Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
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People are cruel and the world is a waking nightmare. Welcome to Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures. An everybody panic podcast. Follow on Instagram @everybody.panic
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Announcement: Burnt Toast Live!
Tue, 13 Feb 2024 11:53:01 GMT
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Burnt Toast Presents: The Final Ever Episode
Sat, 24 Dec 2022 05:50:04 GMT
36,000 feet up and not a sink prawn in sight. Will this nightmare ever end? Yes. It ends here. – Burnt Toast Presents: The Final Episode Featuring: Nathan Peter Grassi, Ida Berglöw Kenneway, Emily Wilden, Miranda Shrapnell, Krage Brown, Jess Lloyd-Jones and David Gurney. Written & Created by Thom Munden Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden Season 3 artwork by: deprivedanxiety Thanks to everybody that helped to make the show possible and to you, listener. Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast. We never did find the toaster. Follow us on Instagram @everybody.panic © 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Cost Of Living Special
Fri, 28 Oct 2022 07:45:23 GMT
In hell no one can hear you file a complaint.
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi, Jess Lloyd-Jones & Krage Brown
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast
Follow us on Instagram @everybody.panic
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Jubilee Special
Fri, 03 Jun 2022 05:00:18 GMT
To: {INSERT NEW EMPLOYEE NAME HERE}
The queen wishes me to write and welcome you to {INSERT LOCATION HERE}.
Her majesty was also touched to know {FIELD#33NAMEADDRESS} was present to {#} this special occasion.
I am to send her majesty’s {BEST WISHES/DEEP REGRET} to you.
Lady Helen Bonbon
Lady-in-waiting
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast
Follow us on Instagram @everybody.panic
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 10
Fri, 29 Apr 2022 03:00:00 GMT
Flat 12, Bloomsbury House, EC14 4JJ
Ma,
Here’s a copy of the tape I done. Jez says the manager at Woolworths is going to show it to the girls in the shop. Is it ok if I keep a few hundred boxes of eau de toilette in the spare room? It’s Barrymore’s new one so I reckon I can shift it all down the women's clinic at the weekend. Make sure you keep it away from the electric fire. And the dog.
Gary
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, David Gurney
Emily Wilden
Krage Brown
Nathan Peter Grassi
With additional voices by Lily Jones and Lewis Jones
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
Workplace Creatures | Episode 9
Fri, 22 Apr 2022 03:00:00 GMT
16 April 1972
Sirs,
It has come to my attention that some of the girls in the office have been complaining about unwanted advances from the butchers. While I do sympathise with them somewhat (after all those butchers have awfully big, hairy hands), it’s just a bit of fun on their part and I'd hate to take away what little joy they have in their miserable lives. If I had to strangle 400 cattle a day I know I would find solace in chasing the girl from accounts down a dark hallway with my big, bloodied hands. To feel them, like two hairy hams, grabbing at my breasts like a hungry bird. I’d say no but really I'd mean YES.
Anway, some chap at the freemasons put me in touch with a firm who specialise in these new ‘training records’. Do me a favour and play it to the lads on the shop floor.
Dictated and signed in absence.
Regards,
Baron Von Beirgmenst III
Chief Executive Officer, Barbarity Meats & Offal Tubes
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Jess Lloyd-Jones
Miranda Shrapnell
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
David Gurney
Nathan Peter Grassi
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 8
Fri, 15 Apr 2022 03:00:00 GMT
Gabby said we’ve all got to watch this thing I.T sent over before New Year’s Eve. Just make Terry watch it and he can update us on Monday morning. Also… tell me you saw Jane’s dress this morning? Did her meth addled mom knit it for her? Gross. She looked like she was wearing the blanket I buried my cat in.
Kat
Head of Human Resources
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Ida Berglöw Kenneway
Krage Brown
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 7
Fri, 08 Apr 2022 03:00:00 GMT
-FAX-
To All the staffs
From Hans Eierkuchen
Pages 1
Hi all,
Let’s celebrate the new aircraft with this wonderful CD_ROMULUS that Heidi and chums has put together in the training form. Learning what we should all aspire to be, fully erect or not.
I suggest you all digest this before embarking within her metal bowel and taking to the skies. It will serve you well to understand the different nooks and fannies with her long body.
Clap together your hands for Heidi and very emotional performance, I expect she’ll be a star soon and off to the Hollywood for a role on the big television or perhaps pumping milk into a dog's mouth if they know her right.
Warmest Darlings,
Hans Eierkuchen
AloisJet - Team Training Lead
Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
Nathan Peter Grassi
& Miranda Shrapnell
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 6
Fri, 01 Apr 2022 03:00:00 GMT
Mary,
I’ve been asked to send you this pdf on depression as your overall body ‘stank’ is becoming an issue in the office and can only mean you're either deeply depressed or your mother’s brought another ‘man friend’ home to stay. If reading is too much effort for you, I’m recording it on tape next week. You can have a copy so long as you leave $4 on my desk to cover the cost of cleaning the smell from the tape after you’ve used it.
Regards,
Joe Durst
Head of Staff Training
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
Miranda Shrapnell
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 5
Fri, 25 Mar 2022 04:00:00 GMT
Dear all,
The power of a smile can increase profits by as much as 904%.
Please remind your teams they’re all contractually required to smile for their entire 12 hour shift, even while Brenda from the deli counter cradles them in the women's bathroom and dries their tears with her dead husband's Dukes of Hazzard vest.
Play this DVD at the next team huddle. I’ll know if you don’t.
Matt
North West Regional Manager
Best Value UK
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
David Gurney
Jess Lloyd-Jones
Miranda Shrapnell
Liam Jones
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 4
Fri, 18 Mar 2022 04:00:00 GMT
To Terry McPhearson
From Keven Streep
Subject: FW: Training edit
Terry,
Please do not download that wetransfer, it’s the wrong version of the edit. I’ll send over the correct version as soon as I can. Please, Terry. It wasn’t my fault.
Regards,
Keven Steep
Head of Internal Training
United Fusion Coal
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To Terry McPhearson
From Keven Streep
Subject: Training edit
Terry,
Here’s a link to the finished edit for unit 9. Could this be up on the intranet by Monday?
Regards,
Keven Steep
Head of Internal Training
United Fusion Coal
Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi
Miranda Shrapnell
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
Krage Brown
Carl Sutton
David Gurney
Liam Jones
& Jess Lloyd-Jones
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 3
Fri, 11 Mar 2022 04:00:00 GMT
– ALL TEAM MEMO –
Do not look the meat harvester in the eyes.
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Nathan Peter Grassi
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 2
Fri, 04 Mar 2022 05:00:00 GMT
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Krage Brown
& Jess-Lloyd-Jones
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown & Thom Munden
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Workplace Creatures | Episode 1
Fri, 04 Mar 2022 04:00:00 GMT
To: elmira_store5894@starcinemas.com
Subject: April / May Team Update
URGENT
To any ushers who have yet to watch the interactive training DVD-ROM we sent out last month, this is your last warning. If you do not watch by next quarter you will be taken off the shift rota.
NEW RELEASES
Apparently people have been walking out of the new Meryl Streep movie. We’re contractually required to ensure the audience stays until the final act so they can see the United Missile Systems product placement. Lock the doors if you need to. It’s all of our jobs on the line if sales of intercontinental ballistic missiles don’t go up by 40%
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Burnt Toast Presents: Workplace Creatures
Featuring, Jess Lloyd-Jones
David Gurney
Miranda Shrapnell
Krage Brown
Ida Berglöw Kenneway
Nathan Peter Grassi
Written & Created by Thom Munden
Edited by: Krage Brown
Artwork by: deprivedanxiety
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic podcast.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
© 2022 everybody panic
Wed, 23 Dec 2020 05:00:00 GMT
Why do we eat turkey at Christmas? What’s the history of mince pies? Why do we decorate a tree? Professor Mary Bird answers none of these questions in ‘A History Of... Christmas.’ Make your presents known @BurntToastPod Burnt Toast Presents: A History Of… Christmas Featuring: Ida Berglöw Kenneway as Mary, Jess Lloyd-Jones as Hettie and Lydia, Krage Brown as Dr Jan and David Gurney as Dr Phillip and Santa. Written By Thom Raphael-Munden Edited by Krage Brown Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 21 Oct 2020 04:00:00 GMT
Potatoes, Carrots and Onions are in the pantry this week, what will Katie and Cumpty make?
Rummage through Cumpty’s sack @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Katie’s Pantry
Featuring: Jess Lloyd-Jones as Katie and Cumpty.
Written By Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 14 Oct 2020 04:00:00 GMT
Civil unrest, widespread famine, toxic rain and mutant animals. This is local radio for the apocalypse.
Find protective cover @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Beans, Bullets & Band-aids
Featuring: Krage Brown as Joe, Ida Berglöw Kenneway as Mary and Gareth Balai as the news anchor.
Written By Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 07 Oct 2020 04:00:00 GMT
It’s never too late to learn EVERYTHING. Join the growth garden and up-skill your life. From pottery to potpourri, flower arranging to industrial military complex management, Deedee can help you learn it all.
Learn how to crochet wigs for dogs @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Life Academy
Featuring: Layla Katib as Deedee, Nathan Peter Grassi as Johnnie and Ida Berglöw Kenneway as Carrie.
Written by Ida Berglöw Kenneway
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 30 Sep 2020 04:00:00 GMT
Whip out your rods, get the boiled eggs ready and join Jerry down by the river bank.
If you’ve seen Jerry or know of his whereabouts please contact the metropolitan police quoting case number 9201-23.
Twaite Shad @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Big Tackle
Featuring: David Gurney as Jerry, Krage Brown as Derek, Ida Berglöw Kenneway as the Emergency Call Handler and Jess Lloyd-Jones as Gladis.
Written By Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 23 Sep 2020 04:00:00 GMT
Relationships, complex and fragile, they govern and shape our lives. Join Isra Grass as he digs deep into the archives of our collective memories.
Feel really smug @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: From The Archive
Featuring: Nathan Peter Grassi as Isra, Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Jean, Krage Brown as the British narrator and Roger and Jess Lloyd-Jones as Kath and Sarah.
Written By Krage Brown & Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 16 Sep 2020 04:00:00 GMT
Lynette Hedley probes deep into the world of little green men. Do you believe? Lynette Hedley doesn’t.
Watch real abductions @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Dark Sky
Featuring: Jess Lloyd-Jones as Lynette, Gareth Balai as Mike and Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Ava.
With additional voices by the cast, Krage Brown and Nathan Peter Grassi.
Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 09 Sep 2020 02:00:00 GMT
Pop your clothes off, get into bed and let Gary send you nunight. This week's listener story is from Hillary, a retired nurse and war criminal from Bath.
Share sleep tips @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Tucked in
Featuring: Krage Brown as Gary, Nathan Peter Grassi as the mattress man and Miriam Higgins as Nan.
Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 02 Sep 2020 04:00:00 GMT
Balls! Balls! Balls! Ben and Lynette get stuck into the world of sport. GOAL! Get the lads together for some banging sport chat. COME ON YOU BALLLLSSSS.
Bribe us to host your sporting events @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Planet Sport
Featuring: Jess Lloyd-Jones as Lynette, Krage Brown as Ben, Jenny Johns as Jane and Gareth Balai as the narrator. With additional voices by the cast.
Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Wed, 26 Aug 2020 04:00:00 GMT
Great tits, badgers and sweaty builders. This week Cybil answers your gardening questions and shares her special jam recipe.
Share photos of your bush @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Cybil’s Garden Diary
Featuring: Emily Wilden as Cybil, Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Mummy and Krage Brown as Vlad.
Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
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Wed, 19 Aug 2020 05:00:00 GMT
Join Patty Douche at Success-Freedom University, empowering you to become a Douche Essential Oils advocate in your neighbourhood.
Follow us on twitter @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast Presents: Six Figure Success
Featuring: Ida Berglöw-Kenneway as Patty and David Gurney as Dr Jose.
Written and Created by Thom Raphael-Munden
Edited by Krage Brown
Burnt Toast Presents is an everybody panic production
Mon, 06 Jan 2020 08:20:18 GMT
Season finale. We catch up with old friends Chris Thomas and Lindsay Waits.
Burnt Toast features Jess Lloyd-Jones and Krage Brown with Gareth Balai and Nathan Peter Grassi. It was written by Thom Raphael-Munden.
Follow the case on Twitter @BurntToastPod
Sun, 29 Dec 2019 22:13:48 GMT
The mystery is coming to an end. This week Lynette visits Ed’s former home on a tip-off from a listener.
Burnt Toast features Jess Lloyd-Jones and Krage Brown with David Gurney, Gareth Balai and Nathan Peter Grassi. It was written by Thom Raphael-Munden.
Follow the case on Twitter @BurntToastPod
Sun, 22 Dec 2019 22:57:05 GMT
Lynette and Ben have an apology for listeners. We’ll be back with a regular episode next week.
Follow the case on Twitter @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast features Jess Lloyd-Jones and Krage Brown.
It was written by Thom Raphael-Munden.
Sun, 15 Dec 2019 22:10:21 GMT
Chris takes calls from our listeners and Lynette visits the UK’s only toaster manufacturer.
Burnt Toast features Jess Lloyd-Jones and Krage Brown with David Gurney, Emily Wilden, Gareth Balai, Ida Berglöw-Kenneway and Nathan Peter Grassi. It was written by Thom Raphael-Munden with additional material by the cast.
Sun, 08 Dec 2019 21:49:44 GMT
In 2014 Ed Brown owned a four slice toaster... in 2017 it was gone. This week we hear Ed's story and Lynette heads to the supermarket where it all began. Follow the case on twitter @BurntToastPod
Burnt Toast features Jess Lloyd-Jones and Krage Brown with David Gurney, Emily Wilden, Gareth Balai, Ida Berglöw-Kenneway, Jamie Sandersfield, Nathan Peter Grassi and Raj Swamy. It was written by Thom Raphael-Munden with additional material by the cast.
Tue, 03 Dec 2019 21:04:22 GMT
From hosts Chris Thomas & Lynette Hedley comes a thrilling five part true crime epic covering the tragic 2014 disappearance of Ed Brown's toaster.