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Crumbleflan (Audio Comedy)


23 episodes


Comedy Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Crumbleflan is a crumbling castle where King Vivian the Vague and Queen Ermintrude the Organized rule over their beloved subjects with the dubious assistance of Lord Crabtight the Cunning. Full cast comedy written by Callum Hale


Language: English

Format: Audio Drama

Genres: Comedy

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Episodes:

Crumbleflan - Part 17 - An Emergency Meeting

Sat, 19 Apr 2025 13:48:34 GMT

The Treasury is all but empty, and no one can figure out what has happened to the money. Drastic measures must be taken! Written by Callum Hale and starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Alice Osmanski, Roger Parkins, Jacqueline Johnson, Wayne Ingram, Christian Patterson and Callum Hale.


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Crumbleflan - Part 22 - The Vale of Aurfryn

Sun, 04 Jul 2021 09:00:00 GMT

The Affiliation have reached Wales, and are on the trail of a Red-Back Dragon. Meanwhile Wynfrith has made an interesting discovery back at the castle. Written by Callum Hale and starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Alice Osmanski, Christian Patterson, Jacqueline Johnson, Wayne Ingram, and Dylan Allcock.

The Dread Dragon/The Cutty Wren arr composed and sung by Dylan Allcock.

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Crumbleflan - Part 21 - The Great-Tit of Greenwoode

Sun, 27 Jun 2021 09:00:00 GMT

Queen Ermintrude and Wynfrith struggle to bend the rules of mathematics to make sense of Crabtight's accounts, whilst the Affiliation come across an outlaw on their route to Wales. Written by Callum Hale and starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Alice Osmanski, Christian Patterson, Charlie Keable, Jacqueline Johnson, Wayne Ingram, Dylan Allcock, Ivan Wilkinson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale.

"KevinMacLeod - Gregorian Chant" is under a Creative Commons (CC-BY 3.0) license Music promoted by BreakingCopyright: https://bit.ly/bkc-gregorian

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Crumbleflan - Part 20 - Uneasy is the Head

Sun, 20 Jun 2021 21:00:00 GMT

Whilst the Affiliation continue on their journey; King Vivian tries to interrogate Tanner the Tubby about the missing money, but that's not his only task today. Written by Callum Hale and starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Alice Osmanski, Christian Patterson, Jacqueline Johnson, Wayne Ingram, Dylan Allcock, Ivan Wilkinson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale.

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Crumbleflan - Part 19 - A Tuft of Grass for my Pillow

Sun, 13 Jun 2021 09:00:00 GMT

The Affiliation are on their merry way, meanwhile at the castle; Queen Ermintrude and Wynfrith attempt to get to the bottom of Crabtight's account keeping. Written by Callum Hale and starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Alice Osmanski, Christian Patterson, Jacqueline Johnson, Wayne Ingram, Dylan Allcock, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale.

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Crumbleflan - Part 18 - The Affiliation Set Forth

Sun, 06 Jun 2021 09:00:00 GMT

The Affiliation of Hydra Hunters prepare to set off on their quest, while Queen Ermintrude and Wynfrith the Weaver, start work on a different quest altogether... Written by Callum Hale and starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Alice Osmanski, Christian Patterson, Jacqueline Johnson, Wayne Ingram, Dylan Allcock, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale.

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Crumbleflan - A Third Helping - Trailer

Sun, 16 May 2021 07:00:00 GMT

A third series of the audio comedy Crumbleflan! Coming soon! #YayVerily

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Crumbleflan - Part 16 - Chrimbletide 2/2

Sun, 27 Dec 2020 10:30:57 GMT

Christmas has arrived, but things are not going according to plan; will Christmas be a total disaster, or can it be saved? What surprises will there be at the feast? Written by Callum Hale and Featuring David Boyle, Philippa James, Roger Parkins, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock, Amy Wicks Young, Fraser Hale, Dylan Allcock, Sam Young, Wayne Ingram, Christian Patterson, Ivan Wilkinson and Callum Hale The Pig’s Head Carol arrg. – Dylan Allcock

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Crumbleflan - Part 15 - Chrimbletide 1/2

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 10:31:55 GMT

It’s Christmas Eve in Crumbleflan, and Queen Ermintrude has big plans for a sister-beating festive feast. We’ll meet old friends and new, as they try to brighten up the wintery dark of the castle. Written by Callum Hale and Featuring David Boyle, Philippa James, Roger Parkins, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock, Amy Wicks Young, Katie Spencer, Dylan Allcock, Sam Young, Wayne Ingram, Christian Patterson, Ivan Wilkinson and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 14 - Second Half

Sun, 08 Nov 2020 09:23:02 GMT

As the second half of the game commences the truth begins to become clear and things unravel for a certain cunning individual. This final episode of the series was written by Callum Hale and Features; David Boyle, Philippa James, Roger Parkins, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock, Dylan Allcock, Wayne Ingram, Ivan Wilkinson, Christian Patterson and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 13 - First Half

Sun, 01 Nov 2020 09:22:46 GMT

It's Match Day, and it's all to play for. Sid tries to get to the bottom of all the bad luck, and the Crumbleflan Crushers just try to get to Half-Time without serious injury.Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Roger Parkins, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock, Dylan Allcock, Wayne Ingram, Christian Patterson and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 12 - Serf to Turf

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 09:30:09 GMT

Queen Ermintrude tries to get to the bottom of the recent calamitous sequence of events and an old friend returns. Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Roger Parkins, Jacqueline Johnson, Ivan Wilkinson and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 11 - A Bomber Reception

Sun, 18 Oct 2020 08:56:01 GMT

Whilst the Royal Council prepare to receive the Bumblecrook Team; Elder Sackcloth tries to whip our lot into shape... any shape.Featuring - David Boyle, Philippa James, Dylan Allcock, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock, Callum Hale, Wayne Ingram, Ivan Wilkinson and Christian Patterson. 'Drums of Fury' music composed by Alexander Hoff - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC8-GWqBojLhYxYjUm80vy6A

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Crumbleflan - Part 10 - Pick a Scab for the Win

Sun, 11 Oct 2020 08:35:46 GMT

Whilst Lord Crabtight lays private plans in the town, Queen Ermintrude and Elder Sackcloth have found a new Team Captain. Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Dylan Allcock, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock, Wayne Ingram and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 9 - Tis Coming Home-eth

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 08:40:39 GMT

It's Ructuc Season, the sporting peak of this or any year, reputations are built on it's results. It's really important, but Crumbleflan don't have a team. And where is Sid? Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Philippa James, Dylan Allcock, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 8 - Recovery and Retribution

Sun, 21 Jun 2020 08:59:02 GMT

Herein Grundlebyrne helps the town-folk and the Court of Crumbleflan assembles for the Trial of Crabtight Vs. The Crown. List ye to the last in the current series.Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 7 - Rules Apply Not to Rulers

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 08:25:15 GMT

Grundlebyrne, along with the King and Queen mixes up a miracle medicine, but where is Crabtight off to, with so many hats?Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 6 - The Shape of a Plan

Sun, 07 Jun 2020 09:49:00 GMT

Whilst King Vivian is roused and forced to take a bath, Lord Crabtight and Sid finally come up with a plan for the people... sort of...Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan Part 5 - Damagus Limitus

Sun, 31 May 2020 08:49:10 GMT

The people in the town are angry, frightened and... well, stupid. It's up to the Royal Council to gather together, galvanise their plans and set things straight... we live in hope.Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale Under-Table Mural Music: 'Solemn Choral Piece No. 1' by Steven O'Brien

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Crumbleflan - Part 4 - The King's Speech

Sun, 24 May 2020 08:46:30 GMT

Acting on Grundlebyrne's advice the Royal Council set about preparing King Vivian for speaking to the towns-people... it does not go well...Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James, Jacqueline Johnson, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 3 - Positively Plague

Sun, 17 May 2020 08:40:30 GMT

Lord Crabtight and Sid meet some of the afflicted towns-folk, whilst King Vivian and Queen Ermintrude seek the wisdom of Grundlebyrn the Great... and her stuffed badger.Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James, Jacqueline Johnson and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 2 - Down Town

Sun, 10 May 2020 08:12:54 GMT

After recieving news that the towns-people are getting sick, Lord Crabtight and Sid the Serf prepare to go and check if it is the dreaded plague, taking every precaution necessary and they meet up with Elder Sackcloth, the most boring man in Crumbleflan.Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James, Lewis Allcock and Callum Hale

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Crumbleflan - Part 1 - The Council Meeting

Sun, 03 May 2020 09:04:56 GMT

Welcome to Castle Crumbleflan, where the Royal Council is in session. The usual items are up for discussion, taxes, castle plumbing... but Sid the Serf has some bad news from the Town... Written by Callum Hale and Starring David Boyle, Roger Parkins, Philippa James and Callum Hale

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