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Hayley & Ruth: Two Stars


40 episodes


Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

An improvised podcast in which Susan Harrison and Gemma Arrowsmith play two critics who don't feel they actually have to see a film or play in order to review it.


Language: English

Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Improvised

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Comedy

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Episodes:

Episode 5.3 - King Lear, starring Kenneth Branagh

Tue, 24 Oct 2023 09:00:00 +0100

Hayley sets Ruth up on Tinder against her wishes and the pair review King Lear, directed by and starring Kenneth Branagh. Obviously they haven't seen it yet, but since when has that ever been an obstacle to reviewing?

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Episode 5.2 - Quickfire round!

Tue, 29 Aug 2023 17:45:00 +0100

Hayley and Ruth take suggestions from the listeners and review all the hot button topics, from wooden coat-hangers to Elon Musk's rebranding of Twitter.

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Episode 5.1 - Barbenheimer

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 09:40:00 +0100

After a long hiatus in which Ruth persisted in continuing her own one-woman lockdown, the reviewing duo are back doing what they do best, reviewing things they haven't actually seen. Meanwhile Ruth is unimpressed by Hayley's holistic beauty products and Hayley is definitely not in a cult.

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Episode 4.3 - Vaccines and online theatre

Fri, 05 Feb 2021 10:30:00 +0000

Hayley and Ruth review the current selection of the Covid vaccines, while also finding time to cast a scathing eye over all online theatre.

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Episode 4.2 - Lockdown

Mon, 10 Aug 2020 13:00:00 +0100

Is it a global pandemic or is it actually a global, site specific, highly ambitious, multi media/theatre piece? Hayley & Ruth firmly believe it's the latter and proceed to review everything from the 'casting' to the 'writing' of the Covid response with their usual mixture of hypocrisy and idiocy.

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Episode 4.1 - Brexit Revisited

Sun, 01 Mar 2020 09:20:00 +0000

It's four years since the podcast reviewed the EU Referendum and in this episode Hayley and Ruth discus Brexit, as always with varying degrees of accuracy. Also Hayley explains self-care and Ruth reminisces about her own childhood Brexit while reiterating her stance on therapy.

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Episode 3.10 - Ruth Bratt as Jinny Glover

Tue, 17 Dec 2019 08:45:00 +0000

Hayley & Ruth interview the incredibly softly spoken author Jinny Glover. A woman so quiet that members of her own family question her existence... Guest starring Ruth Bratt (@ruthbratt). susanharrisoncharacters.com gemmaarrowsmith.com

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Episode 3.9 - The Apprentice

Wed, 06 Nov 2019 10:00:00 +0000

Hayley & Ruth are at the National Theatre waiting to review some play or other. But while they wait, they respond to a listener request to review popular television programme The Apprentice.

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Episode 3.8 - The Heatwave

Thu, 01 Aug 2019 11:45:00 +0100

Hayley and Ruth review the British heatwave. Despite uncomfortably high temperatures and melting train tracks, Hayley has had the time of her life during the heatwave, whereas Ruth refuses to wear anything other than wool. Oh and the pair also receive a pie in the post. Catch up with Susan's live dates here: https://susanharrisoncharacters.com/live-dates/ and listen to Gemma's climate change comedy No Planet B here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/no-planet-b/id1460398628. Theme music by Matt Lewesy and Amy Ashworth from Skiffle and the Piffles.

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Episode 3.7 - The Woman in Black

Thu, 16 May 2019 12:30:00 +0100

Hayley and Ruth head to the Fortune Theatre in London's West End to watch The Woman in Black. Is the ghost in the play a spectre that only Hayley can see? Or is it a woman in a wig as Ruth suspects? Thanks to listener Jenny for the ghostly suggestion for this episode. See Susan live here: https://susanharrisoncharacters.com/live-dates/ and Gemma's climate change comedy No Planet B is here: https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/no-planet-b/id1460398628

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Episode 3.6 - Self Help Books

Tue, 26 Mar 2019 18:30:00 +0000

Hayley and Ruth review self help books, including such classics as Don't Forget Your Crown, Make Yourself Cozy and The Secret, in what turns out to be closer to an impromptu counselling session than a journalistic review. Recorded on Hampstead Heath London. Theme music by Matt Lewsey and Amy Ashworth from Skiffle and the Piffles.

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Episode 3.5 - The Cultural Year Ahead 2019

Tue, 22 Jan 2019 18:15:00 +0000

Hayley and Ruth look forward to what 2019 has in store in arts and culture, reviewing art exhibitions, plays and films, none of which have happened yet. Susan Harrison is in Showstopper! The Improvised Musical at the Other Palace until March: https://lwtheatres.co.uk/whats-on/showstopper-the-improvised-musical/ Gemma Arrowsmith is performing her show EARTHLING at VAULT Festival in February: https://vaultfestival.com/whats-on/gemma-arrowsmith-auntie/

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Episode 3.4 - BBC1 Christmas Day schedule

Sat, 22 Dec 2018 15:30:00 +0000

Hayley and Ruth review the BBC1 Christmas Day schedule, which includes such gems as Zog, BBC News, Christmas Morning from Oldham Paris Church and Hammy's Boomerang Adventure. Obviously they haven't seen any the programmes on offer but when has that ever stopped them before? Theme music as ever by Skiffle and the Piffles.

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Episode 3.3 - Oxford Street Christmas Lights

Thu, 29 Nov 2018 10:00:00 +0000

As Christmas approaches Hayley and Ruth brave London's busy Oxford Street to watch Jodie Whittaker turning the Christmas lights on. Along the way they review the John Lewis advert... without having seen it of course. Theme music as ever by Skiffle and the Piffles. 'We Wish You A Merry Christmas' thanks to Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com).

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Episode 3.2 - Love Island

Thu, 19 Jul 2018 18:00:00 +0100

Hayley & Ruth review the cultural sensation of Love Island. Hayley has seen every episode while Ruth hasn't seen a single episode and in fact doesn't own a television. This, they feel, gives them a unique perspective in order to review it. Susan's show Susan Harrison is a Bit Weepy is on at the Voodoo Rooms 4th-25th (not 13th) August at 14:00 during the Edinburgh Fringe.

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Episode 3.1 - Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom

Tue, 19 Jun 2018 09:30:00 +0100

Hayley & Ruth might have failed to secure free tickets to the latest Jurassic World movie, so they haven't actually seen it yet - but that won't stop them reviewing it. And it certainly won't stop them getting the title of the movie slightly wrong throughout their review.

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Episode 2.8 - British Summer Time

Sat, 28 Apr 2018 17:45:00 +0100

After a never ending winter, for two whole days this April, the UK saw sunshine. Hayley and Ruth review this brief bit of British Summer Time from London's bustling Southbank, by the River Thames.

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Episode 2.7 - Lesley Boughton

Wed, 07 Mar 2018 11:10:00 +0000

In this episode, Hayley and Ruth are thrilled to chat to highly experienced actor Lesley Boughton, star of rep, fringe, big screen, small screen and medium screen.

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Episode 2.6 - Valentine's Day

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 01:01:00 +0000

On the most romantic day of the year, Hayley and Ruth join Irish poet Fintan Cresss to review a restaurant and to talk about his latest book Hallowed Halls.

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Episode 2.5 - New Year's Fireworks

Tue, 09 Jan 2018 19:00:00 +0000

From Ruth's old offices at the Telegraph, Hayley & Ruth usher in 2018 by reviewing the new year fireworks display. They also look back at their cultural highlights of 2017.

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Episode 2.4 - Reuben Bourgeois, Pantomime Director

Thu, 09 Nov 2017 18:00:00 +0000

Just in time for Christmas, Hayley and Ruth journey to Norwich to see a production of Cinderella by legendary panto director Reuben Bourgeois (Alex Lynch, @AlexJRLynch) who explains how he is reinventing the pantomime without all that frivolous nonsense like 'fun'.

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Episode 2.3 - Athene Babbard, Theatre Director

Sat, 04 Nov 2017 18:08:00 +0000

This month, Hayley & Ruth journey to a remote Scottish island to meet renowned theatre director Athene Babbard and watch her new version of The Scottish Play (Macbeth). Lucy Trodd (along with Susan) is a member of Showstopper! The Improvised Musical http://www.theshowstoppers.org/ Find Lucy on Twitter @LucyTrodd and book for Twin Peaks themed improv here: http://thenurserytheatre.com/events/10nov2017/

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Episode 2.2 - Soho

Mon, 16 Oct 2017 21:20:00 +0100

Hayley and Ruth attend an invigorating piece of invisible theatre and review a Nordic bakery in London's Soho.

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Episode 2.1 - EdFringe 2017 Post Mortem

Wed, 30 Aug 2017 18:00:00 +0100

Hayley and Ruth are back in London after a gruelling month of reviewing shows in Edinburgh. Hayley's had her heart broken, Ruth may or may not publish a review. Listen to their EdFringe top tips.

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Episode 1.16 - Macey *****

Thu, 11 May 2017 23:00:00 +0100

Hayley & Ruth are on the frontline of art once again as they meet artist Macey ***** in a warehouse in Shoreditch. Guest starring Georgie Morrell as Macey *****.

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Episode 1.15 - Co-op Supermarket

Fri, 07 Apr 2017 16:30:00 +0100

After a listener requested they review the Co-op opposite Charing Cross Station, Hayley and Ruth find themselves at the supermarket at 6am.

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Episode 1.14 - Fintan Cresss

Wed, 08 Mar 2017 01:01:00 +0000

Hayley and Ruth accost world renowned poet Fintan Cresss at the book launch of his latest collection of poems. (With special guest Dan Starkey - @StanDarkley)

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Episode 1.13 - Valentine's Day

Mon, 13 Feb 2017 10:45:00 +0000

Hayley and Ruth discuss how best to spend Valentine's Day and also review some of Hayley's Valentine's cards.

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Episode 1.12 - Christmas

Tue, 20 Dec 2016 11:50:00 +0000

Hayley arrives at Ruth's house on Christmas Day and they spent a quiet Christmas together. Like, seriously quiet. Maybe reviewing Christmas will cheer them both up.

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Episode 1.11 - Stefan van der Huis

Thu, 08 Dec 2016 12:25:00 +0000

Stefan van der Huis is a modern artist whose work has sadly been passed over for the Turner Prize for being too dynamic and thought-provoking. Hayley and Ruth catch up with him at his latest exhibition. With Charlie Kemp: www.iamcharliekemp.com @Kempezofficial

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Episode 1.10 - US Election

Mon, 07 Nov 2016 16:25:00 +0000

With no knowledge or expertise of any kind, Hayley and Ruth are the perfect pundits to give you the facts in the run up to the 2016 US election.

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Episode 1.9 - Halloween special

Sun, 30 Oct 2016 13:30:00 +0000

Hayley & Ruth find themselves at the house party of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend. Hayley struggles with an unwieldy costume while Ruth struggles with some basic social interaction.

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Episode 1.8 - Cabaret star La Poule

Sat, 08 Oct 2016 01:01:00 +0100

Hayley and Ruth meet cabaret performer La Poule after a performance on London's South Bank to talk about art, love and criticism. (Also starring Sarah Louise Young: www.sarah-louise-young.com, @cabaretwhore)

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Episode 1.7 - Little Chef

Wed, 07 Sep 2016 17:10:00 +0100

In this episode Hayely and Ruth stop off at a Motorway Service Station on their way back from Edinburgh where they review the Little Chef menu as a work of literature.

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Episode 1.6 - More EdFringe

Fri, 26 Aug 2016 13:35:00 +0100

With Hayley still AWOL in Edinburgh, Ruth introduces this episode from the Two Stars archive, in which Hayley and Ruth discuss EdFringe digs and the five star rating system.

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Episode 1.5 - EdFringe

Sun, 07 Aug 2016 09:45:00 +0100

With Hayley away in Edinburgh, in this episode we delve into the archives and listen to Hayley & Ruth's journey to the Edinburgh Fringe in 2015.

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Episode 1.4 - Brexit

Sat, 16 Jul 2016 14:20:00 +0100

In this episode, Hayley and Ruth review Britain's decision to leave the EU. With very little knowledge or understanding, they tackle the subjects of Brexit, our new Prime Minister and her choice of Foreign Secretary.

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Episode 1.3 - American Independence

Mon, 04 Jul 2016 16:00:00 +0100

It's the 4th of July so in this episode Hayley & Ruth review American Independence (after Ruth has explained to Hayley what Independence Day is).

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Episode 1.2 - EU Referendum

Tue, 21 Jun 2016 10:20:00 +0100

In this special episode, Hayley and Ruth review the EU referendum. Before it happens.

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Episode 1.1 - Summer Blockbusters

Tue, 07 Jun 2016 07:50:00 +0100

In this first episode, Hayley and Ruth review all the summer blockbusters of 2016. In particular the Angry Birds movie, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates. As is customary, they have not seen any of these films.

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