Rude Tales of Magic
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Creator: Bucket of Milk
Fantasy Audio RPG
Synopsis:
In this improvised narrative role playing podcast, come and join artists, writers, and comedians from Adult Swim, Cartoon Network, Comedy Central, Marvel Comics, and more as they fight and fumble their way across the madcap, and exceedingly rude, fantasy wasteland of Cordelia. Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher star as a group of unlikely survivors (a talking crow, a lich in a wig, a bubbly fawn, a Sasquatch punk, and a tiefling hunk, specifically) who must solve the mystery of Polaris University's vanishment and return balance and higher education to their world. It's going to be very hard and very, very, rude.
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Episodes:
Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 2
Tue, 25 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000
In which the party details their sordid pasts, encounters some avian wildlife, enters a mysterious structure, and meets- no! It can't be! ::gasps::
Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!
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Bears! The Blessing of the Obelisk Part 1
Tue, 11 Jun 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Just when you thought it safe to sweeten your tea- all the honey in the world was gone. For centuries. Miss you, you sweet golden amber you. And that's all there is to it, certainly nothing a Prince (Ali Fisher), a Professor (Christopher Hastings), a Grizzled Sea Captain (Joe Lepore), a hacker (Carly Monardo), and a washed-up thief (Branson Reese), can do about it. Why if a bunch that ragtag wanted to get honey back, they'd need, I don't even know, some kind of blessing? From, shoot, an Obelisk? Just spitballing here. I guess this what you get when you enter the twisted world of TIM PLATT.
P.S. RIP to Museum Gift Shops
Wanna hear Tim's Original Honey Heist adventure that birthed this summer treat? Well then you're gonna want to head to the Patreon, pardner!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
We're playing the indie rpg Honey Heist by Grant Howitt for this mini-campaign. It's a great game and you can play it too!
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Tue, 28 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Will friends become enemies? Will colleagues become friends? Will the hunters become the hunted? Will the sword call...to you???
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
This episode features music by Matt Akers. Check out his bandcamp page for more of his awesome stuff!
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Gloop's Soup (with special guest Zach Cherry)
Tue, 14 May 2024 08:00:00 -0000
You'd think a waterfront town like Piss Harbor would never run dry. And usually? You'd be right. Then this episode came along and turned everything on its head. Episodes have a habit of doing that, don't they? Anyways, can our heroes solve the mystery of the Piss Harbor drought? And will it have something to do with the episode's special guest (Zach Cherry)? Impossible to know until you listen!
Thanks to Zach for joining us on this one, and be sure to check him out later this month as the host of The Great American Baking Show, premiering May 24th on the Roku Channel!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Spring Special: Lent Enders LIVE at the Bell House in Brooklyn
Tue, 30 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000
And on the 30th day (of April) they... released a live show episode??
That's right! As a special treat on this bonus week, we've got our Live Show LENT ENDERS. Recorded live at the Bell House in Brooklyn on March 30th, 2024, this show has all your faves! Branson! Joe! Carly! Ali! Christopher! And even 'Trim' Tim Platt!
Wanna watch this episode? You can see the video of this show right now on our Patreon!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Logic and Treason OR: Moving the Goalposts
Tue, 16 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000
A battle of logic. A widower's woe. An apartment move, interrupted. Truly, these are Weird Times in Piss Harbor.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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The Virgin Suisux (with special guest Abdul Aziz)
Tue, 02 Apr 2024 08:00:00 -0000
When a bounty is called on Christ Sux (special guest Abdul Aziz) our heroes take the case. But maybe they should be less focus on the bounty, and more on who called for the bounty...
Thanks again to Abdul for joining us on this one, and check out his great ttrpg podcast Spout Lore. You'll be glad you did!!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Do You Believe In MURDER? (With special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)
Tue, 19 Mar 2024 08:00:00 -0000
Our crew of fearless Bounty Hunters take on their toughest assignment- stage magicians (special guests Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield)!! What is truth and what is illusion in their world of enchantment?? Will even Edgica have her mind freaked by these fearsome foes? Will you dare to behold what is in the hat?? Please do we're not making this to be ignored.
LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ON SALE NOW. Livestream tickets available at the same link!!
Thanks again to Jess O'Brien and Cohen Edenfield, and check out their twisted and incredible podcast SKULLTENDERS. You'll be glad you did!!
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tue, 05 Mar 2024 09:00:00 -0000
Now, Piss Harbor isn't known as an especially lawful town. No sir. But that's even moreso the case on Binge Night—the one night of the year when all Laws in Piss Harbor take the night off and let their respectful rival Crimes pick up a shift. Whatever will Moose (Joe Lepore), Neil (Ali Fisher), and Jonathan Large (Christopher Hastings) do on this night of wanton criminality? Well, I suppose crimes seem likely, but then again I am *the episode description writer who is also A CRIMINAL*! So I may be a bit biased.
LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Jacked Into the Mainframe: Digital Style.0 (with special guest Zac Oyama)
Tue, 20 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000
Allies scattered. Partnerships tested. Mayors...Anti-ed? All this and more on another incredible episode of Rude Tales of Magic!
Huge thanks to our special guest, Zac Oyama! Be sure to check out his actual play podcast, Rotating Heroes right here on Headgum!
LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Rebel Without a Support System (with special guest Jordan Morris)
Tue, 06 Feb 2024 09:00:00 -0000
The streets of Piss Harbor are full of folks you wouldn't want to meet in a dark alley. Hell, I wouldn't want to meet anyone in a dark alley. Let's go to a Starbucks! Point is, when the party crosses paths with devil may care bad boy Knee Scraper (special guest JORDAN MORRIS), they're gonna realllly wish they went to a Starbucks. Then at least they'd have Frappucinos!
LIVE SHOW ANNOUNCEMENT: Rude Tales returns to the Bell House in Brooklyn on Saturday March 30th!! Trust us, you don't wanna miss this one!!! It's RUDE TALES OF MAGIC: LENT ENDERS, and tickets are ONSALE NOW.
Thanks to our guest, Jordan Morris! Go pre-order his graphic novel Youth Group! You simply must!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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The Polite Child's Guide to Life (With special guest Jamie Loftus)
Tue, 23 Jan 2024 10:07:42 -0000
The Rude Tales gang is excited to have Jamie Loftus join them for a wild adventure in Piss Harbor. I just hope everyone has good manners! But could something as simple as a faux pas lead to...death? Probably not but *gulp* you better listen to make sure!!
Thanks to our fantastic guest, Jamie Loftus! Be sure to check out her book, Raw Dog, and listen to her podcast The Bechdel Cast!
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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A Real Live Adult (with special guest Waleed Mansour)
Tue, 09 Jan 2024 09:00:00 -0000
As the crew gets hired to bring in their toughest bounty yet (special guest WALEED MANSOUR), shocking discoveries are made, a widow craves vengeance, and one party member makes the ultimate sacrifice. All this for what's described as notably low pay. But hey, that's just another day in Piss Harbor, baby.
Thanks to our delightful guest, Waleed Mansour! Be sure to check him out on his incredible show Sitcom D&D right here on the Headgum Network!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
Follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button!
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Yuletide Kombat Family 3: GREEK GOD EDITION
Tue, 26 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire…yeah, an open fire tended to by HESTIA!
That’s right, the third ever episode of Yuletide Kombat Family is Greek Mythology themed! Listen to Ali Fisher, Carly Monardo, Christopher Hastings, and Joe Lepore fight gods and gift givers alike in this classic holiday game invented and GM’d by Tim Platt. Edited and sound designed by Tim Platt featuring music from Steve Desiena! A Bucket of Milk Production! Happy Halloween everybody!
Yuletide Kombat Family is a holiday fighting game where seasonal opponents fight each other. If you want to play it, go ahead.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
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The Man in the Arena (with special guest Jon Gabrus)
Tue, 12 Dec 2023 09:00:00 -0000
When Piss Harbor Boxer Thickie Thunder (special guest Jon Gabrus) fails to take a fall in a big match, it's up to our heroes (or our bad guys? We're still sorting that out), to capture him for money. As long as there are no complications this episode should be about 15 minutes long! *Show Notes writer sees episode length* Gulp!
Big thanks to our guest, Jon Gabrus! Be sure to check out his podcasts High and Mighty and ActionBoyz, and his TruTV show 101 Places to Party Before You Die!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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[New Campaign Premiere] Who's Your Daddy?
Tue, 28 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000
WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR CHAPTER 1.
Piss Harbor. A town where crime and danger always flow. The kind of place where Cordelia's most badass bounty hunters gather, hungry for the priciest bounties around. When five of the meanest, toughest, most evil-sword-carried-in-the-mouth-of-a-stray-dog characters in Piss Harbor go out on a job together, could it lead to something...more?
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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TRAILER: Weird Times in Piss Harbor- Premiering NEXT WEEK!
Tue, 21 Nov 2023 17:00:00 -0000
11.28.23
A new chapter begins...
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Tue, 14 Nov 2023 09:00:00 -0000
After an epic quest through Cordelia to Hell itself, our heroes find themselves face to face with the man behind all of their hardships: Lexicon Matters. Will they face off in a climactic battle, or can they coexist?
But don't fret, dear listener! Though this campaign may be coming to a close, we have so many Rude Tales to tell in the world of Cordelia. We'll meet you back here in two weeks for the debut of our new campaign: WEIRD TIMES IN PISS HARBOR. It all goes down Tuesday, November 28th!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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HALLOWEEN SPECIAL: Blood Tales of Depravity 2: Mummy Issues
Tue, 31 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Listen, if you SCARE! Light up the cauldron and sell your soul to the lowest bidder, for Ru-no, I'm sorry-BLOOD TALES OF DEPRAVITY returns for another chilling adventure. Join Count Dracula (Christopher Hastings), Big Frank (Ali Fisher), Caleb (Joe Lepore), and Count Dracula (Tim Platt), as they race across that macabre metropolis NEW YORK CITY to save the Halloween Community. And who will stand in their way? Why none other than that twisted mastermind, Branson Reese!
And in two weeks: Get out the kleenex. Rev your monster truck. And PREPARE THE CHAMBER OF YOUR HEART THAT FEELS CATHARSIS because it's the finale of Rude Tales of Magic: Class Dismissed! You don't want to miss it!
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tue, 17 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Absolutely famished from the previous 68 episodes, the gang stops in at a local diner!
BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Hell Rules (with special guest Caldwell Tanner)
Tue, 03 Oct 2023 08:00:00 -0000
As our now TOTALLY KILLED PARTY take stock of their new, Hellish surroundings (spoiler: it's Hell), perhaps they would do well to enlist a guide of sorts to show them the way? Enter a mysterious ferryman (GUEST STAR CALDWELL TANNER) but does he have his own agenda? Or does he just want to get home to....his wife???
BEEP BEEP: Our first livestream show in YEARS is Thursday, October 19th at 8pm Eastern! Rude Tales of Magic: They Invaded My Brain! Get your tickets now!!
Huge thanks to Caldwell Tanner for joining us this week. You can find him on Headgum's own Not Another D&D Podcast! Go check it out and tell 'em Rude Tales sent ya!
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Boy Do We Ever Have Such Sights!
Tue, 19 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000
The gang arrives back on campus for the new semester and-what?? Polaris University is gone? It's now a "Forbidden Zone"?? Boy I have got to start paying more attention!
BEEP BEEP! After a brief 2-year hiatus, we're back with another LIVESTREAM SHOW just in time for spooky season! It's called THEY INVADED MY BRAIN and it's happening on Thursday October 19th at 8pm Eastern! For tickets and info, head over to rudetalesofmagic.com!
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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It Looks Like You're Trying To Save Your School
Tue, 05 Sep 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Our heroes try to soldier on following the events of last episode, but as they approach the Forbidden Zone, the dangers only increase.
Would they like help?
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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SUMMER SPECIAL: Summer Draft '23
Tue, 22 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000
While we're sure you're desperate to hear the next chapter of our gripping tale, the back half of August is a time to slow down, relax, and enjoy those last days of summer. So the Bad Boys of Podcasting (Chris, Tim, and Joe) sit down to draft the ULTIMATE SUMMER. Then, Branson and Carly drop in to choose the winner, but who knows where it goes from there??
Toss on some shades, pour yourself an Arnold Palmer, and enjoy, baby. We'll be back in two weeks for the next thrilling episode in our main campaign!
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tue, 08 Aug 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Good News and bad news.
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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Special Thanks as always to Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button, and our first Big Freak: Kristina Lopez.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tue, 25 Jul 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Deep beneath the Soaking Va-sorry, Soaking MOTHER, our heroes find themselves face to face with some familiar faces, but has anyone been spared by the ravages of time? Probably not! Deals are made. Lines are drawn. Prophylactics are discussed. Just another day in Rude Tales of Magic!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tue, 11 Jul 2023 08:00:00 -0000
Do you remember the first time you took a long trip away from home, and then came back, and found some small detail had changed? Maybe the 7-Eleven repainted the lines in the parking lot, or your dentist was arrested for arson. Whatever it was, that small detail told you that home had, and would always, move on without you.
This episode is like that, but instead of the parking lot thing it's that the entire Soaking Valley is in the thrall of Mother. Whoops!
See Tim Platt perform his absurdist, musical standup at on July 25th in Brooklyn at his show Made of Bugs!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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It's Beginning to Look a Lot Like Cottage
Tue, 27 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -0000
We know the Rude crew loves a cottage, but how will they react when confronted with our *jolliest* NPC yet? Why, it's probably going to go great! I bet that everybody leaves this episode as happily as they enter it. Buckle up for an incident-free episode of our podcast :)
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have actual buckets for hats, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Wed, 21 Jun 2023 16:29:35 -0000
"One day all will blacken and burn. Just as the Two-Headed Basilisks have predicted. The world is dying, time is short."
Today we're playing MÖRK BORG: "A doom metal album of a game - Rules light, heavy everything else." Featuring Christopher Hastings, Joe Lepore and Tim Platt.
Edited and sound designed by Kodiak Sanders with help from Taylor Moore at Fortunate Horse.
Mörk Borg is by Pelle Nilsson and Johan Nohr. Snatch it up for yourself at your local game shop or morkborg.com.
To hear the entire game, head over to our Patreon for the whole adventure and hours of more incredible stuff you can only get there!! Who knows- perhaps your subscription will postpone the apocalypse for one day more...
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Tue, 13 Jun 2023 08:00:00 -0000
There there, friend. Please, rest on this comfortable, padded stool. It can be so hard to download a podcast, but somehow you've done it. Well done! Why don't I pour you a favorite beverage? Perhaps, if you're brave enough, you can also it hit play. But it's also brave to not hit play...
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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A Classic Case of Manassas, Virginia
Tue, 30 May 2023 08:00:00 -0000
A thrilling tale told in a convenient "downloadable" audio format to fit your your active lifestyle! FEATURING:
-An exceedingly pleasant demon summoning.
-A WEIiiirRRRdd town
-HELLS SECRETS REVEALED.
-An unforgettable learning experience.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tue, 16 May 2023 08:00:00 -0000
As our heroes depart the Woods Beyond the Woods, they find themselves one step closer to Hell. But those dark storm clouds on the horizon, are they real or metaphorical? Wait, they're real AND metaphorical?? Now this I gotta hear!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! In all sincerity, it's extremely fun and if you're not listening you are hurting yourself for NOTHING.
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tue, 02 May 2023 07:00:00 -0000
Respect her! Honor her! EXALT HER!
Our jesters five- Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Tim, gather to tell a tale of Queenly love and Queenly mystery. Who will say "long live the Queen!" with hearts pure and true? And who will say "long live the Queen!" in a wicked, ironic way??? Listen to discover!
Edited and sound designed by Carly Monardo, with additional support by Joe Lepore.
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Tue, 11 Apr 2023 16:57:45 -0000
Rude Tales of Magic is coming to Headgum! Listen every other Tuesday as Branson Reese and his jester's retinue, Christopher Hastings, Carly Monardo, Tim Platt, Joe Lepore, and Ali Fisher, buck and bumble through the magical backwater world of Cordelia. One hopes you enjoy both japes AND scrapes, because honestly, it would be impossible to disentangle one from the other, given their profound entwinement in this particular piece of entertainment.
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Revelations 2: 2Rev2lations: Final Revelation
Mon, 27 Feb 2023 00:34:28 -0000
Flipcup's in this one! He's kind of "our" Grogu.
ANNOUNCEMENT TIME: We are adding another podcast to the Fortunate Horse family business/cult/polycule. It's called Worlds Beyond Number and it's pretty great. Episode 1 launches on March 1st, but you can find huge preview episodes wherever you get your podcasts. Internet famous people on it, very cool and sincere Miyazaki vibes, lots of original music. We think it's pretty good!
Sam Grant helped to edit this ep, what a dang champ!
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your favorite show of all time, you just don't know it yet. We stand together on the precipice of self knowledge!
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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TEASER: Tim's Made of Bugs & Ali Fisher's NEW Sleepventure
Thu, 19 Jan 2023 22:44:56 -0000
LISTEN TO ALI's SLEEPVENTURE HERE
Tim Platt (Colbert, Sesame Street, Rude Tales of Magic) is a comedian who writes songs about bugs, birds, gods, and probably frogs too. Made of Bugs is a swamp cabaret of comedians who twist traditional stand up on its head and mix it with music, illustration, and performance art to crack you up in a way you’re never been cracked up before. Get ready to laugh in a new way.
Joined by
Ana Fabrega (Los Espooky’s)
Ike Ufomadu (Inspector Ike)
Max Wittert (High Maintenance)
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Thu, 19 Jan 2023 02:47:44 -0000
The, admittedly questionable, hippie idyll of The Woods Beyond the Woods has been shattered, and everything that can go wrong, does. After tonight, nothing will be the same. Sex, death, and secrets revealed. Now THAT's What I Call Podcasting!
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Yuletide Kombat Family: CHEF EDITION
Thu, 22 Dec 2022 17:01:57 -0000
Yuletide Kombat Family is a game where holiday themed characters fight to save Christmas. This time, however, the Rude Tales crew puts a whole new spin on the word “SEASON” looooooool! You’ll figure it out once you listen! I love you! Produced [and this episode description written -.ed] by Tim Platt with additional music from Steve Desiena.
And WOW look at these sponsors!
Oddity Roadshow! (Great new podcast from the Critical Bits folks, check it out! or die)
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Tue, 20 Dec 2022 04:11:04 -0000
At long last the gang has finally gotten days of rest in a hippie sasquatch commune with no "catches" or "hidden problems" or anyone trying to "kill" them. No more conflict, everything is solved and normal. Show's over, folks. Unless.....na, no way. Could Cordelia's dad actually be...or what about that inquisitive sasquatch that keeps asking about the call stones....or the other one that kidnapped Freddy....or wait a minute, what's this about a "big show" tonight?
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The "stars" of this podcast are really "out" tonight, if you know what I mean.
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We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul and Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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ALERT: Have Yourself a Merchy Little Flipcup
Mon, 21 Nov 2022 18:52:25 -0000
We have LOTS of new stuff in store and the new designs are WILD(ly good). Order by December 4th to receive the new stuff before the holidays!
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Tue, 08 Nov 2022 05:26:21 -0000
*HURRY UP AND GET TICKETS TO SEE TIM'S NEW LIVE SHOW!!! THIS FRIDAY!!* https://nycomedyfestival.com/lineup/made-of-bugs-with-tim-platt/
A man walks down the street
He says, "Why am I soft in the middle now?
Why am I soft in the middle?
The rest of my life is so hard
I need a photo-opportunity
I want a shot at redemption
Don't want to end up a cartoon
In a cartoon graveyard"
Bonedigger, Bonedigger
Dogs in the moonlight
Far away, my well-lit door
Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
Get these mutts away from me
You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
If you'll be my bodyguard
I can be your long lost pal
I can call you Betty
And Betty, when you call me
You can call me Al
Get busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying. They sponsored this episode and are your new gods.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! Hope Elon doesn't buy it, lol!!
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Thu, 13 Oct 2022 04:12:21 -0000
There's simply no rest for the wicked. Reeling after the Battle of Brian Doyle Falls, the gang can barely catch a break as their brief respite is cut all too short. The open road calls yet again, and nowhere, not even the high fantasy preserve of The James Woods is safe. What dangers, what moral hazards, lie in wait for our heroes in this new, grand, wild place? Only time, and this very podcast, can say. DO YOU DARE LISTEN?
Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING For 10% off the best gaming gear one may have, go to INKEDGAMING.COM/RUDETALES and enter code RudeTales.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "candy" of podcasts!!
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Wed, 21 Sep 2022 04:38:34 -0000
To escape the guardian of Brian Doyle Falls, some of the gang must make the ultimate sacrifice. Specifically Debonesby and Stirfry, who both die in this episode of hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic.
HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/
Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING BackBlaze and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi.
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And checkout The First Binding here
Get busy BACKBLAZing or get busy dying.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! No cap, fam, it's dead ass!
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Weather's Here, Wish You Were Beautiful
Tue, 23 Aug 2022 22:02:04 -0000
I need a vacation...from this vacation!
HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/
Todays episode was sponsored by INKED GAMING and The First Binding by R.R. Virdi.
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the "Dark Brandon" of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news...
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We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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We're Going to GenCon! and a wee bit o' TEASER
Wed, 27 Jul 2022 23:37:04 -0000
Folks, we're headed to GenCon next week (Click here to see the schedule of FH shows and games) and I've got GAME on the BRAIN. Where do TTRPGS come from? What the hell ARE they even? What can we "learn"* from their origin story? Ben Riggs, author of the brand new Slaying the Dragon: A Secret History of D&D stopped by the Fortunate Horse studio to answer these questions, and deliver unto you a secret origin that includes
-H.G. Wells
-The Bronte Sisters
-The Prussian Military
-Zeus
and more! Find the full interview on our patreon at any level!
Subscribe to his podcast Plot Points wherever you get your podcasts
and find his great book on game running and adventure design, Encounter Theory, here.
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Thu, 21 Jul 2022 08:09:09 -0000
Strangers in even stranger lands, the gang must risk their lives (and then some) to discover if their new guide is friend, foe, or some new category (froend) in between. But in a place so turvy topsy, what is a friend? What is family? And with a family like this...who needs enemies? Or families? Or even friends? Wait a second, some of those are good. But which ones? WHO DO I SHOOT!?
HEY! A lot of that great music in this episode is by The Eskalators. Find them and their "zone ska" at https://eskalators.bandcamp.com/
Todays episode was sponsored by NordVPN: get the NORD in yer GOURD at nordvpn.com/rudetales
WE ARE GOIN TO GENCON!!!! Come se our LIVE SHOWS and PLAY GAMES AND HANGOUT!! We'll be there August 4-7 and details are here at fortunatehorse.com
Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's the Pink Sauce of Podcasts! Hmm let's see, what else is in the news...
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Thu, 07 Jul 2022 13:37:23 -0000
You can 't go home again.....but what if you can? I mean EVERYONE says you can't, but....what if they're wrong? People change, places change, you can't step in the same river twice, sure, we've heard it all, but what if...what if not me I'm different? In fact, I'm actually positive you CAN go home again and it's fine. Why doesn't everyone just go home again? Idiots.
Special Thanks to CASEY TONEY for helping to make this episode. He got that pod in him.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's your new "bible."
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. AND our newest immortal prince, Tyler Button. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Rude Talks of Public Chatting! For YOU!
Fri, 24 Jun 2022 18:55:44 -0000
Before we return with new episodes next week, we thought we'd invite you in to our Rude Talks of Chatting for episode 49 "O Captain My Captain!" JOIN US now and...forever? For more like this and WAY more of other stuff including alerts and discounts on tickets, merch, and very good discord and a whole additional world of games and shows and yes..stories, put a ring on it and come over to our patreon. In the meantime, take your mind off the horrible collapse of civilization outside your window with us, seven idiots who make a p'cast. Patrons, check out the Black Grail feed for the second half of this two-part barn-burner!
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UNLOCKED: The Lost Diaries of Frederick DeBonesby
Fri, 03 Jun 2022 15:42:58 -0000
UNLOCKED: An audio recording of lost but recently discovered (by Christopher Hastings) pages of the lost diary of Frederick DeBonesby. We're taking a cycle off to gather and record more genre-defining episodes of the hit podcast Rude Tales of Magic, and in the meantime we're unlocking this DELIGHT from our patreon feed. For more like this, including entire new games run by the cast, the chat show about the show, and commentaries on Space Jam and The West Wing by Senator Pepsi, and Stirfry and Bellow, respectively, JOIN US ON THE PATREON. It's SO good.
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Mon, 23 May 2022 04:05:00 -0000
Wait a second. if I'm...here...and you're...there...then...WHO'S DRIVING!?
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."
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We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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FEED GUEST: "Bride and Vroom" by Oh These, Those Stars of Space
Wed, 11 May 2022 18:30:20 -0000
[KNOCK KNOCK] Who's there? [An Additional Wonderful] An additional wonderful who? AN ADDITIONAL WONDERFUL PODCAST! And it's called Oh These, Those Stars of Space. Yes, the Rude Crew has an entire additional podcast, where we all go on space adventures that are LEGALLY DISTINCT from Star Trek: The Next Generation. SEE Chris play an android named Threadcount 900, HEAR Branson play "ship's mortician" Clinton Bodycount, ABSORB Carly playing a "space angel" who can talk to "space god" who is real, ONE TIME Ali played a 16ft-tall cat named Chestershire, and so, so much more! Here is an example episode to prove to you that we are not lying. . They DO exist!
FIND US WHEREVER YOU SLURP UP YOUR PODCAST SLOP FROM THE PODCAST TROUGH, MY DEAR LITTLE PIGGIES! YUM YUM YUM!
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Fri, 06 May 2022 11:31:12 -0000
Bad boys, bad boys, what are you going to do? What are you going to do when they come for you?
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! Sam's been invaluable helping us out in the edit bay. If you notice the show is extra "tight" let Sam know what a good job he did.
And this episode featured TONS of new and original music, all by Huge Today! Thank you Huge Today!
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WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Mon, 25 Apr 2022 04:05:00 -0000
Bravely descending into the lion's den, the gang must make a daring rescue and great escape by trying the one thing they've never tried before: trying. Meanwhile, deep within the Mind Palace of the deposed lich, another kind of escape is afoot. PLUS: The nature of "The Boon" is REVEALED! Old comrades RETURN! The Skeleton DOES A DANCE! All this and more, on this episode of the hit podcast, Rude Tales of Magic.
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Mon, 04 Apr 2022 16:30:00 -0000
The gang literally crosses paths with a figurative brother-in-arms. Will they join forces to defeat an infestation of evil along the way? Yes! Obviously!
CW: Coconuts, blood, loud noises.
A previous version of this episode had incorrect (but ultimately cool and fun, the kind of mistake you learn to root for, even!) venue listed for Tim's show in May. TIM PLATT WILL BE APPEARING AT UNION HALL IN BROOKLYN ON MAY 22. HE WILL BE TAPING HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" TOUR THAT NIGHT.
CORRECTION: A PREVIOUS VERSION OF THIS EPISODE SAID THAT TIM WAS DOING A SHOW FOR HIS "WHAT THE HUG? TOUR FOR PEACE IN UKRAINE AND VACCINE FREEDOM" THAT WAS A MISTAKE. IT IS JUST A STANDUP COMEDY SHOW OF TIM'S STANDUP COMEDY AND GUESTS. AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22. IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH "VACCINE FREEDOM" OR THE TERRIBLE SITUATION IN UKRAINE, WHICH WE CONDEMN. AGAIN, THATS TIMBEBE PLATATA HIMSELF, TIM PLATT(!) AT UNION HALL ON MAY 22!
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! The DSM 5 says not liking it is "doing a no growth."
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Sat, 12 Mar 2022 00:37:39 -0000
It works if you work it, so work it, you're worth it. The gang is delayed, for WORK!? While Bellow picks up a shift at the vacation factory, the girls FINALLY get some alone time. A new status quo for the Witch Hunters begins to make itself known.
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;)
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Thu, 24 Feb 2022 11:18:03 -0000
Jesus Christ, we're finally back.
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Happy to say that our prayers came true and Sam's gonna be with us for awhile. Uh, yeah, I think he's gonna like it here ;)
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! It's so, so funny, and now there's a bunch of episodes out, Guaranteed you'll find one you love.
follow us on twitter for goodness sake, it's fun! And it's probably the best way to contact us, all things considered.
We're very happy to now publicly thank our exec producers, Sydney and Benjamin Paul. Without your support we'd have an actual bucket for a hat, instead of these very nice bucket hats. Thank you.
This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Thu, 13 Jan 2022 19:28:55 -0000
It's a reunion in the Cordelian Pastoral, and everyone's invited. Dead or alive. So nice to reconnect with old friends, isn't it?
EDITOR'S NOTE: We're gonna take the next few weeks off to record and produce our next batch of episodes! The first of which, you'll be hearing on February 23rd. Is that too long to go without a little Flipcup and Stirfry in your headholes? Join us on the patreon, then! We'll be juicing some bone cone (bonus content) over there, mos def. Kisses ;)
Special Thanks to SAM GRANT! for helping with the edit for this week's ep. Fingers crossed you'll be hearing more from Sam soon.
WE MAKE ANOTHER PODCAST: Oh These Those Stars of Space! Ohthesethosestarsofspace.com It's Funny Star Trek, and it's completely unhinged. If you're not listening you are god's own fool.
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Tim Platt's YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY Holiday Special
Wed, 22 Dec 2021 20:16:30 -0000
Tis the season…yeah the season to FIGHT! Tim Platt runs a made up game of YULETIDE KOMBAT FAMILY for Ali, Branson, Carly, Chris, Joe, and Taylor! Featuring music from Steve Desiena. Produced by Tim Platt. Happy Holidays from all of us here are Rude Tales! See you next year ;)
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Sat, 04 Dec 2021 22:59:37 -0000
Content Warning: gore, bodies, pebis
We wild for this one!
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This episode features additional sound design by Michaël Ghelfi. Michaël creates brilliantly crafted soundscapes and ambient tracks for all sort of productions and they make perfect accompaniment to your ttrpg home games. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Fri, 19 Nov 2021 00:13:53 -0000
Being on the lam makes strange bedfellows, like the fang-a-toofed rhinemaidens of the Kay River's bloody muddy banks. In exchange for some much needed help the gang agrees to rescue that most precious of things, a wife! But with the Witchhunters' callstones now dotting the Cordelian Pastoral, and their newest enemy in possession of an invincible weapon (and a little standard issue razzmatazz), the cards look stacked against them like never before. Perhaps an old friend could help? They definitely have some of those. Tons, probably. Pretty sure.
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Fri, 05 Nov 2021 15:55:33 -0000
Soup's up! Come and get it! After a brutal few days on their inexorable odyssey north along the mighty Kay River, our heroes are finally given room, board, shelter, mercy, grace, a warm welcome, the red carpet, succor, respite, and a place to lay those weary bones. Why, it looks like the denizens of picaresque bayou town Froggy Creek simply cannot wait to...have...our heroes....for dinner? Wait a minute.
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Sneak SHRIEK: Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night"
Tue, 26 Oct 2021 04:05:00 -0000
BEHOLD, on this Pre-Hallow's Week, we present to you both tricks and treats. Available right now on the Rude Tales Patreon feed is Tim Platt's "What a Terrible Night," a decadent and terrifying descent into the cobwebbed, eldritch corners of Tim Platt's mind. WHAT HORRORS LURK BENEATH?? WHAT TERROR WAITS AHEAD?? WHAT IS THE DEAL WITH TIM'S OBSESSION WITH EDIBLE SLIMES, i.e. HONEY, SAP, TOMATO SAUCE, ETC?? Only by entering the creaky door of the Rude Tales patreon may your mind come face to face with these unknowable forms. Enter....if you dare.
BE FOREWARNED: The episode you are about to experience is haunted by unearthly frights, dark eroticism, twisted irreverence, and Deth.
Tim Platt runs a game of What A Terrible Night by Logan Dean with a SCAR-studded cast of Taylor GORE, Ali Fisher-OF-MEN, Joe LeGORE, Christopher BEEstings, and Carly MonardGORE. Will they make it out of this HAUNTed House alive? Or will they DIE? Bwa ha ha! I, Tim Platt, edited the ep too so manage GORE expectations!
Logan Dean made a great game and you can get it here: https://mega-corp.itch.io/what-a-terrible-night
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Sat, 23 Oct 2021 19:02:14 -0000
Nothing makes a journey upriver more convenient and tolerable than that grandest of party barges, the mighty riverboat. Its vibe decadent, its pace, leisurely, its destination, romance. What better platform to view the Kay River and her picaresque environs? But wait, whats this? Complications!? Something that is, upon further investigation, not exactly what it, at first, appears to be!? HERE? In Cordelia? Well I never.
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Thu, 07 Oct 2021 19:33:22 -0000
You're gonna want headphones for this one.
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The Riddled Remnant (with special guests Adal Rifai, Erin Keif, and John Patrick Coan)
Fri, 24 Sep 2021 02:19:57 -0000
One second you're ambling along the Switchblade foothills, and then BOOM you're accosted by the traumatized diaspora of the festival you indirectly marooned in the desert (played by the hosts of good and beloved podcast Hey Riddle Riddle), and then juuuust when you're getting used to that BOOM a greater danger appears with heretofore unseen powers and malice. You just can't win these days! Unless, no, I shouldn't say it, it's too crazy. I just can't help but think, perhaps if you banded together with the nah, dont worry about it. What do I know, anyway? I'm just someone who cares! lol, this is a "fun one." Magnetize!
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Wed, 15 Sep 2021 04:30:32 -0000
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Safe in the subterranean bosom of the belly of the caves of the Switchblade Mountains, our heroes awake from a well deserved rest, and yet...temptation slinks between the stalagfrights and the wonder-seeking talking dogs of these too-quiet tunnels. Why leave at all, why not stay, when everything you ever thought you wanted can be yours? Also, Stirfry makes sushi!? What a character!
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TEASER: Tim Platt's Honey Heist
Wed, 25 Aug 2021 05:00:00 -0000
Last year Tim Platt (Stirfry, Smellulus, Tim Platt, Davo) decided to try and run his own game of Honey Heist. Thank god we recorded it, because it must be heard to be believed. Unfortunately the audio had severe problems. Now, a year later, it has been fully restored, and this ABSOLUTE TREASURE of a game is being released today on our patreon. Here is but one sublime taste of the absolute FEAST that awaits you over on the patreon. We'll see you in two weeks when we return to Cordelia. Until then, Heist this Honey, grizzly mama.
Produced by Kodiak Sanders
Starring Branson Reese, Ali Fisher, Joe Lepore, Christopher Hastings, Taylor Moore and the entire contents of Tim Platt's subconscious mind.
Grant Howitt (wonderful, handsome, friend of the show) wrote Honey Heist. We recommend anything by him.
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Fri, 13 Aug 2021 11:37:07 -0000
Our heroes yet again find themselves on the run, but how can they escape the once-great city of Ruleshaven if it's surrounded by the seemingly unstoppable Witch Hunters. Help may come from below, but can they find an exit in time to avoid the terrified Witch Hunters' ultimate weapon. Who makes it out, and who doesn't? Will the Big Hole Boys ever ride again? How can we make love stay? All these answers and more await you in the calf-cramping finalé of our Ruleshaven residency.
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Oh These, Those Stars of Space: "Who Do Dare"
Wed, 04 Aug 2021 16:18:07 -0000
ALERT! INVADERS FROM SPACE! Oh These, Those Stars of Space that is! Here is the first public chapter of our episodic, space-based chaos festival from the same Rude Crew you know and "would die for." Come along with us on an entirely new, and legally distinct, journey far in Earth's future, to discover new worlds, to "french" new aliens, and to bravely go where no previously extant IP has technically gone before. Oh These, Those Stars of Space, is a completely new show with its own feed and everything. Subscribe now in your podcast place of choice. Want more? There's a whole extra episode at the Oh These Those Stars of Space patreon. NOT ENDORSED BY THE ESTATE OF GENE RODENBERRY (Editor's Note: that weirdo would have loved this shit)
Same as Rude Tales of Magic, Oh These Those Stars of Space, will publish free episodes every other week, BUT a world of wonders waits through the $5 gates of the Oh These Those Stars of Space patreon, where you can get another, additional full episode every month! You are kindly invited to join the OTTSS Patreon now and increase your pleasure by more than 50%. Those numbers don't lie. They're numbers, they can't.
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Oh These, Those Stars of Space is powered by Lasers & Feelings, the perfect ttrpg, by the brilliant John Harper.
The Oh These, Those Stars of Space Theme was created, arranged, and composed by Huge Today. And yeah it fuckin slaps.
Additional music and sound design from the great Michael Ghelfi. Find his work on YouTube, and support that good stuff on Patreon.
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Thu, 29 Jul 2021 01:08:34 -0000
We got A WHOLE NEW PODCAST: Oh These, Those Stars of Space! You're gonna love it, it's the same brilliant (but sensual!) cast you crave, making a whole new thing in a whole new format and genre. It's the pod you were born to love. Jam it in your pod holes or visit ohthesethosestarsofspace.com
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Wed, 07 Jul 2021 01:37:15 -0000
We've just announced OUR FIRST IN-PERSON live show in a year! September 15th at the Bell House in historic Brooklyn, New York. Tickets are going fast and will definitely sell out very soon. Get one now at rudetalesofmagic.live
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Thu, 17 Jun 2021 10:30:05 -0000
OUR NEXT LIVE SHOW IS SOON AND TICKETS ARE ON SALE NOW!!! It'll be our last live show until September, so get. on. board. spit spot. Go to rudetalesogmagic.com WHO will be on the exclusive mug? Wet Beep? Milker? Sundown Samara? Only one way to find out!
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Tue, 15 Jun 2021 04:00:00 -0000
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Fri, 04 Jun 2021 21:48:49 -0000
This episode features original music by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese.
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Thu, 20 May 2021 03:12:35 -0000
This episode features the brand new original song "Ding Dong" by Huge Today, Tim Platt, and Branson Reese. Huge today did the arrangements and orchestration with music by Tim Plat and lyrics by Tim Platt and Branson Reese. It is sung by The Soaking Valley Learning Annex Tabernacle Choir. Huge Today is amazing, they also made Scrum's Theme. Good people.
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Thu, 06 May 2021 20:49:02 -0000
This episode features original music by B A Kling. It also features a solid 45 minutes of exposition., and you know what? It sings. What other podcast would DARE?
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Wed, 21 Apr 2021 22:33:17 -0000
Albee's music in this episode is taken from a student performance at the Senzoku Gakuen College of Music. They have an incredible youtube page you should subscribe to here.
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Interlude: Are You Afraid of the Scares?
Wed, 07 Apr 2021 23:35:36 -0000
We'll be back on schedule in two weeks, in the meantime enjoy this interlude, produced by, wait, am I reading this right... Joe Lepore!?
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Wed, 24 Mar 2021 15:50:40 -0000
We'll be back in two weeks with the (and I am not kidding here) THRILLING follow up to Maestro. Until then, PARSE with us won't you?
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Thu, 11 Mar 2021 01:37:18 -0000
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Wed, 24 Feb 2021 20:45:43 -0000
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Thu, 11 Feb 2021 01:35:07 -0000
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Tue, 26 Jan 2021 20:49:46 -0000
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Wed, 13 Jan 2021 22:19:42 -0000
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Tue, 29 Dec 2020 05:05:00 -0000
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Wed, 16 Dec 2020 03:32:26 -0000
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Tue, 01 Dec 2020 22:51:39 -0000
This episode of Rude Tales of Magic is brought to you by Inked Gaming, your high quality source for table top gaming gear that isn't made of terrible poison like all the other guys, you know the ones! Use code RUDETALES for 10% off at checkout, or don't, your funeral, hotshot!
"Ghost With a Boner" by Diarrhea Planet fucking slaps, and also it appears courtesy of Infinity Cat Recordings. You simply could not spend your music money in a better place.
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Wed, 18 Nov 2020 21:23:04 -0000
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ANSWER TO RIDDLE: I am that book you ate.
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Tue, 03 Nov 2020 18:06:51 -0000
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Wed, 21 Oct 2020 21:13:48 -0000
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Tue, 13 Oct 2020 12:07:07 -0000
Tickets for the Halloween live show are on sale NOW at rudetalesofmagic.com.
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UNLOCKED: Blood Tales of Depravity
Tue, 06 Oct 2020 15:54:43 -0000
Get more content like this: the Rude Crew plays horror, sci fi, and...animal-based...ttrpgs all on our award winning* Patreon!
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Tue, 22 Sep 2020 09:36:14 -0000
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The kickstarter for the new Fortunate Horse tabletop game, As You Wich, is RIGHT HERE.
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Tue, 08 Sep 2020 20:32:33 -0000
Lasers and Feelings is one page, free, by John Harper, and you can get it here: http://www.onesevendesign.com/laserfeelings/
ALSO
Fortunate Horse, the studio behind Rude Tales of Magic is launching our very first GAME! It's called As You 'Wich, and yes it is about sandwiches.
It's easy, it's funny and it's very affordable. Get yours riiiight here.
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[Miniseries] Come at the King: The Final Chapter
Tue, 25 Aug 2020 19:58:36 -0000
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[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 6
Wed, 12 Aug 2020 17:30:25 -0000
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[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 5
Tue, 28 Jul 2020 15:55:57 -0000
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[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 4
Tue, 14 Jul 2020 15:52:07 -0000
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[Miniseries] Come at the King: Chapter 3
Wed, 01 Jul 2020 12:31:56 -0000
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[Miniseries] Come At the King: Chapter 2
Tue, 16 Jun 2020 14:05:47 -0000
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Black Lives Matter. Solidarity Forever.
Tue, 02 Jun 2020 14:00:03 -0000
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[NEW Miniseries!] Come At The King: Chapter 1
Wed, 20 May 2020 00:13:48 -0000
We thought that while we're locked out of the studio due to NeoPlague, we'd nonetheless keep recording (We would never call ourselves heroes, but you are of course welcome to.) Only this time we'd tell a whole new story (same vibe) with whole new characters (somehow even dumber), exploring the world of Cordelia's bonkers past (like its present but over).
No need to worry, the original gang will return as soon as they can. Until then though, WE HAVE SUCH SIGHTS TO SHOW YOU.
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[UNLOCKED] Encyclopedia Cordelia: Origins of Empire
Thu, 14 May 2020 16:30:34 -0000
Recently recovered Cordelian artifacts have revealed themselves to be semi-permanent (and quickly degrading), solidified auditory illusion spells, created by mage, historian, and naturalist, Thimbit Leavings, an unknown number of years ago in an attempt to document and market a collection of recorded sounds cataloging the entire natural, political, and cultural history of Cordelia.
We will be sharing them with you at random.
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Mountaintop (with special guest star Brennan Lee Mulligan)
Tue, 05 May 2020 21:15:52 -0000
We are just thrilled as a cricket and pleased as a pretty peach pie to have Brennan Lee Mulligan as our first guest star. Brennan has been a huge influence on the show from before our first episode, is one of the greatest living Dungeon Masters and, good news for you, you can watch him work his magic on the hilarious and brilliant actual play show, Dimension 20 (youtube) (twitter) (insta) If you like Rude Tales, you are commanded to check out Dimension 20. Godspeed, lil bodhisattva.
Our patreon gets better and better day by day by day. Won't you join us?
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Wed, 22 Apr 2020 02:05:22 -0000
Sorry we don't have a patreon.
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Tue, 07 Apr 2020 18:27:04 -0000
One loose thread hunts another in the shadowed labyrinth of Scrum North, the erstwhile temple-cum-Kenku bandit hideaway. Blades in the dark. Betrayals remembered. Promises made. A new power dips a toe in the water. Can we escape our past? Would we even want to?
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[UNLOCKED] Rude Talks of Chatting #10 "Buggin Out"
Tue, 31 Mar 2020 20:00:59 -0000
Wow, just imagine how much more cool stuff you could enjoy if you supported the show on our FANTASTIC PATREON
THE gold-standard discord community!
Actual plays of whole other games!
hang out with us on twitch (we stream so much now)!
Radio Free Cordelia (a pirate radio show made by the cast)!
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Rude Tales of Magic presents "Married to the Sea" LIVE at Union Hall
Tue, 24 Mar 2020 12:07:59 -0000
We're on TWITCH NOW! Follow us there to hang out, and do tons of fun stuff like read, drink, learn, play, and avoid the end of the world with us! Please, we NEED human contact.
And ya GOTTA follow us on twitter.
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Thu, 12 Mar 2020 07:15:38 -0000
If you don't support our patreon we will die.
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Tue, 25 Feb 2020 14:34:23 -0000
This week we are pleased as punch to feature the work of Ben Kling and Rachel Wenitsky!
Ben arranged and produced Scrum's Theme, with Rachel on the pipes (the human throat pipes), with words and melody by lil' Tim Platt.
Check out more of their wonderful bidness here:
Ben Kling on Soundcloud (a must) and Twitter
Rachel Wenitsky on Twitter and at home.
And of course, ya gotta give it up for the Patreon.
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Tue, 11 Feb 2020 17:29:55 -0000
Look, the patreon is good. We saved a seat for you.
Additional music this week from Ben Kling (click that link, handsome, his soundcloud is incredible)! We'll have much more about (and from him) very soon, so stay tuned ;)
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TEASER: Rude Tales LIVE at Union Hall 1/24/20
Thu, 30 Jan 2020 21:55:46 -0000
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Tue, 28 Jan 2020 12:08:45 -0000
Patreon, dog! Get with the program.
And follow us on twitter @of_rude
That's an order, Lieutenant!
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Tue, 14 Jan 2020 14:08:23 -0000
We got a LIVE show coming up and tickets are going FAST. Get yours right now for January 23rd at the historic Union Hall.----> here.
And baby, if you want this show to keep going, get yourself over to that yonder Patreon, and secure your seat beyond the velvet rope. Come inside weary traveler. The discord is FUN, the premium show is ADULT and HOT, the art is DANGEROUS, and the other stuff is TOO INTENSE to describe. I guess you could say it's not your father's actual play podcast Patreon ;)
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GIANT SIZED New Year's Eve Holiday SPECTACULAR
Tue, 31 Dec 2019 16:59:13 -0000
Meet the industrious dwarves of Flammable Rock Holdings. They're naughty, they're nice, and they've got just a few hours to plan the ultimate company New Year's Eve party. Can they book the talent? Can they find a last minute venue? Can they defeat the giant avatar of Father Time whose inexorable march threatens everything including the passed canapes and champagne tower!?!?!
Behold new game masters Ali Fisher and Chris Hastings in this, our first Holiday One Off Spectacular! For real, these two are gonna blow your mind. Happy new year!
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Tue, 24 Dec 2019 14:45:29 -0000
CW: gore, death, family
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Tue, 03 Dec 2019 09:39:42 -0000
Exhausted and fed up, our heroes battle and cajole their way through the last leg of the Teenage Woods and its ridiculous denizens. But what lies beyond?
After all this, can you go home again? And what might you find there?
Can our heroes bear the revelations of the Dawn house?
Can you?
COME JOIN THE PARTY ON PATREON!!
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Fools Crush In (LIVE in Brooklyn)
Tue, 19 Nov 2019 05:05:15 -0000
The gang is whisked away by a malevolent, though romantic, force who will pry every secret from their most hidden hearts! Can they survive his psychological gauntlet? What truth will out?
This was our first ever live show, recorded in Brooklyn New York, with an audience of just Patrons. If you'd like to come to a live taping like this one, support us on Patreon!
This week we're happy to once again be sponsored by Shaker & Spoon. Get your head in the game and get the perfect holiday gift for allllmost anyone by going riiight here. It's a great way to support the show, and for once your family will love you. For real though, we actually tried it and it's very, very good.
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Tue, 05 Nov 2019 11:00:08 -0000
If you're not on the patreon, you're trash. Sorry!
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Tue, 22 Oct 2019 14:12:18 -0000
Run don't walk to go support synthwave master HOME @ https://music.midwestcollective.us/album/before-the-night
The album (our fave) is only $2!! Go get it now!
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Tue, 08 Oct 2019 14:57:35 -0000
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Tue, 24 Sep 2019 04:16:29 -0000
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Rude Tales of Magic is edited and produced by Taylor Moore @ Fortunate Horsefortunatehorse@gmail.com
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Rude Tales of Magic: The Trailer
Wed, 18 Sep 2019 20:09:48 -0000
Captain tease, please!
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