Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 1: Introduction.

Fri, 22 Jul 2022 18:06:03 +0000

Meet Homer and the Gods. feat. Alexis Schneider as Hera.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 2: Everyone in the Horse!

Fri, 29 Jul 2022 20:24:28 +0000

Step one: Ulysses has to convince everyone to get in the big horsey. feat. Mark Sellin as Ulysses; Christopher Gauntt and Kirsten Hochman as Noble Crew

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 3: Dissension in the Ranks

Fri, 05 Aug 2022 16:08:55 +0000

In this episode of "The Tales of Ulysses," the speaker, who adopts a humorous and informal tone, recounts the story of Ulysses and the Greek crew's preparations to enter the wooden horse to deceive the Trojans. The discussion revolves around the crew's reluctance and bickering over seating arrangements inside the horse, highlighting their ornery nature. The speaker emphasizes Ulysses' persuasive skills in rallying the crew, despite their complaints and distractions, such as a promise of ice cream as motivation. The episode also hints at the involvement of Greek gods, particularly Hera, who is introduced at the end, suggesting her influence on the events.

This episode is important as it illustrates the dynamics of teamwork and leadership in the face of adversity, as well as the blend of mythological elements with humor, making ancient stories accessible and engaging for contemporary audiences. The conversation takes place in a light-hearted manner, aiming to entertain while educating listeners about this classic tale.

feat Mark Sellin as Ulysses. Kirsten Hochman and Christopher Gauntt as Noble Crew. Alexis Schneider as Hera.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 4: Gods Can Be A Pain Too

Fri, 12 Aug 2022 16:31:36 +0000

Being able to hear the Gods has a downside. feat Alexis Schneider as Hera.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 5: Road Games in the Trojan Horse

Mon, 15 Aug 2022 18:38:23 +0000

In this episode of the podcast, the speakers engage in a playful retelling of the story of Ulysses and the Trojan Horse. The discussion revolves around the construction and purpose of the wooden horse, emphasizing its role as a prototype designed to conceal Greek soldiers for a surprise attack. The speakers, adopting a humorous tone, depict a fictional dialogue among the crew members as they wait inside the horse, filled with banter and games like "Trojan Road Bingo." 

The episode highlights the camaraderie and lightheartedness among the crew during their journey to Troy, showcasing their interactions and playful arguments. The conversation also hints at the presence of mythical creatures, adding a whimsical element to the narrative. 
This episode is significant as it blends classical mythology with modern storytelling techniques, making ancient tales accessible and entertaining for contemporary audiences. It sets the stage for future discussions about the gods and their influence on human affairs, promising to explore themes of divine interaction in the next episode.

 feat Mark Sellin as Ulysses. Kirsten Hochman and Christopher Gauntt as Noble Crew.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 6: Leda and the Swan

Fri, 26 Aug 2022 15:38:30 +0000

In the podcast episode titled "Tales of Ulysses, the Big Horsey Ride," the speakers engage in a humorous retelling of the myth of Leda and the Swan, focusing on the interactions between gods and mortals. The discussion highlights themes of power dynamics, particularly how the powerless often suffer consequences while the powerful evade responsibility. The narrative features Zeus, who transformsLeda into a swan, and explores the moral implications of divine actions and human vulnerability. The episode emphasizes the importance of understanding these myths as cautionary tales about the consequences of attracting the attention of gods.

The playful tone and comedic elements serve to make the ancient story accessible and relevant to contemporary audiences. The episode is part of a series that aims to reinterpret classic tales, encouraging listeners to reflect on their meanings. The conversation takes place in a light-hearted manner, showcasing the speakers' creativity and wit while addressing deeper societal themes.

 feat Greg Moore as Zeus and Alexis Schneider and Hera. I play Leda, briefly.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 7: The Horsey Has Troubles

Fri, 02 Sep 2022 03:05:37 +0000

In this episode of "Tales of Ulysses," the speaker, who appears to be a storyteller or host, engages in a humorous narrative involving a wooden horse and its broken wheel. The discussion revolves around a fictional journey, incorporating playful dialogue about the characters' frustrations and mishaps, such as asking "Are we there yet?" and dealing with a broken wheel. The episode emphasizes the comedic elements of the story, with references to Greek culture and mythology, particularly the tale of the Trojan Horse. 

The podcast episode is a light-hearted retelling aimed at entertaining listeners while drawing on classic themes from Greek mythology. The importance of this episode lies in its ability to make ancient stories accessible and engaging for a modern audience, blending humor with cultural references. The specific date of the episode is not mentioned, but it contributes to an ongoing series that aims to explore and reinterpret mythological tales.

. Feat Mark Sellin as Ulysses and Kirsten Hochman and Christopher Gauntt as the Noble Crew.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 8: Meet the Roadside Carpenter

Thu, 08 Sep 2022 11:05:01 +0000

In this episode of "Tales of Ulysses," the speaker, Homer, humorously narrates a fictional encounter involving Ulysses and his crew as they prepare for their journey to Troy. The discussion revolves around the challenges of travel in ancient times compared to modern conveniences, particularly focusing on the barter system and the lack of a stable currency. The scene depicts Ulysses attempting to procure a wheel for a giant wooden horse, highlighting the absurdity of the situation as he navigates a conversation with a mechanic about payment options, ultimately resorting to trading a Trojan War action figure. This lighthearted exchange illustrates the difficulties of ancient commerce and the importance of resourcefulness. The episode emphasizes the contrast between past and present financial systems, making it relevant for understanding economic evolution. The narrative serves as both entertainment and a reflection on societal changes, making it significant in exploring themes of trade, sacrifice, and the human experience. The episode aired recently, contributing to the ongoing series that reinterprets classic tales in a modern context.

 feat Mark Sellin as Ulysses; Greg Moore as the Roadside Carpenter; and Christopher Gauntt and Kirsten Hochman as the Noble Crew.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 9: Back Somewhere on the Road To Troy

Fri, 16 Sep 2022 15:43:37 +0000

In this episode of the podcast "Heels of Ulysses," hosted by Homer, the discussion revolves around the character Ulysses, specifically his nickname "the Wanderer." The conversation features a humorous exchange between Homer and a character representing Athena, the goddess of wisdom. They explore the concept of wandering, emphasizing Ulysses' tendency to avoid asking for directions, which leads to him being lost on his journey to Troy. The dialogue illustrates the challenges of navigation and decision-making, using light-hearted banter to convey deeper themes of guidance and self-awareness. This episode is important as it highlights the archetype of the wanderer in literature, reflecting on the human experience of seeking direction and the wisdom that can come from asking for help. The playful tone and mythological references make the discussion engaging while providing insights into Ulysses' character and the broader narrative of his journey.

Roads back then did not have great signage. feat Mark Sellin as Ulysses; Alexis Shneider as Athena, Goddess of Wisdom; Kirsten Hochman and Christopher Gauntt as the Noble Crew.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 10: Meet the Old Coot.

Fri, 23 Sep 2022 15:39:25 +0000

In the podcast episode titled "The Big Horsey Ride," the speakers include a narrator and characters from the tale of Ulysses, particularly Ulysses himself and a talking wooden horse. The discussion revolves around Ulysses seeking directions to Troy, following advice from Athena, the goddess of wisdom. The episode humorously explores the challenges of navigation and communication, with Ulysses driving a giant wooden horse. He meets an Old Coot hat provides directions while also questioning the shape of the Earth. The narrative highlights the importance of asking for help and the comedic misunderstandings that ensue as Ulysses and his crew approach Troy. This episode is significant as it blends classical mythology with humor, making the ancient story accessible and entertaining for modern audiences. It showcases the themes of guidance, teamwork, and the absurdity of their journey, setting the stage for the next part of Ulysses' adventure. The events take place in a fictionalized context, drawing from the well-known mythological backdrop of the Trojan War.

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Chapter 11: the Big Horsey Ride. Episode 11: Arriving at the City Gates

Fri, 30 Sep 2022 18:49:13 +0000

In the podcast episode titled "The Big Horsey Ride," the speakers include Homer, who narrates the story, and characters such as Ulysses and various guards at the gates of Troy. The discussion revolves around Ulysses and his crew's arrival at the walled city of Troy, where they attempt to enter with their giant wooden horse, a strategic ploy in the Trojan War. The episode humorously depicts the challenges they face with the guards, who are more focused on bureaucratic procedures than security. 

This episode is part of a series that retells the adventures of Ulysses, blending mythology with comedic elements. It highlights the absurdity of the situation as the crew navigates the entrance process, emphasizing themes of strategy and the unexpected complications of war. The importance of this narrative lies in its exploration of the intersection between myth and humor, making ancient stories accessible and entertaining for modern audiences. The events take place during Ulysses' journey, which is a pivotal moment in the larger context of the Trojan War.

. feat Mark Sellin as Ulysses. Greg Moore as Guard. Christopher Gauntt and Kirsten Hochman as the Noble Crew. Christopher Gauntt also appears as the Supervisor

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 12: Conclusion

Fri, 07 Oct 2022 17:44:04 +0000

In the podcast episode titled "Tales of Ulysses, the Big Horse," the speakers include Demi Creniel and a character involved in the story of Ulysses and the Trojan War. The discussion revolves around Ulysses' attempt to gain entry into the city of Troy using a giant wooden horse as a ruse. The episode humorously portrays a dialogue where the Trojan gatekeeper questions the legitimacy of the horse and the absence of fresh fruits and vegetables, which are required by the Trojan Municipal Code. This comedic exchange highlights the absurdity of the situation as Ulysses tries to convince the Trojans to let them in. 

The episode is set during the events leading up to the fall of Troy, emphasizing the cleverness and determination of Ulysses. This narrative is important as it illustrates themes of deception, strategy, and the unexpected outcomes of seemingly trivial details in historical tales. The podcast serves to entertain while also providing a modern retelling of a classic myth, making it accessible to contemporary audiences.

 Mark Sellin as Ulysses. Christopher Gauntt as the Supervisor. Kirsten Hochman as the Noble Crew.

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Chapter 11: The Big Horsey Ride. Episode 13: Outtakes

Fri, 14 Oct 2022 16:47:04 +0000

Takes that quite didn't make the history books. feat Mark Sellin as Ulysses. Christopher Gauntt and Kirsten Hochman as the Noble Crew. Greg Moore as the Guard Gate.

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