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Tales of Harkshire


26 episodes


Solo Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Welcome to Harkshire – Please Listen Responsibly! Everyone has a story to tell, and the residents of Harkshire are ready to share theirs. Discover the wonderfully ordinary and delightfully unimportant lives of those who call the idyllic towns and villages of Harkshire home. Each season invites you to step into the life of a different resident, exploring their unique circumstances. These stories reveal the beauty and complexity of everyday experiences—from heartfelt relationships and moments of self-discovery to the quiet struggles of isolation and the warmth of community. Tales of Harkshire celebrates the extraordinary within the ordinary. Whether you’re seeking laughter, reflection, or connection, these tales will resonate with your heart and spark your imagination. Tune in to uncover the stories waiting to be told. In Season One, immerse yourself in the charming village of Kinley, nestled in the heart of Harkshire, as we follow the intriguing life of a local gossip.


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Solo

Narrator: First Person

Genres: Comedy

Framing device: Journal or Log

Soundscape: Sound effects

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Episodes:

E1 - The New Car

Mon, 13 Jan 2025 14:54:09 +0000

Episode One: The New Car,

In this hilarious episode, a local gossip offers a satirical and delightfully snobbish account of her recent trip to Morrisons while proudly flaunting her new car. As she sips tea in her perfectly styled home, she humorously critiques “horsey Helen,” her family’s antics, and the gossip-laden escapades of Sharon, the tabard-clad former newsagent worker.

This sharp British humour podcast explores the quirks of affluence, social standing, and the absurdity of everyday encounters. No detail escapes our gossip’s razor-sharp wit in this uproarious take on life in Kinley.

Tune in for:

  • A snobbish perspective on small-town life and supermarket drama
  • Hilarious commentary on class, community, and social faux pas
  • A tongue-in-cheek celebration of the Mercedes-Benz SLK lifestyle

Perfect for fans of biting British humour, comedic storytelling, and keen satire, this episode is a laugh-out-loud exploration of keeping up appearances in a wonderfully absurd world.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

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E2 - The Party

Wed, 15 Jan 2025 17:58:29 +0000

Episode Two: The Party,

Step into the world of upper-class antics in this witty podcast episode, as our gossip recounts a satirical and hilarious evening at an exclusive games night in Watton Wood. With sharp observations and biting humour, she navigates a night of mismatched car keys, Veuve Clicquot champagne, and eccentric guests like the Hollywood-glam Aunty Sally.

This sharp British humour podcast takes a tongue-in-cheek look at social class, luxury lifestyles, and the absurdity of high-society gatherings—all while the narrator holds fast to her cherished Mercedes-Benz SLK and impeccable sense of decorum.

Tune in for:

  • The comedic perils of mingling in new circles
  • Tales of electric gates, vintage crystal bowls, and unconventional games night rituals
  • A dose of satirical comedy perfect for fans of British wit and sharp social commentar

     

    This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

    Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

     

     

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

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E3 - The Romance

Fri, 17 Jan 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Episode Three: The Romance,

In this humorous and reflective episode, our gossip shares her sharp observations on love, life, and the quirks of married travel. From Keith’s over-the-top safety drills and his infamous “Safe Travels Utility Belt” to tales of holiday mishaps and unexpected moments, this episode blends heartfelt nostalgia with razor-sharp wit.

Tune in for:

  • Witty commentary on the absurdities of everyday life and relationships.
  • A glimpse into the world of luxury, leisure, and unexpected adventures.
  • Hilarious insights into holiday chaos and the quirks of marriage.

Join us for a beautifully crafted story full of laughter, warmth, and the unexpected.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

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E4 - The Disturbance

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Four: The Disturbance,

In this episode, an unexpected disturbance sets our gossip off on a hilarious tangent about etiquette and decorum in public settings. With her signature wit and sharp observations, she dissects modern manners (or the lack thereof), lamenting the decline of sophistication and the rise of inconsiderate behaviour.

Tune in for:

  • Amusing anecdotes about awkward social situations.
  • A witty critique of contemporary customs and public etiquette.
  • Hilarious tangents that reveal the narrator's unique take on life’s everyday annoyances.

Perfect for fans of sharp British humour and relatable commentary, this episode offers a laugh-out-loud look at how to navigate the absurdities of modern social behaviour.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

 

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E5 - The Violation

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Five: The Violation,

In this episode, an unexpected and downright bizarre incident sends our gossip spiraling into a tale of public disturbances, peculiar characters, and her unwavering commitment to etiquette and order. What begins as an ordinary day of errands quickly descends into chaos, culminating in an outrageous encounter that leaves her shaken—and reaching for the brandy.

Tune in for:

  • Hilarious observations on the quirks of village life.
  • A sharp critique of modern manners and queuing decorum.
  • A wildly unexpected twist that could only happen to her.

With her signature flair and unfiltered commentary, this episode is a must-listen for fans of British wit and the absurdities of everyday life.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

 

 

Socials:

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

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E6 - The Mother

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Six: The Mother,

In this episode, our gossip shares a tense and deeply humorous account of navigating the challenges of caring for an ageing, demanding mother. From guilt trips to uncanny misunderstandings, the chaos of familial obligation unfolds with a sharp tongue and an unflinching wit.

Tune in for:

  • A comedic dive into family dynamics and stubborn independence.
  • Musings on the clash between idyllic retirement home visions and reality.
  • An unforgettable story about a tragic (and strangely absurd) family incident.

Delivered with a quintessentially British blend of dry humour and candid reflection, this episode is a captivating listen for anyone who’s ever found themselves at odds with their parents—or their plans.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

 

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E7 - The Neighbour

Tue, 28 Jan 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Seven: The Neighbour,

In this episode, our gossip hilariously recounts the arrival of new neighbours whose presence has thrown the quiet equilibrium of Frisky Lane into disarray. From a rogue couple to fashion crimes, the chaos unfolds in this sharp-witted and utterly British monologue.

Tune in for:

  • A strongly worded letter to the local MP, brimming with complaints and “solutions.”
  • A biting critique of modern living clashes with tradition.
  • Mischievous musings on the lengths one might go to preserve neighbourhood harmony.

Delivered with biting humour and unapologetic opinion, this episode is a riotous exploration of community, eccentricity, and the unravelling of suburban peace.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

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E8 - The Salon

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Eight: The Salon,

In this episode, our gossip delivers a scathing and comical recount of a disastrous trip to the local salon 'Liv & Let Dye' that spirals into unexpected chaos. From questionable gossip to a hair appointment gone horribly wrong, it’s a tale of small-town drama, sharp wit, and simmering fury.

Tune in for:

  • A sharp critique of salon etiquette and professionalism.
  • Hilarious commentary on Kinley Village rumours and their absurdities.
  • A glimpse into the narrator’s fiery quest for justice and dignity.

Infused with biting humour and quintessentially British satire, this episode is a riotous exploration of vanity, gossip, and small-town politics

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip!

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

 

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E9 - The Betrayal

Thu, 30 Jan 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Nine: The Betrayal,

In this episode, our gossip takes us through a surreal, hilarious, and deeply personal account of a heated dispute with her husband Keith, uncovering secrets, confronting peculiar truths, and navigating a spiral of escalating chaos. It’s an absurdly witty and utterly captivating exploration of betrayal, status, and imagination gone wild.

Tune in for:

  • Sharp critiques of loyalty and trust in marriage.
  • Side-splitting commentary on social climbing and scandal.
  • A whirlwind of surreal humour and unpredictable twists.

Delivered with our gossip’s signature biting wit, this episode is a chaotic delight, blending relatable drama with outlandish comedy for an unforgettable listen

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

 

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E10 - The Dragon

Tue, 11 Feb 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Ten: The Dragon,

In this episode, our narrator takes an uncharacteristic journey on public transport—a necessary evil after Keith commandeers the Mercedes for a crucial pre-competition grooming session. What begins as a reluctant train ride soon turns into an encounter of legendary proportions. 

Tune in for:

  • A masterclass in avoiding unwanted small talk on public transport.
  • A chance encounter with a Dragon (not the fire-breathing kind, unfortunately).
  • A fierce debate on eco-consciousness, luxury cars, and ethically questionable spandex.

Bitingly witty, deliciously absurd, and packed with quintessentially British satire, this episode is a first-class journey into small-town snobbery, unexpected friendships, and the eternal battle between status and sustainability

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

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E11 - The Appointment

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Eleven: The Appointment,

Our narrator begins with a simple trip to the dentist, only to be met with chaos at reception, an absurd digital sign-in process, and Maxine, who has declared herself gatekeeper of the waiting room. But the real shock comes in the dentist’s chair when she comes face-to-face with...well, you'll just have to tune in!

Tune in for:

  • The perils of digitalisation and spirit animal selections gone wrong.
  • A grim discovery in Jord Moor (and Keith’s highly inappropriate take on it).
  • A health-and-safety-heavy approach to marital relations that could double as a workplace induction.

Between broken bourbons, PPE procedures, and the crushing realisation that passion and spontaneity are things of the past, this episode is a masterclass in British wit, social absurdity, and the eternal disappointment that is Keith.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

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E12 - The Weather

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 04:30:00 +0000

Episode Twelve: The Weather,

What begins as a gentle monologue on the changing seasons soon spirals into a meditation on Keith’s cholesterol, the perils of digital fear-mongering, and the baffling enthusiasm of a grown man for a random purchase on the Facebook Marketplace on the Facebook.

Tune in for:

  • A reflection on how snow is never quite as good as it was in childhood.
  • Media scaremongering, nipple metaphors, and the eternal struggle for a well-gritted street.
  • The perils of rear-wheel drive when one’s Mercedes-Benz SLK meets the Devil’s Dandruff.

The snow is falling, the roads are chaos, and Mr. Curshaw—recent widower and unexpected exhibitionist—is making quite the scene in the street. Just another day in Harkshire.

An ode to British weather, suburban absurdity, and the sheer unpredictability of one’s neighbours.

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces a lifelong resident—and gossip—of the idyllic Kinley Village.

Download today to stay informed on the latest gossip

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

Produced by Artis House Ltd

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Be Back Soon

Thu, 13 Feb 2025 13:13:00 +0000

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The First Earl

Mon, 17 Mar 2025 08:08:00 +0000

Episode One: The First Earl,

In this episode, esteemed historian Norman Southton takes us on a journey through Harkshire’s rich — and often questionable — past. From the legend of Seamus Ó hEarcáin, dragon-rider and ginger trailblazer, to the county’s curious traditions, no stone is left unturned. 

Tune in for:

  • The thrilling tale of Harkshire’s founding and its mythical dragon.
  • A deep dive into local customs, including turnip tossing and the Duke’s balls.
  • The perils of uttering “St Patty’s Day” in polite company.

With Norman’s dry wit and penchant for uncovering the absurd, this episode offers a captivating glimpse into the stories that shaped Harkshire — dragons and all.

 

This season of Tales of Harkshire introduces local historian - Norman Southton - of Hark University.

 

Download today to stay informed on the latest in Harkshire!

 

 

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Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin

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E14 - The Knock

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 04:04:00 +0000

Episode Fourteen: The Knock A knock at the door brings unexpected news, sending our gossip into a whirlwind of grief, disbelief, and some rather questionable priorities. In true Harkshire fashion, even the darkest moments come with a dash of absurdity and a side of tea.

Tune in for:

  • A dramatic police visit with surprising concerns
  • Unfiltered musings on loss and luxury vehicles
  • The perfect blend of tragedy and dry British wit

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E15 - The Wake

Wed, 26 Mar 2025 04:04:00 +0000

Episode Fifteen: The Wake

Saying goodbye is never easy—but when the sherry flows and the twerking begins, this wake becomes one for the history books. Join our gossip as she navigates grief, glamour, and the unexpected theatrics of Keith’s final send-off.

Tune in for:

  • Funeral fashion, spontaneous solos, and scandalous shenanigans
  • Michelin-starred mourning and questionable eulogies
  • A widow determined to do things her way

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E16 - The Desires

Thu, 27 Mar 2025 04:04:00 +0000

Episode Sixteen: The Desires

With Keith gone, a new chapter begins—or at least, that’s the plan. From untapped ambitions to a bucket list with flair, our gossip is ready to reclaim the life she always dreamed of. The only thing missing? A little funding.

Tune in for:

  • Bold dreams and even bolder plans
  • A quest for adventure, applause… and a new car
  • The first steps towards reinvention—Harkshire style

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E17 - The Audition

Tue, 01 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Seventeen: The Audition

Lights, music, drama—Kinley Village’s finest takes her first step towards stardom with an audition that promises to be unforgettable. But when the competition is fierce (or at least present), will she rise to the occasion or be upstaged by a surprise rival?

Tune in for:

  • The thrill of the stage and the sting of rejection
  • Big dreams, bold choices, and interpretative dance
  • One woman’s unstoppable pursuit of the spotlight

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E18 - The Psychic

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Eighteen: The Psychic

When the answers you seek aren’t in this world, there’s only one place to turn. A visit to a psychic offers more questions than closure—but in Harkshire, even the afterlife has its oddities.

Tune in for:

  • Unsettling encounters with the unknown
  • Messages from beyond… or maybe just good guesswork
  • A séance that’s equal parts spooky and spectacular

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E19 - The Swipe

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Nineteen: The Swipe,

Online dating has arrived in Harkshire, and our gossip is on the hunt for a wealthy husband to sustain her refined lifestyle. With Wendy from the post office as her digital matchmaker, she dives into the world of dating apps —crafting the perfect profile to attract a man of means.

But as she swipes through potential suitors, she quickly discovers that not all gentlemen are as distinguished as they claim to be. From unsolicited photos to unexpected familiar faces in compromising positions, it’s a journey of shock, scandal, and a rather unfortunate super like.

Tune in for:

  • A crash course in modern matchmaking

  • A vicar with very interesting hobbies

  • The shocking revelation that some secrets are best left unswiped

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    Written, Voiced, and Directed by Liam Harkin Produced by Artis House Ltd

 

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E20 - The Casting

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Twenty: The Casting

The cast list is out, and tensions are high. With dreams of stardom hanging in the balance, our gossip faces a harsh reality: the stage isn’t always as welcoming as one might hope. But in show business, the drama backstage is just as juicy as the performance.

Tune in for:

  • The heartbreak of rejection—or the triumph of success?
  • Backstage politics and bold personalities
  • One woman’s quest for the role she was born to play

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E21 - The Donation

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Twenty One: The Donation

With Keith’s wardrobe cleared and a generous donation made to the local charity shop, our gossip is feeling rather philanthropic. A trip to Our Lady’s Sign A Name Across My Heart I Want You To Be My Baby Orphanage charity shop sets off a chain of reflections… and judgments. On everything from village scandal to Cheryl’s bronzer choices.

Tune in for:

  • Vintage silk underpants 

  • A biting appraisal of Kinston’s town centre decline

  • The eyebrow-raising legacy of Cheryl, charity worker by day, Mother Teresa by night

 

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E22 - The Fall

Thu, 10 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Twenty Two: The Fall

A hospital visit reveals more than just medical concerns, as our gossip uncovers a world of ward politics, curious characters, and unexpected run-ins. In Harkshire, even a trip to A&E is an event.

Tune in for:

  • Hospital drama with a side of scandal

  • Unlikely alliances and awkward encounters

  • A tale of resilience, reputation, and ruined footwear

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E23 - The Rehearsal

Tue, 15 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Twenty Three: The Rehearsal

As rehearsals begin for The Impotence of Being Earnest: The Musical, our gossip finds herself navigating understudy duties, misfiring choirs, neon undergarments, and a poster typo that's gone far too far. With tensions rising and tempers flaring, she stays ever-ready for her moment in the spotlight—especially if Chip Shop Sue falters under the weight of her pickled onions.

Tune in for:

  • Onstage chaos, offstage ambition, and the tragic tale of Curly Wurly Windswept

  • A masterclass in Received Pronunciation (or lack thereof)

  • Behind-the-scenes scandal, musical mishaps, and choir members clumping like Morrisons shoppers

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E24 - The Brunch

Wed, 16 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Twenty Four: The Brunch After an all-you-can-drink outing with the Good Grief Girls (and Gary), our gossip returns slightly worse for wear—but no less opinionated. From mimosas to mixed-up names, spiritual resentment to dating app disasters, she’s tipsy, tangled, and unfiltered. There’s love, loss, and a woman in a toilet skirt mishap. And beneath it all, a quiet confession: life without Keith isn’t just different—it’s disorienting.

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  • Bottomless brunch with bottomless grief, glitter, and gin

  • A karaoke moment, a wardrobe malfunction, and a lot of confusion over Glenys

  • The real cost of widowhood—and the dating disasters that follow

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E25 - The Call

Tue, 22 Apr 2025 04:04:00 +0100

Episode Twenty Five: The Visitor

A knock at the door. A letter on the mat. Two unfamiliar men waiting outside in a van. What began as a simple morning has unravelled into a spiral of stress, confusion, and a long, exasperating phone call. As our gossip wrestles with hold music, missed plans, and mounting tension, she finds herself faced with a situation she hadn’t anticipated—and can’t quite talk her way out of.

Tune in for:

  • Unexpected guests and a very inconvenient phone call

  • A missed matinee and a slow unravelling of control

  • One woman’s attempt to stay composed as her world edges sideways

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