The Adventures of Dave Garrison
19 episodes
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Meet Dave Garrison, a humble Colorado man in his jeans and plaid shirt, who somehow keeps stumbling into the weirdest and most outlandish adventures. Born from the The Dads comedy shows, Dave’s journey takes him from the laid-back streets of Dadhalla to global Illuminati conspiracies, alien encounters, time travel, and the ultimate challenge: figuring out how to cook a decent dinner. Created by Gary John Miller and produced by Best Worst Cantina Media. Based upon characters created by The Dads Comedy.
Language: English
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Full cast
Narrator: None
Genres: Comedy
Framing device: None
Soundscape: Sound effects & music
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
BONUS: Conversations in Dave Garrison’s Garage
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:56:34 GMT
Three dads. One garage. A few beers. What starts as a heart-to-heart about life, family, and aging quickly spirals into something far more unhinged.
BONUS: The Severe Beating of a Ref at a Little Girl's Soccer Game
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:53:53 GMT
The Dads are just trying to enjoy a peaceful afternoon watching their daughters play soccer—until Dave Garrison completely loses it over a missed call. Chaos erupts, dad rage explodes, and the referee might never walk the same again. A brutally funny look at suburban sports culture… gone way too far.
BONUS: Dadprov – Dadliest Catch
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:50:39 GMT
Recorded live at the Chaos Bloom Theater in Denver, CO, join Dave Garrison and his comedy troupé, Dadliest Catch (Dave Samson, Dave Garrison, and Dave Jackson), as they unleash their improv skills on stage. This might be the greatest improv performance ever captured on audio of all time.
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:47:16 GMT
Still riding together in the car, the Daves close their epic journey by rapping along to a Kendrick Lamar track from Dave Samson’s CD. Turns out Samson’s got some serious flow, making this unexpected dad rap the perfect send-off
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:45:23 GMT
After escaping the surreal realm of Dadhalla, the Daves finally reach California, where Dave Garrison comes face to face with his daughter, Hannah. Confronted with the reality of his past mistakes, Dave grapples with what it means to be a dad—and a deadbeat.
World's Greatest Dad of All Time: The Final Test
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:43:25 GMT
In a mysterious cave filled with ancient traps, the Dads face their ultimate challenge: choosing the true World’s Greatest Dad trophy. Pick wrong, and it’s game over. With high stakes and higher tension, this final test will push their dad skills—and luck—to the limit.
World's Greatest Dad of All Time: Dad's Joking Off
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:40:46 GMT
Father Time presides over the ultimate dad joke showdown between Dave Garrison and the legendary Thad the Dad. When Dave drops The Aristocrats—the famously filthy joke Johnny Carson loved—expect laughter, gasps, and a battle for the crown of comedy king.
World’s Greatest Dad of All Time: Art of the Dad
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:37:49 GMT
In the second challenge to become the World’s Greatest Dad of All Time, Dave Samson takes on grilling the perfect steak and cutting the lawn—armed with nothing but a gas station samurai sword. Chaos, smoke, and dad skills collide in this test of suburban mastery.
World’s Greatest Dad of All Time: Feats of Strength
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:26:05 GMT
The Dads find themselves thrust into a cosmic competition to determine the World’s Greatest Dad of All Time. Father Time presides over a series of ridiculous challenges—starting with Dave Jackson’s test of strength: opening stubborn jars and tossing random objects over his head. May the best dad win… or at least survive.
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:19:00 GMT
Just when they think the road trip can’t get any weirder, the Daves are suddenly transported through a mysterious portal to Dadhalla—a strange, surreal realm where dad jokes rule and suburban legends come to life. Adventure, absurdity, and destiny collide in this epic chapter of The Adventures of Dave Garrison.
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:15:26 GMT
As the Daves cruise along, they listen to Dave Samson’s latest track on his homemade CD—a heartfelt rewrite of a Lady Gaga classic celebrating dad friendship.
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:12:47 GMT
Stranded after their desert drag race disaster, the Daves limp their beat-up Honda Element into a roadside repair shop—only to uncover something far more powerful than an oil change. The mechanic speaks of a long-lost legend: a chosen one from Dadhalla, destined to unite the dads and restore balance to the suburbs. What Dave is the hero?
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:10:04 GMT
Speeding through the Nevada desert en route to a Vegas pitstop, the Daves find themselves in a dusty showdown with a gang of rival dads. Engines roar, egos flare, and a questionable street race ends with a spectacular breakdown—mechanical and emotional. It’s almost like Fast & Furious, if Vin Diesel had New Balance shoes pressing the pedal to the metal in a Honda Element in dry heat as they listened to Journey.
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:04:23 GMT
Somewhere near a dried-up lake bed, the Daves dive deep into an existential debate over the lyrics to Bon Jovi’s Livin’ on a Prayer. Is Tommy working on the docks—or just emotionally unemployed? As heatstroke sets in and the radio blares, their friendship—and sanity—is put to the test.
Wed, 21 May 2025 09:01:31 GMT
Somewhere deep in Utah, Dave Jackson discovers what a Mormon is—and spirals into a theological tailspin involving caffeine bans, magic underwear, and the legacy of NFL legend Steve Young. As the Daves try to find their way out of the desert, they stumble into a cultural detour they’ll never forget.
Wed, 21 May 2025 08:58:19 GMT
Trapped in a beat-up car somewhere in Nevada, Dave Garrison faces his greatest challenge yet: holding in a full bladder while one of the greatest songs of all time plays on the radio. Stopping isn’t an option. Missing the moment isn’t either. Something’s gotta give.
Wed, 21 May 2025 08:52:04 GMT
During a long stretch of highway and a game of Would You Rather, Dave Jackson opens up about his lifelong admiration for a famous fitness influencer—only to realize mid-convo that the guy might be a total fraud. As the truth sinks in, Jackson's worldview is shattered.
Wed, 21 May 2025 08:46:58 GMT
Dave Garrison and his reluctant sidekick Dave Samson find themselves in the middle of a late-night gas station robbery. With nothing but quick wits and questionable courage, these two hapless heroes try to stop the crime—and probably make things way worse.
Wed, 21 May 2025 08:38:35 GMT
When lovable deadbeat Dave Garrison gets a surprise late-night call from an ex, he’s shocked to learn he has a daughter—and she’s stranded in California. With no money, a car that barely runs, and zero parenting experience, Dave turns to his offbeat neighbors for help. Together, they hit the road on a chaotic, cross-country mission full of sketchy motels, bad decisions, and unexpected heart.