Oh Hey, Sister City!

Thu, 23 May 2024 17:34:00 +0000

After lawyers pulled us off the air, we're back! And tonight we're talking about Fakahatchee getting a potential sister city!

Tonight's callers include:

• Chester Lazerham: Worried about two governments poking around in his kitchen. 
• Mikey Dusoleil: Why he's holding back on signing off on our sister city.
• Brad Clooney & Reese Aniston: With their picks for who our sister city should be.
• and others

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. 

FRN: Statue Snag, DanZ Faceoff, Nightmonster Report

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 23:23:00 +0000

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News:

Tonight:

• The DanZ and Florida Feud: Chuchi Bonhomme with a special update
• A special report from Chad 'The Nightmonster' Malloy.
• Gator Greg Statue Hits A Snag
• Fakahatchee Police Blotter

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LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral

Wed, 10 May 2023 19:38:00 +0000

Join us as KFAK broadcasts LIVE from Gator Greg's Funeral at Duck Winter's GatorGanza in the Sir Chomps-a-Lot Feeding Pavillion where anything can happen. It promises to be a star studded affair with Mr. Winters' promising tons of celebrity appearances and other surprises to maximize your grief. 

Services will be officiated by Father Michael Petrie 

• Readings by Royston Bongdonor and Skrit Chowderhorn
• Eulogies from Duck Winters, Mayor Mikey duSoleil, and a few other surprises
• Special Musical Guests 
• and the heavenly sounds of the Our Lady of the Swamp Gospel Choir

We're gonna grieve till we can't grieve no more. Tell your hankies they 'bout to get wet.

This episode is brought to you by Tom Clancy's Tactical Bananas and Flash Splash. 

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. Celebrity voices are impersonated, no celebrity in their right mind would participate in something like this.

Goodnight Sweet Gator

Fri, 20 Jan 2023 19:13:00 +0000

We say goodbye to an absolute legend among alligators as he slips and slides away into that great big muddy swamp in the sky. (We're talking about Heaven.)

Tonight's callers include:

• Duck Winters: How will he continue on without his best friend (and best earning) alligator.
• Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins: Shares his top three grieving tips. Has he solved the mystery of Mastica Ennui?
• Plinth Forsythe: Regales us with the story of how Gator Greg Luganis was awarded a purple heart.
• And others... 

So grab your tissues and your hankerchiefs! We're gonna share our memories of this big ole gator king and what he meant to us until our eyes run dry again.

This episode is brought to you by TK Cuddel's Doggeroo Smorgasbord and McGravay and Sons...And Also A Daughter Mortuary. 

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. 

FRN: Sick Gator, New Justice, Sports Highlights

Mon, 14 Nov 2022 20:42:00 +0000

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the Fakahatchee Radio  News:

• Tonight: Gator Sick!
• Wrangler Mangler Victims Found?
• Chess Moves Closer to Winner!

Sound off, Fakahatchee!
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With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and Clint Gage.

Introducing - Oh S#!T Vampires

Mon, 17 Oct 2022 15:03:00 +0000

Oh S#!t, Vampires

You know Clint and Evan from NightDrive as their geriatric rivalry poisons the safety of Fakahatchee's streets! Well they've launched a limited podcast based off a comedy novella they've put together featuring tons of different writers (including other NightDrive alums.)

Oh S#!t, Vampires is the story of a small town journalist who witnesses a shocking murder and decides to do something about it. But what she decides to do about it... is up to the next writer. With only the previous chapter to work with, and an opening line provided by the previous author, everybody gets to take their best swing at where she'll go next. New episodes every Friday!

Check out their series now on iTunes or Spotify

Serpent Up Animosity

Wed, 05 Oct 2022 13:28:00 +0000

The Great Snake Hunt is upon us! So grab your sticks, shovels and dynamite and get ready to turn those slippery snakes into cold hard cash. 

Tonight's callers include:

• Rickney Brofeld: With a great way to get those snakes and fast. 
• Fr. Jonah Likely: Is he housing snakes in his holy 'Snaketuary?'
• Royston Bongdonor & Skrit Chowderhorn:  Can Horace broker peace in our streets?
• Everyone's favorite serial killer The Hot Sauce Man
• And Sheriff Bud Nichols with an incredible announcement.

So let's get stacking those snakes and then we can stack that paper! This episode is brought to you by Westtech's Snake Lasso and Attorney Mike Hammer. 

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clayton Meeks. 

Braghers Big Burnin Burger Barge

Wed, 15 Jun 2022 19:55:00 +0000

Seems a quiet night- or is it?

Tonight's callers include:

• Nasa Public Relations: Calling on the public to help find a missing moon rock.
• Bob Bragher: Is the Burger Barge the first bar and grill to sink?
• Rocker Dick Coors:  Lookin' for a new Banquet Bear to complete the band.

All of this and Dan Z Universe declares its sovereignty from Florida. 

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Nick Clark, and Sean Bury, MajshippAtTeas and Nathan Greenaway 

Keep Him? Sher-Iff You Want More Crime

Wed, 23 Mar 2022 16:27:12 +0000

Sheriff Bud Nichols has allowed Fakahatchee to spin out of control. Is it time for us to bring in a new sheriff?

Tonight's callers include:

• Hot Sauce Man: His case for why we should keep the Sheriff.
• Councilman Richard Baysbahn: What's he suffering with this election year?
• Father Jonah Likely calls to give us an update on his condition and The Spanktuary.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Eric Toms, Sean Bury, Casey Redmon and Nathan Greenaway 

A NightDrive Christmas: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva

Fri, 24 Dec 2021 19:33:34 +0000

A very happy Holidays from all of us here in Fakahatchee. We hope you enjoy this old Eastern legend passed down from age to age by Bavarian immigrants: The Legend Tale of Klaus Santva

We'll see you in the new year!

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FRN: Forced Family, Fresh Sharks, Big Bird Names Names

Thu, 18 Nov 2021 16:22:12 +0000

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news:

• Tonight: Prominent Author Crushed!
• Trapping the GOP at Olive Garden
• Big Bird Blacklisted?

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

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With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon.

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The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade

Wed, 27 Oct 2021 14:53:38 +0000

The Mayor's Day Parade is finally here! It's the biggest celebration in Fakahatchee and KFAK is your live front row seat for every celeb, every band and every float with your host Horace Wexler and special guest host Duck Winters.

If you can't be standing in that thigh deep water around the route shoulder to shoulder with other excited and probably shirtless folks- this is your best option.

Note: This episode (unlike others) is presented in Stereo. Headphones or a car stereo will likely be your best listening experience.

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eleanor Burkett, Casey Redmon, Clint Gage, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock.

A Killer Heats Up

Wed, 15 Sep 2021 22:09:34 +0000

After some very grim events the Fakahatchee Mayor's Day Parade is right around the corner but should we do the unthinkable and GASP! Cancel?!?

Tonight's callers include:

• Hot Sauce Man: Refutes his murder victim's claims about his level of 'horny-ness'
• Plinth Forsythe: Shares some Fakahatchee history including the parade float that killed another float.
• Mayor Mikey DuSoleil with unveils a surprise for the parade.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Drew Ensz and Sean Considine

Eels So Good

Wed, 28 Jul 2021 22:27:45 +0000

The lines are wide open tonight so call in and shares your thoughts and opinions like the following folks-

Tonight's callers include:

• Royston Bongdonor: with his petition to bring back an old noise from yesteryear.
• Murray: asking why Fakahatchee doesn't have a state eel and why that frustrates he and the other Eel guys.
• Skrit Chowderhorn:  shares his plan to stop Royston's petition in his tracks. 
• And others caught in the fray (and some trapped in a van)

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Evan Gaustad and CJ Meeks.

Mayor's Day Parade Theme Announcement

Thu, 24 Jun 2021 19:11:37 +0000

We take a break from this 32 minute block of music for a special announcement from multi-platinum recording artist, certified 'beach guy' and the legal mayor of Fakahatchee- Mikey duSoleil. 

Horseradish Fallout, Gator Tips, Is Friend Okay

Wed, 09 Jun 2021 20:46:49 +0000

It's 'Five' pm... and time for the news:

• Tonight: A hole to fix a hole
• Worrying Friend Behavior 
• Somebody's Getting Cancelled

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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With a very special thanks to CJ Meeks, Clint Gage and Sean Bury for audio volunteerism.

Emergency ASMR for Alligators - Fakahatchee Radio News

Tue, 18 May 2021 20:36:39 +0000

KFAK is here for you! We're issuing this EMERGENCY SLEEP STORY, as part of our ongoing community outreach, to be deployed on any of the Alligators in your immediate vicinity.

Legally, we cannot guarantee this will make them fall asleep so please deploy and utilize with caution. But hopefully at the very least this will make them more docile, less 'frisky' and potentially easier to move by shoving them with a broom. Stay safe out there!

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The Great Gator-gy

Wed, 28 Apr 2021 19:35:46 +0000

Every. Five. Years. The alligators descend on our town in an amount that can only be described as a 'spring break's' worth of overly amorous alligators looking to breed and get their rocks off. In addition to it being wildly inconvenient it's real gross. 

Tonight's callers include:

• Gator Farmer Duck Winters - with some pro-tips for those being harangued by these gators or caught in the middle of their love making. 
• Fr. Jonah Likely - Discusses his plan to drive the gators from his place of worship/nightclub 'The Spanktuary' with a stick and some oil.
• A resident who's seen a rare Gatorking.
• And other residents caught in the fray.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Casey Redmon, Ron Babcock and KSantos. 

Theme'in the Night Away

Wed, 31 Mar 2021 21:20:31 +0000

The Fakahatchee Mayor's Day parade is right around the corner and Horace wants to hear YOUR very best ideas and themes for the annual parade before Fakahatchee goes to the polls to vote on them.

Tonight's callers include:

• Royston Bongdonor-mourns the loss of a brother who was poisoned by a rival gang member. 
• Hot Sauce Man - He's got a few choice words for the Sheriff and a killer theme or two of his own.
• Coordinatio Chumongo -  Has a theme that won't 'B' forgotten any time soon.
• And as always your calls and opinions.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com  

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Sean Bury, Casey Redmon, Eric Toms and Clint Gage with additional vocal support from KSantos. 

Worst Animal, Enough Blood For a Puddle, Mayor's Day Float

Thu, 11 Mar 2021 05:13:23 +0000

It's Five pm... and time for the news:

• Tonight: A brand new animal? No thank you!
• CDC teases exciting new symptoms for 2022 
• Horny Bot's Plug Pulled
• Mayor's Day is right around the corner

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

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With a very special thanks to Casey Redmon and KSantos for audio volunteerism.

Fakahatchee's First (and only) Literature Week

Wed, 24 Feb 2021 23:31:32 +0000

Put on your blazer with the leather on the elbows and pack your pipe! It's time to crack open some of the finest tomes in existence on NightDrive's first Literature Week. Let's talk books in front of a frighteningly large fireplace!

Tonight's callers include:

• Skrit Chowderhorn- the big cheese of the T-ball walkers put the 8th Street Dust Kings on blast. Find out what he'll do to his rivals.
•  Dr. Chester Minefield- Is there something going on in town? Why are there so many radio waves? Are they dangerous? And why does his twin sound so different?
• Sheriff Nichols - Is our serial killer recruiting an accomplice? also arson updates! And what he's trying to do about William Briden Ave. 
• And as always your calls and opinions.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com  

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Casey Redmon and all of you lightning callers. Additional thanks to Lydia Alemu, KSantos, Michael Cruz and Gerald Dudley. 

Air Force Bake Sale, Pope Snafu, Errant Sheep: Fakahatchee Radio News

Thu, 11 Feb 2021 01:30:06 +0000

It's Five pm... still... 

• Tonight: Baking for Bombers!
• Oh no! Papal Oopsie?
• How to speak Florida
• Sheep Update! What you must know if you have kids.

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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With a very special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

Fire! Crumbler Farms Burns!

Thu, 28 Jan 2021 02:45:00 +0000

It's the loss of a cultural institution as Crumbler Farms- 'The Grocery Store Closest to the Airport' goes up in flames!  Where were you when it happened? How are you feeling about the loss of such a historical business? Where will you buy fresh porpoised zultainyos and your barrels of skalded rheinbarbo now?

Tonight's callers include:

• Devin the Arsonist- "This was absolutely not me- there's no art in this cynical cash grab."
• Duck Winters - Is still raw from his loss to Mikey DuSoleil for the mayor's desk.
• Sheriff Nichols - Solves an arson? Thanks to a new program he's implemented they've already got a suspect in the case.
• And as always your calls and opinions.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com  

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Clayton Meeks, Evan Gaustad, Clint Gage and all of you lightning callers.

Radish Widows, Trapped in Time and Dynamite Farming - Fakahatchee Radio News

Wed, 13 Jan 2021 20:06:00 +0000

It's Five pm, exactly on the dot and not one minute later and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: Town Trapped in Five O'Clock Hour
• Horseradish Boom-Towns
• Stocks down- how will peasants be punished now.

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Wednesday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

Episode 1-31 NightDrive Recap 2020 - Spoilers

Tue, 05 Jan 2021 22:17:58 +0000

NightDrive is back January 13th on an all new day!

We know a lot has happened in Fakahatchee over the last year. So this is almost everything YOU need to know to get refreshed or catch up...

Except for the stuff we forgot...

Or deliberate misinformation...

Or things the US government censored and wouldn't let us include...

Or information pertinent to existing or pending lawsuits...

Mayoral Mayhem! Hands On A Hard Desk

Thu, 10 Dec 2020 18:56:49 +0000

39 Candidates! One Desk! It's Mayoral Mayhem as all of Fakahatchee has turned out for the Hands On A Hard Desk Mayoral Election. And for this very special episode we are broadcasting live from main street right in the middle of the action!

Big Chills and Big Spills! Huge Plays and Psyche Outs for days! 

It's an event you absolutely won't want to miss and we are live feeding it all directly into your ear. But we'll be back at our normal time with your calls and opinions very soon.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com  

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Sean Bury, Clint Gage, Nick Mundy, Eric Toms, Evan Gaustad and Geoffrey Golden.

Unseen Hoots, Money Bags and Buzzfeed Quizzes: Fakahatchee Radio News

Sun, 22 Nov 2020 20:03:54 +0000

It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: Coverage of the Georgia Money Dumps
• Without Mardi Gras how do we know what Tuesday is fat?
• Trump demands reexamination of results to Buzzfeed Quiz.
• Residents on the upcoming Mayoral Election

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Special thanks (as usual) to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

The Sky Screams. The Blood Rains.

Mon, 09 Nov 2020 20:27:46 +0000

DON'T PANIC! We're helping you put all the pieces together tonight on NightDrive! Why did the sky scream? Why is it raining blood? Are we safe in Fakahatchee? Is this the very end of Florida, America's most phallic state?

Tonight's callers include:

• Richard Baysbahn- With some answers about what we're dealing with outside and a message to stay calm.
• Father Jonah Likely - To answer our religious questions. Is it the end of days? Or just another day's end?
• Duck Winters - He's loving it. Find out about what he's building his mayoral platform around and how he hopes to win the mayor's race. 
• And as always your calls and opinions.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com  

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Sean Bury and Casey Redmon.

Mud Flaps, Mascara, and Hot Soup: Fakahatchee Radio News

Sun, 25 Oct 2020 21:01:45 +0000

It's 8:36 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: A look back at Fakahatchee History with Plinth Forsythe! 
• An exciting new weapon in the war on terror!
• Bold breakthroughs in cosmetics for ladies!
• Breaking: Blood Rain?

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

I want to hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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Special thanks to Clint Gage & Casey Redmon for audio volunteerism.

Put Your Hand In My Sack

Mon, 12 Oct 2020 13:00:00 +0000

Tonight on NightDrive - Horace is back from his accident and he's made it a grab-bag episode so the subjects are up to you the listeners. 

Tonight's callers include:

• Philliam - Wrongfully sued over his tickle crew's actions? 
• Sergio - Does he deserve a medal? WAS that dog one of the furred reich?
• And Hot Sauce Man returns. Why won't Horace get his messages?

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com  (No new update this episode)

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Eric Toms and Geoffrey Golden.

Fakahatchee Radio Announcement

Sun, 04 Oct 2020 20:27:15 +0000

It's 12:58. No NightDrive this evening. Go to bed already.

Astronaut Tips, Body Found, Crab Mode: Fakahatchee Radio News

Sun, 20 Sep 2020 22:25:48 +0000

It's 9:32 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: Interview with a real life Astronaut!
• Exciting new animal modes for the cars you drive!
• Our newest (and youngest) reporter weighs in on Brexit!
• More news about the body found behind Baysbahn Mercantile.

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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The Rise of Hot Sauce Man

Sun, 06 Sep 2020 19:02:54 +0000

Tonight on NightDrive - We dive into the public health crisis affecting your face- Bored Mouth! We're talking to you about your symptoms, your fears and the disease in general. Thankfully we've got Dr. Scroggins with us tonight to help us find the answers and understand where we find ourselves in the middle of this mouth menace. Also he'll have some tips for sufferers.  

Tonight's callers include:

• Lawrence - A 'Bored Mouth' sufferer who's got other painful facial symptoms.
• A Health Care Worker from the Atocha Facility for Age Maximization and the scare they had there.
• Dr. Leonard 'Skinny' Scroggins 
• and a caller who only refers to himself as Hot Sauce Man who seems to be suffering from 'Bored Mouth' 

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

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And a very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Ron Babcock, Eric Toms and Evan Gaustad.

Sewer Sharks, Woofchester Dog Show, Party Houses Shut Down: Fakahatchee Radio News

Sun, 23 Aug 2020 17:56:47 +0000

It's 8:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: Petition to bring back Sewer Sharks!
• Miami's Mayor Shuts Down Party Houses
• Here I Go Again: Iced Cream
• Scandal at Woofchester Memorial Dog Show

Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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DUI Scootees and Geriatric Gangs

Sun, 09 Aug 2020 18:18:21 +0000

Tonight on NightDrive - fresh off the police scanner!  We're talking all the details of the Scooter DUI that took the local sheriff on a low speed Chase. We're interviewing some of the folks involved. And what are we going to do about this new public menace stemming from the 'Boomer Brewhalls?' Horace Wexler takes all of your calls and opinions tonight on NightDrive. 

Tonight's callers include:

• Brenda Chartreuse - Hit by an intoxicated man on a scooter.
• Sheriff Bud Nichols - to give us some insight into what they're doing to control this mess.
• Lt. Gen. Albert Montauk -  Speaks on the currently closed Shoneys.
• and Royston Bongdonor talks about why he was drunk on that scooter and what he's going to do to the other geriatric gang, the T-Ball Walkers if they're paths cross.

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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock. 

Beach Alcoholic Exonerated, Hobo Drought Worsens, How to Eat Free: Fakahatchee Radio News

Sun, 26 Jul 2020 18:13:46 +0000

It's 9:31 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: Beach Alcoholic --Mikey DuSoleil Exonerate!
• Restaurant launches exciting new eat free promotion!
• Social Tech: Share your neighbor's experience
• Hobo drought worsens
• Sports! with Willy Cheshire
• Breaking news  

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Mayor found dead inside a killer whale

Sun, 12 Jul 2020 17:50:45 +0000

Tonight on NightDrive we remember the late Mayor Luis Vaminos- a civic leader who was a lightning rod for controversy, a fierce opponent in local government and a person who was found dead inside of a killer whale. We'll talk with you about the man and the legacy he leaves behind as Horace Wexler takes all of your thoughts and opinions tonight on NightDrive. 

Tonight's callers include:

• Author Stanley Purchase talks about an island made entirely of shoes.
• City Council Member Skeet Barlow invites Horace to look for mushrooms.
• A sketchy man who claims his name is 'Dennis Leary' asks Horace about his passport status. 
• and Tucker St. Claire the creator of SCUDDDDD Energy Drink shares how the mayor got him a business license.

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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Dave Schilling, Eric Toms and Evan Gaustad. 

Global Tensions, Baby Translator, Chad 'The Night Monster' Malloy: Fakahatchee Radio News:

Sun, 28 Jun 2020 20:14:41 +0000

It's 8:39 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that you need to know right here in Fakahatchee, Florida.

• Tonight: The UN reacts to Global Tensions
• The President's Surprising Medical Release
• New Tech: Baby Translator!
• Questions About A New Census Question 
• New Voices: Chad 'The Night Monster' Malloy
• Update on the Mayor's Death

New release Schedule: Come visit us in Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

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Life's A Beach (ed Whale)

Sun, 14 Jun 2020 17:50:03 +0000

Nuclear Liechtenstein, The Deadliest Martial Art, Clem's Clams: Fakahatchee Radio News

Sun, 31 May 2020 21:09:33 +0000

It's 9:37 pm and time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

• Tonight: Nuclear Liechtenstein
• Dow rising too quickly
• Willy Cheshire explores The Deadliest Martial Art
• Crude Space Mission
• Put It In Your Mouth: Clem's Clams

New release Schedule: Come visit Fakahatchee every other Sunday!

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Gotta getta SCUDDDDD

Fri, 15 May 2020 21:33:01 +0000

There's a brand new energy drink sweeping it's way across Fakahatchee! Say hello to SCUDDDDD. Tonight we're joined by it's creator Tucker St. Claire. We'll receive medical advice from Dr. Leonard Scroggins. And we'll be talking with YOU about some of your favorite Scuddddd flavors and hallucinations.

Let's hear from you, Fakahatchee!
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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month.
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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Eric Toms, Evan Gaustad, and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was insightful.

Obelisks, Mastica Ennui and The Sport of Love: Fakahatchee Radio News

Thu, 30 Apr 2020 19:43:31 +0000

It's 7:32 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

• Tonight: Horseradish Levels continue to plummet
• 'Mastica Ennui' spreading. Cause discovered?
• Chuchi Bonhomme's Earth Day Celebration!
• A new product from Elon Musk?
• 100% More Obelisks

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Special thank you to Casey Redmon and Ron Babcock.

THE MAYOR IS MISSING

Wed, 15 Apr 2020 21:42:10 +0000

Sheriff Bud Nichols join us to talk about the sudden and mysterious disappearance of Fakahatchee Mayor Luis Vaminos. Duck Winters calls in to dispute being a person of interest and why his Crock'N'Roll festival was not an actual threat to the mayor. And Father Jonah of The Spanktuary shares some pertinent personal details about the mayor as a member/patron of his congregation.

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And as always keep up to date on all the local news at FakahatcheeGazette.com

Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month.
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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Casey Redmon, and Ron Babcock. They know what they did and it was mischievous.

President's Salad Bar, Boxing Updates and Skin Tag Dollar Sign: Fakahatchee Radio News

Wed, 01 Apr 2020 16:22:15 +0000

It's 9:38 pm and  time for a quick update of all the news that might be affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, FL.

• Tonight: Will the President's Salad Bar Remain Closed?
• Emergency Order: 'Dookieturds'- what will it mean for you?
• Mr. Fluffles: Will he remain undefeated?
• Body Satirist, Enrico Bolshriver's new exhibit- will it art?
• And some breaking news about the Mayor

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Special thank you to Clint Gage

Holy Rain - The Priest Hijacking

Sun, 15 Mar 2020 16:00:00 +0000

Tonight on NightDrive we've got a special interview with The Priest who hijacked a cropduster and sprayed the town with chaos! Why did he do it? Will he strike again? Where was your mind while this was happening. Also the Sand Wedge: Worst sandwich shop of all time? All this and your calls- Tonight!

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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Clint Gage, Dan O'Brien, Katie Willert, and Geoffrey Golden. They know what they did and it was diabolical.

Horseradish Shortage, The Black Rhino's Song, Political Dropouts: Fakahatchee Radio News

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 17:00:00 +0000

It's 9:05 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and all the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler.

Tonight:
The Global Horseradish Shortage. Will it hit home?
Special Report: The Black Rhino's Song. Does it slap?
Political Update: Who's still in the race. But more importantly all the candidates who have dropped out.

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Special Thank you To Clint Gage and Nick Mundy

BUS-ted at the Demolition Derby

Sat, 15 Feb 2020 18:49:36 +0000

The town is up in arms this week after discovering the Mayor secretly sold the city's school buses to the demolition derby. It's the final straw in a long line of poor policy decisions that's been making the citizens angrier and angrier and it's got Horace steaming. Now petitions are being circulated and it looks like this mayor just might end up being recalled. Would you vote for him again?

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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Evan Gaustad, Ron Babcock, Nick Mundy, Nathan Greenaway, Kyle Decker and Johnny Snark they know what they did.

One Million Mommies, Toxball, Snows I have Known - Fakahatchee Radio News

Fri, 31 Jan 2020 19:35:25 +0000

It's 8:27 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee, Florida with Horace Wexler. 

Tonight:

• The Nicaraugan Cordoba
• A special report on 'Of Arts' from correspondent Billiam T. Hesterhoffen
• Toxball updates with Willy Cheshire
• and a quick update on the One Million Mommies march.

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Two Tickets to the Leg Show

Wed, 15 Jan 2020 05:59:00 +0000

LOST: One man's leg. Used

That's exactly the sort of thing we haven't heard as a loose limb has turned up on Main Street last night. And Alleyway Steve has been quick to capitalize on the situation turning it into Fakahatchee Florida's newest tourist attraction. Have you seen the leg? Horace Wexler wants to know!

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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode ear-worthy: Evan Gaustad, CJ Meeks and Ron Babcock as well as all of our Lightning Callers.

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Sexy Global Warming and Local Power Outages: Fakahatchee News 12.31.19

Tue, 31 Dec 2019 05:00:00 +0000

It's 10:27 pm and time for an update of what's happening around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee with Horace Wexler. 

Tonight:

• a special report on Global Warming from correspondant Chuchi Bonhomme
• Football updates with William Cheshire
• and an in depth report on the Fakahatchee Power Outage.

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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Nightdrive episodes release on the 15th of every month.
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The Fate of the Lobster King

Sun, 15 Dec 2019 06:33:23 +0000

All eyes are on the jury tonight as 'The Lobster King' - Fakahatchee's own folk hero/criminal - hangs in legal limbo. The arguments have been made, the case has been stated but do you think he's guilty? Horace Wexler wants to hear your thoughts on the trial that's got the whole county talking.

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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode ear-worthy: Danielle Radford, Sean Bury, Casey Redmon, Matt Wyatt and Ron Babcock.

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Fakahatchee News: 11.30.2019

Sat, 30 Nov 2019 17:46:33 +0000

It's 9:27 pm it's time for quick updates from around the globe and the important news affecting you right here in Fakahatchee with Horace Wexler.

For more local news visit the FakahatcheeGazette.com

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No Ghouls Allowed

Tue, 19 Nov 2019 20:00:00 +0000

Your calls are burning up the phone lines tonight as Mayor Luis Vaminos declares Fakahatchee a "Ghost Free Zone" and demands all ghosts must leave, whether they actually exist or not. Some of you have objected based on the fact that the civil rights of these ghosts are being trampled on and others have expressed doubts about what this might do for their small business. 

But how are you feeling about this new anti-ghost legislation? Horace Wexler wants to hear it! And if you want to help these ghosts please visit: PeopleForGhosts.com

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 Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month.
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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: Chris Jericho, Nick Mundy, Hesley Harps, and Ron Babcock.

Gators N Kids

Fri, 15 Nov 2019 19:25:40 +0000

Gators N' Children

This week the town of Fakahatchee is in an uproar as a local gator farmer, Duck Winters has announced his plans to open a second gator farm right next door to Beauregard Elementary School. The gators will be able to see the children through the chain link fence. Duck Winters got his friend at the city council to help sign off on the basis that gator farming is what's made Fakahatchee great. However, it got snagged in red tape and we'll all be required to vote on it. So I want to know which way are you and your neighbor leaning? Should Fakahatchee get this second gator farm?

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Nightdrive releases on the 15th of every month.
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A very special thank you to the following people who helped make this episode possible: CJ Meeks, Ron Babcock, Evan Gaustad, Clint Gage, Sean Bury

Nightdrive - Trailer

Thu, 07 Nov 2019 02:29:03 +0000

Horace Wexler tackles the issues affecting those living in the small town of Fakahatchee just outside the Florida Everglades.

-Do we need a second gator farm and right next to an elementary school?

-Found! A severed leg just laying there on main street!

-The Mayor's banning ghosts! How does this affect your small business?

He's talking about it all and he wants to hear your thoughts on it.