Escape From China Lake - Ep 15 (We Have Arrived!!!!)

Sun, 02 Oct 2016 23:00:26 +0000

Ladies and gentlemen....we've arrived at our temporary final destination. Thank you so much for joining us on this journey. we'll be back in two skiffs of a jiffy (a month or two, I hope).

In the meantime, spread the word about Baxter and I. Do that and I will send you my thoughts. All of my thoughts.

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Escape From China Lake - Ep 14

Thu, 29 Sep 2016 17:05:08 +0000

For the first time eeeever, Pat Robertson allowed me to interview him for this podcast. Of course, David Icke had to be a part of this as well. Come see why!

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Escape From China Lake - Ep 13

Tue, 27 Sep 2016 20:49:49 +0000

Hey all!!

In this episode, Baxter and I finally share the same room. Do we experiment with each other? Do I get to talk to a demon? hell, who knows?

Listen to find out.

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Escape From China Lake - Ep 12

Sun, 04 Sep 2016 23:07:42 +0000

So….I’m not even kidding. We got Tom Cruise to be a part of this podcast. That’s how we do it here. We use big names to promote our show rather than letting the content of the show speak for itself.

Thank you, Tom.

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Escape From China Lake - Ep 11

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 11:00:08 +0000

Sooooooo......did anyone know that the Catholics aren't the only religion in the world who own nuns as part of their war on Atheists?? Yeah, I didn't either. At least not until what happened eventually happened. You'll see...

...you'll all see.

A YUUUUGE thanks to Bryce Blankenagle of the Naked Mormonism podcast for playing himself in this episode. I can pretty much mimic his voice better than he can but I didn't want to steal all the glory.

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Escape From China Lake - Ep 10

Fri, 19 Aug 2016 10:10:56 +0000

Jesus Danced in the Living Room Christ!!!!

Have you heard of the relatively unknown TV show called The Walking Dead???? Welp....here is patient zero, folks.

Also, This is the first leg of our trip east. Thank you so much for helping both Baxter and I with our gofundme page. We couldnt have raised 8.2 billion dollars without you!!!!

We totes deserved it.

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China Lake - Ep 09

Thu, 04 Aug 2016 14:39:43 +0000

Here ya go, folks. This is THE last episode of this season. Due to circumstances that you’ll be aware of upon listening to this episode, Baxter and I have been forced from our home. We’re traveling east, although I’m not sure where we’ll end up. Thankfully, I’ve managed to grab my laptop and some basic recording gear so you might get some updates along the way. Pray for our safety.

By ‘pray’, I mean give us as much money as possible…

...and dic pics.

Also, call (512) 956-8788 and leave us a message.

EDIT: The Medieval music used during the battle scenes was NOT written by me. I ripped it off of youtube. Here's the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QKx4Jpap_2c

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China Lake - Ep 08

Sat, 30 Jul 2016 02:06:35 +0000

Hey, hey, hey and an OMG!!!! to all of you folks. Who the heck is digging in the empty lot across the street? Why is he digging? Does Baxter follow instructions?

Also, call (512) 956-8788 and leave us a message. Its totally not the number to the local police.

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China Lake - Ep 07

Fri, 22 Jul 2016 09:58:21 +0000

Hurrahhhh!!!! In this amazeballs episode, I briefly touch on the dangers of cat-calling, I go over my experience with creamed corn aaaaand.........a feminist calls in our show to 'correct' me. Whatever you do, do not cry while listening to this. I will know.

A uuuuuge thanks to Jeremy Stephens and Jay Crofutt for following me into the podcast world, to James Templeton for the creamed corn idea, and to everyone who contributes to this show both by calling our voicemail line (512) 956-8788 and by helping make this dorky show possible.

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China Lake - Ep 06

Sat, 16 Jul 2016 04:00:16 +0000

Sprinkled nutbags over a roasted fire!!!!! This is possibly our worst episode yet...but in the best way possibru. I talk about my sexual relationship with a 70 year old woman, Baxter converts to christ again, and i put prank callers in their place!!!! Enjoy the listen.

A uuuuuge thanks to Jeremy Stephens and Jay Crofutt for following me into the podcast world and another uuuuuge thanks to everyone who contributes to this show both by calling our voicemail line (512) 956-8788 and by helping make this dorky show possible.

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China Lake - Ep 05

Sat, 09 Jul 2016 04:55:07 +0000

Well, naked bodies next to a garden-hose sprinkler!!!! In this episode we go over possibly one of the moist impotent emails of my life, we talk about my encounter with Bigfoot, and I listen to some of the strangest callers we’ve had as of late. Buckle-up, Children of God, its going to be a night!!!!

A uuuuuge thanks to Jeremy Stephens and Jay Crofutt for following me into the podcast world and another uuuuuge thanks to everyone who contributes to this show both by calling our voicemail line (512) 956-8788 and by helping make this dorky show possible.

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China Lake - Ep 04

Sat, 02 Jul 2016 04:55:11 +0000

What do you do when somebody indirectly challenges your karate skills via Craigslist? How do you deal with prank phone calls when you specifically asked the entire world NOT to prank phone call you when you're in the middle of hosting possibly the moist impotent show on the entire planet??? Find out on this episode of our grammy winning podcast!!!!

A uuuuuge thanks to Jeremy Stephens and Jay Crofutt for following me into the podcast world and another uuuuuge thanks to everyone who contributes to this show both by calling our voicemail line (512) 956-8788 and by helping make this dorky show possible.

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China Lake - Ep 03

Sat, 25 Jun 2016 04:55:11 +0000

So...um....wow! This episode was packed with more excitement than a donkey show rodeo. Someone calls me 'daddy', I tell a story about an old guy, and a UFO may or may not have visited us from a galaxy far away.

Also, I clarify a few things that may confuse our listeners in the future.

A uuuuuge thanks to Jeremy Stephens and Jay Crofutt for following me into the podcast world and another uuuuuge thanks to everyone who contributes to this show both by calling our voicemail line (512) 956-8788 and by helping make this dorky show possible.

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China Lake - Ep 02

Sat, 18 Jun 2016 04:55:22 +0000

OMG!!!! This is the first episode where we finally have callers! Also, you get to learn the name of the hob-goblin who runs our control room. Much Excite.

If you hate cats, you will hate this episode.

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China Lake - Ep 01

Wed, 15 Jun 2016 08:41:03 +0000

This is the very first of our goal of uploading one billion episodes for all the world to hear. Forget everyone else, we have the trut that you all crave.
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