The Backwoods Radio Show
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Creator: Squatch Ronson
Full cast Horror Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
An audio-drama set in a happy little town filled with cannibals, mutants, and other horror clichés. If you like eating human flesh or wearing a severed pig’s head as a mask, then you will love The Backwoods Radio Show!
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Voices: Cast
Genres: Horror, Comedy
Framing device: Show within a show
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Episodes:
Thu, 06 Jul 2023 02:17:24 -0400
Now with a plan in place, Squatch, Gary and Roach King set out to defeat the N.E.W.T. once and for all. Meanwhile, Krimtar adds a new member to The Swarm...
Produced by Michael Lorusso
Guest Starring Andrew Parker as Zebulon
Original Score By Jon Simmons
"Run Hound" By Cellophane Sam
Misc. Sound FX By Zapsplat.com
ARCHIVE: S2 Fourth of July Special - The Emancipator
Tue, 04 Jul 2023 03:38:16 -0400
THROWBACK TO SEASON 2 INDEPENDENCE DAY SPECIAL!
In this special Fourth of July Edition of The Backwoods Radio Show, Squatch shares all the gory ways in which Dogsnout County celebrates the holiday. Meanwhile, a serial killer prowls the streets, choosing his victims based on the Bill of Rights.
Special Thanks to @tinkerbuff_ for inspiring the character of The Emancipator!
Featuring: Andrew Parker as Inside Out Boy - https://linktr.ee/cryptaseries
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Wed, 14 Jun 2023 03:10:00 -0400
Squatch and Gary meet the Roach King. The three of them collude on a plan to eliminate the bloodthirsty N.E.W.T. - Part 2 of 3
Produced by Michael Lorusso
Guest Starring Andrew Parker as Zebulon
Original Score By Jon Simmons
"Run Hound" By Cellophane Sam
Misc. Sound FX By Zapsplat.com
Thu, 01 Jun 2023 00:01:00 -0400
After their home is ripped away from them by the Locustfolk, Squatch and Gary journey down into the sewers with the hope of building a new home for the cannibals of Dogsnout County.
Credits:
Produced By Michael Lorusso
Original Score By Jon Simmons
Featuring Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Misc Sound FX courtesy of Zappsplat.com
Tue, 02 May 2023 00:02:31 -0400
The Dogsnout County Squatch once knew and cherished has been taken over by the Locustfolk, forcing the cannibals down to the sewers beneath the town. They say every day above town is a blessing... Perhaps in time Squatch Ronson can learn to cherish his days below...
Coming June 1st!
SPECIAL: The Halloween Heart Attack REDUX
Thu, 22 Oct 2020 21:15:42 -0400
The two part Halloween Special from Season One recut and re-released as one supersized spook-tacular experience!
Squatch explains how Halloween is celebrated in Dogsnout County. Meanwhile, a giant mutated heart is prowling the streets, butchering all those that cross its path...
Featuring Music By Breakfast Monsters, Jon Simmons, and Kevin MacLeod.
Minisode: Mama vs The Spine-Tinglers
Mon, 21 Sep 2020 21:40:17 -0400
When Mayor Mama finds out that the Locustfolk are converting Dogsnout Residents to The Swarm, she and Bagman prepare for battle.
Featuring Casey Lauren as Mayor Mama.
Wed, 09 Sep 2020 15:10:58 -0400
The Swarm has infested Dogsnout County. Severely outnumbered, Squatch and Gary barricade themselves inside the studio. What ensues is an epic fight for their lives against an endless horde of humanoid locust people...
Featuring Andrew Parker, Robb Robertson, and Matt Kriz as the locust people. And Jon Simmons as Elston Gunn.
Andrew Parker: @cryptaseries
Robb Robertson: @outoftheblank_podcast
Matt Kriz: @thegvillekaiju
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Prologue: Rise Of The Planet The Swarm
Tue, 01 Sep 2020 01:35:18 -0400
Krimtar records his manifesto and plots his revolution with the intent to wipe Dogsnout County from the face of the Earth.
Minisode: The Last Will & Testament of Krimtar The Wise
Tue, 25 Aug 2020 15:49:53 -0400
The humanoid locust person Krimtar The Wise talks about why he was banished from The Swarm, and looks towards the future.
REPOST/RECAP - S2E3: The Bone Park
Wed, 19 Aug 2020 02:24:14 -0400
REPOST/RECAP TO PREPARE FOR THE FINALE!!!
This week in Dogsnout County, a new playground made out of human bones is erected, and Squatch welcomes a familiar face to step in as the new traffic correspondent.
Featuring: Jon Simmons as Elston Gunn & Pelvis Ghastly
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Minisode: Squatch's Campfire #3
Mon, 17 Aug 2020 01:23:00 -0400
Squatch muses about venus fly traps and old friendships.
Mon, 20 Jul 2020 05:52:54 -0400
A sinister pixie prowls the streets of Dogsnout County, harvesting the teeth of children with the help of her club-wielding mutant son, Lester.
Featuring:
Mark Flipe as Lester
Adrian Zambrano
Music:
The Abyss by Mr. Maggot
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Fri, 03 Jul 2020 05:12:29 -0400
In this special Fourth of July Edition of The Backwoods Radio Show, Squatch shares all the gory ways in which Dogsnout County celebrates the holiday. Meanwhile, a serial killer prowls the streets, choosing his victims based on the Bill of Rights.
Special Thanks to @tinkerbuff_ for inspiring the character of The Emancipator!
Featuring: Andrew Parker as Inside Out Boy - https://linktr.ee/cryptaseries
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Mon, 22 Jun 2020 16:46:49 -0400
As a maniacal moose with psychic abilities wreaks havoc across Dogsnout County, Squatch rushes to finish his broadcast so that he can take advantage of free donut day.
Featuring: Robb Robertson as Marv - rastarob22.wixsite.com/outoftheblank
Music:
Crown by Boohag - boohag.bandcamp.com
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
Minisode: The H.A.D.E.S. Institute
Tue, 09 Jun 2020 02:25:43 -0400
A mysterious conglomerate moves to Dogsnout County and residents are not pleased.
Tue, 02 Jun 2020 17:55:49 -0400
As a gang of mutated tentacled children ravage the town, Squatch builds an effigy out of human limbs to scare them off.
Music:
Surf Swamp, Death Stomp By Jon Simmons
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
Fri, 15 May 2020 03:05:14 -0400
Squatch addresses the madness surrounding the pandemic, and shares the numerous ways that Dogsnout County is generously devoting its time and energy to combating the coronavirus.
Music:
Quarantine Queen By Grasskingdoms - linktr.ee/grasskingdoms
Runhound By Cellophane Sam
Mon, 04 May 2020 03:11:12 -0400
Mayor Mama shares her tips on how to make the most out of Spring 2020 during quarantine.
Featuring Casey Lauren as Mayor Mama.
Wed, 18 Mar 2020 03:46:43 -0400
A mysterious shack appears in the woods, luring folks inside it, only to replace their heads with large fungal masses.
Music:
The Tall Man By Poltergeist OD
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
Minisode: Miss Dogsnout County
Tue, 10 Mar 2020 04:25:59 -0400
Squatch showcases the winner of the 42nd Annual Miss Dogsnout County: Princess.
Wed, 04 Mar 2020 03:28:00 -0500
The folks of Dogsnout County live out their wildest sexual fantasies as a bus full of BDSM demons makes its rounds through town.
Guest Starring: Adrian Zambrano & Andrew Parker
Music:
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
TRAILER: The Backwoods Radio Show
Fri, 28 Feb 2020 18:19:55 -0500
If you're a fan of horror and have a twisted sense of humor, then you'll love The Backwoods Radio Show! It's chock full of distasteful jokes, deranged characters, and over the top violence that is sure to tickle your cold black heart!
Minisode: Squatch's Campfire #2 - A Story About Mama
Mon, 24 Feb 2020 02:43:21 -0500
Squatch kicks back by a cozy fire and muses about his dog, and shares a personal anecdote about Mayor Mama.
Wed, 19 Feb 2020 02:29:00 -0500
Squatch sits down to chat with Sir Slug: A man who has created for himself a cocoon made out of garbage bags in the hopes that he may one day transform into a giant butterfly.
Music:
Music for Manatees by Kevin MacLeod Link: https://incompetech.filmmusic.io/song/4102-music-for-manatees/ License: http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Helios 3 By Cullah
S2E4: The Wrath of Torque Tyger
Tue, 04 Feb 2020 02:28:31 -0500
As a maniac clad in BDSM leather rampages across Dogsnout County in his monster truck, Squatch and Gary seek refuge inside the radio station.
Featuring "Judgement Road" by Haunted Garage.
Other Music:
Run Hound By Cellophane Sam
Wed, 29 Jan 2020 02:57:46 -0500
In this week's minisode, Squatch tells the tale of Necro-Nancy; the woman with the ability to re-animate from even the most gruesome of deaths.
Tue, 14 Jan 2020 21:17:00 -0500
This week in Dogsnout County, a new playground made out of human bones is erected, and Squatch welcomes a familiar face to step in as the new traffic correspondent.
Featuring: Jon Simmons as Elston Gunn & Pelvis Ghastly
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Tue, 07 Jan 2020 03:20:48 -0500
Squatch kicks back by a campfire and muses into his old tape recorder about the mysteries of life.
Sat, 04 Jan 2020 01:25:26 -0500
This week, Squatch addresses the cancellation of the town sacrifice, and gives an update on the well-being of Krimtar The Wise.
Today's episode brought to you by Billybob Beetlebug's Corn Shed.
Featuring: Adrian Zombrano, Jon Simmons, and Kristyn Simmons.
Music:
Run Hound by Cellophane Sam
Tue, 31 Dec 2019 01:18:28 -0500
In this Christmas minisode, Squatch and Gary exchange gifts with one another. But the real excitement comes when they open the little black boxes left for them by Satan himself.
Sat, 21 Dec 2019 01:37:08 -0500
In this mini episode, Squatch dives into the lore behind The Spore Zone.
Thu, 12 Dec 2019 05:59:10 -0500
Squatch returns to podcasting with a bus-load of interns, a pyromaniac bear, and a giant car-eating ogre!
Featuring Adrian Zambrano as Barbecue Billy Bear, Frank Schulter, and a brand-new theme song by Jon Simmons.
Music and Other Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
SPECIAL: Praise Be The Cornea-Copia: A Thanksgiving Tale
Thu, 28 Nov 2019 16:12:14 -0500
In this bonus Thanksgiving Episode, Squatch and Gary are visited by the almighty Cornea-Copia: An all-seeing eye that judges Dogsnout County residents on the level of their gratitude, under threat of death.
Music:
The Fallen
By MC Cullah
SPECIAL: The Halloween Heart Attack: Part II
Thu, 31 Oct 2019 14:46:22 -0400
In the heartbreaking conclusion to the Halloween Special, Squatch comes face-to-face with the heart monster... But can he survive a heart attack of this magnitude...? This episode is not for the faint of heart. Is that enough heart puns or should I keep going?
Music & Sound FX: credits.backwoodspod.us
SPECIAL: The Halloween Heart Attack: Part I
Sun, 27 Oct 2019 02:03:03 -0400
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL! Squatch explains how Halloween is celebrated in Dogsnout County. Meanwhile, a giant mutated heart is prowling the streets, butchering all those that cross its path...
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
SEASON FINALE: Wendigo Wonderland
Thu, 15 Aug 2019 14:25:34 -0400
Season Finale! When Wendigo Joe transforms back into an actual wendigo, Dogsnout County is thrown into an ice age. As the wendigo rampages through town, slaughtering countless Dogsnoutians in its path, Squatch and Gator Gary try to keep warm by throwing interns on the fire.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
S1E9: Nickel-Smarts: The Lesser Evil Clown
Mon, 29 Jul 2019 15:55:17 -0400
Squatch discusses the new Blood Tower erected in town, and covers the recent shenanigans of Nickel-Smarts the Evil Clown.
Featuring: Andrew Parker, Co-Creator of Crypta! @cryptaseries
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
Sat, 13 Jul 2019 01:58:58 -0400
After Squatch was thrown into a portal by Cthulhu last week, Gator Gary has no choice but to step in and host. Will Squatch ever return? Only time will tell...
Special guest this week: Adrian Zambrano of Valle De Cielo Gris @valledecielogrispodcast
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
Thu, 27 Jun 2019 22:28:00 -0400
In this cosmic episode inspired by the works of H.P. Lovecraft, Squatch Ronson addresses the virus going around that's transforming people into fish, while he attempts to evade the merciless Cthulu.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
Thu, 13 Jun 2019 15:05:00 -0400
In this week's episode, Squatch addresses the whereabouts of Wendigo Joe and takes a call from a subterranean humanoid locust person looking to bridge the gap between Locustfolk and Cannibals.
Sound Fx Used In Our Show: credits.backwoodspod.us
Sat, 01 Jun 2019 14:58:00 -0400
In this week's episode, Squatch addresses the Hell portal that has opened up in town and showcases a standout citizen in town: Bagman.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
Wed, 15 May 2019 01:04:00 -0400
In a very special episode of the show, Squatch has an in-depth conversation with the founder of The Plasma Pool: A place where families go to bond together by literally fusing together into one entity.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
Wed, 01 May 2019 03:03:00 -0400
Mayor Mama launches a campaign to supply the alcoholics of Dogsnout County with free breast milk from her teet, and Squatch hires a new weatherman.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
S1E2: R.I.P. Gator Gary, Our Favorite Mutant
Fri, 25 May 2018 20:42:00 -0400
Dogsnout County loses its most beloved mutant, the rabid children are returned to Hank's Child Farm, and Squatch suspects that the evil clown Nickelsmarts is back to his old shenanigans. This episode brought to you by The Foot Baron.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us
S1E1: Hank's Child Farm (Pilot)
Thu, 10 May 2018 01:05:00 -0400
Squatch discusses the incident at Hank's Child Farm, the elusive King Pork, and provides listeners with some travel tips. He also takes a call from a listener, and features a sermon by Wendigo Joe.
Music and Sound Fx Credits: credits.backwoodspod.us