How Not to Vampire
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Creator: Rodney V. Smith
Urban fantasy Single-voiced Serial Audio Book
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Audio chapters from the Wattpad novel HOW NOT TO VAMPIRE. There are rules about who gets to be a vampire, and Bob, a young black man living in Toronto, breaks them all. In order to stay undead, he must battle the secret vampire society hell-bent on giving him a more permanent death. Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371
Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Single
Genres: Urban fantasy
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Episodes:
Chapter 2 - Friends In Low Places
Sat, 02 Apr 2022 06:31:09 GMT
Meet Bob's best friend, Claude, gentleman thief and all-round rogue. He's the real hero of the show, and Bob is just a sidekick, just more fun, so deal with it.
Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/958354978
Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose
Wed, 30 Mar 2022 20:03:05 GMT
Vampiring is HARD.
Things Bob has on his checklist when he accidentally becomes a vampire: a) forget everything he knows about vampires b) Google vampire survival tactics c) don't get brutally murdered by vampires.
Apparently, there are vampire LAWS, and Bob, a young, romantically-challenged black man living in Toronto, never got the guidebook. Even though it's not his fault that he's broken every rule, a secret vampire society is hellbent on giving him a more permanent death. With the help of his best pal, Claude, Bob tries to stay alive and hopefully turn around his screwed-up existence in the process.
20 CHAPTERS, released weekly, only on Wattpad.
https://www.wattpad.com/story/221510371
Chapter 1 - My Own Worst Enemy
Sat, 19 Mar 2022 02:29:32 GMT
In which we meet Bob, the not-vampire, and yes he is in trouble, but seriously, what did you expect? Oh yeah, and then there's his girlfriend Jaime...
Read on Wattpad: https://www.wattpad.com/869596783
Music: "Into the Dark" by Harlowe Rose