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Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!


55 episodes

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Fantasy Audio RPG

Synopsis:

Rocks fall everyone dies is a new homebrew 5th edition D&D actual play podcast, featuring teachers and students escaping the humdrum of quarantine into a twisted dark fantasy.

Format: Audio RPG

RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons

Writing: Improvised

Genres: Fantasy

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Coming Soon: Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 16:29:40 -0400

Rocks Fall Everyone Dies! is a D&D actual play podcast with teachers and students.

Releasing new episodes every Saturday of the American school year starting October 10, 2020.

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RFED Promo - Bats

Wed, 07 Oct 2020 22:25:12 -0400

RFED Promo - Bats

First Episode Releases Saturday October 10th!

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RFED Promo - Documents

Thu, 08 Oct 2020 19:30:00 -0400

Nothing ominous about this at all...

 

New Episodes released on Saturdays.

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S01E01 - The Breakfast Sandwich

Sat, 10 Oct 2020 07:30:00 -0400

This episode: Meet the party!

Ingredients:     Unsalted butter     1 English muffin, split     1 Sausage patty     2 slices American cheese     2 large eggs, beaten to blend     Kosher salt and freshly ground black pepper     Handful of chopped fresh chives     Hot sauce and/or honey (optional)

Cast & Credits: - Producer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ )

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S01E02 - I use my action to scream

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 07:30:00 -0400

This Episode: The party delves beneath the keep!

"According to Munch himself, The Scream was a picture he painted to represent his soul. Rather than adhering to the art style of the time — that is, painting pictures meticulously to realistically represent the subjects in them — he chose to use an unrealistic style to paint his emotions, rather than focus on realism and perfectionism in his art. Munch explained that he painted a moment of existential crisis. He was walking down a road similar to the one in the painting, while the sun was setting, creating a beautiful, vibrant background. His friends were walking with him, but, looking out at the sky in front of them, he stopped, while they continued walking. He then described having what we would now consider to be a panic attack; he suddenly became tired, anxious, claustrophobic, and the weight of nature and of the world hit him all at once."

Beams, Sophia. “The Scream: A Deeper Analysis of Edvard Munch's Anxiety-Wrought Piece.” Medium, Everything Art, 2 Aug. 2019, medium.com/everything-art/the-scream-a-deeper-analysis-of-edvard-munchs-anxiety-wrought-piece-c36d9bbbb4cd. 

Cast & Credits: - Producer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ )

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S01E03 - Left. Always Left.

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party searches for Bret and Chet!

MATILDA: Derek, that's not true.  The guy had to pull his underwear out of his butt just to beat you. ZOOLANDER: And all he had to do was turn left. MATILDA: What do you mean? ZOOLANDER: I'm not an ambi-turner.  It's a problem I had since I was a baby. I can't turn left. MATILDA: Derek, that's nothing to be ashamed of.  I'm sure there are a lot of people out there who can't turn... I mean, there have got to be some people out there, just like you... who can't turn... turn... left.

Ben Stiller, et al. ZOOLANDER . USA/Germany/ Australia, 2001.

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ )

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S01E04 - Riiise up!

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes through some... changes!

"In obedience to your will, I rise, your humble organ, with the hope of executing a part of the system of public mourning which you have been pleased to adopt, commemorative of the death of the most illustrious and most beloved personage this country has ever produced; and which, while it transmits to posterity your sense of the awful event, faintly represents your knowledge of the consummate excellence you so cordially honor."

Lee, Henry. “A Funeral Oration, on the Death of General Washington. Delivered in Philadelphia, at the Request of Congress.” Boston, 1799: Printed for Joseph Nancrede And Manning & Loring. Retrieved from:  http://www.nlm.nih.gov/georgewashington

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editer & DM: Scott - Editer & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ )

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S01WS01 - The Jinterview

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Jin have a nice conversation.

Whine & Spirits will release every other week.  We are doing this for 4 reasons: 1- It's an opportunity for you the listener to get to know us as people better, 2- Because we are teachers and students we only have school breaks to record all of our content, so there just aren't enough days to make an entire school years worth of episodes in the summer time, 3- It’s an opportunity for the cast to talk about their own reactions to the horrible things I've put them through,  and most importantly  4- We want to.

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss ( https://twitter.com/jonblissart ) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! ( https://craig.chat/home/ )

Want to find out more about us?  - https://rfedpod.com/

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S01E05 - 'Tis I, the jello man!

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 07:30:00 -0500

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town" part 1

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party goes out for a bite to eat.

Adventures of Jell-O Man and Wobbly (1991) is a promotional comic book distributed by Kraft General Foods, Inc. Story by Michael J. Pellowski with art by Richard Howell. Cover price $1.25.

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- Dungeons, Divas & Delinquents: (www.bit.ly/DungeonsDivasAndDelinquents)

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

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S01WS02 - Happy hour with Sanjana

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Lena and Desombre have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - D&D experience - Video game morality - Pets - Greg's philosophy

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) - Photo Credit: Lena & DeSombre Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

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S01E06 - Let's split up gang

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 07:30:00 -0500

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! We split the party... on purpose!

"Joseph Barbera said that Fred Jones (in Scooby-Doo) was the all-American hero type and that I should just do my own voice. I was like, 'I never saw myself as the hero type, but OK!'" -Frank Welker, Voice of Fred Jones

Sponsors: - Dungeons, Divas & Delinquents: (www.bit.ly/DungeonsDivasAndDelinquents)

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

 

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S01WS03 - Teatime with Bengt

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Jin have a nice conversation. Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode: - Improv games - Jin's previous D&D game - The evolution of Bambi - Holiday gifts of yore - Film, TV, and videogame recommendations - Thanksgiving - Sneki Snek - Strahd must die tonight!

Cast & Credits: - Producer, Editor & DM: Scott - Editor & Bambi: Jin - Social Media Manager & Greg: DeSombre - Bengt: Tommy - Sanjana: Lena - Music: Taylor Calise - Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart) - Recorded on our Discord server by Craigbot! (https://craig.chat/home/) - Photo Credit: Jin Want to find out more about us? - https://rfedpod.com/ Want to Email us? - RFEDPod@gmail.com Want to follow us on Social media? - Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/RFED_podcast/ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/RFEDpod - Twitter: https://twitter.com/RFEDpod - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCT3QkpOLLIBwvSKZUZPq7IQ (we'll get a custom url when you subscribe to the channel!)

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S01E07 - Chateausnif-du-poop

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 07:30:00 -0500

*TRIGGER WARNING* Scenes of domestic violence and references to sexual assault. Please listen to the detailed instructions at the start of the episode on how to skip those scenes.

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

  • This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi go to a dark alley, Sanjana gooes to a lawyer, and Bengt goes to a bar!

  • As one of the most renowned wines from the Rhône Valley in southeastern France, Châteauneuf-du-Pape is well-known as a prestigious French wine, but also for its 14th-century papal connections. If you see a papal seal adorning a bottle of Châteauneuf-du-Pape, you’ll know why. Châteauneuf-du-Pape means ‘The Pope's new castle,’ and is true to its name. In 1308, Pope Clement V, former Archbishop of Bordeaux, moved the papacy to Avignon. He and his successors became known as ‘Avignon Popes’, who loved telling the world about Burgundy wines... On average, they run from $30 a bottle to more than $100 a bottle.

  • “Wine from Chateauneuf-Du-Pape, France - Buy Wine Online: Total Wine & More.” Wine from Chateauneuf-Du-Pape, France - Buy Wine Online | Total Wine & More, www.totalwine.com/wine/france/rhone/chateauneuf-du-pape/c/000534.

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S01WS04 - Much ado about nihilism

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Desombre have a nice conversation.

 

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  •  Murdering characters
  • Greg's angst
  • Nihilist philosophy
  • Nietzsche's Mustache
  • Bojack Horseman
  • Desombre wants to offend everyone!
  • Quotes we like
  • More about Greg's morality
  • Alternative options for undead Greg
  • Greg poopy
  • Who is Greg based on
  • Secret of the snout revealed!

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2020 Winter Break Holiday Spectacular!

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 07:30:00 -0500

Because our cast is made up of teachers and students we have decided to take winter break which means there won't be a regular episode or a Whine & Spirits this week or next.  

However, we felt that, in the spirit of the season and as a celebration of the end of a pretty tough year for everyone, we would make a special episode celebrating the holidays with some songs and skits for you.

Latke Recipe:

  • 2 large potato (or replace with 4 large carrots)
  • 1 large carrot (optional)
  • 1 medium onion
  • 1 egg (or 2 for thicker latkes)
  • salt (to taste)
  • pepper (to taste)
  • garlic powder (to taste)
  • Vegetable oil
  • Apple sauce or sour cream on the side (optional)

  1. Peel and grate potatoes (and/or carrots) and set aside in a bowl of water to prevent oxidation. This won’t change the taste, but it will make them look better.

  2. Cut onion into thin short strings. Place in bowl and set aside.

  3. Squeeze water out of the shredded potatoes (and/or carrots) with a kitchen towel and combine with onion, egg, salt, pepper, garlic powder until evenly mixed.

  4. Set pan of vegetable oil on stove on medium-high heat until oil shimmers.

  5. Form mix into patties and fry until golden brown, flip and repeat and lay out finished product on plate and paper towel to absorb excess oil. Serve hot for best taste.

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S01E08 - That's Xzymohre

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0500

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

To skip recap, start at time stamp 0:04:28

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi have a bite to eat, Sanjana crashes a funeral, and Bengt sees a familiar face!

When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that's amore

When the world seems to shine like

You've had too much wine, that's amore

Dean Martin. “That’s Amore.” Dean Martin Sings, Capitol Records, 1953.

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S01WS05 - Teatime with Bengt 2 (Feat. Sanjana)

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Lena have a nice conversation.

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Wait... Lena's in how many campaigns?
  • Scott's DM style
  • How Scott and Lena met
  • Introverts and extraverts
  • How Sanjana came to be
  • Vague allusions to Sanjana's backstory
  • Lena's favorite era of history
  • Ideas for one shots
  • Alternate classes for Sanjana
  • The unlikely friendship of Sanjana and Bengt
  • MOONBEAM!
  • Let's form a band!

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S01E09 - Weekend at Bambi's

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0500

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg and Bambi "dump" a body, Sanjana confronts her quarry, and Bengt reckons with his POOPY-er self!

Fun-loving salesmen Richard (Jonathan Silverman) and Larry (Andrew McCarthy) are invited by their boss, Bernie (Terry Kiser), to stay the weekend at his posh beach house. Little do they know that Bernie is the perpetrator of a fraud they've uncovered and is arranging to have them killed. When the plan backfires and Bernie is killed instead, the buddies decide not to let a little death spoil their vacation. They pretend Bernie is still alive, leading to hijinks and corpse desecration galore.

“Weekend at Bernie's Synopsis.” Fandango, 2 Sept. 1990, www.fandango.com/weekend-at-bernies-126796/plot-summary. 

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S01WS06 - Jinterview with the Vampire

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Jin have a nice (heavily edited) conversation.

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Dream Daddy
  • Jin Streams! (https://www.twitch.tv/phantomquill)
  • First impressions
  • Jin describes the world
  • ASMR vs. Misophonia
  • Jin's Capstone paper
  • Gen Z
  • Firefly Phones
  • Classroom tech
  • Two childless adults talk about parenting
  • Big Dench Energy
  • Study Abroad in the UK
  • Desombre is aggro about pizza AGAIN...
  • Jin is SO Floridian
  • Desombre is SO Jersey
  • Accents
  • One good thing that happened this week
  • Let's play Dream Daddy on Twitch!
  • Let's start a flame war

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S01E10 - Sailor Mushroom

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0500

Story Arc: "A Night on the Town"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Making their way back to the keep!

I am Sailor Moon, champion of justice! On behalf of the moon, I will right wrongs and triumph over evil, and that means you!

Sailor Moon. 1993. [DVD] Japan.

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S01WS07 - Dungeon Master’s Guide Book Club

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Tommy have a nice conversation.

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • 3rd time's a charm

  • Scott's hot take on Warlocks

  • H'Kler Paladin of Vengeance and Iravel The Blood Hunter

  • Thoughts on the end of the Night on the Town Arc

  • Tommy's reaction in episode 3

  • Devils v. Demons

  • What does Bengt look like when he eats

  • What bones look like

  • Call of Cthulhu mechanics

  • Tommy's college courseload

  • Jin and Desombre are streaming tonight!

  • Thoughts on the show so far

  • New unearthed Arcana

  • Kombucha

  • Submit your NPC names!

  • Fandoms!

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S01E11 - Frankenbro

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0500

Story Arc: "(spoiler redacted)"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! New Friends, dinner guests, and a shocking twist!

It was with these feelings that I began the creation of a human being. As the minuteness of the parts formed a great hindrance to my speed, I resolved, contrary to my first intention, to make the being of a gigantic stature, that is to say, about eight feet in height, and proportionably large. After having formed this determination and having spent some months in successfully collecting and arranging my materials, I began.

Shelley, Mary Wollstonecraft, 1797-1851. Frankenstein, Or, The Modern Prometheus : the 1818 Text. Oxford ; New York: Oxford University Press, 1998.

 

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S01WS08 - Circle of Mutual Discomfort

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Lena and Tommy have a nice conversation.

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Crazy class/race combinations

  • Making a character starting with the name

  • Character voices

  • How would Tommy fare in thecampaign as himself?

  • Facades and masks

  • Bengt hasn't changed

  • Who would you play instead of your character?

  • More alternate characters

  • Scott's DM style

  • Plans that didn't come to fruition

  • Bengt is the ingenue

  • "Quility"

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S01E12 - I Wan Fuit Gummy

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0500

Story Arc: "A Murder Mystery"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Looking for clues, examining corpses, and interrogating suspects!

INGREDIENTS: Fruit puree (grape, peach, orange, strawberry and raspberry), corn syrup, sugar, modified corn starch, gelatin, concord grape juice from concentrate, citric acid, lactic acid, natural and artificial flavors, ascorbic acid (vitamin C), alpha tocopherol acetate (vitamin E), vitamin A palmitate, sodium citrate, coconut oil, carnauba wax, annatto (color), turmeric (color), red 40, and blue 1.

“Mixed Fruit Snacks.” Welch's® Fruit Snacks, 12 Nov. 2019, welchsfruitsnacks.com/products/mixed-fruit/.

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S01WS09 - The Constellation That Is Pizza

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0500

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Scott have a nice conversation.

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Pizza, Chicago, and Gyros

  • Scott doesn't know sports

  • How did scott get into D&D

  • D&D as a way to become social

  • Different styles of play with/for different groups of people

  • The satanic panic (abridged)

  • Games scott has run

  • Murder Hobo defined

  • DM styles

  • Rule of Cool

  • Bonus XP

  • "Why are you so mean?"

  • Our recording and release schedule

  • Scott's planning process

  • Discarded plans

  • Trickster with a heart of gold

  • Stories from other campaigns

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S01E13 - What’d I say?

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Tentacles, interrogations, autopsies!

Charles improvised this onstage at a club in Brownsville, Pennsylvania in December 1958 after he played every song he knew and still had 12 minutes to fill. He simply asked his band to follow his lead... which they did. He told his backing singers (The Raeletts) to simply repeat whatever he said. The singer remembered: "I had sung everything I could think of. So I said to the guys, 'Look, I'm going to start this thing off, I don't know where I'm going, so y'all just follow me.' And I said to the girls, 'Whatever I say, just repeat after me.'"

Songfacts. “What'd I Say by Ray Charles - Songfacts.” Song Meanings at Songfacts, www.songfacts.com/facts/ray-charles/whatd-i-say.

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Spring Break 2021!

Sat, 27 Mar 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Hello dear listener,

No Whine & Spirits this week! We’re taking this week off for Spring Break, but we’ll be back next week with a regular episode.

 

Sincerely yours,

The cast of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies!

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S01E14 - Fartoturgy

Sat, 03 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Shocking reveals abound!

The Orlando Magic are going to miss Dwight Howard on the basketball court, but mostly they're going to miss his farting.

What? Yes.

Farting. That's what Orlando forward Glen Davis said (via The Orlando Sentinel's Josh Robbins) when asked what the Magic would miss most without Howard.

"The thing we're going to miss most about Dwight," Davis said. "Is his farting ability."

"A great farter," he contined. "He can fart. He can fart loud -- the loudest farts. Silent farts."

Usatoday. “Magic Will Miss Dwight Howard's 'Farting Ability'.” USA Today, Gannett Satellite Information Network, 2 Oct. 2012, www.usatoday.com/story/gameon/2012/10/02/dwight-howard-fart-glen-davis-orland-magic/1608867/.

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S01WS10 - Special Guest Bedtime Fairyfails

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and Kim from the Bedtime Fairyfails podcast have a nice conversation.

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Website: https://www.bedtimefairyfails.com/

Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/bedtimefairyfails/

Twitter: https://twitter.com/btfairyfails

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/bedtimefairyfails/

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S01E15 - Do you have a mop?

Sat, 17 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery"

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party confronts the lesser acolytes of Shatan, Bambi falls asleep, and "hell" breaks loose!

This mop system costs about $10 more than the competitor but the quality is much better. The built in handle is a great feature to pull around as you clean although an improvement would be to make it longer for tall people. The mop pole is made of metal and is easy to extend or shorten. So for me at 6'4" tall it is long enough and yet can collapse for my better half at 5'4"!. Spinning the water from the mop is a breeze. This is a great product at a fair price.

"5-Star Review of Moppson Spin Mop and Bucket Floor Cleaning System," Amazon.com, Username: Vaughn, 2020. Retrieved from: https://www.amazon.com/Moppson-Stainless-EasyPress-Microfiber-EasyWring/product-reviews/B07DC8KZX2

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S01WS11 - You're cheating Panda!

Sat, 24 Apr 2021 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and Lena have a nice conversation (recorded in the summer of 2020)

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Pizza!

  • Different flavors of water

  • Things we miss during quarantine

  • "Someone should do a long term study"

  • Lena's intro to D&D

  • The crab organ incident

  • When Sanjana met Greg

  • SPOILER ALERT!!!

  • Sanjana's final thoughts

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S01E16 - Sausage (su-aw-sage)

Sat, 01 May 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "The Murder Mystery" (Epilogue) & "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (Prologue)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Sanjana escorts Nadeem, Bambi and Bengt bond, Greg reads the sports section, Khaled gives the party their next mission!

Mortadella is a cooked cured sausage that’s made from finely ground pork meat. While the exact seasonings used in mortadella vary, it’s almost always flavored with myrtle berries, salt, and pepper.

One of the defining characteristics of true mortadella is the addition of a small amount of high-fat pork late in the mixing process, usually from the pig’s neck. This added fat gives mortadella a unique marbled look despite the fine, even grind of the bulk of the pork.

Jeff. “MORTADELLA: All About This Meat, Balogna's Italian Ancestor.” On The Gas | The Art Science & Culture of Food, 29 July 2020, onthegas.org/food/mortadella.

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S01WS12 - You know, like the Dippin’ Dots but hot dogs

Sat, 08 May 2021 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Tommy and Desombre have a nice conversation!

  • Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Bodily Fluids

  • Stats and classes

  • Keeping the DM on his toes

  • Teasing the upcoming oneshot

  • Desombre and Tommy bond over being foodies

  • Tommy's anime watchlist

  • Rude D&D charcters

  • Call of Cthulu/Food Wars

  • Pizza (of course)

  • Nuns on a Roll

  • Accents

  • A Song of Ice and Fire

  • Lord of the Rings

  • D&D Lore

  • The Summer of Strahd is coming!

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S01E17 - Martelo Limo Ramiro Ursino Augusto Tursi

Sat, 15 May 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.1)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party meets some locals and go shopping!

Special guest player: Juan!

Martelo character art by:

roguepandaArt (Jared Reyes) Freelance artist/illustrator Open for commissions Contact by dm or jreyesillustration@gmail.com jaredreyesart.com

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S01WS13 - Who are you, and how did you get on my podcast?

Sat, 22 May 2021 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Scott and special guest Juan have a nice conversation!

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Who are you and what do you do

  • Pizza

  • What is that song?!

  • Spanish Bagpipes

  • TTRPG's, CCG's, and Play-by-Post

  • The evolution of Martelo

  • Silly character concepts

  • Highschool experiences

  • Surprising the players

  • Restaurants to fencing to Spanish I

  • New Hoo Hoo Math

  • Appreciate your DM

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S01E18 - Let’s Go Wreck an Economy part 2 Electric Boogaloo!

Sat, 29 May 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.2)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Greg confronts tragedy, the party gets into a barfight and risks blowing their cover with Martelo!

Special guest player: Juan!

Martelo character art by:

Disappointed with her small part in the chorus line of a Los Angeles show, jazz dancer Kelly (Lucinda Dickey) quits and heads home. Her father (John Christy Ewing) disapproves of Kelly's friendship with street dancers Ozone (Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" Quinones) and Turbo (Michael "Boogaloo Shrimp" Chambers), and encourages her to pursue an opportunity to perform in Paris. Ignoring his wishes, Kelly teams up with her friends for a break-dancing benefit show to save an endangered community center.

“Breakin' 2: Electric Boogaloo.” Fandango, www.fandango.com/breakin-2-electric-boogaloo-92607/movie-overview.

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S01WS14 - A blind role playdate

Sat, 05 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Jin and special guest Juan have a nice conversation!

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Clarifying who knows who

  • The dream daddy stream

  • Wild stories pt.1 (Disaster weekends)

  • Dishonored 2... years later

  • Parents

  • Wild stories pt.2 (Cons)

  • Wild stories pt.3 (Highschool)

  • Disappointing film adaptations

  • Wild stories pt.4 (More School stories)

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S01E19 - It’s not Designer. It’s Dionicio.

Sat, 12 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.3)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Bambi, Greg and Sanjana search for a member of Dinozzo’s crew, and Bengt, Martelo and Lefou head back to the night market to spend tremendous amounts of money!

Special guest player:  Juan!

WHAT WE BELIEVE

Our passion is pizza. Amazing pizza. And we believe the freshest taste can only come from one place– your oven. That's the pizza you deserve.

“About Us.” Https://Www.goodnes.com/, www.goodnes.com/digiorno/about-us/.

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School's Out for Summer (2021)

Sat, 19 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0400

We’re taking a break this week because its the end of the school year for the majority of the cast! Catch you next week with a regular episode!

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S01E20 - CABG blood farts

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.4)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! Bambi, Greg, and Sanjana interrogate a member of Dinozzo’s crew; and Bengt, Martelo, and Lefou make a deal!

Special guest player: Juan!

Also known as Heart Bypass Surgery

Coronary artery bypass grafting (CABG) is a procedure to improve poor blood flow to the heart. It may be needed when the arteries supplying blood to heart tissue, called coronary arteries, are narrowed or blocked. This surgery may lower the risk of serious complications for people who have obstructive coronary artery disease, a type of ischemic heart disease. CABG may also be used in an emergency, such as a severe heart attack. CABG uses blood vessels from another part of the body and connects them to blood vessels above and below the narrowed artery, bypassing the narrowed or blocked coronary arteries. One or more blood vessels may be used, depending on the severity and number of blockages. The blood vessels are usually arteries from the arm or chest, or veins from the legs. Risks and possible complications may occur with this procedure. After CABG, your doctor may recommend medicines and heart-healthy lifestyle changes to further reduce your symptoms, treat your disease, and help prevent complications such as blood clots.

“Coronary Artery Bypass Grafting.” National Heart Lung and Blood Institute, U.S. Department of Health and Human Services, www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health-topics/coronary-artery-bypass-grafting.

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S01WS15 - The Martelo Monologues

Sat, 03 Jul 2021 07:30:00 -0400

S01WS15 - The Martelo Monologues

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Desombre and special guest Juan have a nice conversation!

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Introductions are hard

  • New Player Advice: Being intimidated by all the rules

  • New Player Advice: Not knowing anyone at the table

  • New Player Advice: What NOT to do

  • Cheating student stories

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S01E21 - Four Bells

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.5)

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies! The party converges at Duel Island to face off against Captain Dinozzo!

Special guest player: Juan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3YFeE1eDlD0

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S01WS16 - Do we get a cookie?

Sat, 17 Jul 2021 07:30:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! Jin and Lena have a nice conversation!

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Neurodivergency in gaming

  • Aversions

  • Chess

  • Games where the rules change

  • Betrayal at House on the Hill

  • New stuff we can do/are doing

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S01E22 - You guys are monsters!

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Story Arc: "Let's Ruin An Economy!" (pt.6)

Special guest player: Juan!

This is the Season 1 Finale of Rocks Fall Everyone Dies! It’s been an entire school year and then some since we started sharing this podcast, and we truly hope that you enjoyed listening as much as we enjoyed recording it. We have some fun stuff planned for the summer break to keep you entertained until we start our next season in (probably) October 2021!

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S01WS17 - Season 1 retrospective

Sat, 07 Aug 2021 14:00:00 -0400

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Whine & Spirits Edition! (Almost) The whole cast have a nice conversation about our first season!

Non-exhaustive list of topics this episode:

  • Everyone’s school year

  • Level 5

  • Lightning round!

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SoS1 - Be Nice to Sarah Jessica Parker

Sat, 21 Aug 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! Tommy takes a turn at the DM wheel; and a witch, a videogame character, and a flamingo walk into a bar…

“Hocus Pocus 2” is in Pre-production. Expected release in Fall 2022.

“Hocus Pocus 2.” IMDb, IMDb.com, www.imdb.com/title/tt11909878/.

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SoS2 - Tristan Renfield, Horse Therapist

Sat, 04 Sep 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.2

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! Creepy dolls in rafters, deals sealed in blood, and the highs and lows of construct ownership…

Equine-assisted psychotherapy incorporates horses into the therapeutic process. People engage in activities such as grooming, feeding, and leading a horse while being supervised by a mental health professional.

Jodi Clarke, MA. “Equine Therapy as Mental Health Treatment: How It's Used.” Verywell Mind, www.verywellmind.com/equine-therapy-mental-health-treatment-4177932.

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SoS3 - Let‘s not assume the gargoyle‘s gender

Sat, 18 Sep 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.3

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! Talking swords, talking dragon statues, talking holy symbols… lot’s of sentient inanimate objects…

A clan of heroic night creatures pledge to protect modern New York City as they did in Scotland one thousand years earlier.

Creator: Greg Weisman(uncredited)

Stars: Keith David, Salli Richardson-Whitfield, Jeff Bennett

“Gargoyles.” IMDb, IMDb.com, 24 Oct. 1994, www.imdb.com/title/tt0108783/?ref_=tt_mv_close.

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A few words about Tropical Storm Ida

Sat, 25 Sep 2021 07:30:00 -0400

The majority of us were affected by Tropical storm Ida on September 1st, and as such we need to take a hiatus from releasing episodes, and recording/editing Season 2 of Rocks Fall Everyone Dies! while we deal with the aftermath and damage from the storm and subsequent flooding.

 

I'm sorry for the inevitable delay, but the most important thing is that all of us are alive and safe!

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SoS4 - Hey great prawn...

Sat, 16 Oct 2021 07:30:00 -0400

Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.4

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! The party find Strahd’s enemy and the Tome of Strahd.

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SoS5 - When in doubt, pull the decanter out!

Sat, 25 Dec 2021 07:30:00 -0500

Summer One-Shot 2021: Summer of Strahd pt.5

This episode of Rocks Fall, Everyone Dies: Summer of Strahd! The One-shot comes to an exciting conclusion!

Happy (belated) Halloween!

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2021 Winter One-Shot: Session 0

Sat, 01 Jan 2022 07:30:00 -0500

2021 Winter One-Shot: Lasers Fall Everyone Feelings! (Session 0)

This year’s “Winter Break Holiday Special” Scott, Desombre, and Juan get together to play Lasers and Feelings!

You Can download your own copy of the game rules HERE: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/

The game format is open for hacking and remixing under a CC BY 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

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Winter One-Shot#1: Lasers Fall Everyone Feelings!

Sat, 24 Dec 2022 07:30:00 -0500

Winter One-Shot#1: Lasers Fall Everyone Feelings!

This year’s “Winter Break Holiday Special” Scott, Desombre, and Juan get together to play Lasers and Feelings! (recorded in 2021)

You can download your own copy of the game rules here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/

The game format is open for hacking and remixing under a CC BY 4.0 license. creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0

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2023 Spring One-Shot: Session 0

Sat, 04 Mar 2023 07:30:00 -0500

2023 Spring One-Shot: Honey Falls Everyone Heists! (Session 0)

This year’s “Spring Break Special” Scott, Desombre, Juan, and special guest Mark get together to play Honey Heist! (recorded in 2021)

You can download your own copy of the game rules (pay what you want) here: https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist

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  • Social Media & Game Master: Juan

  • Producer, Editor & Dmitri Grizlov: Scott

  • Social Media & Tiffany With 2E’s: DeSombre

  • Guest Player & Jeff “Bee”zos: Mark

  • Theme Music: Taylor Calise

  • Additional Sound Effects: Zapsplat.com

  • Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart)

  • Recorded In person but thanks to Craigbot anyway!

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2023 Spring One-Shot: Just like “We Bare Bears!”

Sat, 06 May 2023 07:30:00 -0400

2023 Spring One-Shot: Honey Falls Everyone Heists! (Episode 1)

This year’s “Spring Break Special” Scott, Desombre, Juan, and special guest Mark get together to play Honey Heist! (recorded in 2021)

You can download your own copy of the game rules (pay what you want) here: https://gshowitt.itch.io/honey-heist

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  • Social Media & Game Master: Juan

  • Producer, Editor & Dmitri Grizlov: Scott

  • Social Media & Tiffany With 2E’s: DeSombre

  • Guest Player & Jeff “Bee”zos: Mark

  • Theme Music: Taylor Calise

  • Additional Sound Effects: Zapsplat.com

  • Art: Jon Bliss (https://twitter.com/jonblissart)

  • Recorded In person but thanks to Craigbot anyway!

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