Absolutely No Adventures
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Creator: Destiny Howell
Full cast Fantasy Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy (un)adventure podcast that follows Sig, the owner of Signature Eats bakery, as he aggressively avoids becoming embroiled in any daring quests or chosen one shenanigans even though the universe really seems to want him to do just that. Follow Sig as he chills with his friends and stays far, far away from the slightest whiff of adventure. And bakes. He also bakes.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Cast
Genres: Fantasy, Comedy
Creator demographics: / BAME/BIMPOC
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
Sat, 12 Sep 2020 17:00:00 -0000
In which the gang tries to shoot a promo.
Absolutely No Adventures is a fantasy-(un)adventure audio drama podcast about dodging quests, hanging out with friends, and eating tons of baked goods as the apocalypse happens in the background.
Episode One premieres October 14th.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. The Knight is Jack Malban.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
S1E1 - 1.1 The Sword In The Sheath
Wed, 14 Oct 2020 12:00:00 -0000
In which Sig tries to get a sword out of his bakery.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
Wed, 28 Oct 2020 06:00:00 -0000
In which a traveler from far away has an interesting to-do list.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
S1E3 - 1.3 Admission Impossible
Wed, 11 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000
In which Sig is given an offer he very much can refuse.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
This podcast is powered by Pinecast.
Wed, 25 Nov 2020 07:00:00 -0000
Episode Notes
In which Happy has a visitor.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Terri is Demitra Papadinis.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Wed, 09 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000
Episode Notes
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy celebrate a holiday.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Wed, 23 Dec 2020 07:00:00 -0000
Episode Notes
In which Sig receives some mail.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S1E7 - 1.7 What The Cat Dragged In
Wed, 06 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000
In which Bea's services are required.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S1E8 - 1.8 Something Im-portent
Wed, 20 Jan 2021 07:00:00 -0000
In which Sig is understandably concerned.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Wed, 03 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000
In which letters are read.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Wed, 17 Feb 2021 07:00:00 -0000
In which things come full circle.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S1E11 - SPECIAL Let Them Eat Wedding Cake
Sun, 13 Feb 2022 07:00:00 -0000
Episode Notes
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy bake a cake.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Lady Isadora is Briar Zachary. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin. Ana is Georgia McCall. Parker is Kaylie Horowitz. Balefic is Sumara Meers. Timor is Andrew Oakes. Luxe is Nina Nikolic.
Produced and edited by Audiohm Media. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Wed, 26 Jul 2023 22:26:00 -0000
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Inn Between!
The link to their crowdfunding page is here: crowdfundr.com/innbetween5
Listen to more Inn Between at: https://www.thegoblinshead.com/
Transcript: http://tiny.cc/goblinshead
Thu, 05 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0000
This week we're featuring friend of the show: Dragon's Rest!
The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/dragonsrestshow/
Listen to more Dragon's Rest at: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/
Transcript: https://www.dragonsrestshow.com/transcript-s01e01
Look out for Dragon's Rest Bonus Content coming soon.
ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!
Presenting: Welcome to the Brass Eagle
Sun, 08 Sep 2024 12:00:00 -0000
This week's feed drop features friend of the show: Welcome to the Brass Eagle!
The link to their crowdfunding page is here: bit.ly/brasseaglepod
The link to their Instagram page is here: https://www.instagram.com/brasseaglepod/
Transcript: http://tiny.cc/wttbe
ALSO, Absolutely No Adventures Season 2 starts October 14th!
Mon, 14 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000
In which Sig has some after hours visitors.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Mon, 21 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000
In which a prophecy is revealed.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Sterling is Jack Malban.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Mon, 28 Oct 2024 09:00:00 -0000
In which Sig has a good day!
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Oliver is Andrew Oakes.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E4 - 2.4 Can't Stand the Heat
Mon, 04 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy see double.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Queen Isadora is Briar Zachary. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Queen Marigold is Sarah Griffin.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
Mon, 11 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000
In which Sig, Bea, and Happy get to know each other better.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.
S2E6 - 2.6 Mightier Than The Sword
Mon, 18 Nov 2024 10:00:00 -0000
In which a problem is resolved.
Sig is Wes Haas. Happy is Karsten Otto. Bea is Sarah Ruth Thomas. Briar Zachary is Queen Isadora. Sterling is Jack Malban. Morrigan is Katie Marie. Sunny is Dylan Duck. Princess Delphine is Sneha Kumar.
Sound design by Brad Colbroock. Theme music by Laurence Owen.
Transcript: https://anatranscripts.carrd.co/
Learn more at https://noadventurespod.com or on our twitter, @noadventurespod.