Bad Priest
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Creator: Pathological Ink
Single-voiced Urban fantasy Serial Audio Book
Synopsis:
My name is Cole Bannen and I'm a recovering priest. Eight years in prison will do that to you. But I’ve been out of jail for less than a day and I find myself falling back into old habits... which mostly consists of phony exorcisms.
A long time ago, I was warned about the dangers of messing around with such things. I paid no attention, because I don't even believe in possession.
Welp, I was wrong and I messed up bad -- and now, with a demon living inside my head, I've gone from being a mediocre priest to a bad priest.
I'm just hoping there's enough good in me left to help some hapless souls before I get dragged down to the pits of Hell where I belong.
*Contains foul language and mature themes. Listener discretion is advised.*
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Format: Audio Book
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Single
Genres: Urban fantasy
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Episodes:
Thu, 22 Dec 2022 10:01:20 GMT
Officer Frank Radar is on Father Cole Bannen's trail. He's like a man possessed, desperate to seek revenge on priests for past and present transgressions. Frank's not actually possessed, however.
But somehow, what he is might actually be worse.
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Thu, 22 Dec 2022 10:00:23 GMT
Every man needs to eat and, apparently, so do demons. But I don't think they care for our pedestrian fare. Or, maybe that's exactly what they crave.
Us.
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Thu, 15 Dec 2022 10:01:20 GMT
Cole Bannen's in trouble, and there's only one person he can turn to for help... and it's not a person.
It's the demon inside his head.
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Thu, 15 Dec 2022 10:00:40 GMT
Albuquerque PD Officer Frank Radar doesn't like priests. In fact, he loathes them. Imagine his surprise when he discovers that the brutal evisceration of a victim he's investigating was perpetrated by a priest? Unlike Father Cole Bannen, the good luck doesn't stop for Frank Radar, because he soon discovers a video of the person performing the brutal act.
And now he won't still until he finds the man of the cloth resposible for this heinous crime.
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Thu, 08 Dec 2022 10:01:31 GMT
Why are you looking here? The title says it all. And yes, the censored word is exactly what you think it is, you dirty b*stard.
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Thu, 08 Dec 2022 10:00:18 GMT
A deal with the devil. Or a demon. Something bad, anyway. It's all the new normal for Father Cole Bannen.
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Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:01:21 GMT
Real exorcisms are more difficult than fake ones... who woulda thunk it?
Welcome to Hell, Father Bannen. Enjoy your stay. Hopefully it's a short one.
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Thu, 01 Dec 2022 10:00:29 GMT
Father Cole Bannen is back at it, doing what he used to do well, but now pretty much sucks at.
Exorcisms.
Gone are the days of easy cash. Now, the stakes are extreme and payment comes in the form of being able to live another day.
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Thu, 24 Nov 2022 10:01:14 GMT
Imagine waking up in a puddle of blood. Now imagine you have no idea what you did last night and the blood isn't yours.
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Thu, 24 Nov 2022 10:00:05 GMT
Some people just don't learn their lessons. Eight years ago, Father Cole Bannen was arrested. This is that story.
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Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:01:38 GMT
Only a very skilled engineer should build a skyscraper, for fear of it toppling. Only a very skilled chef should prepare blowfish, for fear of it poisoning the guests. Only a real, devout priest should perform exorcisms, for fear of a real possession.
Oops.
Father Cole Bannen just f*&#ed up.
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Thu, 17 Nov 2022 10:00:58 GMT
It took all of two hours before Father Cole Bannen fell back into old habits. Fake exorcisms? Check. Cash in hand? Check. Actual demon inside his head? Uhh... maybe?
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Thu, 10 Nov 2022 10:01:04 GMT
Everyone has heard the story about dad going out for a pack of smokes and nobody sees him again for three years. But have you heard the one about the bad priest who goes out for cigarettes at a strip club... the exact same strip club that he was arrested in eight years ago?
No? Well, you're about to.
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Thu, 10 Nov 2022 10:00:12 GMT
Father Cole Bannen wants to put his past behind him for a fresh start. But old habits die hard--especially after spending eight years behind bars.
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Sun, 06 Nov 2022 19:42:22 GMT
Episodes 1 and 2 coming November 10th, 2022.
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