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Shipwrecked - The Radio Play


47 episodes


Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

The story of a group of fools trapped between a deserted island and a door to anywhere.
It started at episode one with computer mics and evolved over 8+ years gaining and loosing cast along the way.

***We probably hit our stride about ep20***

Featuring - John Wilson, Kevin Thomas, Pixie Jenkins, Manfred Vijars, Jimmy Poodle, PetchraChelli, David Wait, Uncle Beefy, Brad Maclean, Bob Condon and many more.
Written and produced by Brad Maclean


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Comedy

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Episodes:

34 Shipwrecked - Tie me Kangaroo down

Sun, 08 Dec 2024 06:25:08 +0000

The lads, and Chrissy head to the Tamworth counrty music festival in Australia and catch Rolf Harris Fucking a Kangaroo.... pix plays a gig at the Central Hotel, John Plays with himself in the toilets.
Jim writes a poem, the blade chops eric bana's ear off.

Starring John Wilson, Kevin Thomas, Jimmy Poodle, PetchraChelli, Pixie Jenkins, Manfred Vjars, Daivid Wait, Bob Condon and Brad Maclean

Additional voice by David Henderson

Writen and produced by Brad Maclean with additional material written and produced by Jimmy Poodle

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“Talkin’ bout Floodin” By Kevin Thomas

Tue, 21 Nov 2023 13:09:49 +0000

God talks to Noah about the great flood,
Written by Kevin Thomas
Production by Brad Maclean
God- Kevin Thomas
Noah- Pixie Jenkins
Narrator- Brad Maclean

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33 Shipwrecked - Fox's on the run

Sun, 29 Oct 2023 13:18:29 +0000

This week the boys, and Chrissy, have escaped prison and are being chased down by the filth..

written and produced by Brad Maclean

This episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.

thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins, Bob Condon and PetchraChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)

Listen to Ivan (Manfred) and Pixie on the "Stumpy and Grumpy podcast - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.cast...

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Mad Max Featuring Elton John & Lady Diana

Thu, 16 Feb 2023 03:24:45 +0000

Elton and Lady Di steal a pursuit special and drive it to their eventual death…..

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, Beefy and JJ. Poodle

written and produced by Brad Maclean (with some original bits from mad max)

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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32 Shipwrecked - Prison Break

Fri, 03 Feb 2023 14:21:38 +0000

This week the boys, and Chrissy, are involved in a jail break, this is the CHristmas episode for 2022, merry Christmas everybody, much love.

written and produced by Brad Maclean

This episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.

thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchraChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)

Listen to Ivan (Manfred) and Pixie on the "Stumpy and Grumpy podcast - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com/

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…I slipped in the shower

Sat, 12 Nov 2022 13:10:20 +0000

just a song about putting things up your ass (cough) I mean slipping over in the shower

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31 shipwrecked - jacob de blade... five times a charm

Mon, 07 Nov 2022 15:28:36 +0000

This week the boys get probed on an alien spacecraft before smashing a house, wrecking an office and stealing a near 400 year old Rembrant painting from south london (whilst riding get-away horses) PLUS, its an hour twenty long for Big Jase in his Big she'll be right Mack!

written and put together by Brad Maclean

This episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.

thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchraChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)

Listen to Ivan (Manfred) and Pixie on the "Stumpy and Grumpy podcast - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com/

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Dumb and Dahmer

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 13:00:00 +0000

this will save you from having to watch the whole Dahmer series on Netflix.... because the narrator will run through it as he questions weather or not Timmy has actually watched it, or is just talking shit, I'd put my bangers on the latter!

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A stiffy joke....

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 14:24:41 +0000

the crew are sitting around watching the royal funeral, as you'd imagine, they're proper monarchists and proud of how much money it cost to bury the old bird. Oh, and king Charles wished he was a tampax!

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30 shipwrecked - An American wears wolf in London

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 00:01:18 +0000

This week we are still in hard cunts territory and john suggested I write an american warewolf section, so I refused, and wrote an American wears wolf bit, he doesn't run this fucking show! also Johnny the Blade talks us into robbing a bank (rhymes with bank) and Ivan kills our only fan!

written and put together by Brad Maclean

This episode is dedicated to David Wait. imagine knowing he lived his whole life to be remembered in this shit..... rest in peace mate.

thanks to the following for their great voices and willingness to help with my foolish ramblings, much love to you all.... Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchreChelli. (and Jimmy, even though I have to type your fucking lines you slack cunt)

Listen to Pixie and Manfred (Ivan) on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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David Wait tribute

Wed, 31 Aug 2022 14:51:31 +0000

this is a tribute to the late Dave W, Dj Dave, the Guvna of the Lurchers armpit, fisherman and good dude. my thoughts go out to Dave's freinds and family, love to the Wait family. I hope you get a smile from hearing Daves voice's. much love.

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pumpkin feta salad - shipwrecked playhouse production

Mon, 29 Aug 2022 13:15:13 +0000

The most annoying cafe in the world

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Island boy

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 13:03:01 +0000

the Narrator and Timmy sort out a rumour about Kev being an Island Boy...
written and put together by Brad Maclean 21/8/22
new full episode written, sent out and will be up soon.....

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29 shipwrecked - Johnny the blade

Tue, 26 Jul 2022 15:15:43 +0000

This week the boys, and Chrissy, find themselves heading to London afterthe answering machine voice is stollen by none other than Johnny the Blade from the infamous show "Hard Cunts"...... will they get it back, will they return to the island, will anyone listen??? who knows, who cares and who even reads this shit?

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins and PetchraChelli

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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28 shipwrecked - thriller

Fri, 10 Jun 2022 11:38:47 +0000

Is Jimmy back? Is the fat bloke in the red leather outfit a "Jackophile"? is Mad Max one the best movie ever made or has "The lord of the rings and a car chase" become the new favourite? all this and fuck all else on another shit episode of the most un-listened and almost never downloaded podcast on the market..... Shipwrecked, Shipwrecked, Ahhhhhhh Shipwrecked Thriller.

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, Beefy and JJ. Poodle

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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27 shipwrecked - Star Wars

Fri, 15 Apr 2022 06:02:26 +0000

This week the men (and Chrissy) head into outerspace on a mission to stop Gay Lord Vader giving the world Aids..... can they get the job done? will they return as heroes, did the Gay lord shag Bummet Fett?????? who knows, who cares, just press play to find out....

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli and JJ. Poodle

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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26 shipwrecked - Jaws

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 12:21:07 +0000

this week the narrator gets carried away with just how magnificent he thinks his voice is, so he takes on the roll of Quint, the shark boat captain in the classic movie JAWS, basically its the same old shit.

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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25 shipwrecked - kevin's dream

Tue, 08 Feb 2022 15:16:38 +0000

this week Kev gets his arm cut off by john in a new game called Cops & Rambo's, then gets his hand replace with an egg whisk. Ivan opens up about being raised by wild dogs and Pixie gets a candle holder stuck in his throat.....

thanks to Kevin Thomas, Jen Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Pixie Jenkins, PetchraChelli, and Jason Maclean

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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24 shipwrecked - the north pole

Thu, 30 Dec 2021 10:18:09 +0000

this week the lads from the island go to the north pole and Ivan kills santa and his missus, oh, they also try and save christmas...

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Darcy Maclean and Pixie Jenkins

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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22 shipwrecked - the possum & the stranger

Sat, 11 Dec 2021 11:39:44 +0000

this is episode 22... the missing episode, this is baisically the Twilight Zone of shipwrecked (season one) It took a new cast and a re-write to get it out, but I can wipe my brow and sleep now knowing that its done!!

thanks to Dave W, Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vjars, Darcy Maclean and Pixie Jenkins

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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23 shipwrecked - the predator

Sat, 04 Dec 2021 08:28:28 +0000

this episode see's the boys steal a helicopter and in the hope of visiting a holidaying island local, Kevin Thomas, who has pissed off to the Grand Canyon.... but they don't make it, they crash. will they die, or will they end up re-enacting the 1987 movie "Predator", well the hint is in the title...

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, and Pixie Jenkins

also a special guest apperance as always by cumbrian's favorite dolphin trainer Petchrachelli.

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.cast...

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21.3/4 shipwrecked - the vacuum incident

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 05:37:06 +0000

this episode was written as a three quarter mark to another script that was written and caused the crew to disappear without a word......... again... mystical powers Eddie....... mystical powers.... oh, and the narrator gets his knob caught in a vacuum cleaner

thanks to Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, and Pixie Jenkins

also a special guest apperance by Dave the Manager... thanks mate..... over.

written and put together by Brad Maclean

Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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21.5 shipwrecked - pixie and the cosmonaut

Fri, 19 Nov 2021 12:24:43 +0000

this episode was written as a halfway mark to another script that was written and caused the crew to disappear without a word......... mystical powers Eddie....... mystical powers....

thanks to Dave W, Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Manfred Vijars, and Pixie Jenkins

written and put together by Brad Maclean


Listen to Pixie and Manfred on the "Stumpy and Grumpy" podcast @ - https://stumpy-and-grumpy.castos.com

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21 shipwrecked - message in a bottle

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 07:47:20 +0000

after a 7 year break we go back to the island to find out that fuck all has changed...
thank you to all the crew - jimmy poodle, petchra chelli, john wilson, kevin thomas, gav gross, dave wait, brian o'beef, max, and brad. written and produced by brad maclean. artwork by jimmy poodle. silly ideas from jimmy and john.

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Hard C*nts 3 - hair of the dog

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:33:44 +0000

The boys steal Mark "the hammer's" dog and hold it for ransom.... oh and bump into the pet shop boys..

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Hard C*nts 2 - the knuckle

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:28:43 +0000

Gav AKA "the knuckle" wins the bare knuckle boxing title

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Hard C*nts 1 - the golden lotus

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:23:58 +0000

the hard men of the Lurchers Armpit rob the local chinese shop

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20 shipwrecked - rocket man

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:20:11 +0000

finally, the boys are going home (or into outer space) after finding basil bottler and his methane fued rocket on the other side of the island

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19 shipwrecked - the passion of the poodle

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:12:30 +0000

this week we act out the easter story in honnor of the great chocolate makers and bad parents who left their kids nailed up with no sun protection

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18 shipwrecked - the robinson brothers

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 02:03:51 +0000

jimmy kills a sacred cow
shipwrecked 18 - "The Robinson Brothers" featuring John Wilson, Gav Cross, Jimmy Poodle, Murray Hartin, Kevin Thomas, Petrachelli, Beefy, the lovely Julia Cloughley Sneddon, Seraphin Fang, Brad Maclean and the Narrator.
This was part of a radio play i wrote a few years back and was very fortunate to have these great voice's from across the globe to make it come to life.
Thanks legends

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17 shipwrecked - the pearl necklace

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:58:45 +0000

the pearl neclace is spotted off the coast of the island, so dave turns up on a jet ski and runs the boys over to meet the nicest pirate on the ocean

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16 shipwrecked - the mutiny & the bounty

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:53:18 +0000

the boys are planning a mutiny, julia's pulling her hair out putting up with their shit! Scott's need's to get back to the kebab shop

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15 shipwrecked - the mermaid & the pirate

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:48:23 +0000

the boys try and take over a ship sailed to the island by scott who works in a pirate themed kebab shop. this episode we have the lovely voice of julia the mermaid (she followed scott all the way from Scotland)

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14 shipwrecked - talent show

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:48:09 +0000

what better way to lift moral than by having the islands first ever talent quest, jimmy cuts ron in half and the island is graced with the lovely guest judge Crystal Gorgeous

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13 shipwrecked - soap box derby

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:47:28 +0000

the boys have a soapbox derby and brad gets aids

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12 shipwrecked - god only knows

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:37:30 +0000

This episode see's John and Emu legged Kev in a cooking pot, while PetraChelli gets to act out his long time dream of presenting a Keith Floyd type cooking show.....

John Wilson, PetraChelli, Gav Cross, Kevin Thomas, Jimmy Poodle, Brad Maclean and The Narrator

Thanks to the fella's involved, it was good fun gents......

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11 shipwrecked - bohemian tragedy

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:36:57 +0000

In this episode john convinces us to sing a song written by the Queen.

Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, Jimmy Poodle, Dave Henderson, PetraChelli, Gav Gross, Brad Maclean, The Narrator.

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10 shipwrecked - willy wonka

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:31:24 +0000

the boys find gav's secret underground souvenir factory and petchra holds a ferret

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9 shipwrecked - the musical

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:31:12 +0000

this episode we venture into the world of musicals and bullshit, with quite a dramatic bit written by Jimmy Poodle


PetraChelli, Jimmy Poodle, Brad Maclean, John Wilson, Kevin Thomas, Max Maclean

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8 shipwrecked - gilligan's island

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:27:51 +0000

this episode the boys pull a radio from the plane john crashed and try to call for help......
featuring PetraChelli, Jimmy Poodle, Kevin Thomas, John Wilson, the Narrator, Brad Maclean and the boys from Gilligans Island!

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7 shipwrecked - pig man

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:27:38 +0000

this episode we have
Petra, Jimmy, John, Brad, the Narrator and Wikkis DeBeer, a white racist pig farmer from south africa who doesn't like whites

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6 shipwrecked - goat race

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:26:28 +0000

its only brad and jim, so the boys have a goat race

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5 shipwrecked - ron, kev, kevin.

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:25:39 +0000

this episode we meet San Diego's favorite son, Kevin Thomas AKA Ron.... and other stuff

Jimmy Poodle, PetraChelli, Brad Maclean, John Wilson, Kevin Thomas

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4 shipwrecked - plane crash

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:24:47 +0000

this week the Narrator is starting to sound like "The Narrator!"
a storm hits the island, a plane crashes and John Wilson arrives

featuring the great voices of Cumbria's own PetraChelli, Ireland's favorite son Jimmy Poodle, Liverpool's ex bus driver of the year John Wilson and me who grew up in Kerang, Australia.

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3 shipwrecked - you say it best

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:23:31 +0000

Shipwrecked 3, we are still going nowhere, jimmy gets burnt, Wilson’s sister jets kicked into the sea and the Japanese eat dolphins..

Once again it’s just me, PetraChelli and Jimmy Poodle, these blokes are goodn’s,
And if PC reads this, I hope you’re going well mate.

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2 shipwrecked - wilson's sister

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:22:47 +0000

this is the second of the shipwrecked episodes i wrote a few years ago.
Featuring Cumbrian PetraChelli and Irishman Jimmy Poodle, its about a tennis ball with a hole in it called "wilson's sister"
I was still trying to get the hang of the narrator’s voice at this point!!

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1 shipwrecked - stranded

Fri, 30 Jul 2021 01:21:10 +0000

this was the start of the multi episode series "shipwrecked"
at this stage the narrator had a voice that was new and hard to do, A Cumbrian named PetraChelli and an Irishman named Jimmy Poodle (obviously their real names!)
they are great blokes with lap top microphones and it was a lot of fun.

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