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Retro Static Radio


64 episodes


Multigenre Anthology Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Old Radio. New Waves.

Retro Static Radio is proud to bring a revival of old time radio to modern audiences. Re-recording and bringing new life to old standards such as Suspense, Duffy's Tavern and even The Lone Ranger. We also do movie specials such as It's A Wonderful Life and The Maltese Falcon!

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Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Anthology

Genres: Multigenre

Completion status: Not applicable

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Episodes:

RSR Comedy Hour (Pt. 2) - "Our Miss Brooks' Halloween Party!"

Sat, 07 Oct 2023 06:02:37 +0000

Part 2 of what was meant to be our hour long celebration of our most popular shows, so be sure to listen to Part 1 first! ("Miss Duffy's Coming Out Party" then "Halloween Party") It's an hour long party! :-)

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RSR Comedy Hour (Pt. 1) - "Miss Duffy's Coming Out Party"

Sat, 07 Oct 2023 06:00:49 +0000

So three days late while trying to get our editing software to work right, we've decided to throw the concept to the wind so we can get both parts of the RSR Comedy Hour out!

As always, A.J. Carey as Archie and Eddie, Megan Klodnicki as Miss Duffy, and Zach Cassidy as Finnegan, Officer Clancy and his very bad Hungarian accent returns as Prince Itchy!

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RSR Comedy Hour | TRAILER

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 05:16:26 +0000

Yes, while we recover from our bout of techno-trouble, to get this wagon train back moving, next week is the test episode of the RSR Comedy Hour, a double feature of Duffy's Tavern and Our Miss Brooks!

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Special Update | YOUTUBE CAPTIONS!

Tue, 19 Sep 2023 18:51:03 +0000

Just a quick update to say that Lone Ranger is out this week, but the Table Read IS available, we have captioning available on our YouTube, and next week is the pilot for RSR Comedy Hour! It should be fun!

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Nightfall

Tue, 12 Sep 2023 05:42:55 +0000

We return from technical difficulties with another sci-fi romp. On a planet with six suns, where there has not been a night in over two thousand years, what happens when just that very thing comes to pass? Hey, it's an Isaac Asimov adaptation so you know it has to be good!

Starring Zach Cassidy as reporter Lyle Theremon, Megan Klodnicki as Doctor Anton (and some cultists), and A.J. Carey as Dr. Sheerin.

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Nightfall | TRAILER

Tue, 22 Aug 2023 07:30:34 +0000

On August 29th, Retro Static Radio's adaptation of Isaac Asimov's Nightfall.

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Through the Looking Glass (Part 2)

Tue, 15 Aug 2023 05:56:24 +0000

We finally end the massive four part adventure of that dimension-traveling Alice from her trip to Wonderland and ending here in Through the Looking Glass, this time, she meets Humpty Dumpty, the White Knight and causes a ruckus at her coronation!

As always praise be to Megan Klodnicki, our dearest Alice, and Zach Cassidy for being a sleepy knight and some pudding.

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Through The Looking Glass (Part 1)

Tue, 08 Aug 2023 22:04:21 +0000

We are back from our quick hiatus!

Join us as we continue our adventures in Wonderland with "Through the Looking Glass!"

Be sure to follow us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter!

If you like what you hear and would like to help the show, please consider visiting our Ko-Fi at https://ko-fi.com/retrostaticradio.

Thank you and we hope you enjoy!

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Season 2B Trailer

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 03:08:59 +0000

We return from hiatus and here's the lineup for the second half of Season 2!

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Alice in Wonderland (Part 2)

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 00:41:56 +0000

And thus the mid-season finale wraps up with Part 2 of the Retro Static Radio adaptation of Alice In Wonderland, where we have the Mad Tea Party with the Mad Hatter and the March Hare, the song of the Mock Turtle, and the Trial of the Tarts!

We'll be back in a month or so, but stay on the lookout on all of our socials for updates, news and more!

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Alice In Wonderland (Part 1)

Thu, 08 Jun 2023 20:06:05 +0000

A day or so late, but the start of the two-part mid-season finale is here! Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, starring Megan Klodnicki as the titular Alice.

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Alice In Wonderland Pt. 1 | TRAILER

Wed, 24 May 2023 13:41:43 +0000

ALICE IN WONDERLAND is coming to Retro Static Radio! This is the two-part mid-season finale for Retro Static Radio, and it's going to be a doozy! But everyone knows what Alice in Wonderland is (even though most of adaptations leave out the Duchess' house!) so listen to the silly and weird sounds that best summarize our the first part of our adaptation!

Then next week, the table reads for Alice will be FREE on our Ko-Fi! But that's a discussion for later!

Megan Klodnicki is Alice! Zach Cassidy is the Caterpillar! AJ Carey is the Cheshire Cat! AND MORE!

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Duffy's Tavern: Let's Marry Billie Burke!

Tue, 16 May 2023 10:30:01 +0000

In our penultimate episode of this half of Season 2, there's no better spot to be than Duffy's Tavern! This time, it's all about war bonds and how Archie needs money to buy war bonds. There's no better answer than having a friend marry rich, right?

CAST
A.J. Carey - Archie the Manager/Eddie
Zach Cassidy - Finnegan/Crackpot O'Toole
Megan Klodnicki - Herself/Miss Duffy/Billie Burke/Miss Brooks

No Billie Burkes were fleeced in the making of this episode.

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Duffy's Tavern: Let's Marry Billie Burke! | TRAILER

Tue, 09 May 2023 03:51:55 +0000

It's that time again! The trailer for next week's episode! It's fun, it's funny and it has one of the 'best' impressions of a famous person we've done: it's "Let's Marry Billie Burke!" from the comedy of Duffy's Tavern.

May 16, be here and be hilariously involved in Archie's scheme to marry off guest star Billie Burke to Crackpot O'Toole so he can buy warbonds! Yeah!

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Our Miss Brooks: Friday the 13th

Tue, 02 May 2023 05:53:59 +0000

It's Friday the 13th and our wonderful Miss Brooks - to no one's shock - is having a bad day. It begins with her bed breaking and ends with a very bad picture in the yearbook and a frog being chosen over her. Yeah, it's a bit of a day.

And today is Teacher's Appreciation Day so appreciate the teachers you know!

CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Brooks/Harriet
A.J. Carey - Walter/Mr. Conklin/Mr. Boynton
Zach Cassidy - Stretch

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Our Miss Brooks: Friday the 13th | TRAILER

Tue, 25 Apr 2023 10:05:01 +0000

May 2nd, Retro Static Radio returns to Madison High School with Our Miss Brooks, and it's Friday the 13th so that means Miss Brooks' luck is twice as bad! And as always, Megan Klodnicki is none other than Our Miss Brooks!

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First Contact

Tue, 18 Apr 2023 04:15:53 +0000

In human history, nothing would be more important than first contact with extraterrestrial life. Another civilization among the stars. The Starwind was not a ship of diplomats, or visionaries, but only a ship on a routine venture when it came face to face with an alien craft.

Megan Klodnicki and Zach Cassidy star in the adaptation of X Minus 1's First Contact!

CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Dort
Zach Cassidy - The Captain

A.J. Carey - The Alien/Weapons/Communications/ Alien Chief/Narrator

Support the show on Ko-Fi!

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First Contact | TRAILER

Tue, 11 Apr 2023 16:38:35 +0000

In human history, nothing would be more important than first contact with extraterrestrial life. Another civilization among the stars. The Starwind was not a ship of diplomats, or visionaries, but only a ship on a routine venture when it came face to face with an alien craft.


Tuesday, April 18th, Retro Static Radio takes aim at the stars with an adaptation of “First Contact”, starring Megan Klodnicki as Crewman Dort, and Zach Cassidy as the Captain, with special voicing of the alien by A.J. Carey!

Want to listen early? All Ko-Fi supporters get to hear the unedited, unadulterated TABLE READ ON KO-FI! https://ko-fi.com/post/First-Contact-TABLE-READ-L4L5KAPIE

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The Devil's Saint

Tue, 04 Apr 2023 10:30:02 +0000

RSR takes aim at a bit of macabre drama in "The Devil's Saint" as Ned Whitford has to stay the night in the Tapestry Room to marry someone he's known for four days. It's all sorts of weird.

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The Devil's Saint | TRAILER

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 17:01:59 +0000

We've been testing out Episode Trailers on our social media accounts, but now its time to dabble with them on the main channel. Next week, April 4th, The Devil's Saint debuts on Retro Static Radio.

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Duffy's Tavern: Poker Night

Tue, 21 Mar 2023 10:00:02 +0000

Oh the joys of Duffy's Tavern and today's not-really-an-impression impression of Charles Coburn is by Megan Klodnicki as Duffy tries to get Coburn to work for the Tavern and decided a card game may be the best option. Hilarity ensues.

CAST
A.J. Carey - Archie the Manager/Eddie
Zach Cassidy - Finnegan
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Duffy/Charles Coburn

Not An Ad Shoutout to "How Did This Get Made?" hdtgminfo.com

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Lights Out: The Locked Room Mystery

Tue, 07 Mar 2023 11:00:01 +0000

Dim the lights as RSR does their first adaptation of a Lights Out mystery. An author cannot find a way to end his murder-mystery, but help comes from a strange place: the murderer from his own story!

CAST A.J. Carey - Sam Chase
Zach Cassidy - Kerrigan/Stewart
Megan - Taylor

Support the Show - https://ko-fi.com/retrostaticradio

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Dragnet: The Big Cat

Tue, 21 Feb 2023 11:30:41 +0000

Jo Friday returns to the Retro Static Radio airways as she joins Auto Theft in just enough time to be on the trail of a black panther, escaped from a traveling carnival!

Not An Ad Shoutout - Small Town Dicks https://www.smalltowndicks.com (available to listen everywhere)

CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Jo Friday
Zach Cassidy - Frank Smith
A.J. Carey - Clarence Havill/Sidney Norton/Lillian Havill

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Lone Ranger: The Origin of the Lone Ranger

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 10:37:41 +0000

Due to high ratings last season - yes it was surprising for the crew as well - we go back to the Lone Ranger with his origins, the debut of Tonto and how Silver became the mythic horse of a mythic man in... The Origins of the Lone Ranger!

Not An Ad Shoutout - Legends of the Old West by https://blackbarrelmedia.com

CAST
A.J. Carey - Narrator/Lone Ranger/Dan Reid
Zach Cassidy - Tonto/Butch
Megan Klodnicki - Collins/Rando
Ray Cassidy - Little Danny Reid

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The ABC Murders

Tue, 24 Jan 2023 11:30:13 +0000

In our second episode, we tone down from the comedy of Duffy's to the thrilling mysteries of Agatha Christie, or at least the Suspense adaptation, with The ABC Murders! The major thing to take away is that PTSD and Epilepsy are discussed and are plot relevant, but this show is 80 years old and there has been medical and psychological breakthroughs in that time. If you're interested in either of those that get brought up, check out more contemporary sources. Yes, even Wikipedia.

CAST Zach Cassidy - Alexander Bonaparte Crowe/Olivia Asher
Megan Klodnicki - Lily Marbury/Mary Barnard/Lady Louise Clarke
A.J. Carey - Franklin Clarke/Bartender/Mackenzie/Random Anti-War Man

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Duffy's Tavern: Archie's Nephew Comes To Visit

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 12:00:49 +0000

Season 2 of the Retro Static Radio remakes of classic old time radio begins with the funniest show ever to air... Duffy's Tavern! This time, Archie's young nephew, Morton, comes to visit and shows off how smart he is for his uncle and friends. If you enjoy the show, consider listening to the table read of this episode on Ko-Fi!  SUPPORT THE SHOW! - https://ko-fi.com/retrostaticradio CAST CAST A.J. Carey - Archie/Eddie
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Duffy/Morton
Zach Cassidy - Finnegan --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Coming in SEASON 2!

Tue, 03 Jan 2023 11:30:01 +0000

And thus, the schedule for Season 2 is released unto the world! Will the card change? Maybe. Will there be surprise guests? Maybe not. Can you expect all sorts of fun? ABSOLUTELY! And hey, today's also the day to get the Table Read for Duffy's Tavern! So support the channel and hear the laughter!

https://ko-fi.com/post/TABLE-READ-Duffys-Tavern-Archies-Nephew-Comes-Z8Z2HIUJ6 --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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RSR Theater Presents IT'S A WONDERFUL LIFE!

Tue, 20 Dec 2022 11:00:09 +0000

Retro Static Radio returns after a somewhat long hiatus with a Christmas classic and a topical one at that! "It's A Wonderful Life" is a brilliant look at the life and times of George Bailey, as his life is told to his guardian angel, who's one mission is to stop the downtrodden George from committing suicide. Yes, it's Christmas-y alright!

Want more RSR? Visit our Ko-Fi for the live table read of this, and all future episodes! And please check out our social media accounts for even more fun on a bun! 
CAST A.J. Carey - George Bailey/Joseph/Mr. Potter/Young George/Narrator/Additional Megan Klodnicki - Mary Hatch/Ernie/Bridgekeeper/Campbell/Janie/Zuzu/Additional Zach Cassidy - Clarence/Gower/Harry/Pop/Uncle Billy/Bert (Clancy cameo!?)/additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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A Visit From St. Nicholas

Tue, 22 Dec 2020 04:36:17 +0000

Pour yourself a warm drink and get cozy for this quick and silly fun read of the timeless classic by Clement Clarke Moore.   Voice acted and read by Megan Klodnicki.  Guest starring the Stuffed Animal Social Media Crew: Dawn the Squishmallow Fawn, Nigel the Black Cat, and Priscilla the Yarn Dragon.   Merry Christmas to all and to all a goodnight! Happy Holidays from Retro Static Radio! 
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The War of the Worlds

Tue, 03 Nov 2020 21:28:51 +0000

In 1898, H.G. Wells released the novel. In 1938, the Mercury Theater aired their radio adaptation, directed and starring Orson Welles. And now, in 2020, a couple days after the 81st anniversary of the broadcast, on an Election Day that many people fear, Retro Static Radio recreates the infamous broadcast!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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The Spider and the Fly

Wed, 28 Oct 2020 17:30:11 +0000

Beware to not fall for the spider's cunning and clever ways! The web of lies is waiting for its next victim... Join our Ghost Hostess, Megan,  as she reads the tragic poem of "The Spider and the Fly" written by Mary Howitt. We appreciate any kind of support, so please share us around! We hope you enjoy this spooky tale as part of our Halloween episodes.   Thank you!

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The Raven

Tue, 20 Oct 2020 16:33:39 +0000

Halloween is coming up soon and to sate the appetite of listeners until next week's three special episodes, A.J. Carey reads a cornerstone of haunting poetry with The Raven. But to liven it up a little, it's actually done in the style of Mark Hamill's Joker, with a bit of Kevin Michael Richardson thrown in.

With our Ghost Hostess, Megan Klodnicki!





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RSR Theater Presents THE MALTESE FALCON

Thu, 10 Sep 2020 06:34:05 +0000

In the first Retro Static Radio Theater production, we proudly bring to life one of the true classic pulp novels and one of the greatest noir films. Private eye Sam Spade is drawn into the wild web of scoundrels as they all aim to claim the priceless Maltese Falcon.  Adapted from the Lux Radio Theater production based on the novel by Dashiell Hammett.  Don't forget to check out all the shows we gave glorious shoutouts!

Film on the Rocks: www.stitcher.com/podcast/film-on-the-rocks 3 AM Podcast: www.the3ampodcast.com/ On Second Watch: www.stitcher.com/podcast/on-second-watch ODDentity: www.stitcher.com/podcast/haunt-heads-podcast Mysterious Chicago: www.facebook.com/mysteriouschicago/ (Tell them that Thor is best cat!) 


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Duffy's Tavern: Audit Trouble (Fan Requested!)

Tue, 18 Aug 2020 11:00:00 +0000

Season 1 may be done, but we return once again to Duffy's Tavern at the behest of our gracious followers - well, follower. And what better way to show our true gratitude for our very first fan-commissioned episode, it's time for Archie the Manager to fudge the books - I mean balance the books!

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Fugue in C-Minor

Tue, 04 Aug 2020 12:27:39 +0000

The season officially wraps the way it started, with a masterpiece by Lucille Fletcher. Is Amanda Peabody's new beau a widower, a murderer or are the ghosts of his past resonating in the organ pipes of his home? Find out in this last episode of the season. Based on the original radio play by Lucille Fletcher. Adapted by Arthur Carey.

CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Amanda/Mrs. Chumley/Daphne
A.J. Carey - Theodore/David

*Ezra Carey was slated to play the role of DAVID. However, he currently is having a bout of allergies that is kicking his six-year-old butt* --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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The Shadow: The Death House Rescue

Wed, 29 Jul 2020 06:13:29 +0000

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of men? THE SHADOW KNOWS! When an innocent man is framed for a bank robbery and murder, the law sentences him to death. Can The Shadow clear his name before it is too late? Adapted from The Shadow radio serial by Arthur Carey. 
CAST
A.J. Carey - Paul Gordon/Lamont Cranston/The Shadow/Additional
Megan Klodnicki - Margot Lane/Additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Our Miss Brooks: Crystal Lake

Wed, 22 Jul 2020 06:59:12 +0000

It's summertime for our English teacher and she gets to spend a weekend with both her would-be boyfriend and her boss. Hilarious.

CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Brooks/Mrs. Davis/Mrs. Conklin/Harriet
A.J. Carey - Boynton/Conklin/Walter --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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X Minus One: Perigi's Wonderful Dolls

Tue, 14 Jul 2020 08:36:18 +0000

There is always something creepy about life-like dolls. Doubly so when it can walk and talk by itself. What's the mystery of this strange doll and how can such a thing destroy so many lives? 
CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Alma/Cindy/Toto
A.J. Carey - Henry/Snowy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Mr. and Mrs. North: Masquerade

Tue, 07 Jul 2020 10:00:00 +0000

The crime-solving couple Pam and Jerry North have a new mystery when someone from Pam's college years reappears with a new name. Is he just a doppleganger or is he truly her old friend? 

CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Mrs. North/Additional
A.J. Carey - Mr. North/Additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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The Guiding Light: The Child Psychologist Pt. 2

Tue, 30 Jun 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The turmoil of the White family knows no end, and yet Meta Bauer-White finally takes steps to get her son, Chuckie, to see a specialist despite what his father says.

Today's Sponsor: https://www.wooddragonsgarden.com/


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The Guiding Light: The Child Psychologist Pt. 1

Tue, 23 Jun 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The turmoil of the White family knows no end, and yet Meta Bauer-White finally takes steps to get her son, Chuckie, to see a specialist despite what his father says.

Today's Sponsor: https://www.wooddragonsgarden.com/


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Our Miss Brooks: Peanuts, The Great Dane

Tue, 16 Jun 2020 09:00:00 +0000

We return to Madison High School as our Miss Brooks is forced into taking care of a massive great dane, Peanuts! As always, Megan Klodnicki stars as Miss Brooks! 

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X Minus One: Marionettes, Incorporated

Thu, 11 Jun 2020 11:01:19 +0000

We come again to past futurism with a Ray Bradbury penned episode, set in the futuristic year of 1990 about the downfalls of humanoid robots and artificial emotions. 
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Dragnet: The Helen Corday Murder

Tue, 02 Jun 2020 10:47:39 +0000

Megan Klodnicki returns as Jo Friday, with her partner Ben Romero, to find the murderer of an average woman, Helen Corday.

Special Random Shout Out to THE 3 AM PODCAST! https://www.the3ampodcast.com/ --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Suspense: The Burning Court

Tue, 26 May 2020 09:00:00 +0000

A man finds his wife looks like a 17th century poisoner. Another man's uncle is murdered. The locked room mystery takes front and center on this SUSPENSE.  Based off the story by John Dickson Carr, this Suspense has the air of a locked room mystery surrounded by the supernatural.

Sean Klodnicki stars as Ted Stevens, with special guest Shari Ambord as Gaudin Cross and Megan Klodnicki as Marie D'Aubrey.


CAST
Shari Ambord - Gaudin Cross
Sean Klodnicki - Ted Stevens
Megan Klodnicki  - Marie D'Aubrey
A.J. Carey - Additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Duffy's Tavern: What's Opera, Arch?

Tue, 19 May 2020 09:00:00 +0000

Finally! The second part of Season 1 begins with what felt like an episode that took a lot longer to get finished than what will ever be admitted.

Archie writes an opera for television, and has the esteemed Deems Taylor read and perform it with the gang!
CAST -
A.J. Carey - Archie/Eddie/Deems Taylor
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Duffy
Zach Cassidy - Finnegan --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Coming This Season (part 2)

Tue, 12 May 2020 09:00:00 +0000

After the month-long hiatus, Retro Static Radio is back with the second part of Season One! Packed with classic and what are sure to be classics, Part 2 of Season 1 is sure to be dynamite!  --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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HIATUS SPECIAL #3 - Poems for Kids and Family

Wed, 29 Apr 2020 09:00:00 +0000

In the final Retro Static Radio National Poetry Month Hiatus Special, Megan Klodnicki and A.J. Carey read poems for all-ages.

Poems
Epilogue of Through The Looking Glass by Lewis Carroll
Life Doesn't Frighten Me by Maya Angelous
Casey at the Bat by Ernest Lawrence Thayer

Check out National Poetry Month - https://poets.org/national-poetry-month --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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HIATUS SPECIAL #2 - Poems of the Sea

Wed, 22 Apr 2020 09:00:00 +0000

While Retro Static Radio takes a small hiatus, we celebrate National Poetry Month (that's April) with poetry readings alongside our announcements!

Poems
Little John Bottlejohn by Laura E. Richards
Annabel Lee by Edgar Allan Poe
The Rhime of the Ancient Mariner

SPONSOR - https://www.facebook.com/Paddy.Nappers/

Check out National Poetry Month - https://poets.org/national-poetry-month
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HIATUS SPECIAL #1 - Contest Announcement And Poetry Reading!

Thu, 16 Apr 2020 09:02:00 +0000

While Retro Static Radio takes a small hiatus, we celebrate National Poetry Month (that's April) with poetry readings alongside our announcements!

Announcements - Patreon Contest, Stuffies Playhouse on social media accounts, we're on a pseudo-hiatus for a month.

Poems
To Earthward by Robert Frost
Love is a thing with feathers by Emily Dickinson
I taste a liquor never brewed by Emily Dickinson
A Selection of Poems by Thomas Dean

Check out National Poetry Month - https://poets.org/national-poetry-month
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Our Miss Brooks: April Fool's Day

Tue, 07 Apr 2020 09:00:00 +0000

We interrupt the previously scheduled Duffy's Tavern episode with an episode of Our Miss Brooks! Just in time for the week after April Fool's Day, Walter and Harriet are helping Miss Brooks woo Mister Boynton with a special new talent.

CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Brooks/Mrs. Davis/Harriet/Additional
A.J. Carey - Boynton/Conklin/Walter/Additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Suspense: Sorry Wrong Number

Tue, 31 Mar 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The iconic radio play of lines being crossed and an impending murder comes back to the airwaves with Megan Klodnicki as Mrs. Stevenson.

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Duffy's Tavern: Archie Writes A Lecture

Tue, 24 Mar 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The ensemble cast of RSR returns to that fan-favorite dive, Duffy's Tavern! This time, Archie writes a literary lecture for the Lord Byron Ladies' Literary Society. It does not go that well for "special guest", Clifton Fadiman!
CAST
A.J. Carey - Archie/Eddie/Clifton Fadiman
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Duffy/Mrs. Piddleton
Zach Cassidy - Finnegan/Crackpot O'Toole --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Guiding Light: Camping Trip Pt. 2

Tue, 17 Mar 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The historic Guiding Light daytime radio drama has been revived at the very beginning as Meta Bauer-White and her husband feud over the future of their son, Chuckie.

SPONSORED BY WOOD DRAGON'S GARDEN! http://www.wooddragonsgarden.com/
Cast
Megan Klodnicki - Meta Bauer-White
Sean Klodnicki - Ray Brandon/Bill Bauer
Jessica Libby - Bert Bauer
Ezra Carey - Chuckie White
A.J. Carey - Ted White --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Guiding Light: Camping Trip Pt. 1

Tue, 10 Mar 2020 09:00:00 +0000

The historic Guiding Light daytime radio drama has been revived at the very beginning as Meta Bauer-White and her husband feud over the future of their son, Chuckie.

SPONSORED BY WOOD DRAGON'S GARDEN!
http://www.wooddragonsgarden.com/


Cast
Megan Klodnicki - Meta Bauer-White
Ezra Carey - Chuckie White
Sean Klodnicki - Ross Boling
A.J. Carey - Ted White --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Dragnet: The Werewolf

Wed, 04 Mar 2020 10:42:58 +0000

A madman is loose in the city, attacking and robbing women nightly. It is up to Jo Friday and her partner to catch the woman-beating menace that the papers have dubbed The Werewolf. CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Jo Friday
A.J. Carey - Romero/Backstrand/Additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Duffy's Tavern: Big Game Hunter Archie

Tue, 25 Feb 2020 11:02:00 +0000

We return to the hole-in-the-wall Duffy's Tavern with special impressions of Susan Hayward and Frank Buck! Can Archie bluff Susan Hayward into thinking he's a big game hunter? Of course not but boy is it a fun trainwreck to listen to!

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CAST
A.J. Carey - Archie/Frank Buck
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Duffy/Susan Hayward
Zach Cassidy - Finnegan/Officer Clancy --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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X Minus One: The Cold Equation

Tue, 18 Feb 2020 10:00:00 +0000

The harsh laws of space are not man-made but we have to obey them or else the ultimate penalty is paid. A stowaway is about to learn the true coldness of space and science.  Based on the short story, "The Cold Equations", by Tom Godwin. Adapted from the radio play by Arthur Carey.

CAST
Zach Cassidy - Barton/Additional
Megan Klodnicki - Marilyn
A.J. Carey - Commander/Additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Our Miss Brooks: Puppy Love

Tue, 11 Feb 2020 13:00:00 +0000

It's our Valentine's Day episode as we go to Madison High School with Our Miss Brooks as she navigates her way through a bad case of Puppy Love. Eva Arden brought the character to life decades ago, and now Megan Klodnicki takes up the reins in the titular role! 

We also would like to thank teachers all over the world.
CAST
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Brooks/Mrs. Davis/Harriet
A.J. Carey - Mr. Boynton/Mr. Conklin/Walter --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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The Lone Ranger: Repay Your Debts

Tue, 04 Feb 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Hi ho, Silver! The Lone Ranger rides into view as Retro Static Radio proudly presents the return of the masked righter of wrongs. When a kind man is falsely accused, it's up to the Lone Ranger to save his new friend! Based on the radio show created by Fran Striker (or George Trendle). Adapted by Arthur Carey.

CAST
A.J. Carey - The Lone Ranger/Sheriff/Additional
Zach Cassidy - Jeb/Cal/Additional --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Behind the Static: The Hitch-Hiker

Sun, 02 Feb 2020 18:38:05 +0000

Listen as Zach talks about the origins of Retro Static Radio, Megan talks about her first time voice acting and A.J. rants about doing the music for the station! --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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Duffy's Tavern: Archie Cuts Inflation

Tue, 28 Jan 2020 10:00:00 +0000

The second episode of Retro Static Radio goes to the opposite end of the spectrum to rejuvenate the comedic gold of Duffy's Tavern. Archie the Manager decides to bolster sales by cutting the price 10%. Yes, even in 1950, inflation was a burden.

Based on the broadcast created by Abe Burrows and Ed Gardner. Adapted by Arthur Carey.


CAST
A.J. Carey - Archie/Eddie
Megan Klodnicki - Miss Duffy
Zach Cassidy - Finnegan --- Support this podcast: https://anchor.fm/retrostaticradio/support

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The Hitch-Hiker

Tue, 21 Jan 2020 10:00:00 +0000

Ronald Adams is driving cross-country for a job interview, but a strange hitchhiker begins to appear again and again. Is it just his mind playing tricks with the long hours on the road and no company, or is it much more macabre than that? The Hitch-Hiker, written by the wondrous Lucille Fletcher, originally aired on the 17th of November, 1941, starring the unparalleled Orson Welles. Today, A.J. Carey steps into the lead role of Ronald Adams, a man haunted by a mysterious hitch-hiker.

CAST:
A.J. Carey - Ronald Adams/Additional
Megan Klodnicki - Hitch-Hiker Girl/Mrs. Adams/Mrs. Whinney/Operator

Based on the original screenplay by Lucille Fletcher for SUSPENSE. Adapted by A.J. Carey. -

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Coming This Season... (2020)

Sun, 19 Jan 2020 09:39:15 +0000

The schedule for the first half of Season One!

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