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The Gnomes Are Alive


10 episodes

(Actual number of episodes significantly different than number of episodes as recorded in database.)
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Synopsis:

Dedicated reporter Jenna Torres and her wacky sidekick Tobias Murton investigate Lavaster Labs, a network of mysterious masterminds whose "strictly scientific" operations are affecting their town in unusual ways - like garden gnomes coming to life! Interview by interview, they uncover unfolding romances, unearthly substances, revenge plots, and ultimately, Lavaster Labs' true mission. Will Jenna and Tobias be able to stop them before it's too late?


https://tinyurl.com/TheGnomesAreAlive


Language: English

Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Comedy, Science fiction

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Episodes:

Episode 8: Oak Street

Mon, 22 Dec 2025 11:00:12 +0000

A mysterious disaster unfolds on Oak Street, and Jenna and Tobias interview witnesses to piece together what happened. Noses will be stolen, bananas will be debated, and gnomes WILL be alive.


Episode 7: An Ex-Cult Leader Named Alex

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 11:00:39 +0000

Jenna and Tobias talk to Alex Haunt of Lavaster Labs, who shows them the complicated ritual through which he creates Quarium. He also gives them some insight into the Lavaster Labs scientists’ mysterious backstories… that is, so long as you are wearing closed-toe shoes and lab coats made from the wool of a three horned ram.


Episode 6: My Blood Brother Garry Gilbert

Fri, 14 Nov 2025 21:44:02 +0000

What’s the best get-well gift you can get someone in the hospital? An interview with Jenna and Tobias, of course! That’s why the pair go to interview Garry Gilbert after he has mysteriously reappeared, gravely injured from an encounter with the scientists at Lavaster Labs. Between a lot of “bros” and “bras,” he recounts what he can remember from his traumatic ordeal…


Episode 5.5: The Amazing, The Incredible, The Fantastic… Jenna Torres!

Fri, 05 Jan 2024 19:22:00 +0000

Tobias needs to help Jenna out of her slump with his mushroom beard and microwave threats.


Episode 5: Mrs. Apple/Debbie/AHGJRAHLA

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 15:11:00 +0000

Jenna and Tobias chase an old lady all over town! Wait, it's not as bad as it sounds, I promise. She's a demon old lady. I'm making it worse, aren't I?


Episode 4: That Pasty “Paisley” Punk

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 03:11:00 +0000

When Jenna and Tobias visit the local high school to interview a short, snarky teenage science prodigy named Paisley, Tobias needs to face his suspension-ridden past and Jenna decides how she wants her article published.


Episode 3: Tobias the Trashbag Master

Fri, 01 Apr 2022 03:11:00 +0000

Tobias breaks into Lavaster Labs! With a frantic Jenna on the phone, Tobias finally encounters the mysterious River Lavaster, discovers more about Quarium, and meets a chicken named… Henry? Harvey? Something with an H, but it depends on the moment.


Episode 2: Sophie with the Good Stuff

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 02:45:00 +0000

Jenna and Tobias interview Sophie, who works for Lavaster Labs and is a little bit… weird. Based on the interview, the two develop a new theory about what Lavaster labs is up to in their town. Meanwhile, Jenna learns to risk it for the biscuit - or, in this case, the scoop.


Episode 1: A Liar Named Colin

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 16:11:00 +0000

Jenna and Tobias interview Colin, a scientist working for Lavaster Labs... Except he keeps dodging their questions. And there’s a mysterious banging that keeps interrupting their interview. And, oh, geez, Tobias is taking his bad-cop role a little too seriously. What new information will they glean from this?


The Gnomes Are Alive Trailer

Mon, 07 Feb 2022 22:30:00 +0000

Introducing... The Gnomes Are Alive!