Wrong Bone Facts
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Creator: Jolene
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This podcast has been completed! Thank you so much for listening! What do you know about bones? Or better yet, what don't you know about bones? What don't you not know about bones? These questions and more may or may not be answered in Wrong Bone Facts. RBF is a podcast dedicated to incorrect facts about everyone's favorite part of many animals (and possibly some plants, as far as I know.)
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Episodes:
RBF 364: Defenestration Frustration (Guest Episode 9)
Sun, 10 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene deals with property damage and a request from a friend.
Masque does some awesome art! Check it out:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/masquethemasque
Deviantart: https://deviantart.com/vonmasque
Sat, 09 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's not made with real meat, or real bones. What's in it? Forever.
Wed, 06 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT
That's it, people. Three hundred and sixty degrees of bones. Here's an episode about ecological imbalance!
Mon, 04 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene explores the everglades!
Sun, 03 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The secret to happiness is in this episode! And listening to it is free! Are you lucky?
Sat, 02 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's also really dark inside most bodies, so it's no wonder this horrific bone fact hasn't...
seen the light of day!
Fri, 01 Oct 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The problem with this method is that it's pretty illegal to obtain a femur and just keep it on you all the time.
RBF 353: Hot Air Balloon Handling Tips
Wed, 29 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Surprisingly, following this Wrong Bone Fact's advice won't put you in any immediate danger.
RBF 352: Yarr, Recycle Ye Bones!
Tue, 28 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene takes a bone fact and makes it WRONG. How novel!
Mon, 27 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Squids are good, so we get to learn a lot of wrong facts about them in this podcast.
Sun, 26 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene gives you a quick recap of all the important plot points.
Sat, 25 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This episode is dedicated to Wrong Bone Fact's truck driver audience.
Mon, 20 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Are you ready for a wild and exciting bone fact today? No? Well, that's good. Today's episode is pretty boring, actually.
Sun, 19 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Don't shake your dolls. They might be cursed. With bones!
Sat, 18 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene was so sure that she had done a bone fact about cameras before, and then there wasn't one, so she recorded it, and this story is a lot less interesting than she thought it would originally be.
Fri, 17 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene does not talk about VHS rentals.
RBF 340: Righty Tighty, Lefty... Radioactivey
Thu, 16 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Scientists worked out this one by noticing that one half of the human body glowed more than the other half.
Wed, 15 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Chainbone doesn't protect Porter well from arrows or bruises, but it does help against slashing.
Mon, 13 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
You won't be rockin' and a-rollin' for long if you listen to the advice in this podcast.
Sun, 12 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Wrong Bone Facts: The Movie will never be coming out, ever.
Sat, 11 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Get it? Because... because spines make for good soup stock? Oof.
Wed, 08 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
No one knows how they keep appea--oh! There's another one!
Fri, 03 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Computers are complicated, so just stick bones in them until they work.
RBF 326: That Pesky Astronomer
Thu, 02 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If you'd like to subscribe to Bone Facts Gold...
don't.
RBF 325: Last Survivor of the Bonestromo, Signing Off (Guest Episode 8)
Wed, 01 Sep 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene's friend Aurora teaches us all a little bit about movies, life on other planets, and how to wear bones.
Aurora is making some pretty awesome content! You can find their tabletop games and videos in the links provided below.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/aurorabarksdale
Website: https://aurorabarksdale.com
Tue, 31 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's a compliment if your doctor says how happy your bones look!
Mon, 30 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Bienvenidos a hechos erróneos, el único podcast del mundo que ... espera, ¿qué?
Fri, 27 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
There has to be a twist with this episode, right?
RBF 319: Last Will and Boneament
Thu, 26 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Wow, absolutely do not do this one in real life! It's basically littering!
Tue, 24 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
They don't pay Jolene in peanuts for these primo bone facts!
(They don't pay Jolene at all...)
Mon, 23 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Just boil 'em down and drink 'em up. That's what Jolene used to say, at least.
RBF 315: I Love the Smell of Bone Facts in the Morning
Sun, 22 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene says when she writes a bone fact, she smells rubber burning.
RBF 314: Super Duper Extra Fun
Sat, 21 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
(Actually, this bone fact is about cheese.)
Thu, 19 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene talks in this one. No one could stop her in time.
RBF 311: The Tortoise and the Bone
Wed, 18 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Just like the classic story! Who will come out first? You will, lucky listener, from listening to the coolest podcast in the world!
Tue, 17 Aug 2021 11:53:07 GMT
In this episode, Jolene talks about upcoming science. Bone liquid science. It's pretty gross. Maybe skip this episode? (Don't actually skip this episode.)
Sun, 15 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene has in her notes that she "can get a little political" with this podcast, and in this episode, she gets snarky at corporations.
Fri, 13 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Bones can be colored in many different ways... but have you considered paying for it?
Thu, 12 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene forgets where she lives.
Wed, 11 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Honestly, the title of this one is probably the best part of the episode. It's a pun with alliteration--what more could you want?
RBF 303: The Most Modest Proposal
Tue, 10 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If this episode ruins your relationship, that's on you.
Mon, 09 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's gruesome, but you're guaranteed to "win" the game.
Sun, 08 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Wrong Bone Facts: the podcast that sticks its neck out just for you!
Sat, 07 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Actual, Serious Content Warning: This is a fictional comedy podcast, but this episode might be a little scary because there's definitely some torture in here. Jolene does not have a dungeon. Her apartment is way too small for anything like that.
In this episode, Jolene "enlists" her friend Aurora for a fascinating look behind the scenes at Wrong Bone Facts. A good time is had by all.
Aurora is making some pretty awesome content! You can find their tabletop games and videos in the links provided below. And because they lived, you can expect to see them making an appearance in a guest episode before too long.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/aurorabarksdale
Website: https://aurorabarksdale.com
Thu, 05 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene talks about flying squirrels. You don't need to know why.
Wed, 04 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Eat those bones, so you can be healthy enough to eat more bones! It's the circle of life.
RBF 295: Genuine Bonafied Bonacide
Mon, 02 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Thankfully, skeletons are generally resistant to being pierced by sharp objects, on account of all the blank space in them.
Sun, 01 Aug 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If you have a frog in your life, play them this episode. They'll appreciate it.
Fri, 30 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It could be your parents, but that'd just be weird, right?
RBF 291: Bones of Futures Past
Thu, 29 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene does dangerous science.
Wed, 28 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
There's no vestigial third eye, though. Can you imagine? That would be horrifying!
RBF 289: What the Cat Dragged In
Tue, 27 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene hacks up another disgusting bone fact for you all to clean up.
Mon, 26 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jammin' on a solo on a horrific guitar... sounds like a good time!
Sun, 25 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Remember to replace the batteries in your bone alarm every 5-7 years, too.
RBF 286: Not By the Bones of My Chin
Sat, 24 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene did air-quotes in this episode that don't seem to show up in the recording.
RBF 285: Bones. Bones are Nice.
Fri, 23 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Bones make life worth living.
In this episode, Jolene makes a really strained reference to Discworld, and still manages to be completely incorrect.
Wed, 21 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
She may not really be super feeling it today, but Jolene sure can put out a terrifying bone fact moments before she falls asleep at night.
Tue, 20 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
But also, it's what's recommended. Who do you trust, Jolene? Or your local mechanic?
RBF 281: We Have a Connection, You and I
Mon, 19 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
You could say that, spiritually speaking, the "me" bone... is connected to the "you" bone.
Sun, 18 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene goes to the movies! Okay, not really. She just wrote this fact and was like, "oh, that's a fun coincidence."
Fri, 16 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This is a rare bone fact in that it could be rendered correct, if some super-fan decides to make an Office of Anatomical Affairs and a manual.
Wed, 14 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Honk if you love Wrong Bone Facts! Every day! Every second! Don't stop honking ever!
RBF 275: Watch Out, Headphone Users
Tue, 13 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Yes, Jolene wrote the extra music in this one. No, it wasn't written for Wrong Bone Facts. What's wrong with a little multitasking?
Unrelated, this intro idea was sitting in the drafts file since like episode 30. Backlog be gone!
RBF 274: The Creature, or the Bone?
Mon, 12 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This episode might as well be called "vague, unclear bone facts."
Sat, 10 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene explores bone fashion, of a sort.
RBF 270: Sick Bone Drift, Baby
Thu, 08 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If you're upset that this podcast has conflicting information about bones, please read the title again and get back to Jolene when you've worked it out.
Wed, 07 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Give 'em the ol' bone twist!
This is a very misleading title, but that hasn't stopped Jolene before.
RBF 267: Game Over, Bone Darts!
Mon, 05 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's not that the game was dangerous... it was just boring, and required you to collect your own bones.
Sun, 04 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene uh... really demonstrates how little she knows of biology.
RBF 265: A Secret in Your Bones!
Sat, 03 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Shhh, don't tell anyone... especially if you're in Connecticut.
RBF 263: A Guide to Bones and Sticks
Thu, 01 Jul 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It wasn't exactly a thrilling read, but then again, this isn't exactly a thrilling podcast!
Uh, actually, disregard that.
Tue, 29 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
BEEP BEEP BOP BOOP BEEP BOOP BOP BEEP. tweee tweEEEshaaaaaaa. eeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah B'DONG B'DONG SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Mon, 28 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This bone fact is sponsored by every bank ever, and you should definitely see what happens when you bring your human skulls into a bank.
RBF 259: Wow, A Really Terrible Idea
Sun, 27 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Some bone facts should not be repeated at home. This is one of those episodes. DON'T TRY TO SWALLOW BONES.
Sat, 26 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This is another episode that Jolene had to rerecord more times than she can count because she couldn't stop laughing at "Mr. Dracula."
Fri, 25 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This bone fact is pretty close to being true, but it's also one you can't possibly test for... so, there we go!
RBF 256: Falcon and Winter Bonedier
Thu, 24 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This bone fact is canon in the MCU, despite having nothing to do with it at all.
RBF 255: The Monkey's Finger-Bone Curls
Wed, 23 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
As you listen to another episode, the curse continues...
Tue, 22 Jun 2021 11:46:01 GMT
Listen... the sun is dangerous, okay? Wear sunscreen.
RBF 253: Another Phone/Bone Joke
Mon, 21 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's so easy to come up with them! Jolene must be getting lazy.
Sun, 20 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Listen... just, trust Wrong Bone Facts on this one. The fact might be incorrect, but beware!
RBF 250: Wrong Bone Facts: The Musical! (Guest Episode 7)
Fri, 18 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In today's episode, Jolene invites her friend Hannah along to win a future Tony for Best Musical. They've got this in the bag!
You can find Hannah in a few places! Jolene has already blabbed on about Ghosts on a Train like a million times, but she also does listen to Gleewatch as well, and it's really chill. Do you remember the television series Glee? Jolene tries not to. But Hannah and her co-host Sam are going through it episode by episode and providing hilarious commentary and insight into the thousands of plotholes that make up the series. This also gives Hannah the distinct and unique honor of being in two podcasts that have caused Jolene to cry! Give them both a listen and a review!
Twitter: @Imtired81
Gleewatch: https://linktr.ee/gleewatch
Ghosts on a Train: https://linktr.ee/ghosts_train
RBF 249: Jolene is Thinking About the Beach
Thu, 17 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The beach is nice! Here's a bone fact.
Wed, 16 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, there's a fact about bones. What? DId you expect something different?
Mon, 14 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
There's no business like bone business! (Yikes, actually; that's a weird thing to say.)
RBF 245: Reduce, Reuse, Rebonefact
Sun, 13 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Recycle! Come on! It's literally the least you can do.
RBF 244: Sorry, Other Podcasts
Sat, 12 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Other podcasts are better, sure, but they're not interesting.
Fri, 11 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
And no, it's not heartache! Though, that's pretty common too.
Thu, 10 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
How do YOU celebrate the summer and beat the heat? Jolene does it by ruining your pool.
Wed, 09 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Bones and kidneys interact in a few specific ways! In today's episode, we explore this.
RBF 240: Rubber Baby Boney Bumpers
Tue, 08 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Honestly, this episode title would have gone much better for Episode 119, but alas, past Jolene was not as proficient with her titles as she is now.
Mon, 07 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene gets a bit sneaky with her bone fact. In a way.
RBF 237: Whoops, Two Star Wars
Sat, 05 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The first reference was intentional. The second one... not so obvious and very unintentional. Oh well! That's Wrong Bone Facts for you!
Fri, 04 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Well, folks, it looks like we have another nightmare scenario on our hands.
Thu, 03 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
You put the bone in the coconut, and you mix it all up...
Wed, 02 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
That's right, it's a meme title. Jolene has sunk to new lows.
RBF 233: Hello Boneless My Old Friend
Tue, 01 Jun 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Remember, bones have feelings too!
Mon, 31 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Does Jolene know about Pandas? It's a safe bet that it doesn't matter!
Sun, 30 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene may not have a secret recipe, but she does know the secret to a successful podcast!
(Note: Wrong Bone Facts has nothing to do with this secret.)
RBF 230: When Life Gives You Lemons
Sat, 29 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene works under pressure.
Fri, 28 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Two dated jokes in one episode! Looks like Jolene's in great form these days.
RBF 228: N-Bone-A Jam Tournament Edition
Thu, 27 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This is Jolene's new favorite episode title.
RBF 227: Journey to the Center of the Bone
Wed, 26 May 2021 10:25:10 GMT
But to your bones, their whole world is YOU.
Tue, 25 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Did you know five pounds of bones is heavier than five pounds of butter? It's only those two things that work like this. (Jolene is mad that she didn't use this as the actual fact in this episode now.)
Mon, 24 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene's microphone gets hijacked, and she has to deal with an unwanted guest wrought from her own bone fact.
(Disclaimer: This fact is still incorrect, because Jolene left the bones on the second shelf, on the right. Subtle!)
Listen to Ghosts on a Train: https://linktr.ee/ghosts_train
RBF 224: No Bones Like Snow Bones
Sun, 23 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene does not know what season it is. She's delirious from the heat in her apartment. Isn't that great?
RBF 223: Then What Are the Humps For?
Sat, 22 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Seriously! What Are the Humps For?
Fri, 21 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
We're learning vocabulary today! There will be a quiz in one week.
Thu, 20 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This podcast jams! No one knows what this means and no one will be getting any context.
Tue, 18 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Sorry for the fake-out at the beginning. If it scared anyone, please e-mail Jolene and tell her she's great (unrelated, but true).
Mon, 17 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Does Jolene swear to the tell the truth, only the truth, and nothing but the truth?
Obviously not! What kind of show do you think this is?!
Sat, 15 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Muffin skeletons, yikes!
This is why Jolene doesn't usually write, record, and produce episodes right at 6:00 AM.
Thu, 13 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In today's episode, Jolene spooks herself with her very own bone fact.
Wed, 12 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene reveals some startling revelations about bones, that likely aren't true. Business as usual? Hardly!
(Just kidding. This is a normal episode.)
Tue, 11 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Because she's a true audio recording professional, Jolene drank a whole bunch of soup broth before recording this episode, and so her voice is all wonky. Don't forgive her, or she'll never learn.
Mon, 10 May 2021 11:43:00 GMT
Humans can listen too, but come on... Wrong BONE Facts? Who did you THINK was the target audience?
RBF 210: Epic Boney (Guest Episode 6)
Sun, 09 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene invites her friend Stefen to join her, and working together, they somehow concoct the most horrifying bone fact on this show so far. Can it get worse than this? Yes, definitely! It's nice to have a guest episode again, after one hundred and ten(!) episodes without one!
Listen to Ghosts on a Train: https://linktr.ee/ghosts_train
Sat, 08 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene double-checked her math on this one, and got two vastly different, incredibly incorrect answers, so we just told her to use the biggest number she could think of.
Fri, 07 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The title for this one is pretty rough, but that's fine. The episode itself is a real winner!
Wait, it's not? Someone get Jolene on the phone.
Thu, 06 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
To find out which mouse your mouse is, listen to this episode!
Wed, 05 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The Big Red Snake isn't big or red, but it IS sponsored by a particular brand of chewing gum, and that's how it gets its name.
Hey, maybe Jolene could start Wrong Snake Facts!
Tue, 04 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene regularly has to deal with eyelashes getting in her eye, or mascara wands, or on occasion, entire bones.
Mon, 03 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Do cows eat carrots? DO CARROTS EAT COWS? Help.
Sun, 02 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Comedy, tragedy, expository--it's all the same. No, wait, no it's not!
RBF 202: A Real Pain in the Bone
Sat, 01 May 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Bones don't feel pain, but they do feel empathy, and they feel bad when you feel pain!
Fri, 30 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Whew! After a mind-bogglingly long episode, Jolene decides to relax a bit and just get back to what she does best--cranking out facts about bones as best as she can with the spoons she has available.
RBF 200: (Critical) Roll the Bones
Thu, 29 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Wow, it's been 200 facts about bones! To mark the occasion, Jolene invites her friends Helena, Julia, Mel, and Monique to join her in playing a terrible game of Dungeons and Dragons. She's not exactly the best dungeon master, but she certainly... does... have... bones.
Special thanks to Kelsey for the incredible monster scream in the intro.
Mel:
https://twitter.com/wizardcatpants
Helena:
https://www.tiktok.com/@helenatacy
https://twitter.com/HelenaTacy
Tue, 27 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This Wrong Bone Fact is only mildly horrifying. Just the way you like 'em!
RBF 197: Bone Connection Confusion
Mon, 26 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
How dare Wrong Bone Facts judge other people for having unusual logic!
Sun, 25 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If you want to know what the Bone Curse is, just ask Jolene. She's been dealing with it for some time now.
RBF 195: Stubbornly Resistant to Control
Sat, 24 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's the word of the day! Thanks, mysterious sponsor that doesn't exist!
Fri, 23 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Harry is a fine gentleman that has nothing to do with this episode. He's just SO cool!
RBF 193: A Gift-Giving Guide for Your Bony Pals
Thu, 22 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's so hard to pick out nice things for your friends that don't have any muscle mass!
Wed, 21 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene is tired from her vaccine. Let her sleep and have this weird, weird fact.
Tue, 20 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's... it's a pun on board games. Right? That sounds right.
RBF 189: Four Days of Fury and Pain
Sun, 18 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It wasn't easy, but sometimes, you just gotta do your own dang surgery.
Sat, 17 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene famously dislikes almost anything with tomatoes in it. Does that mean she dislikes this podcast now? Will our host give up her glamorous career of "terrible podcast host" over something as simple as a joke?
Ask her, and she might just throw a shoe at you!
RBF 185: Old Mac Boneald Had A Farm
Wed, 14 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It may be quaint, but it's also... great!
(Jolene suggested this and was excited about it rhyming. A few days have passed, and... well, it doesn't, so... sorry.)
Tue, 13 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Just add some chocolate and some graham crackers, and you've got a health hazard!
Mon, 12 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Did you notice anything odd about this episode? Do... do you like it better? Let Jolene know on Twitter!
(Also, let her know she's pretty, because she's incredibly vain.)
Anyways, welcome to Season 2 of Wrong Bone Facts! Same exact show, slightly better audio. I'm very excited to bring you more wild ideas for the next season!
Sun, 11 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This fact could not and will not be confirmed as wrong.
Sat, 10 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It was really warm in Jolene's apartment, so she had to open the windows. And because of this, she had to run noise reduction on some parts to account for traffic. In conclusion, if it sounds bad, it's her fault.
RBF 180: Big Strong Fist Bones
Fri, 09 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene made a fist when she was recording this one. Watch out! She's coming for you!!!
Thu, 08 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Don't sneeze out a bone--they're hard to put back in!
Wed, 07 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's not that these facts are top-secret--it's more that they're just very nicely sorted.
RBF 177: Spare Ribs, Well-Done
Tue, 06 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
The heart may be strong, but the ribs? The ribs are stronger.
RBF 176: The Early Bird Gets the Crunch
Mon, 05 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Oooh, two creepy crawlies in two days! Sorry about this, folks! It was an oversight, I'm sure.
Sat, 03 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If you'd like to attend a live taping of Wrong Bone Facts, here's Jolene's full address:
RBF 173: Public Transbonetation
Fri, 02 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
It's perfectly normal, just don't think about it.
RBF 172: Cowgirl Jolene Makes a Fool of Herself
Thu, 01 Apr 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If you had been asking yourself "what's Jolene got planned for the April Fool's Day episode?", the answer is "nothing." Instead, she decided to talk like a cattle-rustler-slash-old-timey-prospector and probably annoyed her neighbors.
RBF 171: The Shortest Podcast in the World
Wed, 31 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This took just about as much effort as a normal episode.
Tue, 30 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Hypothermia is also a terrible name for a pet! That's actually a good, true fact, though.
RBF 169: There's a Bone on a Bone on a Moth
Mon, 29 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
...on a bump, on a log... or something!
In this episode, Jolene discusses a creature.
Sun, 28 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene makes probably the worst joke ever. Sorry!
Sat, 27 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Doo doo doo doo! Scientists are still working out a solution to today's fact. It's complicated, and the best theories currently involve very large nets.
RBF 166: Ultimate Bone Control
Fri, 26 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This is the worst-named side character in the RBF-verse. Enjoy.
Thu, 25 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, did you know that "phone" and "bone" rhyme?
Wed, 24 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Some folks just don't know if they're werewolves yet. Support them!
Tue, 23 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Look... we can't all know everything about bones. Even when our job is to literally make things up about them!
RBF 162: For Real, Wear a Seatbelt
Mon, 22 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This has been a public service announcement.
Sun, 21 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene once again proves she is not a doctor by delivering a bone fact so incorrect that you'll sigh in frustration if you DO have a medical degree!
RBF 160: Invisibone 2: Electric Bonealoo
Sat, 20 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Can't wait to watch a 45 second play on broadway that's just a cute girl who wanders in, sings a fact about bones, and then the curtain closes!
RBF 159: Get Along, Lil' Bonie!
Fri, 19 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
This is barely an episode title. Oh well, "yee". And, I guess, "haw".
Thu, 18 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
See, Jolene enjoys talking about bones, but... she thinks wizards may, in fact, be funnier. If you're a skeleton wizard, you're just the best darn thing on the planet!
Tue, 16 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene is a very tired girl and this is the best she can do for right now. So what if she had to look at her keyboard for inspiration? Have YOU ever come up with 151 different facts about bones? Where's YOUR "Incorrect Body Parts Information" podcast, HUH???
(just kidding listener--our darling host loves and appreciates you!)
RBF 155: Now Museum, Now You Don't!
Mon, 15 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
Ooof, that's a heck of a pun in the title. In this episode, we learn a fun fact about the Louvre! That place actually exists! Wow!
RBF 154: Is There a Perfect Bone?
Sun, 14 Mar 2021 10:00:00 GMT
If there is, please tell Jolene. She hasn't slept for 3 days.
Sat, 13 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Honestly, if episode 43 were presented as new, would you recognize it? Jolene probably wouldn't.
RBF 152: The Bones are Out There
Fri, 12 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Winnie Centipede was a true(?) American(?) heroine.
Thu, 11 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Giant hairy tundra blobs--what's not to love?
Wed, 10 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Gosh! One hundred and fifty episodes, huh? That's a bunch. Have a fun intro that Jolene cooked up!
There's no skeletons on the RBF homepage. (Also, there's no RBF homepage.) But the twitter feed looks like a graveyard sometimes!
Intro theme (from "The Twilight Zone") arranged and parodied by Jolene and written by the late Marius Constant.
Tue, 09 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Your skeleton simply wants to let you live your best life. Why not let it do as it pleases?
RBF 148: The Other 20% Is More Bones
Mon, 08 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Honestly, Jolene wants to talk more about Skeletopia, the Land of Bones, but she had to take a vow of secrecy to be able to see it herself.
Sun, 07 Mar 2021 14:02:03 GMT
The very technological process of merging two bones together is something of a marvel of nature. In today's episode, Jolene teaches you how to do it yourself at home!
Sat, 06 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
In today's episode, Jolene does the unthinkable--makes up a fact about a bone that she made up.
Fri, 05 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Okay, this episode feels a little dated. Jolene grew up with tons of these things so they're almost literally in her blood by now.
RBF 144: Sand, Bones, and Cheese
Thu, 04 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
A winning combination! Eat them all at once for a once-in-a-lifetime snack!
Wed, 03 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
There's a Bone Day song too, but it's mostly just gurgling sounds.
RBF 142: Adventures in the Mirror Dimension
Tue, 02 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Backwords from what it normally is, anyways!
Mon, 01 Mar 2021 11:00:00 GMT
This episode is not about burgers made of bones. That would be ridiculous... or would it?
Sat, 27 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene doesn't normally know what she's doing, but when she tries to record an episode with no script and one take... the results get confusing.
Fri, 26 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
This one... may actually be true? Wikipedia didn't have this information on hand.
Thu, 25 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
In today's episode, Jolene is not advocating for this method of creating artificial bones.
RBF 136: Spare Tire, But Bones Instead
Wed, 24 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Bones are a great substitute for sand or gravel in case you get stuck in a hole or on the ice! You always have some extra bones handy.
Tue, 23 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene has a written message for you all! Here it is:
"Hey guys, thanks for listening to what I think is my podcast? At least, that's what I'm told is being made. Could someone confirm with me that Wrong Bone Facts actually exists? If it doesn't, I need to make some calls."
Ha! Isn't she a kidder?
RBF 133: Shoulder, Roller--Both are Good
Sun, 21 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
...blades! Blades, of course! Don't be silly. You got that, right? Right?
RBF 132: Quoth the Raven: No More Bones
Sat, 20 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
And Jolene, never truthful, still recording, still recording
On the pallid computer chair just beside her chamber door;
And her eyes have all the seeming of a skull’s that is lying,
And the lamp-light o’er her recording throws her podcast on the floor;
And her facts from out that podcast that lies floating on the floor
Shall be wrong—forevermore!
Fri, 19 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene does not like balloons, because thinking about them popping worries her.
RBF 130: The Bones in the Stars
Thu, 18 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Bones aren't actually in stars, you know. Wait, shoot, that was a bonus bone fact!
Wed, 17 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene's original fact used The Beatles, but then she realized that if she didn't use them, she could make up her own band name, and she's only really ever been able to do that a few times in the past.
Tue, 16 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Sometimes, your skull just needs to soar, you know?
Mon, 15 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
You can try to eat an octotriobone, but they're not very tasty.
Sun, 14 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
In this episode, Jolene decided to make up a bone fact.
Sat, 13 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Everyone has a fear or a weakness. Sherlock Holmes, the fictional character, had his. Jolene despises [redacted] herself!
Fri, 12 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Real talk: most of the intro bits for RBF are just goofs, but for this one, it's worth mentioning that there are almost CERTAINLY podcasts that bring out the ire of the WHO. Wear a mask and get vaccines, people!
RBF 122: This Title is Longer Than the Wrong Bone Fact
Wed, 10 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
This description is longer than the fact as well, but that's hardly as impressive.
RBF 121: A Gold Medal for Skeletons
Tue, 09 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Skeleton is totally a sport, and it does sorta look like you could break some bones very easily while trying it.
Sun, 07 Feb 2021 14:14:36 GMT
This doesn't mean babies are tough. They're actually quite fragile. Be careful with babies! This is Wrong Bone Facts, not Terrible Parenting Tips.
RBF 118: Of Course It's For Forks
Sat, 06 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Boards are good for two things--boogie-ing, and holding forks.
Fri, 05 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
It's all fun and games until someone loses a bone shard under the sink again.
RBF 116: Take Me Out to the Bone Game
Thu, 04 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Has Jolene done a baseball fact yet? She HASN'T? Well, you are in for a treat, then!
Tue, 02 Feb 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Eel anatomy is confusing and not worth learning, unless you want to be an eelologist I suppose.
Sun, 31 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Breakfast cereal is a lucrative market, until the inevitable lawsuits come in. Thankfully, this is just a podcast!
RBF 111: A Sound Investment Opportunity
Sat, 30 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene is not a financial expert by any means. That being said, be careful about burying bear bones in your backyard for safekeeping.
Thu, 28 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Nothing is tougher than a bone. Not steel. Not diamonds. Not stones, wood, dirt, iron, gold, or any other thing you might find in Minecraft.
What's that? You want to know how you can break a bone if nothing's tougher than it? Good question! Jolene says the answer to that questions is "I don't know."
RBF 108: Stuck in the Bone Rain With You
Wed, 27 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Stuck, OK, is a dangerous place to be. Between the horrifying weather there and the Weird Dog infestation, you're better off just visiting through Google Earth.
Tue, 26 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Listen, it's not an issue because ASCII art of bones is too difficult to decipher.
Sat, 23 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Listen, clowns can be scary, so let's make them scarier.
Fri, 22 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Bonedew is much like morning dew... only it grows on bones!
RBF 102: More Deep Sea Bone Facts
Thu, 21 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
You know, SOMEONE has to calcify the ocean!
Wed, 20 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Small animals are not toys! That being said, some are silly.
RBF 100: We're in the Future Now, Folks (Guest Episode 5)
Tue, 19 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene breaks down the barrier between podcast hostess and machine when she interviews a real(?) live(?) VOCALOID, a digital synthesized voice with a big heart(?). If our fact-finder sounds scared of her new electronic pal, it's just that she doesn't want to be replaced with a digital version of herself.
VOCALOID Chris: https://vocadb.net/Ar/67102
Dan's Soundcloud: https://soundcloud.com/user-485174374
Mon, 18 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Oooooh, the more I get of Bone Facts, the stranger it feels, yeah.
Sun, 17 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Who knew? What a surprise! Unless, of course, you've been looking in your mouth...
RBF 97: Bone at the Bottom of the Sea
Sat, 16 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
If you want to fact-check this one, why don't you go to the bottom of the sea and find out?
RBF 96: That's As Far As It Goes
Fri, 15 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Uh, do NOT contact Jolene about the intro. It's hard enough to contain her normally, and she's REALLY not happy about this one.
Thu, 14 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
It's also fairly rude to do this in any public building, to be fair. And if you actually start a bone fight? Well, then, you're in some trouble.
Tue, 12 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
It's kind of a weird shifting effect. Thankfully, it causes no ill health issues!
Sun, 10 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Say it with Jolene:
"The Bones in Rome drone phony in the home."
Sat, 09 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Sometimes, the hardest bone to face... is yourself...
Fri, 08 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene wanted to upload a blank audio file and see what happened, but something got... corrupted. Spooky!
(or perhaps she decided she didn't like the fact that she had originally written and made something odd up on the spot.)
Thu, 07 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
This fact can't explain moon rocks, but that's not the point of this podcast.
Wed, 06 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Guess Who: Wrong Bone Facts Edition will probably never be published, so just be happy with this adorable little factoid.
Tue, 05 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
No, she's not calling YOU a big turkey... unless you're a pro bowler, that is!
Mon, 04 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Mind your manners when you visit her and remember to bring a gift.
Sun, 03 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene honestly believes that there are tiny people in her body that make the whole thing work like a wild, wonderful machine. Is she wrong?
Sat, 02 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Of all of the bone facts so far, this is probably the one you should absolutely NEVER try at home.
Fri, 01 Jan 2021 11:00:00 GMT
Happy New Year! Jolene says she's resolving to live healthier, and to gather as many bones as she cans for her "secret project." Hm, actually, can someone check in on her? This sounds pretty sinister.
Thu, 31 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
This episode was almost a real bone fact! And then she ruined it/saved it in the last moment. What an art form! Someone should give Jolene a podcasting reward.
RBF 80: Extremely Uncomfortable Teeth Episode
Wed, 30 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Your guess was correct--Jolene had to make one eventually. This is it. If you don't want to hear about weird animal teeth, don't listen to this episode. It's labeled as such. You are brave and wonderful whether or not you listen to this episode. That being said... yikes, what the heck was she thinking???
Tue, 29 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Some of us have skeletons in our closets... but most of us have bones in the walls, and that's just something we all have to live with.
Mon, 28 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
There's also a lovely gift shop, where you can buy not just regular bones, but your own bones! It's... honestly a little spooky.
Sun, 27 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Real bones tend not to look like bones in movies. It's odd, but who's to argue if it works or not?
Sat, 26 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Wowza, what a bone fact! What's next, a bone fact about... uh... more birds?
Fri, 25 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Of course you left ice cubes out for Santa last night! Wait, you didn't? Uh oh...
Wed, 23 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Bone removal fluid is used for when you get bones stuck in places you don't want them--drains, ceiling fans, television sets...
RBF 72: Precious Bone Slurry Is Hard to Say
Tue, 22 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
This fact is not as scary as it sounds! In fact, precious bone slurry was once thought to be one of the five humours of the body.
Mon, 21 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene recorded this at 1 AM so she had to be nice and quiet... and honestly, it kinda works! Maybe she'll do a collection of nice quiet bone facts to sleep to.
RBF 70: Choking Hazard? Not Quite! (Guest Episode 4)
Sun, 20 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Inside every guest episode lies a yearning to be appreciated. Jolene invites her friend Guy to share his invaluable bone fact, and we all learn a valuable lesson about manners.
Listen to Ghosts on a Train: Anchor
Sat, 19 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
It's 6:00 in the morning. Do you know where your bones are?
Fri, 18 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Maybe I can get him to star in Wrong Bone Facts: The Movie? Though, I'm not sure people would pay full admission for a one minute-long movie.
Thu, 17 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
This episode made Jolene quit. We had to find a new Jolene after we recorded it, and trust me, it wasn't easy. Thankfully, the new one has a few more bones.
RBF 66: I Think I Know What a Smoke Point Is
Wed, 16 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
The intro to this episode is just to prove to you, my lovely listeners, that I have some sort of emotional range to my voice acting.
RBF 65: Gummy Sharks Not Included
Tue, 15 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Is this related to shark week? Is it currently shark week right now? What is shark week, even?
Mon, 14 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Wait, WHY did I name this episode this again? Oh, right, to make this fact a bit less creepy. Fantastic!
RBF 63: It Has Been 0 Days Since The Last Bone Fact Accident (Guest Episode 3)
Sun, 13 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
It's the last straw for Jolene when she invites our latest guest, Greg, onto the show. Listen, they're technically right, but no other guest is going to get away with this.
Check out Greg on Twitter: @gergcandlestick
Listen to Ghosts on a Train: https://linktr.ee/ghosts_train
Sat, 12 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Better late than never! I guess! Sometimes late IS too bad, though. Sigh! Some days, you just can't win.
Fri, 11 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Really, try not to lose your spine, though. The one you're born with has lots of great features.
Wed, 09 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
RBF: The Musical will hit off-broadway in the year 2036!
RBF 58: A Disappointing Episode
Tue, 08 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Hey, who's checking for quality around here? Bleh.
Mon, 07 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
This episode was delayed for two hours due to a shockingly unrelated noise complaint from the previous night. Don't worry--no one's complained about the quality of this podcast yet!
RBF 56: Boneana Split (Guest Episode 2)
Sun, 06 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
In the second of our guest episodes, Mel introduces us to the concept of bone food. Who says brains get all the good stuff?
Check out Mel on Twitter: @wizardcatpants
Sat, 05 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
World 1-3 contains a cheat code to unlock a special Wrong Bone Fact!
Fri, 04 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Please, don't eat raw potatoes. Just... don't. They don't taste good.
Thu, 03 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Olly's Grease Pot has non-bone recipes too. Definitely try their Pile of Salt and Cloves!
Wed, 02 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Whew!!! Finally, a normal-length episode. We're back in business, baby!
Remember to keep your bones slick!
RBF 51: Too Many Bones in the Kitchen
Tue, 01 Dec 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Sometimes, Jolene wishes she could just name goofy characters for a living. Maybe some day, all the characters introduced here can drive around in a band together and solve Wrong Bone Crimes in a spinoff!
Be sure to listen to this whole episode for an important announcement! Unlike other episodes, this one is actually fairly serious.
Mon, 30 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
The optional features that bones have end up being really useful!
The introduction to this episode features the voice talents of Greg, who can be found at @gergcandlestick on twitter. You should also absolutely check their stellar work as a GM on the role-playing game podcast, Ghosts on a Train, which features a bunch of great folks playing Ghost Lines! You can follow Ghosts on a Train on twitter too at @ghosts_train.
Music Credits: Noire #1 by Music by Pedro
https://youtu.be/84ANGsQS_7w
Some day, I'll stop associating Greg with Sad Jazz Men. Today is apparently not that day.
RBF 49: The Heart of the Bones
Sun, 29 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
It's time to b-b-b-BONES! Seriously though, Bone Battles may be legal, but they're still dangerous. Make sure you're wearing a helmet.
RBF 48: It Belongs in No Museum
Sat, 28 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene has very, VERY strong feelings about Indiana Jones movies, and hopes to one day forget the experience of watching the fourth movie in theaters. This is the most personal bone fact ever!
Fri, 27 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
This wrong bone fact is pretty short, but it also gets so much wrong in it that it really counts for like 6 or 7 episodes.
RBF 46: Important System Update
Thu, 26 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Unfortunately, bones will still maintain the sticky bug, but supposedly the QA people are on it.
RBF 45: Jolene and the Bones of Many Colors
Wed, 25 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
In a few years, Jolene will report back and see if the side effects took place. The current hypothesis is that she'll have more bones.
RBF 44: Also Known As: Candy Floss!
Tue, 24 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Who said that bone facts can't be cultural? Heck, who says bone facts have to be correct!
Okay, actually, real talk--there was no research done this fact before-hand, so if ANYONE finds a recipe, please send it to Jolene immediately so she can delete this episode and cry lonely sad tears in the shower.
RBF 43: Floppy Shoes, Rigid Bones
Mon, 23 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Technically speaking, this episode is a public service announcement!
No, wait, it's more of a public nuisance.
Sat, 21 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene once accidentally changed her last name to Calculation and had to go by "Miss Calculation" for a week. It was funny for a day.
RBF 40: Sweet Dreams are Made of Bones
Fri, 20 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Podcast energy and song energy is practically the same, so doing a pun here makes perfect sense.
RBF 39: Tossing Your Bones Around
Thu, 19 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Remember to find time to chill and relax. Some people relax by juggling. Who knows how THAT works.
Wed, 18 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Podcasts are so relaxing, so Jolene tends to accidentally fall asleep when listening to them. There is nothing "relaxing" about bones, however!
Tue, 17 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Bonus wrong bone fact: the best golfer in the world, Beany North, has no bones! He golfs on pure intuition.
RBF 36: Bone Meals on Bone Wheels
Mon, 16 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Just because it's called "bone meal" does NOT mean you should eat it. I think it gives you a disease?
RBF 35: The Bones and the Bees
Sun, 15 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Only part of this episode is about The Talk. Maybe.
OK, so, Jolene actually recorded an entirely different episode, and when she listened back to it, she was so put off by the original that she recorded this one quickly right afterwards instead. But, uh, this one may have turned out worse. This is the one you get, though. Aren't you lucky?
Sat, 14 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Sticks and stones will break my bones, but this podcast will continue to update every single day at 6 AM for some reason.
Fri, 13 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Jolene did not give a talk at the first Bone Con. She was only 7 when it took place.
Thu, 12 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Listen, Jolene doesn't exactly have the best attention span for movies, and tends to misquote things. Just let her have this.
Wed, 11 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
To hear more fake facts about birds, subscribe to my upcoming spin-off podcast: "Fake Bird Facts!"
Note: Jolene is not actually making "Fake Bird Facts. "
Tue, 10 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
The current science says that a wrong bone fact and an anti-bone fact are technically the same. Weird!
RBF 29: There's Nothing in the Rules…
Mon, 09 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
This is one of those episodes that some folks will read the title and think, "Do I really need to listen to this one? I already know what the joke will be."
The answer is yes, you do need to listen to it.
Sun, 08 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Ok, admittedly, this one makes me mildly uncomfortable to listen to.
Sat, 07 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
What am I, some kind of dog? Wait... maybe I am. I do have a podcast about bones and all.
Fri, 06 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Why is "bone broth" a more acceptable term than "bone soup" or "bone juice?"
Wed, 04 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
If you're in America, this episode will be releasing on what's likely going to be a very stressful morning. No jokes in this description--I hope this silly fake fact makes one minute of your morning a little brighter, no matter what happens.
RBF 23: There's Gold in Them There Bones
Tue, 03 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Eureka! This podcast is almost like gold!
Mon, 02 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
I used a lot of alliteration in this one. On accident.
Sun, 01 Nov 2020 11:00:00 GMT
Oh yeah, I forgot to do something on Halloween. Uhhhhhh... here's a kitchen tip!
RBF 19: Let's Be British Archeologists
Fri, 30 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Did you know you can just... move bones around?
RBF 18: Deoxyribone Nucleic Acid
Thu, 29 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Very sciency. Very cool. Stay tuned until the end of this one for a special message from Jolene.
Wed, 28 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Ok, rant time here. You know how everyone's always talking about those big bones? Well, maybe think about the small bones for once. Ya know. #school4thought
RBF 16: The One Where She Left Her Window Open
Tue, 27 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Ok, so, maybe Jolene left her window open when recording this one. Big deal! At least the bone fact is particularly... uncomfortable. Hm. Why do you listen to this again?
Mon, 26 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Wrong Bone Facts episodes are pretty dense. You learn a lot in each one!
Sun, 25 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Join Jolene for about 12 seconds of new content. You guessed it: another wrong bone fact!
Sat, 24 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
How jazzy are we feeling today? How... improvisational?
Fri, 23 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene opens the curtains of possibility, shedding important light on what bones may have in store for us for years to come.
RBF 11: Delicious Bread (Guest Episode 1)
Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
On today's episode, Jolene recruits a little help from her first guest on the show. Can her brother, Dan, bring some sort of relevance or usefulness to the topic of bone lies? Let's hope not!
Wed, 21 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
To a doctor, a drawer of bones is no different than a patient, sometimes.
Tue, 20 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Yarr! With Captain Jolene steerin' this here vessel, you'll sail through uncharted bone facts with ease!
Editor's note: This episode doesn't have anything to do with pirates. I'm so, so sorry.
Mon, 19 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
Jolene does some advanced mathematics in this one. Hopefully, you can follow along!
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 10:00:00 GMT
In this sports-themed episode, Jolene really hits her field goal out of the park with this slam-dunk-hole-in-one-hockey-puck fact that isn't true at all!
Also, stay tuned until the very end for an important RBF announcement!
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:53:06 GMT
Bonus wrong bone fact: bones age at half the rate that your body does! It's the magic in the marrow.
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:50:00 GMT
Jolene's been feeling feelings a lot lately. She apologizes profusely for not remaining objective about our favorite calcified... wait, what are bones, anyways? Organs?
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:40:10 GMT
This episode is just really worth listening to. Really. Are you listening to the whole episode? Even the end piece that's the same every time? Why?
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:38:26 GMT
The "host" with the "most", "Jolene", decides to "teach" you about "bones."
Sun, 18 Oct 2020 01:35:52 GMT
The start of the show! Join host Jolene as she shares important information about the most important thing in a living creature: the bones! None of these facts are true, but that won't stop our intrepid "expert" from saying them out loud.