How Ya Dyin'?
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Creator: Paul DiSalvo
Comedy Anthology Audio Drama
Synopsis:
"How Ya Dyin'?" is a Dark Comedy Audio Fiction Anthology Series intended for a mature audience. A caricature of the concept of death itself, the series takes place in a world in which more than ninety percent of the earth's population is born with an unavoidable expiration date. As one may expect, these dates have had a myriad of effects on aspects of life ranging from the economy to entertainment.
Language: English
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Anthology
Genres: Comedy, Science fiction
Completion status: Not applicable
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Episodes:
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Ten: The Cube - Part Two
Mon, 31 Aug 2020 04:10:18 +0000
Part Two of How' Ya Dyin'?'s Season One Finale is here! Voice actress, Sydney Memoro contemplates the ramifications of what she has learned and how this knowledge can be applied.
Cast:
Sam Svensson as the Narrator
Shanna Shotwell As Sydney Memoro
Paul DiSalvo as Jaime Rondina
Noah Psilopolous as Marty
Joe Rossano as WWMMAGA Promotor
Steven DiSalvo as Bryce Taverna and Biff Bistro
Additional Voices by Joe Marcotte and Paul DiSalvo
Sound Credits
Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy
Flamingosis - Feelings of Sentimentality Due To Getting Curved
Flamingosis - Get Yourself Together
Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Nine: The Cube - Part One
Mon, 27 Jul 2020 03:31:02 +0000
Part One of How' Ya Dyin'?'s Season One Finale is here! Voice actress, Sydney Memoro is enlightened by her director and producer, Jaime Rondina.
Credits:
Written and produced by Paul DiSalvo
Voice Cast:
Shanna Shotwell as Sydney Memoro
Sam Svensson as The Narrator
Paul DiSalvo as Jaime Rondina
Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro
Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not Like the Others
Flamingosis - That's Cold
Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy
Flamingosis - A Mile High
zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds
Content Notes:
This episode contains the following:
Excessive Violence
Explicit Language
How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Eight: In The Beginning
Sun, 28 Jun 2020 23:30:49 +0000
Let us harken back to the olden past that is 2007. Since the mid-'80s human beings have been born with mysterious dates on their skin, though nobody knows what they mean. One such individual is Lydia Monroe, whose date is quickly approaching.
Written by Shanna Shotwell and Paul DiSalvo
Produced by Paul DiSalvo
Voice Cast:
Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator
Salem Georgousis as Lydia
Marissa Busby as Evelyn
Adam Hirsch as Levi and Nameless Construction Worker #15
Sarah Atta as Jan
Steven DiSalvo as Bob and Biff Bistro
Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing
Flamingosis - Long Distance
Flamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved
Flamingosis - Another Time
Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy
Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds
Content Notes:
This episode contains the following:
Excessive Violence
Explicit Language
How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Seven: The International Museum of Dead and Defunct Communication
Sun, 24 May 2020 22:01:11 +0000
In the year 2512, Guinevere Freeman works in The International Museum of Dead and Defunct Communication and human beings no longer are required to speak with each other. All is happy. All is good.
Cast:
Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator
Steven DiSalvo as Holographic Biff Bistro
Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not like the others
Flamingosis - Airplane mode
Flamingosis - Never felt a feeling like this
Flamingosis - Last Stop
Flamingosis - Another time
zapsplat.com - additional sounds
How Ya Dyin'? is written and produced by Paul DiSalvo.
Content Notes:
This episode contains the following:
Excessive Violence
Explicit Language
How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.
How Ya Dyin'? Mini-Episode One: The War of Togetherness
Sun, 26 Apr 2020 18:23:31 +0000
With the world on the brink of the largest expiration influx of all time, revered world leaders have an economically beneficial solution!
Credits:
Written and Produced by Paul DiSalvo
Voices:
Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro
Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy
Additional Sounds - Zapsplat.com
Content Notes:
This series includes an excessive amount of death and violence.
How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald
Sun, 22 Mar 2020 20:58:18 +0000
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald How Ya Dyin'? Episode Six: The Ballad of Bertram Fitzgerald Behold Bertram Fitzgerald. A man with no apparent expiration date whose fate is not what it seems.
Voice Credits
Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator
Lucas Grondin as Bertam Fitzgerald
Steven Disalvo as Biff Bistro.
Additional voices by Cat Van Buren and Paul DiSalvo.
Sound Credits
Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ into Fantasy
Flamingosis - That’s Cold
Flamingosis - Ohhh Baby
Flamingosis - A Mile High
Flamingosis - A Groovy Thing
Flamingosis - Airplane mode
Additional Sounds - Zapsplat.com
This episode was written and produced by Paul DiSalvo
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Five: The Final Bout of Brett Butcher
Sun, 26 Jan 2020 19:45:38 +0000
This Sunday night: Former WWMMAGA Champion Brett "The Big Boy" Baker takes on Rodrigo "Spicy Mustard" Johnson in a no holds barred, falls count anywhere, "Gladiatorial Annihilation Match!" Seeing that both of these fighters' expiration dates are set to occur on the day of their fight, this will truly be a fight like no other!
Cast:
Shanna Shotwell as the narrator
Joe Marcotte as Brett Butcher
David Perez as Adam Short
Aaron Cooper as Rodrigo Johnson
Steven Disalvo as Biff Bistro
Joe Rossano as Doug Kennedy, WWMMAGA Booker
Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not Like the Others
Flamingosis - Return of the Love Jones
Flamingosis - Brunch at the Bodega
Flamingosis - Jet Skis & Hennessy
Flamingosis - Another Time
zapsplat.com - Addition sounds
Content Notes:
This episode contains the following:
Excessive Violence
Explicit Language
How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Four: The Night Before Biffmas
Sun, 22 Dec 2019 07:42:21 +0000
Behold Gabe McCoy. A young vigilante who shall be attempting to be a force for justice on the jolliest of holidays: Biffmas Eve.
Cast:
Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator
Will Marcotte as Gabe McCoy
Noah Psilopoulos as Marty
Paul DiSalvo as Gabe’s Monologue, Vince, and Additional Voices
Adam Hirsch as Ambiguous Officer
Ryan Belanger as Aggressive Driver and additional voices
Cat Van Buren - Additional Voices
Melanie Watanabe - Additional Voices
Joe Marcotte - Additional Voices
Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not Like the Others
Flamingosis - Want Me (Need Me)
Flamingosis - Flight of the Flamingo
Flamingosis - Long Distance
Flamingosis - Flute Salad
Flamingosis - Never Felt a Feeling Like This.
Steven DiSalvo - O Tannenbaum
Zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds
Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds
Content Notes:
This episode contains the following:
Violence
Suicide
Explicit Language
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Three: What We Talk About When We Talk About Neptune
Sun, 24 Nov 2019 16:32:55 +0000
Episode three is here!
However, this esteemed crew has been chosen for this voyage due to a reason besides qualifications.Behold, the crew of the US Amphitrite, the first individuals sent on a manned trip to Neptune. However, this esteemed crew has been chosen for this voyage due to a reason besides qualifications.
Cast:
Adam Hirsh as Steven Williamson
Cat Van Buren as Rebecca Everett
Kevin Reidy as Thomas Ramone
Melanie Watanabe as Carla Deet
Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro and Jun Franklin
Steve Chelmsford as Inter-Co Boss
Additional Voices by Paul DiSalvo
Sound Credits
Flamingosis - Not Like the Others
Flamingosis - Return of The Love Jones
Flamingosis - Make Me Late For Breakfast
Flamingosis - You Were Meant for Me
Flamingosis - Guilty Pleasure
Flamingosis - Another Time
zapsplat.com - additional sounds
Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds
Content Notes
This episode contains the following:
Explicit Language
Sexual Themes
Suicide
Drug Use
How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.
How Ya Dyin'? Episode Two: Moyen et le Bonheur Sans Fin
Sat, 19 Oct 2019 01:04:57 +0000
Behold Hannibal Stewart. A man who is guaranteed a notably long life. However, while his lifespan is predetermined, nothing could ensure the quality of his existence.
Join us a Hannibal spends his morning alongside his father, Wesley, who is slated to expire in mere hours.
Cast:
Shanna Shotwell as the Narrator
Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro
David Perez as Hannibal Stewart
Ryan Belanger as Wesley Stewart
Additional voices by Will Marcotte, Adam Hirsch, and Paul DiSalvo
Sound Credits:
Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - Another Time
Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ Into Fantasy
Saint Pepsi - Around
Additional music available within the public domain
zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds
Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds
How Ya Dyin'? Episode One: Happy Endings
Sun, 22 Sep 2019 05:00:00 +0000
The first episode of How Ya Dyin'? has arrived!
In the world driven by human expiration dates, the dateless James Hunt works a respectable blue-collar job at "Happy Endings: Death Dealing Specialists."
Voice Cast:
Shanna Shotwell as The Narrator
Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro
Jared Carlson as James Hunt
Dee Parenteau as Stella Clemont
Joe Rossano as Mr. Clemont
Noah Psilopoulos as Marty
Paul DiSalvo as Vince
Additional Voices by Cat Van Buren, Melanie Watanabe, Ben Grossman, and Joe Marcotte
Music and Sound
Flamingosis - Not Like the Others
Flamingosis - Two Steppin’ Into Fantasy
Flamingosis - Feelings of sentimentality due to getting curved
Flamingosis - Casanova
Flamingosis And Sunset Park
Daniel Simon - Additional Sounds
Mike Koenig - Additional Sounds
Alexander Tram - Additional Sounds
Mike DiAngelo - Additional Sounds
zapsplat.com - Additional Sounds
Content Notes:
This episode contains the following:
Explicit Language
Stalking
Disembowelment
Assisted Suicide
Mass Deaths
Falling from Heights
How Ya Dyin'? is intended for a mature audience. Viewer discretion advised.
Wed, 18 Sep 2019 05:03:02 +0000
We're happy to unveil the preview to our new dark comedy audio fiction series: How Ya Dyin'?
In a world in which over ninety percent of the population is born with a binding expiration date, society and culture have reshaped themselves around their relationships with death.
Credits:
Written and Produced by Paul DiSalvo
Voices:
Steven DiSalvo as Biff Bistro and Griff Bustro
Cat Van Buren as Happy Endings Woman
Melanie Watanabe as Little Tommy
Abbey Kidder as Reporter
Music and Sound
Flamingosis - Two Steppin' Into Fantasy
Flamingosis - Not Like The Others
Flamingosis - Sunset Park
zapsplat.com - Additional sounds
Content Notes:
This series includes an excessive amount of death and violence.