Fast Theatre

Sun, 22 May 2022 02:27:20 GMT

S3 - Zombies UK Promo

It's 1978. A virus has taken over the planet. It causes the dead to rise and attack and eat the living.

Two ex-British soldiers have made it out of London to the north of England. They are in a closed underground military base. Can they survive the hordes of undead roaming the countryside? And help save everyone else.

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Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

S2 EP4 - Moggie

Sat, 14 May 2022 17:00:19 GMT

TRIGGER WARNING - The podcast series "The Old Bill," from Fast Theatre.

The show is a period drama/comedy show set in the early 1980s. The language and situations are authentic for the time. Episodes may contain violence, bullying, sexism, and extreme negative and abusive dialogue.

This series is a true depiction of the language, situations, and attitudes in London at the time. We want to keep it as realistic as possible.

Some things in the show may be shocking and stressful, and a possible trigger for the modern audience.

Like real life. Not everyone is good. People are not superheroes.

If you are, or have ever been offended by anything. No matter how small. Please do not listen. This is not for you.

If you like the style of classic British TV shows like, Minder, The Sweeney, and The Professionals. And the comedy of shows like Fools and Horses, On The Buses, Carry On, and Fawlty Towers. Or you like period entertainment before mobile phones, the internet, or Twitter wars.

The Old Bill may be something you will enjoy.

Or not?

If you have any complaints, you didn't read the warning properly.

S2 EP4 - Moggie

The squad had a huge result. They arrested a hard gang of blaggers from West London. The chief inspector's mother's prize Cornish Rex cat goes missing. They have to find him before they can celebrate.

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DI COOK - Charles James

BEST - Russell Bonner

TERRY - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Slang Dictionary.

The show makes use of authentic London slang. Including cockney rhyming slang. You can find a full explanation of rhyming slang on many websites. We have used it as it would have been in the 1970s and 80s in West London. These are some word explanations from this episode to help.

Thrups - Breasts

Tart - Girl

Beak - Judge

Jammy - Lucky

Lugholes - Ears

knackers - Testicles

Toffee-nosed - Posh/High Class

Two and Eight - State

Moggie - Cat

Brown Bread - Dead

MUSIC:

"The Old Bill Theme"

Written by Jim Moncur

Published by Songtrust

Under License from Jim Moncur

"The Old Bill Theme Part 2"

Written by Jim Moncur

Published by Songtrust

Under License from Jim Moncur

"Spunky Strut"

Published by S.I. Publishing

Under License from Audio Hero

S2 EP3 - Flaps

Sat, 07 May 2022 17:00:19 GMT

TRIGGER WARNING - The podcast series "The Old Bill," from Fast Theatre.

The show is a period drama/comedy show set in the early 1980s. The language and situations are authentic for the time. Episodes may contain violence, bullying, sexism, and extreme negative and abusive dialogue.

This series is a true depiction of the language, situations, and attitudes in London at the time. We want to keep it as realistic as possible.

Some things in the show may be shocking and stressful, and a possible trigger for the modern audience.

Like real life. Not everyone is good. People are not superheroes.

If you are, or have ever been offended by anything. No matter how small. Please do not listen. This is not for you.

If you like the style of classic British TV shows like, Minder, The Sweeney, and The Professionals. And the comedy of shows like Fools and Horses, On The Buses, Carry On, and Fawlty Towers. Or you like period entertainment before mobile phones, the internet, or Twitter wars.

The Old Bill may be something you will enjoy.

Or not?

If you have any complaints, you didn't read the warning properly.

S2 EP3 - Flaps

Terry becomes a vegetarian. The other officers rip him to pieces. Cook makes a bet he can't last a week. Lawsie makes sure Terry is smelling and seeing them eat meat all day. Will he crack or win the bet?

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Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

DI COOK - Charles James

LAWSIE - Russell Bonner

TERRY - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

MUSIC:

Lunar-Cops

Written By:

G. Mosby, E. Wilson, B. Gagnon

Cliffdweller Music

Licensed through Audio Hero.

The Old Bill Theme

Written By: Jim Moncur

Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/

Licensed through Jim Moncur.

The Old Bill Theme Part 2

Written By: Jim Moncur

Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/

Licensed through Jim Moncur.

Fraternity Party

Published by Sounds Incredible Publishing

Licensed through Audio Hero.

Slang Dictionary

The show makes use of authentic London slang. Including cockney rhyming slang. You can find a full explanation of rhyming slang on many websites. We have used it as it would have been in the 1970s and 80s in West London. These are some word explanations from this episode to help.

Pony - Defecate

Bird - Girl

Bollocks - Testicles

Up to snuff - Up to the required standard

Chippy - Fish and Chip shop

S2 EP2 - Blag

Sat, 30 Apr 2022 17:00:33 GMT

S2 EP2 - Blag

TRIGGER WARNING - The podcast series "The Old Bill," from Fast Theatre.

This is a period drama/comedy show set in the early 1980s. The language and situations are authentic for the time. Episodes may contain violence, bullying, sexism, and extreme negative and abusive dialogue.

This series is a true depiction of the language, situations, and attitudes in London at the time. We want to keep it as realistic as possible.

This may shock and be stressful, and a trigger for the modern audience.

Like real life. Not everyone is good. People are not superheroes.

If you are, or have ever been offended by anything. No matter how small. Please do not listen. This is not for you.

If you like the style of classic British TV shows like, Minder, The Sweeney, and The Professionals. And the comedy of shows like Fools and Horses, On The Buses, Carry On, and Fawlty Towers. Or you like period entertainment before mobile phones, the internet, or Twitter wars.

The Old Bill may be something you will enjoy.

Or not?

If you have any complaints, you didn't read the warning properly.

S2 EP2 - Blag

The squad go after a gang of armed robbers. They already have seven jobs under their belts. Terry tells Cook about his family and his gay brother. The arrest of the gang turns into a huge fight. Cook's old girlfriend shows up. She now dates his boss. They get a warning about smashing up the local bar toilets.

For more information, go to https://fasttheatre.com

Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

DI COOK - Charles James

NADINE - Kelly Smith

LAWSIE - Russell Bonner

TERRY - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

MUSIC:

Lunar-Cops

Written By:

G. Mosby, E. Wilson, B. Gagnon

Cliffdweller Music

Licensed through Audio Hero.

The Old Bill Theme

Written By: Jim Moncur (PRS)

Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/

Licensed through Jim Moncur.

Sweeten the Pot

Written by:

Bobby Cole (PRS)

Published by S.I. Publishing

Licensed through Audio Hero.

The Old Bill Theme Part 2

Written By: Jim Moncur (PRS)

Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/

Licensed through Jim Moncur.

Cockney Slang Dictionary.

The show makes use of authentic London slang. Including cockney rhyming slang. For those people not acquainted with it we have a list of words used in this episode and their meaning.

Hampton - Penis

Nob - Penis

Slash - Urinate

Barnet - Hair

Blag - Robbery

Snout - Informant

On Your Jack - Alone

Bog - Toilet

Khazi - Toilet

Ruby Murray - Curry

Septic - American

Tooled Up - Posses weapons

S2 EP1 - Bottle

Sat, 23 Apr 2022 17:00:59 GMT

TRIGGER WARNING - The podcast series "The Old Bill," from Fast Theatre.

Season 2 is a period drama/comedy show set in the early 1980's. The language and situations are authentic for the time. Episodes may contain violence, bullying, sexism, and extreme negative and abusive dialogue.

This series is a true depiction of the language, situations, and attitudes in London at the time. We want to keep it as realistic as possible.

This may shock and be stressful, and a trigger for the modern audience.

Like real life. Not everyone is good. People are not superheroes.

If you are, or have ever been offended by anything. No matter how small. Please do not listen. This is not for you.

If you like the style of classic British TV shows like, Minder, The Sweeney, and The Professionals. And the comedy of shows like Fools and Horses, On The Buses, Carry On, and Fawlty Towers. Or you like period entertainment before mobile phones, the internet, or Twitter wars.

"The Old Bill," may be something you will enjoy.

Or not?

If you have any complaints, you didn't read the warning.

S2 EP1 - Bottle

Detectives Cook and Terry work for London's crack police squad. Terry gets shot during an arrest. When he recovers, they are both put on a big local bank robbery case. It's time to round up the local villains and get them talking.

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Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

DI COOK - Charles James

CHRIS THE CARD - Russell Bonner

TERRY - Charles James

BRADSHAW - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Cockney Slang.

The show makes use of authentic London slang. Including cockney rhyming slang. For those people not acquainted with it we have a list of words used and their meaning. There are no set rules. Some slang words can have more than one meaning. It depends on the context. Our explanation is to help your understanding of the show. You can find a full explanation of rhyming slang on many websites. We use here it as it would have been in the 1970s and 80s in West London.

Harris - Arse

Monkey - £500.00

Blag - Crime

Farmers - Hemorrhoids

Nonce - Child molester

Tosser - Someone who masturbates a lot

Tom - Jewelry

Grass - Informant

Nicked - Arrested or Stolen

Bollocks - Testicles

Cattle trucked - Fucked

Manor - Local area

Pugged up - Hidden

Kiting - Using stolen cheques

Nutter - Crazy person

Form - Has a criminal record

Banged up - In prison

Bent - Illegal

MUSIC:

Lunar-Cops

Written By:

G. Mosby, E. Wilson, B. Gagnon

Cliffdweller Music

Licensed through Audio Hero.

The Old Bill Theme

Written By: Jim Moncur

Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/

Licensed through Jim Moncur.

The Old Bill Theme Part 2

Written By: Jim Moncur

Published by Songtrust https://www.songtrust.com/

Licensed through Jim Moncur.

Redline

SI Publishing

Licensed through Audio Hero.

EP10 - The Old Bill

Sat, 09 Apr 2022 17:00:00 GMT

London 1980s. Detectives Cook and Terry are on surveillance. Their boss, Bradshaw, wants to push Cook out. He thinks his outdated methods are a joke. The pair mess up and their subject gets away. Bradshaw lays down the law. Cook isn't impressed.

For more information, go to https://fasttheatre.com

Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

DI COOK - Charles James

LAWSIE - Russell Bonner

TERRY - Charles James

BRADSHAW - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

MUSIC:

Lunar-Cops

Written By:

G. Mosby, E. Wilson, B. Gagnon

Cliffdweller Music

Licensed through Audio Hero.

EP9 - Doctor?

Sat, 02 Apr 2022 17:00:00 GMT

Patient Alpha is a long-time resident of a top secret military facility. Dr. Berman does his best to help him. Is Berman real? Is Alpha real? Why does orderly Martin call Alpha, Dr. Osgood? Is Martin real? Who is Doctor Klein? Is Klein real? Nothing makes sense.

For more information, go to https://fasttheatre.com

Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

DR. BERMAN - Charles James

DR. KLEIN - Russell Bonner

PATIENT ALPHA - Charles James

DR. OSGOOD - Charles James

MARTIN - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

EP8 - Medals

Sat, 26 Mar 2022 17:00:00 GMT

This episode is dedicated to my family that fought and were killed in WWII.

The British forces in France capture a German soldier. He has a civilized chat with the British captain at an old police station. After losing his Iron Cross, he gets it back. But Sargeant Jones has other ideas.

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Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

CAPTAIN SMITH - Charles James

CAPTAIN LANDAU - Charles James

SARGEANT JONES - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

MUSIC:

Chase-to-Freedom

S.I. Publishing

Licensing by: Audio Hero; SourceAudio ID: TTX011901

Cold-Espionage

S.I. Publishing

Licensing by: Audio Hero; SourceAudio ID: EXT01229

EP7 - India

Mon, 21 Mar 2022 23:26:47 GMT

John meets his friend Frank in Vegas. Frank has become a successful gambler. His wins at the casino are because of a magic stone he stole in India. John urges Frank to return the stone. Frank has other ideas.

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Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

JOHN - Charles James

RAJ - Russell Bonner

FRANK - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

EP6 - Oscar

Sat, 12 Mar 2022 21:51:56 GMT

WARNING - This episode contains scenes that some people may find stressful. Over 18s only. It contains subjects such as schizophrenia, depression, drug taking, self harm, and suicide. There is also extreme bullying. If you find any of these things upsetting, please do not listen.

Actor Terrence Lawson is the toast of LA. He caps his career at the biggest show of the season. He is at the pinnacle of Hollywood. Terrence has some dark secrets. His past characters haunt him. The noise from them has taken over his life. He has to mask their bullying and negativity. When he comes home with the biggest prize in the industry, there's trouble. He ignored his characters and did not give them credit for their work. Is he controlling them, or are they controlling him?

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For information contact: info@fasttheatre.com

TERRENCE LAWSON - Charles James

BILL - Russell Bonner

RAY - Charles James

JOHNNY - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Music

Award Winners Fanfare

Composer Albert Marlowe

Licensed from Audio Hero

EP5 - Crash Landing

Mon, 07 Mar 2022 18:07:32 GMT

A space ship carrying stolen information crash lands. Captain Sar and his long-time companion, Monty, are the only survivors. The inhabitants of the planet are their enemy. The Alexians. They have to get through the dense jungle to rendezvous with the rescue ship. Along the journey, they encounter enemy forces and huge, deadly creatures. They soon realize that they are on their own. Abandoned by their own people. Sar and Monty decide to take a huge risk. Escape, or die trying.

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For information contact: info@fasttheatre.com

CAPTAIN SAR - Charles James

COMMANDER LARSEN - Russell Bonner

MONTY - KATIE

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Music:

Frontline Frontier

S.I. Publishing

Licensed from AudioHero

By the Mountain-Pass

Sounds Incredible Publishing

Licensed from AudioHero

Dark Cover

S.I. Publishing

Licensed from AudioHero

Safe House

S.I. Publishing

Licensed from AudioHero

Alien Landscape

Licensed from AudioHero

Dangerous Passage

Licensed from AudioHero

Deeper and Deeper

Licensed from AudioHero

EP4 - Egypt

Sat, 26 Feb 2022 21:31:01 GMT

Author and paranormal skeptic Steven Bellworth is a storyteller. His run in with the Egyptian authorities and deportation is legendary. He gets the chance to visit the tomb he investigated once again as part of an exhibition in Washington. Fellow author Ron Harris accompanies him. They discover a closed sarcophagus. Steven investigates. What he finds will change both their lives forever.

For more information, go to https://fasttheatre.com

Contact: info@fasttheatre.com

STEVEN BELLWORTH - Charles James

ABASI - Russell Bonner

RON HARRIS - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.

Music:

Catching Air

Writer: Damon Criswell (BMI)

Licensing by: Audio Hero; SourceAudio ID: 13443597

Click

Writer: Jim Moncur

Licensing by: Jim Moncur (PRS)

Egypt Music

Writer: Theo T

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

SoundScape Two Thrill From Egypt

Writer: FreddyFool

https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/

EP3 - Rock N Roll

Sat, 19 Feb 2022 20:00:00 GMT

Mick "the Machine" Mitchell is a huge rockstar. After a sellout show in LA, he wakes up to find himself in the back of a car. In the desert, driving to Las Vegas.

Driving him is his long time Minder and head of security. Dave "Bomber" Lancaster.

Mick can't remember how he got there, so he and Bomber unwind the events of the evening.

A girl is dead back in LA. The cops are after Mick. Bomber ditched their plane and drove instead.

They make plans with dodgy dealer Del, and then everything unwinds.

The conversation moves away from recent events to the past.

Mick talks about the old days and how they met. How Bomber has always had his back.

Bomber goes down a darker path and tells Mick some home truths.

Mick gets worried. Bomber's behaviour becomes threatening.

They stop in the desert. Mick's manager calls Bomber, but he is too impatient and fired up to speak with him.

Will Bomber do something he will live to regret?

For more information, go to https://fasttheatre.com

MICK MITCHELL - Charles James

DEL - Russell Bonner

BOMBER - Charles James

MARTIN - Charles James

Music:

Catching Air

Writer: Damon Criswell (BMI)

Licensing by: Audio Hero; SourceAudio ID: 13443597

EP2 - Cockney Translator

Sat, 12 Feb 2022 22:52:33 GMT

LA detectives Vincent and Smith are stuck. They have a recorded conversation between two London Villains at a diner. Unfortunately, they are clueless to what any of it means.. The villains are speaking in London Cockney slang. Smith tells Vincent that his wife has a cousin from London who lives in LA. They get him to come in and decipher what the two men are saying. Things don't go quite as planned. Vincent's understanding and reality are a long way apart. But he isn't the only one in for a surprise.

For more information, go to https://fasttheatre.com

DETECTIVE VINCENT - Charles James

BILL - Russell Bonner

STAN - Charles James

JOHN - Charles James

SMITH - Charles James

EP1 - The Ghost of Burlingham House

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 18:22:47 GMT

Can Paranormal detective Don Jamieson make contact with the Ghost of Burlingham House?

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GERALD BARR - Charles James

DON JAMIESON - Charles James

KATIE ROBBINS - Charles James

The story, all names, characters, and incidents portrayed in this production are fictitious. No identification with actual persons (living or deceased), places, buildings, and products is intended or should be inferred.