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I See News



Comedy Audio Drama


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I See News is the hilarious topical podcast from comedian Sam Gore, creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest weekly satire column. Sick of one-dimensional media coverage? The reporters at I See News have access to every parallel world going, pulling in the insights and stories from alternative timelines where anything can happen.


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Episodes:

I See News Season 12 Episode 11: We Shall Flee Them On the Beaches

Sun, 16 Jun 2024 08:00:00 +0100

Nigel Farage makes a dramatic turn to frontline politics, the Prime Minister abandons the D-Day anniversary celebrations early, and every party desperately scrambles to try and grab the public's attention.

In this episode Danny tries a novel new measuring system for assessing the polls, our nature correspondent Sir David Shattanbugger travels the multiverse in search of some elaborate political courtship rituals, and Nigel Farage is given a completely fair and appropriate amount of national airtime to insist he isn't afraid of any milkshake.

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Music: Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://incompetech.com

Music: TensionUnderneath by Lilo Sound
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6583-tensionunderneath
License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)



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I See News Season 12 Episode 10: Election Seizing

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 08:00:00 +0100

Rishi Sunak announces a July general election, Donald Trump is convicted on all counts in his New York trial for falsifying business records, and the Tories try to bring back national service.

In this episode Sebastian Forelock faces an exodus of some of his favourite Tory MPs, our anti-woke correspondent Cruella Hunt travels the multiverse to prove that national service might be exactly what Britain needs, and our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe agrees with Trump that the entire justice system is rigged against him.

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 



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Season 12 Episode 9: Man Versus Bear

Sun, 19 May 2024 08:00:00 +0100

Keir Starmer sets out the Labour party's six missions in a speech to kickstart Labour's general election campaign,  the British economy grows slightly faster than previously expected, and women everywhere choose the company of bears over random men.

In this episode we bring you exclusive audio of the moments after Keir Starmer's big campaign speech, our youth correspondent David Stanier tries to explain why growth might not be the wisest way to measure the health of the economy, and Tegan Marlow struggles to get Sam to understand why so many women are choosing the bear.

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license




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Season 12 Episode 8: Local Election Special

Mon, 06 May 2024 08:00:00 +0100

In this special episode of I See News we devote the entire programme to England's local election results, with surprisingly normal human Tom King and our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock joining Sam in the studio to analyse the results.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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Season 12 Episode 7: Late Night Ransoms

Sun, 21 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0100

The Middle East teeters on the brink of a wider regional war, yet more British politicians are embroiled in outrageous scandals, and Rishi Sunak declares war on the sick and disabled just a week after promising he'd make the country healthier by banning smoking.

In this episode an unlikely hero steps forward with her plan to save the West, we bring you exclusive audio from within the Labour party as yet another MP scandal breaks, and Danny Sutcliffe brings a rather dramatic metaphor to the studio to explain his feelings about the smoking ban.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Rise Of Legends by Sascha Ende
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/12192-rise-of-legends
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Cinema Blockbuster Trailer 15 by Sascha Ende
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4952-cinema-blockbuster-trailer-15
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license 



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The Best of Season 12, Part 1

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 08:00:00 +0100

We're halfway through Season 12 so it's time for the best bits of Episodes 1-6!

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Written by Sam Gore and Mabel Slattery
Edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Music: Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://incompetech.com
 
Music: TensionUnderneath by Lilo Sound
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6583-tensionunderneath
License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)



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Season 12 Episode 6: Kate Revelations

Sun, 24 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The Tories attempt to downplay yet another racism scandal, America's stance on Israel hardens as the UN warns Palestinians in Gaza face a horrific famine, and Princess Catherine ends weeks of speculation by revealing that she is receiving treatment for cancer.

In this episode our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe frantically walks back some of his online speculation following Kate's cancer diagnosis, Tom King looks at America's shifting position on Israel through the prism of the multiverse, and Che Burnley isn't exactly chuffed about Frank Hester's racist criticisms of Diane Abbott.

Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up to our Patreon. Join now as an Early Bird supporter and you can get a massive discount on all of our exclusive content!

Written by Sam Gore and Mabel Slattery
Edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license




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Season 12 Episode 5: A Cutting Hunt

Sun, 10 Mar 2024 08:00:00 +0000

Jeremy Hunt pinches some key Labour policies for his Spring budget, the Prime Minister promises a new definition of extremism to tackle what he calls intimidating protests, and a grim anniversary coincides with International Women's Day.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock is overjoyed with the Spring budget, our nature correspondent Sir David Shattanbugger travels the multiverse in search of the extremophiles now threatening the Tories, and Allyson June Smith looks at Lady Angiolini's damning report into the police's failure to stop the killer of Sarah Everard.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Music: Sneaky Snitch by Kevin MacLeod
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4384-sneaky-snitch
License (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
Artist website: https://incompetech.com
 
Music: TensionUnderneath by Lilo Sound
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6583-tensionunderneath
License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

Music: The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6231-the-lament-piano-solo
Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license





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Season 12 Episode 4: Lindsay Hoyled by His Own Petard

Sun, 25 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The vote on a ceasefire motion in Gaza turns into a day of procedural chaos in Parliament, the right seek to capitalise on claims that threats of political violence are setting the agenda at Westminster, and a key figurehead of the Russian opposition dies not-that-unexpectedly in a remote penal colony.

In this episode we bring you exclusive audio from inside the Labour party on the day Parliament fell apart, Danny Sutcliffe seeks to exploit MP's concerns about their safety to make a quick buck, and our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot argues that sometimes terrible things just happen to anyone who opposes Vladimir Putin.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.




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I See News Season 12 Episode 3: Grab the Popcon

Sun, 11 Feb 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The King is diagnosed with cancer, Rishi Sunak has perhaps his most offensive week yet, Liz Truss launches her latest bowel movement, the government announce their plans to save NHS dentistry, and a beloved children's character becomes the unexpected epicentre of the entire world's angst.

In this episode we bring you the raw, unedited footage of Liz Truss's speech launching the new PopCons movement, our demonic correspondent Red Redmond looks at the nation's oral health, and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock finds himself a new therapist.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license




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Season 12 Episode 2: Genocide Ain't Blameless

Sun, 28 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

The International Court of Justice issue six preliminary rulings in their genocide investigation against Israel, the prospect of a wider war with Russia raises fears of conscription in the UK, and the Royal Family are hit by a series of medical crises.

In this episode President Biden seeks to reassure young voters that are becoming increasingly angry with his support of Israel, Tom King travels the multiverse to see how the private sector might handle the conscription process in World War 3, and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock joins us from his fainting couch as he tries to show his solidarity with our ailing King.

Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up to our Patreon. Join now as an Early Bird supporter and you can get a massive discount on all of our exclusive content!

Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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Season 12 Episode 1: Happy New War!

Sun, 14 Jan 2024 08:00:00 +0000

As Britain joins the US in striking Houthi rebels in Yemen the big parties start preparing for an election year at home, the Horizon Post Office scandal inspires public outrage, and conspiracy theorists everywhere go into a frenzy over the release of the Jeffrey Epstein court papers.

In this episode the network brings you exclusive leaked audio from deep within the Labour party's campaign headquarters, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to explore the warnings the Horizon scandal might have for us about our dependence on IT, and Danny Sutcliffe joins us in the studio to commit some libel.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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Check out Eddie French's new fortnightly sketch show Pick Scraped wherever you get your podcasts!

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The Best of 2023, Part 2

Sun, 31 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

As the year draws to a close, we look back on it with the best I See News sketches from July to December.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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The Best of 2023, Part 1

Sun, 31 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

As the year draws to a close, we look back on it with the best I See News sketches from January to June.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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I See News Season 11 Episode 12: A Tory Christmas Carol

Sun, 17 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's Christmas, which can mean only one thing -  it's time for our Christmas special! Fair warning, I really wouldn't listen to this one as you're tucking into your turkey.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Music: Christmas Theme 2 by Alexander Nakarada
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4775-christmas-theme-2
Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

 Music: Christmas Magic by WinnieTheMoog
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/11889-christmas-magic
Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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The Best of Season 11, Part 2

Sun, 03 Dec 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We've just finished Season 11 so it's time for the best bits of Episodes 7-12!

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

TensionUnderneath by Lilo Sound
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6583-tensionunderneath
License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/




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I See News Season 11 Episode 11: This Sceptred Stone Island

Sun, 19 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

International calls for a ceasefire in Gaza mount with every passing day, the government's Rwanda policy is ruled unlawful by the highest court in the land, Suella Braverman is sacked after undermining the police, and Jeremy Hunt looks forward to potential tax cuts for the rich in next week's Autumn Budget.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock tries to spin yet another reshuffle into something a bit more exciting, our nature correspondent David Shattanbugger reveals some of the other creatures congregating at the Cenotaph elsewhere in the multiverse, and excitable news boy David Stanier shines far too powerful a light on the prospect of slashing inheritance tax. 

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

"Baked Ham David Cameron" by Eddie French

TensionUnderneath by Lilo Sound
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6583-tensionunderneath
License: Attribution 4.0 International (CC BY 4.0)





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I See News Season 11 Episode 10: Disinformation Super Highway

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The war in Gaza enters its fifth brutal week, Nadine Dorries claims Big Tech have dials they turn to push leftwing news on the public, a fundraiser for two sacked Met police officers raises thousands of pounds and the Covid inquiry reveals complete dysfunction at the heart of Boris Johnson's government.

In this episode our new celebrity tech correspondent travels the multiverse to confront Google at their headquarters, Che Burnley joins Sam in the studio to argue why raising money for two police officers sacked for gross misconduct could be seen as a tad racist, and our secret Whitehall source brings us an exclusive recording of Boris Johnson's reaction to the Covid inquiry.

Our Nadine Dorries impersonator in this episode is the fantastic Nerine Skinner - for all her info including her upcoming show at the Leicester Comedy Festival just follow this link:

https://linktr.ee/nerineskinner

Enjoying the show? Don't forget you can get early access to every episode and the stories on the I See You facebook page by signing up to our Patreon. Join now as an Early Bird supporter and you can get a massive discount on all of our exclusive content!

Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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Season 11 Episode 9: Condemnation's What You Need

Sun, 22 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Misinformation is rife as thousands continue to die in Israel's war with Hamas, some social media commentators learn they should really keep their opinions to themselves, and the House of Representatives in the US continues to be gridlocked by Republican infighting.

In this episode Tom King appeals for a bit of common sense on social media, Danny Sutcliffe tries to demonstrate how it's possible to admit your total ignorance of the entire conflict without embarassing yourself, and our regular correspondent from Trumpworld calls in to the show to discuss the Speaker crisis in Congress.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Music: The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
Free download: https://filmmusic.io/song/6231-the-lament-piano-solo
Licensed under CC BY 4.0: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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Season 11 Episode 8: Trainstopping

Sun, 08 Oct 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Israel declares war on Hamas following a series of militant attacks, Rishi Sunak scraps the Manchester leg of HS2 at the Tory conference, and the Conservatives appear to embrace paranoid conspiracy theories about fifteen-minute cities.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock gets a pep talk from Penny Mordaunt at the Tory conference, Tom King looks at the future of the North now that the Manchester leg of HS2 has been cancelled, and our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe makes a triumphant return to the studio to rail against fifteen-minute cities.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Lisa Gorman, Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by John Cooper

The following music was used for this media project:
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/



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Check out Eddie French's new fortnightly sketch show Pick Scraped wherever you get your podcasts!

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Season 11 Episode 7: A Damaged Brand

Sun, 24 Sep 2023 08:00:00 +0100

A joint investigation by Channel 4 and the Sunday Times alleges Russell Brand committed serious sexual crimes at the height of his career, Rishi Sunak rows back on the government's green pledges, and Liz Truss re-emerges to once again defend her abysmal record in power.

In this episode the relentlessly optimistic Tegan Marlow looks at why the term 'innocent until proven guilty' is a fundamental misunderstanding of the legal principle it misrepresents, our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock defends the great green Tory rollback, and the former Prime Minister Liz Truss joins Sam in the studio for an exclusive grilling of her latest porkies.

Our Liz Truss impersonator in this episode is the fantastic Nerine Skinner - for all her info including shows and socials follow this link:

https://linktr.ee/nerineskinner

And if you get the chance, please vote for her in the Funny Women Content Creator Award shortlist:

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The Best of Season 11, Part 1

Sun, 10 Sep 2023 06:00:00 +0100

We're halfway through Season 11 so it's time for the best bits of Episodes 1-6, with a special introduction from Danny Sutcliffe as he carries out some essential maintenance and repair work at the studio.

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Season 11 Episode 6: Prigozhing, Prigozhing, Prigone

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0100

The leader of the Wagner group Yevgeny Prigozhin is reportedly killed after his private jet 'crashes' just outside Moscow, Rishi Sunak invites Mohammed bin Salman to the UK, new figures show inflation may be slowing slightly, and the decision to pull a show Graham Linehan is booked to perform on causes controversy at the Edinburgh Fringe.

In this episode Tom King travels the multiverse to report on another Human Rights Abuses World Cup, our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock has to take drastic action to bring down his own inflation, and our anti-woke pundit Cruella Hunt seeks out some proper comedy with her pals from the GB News universe.

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Season 11 Episode 5: Bibby Stockholm Syndrome

Sun, 13 Aug 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Donald Trump is indicted yet again over his attempts to overthrow the results of the 2020 election, the government's flagship immigration policy turns out to be riddled with Legionnaire's disease, and the Black Country is incensed over the apparently illegal demolition of the Crooked House pub.

In this episode we bring you exclusive leaked voicemails from the desk of Donald Trump as he reacts to the latest indictments, Danny Sutcliffe joins us in the studio to offer immigrants his highly suspect legal advice, and our youth correspondent David Stanier is overjoyed to be given a bit of local news to sink his chainsaw's teeth into.

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Season 11 Episode 4: Death by a Thousand Coutts

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0100

July becomes the hottest month in recorded human history, the controversy over Nigel Farage's bank account causes heads to roll at the Natwest Group, and Barbenheimer takes cinemas by storm.

In this episode our environmental correspondent David Shattanbugger travels the multiverse to look at the future of our warming planet, Sebastian Forelock joins us in the studio to take a novel approach to his usual bootlicking over the Nigel Farage story, and Allyson June Smith seeks to escape the conservative backlash to the Barbie movie.

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Season 11 Episode 3: Huwdunnit

Sun, 16 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Huw Edwards is named as the BBC presenter at the heart of the cash for photos scandal, public sector workers are offered pay rises of between 6 and 7 per cent, Britain celebrates 75 years of the NHS and Elon Musk curses the rise of Threads.

In this episode our demonic correspondent Red Redmond looks at an increasingly hostile media and political landscape for LGBT people, Sebastian Forelock travels the multiverse to see what the future holds for the NHS, and enthusiastic news boy David Stanier tries to convince the kids that they shouldn't be backing anyone in the battle of the social media billionaires.

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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 11 Episode 2: What a Bunch of Wagners

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 08:00:00 +0100

The leader of the Wagner group leads a convoy towards Moscow in an apparent mutiny, the world is gripped by the Titan submersible saga, and Rishi Sunak drastically changes his tune when it comes to the pay recommendations of the independent pay review bodies.

In this episode our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot sets out to challenge the Western narrative on Putin's slipping grip on power, Cruella Hunt travels the multiverse to prove it was actually woke culture that doomed the Titan submarine, and Tom King tries to fix the energy crisis with an engine powered by pure Tory hypocrisy.

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Season 11 Episode 1: Ticking Off the Populists

Sun, 18 Jun 2023 10:00:00 +0100

(PLEASE NOTE - this is a re-upload of this episode, as the original had faulty audio. Really sorry about that!)

Boris Johnson spectacularly quits as an MP as the Privileges Committee find he misled Parliament, and Donald Trump is hit with thirty-seven federal charges.

In this episode we have more exclusive leaked audio from our Whitehall source as Boris Johnson seeks to rally the support of his former staff, our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe has been travelling the multiverse to see if he can find any truth behind Johnson's claim of a plot against him, and Donald Trump blows up on Truth Social after being charged under the Espionage Act.

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The Best of Season 10, Part 3

Sun, 04 Jun 2023 08:00:00 +0100

It's time for our favourite bits of the last third of Season 10, featuring the best headlines and sketches from episodes 9 to 12. From hereon in I See News will be going fortnightly in an attempt to preserve both my sanity and the quality of each episode, so we'll be back with the start of Season 11 on the 16th of June.

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Season 10 Episode 12: I'm Pickin' Up Good Migrations

Sun, 28 May 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Suella Braverman successfully speeds away from another investigation into her conduct, Boris Johnson denies claims about new Covid rule breaches, and legal migration in 2022 hits a record high.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe sees a business opportunity in Suella Braverman's predicament, Tom King laments the level of political debate over immigration in the UK, and our Whitehall source has yet more leaked audio as Boris Johnson seeks to clear his name for the hundredth time this year.

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Season 10 Episode 11: National Oo-ervatism

Sun, 21 May 2023 08:00:00 +0100

The inaugural National Conservatism conference in London throws up some awkward headlines for the Tories, Jacob Rees-Mogg accidentally says the quiet part out loud, and British bill payers are warned they're going to have to front the costs of some desperately needed improvements to Britain's ageing sewage system.

In this episode Che Burnley joins Sam in the studio to reflect on some of the batshit nonsense coming out of NatCon, Sebastian Forelock is selectively outraged at our politician's blatant attempts at gerrymandering, and Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to redirect the flow of the stinking news that water bills are set to rise.

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Season 10 Episode 10: Coalition Improbable

Sun, 14 May 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Labour and the Liberal Democrats mutually refuse to rule out the prospect of forming a coalition government, Donald Trump is found liable for sexual abuse by a New York civil trial, and the London Met faces criticism for its handling of protests during the Coronation.

In this episode our anti-woke correspondent Cruella Hunt travels the multiverse in defence of pre-emptive policing, the relentlessly optimistic Tegan Marlow tries to find the positives in a potential Labour/Lib Dem coalition government, and average everyday American John McDonalds is on the line to defend Donald Trump.

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Season 10 Episode 9: Rishi Takes a Coronation Kicking

Sun, 07 May 2023 08:00:00 +0100

King Charles and Queen Camilla officially become the new monarchs in a day of expensive pageantry, Rishi Sunak's Conservatives suffer huge losses in the local elections, and the BBC looks to appoint a new Chair following the departure of Richard Sharp.

In this episode our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock applauds the new King one-handed, Danny Sutcliffe seeks new employment at the BBC, and Tom King travels the multiverse to try and find out just what's in the water over at the Tory party HQ.

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The Best of Season 10, Part 2

Sun, 30 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0100

It's time for the best bits of the midsection of Season 10, featuring the best sketches from episodes 5 to 8.

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Season 10 Episode 8: Ta-Raab

Sun, 23 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Dominic Raab is found to be a bully and resigns from the government, Fox News settle with Dominion for nearly eight hundred million dollars and a day of reckoning comes for the Tufton Street think tanks influencing government policy.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent is very conflicted about Raab's downfall, Tom King travels to Florida with an exclusive report on Rupert Murdoch's other legal woes, and our youth correspondent David Stanier brings an actual tank to a think-tank fight.

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Season 10 Episode 7: Deck the Pub With Rows of Gollies

Sun, 16 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0100

President Biden completes a whirlwind tour of Ireland, the Home Secretary receives a scathing broadside over her rhetoric from members of her own party, and a mystery hacker hijacks the network to offer their own contribution to the state of political discourse in the UK.

In this episode we bring you exclusive behind the scenes audio from President Biden's visit to Ireland, Sam goes in search of the mystery hacker hijacking the studio broadcast, and Che Burnley joins us in the studio to discuss the latest racial controversy surrounding Suella Braverman.

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Season 10 Episode 6: The Sturgeon Question

Sun, 09 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0100

The husband of the former First Minister of Scotland is arrested and released without charge as the police investigate the SNP's finances, Donald Trump seeks to rally his supporters in the face of some serious legal troubles of his own, and the Conservatives and Labour trade barbs in the run-up to May's local elections.

In this episode Tom King ends up becoming a direct witness to Nicola Sturgeon cutting a bloody path of vengeance across Scotland, Donald Trump tries to rally his supporters after being arraigned on criminal charges, and our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock seeks to take off the veneer of political spin in the run-up to May's local elections.

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Season 10 Episode 5: Nitrous Ex-Highs

Sun, 02 Apr 2023 08:00:00 +0100

Donald Trump becomes the first former President in history to be indicted on criminal charges, Robert Jenrick announces plans to house refugees in ex-military bases, the government overrules its own advisers by banning nitrous oxide, and teachers get offered yet another raw deal by Gillian Keegan.

In this episode Sam does his best to summarise the news we've missed over the last two weeks, Danny Sutcliffe branches out into the bakery business, Allyson June Smith explains why the Education Secretary's maths don't add up and the relentlessly optimistic Tegan Marlow travels the multiverse to find out where we'd really be housing migrants if Suella Braverman thought she could get away with it.

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The Best of Season 10, Part 1

Sun, 26 Mar 2023 09:00:00 +0100

It's time for the best bits of the first third of Season 10, featuring the best sketches from episodes 1 to 4.

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Season 10 Episode 4: What a Bunch of Bankers

Sun, 19 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Jeremy Hunt unveils his Spring budget to the delight of financially secure older Tory voters everywhere and two medium-sized banks in the US collapse entirely, once again raising fears about the security of our financial systems.

This week Danny steps in to cover Sam after he's struck down by Covid, and he welcomes our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock into the studio to discuss the Spring budget. Over in the States, our demonic correspondent Red Redmond struggles to report on the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank on an empty stomach.

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Intermission: Asylum Special

Sun, 12 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

We interrupt our regular schedule to bring you this special report on the government's proposed new asylum laws, fronted by the network's favourite immigrant Allyson June Smith. Provided she doesn't say anything that our Tory chairman then demands we suspend her for, that is.

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Season 10 Episode 3: Windsor Change are Blowing

Sun, 05 Mar 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Rishi Sunak unveils his solution to the Northern Ireland Protocol, Boris Johnson appears to fall foul of the Privileges Committee, and Matt Hancock's pandemic WhatsApp messages are leaked to the Telegraph by his own ghostwriter.

In this episode our top secret source at Westminster hands us an exclusive recording of Boris Johnson's reaction to the Windsor Framework, Danny Sutcliffe attempts to restore the power sharing agreement with his neighbour, and Tom King travels the multiverse in search of a suitable allegory for Matt Hancock's latest embarrassment.

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Season 10 Episode 2: You Say Tomato, Aldi Says We're Out Though

Sun, 26 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Supermarkets ration the sales of some vegetables, it's the anniversary of the start of the war in Ukraine, and the rightwing media are livid that Penguin Publishing seeks to edit the works of Roald Dahl.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock joins us in the studio to defend Therese Coffey, Alexander Notabot reflects on Vladimir Putin's speech marking the anniversary of his 'special military operation,' and our anti-woke pundit Cruella Hunt travels to the GB News universe to find like-minded allies in the war against censorship.

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Written by Sam Gore and Kat Ford
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Season 10 Episode 1: Come Spy With Me

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Nicola Sturgeon announces her resignation as First Minister of Scotland, the new deputy chair of the Tory Party is already courting controversy, and conspiracy theories abound over the repeated sightings of spy balloons over North America.

In this episode Lee Anderson joins us in the studio to defend himself over accusations of dishonesty, Tom King reflects on Nicola Sturgeon's tenure as First Minister, and our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe goes on his most ambitious undercover mission yet - as a Chinese spy balloon.

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The Best of Season 9, Part 3

Sun, 12 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's time for the best bits of the final third of Season 9, featuring the best headlines and sketches from episodes 9 to 12.

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Season 9 Episode 12: Sleazy Livin'

Sun, 05 Feb 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Rishi Sunak struggles with endemic sleaze within the Tory party, half a million British workers including teachers walk out in the biggest day of strike action for a decade, and Boris Johnson spectacularly claims that President Putin once threatened to have him assassinated.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock is feeling surprisingly relaxed about the rampant corruption in the Tory party, our anti-woke correspondent Cruella Hunt seeks to knock some common sense into the nation's educators, and I See News brings you exclusive leaked audio of the call between Boris Johnson and Vladimir Putin in the run-up to Russia's invasion of Ukraine.

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Season 9 Episode 11: Zahawi There Yet?

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

The row over Nadhim Zahawi's tax affairs deepens, Boris Johnson denies any wrongdoing over his relationship with the chair of the BBC, and Germany and the US pledge new tanks to the Ukrainian war effort.

In this episode our youth correspondent David Stanier checks to make sure Nadhim Zahawi's stables are still nice and warm, I See News has an exclusive secret recording of the dinner meeting between Boris Johnson and Richard Sharp, and our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot sets out to explain how Russia will counter the new tanks coming to the battlefront in Ukraine.

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Season 9 Episode 10: Belt and (tax) Evasive

Sun, 22 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Strap in, everyone! Westminster moves to block the Scottish government's Gender Recognition Reform Bill, the UK's largest education union announces eight days of strike action for teachers in England and Wales, and Suella Braverman insists the things she definitely said were taken completely out of the obvious context in which she obviously said them.

In this episode Tegan Marlow desperately searches the multiverse for a way to detoxify the spat over Scotland's gender reform bill, Tom King starts to get deja vu after the NEU announce strike action for teachers in England and Wales, and our anti-woke correspondent Cruella Hunt is furious at the dishonest way Suella Braverman's comments have been reported.

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Season 9 Episode 9: Strike While The Lying's Hot

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

Rishi Sunak announces five pledges to relaunch himself at the start of the New Year, unions criticise the government's draconian new anti-strike legislation, and the release of Prince Harry's book sends the British press into complete hysteria.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe travels the multiverse to find out where the Tory party get all their ideas from, Tom King looks at Rishi Sunak's combative approach to the trade unions, and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock attempts to prove that he and his colleagues have been perfectly reasonable in their response to the release of Harry's book Spare.

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The Best of 2022, Part 2

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's the first half of our round-up of 2022, with a sketch for each of the last six months of the year.

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The Best of 2022, Part 1

Sun, 08 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's the first half of our round-up of 2022, with a sketch for each of the first six months of the year.

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The Best of Season 9, Part 2

Sun, 01 Jan 2023 08:00:00 +0000

It's time for the best bits of the midsection of Season 9, featuring headlines and sketches from episodes 5 to 8.

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Season 9 Episode 8: Barclay, It's Bold You Lie

Sun, 25 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Merry Christmas, everyone! We hope you're having a fantastic holiday and enjoy this episode whenever you actually get round to listening to it.

Stephen Barclay ups the ante in the blame game with striking NHS workers, Donald Trump is hit with a double whammy of embarrassing tax revelations and potential criminal charges, and in the rightwing press, the 'War on Christmas' enters its thousandth winter.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock visits the studio to defend the government's position on NHS pay, Donald Trump takes to Truth Social to attack the January 6th committee, and our anti-woke correspondent Cruella Hunt takes to the Winterval markets to find out why you can't even say Christmas any more.

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Season 9 Episode 7: Strike, Strike, Baby

Sun, 18 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Nurses walk out in their largest ever display of industrial action in British history, the release of the second half of Harry and Meghan's Netflix documentary sends the rightwing press into a tizzy, and the growing influence of AI art threatens the livelihoods of artists and designers everywhere.

In this episode Tom King travels the multiverse to see if this Christmas would be better off without the influence of the trade unions, Sebastian Forelock and Darren Campaign-Finance Grimes join Sam in the studio to debate the revelations in Harry and Meghan's Netflix documentary, and Danny Sutcliffe crashes the broadcast to express his concerns about the rise of AI art.

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Season 9 Episode 6: 'Tis The Season To Be Freezin'

Sun, 11 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

More industrial action across the festive period is announced, Baroness Mone requests a leave of absence from the House of Lords, and the black charity boss interrogated by Lady Hussey says she is now facing a torrent of online abuse.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe decides there's profit to be made from this winter of discontent and starts another business venture, our youth correspondent David Stanier has those who profited from the PPE procurement process in his sights, and Che Burnley joins Sam in the studio to talk about the impact of constant low-level racial discrimination.

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Season 9 Episode 5: Kanyes to the Left of Me, Nazis to the Right

Sun, 04 Dec 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The Labour party seek to draw an electoral battle line over the VAT exemption on private school fees, an antisemitic Kanye West causes problems for Donald Trump, and the debate over LGBTQ+ rights starts to fade as the World Cup progresses.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover at Eton to see what advantages a private education can get you, the network obtains exclusive voicemails from Donald Trump following his disastrous meeting with Kanye West's new friends at Mar a Lago, and our demonic correspondent Red Redmond travels to Heaven to find out just how Christian some anti-trans voices in the West really are.

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The Best of Season 9, Part 1

Sun, 27 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

It's time for the best bits of the start of Season 9, featuring headlines and sketches from episodes 1 to 4.

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Season 9 Episode 4: While Bi Qatar Gently Weeps

Sun, 20 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The World Cup kicks off in Qatar, Jeremy Hunt unveils his Autumn budget, and the government continues to peddle fairytales about the 'opportunities' of Brexit even in the face of economic armageddon.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock thoroughly enjoys having his belt tightened, the relentlessly optimistic Tegan Marlow tries to get into the pro-Brexit mindset, and Tom King travels the multiverse in search of a sporting spectacle to rival the human rights abuses of the World Cup.

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Season 9 Episode 3: Bullying Me, Bullying You

Sun, 13 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Climate protests continue to disrupt the UK as world leaders gather for COP27, Gavin Williamson resigns from the cabinet following allegations of bullying behaviour, and the American midterms are nowhere near as disastrous for Joe Biden and the Democrats as many were predicting.

In this episode we have exclusive audio from a White House press rehearsal of Biden's post-midterms speech, Allyson June Smith wonders why Rishi Sunak is so hopelessly dependent on bullies and blowhards, and our undercover correspondent Danny Sutcliffe gets stuck right in with Just Stop Oil. 

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Season 9 Episode 2: Rate Hikes and Hate Crimes

Sun, 06 Nov 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Suella Braverman doubles down on her inflammatory use of language as her job hangs in the balance, the Bank of England hikes interest rates again, and America looks forward to some of the most divisive and politically charged midterm elections in its history.

In this episode our anti-woke correspondent Suella Hunt takes to the streets to see if regular Brits really do think the refugee crisis is an 'invasion,' our regular contributor from Trumpworld calls in to discuss the American midterms, and Tom King travels the multiverse to see if he can't find a way to help Jeremy Hunt sell his tax increases to the British public.

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Season 9 Episode 1: Liz Dead, Sunak Mended

Sun, 30 Oct 2022 07:00:00 +0000

We're back with Season 9 of I See News!

Rishi Sunak finally gets his turn on the revolving carousel of conservative Prime Ministers, promising a cabinet filled with integrity and competency. Meanwhile, his Home Secretary Suella Braverman immediately faces questions over her integrity and competence, and Boris Johnson skulks away into the shadows having failed to win over his party.

In this episode our new relentlessly optimistic correspondent Tegan Marlow travels the multiverse to find a Tory voter who's evolved beyond criticism, Danny Sutcliffe comes to the studio to defend Suella Braverman, and our confidential source at Westminster gifts the network with some leaked audio from behind the closed doors of Boris Johnson's failed leadership campaign.

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The Best of Season 8, Part 3

Sun, 23 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0100

As always, the biggest story breaks in our down week, and it's time for our regular compilation of the best bits from the last four podcasts. Please enjoy this delectable selection of headlines and sketches from the final third of Season 8, before we return with Season 9 and yet another new Prime Minister next Sunday.

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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.

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Season 8 Episode 12: Kwarteng, Kwarteng, Gone

Sun, 16 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Liz Truss performs yet another U-turn by sacking her Chancellor and reversing another central plank of her fiscal platform, the markets continue to voice their displeasure with the government, and Elon Musk appoints himself as the best placed negotiator to end the war in Ukraine.

In this episode Tom King travels to the hostile alternative reality currently raging inside the head of Liz Truss, Danny Sutcliffe makes his disturbing return to the network, and our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot sets out to the thank the CEO of Tesla for intervening in the war effort.

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Season 8 Episode 11: A Breakdown in Truss

Sun, 09 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0100

The Tory conference doesn't exactly go to plan, Liz Truss seeks to make just about everybody her enemy, and yet another anti-woke culture war pundit is determined to tackle the really big story of the week.

In this episode our youth correspondent David Stanier attempts to simplify all of the Tory drama of the last week for our younger listeners, our conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock demonstrates the dangers of joining the anti-growth coalition, and our anti-woke pundit Cruella Hunt demonstrates the importance of having proper priorities in journalism as the world teeters on the brink of armageddon.

Written by Sam Gore, Kat Ford and David Stanier
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Intermission: Don't Call It A Budget

Sun, 02 Oct 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Sam is unavailable this week so hosting duties fall to Sebastian, who thinks it's only fair to flee across the multiverse until the fiscal dust settles.

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Season 8 Episode 10: Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Mini Budget Poverty-Nee

Sun, 25 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Liz Truss attempts to stamp her authority right across the face of the civil service, Kwasi Kwarteng massively undersells the size of his mini-budget, and Vladimir Putin drastically raises the stakes of the war in Ukraine.

In this episode we bring you yet more exclusive leaked audio from behind the scenes at Number 10, featuring our new Prime Minister for the very first time. Tom King offers his thoughts on the grotesque injustice of Kwasi Kwarteng's mini budget, and our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot attempts to prove that everyone in Russia is overjoyed at the news of the military mobilisation.

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Season 8 Episode 9: What A Queue, Couldn't Escape If I Wanted To

Sun, 18 Sep 2022 11:00:00 +0100

The United Kingdom braces for the Queen's funeral after ten days of mourning pauses all political debate, republicans are told the very point at which we appoint a new head of state is neither the time nor place to suggest it maybe shouldn't happen, and some protesters even find themselves arrested and charged as the country moves past the New Elizabethan era.

In this episode our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock has just about recovered his senses and joins us in the studio for a balanced debate about the future role of our monarchy, opposite our broadcast colleague from across the multiverse; Darren Campaign-Finance Grimes (no relation) of I See GB News. Also, Tom King makes the argument that we should really start doing some politics again soon, and Che Burnley joins Sam to talk about the role of the police in our democracy.

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The Best of Season 8, Part 2

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 09:00:00 +0100

It's a double whammy of podcast goodness this week! As well as our special tribute to the Queen in the previous episode, it's also time for our regular compilation of the best bits from the last four podcasts. Please enjoy this delectable selection of headlines and sketches from episodes 5 to 8 of season 8.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod
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Artist website: https://incompetech.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.




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I See News: A Royal Tribute

Sun, 11 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +0100

This week we interrupt our regularly scheduled programming in the wake of the sad news of the death of Her Royal Highness, Queen Elizabeth the Second. We join our sibling broadcasters in the mainstream media by suspending our usual coverage to bring you this special tribute programme, fronted by our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock.

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Season 8 Episode 8: In Liz We Truss

Sun, 04 Sep 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Voting closes in the Tory leadership election, Ukraine starts a counteroffensive aimed at pushing back the Russian occupiers in Kherson, and British pubs warn they are facing extinction without direct support from the government.

In this episode our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot seeks to dispel some myths about the 'special military operation' in Ukraine, our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock thinks we should be talking about somebody else entirely rather than Liz Truss, and Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to see how our businesses and public services might have to adapt without government support for soaring energy bills.

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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 8 Episode 7: Missing, Inaction

Sun, 28 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0100

The British government appear to go completely AWOL as the energy price cap rises by 80%, everyone's least favourite feminist Andrew Tate is banned from more social media platforms, and the nation's criminal barristers join the growing strike movement.

In this episode we have another exclusive leaked recording from Boris Johnson's last days in power, Danny Sutcliffe joins Sam in the studio to break down just why Andrew Tate is so popular with certain men, and our anti-woke correspondent Cruella Hunt travels the multiverse in search of a reality unburdened by those meddlesome activist lefty lawyers Rishi Sunak hates so much.

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Season 8 Episode 6: Beach Jobby Ready

Sun, 21 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Supermarkets start offering interest-free loans in the face of the total absence of further government support for the cost of living crisis, Donald Trump continues to stoke violent intentions in the US, and water companies once again flood Britain's rivers and beaches with raw sewage.

In this episode our youth correspondent David Stanier travels the multiverse to look at the worrying trajectory payday loans for food shopping may have put us on, Sam talks to our regular contributor from deep within the MAGAsphere John McDonalds, and we welcome back our environmental correspondent David Shattanbugger, who's been hopping dimensions to see how evolution might cope with our disgustingly tainted beaches.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 8 Episode 5: I've Got Bills, They're Multiplying

Sun, 14 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0100

The latest projections suggest British households could be paying £5000 a year for energy by January, Donald Trump's home is raided by the FBI investigating him under the Espionage Act, and the wheels appear to be coming off Rishi Sunak's leadership campaign.

In this episode our demonic correspondent Red Redmond interviews a chief executive at Shell about the cost of living crisis, Tom King looks at just what's gone so horribly wrong for Donald Trump this week, and our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock sees his Tory member get positively excited at the launch of Rishi Sunak's new three-word slogan.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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The Best of Season 8, Part 1

Sun, 07 Aug 2022 08:00:00 +0100

We're done with Episodes 1-4, so it's time for the best sketches and headlines from the start of Season 8! 

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Music: Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod
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Artist website: https://incompetech.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.



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Season 8 Episode 4: One Strike and You're Out

Sun, 31 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Sir Keir Starmer infuriates the unions by firing junior transport minister Sam Tarry for joining the picket lines, the UK has its driest start to the year in decades raising fears of drought, and the Lionesses look to make women's footballing history with a win in the final of the European Championship.

In this episode Tom King travels the multiverse to find out if Keir Starmer will ever find his Goldilocks zone of being just radical enough, Danny Sutcliffe refuses to bow down to the machinations of Big Water and Allyson June Smith has been getting the spare room ready, because football's coming home.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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Season 8 Episode 3: The Great British Bake Hot

Sun, 24 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Britain swelters in record-breaking 40 degree heat, Liz Truss emerges as the frontrunner for the next Prime Minister, and the Forde Report lays bare the factional infighting at the heart of the Labour Party.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent travels the multiverse to explore what Liz Truss' glorious pork markets might actually look like, Che Burnley joins us in the studio to discuss the ugly racism laid bare in the Forde Report, and our new anti-woke correspondent Cruella Hunt tears apart climate hysteria as she pines for the summer of 1976.

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Written by Sam Gore, Che Burnley and Kat Ford
 Edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Intermission: Danny's Campaign Launch

Sun, 17 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Sam's away this weekend, so it's time for a brief intermission from our regularly scheduled programming.

In this episode Danny takes over the studio to outline his vision for the future of the country, as he attempts to win over some more support for his campaign to become the next Tory leader.



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Season 8 Episode 2: Sleaze Means Leave

Sun, 10 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +0100

After a string of ministerial resignations, Boris Johnson's political career implodes spectacularly and he is forced to resign.

In this special episode we devote our entire broadcast to the chaos now engulfing the Conservative party. Our nauseatingly deferential correspondent Sebastian Forelock offers his eulogy for the political career of his hero, Danny Sutcliffe goes deep undercover in the leadership race at Tory HQ, and I See News brings you exclusive leaked audio from the interview process that saw Christopher Pincher appointed the deputy chief whip in the first place.

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Written by Sam Gore and edited by Sam Gore
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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 8 Episode 1: Caught in a Pincher Movement

Sun, 03 Jul 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Yet another Conservative MP is embroiled in a sexual assault scandal, Nato pledges its long-term commitment to Ukraine, the States struggles to come to terms with its new post Roe V Wade reality, and the government fail to account for Mick Lynch becoming the unlikely hero of the RMT strikes.

In this episode Sam looks at the latest controversy groping away at the Conservative majority, our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot sets out to thank Russia's  Western supporters, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to see what the future holds for women in America, and our youth correspondent David Stanier starts a union of his very own.

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier
Edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.




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The Best Of Season 7, Part 3

Sun, 26 Jun 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Last week marked the end of Season 7, so it's time for the best bits of episodes 9-12. We'll be back properly with the start of Season 8 next week!

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 7 Episode 12: Yearning To Fly

Sun, 19 Jun 2022 08:00:00 +0100

The government's first planned deportation flight to Rwanda is thwarted by legal challenges, the January 6th committee seeks to make the case for Donald Trump's seditious conspiracy to the American people, and an engineer at Google claims the company has accidentally created the world's first sentient artificial intelligence.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock travels the multiverse in search of a Tory Britain free of the moral shackles of the ECHR, our favourite MAGA fanboy John McDonalds calls in to once again defend Donald Trump, and Danny Sutcliffe builds a rather unsavoury relationship with LAMda, the Google chatbot who insists it can feel love.

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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 7 Episode 11: Putsch Flaccidy

Sun, 12 Jun 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Conservative rebels fail in their bid to force out Boris Johnson, the Chancellor is accused of making another mistake that's costly to the British taxpayer, and Sajid Javid appears to have grand plans for modernising the NHS and making it more productive.

In this episode we have more exclusive leaked audio from 10 Downing Street, this time capturing the bitter infighting within the Tory party. Elsewhere, Tom King weighs up whether or not the Conservatives really are the party of fiscal responsibility, and our undercover correspondent Danny Sutcliffe heads to the Department of Health and Social Care to make a quick few quid.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore 
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I See News theme by Eddie French
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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Battle Ambience’ by Michael Ghelfi Studios: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi
 
‘Stock Exchange Trading Floor Ambience’ by PlayedNFaved: https://www.patreon.com/playednfaved



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Season 7 Episode 10: Jubileezy Does it

Sun, 05 Jun 2022 08:00:00 +0100

The Queen celebrates 70 years on the British throne, the government does a less than competent job of squashing a report on the Home Office's inconvenient history of racism, and British holidaymaker's travel plans are ruined by chaos at the airport.

It's our Jubilee special! In this episode Sam gets a little carried away with the patriotic fervour, our Royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock designs his own special tribute to Her Majesty, Che Burnley joins us in the studio to discuss his favourite British institution, and Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse in search of an easier way to get away from the crowds this half term.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore 
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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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‘Chambers of Torture’ by Michael Gelfi Studios: https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi

Music: Caribbean Steel Drum Happiness - Doug Maxwell
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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 7 Episode 9: Here Sue Gray, (Somehow Not) Gone Tomorrow

Sun, 29 May 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Sue Gray is finally able to release the report of her investigation into the Partygate scandal, Rish Sunak announces a raft of measures to help households weather the cost of living crisis, and monkeypox outbreaks across the world continue to cause concern.

In this episode I See News has a exclusive audio from the private meeting between Boris Johnson and Sue Gray, Tom King breaks down Rishi Sunak's new measures while refusing to address the conspiracy theories that his announcements were conveniently timed, and Danny Sutcliffe travels the multiverse in pursuit of his own personal monkeypox-free utopia.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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The Best of Season 7, Part 2

Sun, 22 May 2022 08:00:00 +0100

We're done with Episodes 5-8, so it's time for the best sketches and headlines from the middle section of Season 7! 

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 7 Episode 8: The Would-Be King's Speech

Sun, 15 May 2022 08:00:00 +0100

The Prince of Wales fills in for the Queen at the State Opening of Parliament, the Labour leader takes drastic action to set himself apart from Boris Johnson, and Conservative MP Lee Anderson wants everybody apart from him to take personal responsibility for spiralling poverty.

In this episode our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock downplays the suggestion that the sun may be setting on the reign of Queen Elizabeth, Tom King travels to Durham to see what all the Keir Starmer fuss is about, and passionate amateur cook Danny Sutcliffe bakes up a four-letter response to Lee Anderson's characterisation of the nation's poorest families.

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Season 7 Episode 7: The Supreme Court Says You Can't De-Foetus

Sun, 08 May 2022 08:00:00 +0100

The local and Northern Irish Assembly election results are in, the UK's economic outlook is looking increasingly grim, and the Supreme Court in the US moves to strike down Roe vs Wade.

In this episode we have another exclusive leaked recording from inside Boris Johnson's administration, Danny Sutcliffe comes to the studio to apologise for behaving inappropriately at work, and our demonic correspondent Red Redmond looks at the future of women's reproductive rights over in the US.

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Season 7 Episode 6: Don't Uncross The Boss

Sun, 01 May 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Russian security forces claim they have foiled an attempted assassination of a Russian journalist, Angela Rayner is accused of deliberately distracting the Prime Minister by uncrossing her legs, and Elon Musk agrees to buy Twitter in its entirety.

In this episode our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot is evading shadowy hitmen somewhere in the multiverse, Allyson June Smith double-bags her legs in preparation for a studio discussion with Sam about sexual misconduct at Westminster, and our youth correspondent David Stanier explores just what the world's richest man might want with a social media platform with the power to reshape democracies.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 7, Episode 5: (You're Being Sent To) Rwanda Forever

Sun, 24 Apr 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Boris Johnson finds himself referred to the Privileges Committee for investigation, Tories continue to make feeble excuses for their leader's actions, and Priti Patel announces her latest plan to curb illegal immigration.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock travels the multiverse to find a safe space to rehearse his defence of the Prime Minister, Danny Sutcliffe gatecrashes the studio to ambush Sam with a cake and Allyson June Smith takes a look at the Home Secretary's plan to send refugees to Rwanda.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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The Best of Season 7, Part 1

Sun, 17 Apr 2022 08:00:00 +0100

We're done with Episodes 1-4, so it's time for the best sketches and headlines from the start of Season 7! 

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.

The typical horror strings by Sascha Ende®
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Season 7 Episode 4: War Crimes, They Are A-Changin'

Sun, 10 Apr 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Russian troops commit acts of unspeakable brutality as they withdraw from northern Ukraine, Ketanji Brown-Jackson becomes the first black woman appointed to the US Supreme Court, Nadine Dorries announces plans to sell off Channel 4 and some boomers on social media think the cost of living crisis is nothing compared to what they went through.

In this episode Che Burnley joins Sam in the studio to discuss the political theatre of Brown-Jackson's confirmation hearings, Tom King explains why the sale of Channel 4 is a stupid idea even for Dorries, and Danny Sutcliffe travels the multiverse in search of a place he can safely overdose on nostalgia.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
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Intermission: NATO Security Call

Sun, 03 Apr 2022 08:00:00 +0100

Apologies for another intermission episode this week, but unfortunately Omicron finally came knocking at the door of I See News and I've been absolutely wiped out by it. We'll be back properly with Episode 4 of this season next week, but for now please enjoy this tasty placeholder.

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Season 7 Episode 3: P&Oh Dear

Sun, 27 Mar 2022 09:00:00 +0100

The war in Ukraine enters its second month, Rishi Sunak appears to have very few solutions to the cost of living crisis, P&O sink their reputation to the bottom of the ocean and Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe isn't all that pleased with the Foreign Office.

In this episode Sam tries and fails to book moneysaving expert Martin Lewis, Tom King travels the multiverse to see what would have happened had P&O followed the law, and Allyson June Smith questions why internet trolls think Nazanin Zaghari-Ratcliffe isn't being grateful enough.

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Intermission: I See FSB News

Sun, 20 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Please do not adjust your sets! I See News is on an unscheduled hiatus this week, and will return properly with Episode 3 next Sunday. Until then, please enjoy this absolutely impartial report from our guest host, esteemed Russian journalist Alexander Notabot.

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Season 7 Episode 2: Scratching the Abramovitch

Sun, 13 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The UK sanctions more Russians and calls for a Nato no-fly zone increase as the war in Ukraine continues to escalate, the Home Office struggles to get a grip on yet another refugee crisis, and the usual opportunists crawl out of the woodwork to try and twist the coming energy crisis to their own agenda.

In this episode Tom King travels the multiverse to get a better look at just how disastrous a direct Nato intervention in Ukraine could be, our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock tries to defend Priti Patel's humanitarian efforts and enthusiastic news boy David Stanier tries to explain the blowback of sanctions for the kids.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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The typical horror strings by Sascha Ende®
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Season 7 Episode 1: Ukraine, He Saw, He Faltered

Sun, 06 Mar 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We're back with the start of Season 7! Russia brings total war to Ukraine, the West struggles with how best to react, and some of your favourite right-wing commentators try to pin the whole thing on woke culture.

In this episode our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot tries to offer an alternative view from the front lines, our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe enlists the help of his neighbour Gerald to explain Ukraine's complicated history, and our demonic correspondent Red Redmond gets sucked into the debate over the  war in Ukraine very much against their will.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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The Best of Season 6, Part 3

Sun, 27 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Last week marked the end of Season 6, so it's time for the best bits of episodes 9-12. We'll be back properly with the start of Season 7 next week!

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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 6 Episode 12: I See You Vlady, Fakin' Donbas

Sun, 20 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Ukraine teeters on a knife-edge under the threat of a full Russian invasion, Britain's politicians seek to undo some of the compromising investment we've historically accepted from Russians with close links to the Kremlin, and Prince Andrew settles Virginia Giuffre's sex abuse claim against him out of court.

In this episode our resident shill Danny Sutcliffe turns his hand to war profiteering, Allyson June Smith travels to London to look at how Russian money has got its hooks into our democracy, and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock celebrates what only he could possibly see as an absolute win for the monarchy.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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"Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org



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Season 6 Episode 11: Cressida Dick's Out For Harambe

Sun, 13 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The Mayor of London forces out the commissioner of the Metropolitan Police, anti-lockdown convoy protests in Canada inspire copycat movements around the world and the Queen passes an extraordinary milestone.

In this episode Tom King wonders what's next for the Met and its Partygate investigation, our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe attempts to explain some of the legal logic of his fellow non-conformists, and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock travels the multiverse to demonstrate the importance of following our reality's royal line of accession.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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‘Medieval City Ambience’ by https://www.patreon.com/MichaelGhelfi
 



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Season 6 Episode 10: Price Cap, Baby, Price Cap

Sun, 06 Feb 2022 08:00:00 +0000

The Sue Gray report offers a stinging rebuke of Number 10 even in its heavily censored form, the Foreign Secretary unveils tough new plans for Russian sanctions in the event of war in Ukraine, and the UK regulator raises the price cap by a staggering 54%, leaving businesses and households facing a huge rise in their energy costs.

In this episode we leak another exclusive recording from Number 10 as Boris Johnson addresses his staff, our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot attempts to downplay the threat of invasion in Ukraine, and Tom King travels the multiverse in search of a Tory party with a proper means-tested solution for protecting the poorest from skyrocketing energy costs.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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‘Small Crowd Applause’ by https://freesound.org/people/SoundPids/

‘Small Crowed Cheering and Clapping’ by https://freesound.org/people/Tomlija/

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.




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Season 6 Episode 9: London Met Calling, Now Don't Look To Truss

Sun, 30 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Cressida Dick and the London Met throw a spanner into Sue Gray's works, jobseekers are hit with sudden changes to the way Universal Credit operates, and government whips are accused of bullying and harassment as Boris Johnson clings desperately to power.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock exists in a quantum state of flux, Allyson June Smith explains why the timing of the changes to Universal Credit are deeply suspicious, and our undercover reporter Danny Sutcliffe poses as a Red Wall MP to get the inside scoop at Westminster.

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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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The Best of Season 6, Part 2

Sun, 23 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Another four weeks of news has passed, and thus does I See News rest its weary head in typical fashion - just as the Prime Minister teeters on the brink of oblivion, and World War 3 looks set to kick off at the Ukrainian border. Oh well - what can you do? We'll cover all that next week, but until then, enjoy these choice cuts from the meatiest flanks of episodes 5-8 from this season!

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier
Edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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A Christmas Party by MusicLFiles
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Season 6 Episode 8: It's My Party and I'll Lie If I Want To

Sun, 16 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

Boris Johnson's non-apology for attending an illegal social event at the height of lockdown does nothing to appease a furious electorate, Conservatives continue to obsess over the Edward Colston trial even after its four defendants are acquitted, and housing minister Michael Gove announces new plans to target the profits of developers as part of addressing the cladding crisis.

In this episode our youth correspondent David Stanier teaches the kids the proper way to handle a Michael Gove, Che Burnley isn't too keen on Sam's newfound confidence when talking about the Edward Colston trial, and we go live to a Downing Street press conference where the Prime Minister attempts to reassure the public from inside a fridge.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 6 Episode 7: New Year, Who Dis?

Sun, 09 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

I See News is back for the start of a brand new year! Anti-vaxxers hold worrying military style drills on British beaches, President Biden marks the one year anniversary of the Capitol riot, and Prince Andrew desperately tries to get the civil case against him thrown out of court.

In this episode our resident conspiracy theorist heads undercover with the anti-vaxxer group Alpha Men Assemble, Tom King looks at the aggressive shift in rhetoric from Democrats in the run-up to the American midterms and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock tries to explain why all of Prince Andrew's dirty tricks are simply part of the proper legal process.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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2021 In Review

Sun, 02 Jan 2022 08:00:00 +0000

We'll be back with the next full episode of Season 6 next week. Until then, here's a special feature length episode of the podcast looking back at the whole of 2021, with a sketch from each month of what has undeniably been a non-stop illegal party of a year.

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A Boxing Day Special

Sun, 26 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this special holiday episode of I See News, we catch up with everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Galloping Towards Christmas by MusicLFiles
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Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 6 Episode 6: The Way The Crooked Crumble

Sun, 19 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The Conservatives suffer a humiliating defeat in the North Shropshire by-election, fears over the cost of living squeeze rise as inflation hits 5%, and the January 6th committee continues to unearth disturbing revelations about the part the Trump administration played in the Capitol riot.

In this episode our conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock seeks to make the loss in North Shropshire up to the electorate, enthusiastic news boy David Stanier offers up some helpful money-saving tips to get the nation's poorer families through 2022, and Sam is joined on the line by supporters of two rival Presidents to explain the latest findings of the January 6th committee.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

A Christmas Party by MusicLFiles
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Season 6 Episode 5: Party Like It's Covid-1999

Sun, 12 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The British government introduces Plan B measures in a desperate bid to mitigate the spread of the new Omicron variant, the Downing Street Christmas party fiasco continues to rip through Boris Johnson's battered reputation, and lawmakers eye up worrying new ways to tackle Britain's drug habit.

In this episode our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe is less than impressed with the timing of the Prime Minister's Plan B announcement, we have an exclusive leaked recording from last year's Downing Street Christmas party, and Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to see if conservative fears about the dangers of decriminalising drug use have any basis in reality.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore 
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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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A Christmas Party by MusicLFiles
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The Best of Season 6, Part 1

Sun, 05 Dec 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Another four weeks of news has passed and as is tradition, the biggest news of the month breaks in the week we're off. We'll be back discussing the Omicron variant next week, but until then, enjoy the best of Episodes 1-4 from Season 6!

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier
Edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Deep House 1 by Frank Schröter
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Season 6 Episode 4: Hostile Takeover

Sun, 28 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this special guest episode of I See News, Sam finds himself suddenly unavailable, so we hand over control of the studio to our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe. It goes about as well as you'd expect.

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Season 6 Episode 3: Rushin' to the EU

Sun, 21 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The Prime Minister suggests reforms to try and get all of his toothpaste back in the tube, English cricket continues to be rocked by allegations of institutional racism and Belarus is accused of fomenting tensions on the border with Poland.

In this episode Tom King travels the multiverse to see if paying MPs more would encourage them to behave themselves, Che Burnley joins Sam in the studio to explain why Azeem Rafiq's experiences aren't really a surprise to people of colour and our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot attempts to dismiss claims that Vladimir Putin has been exploiting the migrant crisis in Belarus to his own advantage.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 6 Episode 2: Coxing It Right Up

Sun, 14 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The Conservatives sink behind Labour in the polls as a result of the ongoing second jobs scandal, COP26 goes into an awkward period of extra time as the fossil fuels lobby pushes back, and the global labour movement continues to grow as workers fight for a more equitable post-pandemic world.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock tries to defend the behaviour of his favourite MPs, Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover with the fossil fuel giants and Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to see what labour unions can do for us all.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Deep House 1 by Frank Schröter
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Season 6 Episode 1: Bog Standards

Sun, 07 Nov 2021 08:00:00 +0000

We're back with the start of Season 6! World leaders gather in Glasgow for the COP26 summit, Boris Johnson kicks the hornet's nest by attempting to reform the process for enforcing parliamentary standards, and climate protesters the world over mull their next move in the wake of unsatisfactory pledges to save the planet.

In this episode we have a world exclusive leaked recording from the COP26 summit, Tom King bemoans the erosion of standards in public life following the Owen Paterson scandal, and our demonic correspondent Red Redmond is on site at an Insulate Britain protest at Manchester Airport.

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The Best of Season 5, Part 3

Sun, 31 Oct 2021 07:00:00 +0000

After gorging ourselves on a full four weeks of delicious news, it's time for another break. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week but until then, enjoy the best headlines and sketches from Episodes 9-12!

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier
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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 5 Episode 12: I Like Heat Pumps And I Cannot Lie

Sun, 24 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Boris Johnson unveils his plans for the UK's net zero carbon future, leaked documents show just how aggressively some nations are lobbying against the climate action we so desperately need, and voices from across the political spectrum call for a kinder form of discourse.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe has been wandering the multiverse in search of the worst possible incarnation of Insulate Britain, our youth correspondent David Stanier fends off some Saudi lobbyists, and Sam welcomes three guests from across the political divide to debate a better way of doing politics.

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Season 5 Episode 11: RIP Sir David Amess

Sun, 17 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Another British MP is killed by a fanatic while serving their constituents, it turns out that Boris Johnson's administration might have been a bit rubbish at the whole Covid response thing, Lord Frost attempts to lay down the law despite agreeing to it being the responsibility of the European Court of Justice, and the British Medical Association warns that the UK is staring down the barrel of a bleak winter.

In this episode Sam reflects on the brutal murder of Conservative MP Sir David Amess, Tom King looks at the scathing cross-party report into the government's handling of the pandemic, Che Burnley joins us in the studio to discuss the Northern Ireland protocol, and our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe travels the multiverse in search of a solution to the NHS backlog and shortage of doctors.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
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Season 5 Episode 10: Lifestyles of the Rich and Shameless

Sun, 10 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +0100

There's yet another massive leak of financial documents implicating the world's wealthiest and most powerful, the Conservatives hold their annual conference in Manchester and a Facebook whistleblower suggests that the giant corporation harvesting all of our data and undermining democracies worldwide might not have our bests interests at heart.

In this episode Allyson June Smith needs a coping mechanism for wading through the Pandora Papers, our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock is having the time of his life in Manchester and Tom King travels the multiverse in search of a solution to Facebook's monopoly power.

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Written by Sam Gore and Eddie French
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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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Sovereign by Alexander Nakarada
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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 5 Episode 9: (I Can't Get No) Fuel Pump Action

Sun, 03 Oct 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Motorists continue to struggle with Britain's petrol shortages, the Labour conference is marred by multiple controversies, and the Prime Minister seeks to forge alliances for his climate change agenda.

This week Sam discusses the London Met's appalling response to the public outcry over Sarah Everard's murder, Danny Sutcliffe gets carried away at a petrol station, passionate centrist Joanne Gordon gets overexcited at the conference in Brighton and I See News brings you a global exclusive in the form of a secret recording of Boris Johnson and President Biden's meeting at the White House.

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The Best of Season 5, Part 2

Sun, 26 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +0100

After gorging ourselves on a full four weeks of delicious news, it's time for another break. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week but until then, enjoy the best headlines and sketches from Episodes 5-8!

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Written by Sam Gore, Eddie French and David Stanier
Edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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The typical horror strings by Sascha Ende®
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/17-the-typical-horror-strings
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Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod
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Circus Amigoville by Alexander Nakarada
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Season 5 Episode 8: Five-Knuckle Reshuffle

Sun, 19 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The US, Britain and Australia announce an exciting threeway that upsets France and Australia's open marriage, Boris Johnson finally actually fires some people, and the row over the Tories' tax hike continues to boil over.

In this episode Sam brings in our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock to discuss the Aukus deal, Tom King takes a look at our new government through the prism of the multiverse, and our youth correspondent David Stanier sets out to explain National Insurance to the kids.

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier
Edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod
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Circus Amigoville by Alexander Nakarada
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Season 5 Episode 7: Intermission

Sun, 12 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Apologies everyone, but I haven't been able to put together a full episode this week due to a family emergency. You still deserve something you haven't heard before though, so here's a compilation of our Patron-exclusive sketches from the last few months.  At the start you'll also hear the one package I did manage to put together earlier in the week, in which Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse in search of a Texas where abortion rights are a little more equitable.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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A Sinister Feeling by Nicolas Iglesias
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5083-a-sinister-feeling
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Some Amount of Evil by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 5 Episode 6: AmerIvermectin Idiot

Sun, 05 Sep 2021 08:00:00 +0100

President Biden's Republican critics are getting louder with regard to the withdrawal from Afghanistan, there once again appears to be very little accountability in the UK government, and England's parents face an anxious return to school.

In this episode we once again welcome John McDonalds, a typical everyday Republican voter who sounds eerily familiar, to share his thoughts on Joe Biden's failures. Allyson June Smith asks if there are ever going to be consequences for incompetence in Boris Johnson's cabinet, and shameless grifter Danny Sutcliffe thinks podcasts are the perfect platform for pushing quack Covid cures on England's nervous parents.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
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Season 5 Episode 5: It's The Biden Countdown

Sun, 29 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The West and its allies frantically attempt to evacuate as many nationals and allies as they can from Kabul airport, businesses warn the government that our national supply chain is under threat, and Labour's most successful former Prime Minister once again decides that what an international crisis really needs is to hear from him again.

In this episode our fearless undercover correspondent Danny Sutcliffe has been on the ground in Kabul, Tom King explores the multiverse for a solution to our shortage of HGV drivers, and passionate centrist Joanne Gordon learns that it's not always fun meeting your heroes.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

The typical horror strings by Sascha Ende®
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“Hellfire 2” by https://freesound.org/people/Leady/




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The Best of Season 5, Part 1

Sun, 22 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0100

As we move to our new Americanised system of midseason breaks and unaffordable healthcare, it's time for the best of the start of Season 5. We'll be back with a brand new episode next week but until then, enjoy the best headlines and sketches from Episodes 1-4!

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Written by Sam Gore, Eddie French and David Stanier
Edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Look to the Stars written, recorded and produced by Eddie French
Link: https://eddiefrench.bandcamp.com/

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 5 Episode 4: It's Getting Hot In Here, So Turn Off All Your Coal

Sun, 15 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Britain is rocked by a horrific mass shooting in Plymouth, the IPCC release their report on climate change, Prince Andrew faces legal trouble in America and GCSE and A level students celebrate a bumper results year.

In this episode we welcome one of GB News' most controversial correspondents to explain why he won't be letting climate change impinge on his personal freedoms, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to see if the cesspit of public opinion has some genuine advice to offer the nation's students, and our royal correspondent tackles the monarchy's latest scandal head on.

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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 5 Episode 3: We're (Not) All Living in a Red List Quarantine

Sun, 08 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Politicians continue to fail to set an example when it comes to climate change, vaccine passports for the leisure industry continue to be a source of major contention and the government is embroiled in yet another cash-for-access scandal.

In this episode our excitable news boy David Stanier tries to simplify the complicated political back-and-forth that prevents proper action on the climate for the kids. Our resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe thinks it's about time Sam admits he may have had a point, and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock steps out of his remit to make excuses for the government over yet another scandal over the way the Conservative party is funded.

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier
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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
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“Psycho Scream 1” by Richard Frohlich of RF Media and the Texas Radio Theatre Company




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Season 5 Episode 2: Come And Have A Go If You Think You're Coastguard Enough

Sun, 01 Aug 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Nigel Farage picks a fight with the RNLI, Simone Biles chooses to prioritise her own health over Olympic glory, the January 6th Committee opens its investigation into the Capitol attack and the Labour Party unveil their latest plans to boost worker's rights in the UK.

In this episode our demonic correspondent Red Redmond travels the multiverse in search of  a way of forcing some empathy on the critics of Simone Biles, Tom King looks at the opening testimony from the January 6th Committee and passionate centrist Joanne Gordon talks to an employee of the Labour Party who isn't really enjoying all those worker's rights Angela Rayner is banging on about. We also close the show with a special musical message from one of our corporate sponsors, The Jeffrey Bezos Institute for Self-Aggrandisement and Reputational Whitewashery.

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Look to the Stars written, recorded and produced by Eddie French
Link: https://eddiefrench.bandcamp.com/
 
Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 5 Episode 1: Ping Ping Ping Ping, I Want You Staying In

Sun, 25 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The government try to urge caution as England's lockdown comes to an end, the pingdemic starts to have a drastic impact on businesses up and down the country, and the Northern Ireland protocol continues to be a bit less oven-ready than Boris Johnson promised.

We're back for the start of Season 5! We preface this episode with an important announcement from the government now that Freedom Day has come and gone, Tom King tries to soldier on and carry on working even though he's been getting some worrying notifications, and Che Burnley has a lot on his mind after the events of the final of the European Championship, even if Sam wants him to focus on Brexit.

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The Best of Season 4: Part 2

Fri, 16 Jul 2021 17:00:00 +0100

We've reached the end of Season 4, so this week enjoy a compilation episode of some of our favourite headlines and reports from the first half of the season!

I See News will be back next week for the start of Season 5. We're moving to a new Sunday release day, so we'll see you on July 25th!

Written by Sam Gore and Eddie French
Edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
 
 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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NOB: Nation of Britain by Eddie French
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The Best of Season 4: Part 1

Sat, 10 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0100

We've reached the end of Season 4, so this week enjoy a compilation episode of some of our favourite headlines and reports from the first half of the season!

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Season 4 Episode 12: Summer Lovin', Martha's Aghast

Sat, 03 Jul 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The Prime Minister attempts to retcon and take credit for Matt Hancock's resignation, Labour hold the seat of Batley and Spen in Thursday's acrimonious by-election and a scorching heatwave results in a baked Alaska. And Canada. And large parts of the US. 

In this episode we wave goodbye to Season 4 with another bombshell leaked recording from a meeting of Boris Johnson's cabinet, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse to see what the climate apocalypse has in store for Britain, and Tom King reflects on the unpleasant mess of the Batley and Spen by-election. Then, in a special post-credits sequence, the wrap party for Season 4 is interrupted by an unexpected guest.

This episode marks the end of Season 4 of I See News! We'll be uploading compilation episodes of the the best bits of the season for the next two Saturdays, and after that I See News will be switching to a Sunday release date. We'll be back with the start of Season 5 on July 25th.

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Season 4 Episode 11: Hands, Face, Extramarital Embrace

Sat, 26 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The Health Secretary is caught up in yet another scandal, cancel culture comes for more celebrities, the Labour Party gain a surprising new member and Gavin Williamson makes a misguided attempt to channel the country's patriotic fervour.

In this episode Sam looks at the news of Matt Hancock's affair, passionate centrist Joanne Gordon can't hide her excitement at the news that John Bercow has defected to the Labour Party and Danny Sutcliffe has been celebrating One Britain, One Nation day. On top of that, we bid a final farewell to our perpetually disposable correspondent Rob Mulholland, who after 27 deaths has finally decided he's had enough.

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Season 4 Episode 10: ICGB News

Sat, 19 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0100

In this special episode of the podcast, the entire broadcast is given over to a version of I See News from elsewhere in the multiverse. ICGB News is the hot new media channel set to disrupt the airwaves and rock the establishment. Gently to sleep, that is, as it caresses the establishment's forehead and promises that everything is going to be okay.

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Season 4 Episode 9: Knock Knock Knocking on G7's Door

Sat, 12 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The leaders of the G7 nations meet in Cornwall, some of the world's richest people suffer an embarrassing tax leak and house prices in the UK continue to shoot through the roof.

In this episode Che Burnley tries to discuss the G7 summit and the growing crisis in Northern Ireland but Sam keeps getting distracted, David Stanier goes looting the multiverse in search of a spacecraft to compete with Jeff Bezos, and everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley finally comes out of the walk-in closet, which she's now converted into a spare room and charges £500 a month for.

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 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
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Fanfare for Space by Kevin MacLeod
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The typical horror strings by Sascha Ende®
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“(Scifi Laser Gun Firing)" by TannerSound (https://freesound.org/people/TannerSound/)





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Season 4 Episode 8: Hey Teacher, Throw Those Kids A Bone

Sat, 05 Jun 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The government's announcement of its funding plans for Covid catch-up lessons ends with a spectacular resignation, hackers target the American agricultural industry and one of Britain's most prominent Brexit supporters decides he might just need his EU workforce after all.

In this episode Tom King travels to a parallel world making even stupider decisions about the future of education, Allyson June Smith explores the burgeoning world of cyber warfare and Danny Sutcliffe is sick and tired of not getting the Brexit he voted for.

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 "Boiling Water, Large, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

“British Pub Ambience” by https://freesound.org/people/Yap_Audio_Production/



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Season 4 Episode 7: I Can Feel It Cummings In The Air Tonight

Sat, 29 May 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Dominic Cummings appears before MPs and launches a blistering attack on Boris Johnson's government, Belarus make flying Ryanair an even more unpleasant experience for one journalist and the BBC is pushed to make reforms following the Dyson Report.

In this episode we bring you another bombshell recording from within Boris Johnson's inner circle, Allyson June Smith jets off on holiday while reporting on Alexander Lukashenko's crackdown on protests in Belarus, and BBC sceptic Danny Sutcliffe searches the multiverse in search of a glimpse of what the future holds for the nation's state broadcaster.

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Season 4 Episode 6: Bashir Embarrassment

Sat, 22 May 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The BBC's handling of its bombshell interview with Princess Diana back in 1995 brings it under fire, the Indian variant threatens the lifting of lockdown measures in June, the OECD pushes for a new global minimum corporation tax rate and the Labour Party seeks to plot its future after a mixed bag of election results.

In this episode Sam tries to keep our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock at arm's length, enthusiastic news boy David Stanier seeks to make tax law simple for the kids, Tom King joins us in the studio for a discussion about the Indian  variant and passionate centrist Joanna Gordon asks what's next for Keir Starmer's Labour Party. 

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Written by Sam Gore and David Stanier
Edited by Sam Gore
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 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Metal Shaking http://freesound.org/people/qubodup/sounds/216745
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Season 4 Episode 5: The Beast in the Middle East

Sat, 15 May 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Tensions between Israel and Palestine erupt into the worst violence the region has seen in years, the SNP shape up for a showdown with Westminster over another independence referendum and The Queen's Speech highlights some worrying priorities for Boris Johnson's government.

In this episode our perpetually disposable correspondent Rob Mulholland tries to find a way around the pitfalls of reporting on the conflict in Gaza, Monty Burns takes a proper look at what last week's election results mean for Scotland and everyday average woman with a heart of gold explains why voter ID is an essential priority for Boris Johnson's government.

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 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 4 Episode 4: When You Wish Upon a Starmer

Sat, 08 May 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The latest round of elections have some depressing results for Keir Starmer's Labour, there are reports that the Prime Minister is looking to commission a new royal yacht, and conservatives the world over look to win the war on woke by using trans lives as a cudgel.

In this episode the results are still coming in but it's not like Danny Sutcliffe is even on the right planet anyway. He's been travelling the multiverse in search of some better political choices. We also turn to our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock for an explanation as to why the country needs a new yacht for the monarchy, and our demonic correspondent Red Redmond looks at some of the new anti-trans legislation being enacted in the States.

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Written by Sam Gore and Eddie French
Edited by Sam Gore
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 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 4 Episode 3: Cash for Curtains

Sat, 01 May 2021 08:00:00 +0100

The questions over the funding of Boris Johnson's flat refurbishment aren't farragoing anywhere, Keir Starmer continues to make questionable decisions in opposition and India struggles with a devastating wave of Coronavirus infections.

In this episode we release a bombshell secret recording made by one of the Prime Minister's former confidants, our latest correspondent and passionate centrist Joanne Gordon attempts to defend Keir Starmer, and Tom King looks at the dangerous lessons India can teach us about failing to vaccinate the wider world.

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I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
 
 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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 The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
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Season 4 Episode 2: Easy Sleazey Teeny Weeny Tory Dodgy Spin Machiney

Sat, 24 Apr 2021 08:00:00 +0100

Boris Johnson's integrity is yet again called into question, Derek Chauvin is found guilty of the murder of George Floyd and the European Super League bubble lasts about as long as a fart in the bath.

In this episode Allyson June Smith searches the multiverse in search of a fitting metaphor for Tory sleaze, Che joins Sam in the studio to discuss what Chauvin's conviction means for America moving forwards, and everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley tries to smooth things over for some of the Premier League's billionaire club owners.

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 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


 



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Season 4 Episode 1: All Philler, No Killer

Sat, 17 Apr 2021 08:00:00 +0100

We're back with the start of Season 4! There's loads to cover, from lockdown easing to the lobbying scandal, the violent unrest in Northern Ireland and police brutality in the US. Our correspondents were planning on covering all of it, but then the death of Prince Philip got in the way a bit.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe is just happy to be out drinking again and our royal correspondent Sebastian Forelock is determined to make sure the network follows the proper protocols. Will there be any other news? Rob Mulholland, Tom King and Che Burnley are on hand to try and provide it but Sebastian has other ideas.

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 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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The Best of Season 3, Part 2

Sat, 10 Apr 2021 08:00:00 +0100

I See News will be back with the start of Season 4 on April 17th. For now, here's part 2 of the best bits from Season 3, featuring all your favourite multidimensional news correspondents!

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Raving Energy by Kevin MacLeod
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Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
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The Best of Season 3, Part 1

Sat, 03 Apr 2021 08:00:00 +0100

I See News will be back with the start of Season 4 on April 17th. For now, here's part 1 of the best bits from Season 3, featuring all your favourite multidimensional news correspondents!

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com
 
Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 3 Episode 12: Look Who's Back, Back Again, Salmond's Back, Warn Women

Sat, 27 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The Salmond inquiry reaches its messy conclusion, the Culture Secretary thinks the solution to all of Britain’s problems is to wave a few flags about, and a protest against the Policing Bill turns violent in Bristol.

In this episode Monty Burns tries to make sense of all the news coming out of Holyrood, Tom King travels the multiverse in search of a cure for flag mania and everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley is appalled to find out her son supports the protestors in Bristol.

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 Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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 Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 3 Episode 11: I Was Working Undercover In A Cocktail Bar

Sat, 20 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Britain debates how to improve women's safety in public spaces, the right to protest falls under threat and the country looks forward to the launch of two new rightwing news networks.

In this episode Allyson June Smith has some choice words for some (but not all) men, our disposable correspondent Rob Mulholland tries to start a union and protest movement, and Danny Sutcliffe goes chasing the rightwing pound by auditioning for a job with Rupert Murdoch's new network.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Season 3 Episode 10: Monarchy in the UK

Sat, 13 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

In this special episode of I See News we hand the reins over to Sebastian Forelock, who's just landed a sweet new role as the network's royal correspondent. He welcomes a local artist in to the studio to celebrate the monarchy, and invites Allyson June Smith and Che Burnley in for a spirited debate about that Oprah interview.

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Written by Sam Gore and Che Burnley
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Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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Queen Of Hearts (remake) by Mikael Hellman
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6902-queen-of-hearts-remake-
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 Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
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 ‘Crowd Aghast’ by https://freesound.org/people/FlippantMoniker/



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Season 3 Episode 9: Cut, Cut, Hike!

Sat, 06 Mar 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Rishi Sunak unveils the Conservatives' latest budget, Brexit continues to paralyse British trade and Donald Trump reasserts his grip on the Republican party.

In this episode Allyson June Smith takes a dive into the soiled pool of Britain's economic future, Sam once again talks to passionate and familiar-sounding Trump supporter John McDonalds, and Jade Fearnley combats the Brexit blues by encouraging us all to buy British.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
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Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
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Season 3 Episode 8: School's Back For Summer

Sat, 27 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Boris Johnson unveils his plans for the great unlock amidst criticism of the government's procurement process,  Gavin Williamson announces a full return to school on March 8th, and Gwyneth Paltrow earns a rebuke from NHS England for peddling Coronavirus misinformation.

In this episode Danny's jet washing business secures a lucrative contract with the NHS, our youth correspondent David Stanier offers some alternative catch-up lessons to address inequality and Tom King travels to a parallel world where Goop is king.

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Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
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Raving Energy by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5029-raving-energy
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Car Ignition, Exterior’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/338954/



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Season 3 Episode 7: Uber Uber Uber Chaka

Sat, 20 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The government releases extra money to improve building safety post-Grenfell, Uber fight the the law and the law wins, and the UK government decide that a lack of free speech on university campuses is once again the biggest problem facing their ability to run the country.

In this episode, Tom King abuses the dimensional gate to have a pint with himself and unearth just what the government are getting wrong when it comes to fixing the cladding crisis. Danny teaches Sam a thing or two about unemployment law, and our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock is on a futile mission to discover a parallel world where people care about anything Toby Young has to say.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license




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Season 3 Episode 6: Please Impeach Me, Let Me Go

Sat, 13 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Britain's Brexit difficulties continue to mount, Donald Trump's latest impeachment trial is underway and the Labour Party ponder their path back to electoral success.

In this episode our latest version of Rob Mulholland tries to find a positive angle for Britain's post-Brexit future, Trump supporter John McDonalds once again joins Sam for an interview, and everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley travels the multiverse to find out if Keir Starmer is right to push the Labour Party down a more patriotic path.

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Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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Season 3 Episode 5: Taylor-Greene Behind the Gills

Sat, 06 Feb 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Britain mourns the loss of Captain Tom, the Republicans have an identity crisis and the Chancellor mulls the possibility of cutting back on some of his pandemic spending.

In this episode Allyson June Smith wonders if Boris Johnson is the right person to be leading tributes to one of the pandemic's heroes, Danny Sutcliffe winds up in the wrong dimension when travelling the multiverse in search of conspiracy theories, and Tom King bangs on about benefits over a sad piano bit like the tedious little snowflake he is.

Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6231-the-lament-piano-solo
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Hawaii Volcanoes’ by https://freesound.org/people/e__/



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Season 3 Episode 4: Vacciney Meanie Miney-No!

Sat, 30 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

The UK passes its grimmest milestone yet with 100,000 Covid deaths, the great vaccine war kicks off and a bunch of Redditors set out to terrify Wall Street.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock does his best to defend the indefensible, Danny Sutcliffe gets stranded in quarantine on a parallel Earth and the network's enthusiastic intern David Stanier gets his first proper news report.

Written and edited by Sam Gore
Produced by Huw Roberts and our brilliant Patreon supporters
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Tape Casette Insert’ by https://freesound.org/people/Fats%20Million/
 
‘Woman Screaming’ by https://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/




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Season 3 Episode 3: Hey Joe, Bye Don

Sat, 23 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

America welcomes its 46th President just as the 1776 Commission tries to turn back the clock two hundred and fifty years, and Vladimir Putin seeks to crush all opposition.

 In this episode our perpetually disposable correspondent Rob Mulholland looks forward to a Biden presidency, Che Burnley has a thing or two to say about whitewashing history and our Russian reporter Alexander Notabot tries to wash away Alexei Navalny's sins.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.
 
‘Portland celebrates Joe Biden’ by Tim Kahn: https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/



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Season 3 Episode 2: A Beautiful Phone Call

Sat, 16 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Republicans start to turn on Donald Trump, Britain suffers its worst week of the pandemic yet and the nation's vulnerable kids get their lunch money stolen by a bunch of Dickensian psychopaths.

In this episode Sam speaks to a Trump loyalist who sounds eerily familiar, Tom King asks who's to blame for the current state of the pandemic in Britain and Jade Fearnley travels the multiverse in search of a compromise between human kindness and private profiteering.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Bumbly March by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3463-bumbly-march
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
 
Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license



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Season 3 Episode 1: A Coup D'Twats

Sat, 09 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

There's serious unrest over in the United States, England finds itself plunged into a third national lockdown and 2021 in general is off to a flying start.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe does his best to renounce his loyalty to a disgraced Donald Trump, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse in search of a teacher who can keep up with the government's decision making and the network's new intern David Stanier tries to lighten the national mood a bit.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Happy Ukulele Children Party by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6302-happy-ukulele-children-party
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Protest Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/

‘Children’s Classroom’ by https://freesound.org/people/abcopen/

 ‘Vacuum Cleaner A’ and ‘Toilet Flushing’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/ 
 
 



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The Best of Season 2

Sat, 02 Jan 2021 08:00:00 +0000

Here's a collection of our favourite sketches from Season 2 of I See News featuring all of your favourite correspondents. We'll back with the start of Season 3 next week!

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/



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Season 2 Episode 12: A Boxing Day Special

Sat, 26 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Merry Christmas everyone! Join everyone at the network for a festive special, where each of our correspondents shares their hopes and dreams for the year ahead.

This episode marks the end of Season 2. We'll be back with a Greatest Hits of the season next week, before returning in the new year with the start of Season 3. Thanks for all of your support this year and happy holidays!

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

It's Christmas Time 2 by Frank Schröter
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/7189-it-s-christmas-time-2
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

‘Dogs Barking’ by https://freesound.org/people/LeandiViljoen/

‘Mechanical Keyboard Typing’ by https://freesound.org/people/GeorgeHopkins/






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Season 2 Episode 11: The Muppet's Christmas Shambles

Sat, 19 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

The trade deal with the EU still isn't sorted, the government backtracks on its own advice for the holiday period and all is not well in China. 

In this episode we bring back Fighting Talk for some spirited debate over the trade negotiations, Tom King travels the multiverse in search of his favourite Christmas characters and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover with little success in Xinjiang Province.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Christmas Theme 3 by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4776-christmas-theme-3
License: https://filmmusic.io/standard-license
 




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Season 2 Episode 10: No Deals Please, We're British

Sat, 12 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Britain appears to be hurtling towards a no-deal exit from its relationship with the EU, the first vaccinations in the world take place right here in the UK and free speech is once again up for debate in one of the country's top universities.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock attempts to salvage the Prime Minister's credibility and he suffers a tremendous personal loss as a result. Rob Mulholland travels the multiverse to try and allay any safety fears about the vaccination program, and our resident freeze peach enthusiast Danny Sutcliffe won't let facts get in the way of his opinions.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Opening and Shutting Doors’ by https://freesound.org/people/JakLocke/

‘Neck Bone Snap’ by https://freesound.org/people/Clearwavsound/

‘Hospital Waiting Room Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/180149/ 


 

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Season 2 Episode 9: Compliance is Science

Sat, 05 Dec 2020 08:00:00 +0000

The Pfizer vaccine is approved for use in the UK and some of our politicians get downright giddy about it, Laurence Fox pipes up again, and I See News attempts to brush an awkward workplace controversy under the carpet.

In this episode Allyson June Smith is less than impressed by the antics of Matt Hancock and Gavin Williamson, Tom King spends time with some distinctly obnoxious dinner party guests and the network welcomes back its demonic correspondent Red Redmond, who’s just been cleared of all wrongdoing in a workplace bullying inquiry.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

 ‘Spoon Clatter’ by https://freesound.org/people/chemicalcrux/

‘Baby Laughing’ by https://freesound.org/people/andreaskg/


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Season 2 Episode 8: Oh Tier Me

Sat, 28 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

England prepares to leave lockdown behind and slip into something equally uncomfortable, the Chancellor sets out his spending plans for the next twelve months and Donald Trump sits behind a tiny desk and has a massive tantrum.

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe develops a new coping strategy for Manchester's return to Tier 3, everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley drools over Rishi Sunak and Tom King takes the red pill and falls down the rabbit hole of Donald Trump's wild conspiracy theories.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Ominous Tone’ by https://freesound.org/people/mderr/


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Season 2 Episode 7: A Hostile Shirkplace Environment

Sat, 21 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Following the fallout of the investigation into Priti Patel's conduct and Boris Johnson's latest attempt to dodge all responsibility, The Tories appear determined to re-invent themselves as just as mean and useless as they were before. There's also been some actual good news for once, and on top of that the family in a Christmas TV advert gets a few people hot under the collars of their brownshirts.

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock insists the post-Cummings 'great reset' is going just fine, Rob Mulholland travels the multiverse in search of an effective vaccine and Danny Sutcliffe starts feeling the festive spirit.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

We Wish you a Merry Christmas by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4612-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

 
 We Wish You A Merry Christmas by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5502-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Ringing Call Tone Uk’ by https://freesound.org/people/ukjoncollins/

‘Locking and Unlocking Guitar Box Locks’ by https://freesound.org/people/15050_Francois/
 
‘Metal Pan Crashes’ by https://freesound.org/people/nothayama/

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Season 2 Episode 6: Cummings, Goings, Gone!

Sat, 14 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

After a spectacular end of week kerfuffle Dominic Cummings packs up his box and buggers off, Pfizer announce the success of their Coronavirus vaccine in widespread trials, Boris Johnson u-turns on free school meals and Trump continues to scream and scream until democracy is sick. In this episode Sam frantically scrambles to react to the news of Dominic Cummings' departure, the network tries a new debate format, Tom King travels to a parallel world where politics is a true spectator sport and Che Burnley looks at what a Biden presidency might mean for Brexit.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6231-the-lament-piano-solo
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Rock Guitar Intro 02 by TaigaSoundProd
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6699-rock-guitar-intro-02
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Soccer Crowd’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/


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Season 2 Episode 5: Well Thank F*** For That

Sat, 07 Nov 2020 08:00:00 +0000

**UPDATED VERSION**

It's election results day! Just like here in the UK it looks like the predicted grades were far better than what we actually got. Joe Biden just about squeaks a victory over Donald Trump despite his protestations, England enters its second national lockdown and Nigel Farage announces he'll be rebranding and relaunching the Brexit Party as something new but equally egomaniacal. In this episode Danny Sutcliffe visits the parallel world that exists only in Donald Trump's head, Tom King dissects the new lockdown measures and everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley goes in search of her hero Nigel Farage.

Written and produced by Sam Gore

I See News theme by Eddie French

Graphic design by Chumchi.com


‘Aperitif Chatter’ by https://freesound.org/people/soundslikewillem/

‘Christmas Bells’ by https://freesound.org/people/zoefitzgerald/

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
 
The typical horror strings by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/17-the-typical-horror-strings
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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Season 2 Episode 4: Ooooooh Dear, Jeremy Corbyn

Sat, 31 Oct 2020 08:00:00 +0000

The EHRC publishes its report into antisemitism within the Labour Party, the USA gears up for a deeply contentious presidential election and the Tories keep the lid of the nation's lunchbox clamped tightly shut. In this episode Rob Mulholland is determined to address Labour's woes without even mentioning Israel, Allyson June Smith prepares for November 3rd and our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock has to seek shelter after suffering some serious hurty feelings.

Written by Sam Gore
Produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by ChumChi.com

 March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Charging Power’ by https://freesound.org/people/JavierZumer/
‘Generator’ by https://freesound.org/people/ScottHurly/
‘Breaking Down Door’ by https://freesound.org/people/DBKEEBLER/

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Season 2 Episode 3: The Mancunian Candidate

Sat, 24 Oct 2020 08:00:00 +0100

Westminster and Manchester fail to see eye to eye, Hunter Biden finds himself the focus of the President's conspiracy theories and Kemi Badenoch thinks the UK's education system doesn't need decolonising, thank you very much. In this episode Danny Sutcliffe tries to recoup that five million pound gap in Manchester's Tier 3 funding, our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot isn't best impressed with Rudy Giuliani's laptop story and Che Burnley's got an axe to grind with the Women and Equalities Minister.

Written by Sam Gore and Andy White
Produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by ChumChi.com

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.

‘Glass, Multiple Slices Smashing on Floor’ by https://freesound.org/people/TheSoundcatcher/
‘Glass Breaking Experiment’ by https://freesound.org/people/P.Jezisek/ 
‘House Alarm’ by https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/

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Season 2 Episode 2: Tiers of a C***

Sat, 17 Oct 2020 08:00:00 +0100

It's time for some top-tier podcasting! In this episode Tom King looks at the new lockdown alert system currently causing havoc for the government, our resident naturalist David Shattanbugger travels the multiverse in search of a parallel world where capitalism has been taken out of humanity's hands, and Sam struggles to regain control of the show from Fatima's relentless cyber-attacks.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News main theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Evil March by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-march
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Bumbly March by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3463-bumbly-march
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
‘Down Town Street Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/
‘Donkey Braying’ by https://freesound.org/people/LeandiViljoen/
‘Baby Dragon Sounds’ by https://freesound.org/people/SonzaW/
‘Running Through Grass’ by https://freesound.org/people/Slave2theLight/
‘Mouse Squeaking’ by https://freesound.org/people/Nakhas/
"White Noise, Low Colour, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

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Season 2 Episode 1: Patriotism on Steroids

Sat, 10 Oct 2020 08:00:00 +0100

We're back for Season 2! In this episode Sam interviews a member of the Proud Boys, everyday average woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley travels the multiverse to see just how far Priti Patel's overhaul of the UK's asylum laws could go and Danny isn't quite sure what to make of the Covert Human Intelligence Services bill.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News main theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Black Lives Matter’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/


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Episode 38: Danny Sutcliffe's Greatest Hits

Sat, 03 Oct 2020 08:00:00 +0100

We've reached the end of Season 1 so before we return properly next week, it's time to wrap your ears around some of the finest work from our resident conspiracy theorist and greatest undercover correspondent Danny Sutcliffe.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by ChumChi.com

Reaching The Sky  by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6222-reaching-the-sky--long-version
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Episode 37: The Iron Laws of Geometric Oppression

Sat, 26 Sep 2020 08:00:00 +0100

The UK's Coronavirus alert level is back up to a 4, the death of a Supreme Court Justice throws the American election into disarray and a major leak once again hits the world's financial systems. In this episode Tom King travels the multiverse in search of a viable solution to the balancing act between public health and the economy, Allyson June Smith looks at the fallout from the death of Ruth Bader Ginsburg and our Russian correspondent Alexander Notabot tries to clear up some of the scandal from the FinCen files.

Written and produced by Sam Gore
I See News theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by ChumChi.com

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.

‘Boat Slowing and Stopping’ by https://freesound.org/people/bone666138/

‘Lighthouses of the Canary Islands’ by https://freesound.org/people/BritoSounds/

‘Massive Hammer Hit’ by https://freesound.org/people/SilverIllusionist/

‘Chain Wrapping’ by https://freesound.org/people/richardemoore/

‘Chain Rattle’ by https://freesound.org/people/GaelanW/

‘Bubbling, Large, A’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/

‘Bar Atmosphere, Busy’ by https://freesound.org/people/fogma/  

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Episode 36: A Test, a Test, My Kingdom for a Test

Sat, 19 Sep 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe tries to figure out what's been blasting holes in the terrified grouse of the national testing programme, our latest correspondent and everyday woman with a heart of gold Jade Fearnley explains why she wanted to become a Covid marshall and our latest incarnation of Rob Mulholland goes to extreme lengths to avoid talking about Brexit.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

Fanfare for Space by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3736-fanfare-for-space
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Nu Flute by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4149-nu-flute
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Radio Contact’ by https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/

‘Radio Chatter Soundscape’ by https://freesound.org/people/Speedenza/

‘Door Chime’ by https://freesound.org/people/azumarill/

‘Drill’ by https://freesound.org/people/LuannWepener/sounds/326102

‘Downtown Street Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/

‘Baby Crying Slowly’ by https://freesound.org/people/gumballworld/

‘Soft Marsh Ambience’ by https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/

‘Ducks’ by https://freesound.org/people/jaredi/

‘Pigeons Taking Off’ by https://freesound.org/people/Nakhas/

‘Shotgun Blast’ by https://freesound.org/people/EFlexMusic/


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Episode 35: Specifically Limited

Sat, 12 Sep 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this episode our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock finds himself at the receiving end of the government's dishonesty, Tom King travels the multiverse in search of a dimension that punishes the young for their feckless lockdown ways and Danny Sutcliffe is less than ecstatic about being asked to go undercover with Extinction Rebellion.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
 
 The Lament Piano Solo by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6231-the-lament-piano-solo
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Gravel Sweep’ by https://freesound.org/people/jorickhoofd/

‘Prospect Park Drum Circle’ by https://freesound.org/people/graham_makes/

‘Horse Walking’ by https://freesound.org/people/lefthandwinnie/

‘Horse Whinny’ by https://freesound.org/people/DrinkingWindGames/

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Episode 34: Office Politics

Sat, 05 Sep 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this episode our trade correspondent Che Burnley really doesn’t fancy talking about Tony Abbott, Allyson June Smith looks at the push to get British workers back to the office and Danny tries to position himself as a right-wing comedian to ingratiate himself with the new Director General of the BBC.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore and Che Burnley

‘Office Ambience’ Copyright 2013 Iwan Gabovitch, CC-BY3 license

Sincerely by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5033-sincerely
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Episode 33: Forlorn in the USA

Sat, 29 Aug 2020 08:00:00 +0100

As the Republican National Convention draws to a close against the backdrop of a burning America, our perpetually disposable correspondent Rob Mulholland makes a new friend. Also in this episode our Russian reporter Alexander Notabot attempts to set the record straight about Alexei Navalny's apparent poisoning and Tom King goes in search of a land of hope and glory.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.

‘Splash’ by https://freesound.org/people/kwahmah_02/

‘Drill’ by https://freesound.org/people/GowlerMusic/

‘Drill’ by https://freesound.org/people/LuannWepener/

‘Neck Bone Snap’ by https://freesound.org/people/Clearwavsound/

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Episode 32: Home Is Where the Farce Is

Sat, 22 Aug 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this episode Danny takes the Gavin Williamson approach to offering an apology, Allyson June Smith travels the multiverse in search of a solution to Britain's housing crisis and our Conservative correspondent Sebastian Forelock sets out to defend the move to dissolve Public Health England.

I See News is the podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 

Playground Waltz by MusicLFiles
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6430-playground-waltz
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Episode 31: Everything In Moderation

Sat, 15 Aug 2020 08:00:00 +0100

It's results day! This week Rob Mulholland anxiously waits to receive his own as he looks at the chaos engulfing the future of the nation's kids, Tom King encounters an angry man looking out for dinghies on the coastline of a parallel Kent and Che Burnley is less than happy about being asked to talk about the appointment of Kamala Harris as Joe Biden's running mate.

I See News is the podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

‘School Playground’ by https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/

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Episode 30: Swimming Through Raw Peerage

Sat, 08 Aug 2020 08:00:00 +0100

This week Sam loses the will to live over the PPE acquisition scandal and Boris Johnson's picks for the House of the Lords, Danny has a fond look back at the great British staycation, Red Redmond travels to a parallel world to try and find a way to open schools safely and Tom King dives deep into the worrying world of big tech.

I See News is the podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore 

The Typical Horror Strings by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/17-the-typical-horror-strings
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Computer Start’ by https://freesound.org/people/Sempoo/

‘School Playground’ by https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/

‘Stabbing Watermelon’ by https://freesound.org/people/theshaggyfreak/

‘Arc Welding’ by https://freesound.org/people/kev_durr/

‘Robot Coming Closer’ by https://freesound.org/people/kev_durr/

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Episode 29: Say Hello, Second Wave Goodbye

Sat, 01 Aug 2020 08:00:00 +0100

This week Allyson June Smith takes a look at the worrying signs of a second wave of Coronavirus in Europe, Tom King greedily unpacks the government's latest measures to tackle obesity and Sam and Danny get into a heated discussion about QAnon.

I See News is the podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

Disco Sting by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3653-disco-sting
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
 
Some Seconds Intro 1 by Sascha Ende
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/239-some-seconds-intro-1
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.

‘Cash Register’ by https://freesound.org/people/kiddpark/

‘Exercise Bike Front’ by https://freesound.org/people/digifishmusic/

‘16mm Film Reel’ by https://freesound.org/people/bone666138/

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Episode 28: Putting the Pedal to the Meddle

Sat, 25 Jul 2020 08:00:00 +0100

It's Russia Report week, kids! Don't open it too fast or you'll never finish your breakfast.

This week we welcome Alexander Notabot to the network for a definitely impartial rebuttal of the report's findings, Rob Mulholland travels to a parallel Portland to hang out with the NRA and Tom King has a look at the fine print of the government's public sector pay rises.

I See News is the podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

Happy Happy Game Show by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3856-happy-happy-game-show
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Soviet March’ is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International License by Shane Ivers of silvermansound.com.

‘Spooky Large Sliding Metal Door’ by https://freesound.org/people/kernschall/

‘Keyboard Typing’ by https://freesound.org/people/imagery2/

‘Black Lives Matter’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/

‘Rifle Cocking’ by https://freesound.org/people/JoseIgnacioTriay/


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Episode 27: Russia? I Barely Knew Her

Sat, 18 Jul 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe has an opinion on the UK government's latest guidance for wearing masks in English shops, Tom King struggles to babysit Chris Grayling and Allyson June Smith witnesses the tyrannical rise of an evil telecoms giant as she travels to a parallel world to report on the Huawei story.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

Padanaya Blokov by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4190-padanaya-blokov
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Spitfire Flypast' by https://freesound.org/people/mattew/

‘Running, Snow, A’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/



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Episode 26: Rishi Sunak's Summer Specials

Sat, 11 Jul 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe looks at the latest measures Rishi Sunak is taking to try and save jobs, Sebastian Forelock tries to put a positive spin on Boris Johnson's care home comments and Red Redmond takes his demonic passenger through the dimensional gate to the birthplace of cancel culture.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore with additional material from Eddie French

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Tearing Flesh’ by https://freesound.org/people/aworldwhere/
‘Bees’ by https://freesound.org/people/Benboncan/





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Episode 25: Israeli Gonna Do It

Sat, 04 Jul 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this episode Sam desperately tries to find someone - anyone - to save him from looking at the crisis in the West Bank, Tom King visits a parallel world where the Conservatives actually are the builders and Allyson June Smith takes a look at the Stop Hate for Profit boycott.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore

‘Keyboard Typing’ by https://freesound.org/people/imagery2/
"Crowd Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
‘Applause’ by https://freesound.org/people/joedeshon/
‘Telephone’ by https://freesound.org/people/morgantj/

Some Amount of Evil by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4388-some-amount-of-evil
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/



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Episode 24: Drinking Away the Labour Pains

Sat, 27 Jun 2020 08:00:00 +0100

Rebecca Long-Bailey is fired from the shadow cabinet and the UK looks forward to the pubs reopening. In this episode Sam looks at the latest Labour antisemitism scandal, Danny reserves his seat for July 4th, Allyson June Smith reports on Robert Jenrick's troubles and Tom King tries to find a parallel world that can best illustrate the ethereal horror that is the inside of Stephen Miller's head.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com
Written by Sam Gore with additional material from Tom King

Evil Plan by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3725-evil-plan
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

‘Building Site 2’ by https://freesound.org/people/freemaster2/
‘Baby Birds’ by https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/
‘Computer Start’ by https://freesound.org/people/Sempoo/
‘Up down thing 1’ by https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/
‘Error’ by https://freesound.org/people/Autistic%20Lucario/





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Episode 23: Rightwingwatch

Sat, 20 Jun 2020 08:00:00 +0100

In this special episode, Sam travels to a parallel world to follow the life and struggle of a frightened young creature born into a harsh and violent world. Welcome to Rightwingwatch.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

I See News main theme by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Evil March by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3724-evil-march
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Bumbly March by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3463-bumbly-march
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Romantic Piano  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5471-romantic-piano-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


 
 
 ‘Yucatan Jungle Sounds’ by https://freesound.org/people/folkart%20films/

‘Football Chant’ by https://freesound.org/people/alexlangford/

‘Eating an Apple 02’ by https://freesound.org/people/bongtheproducer/

‘Pouring Soup in a Metal Pan’ by https://freesound.org/people/Hitrison/

‘Monkeys’ by https://freesound.org/people/TeamMasaka/

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Episode 22: Call of Duty - Culture Warfare

Sat, 13 Jun 2020 08:00:00 +0100

The BLM protests continue to dominate the headlines and the UK plunges into a full-blown culture war. In this episode Che Burnley travels to a parallel Earth to see how the movement is unfolding in a place where all lives truly do matter, Danny Sutcliffe takes a look back at the life of Edward Colston and our demonic correspondent Red Redmond unpacks the flaming bag of turds JK Rowling left on the doorstep of the trans community.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Reaching The Sky  by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/6222-reaching-the-sky--long-version
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Industrial Music Box by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/3910-industrial-music-box
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

"Wipe Your Feet!" by https://freesound.org/people/Coral_Island_Studios/

"Splash, Small, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org


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Episode 21: Black Lives Shattered

Sat, 06 Jun 2020 08:00:00 +0100

This week the network welcomes our latest correspondent Che Burnley, who has a look through his inter-dimensional Twitter to see how the Black Lives Matter protests are progressing throughout the multiverse. On top of that Tom King takes a look at Trump's latest enemy in Antifa and Danny Sutcliffe sneaks into the Mogg Conga line at Westminster.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 20: Cumgates & Double Standards

Sat, 30 May 2020 08:00:00 +0100

This week the network itself finds itself in the news after Danny Sutcliffe becomes embroiled in a lockdown scandal. We host a live press conference to set the record straight and Rob Mulholland travels to an alternative Earth to see how well a Labour government are faring in the pandemic.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Sounds used from Freesound.com under the Attribution License:

‘Photo Press Conference’ from http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/

‘Flip Script Pages’ from https://freesound.org/people/themfish/

‘Greek Riot’ from https://freesound.org/people/IliasFlou/

"Destruction, Wooden, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

“Collapsing Building Interior” from https://freesound.org/people/EFlexMusic/

“Explosion” by https://freesound.org/people/Iwiploppenisse/

“Distant WW2 Gunfire” by https://freesound.org/people/Cheeseheadburger/

“Large Earthquake” by https://freesound.org/people/LoafDV/




 


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Intermission: A Message from the Government

Sat, 23 May 2020 08:00:00 +0100

We take a break from our regularly scheduled programming to bring you this message from an increasingly panicked government.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Cinematic Strings  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5478-cinematic-strings-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 19: Emergency Broadcast System 8

Sat, 16 May 2020 08:00:00 +0100

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this episode Monty Burns look at the devolved nations' reaction to the government's Stay Alert message, Sam and Danny discuss nudge theory and Sebastian Forelock puts his neck, face and naked chest on the line to defend the government's new strategy.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 18: Emergency Broadcast System 7

Sat, 09 May 2020 08:00:00 +0100

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this episode Tom King speculates on how the Tories will be looking to ease the UK lockdown, Allyson June Smith looks at the Joe Biden allegations and Rob Mulholland uses self-isolation to answer the eternal question of what's better - cats or dogs?

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 17: Emergency Broadcast System 6

Sat, 02 May 2020 08:00:00 +0100

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this episode Tom King looks at the anti-lockdown protests in the US, Danny's disappointed that his hero wants everyone to drink bleach and the network welcomes its newest correspondent; Sebastian Forelock is here to revel in Boris Johnson's return to work.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

March of the Spoons by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4021-march-of-the-spoons
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Episode 16: Emergency Broadcast System 5

Sat, 25 Apr 2020 08:00:00 +0100

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this episode Sam finds himself unexpectedly unavailable, meaning hosting duties fall to the network's gloriously underprepared resident conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

‘Office Chair Adjustment’ by https://freesound.org/people/blouhond/
"Biting, Crunchy, B.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

Metalicious by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4814-metalicious
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/ 

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Episode 15: Emergency Broadcast System 4

Sat, 18 Apr 2020 08:00:00 +0100

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this episode Red Redmond looks at the fallout of the leaked Labour report, Tom King tries to make sense of anything Donald Trump is doing and Danny feels the same frustrations as business owners up and down the country struggling to access financial support.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 14: Emergency Broadcast System 3

Sat, 11 Apr 2020 08:00:00 +0100

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this episode Newscorp buys up some space on the network to report on Keir Starmer winning the Labour leadership election, Allyson June Smith wonders who we should be snitching on and Danny Sutcliffe ropes Rob Mulholland in to helping him sabotage a 5G mast.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

‘Metal Creaking and Falling’ by https://freesound.org/people/TurtleLG/

‘Horror Sounds’ by https://freesound.org/people/GowlerMusic/

‘Howling Wind’ by https://freesound.org/people/inchadney/

‘Saw’ by https://freesound.org/people/inchadney/

‘Large Spring, Plucked’ by https://freesound.org/people/theshaggyfreak/

Epic Destructive Blockbuster Trailer  by Rafael Krux (Sampled)
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5343-epic-destructive-blockbuster-trailer-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
 
Halloween Theme 1 by Alexander Nakarada
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4735-halloween-theme-1
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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Episode 13: Emergency Broadcast System 2

Sat, 04 Apr 2020 08:00:00 +0100

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this episode Tom King offers a public service announcement on how to best support the NHS, Rob Mulholland takes a look at the White House daily briefings and Danny Sutcliffe reads a soothing bedtime story to the nation's children.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com


‘Doorbell’ by https://freesound.org/people/sjturia/
"Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
“Tiger Roar” by https://freesound.org/people/videog/


Sincerely by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5033-sincerely
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

Glitter Blast by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4707-glitter-blast
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


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Episode 12: Emergency Broadcast System 1

Sat, 28 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

With Britain on lockdown the dimensional gate to the multiverse is closed for business and we're moving to our emergency broadcast system, meaning you'll now be getting shorter episodes every week. In this show Sam and Allyson co-present whilst maintaining social distancing, Red Redmond tries to make the most of his daily exercise routine and Tom King interviews a parent struggling with home schooling. Financial pressure on the network as a result of the pandemic also means we're forced to accept adverts from Danny's new ventures outside of journalism.

I See News is a podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Sound effects from Freesound.org used under the Attribution License:

‘Stabbing Watermelon’ by https://freesound.org/people/theshaggyfreak/
‘Wink 01’ by https://freesound.org/people/newagesoup/
‘Explosion’ by https://freesound.org/people/Iwiploppenisse/
‘Crowd Screaming, A’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/
‘Door, Church, Close’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/
‘Bicycle Bell’ by https://freesound.org/people/Pastabra/
‘Bicycle Passing’ by https://freesound.org/people/Robinhood76/
‘Bicycle Chain Accel Crash’ by https://freesound.org/people/Angel_Perez_Grandi/

Advertise Your Business  by Rafael Krux
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5613-advertise-your-business-
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/


Unseen Horrors by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/4569-unseen-horrors
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/



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Episode 11 Bonus Cut

Thu, 19 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

It's pandemic season! In this Coronavirus special Allyson June Smith tries to wash her hands of the whole thing, Red Redmond goes panic buying, Tom King has a look at Rishi Sunak's budget and Rob Mulholland looks at the youth movement currently fizzling out in America. On top of all that, Danny Sutcliffe self-isolates in the bonus sketch.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Sound effects from Freesound.org used under the Attribution License:

‘Tearing Flesh’ by https://freesound.org/people/aworldwhere/
‘Creepy Lullaby’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/412224/
‘Car Alarm, Distant’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/422051/
‘Iphone Typing’ by https://freesound.org/people/halimturk/
‘Police Siren’ by https://freesound.org/people/FatLane/
‘Washing Hands’ by https://freesound.org/people/Mivori/
‘Golf Tee Off’ by https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/
‘Upland Forest’ by https://freesound.org/people/craftcrest/
‘Gunshot, Distant’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/422051/



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Episode 11: Going Viral

Sat, 14 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

It's pandemic season! In this Coronavirus special Allyson June Smith tries to wash her hands of the whole thing, Red Redmond goes panic buying, Tom King has a look at Rishi Sunak's budget and Rob Mulholland looks at the youth movement currently fizzling out in America.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Sound effects from Freesound.org used under the Attribution License:

‘Tearing Flesh’ by https://freesound.org/people/aworldwhere/
‘Creepy Lullaby’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/412224/
‘Car Alarm, Distant’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/422051/
‘Iphone Typing’ by https://freesound.org/people/halimturk/
‘Police Siren’ by https://freesound.org/people/FatLane/
‘Washing Hands’ by https://freesound.org/people/Mivori/
‘Golf Tee Off’ by https://freesound.org/people/acclivity/
‘Upland Forest’ by https://freesound.org/people/craftcrest/
‘Gunshot, Distant’ by https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/422051/


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Episode 10 Bonus Cut

Sat, 07 Mar 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Britain is underwater, Johnson leaves Priti Patel to absorb all the incoming fire, Dominic Cummings' weirdos misfire and Bernie Sanders is on a roll. In this episode Rob Mulholland goes swimming in Yorkshire, Allyson June Smith takes a look at Britain's new points-based immigration system, Danny gets a new job as a government adviser and Tom King travels to an alternative America that's been feeling the Bern for a few years now. On top of all that, in the bonus sketch Red Redmond looks at the Tories' plans for the BBC.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Sound effects from freesound.org under the Attribution License:

‘Horror Ambience’ by Klankbleed: http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/

‘Meat Sizzle’ by Ch0cchi: https://freesound.org/people/Ch0cchi/

‘Rock Pool by the Ocean’ by Mings: https://freesound.org/people/Mings/

‘Wind At Door Howling 4’ by Bosk1: https://freesound.org/people/Bosk1/

‘Heavy Rain’ by lebaston100: https://freesound.org/people/lebaston100/

‘Chimpanzees Howling’ by allornothing21: https://freesound.org/people/allornothing21/


Circus Of Freaks by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5740-circus-of-freaks
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Episode 10: Honestly, This Floody Country

Sat, 29 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Britain is underwater, Johnson leaves Priti Patel to absorb all the incoming fire, Dominic Cummings' weirdos misfire and Bernie Sanders is on a roll. In this episode Rob Mulholland goes swimming in Yorkshire, Allyson June Smith takes a look at Britain's new points-based immigration system, Danny gets a new job as a government adviser and Tom King travels to an alternative America that's been feeling the Bern for a few years now.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Sound effects from freesound.org under the Attribution License:

‘Horror Ambience’ by Klankbleed: http://www.freesound.org/people/klankbeeld/

‘Meat Sizzle’ by Ch0cchi: https://freesound.org/people/Ch0cchi/

‘Rock Pool by the Ocean’ by Mings: https://freesound.org/people/Mings/

‘Wind At Door Howling 4’ by Bosk1: https://freesound.org/people/Bosk1/

‘Heavy Rain’ by lebaston100: https://freesound.org/people/lebaston100/

‘Chimpanzees Howling’ by allornothing21: https://freesound.org/people/allornothing21/


Circus Of Freaks by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://filmmusic.io/song/5740-circus-of-freaks
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

NewsSting by Kevin MacLeod
Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4124-newssting
License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/

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Episode 9 Extended Cut

Fri, 21 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Trump is innocent, HS2 is happening and Sajid Javid quits the cabinet. In this bonus cut of Episode 9 Danny Sutcliffe looks at the Conservative's freeport plans, Allyson June Smith gets on a high-speed train to nowhere, Tom King experiences police brutality and Monty Burns gets the inside scoop on the Labour leadership campaign. On top of all that, Red Redmond talks to Sam about the Philip Schofield story in the bonus sketch.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Additional music from https://filmmusic.io
"Strength Of The Titans" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)


‘Robot Walk’ by JarAxe: https://freesound.org/people/JarAxe/sounds/204431/
‘Electric Whisk Rev’ by nebulousflynn: https://freesound.org/people/nebulousflynn/sounds/220938/
‘Mini Whisk FX’ by beer belly38: https://freesound.org/people/beerbelly38/sounds/162152/
‘Dock Soundscape’ by dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/86732/
‘Police Car Siren’ by Felfa:  https://freesound.org/people/Felfa/sounds/264408/
‘Bullet Train from Shanghai to Beijing’ by taurindb: https://freesound.org/people/taurindb/sounds/135995/
‘Hunger Games Tribute Cannon Fire’ Tigr_v15: by https://freesound.org/people/Tiger_v15/sounds/234336/

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Episode 9: Pains, Trains and Autocratmobiles

Sat, 15 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

Trump is innocent, HS2 is happening and Sajid Javid quits the cabinet. In this episode Danny Sutcliffe looks at the Conservative's freeport plans, Allyson June Smith gets on a high-speed train to nowhere, Tom King experiences police brutality and Monty Burns gets the inside scoop on the Labour leadership campaign.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Additional music from https://filmmusic.io
"Strength Of The Titans" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)


‘Robot Walk’ by JarAxe: https://freesound.org/people/JarAxe/sounds/204431/
‘Electric Whisk Rev’ by nebulousflynn: https://freesound.org/people/nebulousflynn/sounds/220938/
‘Mini Whisk FX’ by beer belly38: https://freesound.org/people/beerbelly38/sounds/162152/
‘Dock Soundscape’ by dobroide https://freesound.org/people/dobroide/sounds/86732/
‘Police Car Siren’ by Felfa:  https://freesound.org/people/Felfa/sounds/264408/
‘Bullet Train from Shanghai to Beijing’ by taurindb: https://freesound.org/people/taurindb/sounds/135995/
‘Hunger Games Tribute Cannon Fire’ Tigr_v15: by https://freesound.org/people/Tiger_v15/sounds/234336/

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Episode 8 Extended Cut

Sat, 08 Feb 2020 08:00:00 +0000

It's Brexit day here on Earth Prime! In this bonus cut of episode 8 Tom King visits a parallel world with something to teach us about celebrating British independence, Allyson June Smith talks us through the latest impeachment developments, Rob Mulholland hides from the coronavirus in a plastic bubble and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover to figure out just what's going on with all this white privilege we keep hearing so much about. On top of all that in the bonus sketch Red Redmond takes his new demonic parasite along to interview a CEO of a high street bank.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Other music from https://filmmusic.io
"Ishikari Lore" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Achaidh Cheide" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Additional audio from Freesound.org under the Creative Commons license
Sound effects used under the Attribution License:

Hawk Cry by reidodo: https://freesound.org/people/reidedo/sounds/344445/

Auto Assault Rifle by EFlexMusic: https://freesound.org/people/EFlexMusic/sounds/393671/

Crowd Screaming by InspectorJ: https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/421852/

Yucatan Jungle by folkartfilms: https://freesound.org/people/folkart%20films/sounds/122767/

Plastic Bag by aboe: https://freesound.org/people/aboe/sounds/68941/

Plastic Squeak by MorneDelport: https://freesound.org/people/MorneDelport/sounds/326405/

Man Die by thestigmata: https://freesound.org/people/thestigmata/sounds/202037/

Cheer 01 by tim.kahn: https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/337000/

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Episode 8: Brexipendence Day

Sat, 01 Feb 2020 10:00:00 +0000

It's Brexit day here on Earth Prime! In this episode Tom King visits a parallel world with something to teach us about celebrating British independence, Allyson June Smith talks us through the latest impeachment developments, Rob Mulholland hides from the coronavirus in a plastic bubble and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover to figure out just what's going on with all this white privilege we keep hearing so much about.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Other music from https://filmmusic.io
"Ishikari Lore" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

"Achaidh Cheide" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Additional audio from Freesound.org under the Creative Commons license
Sound effects used under the Attribution License:

Hawk Cry by reidodo: https://freesound.org/people/reidedo/sounds/344445/

Auto Assault Rifle by EFlexMusic: https://freesound.org/people/EFlexMusic/sounds/393671/

Crowd Screaming by InspectorJ: https://freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/421852/

Yucatan Jungle by folkartfilms: https://freesound.org/people/folkart%20films/sounds/122767/

Plastic Bag by aboe: https://freesound.org/people/aboe/sounds/68941/

Plastic Squeak by MorneDelport: https://freesound.org/people/MorneDelport/sounds/326405/

Man Die by thestigmata: https://freesound.org/people/thestigmata/sounds/202037/

Cheer 01 by tim.kahn: https://freesound.org/people/tim.kahn/sounds/337000/



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Episode 7 Extended Cut

Sat, 25 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

In this bonus cut of Episode 7 Danny Sutcliffe looks at Trump's brinkmanship, Tom King tries to find out what all the fuss with veganism is about, Red Redmond returns from his investigation into Pat Sharp's plane crash and Rob Mulholland tackles the raging passions around Harry and Meghan's shock announcement. On top of all that, Ro Campbell takes us on a trip down under to look at the bushfire crisis.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
"God Save The Queen" performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Additional audio from Freesound.org under the Creative Commons license
Sound effects used under the Attribution License:

"Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

“Screams and Pain” by ThanVannispen: https://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9429/

‘Budgies Chirping 2’ by Primeval_Polypod: https://freesound.org/people/primeval_polypod/sounds/158630/

‘Wobble Board’ by mars_98: https://freesound.org/people/mars_98/sounds/444901/

"Crowd Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

‘Didgeridoo” by Ephemeral_Rift: https://freesound.org/people/Ephemeral_Rift/sounds/133713/

‘Witches’ Brew Of Horror Mix’ by DudeAwesome: https://freesound.org/people/DudeAwesome/sounds/490056/


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Episode 7: Tank-Topped Big Ben Bungboys

Sat, 18 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode Danny Sutcliffe looks at Trump's brinkmanship, Tom King tries to find out what all the fuss with veganism is about, Red Redmond returns from his investigation into Pat Sharp's plane crash and Rob Mulholland tackles the raging passions around Harry and Meghan's shock announcement.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
"God Save The Queen" performed by the Royal Philharmonic Orchestra
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

Additional audio from Freesound.org under the Creative Commons license
Sound effects used under the Attribution License:

"Door, Front, Opening, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

“Screams and Pain” by ThanVannispen: https://freesound.org/people/thanvannispen/sounds/9429/

‘Budgies Chirping 2’ by Primeval_Polypod: https://freesound.org/people/primeval_polypod/sounds/158630/

‘Wobble Board’ by mars_98: https://freesound.org/people/mars_98/sounds/444901/

"Crowd Screaming, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org

‘Didgeridoo” by Ephemeral_Rift: https://freesound.org/people/Ephemeral_Rift/sounds/133713/

‘Witches’ Brew Of Horror Mix’ by DudeAwesome: https://freesound.org/people/DudeAwesome/sounds/490056/



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Episode 6 Extended Cut

Sat, 11 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

New year, who dis? In this bonus cut of Episode 6 Tom King looks at the Labour leadership contest, Rob Mulholland visits an Earth where the North holds the balance of power and Red Redmond travels to the desert island where Pat Sharp was shipwrecked to find out the horrifying truth of what really happened to his private jet. On top of all that, Danny Sutcliffe takes a look at the spectacle of the New Year's Honours list.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Additional audio from Freesound.org under the Creative Commons license
Sound effects used under the Attribution License:

Hulk Werewolf Beast by Timbre: https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/86241/
Major Destruction Crash Shatter by FunWithSound: https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/412054/
GulfWaves3 by belloisec: https://freesound.org/people/belloisec/sounds/200833/
Pigeons Taking Off by Nakhas: https://freesound.org/people/Nakhas/sounds/360409/
Fighting with Shovels by CGEffex: https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/96213/
Abstract Glitch Effects by Jalastram: https://freesound.org/people/jalastram/sounds/396652/
Small Growling Dog by Jickle:  https://freesound.org/people/Jickle/sounds/321179/

Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 6: World War Twenty Twenthree

Sat, 04 Jan 2020 08:00:00 +0000

New year, who dis? In this episode Tom King looks at the Labour leadership contest, Rob Mulholland visits an Earth where the North holds the balance of power and Red Redmond travels to the desert island where Pat Sharp was shipwrecked to find out the horrifying truth of what really happened to his private jet.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Additional audio from Freesound.org under the Creative Commons license
Sound effects used under the Attribution License:

Hulk Werewolf Beast by Timbre: https://freesound.org/people/Timbre/sounds/86241/
Major Destruction Crash Shatter by FunWithSound: https://freesound.org/people/FunWithSound/sounds/412054/
GulfWaves3 by belloisec: https://freesound.org/people/belloisec/sounds/200833/
Pigeons Taking Off by Nakhas: https://freesound.org/people/Nakhas/sounds/360409/
Fighting with Shovels by CGEffex: https://freesound.org/people/CGEffex/sounds/96213/
Abstract Glitch Effects by Jalastram: https://freesound.org/people/jalastram/sounds/396652/
Small Growling Dog by Jickle:  https://freesound.org/people/Jickle/sounds/321179/

Original music by Eddie French
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Festive Interlude

Sat, 28 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

A short festive episode to keep you going over the holidays - everybody's favourite conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe looks back at 2019.

Auld Lang Syne by Robert Burns, performed by the US Marine Corps Band

'Bong Hit' sound effect by OnionEye: https://freesound.org/people/OnionEye/sounds/176748/

Other sound effects from freesound.org under the Creative Commons license

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Episode 5 Extended Cut

Sat, 21 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

In this bonus cut of episode 5 the Conservatives win a majority, meaning Earth Prime jumps the shark entirely. Danny Sutcliffe investigates the propaganda machine of Dominic Cummings, Red Redmond reports on Pat Sharp's dramatic marine rescue, Rob Mulholland visits a world where Jeremy Corbyn has had two years in power and Tom King tries to find out the true meaning of Christmas. On top of all that, Allyson June Smith takes a look at how and why poverty has become a political weapon in the UK.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Also featuring the voice of Chris Lumb
Title music by Eddie French

Other music from https://filmmusic.io
"We Wish you a Merry Christmas" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Sincerely" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Additional audio from Freesound.org
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 5: Post-Election Depression

Sat, 14 Dec 2019 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode the Conservatives win a majority, meaning Earth Prime jumps the shark entirely. Danny Sutcliffe investigates the propaganda machine of Dominic Cummings, Red Redmond reports on Pat Sharp's dramatic marine rescue, Rob Mulholland visits a world where Jeremy Corbyn has had two years in power and Tom King tries to find out the true meaning of Christmas.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Also featuring the voice of Chris Lumb
Title music by Eddie French

Other music from https://filmmusic.io
"We Wish you a Merry Christmas" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
"Sincerely" by Kevin MacLeod (https://incompetech.com)
License: CC BY (http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

Additional audio from Freesound.org
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 4 Extended Cut

Sat, 07 Dec 2019 06:00:00 +0000

In this bonus cut of Episode 4 Rob Mulholland investigates Russian election interference, Monty Burns looks at how to manage media bias, Tom King visits a truly Conservative vision of the NHS, Heather Bird explains the tax system, Red Redmond moves to a less stressful position at the network and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover within Momentum. On top of all that, Allyson June Smith takes a look at a version of America where Donald Trump grew up very differently.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Additional audio from Freesound.org
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 4: Tax, Lies And Rabbis

Sat, 30 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode Rob Mulholland investigates Russian election interference, Monty Burns looks at how to manage media bias, Tom King visits a truly Conservative vision of the NHS, Heather Bird explains the tax system, Red Redmond moves to a less stressful position at the network and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover within Momentum.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Additional audio from Freesound.org
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 3 Extended Cut

Sat, 23 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

In this bonus cut of Episode 3 the saga of the Jamie Theakston murders comes to a horrifying conclusion, Allyson June Smith and Tom King visit the parallel realities where the Liberal Democrats and the Green Party are in charge, Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover on Jeff Bezos' super-yacht and Rob Mulholland tries to find out if Jeffrey Epstein really did kill himself.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Additional audio from Freesound.org
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 3: Zoe Ball Rising

Sat, 16 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

In this episode the saga of the Jamie Theakston murders comes to a horrifying conclusion, Allyson June Smith and Tom King visit the parallel realities where the Liberal Democrats and the Green Party are in charge and Danny Sutcliffe goes undercover on Jeff Bezos' super-yacht.

I See News is the new podcast from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest satire page. Alternative facts are for wusses - we've got alternative dimensions to pull our news from.

Original music by Eddie French
Additional audio from Freesound.org
Graphic design by Chumchi.com

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Episode 2 Extended Cut

Sat, 09 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

The extended version of Episode 2 of I See News - a brand new, cutting-edge news show from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest weekly satire column.

Sick of one-dimensional media coverage? I See News has access to every parallel world going, pulling in insights and stories from the alternative timelines where just about anything can happen.

Following the announcement of yet another General Election Tom King takes a deep dive into the murky waters of modern propaganda, Monty Burns visits an independent Scotland, Red Redmond updates us on the crimes of Jamie Theakston and internet conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe runs wild in the Hong Kong protest movement.

**BONUS SKETCH** - Rob Mulholland visits the alternate dimension where Priti Patel has crushed the electorate under her boot.

Written and edited by Sam Gore
Featuring the voices of Sam Gore, Allyson June Smith, Monty Burns, Red Redmond, Rob Mulholland, Chris Lumb, Tom King and Danny Sutcliffe
Original music by Eddie French
Logo design by Chumchi.com

This is the extended version of Episode 2 with bonus sketches and headlines, released to the public a week after the original cut. Get early access to these episodes by supporting I See You through Patreon: www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories

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Episode 2 - General Electile Dysfunction

Sat, 02 Nov 2019 08:00:00 +0000

I See News is a brand new, cutting-edge news show from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest weekly satire column.

Sick of one-dimensional media coverage? I See News has access to every parallel world going, pulling in insights and stories from the alternative timelines where just about anything can happen.

Following the announcement of yet another General Election Tom King takes a deep dive into the murky waters of modern propaganda, Monty Burns visits an independent Scotland, Red Redmond updates us on the crimes of Jamie Theakston and internet conspiracy theorist Danny Sutcliffe runs wild in the Hong Kong protest movement.

Written and edited by Sam Gore
Featuring the voices of Sam Gore, Allyson June Smith, Monty Burns, Red Redmond, Chris Lumb, Tom King and Danny Sutcliffe
Original music by Eddie French
Logo design by Chumchi.com

The extended version of this episode with bonus sketches and headlines is available now for those supporting I See You through Patreon: www.patreon.com/ISeeYouStories

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Episode 1

Fri, 18 Oct 2019 21:00:00 +0100

I See News is a brand new, cutting-edge news show from the creator of I See You, Facebook's weirdest weekly satire column.

 Sick of one-dimensional media coverage? I See News has access to every parallel world going, pulling in insights and stories from the alternative timelines where just about anything can happen.

This week we explore an alternative Brexit, find out what's happening with the impeachment proceedings in an America ruled by Hilary Clinton, Jamie Theakston's horrifying secrets are exposed and Danny Sutcliffe gets his own segment to run the truth train on the fake news media.

Written and edited by Sam Gore
Featuring the voices of Sam Gore, Rob Mulholland, Red Redmond, Allyson June Smith and Danny Sutcliffe
Original music by Eddie French
Logo design by Chumchi.com

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