the Grinch!
Join 1v1MeDM on their next Dungeons and Dragons adventure in Transylvania, as they encounter epic snow ball fights, snowmen, missing christmas cookies, and of course Santa Claus, and his reindeer!
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Night of the Zandies/Curse of the Wereturkey

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 02:00:00 -0700

Night of the Zandies
Ever woken up to find the world not quite as terrifying as you left it? Dracula sure has, and his once-menacing castle is now just another stop on the village children's Halloween candy route. Thisd Halloween special will have you in stitches as we share the side-splitting tale of a Dracula who discovers his reign of terror has been reduced to a mere party trick. Don't miss the monstrous fun, as we bring you a Halloween episode brimming with charm, chaos, and a vampire desperately trying to reclaim his title as the night's biggest fright.

Curse of the Wereturkey
Gather 'round for a monstrous turkey tale with a side of supernatural snafus. When Dracula's plans go awry and he accidentally creates a were-whiteboard (you heard that right), the hilarity only continues to escalates as Dracula attempts to destroy the harvest festival. Don't miss any of the action.........and whats with werepup in the background???