Tales from the Glass-Guarded World
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Creator: Tales from the Glass-Guarded World
Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
We're an actual-play D&D podcast, based on a homebrew campaign setting. Join us to follow the adventures of Tara, Finn, Paxton, Aethelflaed, and Aster Fortuna in a strange world sealed inside glass. You can find more details at tftggw.com, facebook.com/talesfromtheglassguardedworld, twitter.com/TFTGGW, or at tftggw.libsyn.com.
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Voices: Cast
Genres: Fantasy
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Episodes:
Sat, 28 Sep 2024 11:00:00 +0000
We've collected your questions, and now you get answers! Thanks to all the people who have made this possible:
- Shaun, Shubert, Dan, Alex, and Jake from the House of Bob podcast
- Fox from the Adventure.exe podcast
- Rhett from the Stack o’ Dice podcast
- Ben Carter
- Brandon Weigel
- Christine
- Ignacio Corva, whose art you should go look up right now
- Pavel
- Pink a.k.a. Josh a.k.a. the Pink Pastor a.k.a. the other Josh
- Ryan from Brave Adventures
- Padraig
- My wife, Liz
- And especially my players: Andy, Ashley, Bryan, Chris, Danielle, Jessica, and Josh!
Be sure to keep up with us on the House of Bob and Tales of Bob podcasts! We'll continue producing fun actual-play stuff there, and you can join us on the House of Bob Discord server.
Thanks for listening! It has been a pleasure to produce a game that hundreds of people enjoyed hearing. We wish you well in life and in your own games!
Sat, 21 Sep 2024 11:00:00 +0000
What happens to the Glass Guardians once the dust settles? Do they stay together? Do they go their separate ways? How does Coral get along with those other deities? We'll hear the players explain their characters' epilogues, and that is truly the end of our story.
But wait, there's still next week's final Q&A! Be sure to keep us in your podcast feed a little longer, and subscribe to the House of Bob and Tales of Bob podcasts!
TFTGGW Episode 189 - An End and Its Elf
Sat, 14 Sep 2024 04:08:00 +0000
We're finally here! It's the last regular actual-play episode of Tales from the Glass-Guarded World. Will everyone--or anyone--survive the battle against Levarrion? What surprises does he have waiting for the Glass Guardians?
Art for this episode is by Ignacio Corva
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 188 - Jumping To the Conclusion
Sat, 07 Sep 2024 11:00:00 +0000
The battle in Artalaravella is over, but now the part must chase down Levarrion and end this once and for all. But what will they find when they get to Benorthan and World 83?
Art for this episode is by Ignacio Corva.
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 187 - Coral Draws Ascension To Herself
Sat, 31 Aug 2024 11:00:00 +0000
The battle against Levarrion and his allies continues! The heroes are outnumbered, but they're tough, and they have a god on their side. Gods don't usually hang out with mortals for long, though.
Art for this episode is by Shaunmakes!
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 186 - The Last Clap
Sat, 24 Aug 2024 11:00:00 +0000
This is it! We had a long recording day to finish up the podcast, and this is where it starts. The heroes attend Levarrion's coronation, where everything will go smoothly and all endings will be happy, right?
Check out the new art for this episode from Shaunmakes!
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 185 - Woe and Behold
Sat, 17 Aug 2024 11:00:00 +0000
The heroes have proven they can defeat two decrepit mounds of flesh, but can they also take on a beholder? It turns out beholders don't have legendary resistances, so the answer is probably "yes". Dang.
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 184 - The Writhing Is On the Wall
Sat, 10 Aug 2024 11:00:00 +0000
The battle against the Neogi has begun! Two disgusting mounds of flesh need to be slain, and the party has the advantage of surprise. Do the Neogi have any surprises of their own?
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 183 - The Eye Has Been Cast
Sat, 03 Aug 2024 11:00:00 +0000
The party prepares for battle with the Neogi, and Zartok magically scouts out the area for their stealthy incursion.
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 182 - Aster's Amazing Abode
Sat, 27 Jul 2024 11:00:00 +0000
With the battle looming, Aster presents the heroes with a gift and a chance to rest.
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 181 - Don't Hurry, War's Crappy
Sat, 20 Jul 2024 11:00:00 +0000
The final battle with the Neogi approaches, and Tara is invited to the war council. Meanwhile, the rest of the party keeps busy around the camp.
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 180 - Such a Punchable Face
Sat, 13 Jul 2024 11:40:00 +0000
It's finally time: The party must confront Levarrion. That's probably bad for them, but good for us, because it means we get new art from Ignacio Corva! Check it out on the Discord server or on tftggw.com.
We have already recorded the final TFTGGW episodes, including a lengthy Q&A, but if you still have more questions, get in touch with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. You can also send us an email.
Sat, 06 Jul 2024 11:00:00 +0000
This chat was recorded as a test to make sure our audio equipment was all working properly, because the next day we started recording the final episodes of Tales from the Glass-Guarded World! We're getting very close to the end. If all goes as planned, you'll hear the final episodes before the end of 2024.
Remember to listen to us on the House of Bob and Tales of Bob, too! You can find the music from Broken Tusk Rising on Mike's Bandcamp page.
TFTGGW Episode 179 - The Best-Laid Plans of Dice Women Oft Go Okay
Sat, 22 Jun 2024 11:00:00 +0000
We're in the home stretch! With our skill challenges done, the party members reunite months later on the Moonstone to plan their next steps, while Coral deals with the consequences of becoming a god.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
The Skeleton Crew Rolls the Bones
Sat, 08 Jun 2024 11:00:00 +0000
We're almost back to the main story, but today Jessica runs us through a one-page RPG called Adventure Skeletons by Grant Howitt and Chris Taylor. A group of skeletons from the wizard research complex decides to venture out into the world, and what they encounter is ridiculous.
Next time we'll be back to regular episodes, and we'll continue with those until the podcast ends!
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email. We have an entire channel on Discord for end-of-show questions, some come ask us about those things you always wondered about or risk never finding out!
Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Cowboy Bebob - Memory and Weight
Sat, 01 Jun 2024 11:00:00 +0000
We have music from the Tales of Bob series "Cowboy Bebob" again this week. Next week we'll be back with a silly one-shot GM'd by Jessica, and then two weeks after that we return to the main TFTGGW story until the podcast is finished!
Art for this episode is by Trevor a.k.a. @CosmicAmazing on Instagram.
Star Frontiers Homebrew Playtest Part 3
Sat, 25 May 2024 11:00:00 +0000
Part 3 of our Start Frontiers homebrew rules playtest continues the story of S.C.U.M., the Splendid Company of Upstanding Mercenaries. They've made their way inside the Aramax One power facility to destroy the computer in the basement, only to discover some mercenaries have already broken in, disarmed the guards, and occupied the basement to do...something. Now they're making their way down the stairs to confront the other mercenaries. It's a confusing mess, isn't it?
Art for this episode is by Brandon Weigel and Shaunmakes!
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email. We have an entire channel on Discord for end-of-show questions, some come ask us about those things you always wondered about or risk never finding out!
Star Frontiers Homebrew Playtest Part 2
Sat, 11 May 2024 11:00:00 +0000
Part 2 of our Start Frontiers homebrew rules playtest continues the story of S.C.U.M., the Splendid Company of Upstanding Mercenaries. They've made their way inside the Aramax One power facility to destroy the computer in the basement, but it looks like someone else broke in first.
Art for this episode is by Brandon Weigel and Shaunmakes!
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email. We have an entire channel on Discord for end-of-show questions, some come ask us about those things you always wondered about or risk never finding out!
Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Cowboy Bebob - Intro
Sat, 04 May 2024 11:00:00 +0000
This month we're back to a music release, and it's the intro theme from the Tales of Bob miniseries "Cowboy Bebob"! It's inspired by the music of Yoko Kanno and the Seatbelts from Cowboy Bebop, of course. You can hear Mike's friend Norman (from all the way back in high school!) at the beginning.
Art for this episode is by Trevor a.k.a. @CosmicAmazing on Instagram.
Next week we'll be back with Part 2 of the Star Frontiers playtest.
Star Frontiers Homebrew Playtest Part 1
Sat, 27 Apr 2024 11:00:00 +0000
We're rapidly approaching the end of TFTGGW, but we're taking a break from the main story for this amazing playtest of some new homebrew rules for the classic Star Frontiers role-playing game. Pink, Brandon, Pavel, and Rhett each play members of S.C.U.M., the Splendid Company of Upstanding Mercenaries as they undertake a very shady mission.
We think you'll really enjoy this three-part miniseries! At some point we'll have a Star Frontiers over on the Tales of Bob podcast, but first we have to iron out the wrinkles in the game itself.
Art for this episode is by Brandon Weigel and Shaunmakes!
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email. We have an entire channel on Discord for end-of-show questions, some come ask us about those things you always wondered about or risk never finding out!
TFTGGW Episode 178 - A Query of Coral Sentiments
Sat, 13 Apr 2024 11:00:00 +0000
While Zartok, Ansna, and Gerlos are spreading the Far Off One's magical jars, the rest of the Glass Guardians (Tara, Aster, Coral, Mama Sass, Gasten, and their deck hand, Silver Eyes) are trying to spread the good word about Coral Petrichor, the new god of knowledge. It's time for another narrative skill challenge!
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
Sat, 06 Apr 2024 11:00:00 +0000
This month's chat is just a podcast update from Mike. We're getting near the end of the podcast, so send us your questions! You can contact us using email, Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord.
Remember to listen to us on the House of Bob and Tales of Bob, too! You can find the music from Broken Tusk Rising on Mike's Bandcamp page.
TFTGGW Episode 177 - ZARTOK IN SPAAAAAACE!
Sat, 23 Mar 2024 12:00:00 +0000
The party has split! Zartok, Ansna, and Gerlos are spreading the Far Off One's magical jars around the inside of the crystal sphere that contains their solar system (we're using the classic 2nd Edition Spelljammer cosmology, not the 5E Spelljammer cosmology). Can they succeed at a skills challenge and place enough jars for their plan to work?
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 176 - What seems to be the problem, Artificer?
Sat, 09 Mar 2024 12:00:00 +0000
After visiting Ronkthrak, and requesting permission to revisit the gods, the party heads straight for the Godspeak.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
Sat, 02 Mar 2024 12:00:00 +0000
Once again we lack music to share this week, so I'm talking to Brandon, Pavel and Rhett about various actual-play podcast stuff! If there's anything you'd like us to talk about (TTRPG related), or if you have an opinions on what we talk about in this chat, send us an email!
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TFTGGW Episode 175 - Are you there, God? It's me, Aster.
Sat, 24 Feb 2024 12:00:00 +0000
After further, additional, continuing, supplementary discussion, the party decides on a course of action.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 174 - Decide and Conquer
Sat, 10 Feb 2024 12:00:00 +0000
The decision making continues! Nothing will interrupt the exciting discussion action you all crave. No one will be permitted to go to the lobby. Stay in your seats! Make sure you visit the restroom before you start listening.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
Sat, 03 Feb 2024 12:00:00 +0000
Once again we lack music to share this week, so instead Ashley, Jessica, Josh, and Mike are talking about Mike's ongoing plan to revise the old Star Frontiers game. If there's anything you'd like us to talk about (TTRPG related), or if you have an opinions on what we talk about in this chat, send us an email!
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think!
TFTGGW Episode 173 - Divine Punishment
Sat, 27 Jan 2024 12:00:00 +0000
The party has been trying to get some answers, ideas, or decisions out of Mun the Immortal, in his orbitting wizard tower. So far they've only learned that the Far Off One's plan would work.
Now Mun has teleported to Corellon's Needle to talk to Coral, who is sulking after Zartok said some unkind things. Brace yourself for some big revelations!
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 172 - It's a Munderful Strife
Sat, 13 Jan 2024 12:00:00 +0000
The Glass Guardians head to Mun's orbiting tower, the Moonstone, to get some advice. They may not like what they hear. Be sure to stick around for the outtakes at the end!
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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Sat, 06 Jan 2024 12:00:00 +0000
We don't have any new music to share this week, so instead Josh and Mike are talking about odds and ends. We might keep doing this every month! If there's anything you'd like us to talk about (TTRPG related) send us an email!
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think!
TFTGGW Episode 171 - Get Over Split
Sat, 23 Dec 2023 12:00:00 +0000
With the battle over, and the gnome village abandoned, the party has to decide what to do next. Zartok has already made up his mind, however, and his choice doesn't involve the rest of the party.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 170 - It Breaks a Village
Sat, 09 Dec 2023 12:00:00 +0000
With their exhausting combat behind them, the party returns to the gnome village only to get more bad news. They're going to have to start making big decisions.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
December 2023 Tales of Bob Reminder
Sun, 03 Dec 2023 03:07:00 +0000
Hey, remember to listen to Tales of Bob for more great tabletop role-playing game action! You can find Tales of Bob in all your favorite podcast apps, like Apple Podcasts, Spotify, Pandora, Google Podcasts, Pocket Casts, or use this RSS link: https://feeds.simplecast.com/bHcOhDd9
We'll be back with a regular TFTGGW episode next week!
TFTGGW Episode 169 - Slaughterhouse Dive
Sat, 25 Nov 2023 12:00:00 +0000
Just when the party seemed victorious, the enemy spelljammer started falling. With only a few rounds before both ships smash into the ground, can Aster and Coral make their way to the other ship to try to release Corellon's Needle from the grappling arms? Coral still has a revivify spell ready for Gerlos, right?
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 168 - Free Spider Problem
Sat, 11 Nov 2023 12:00:00 +0000
After spending an episode trying to break their ship free, and setting the enemy ship on fire, the Neogi have launched another assault! Does the party have anything left to throw at them, literally or metaphorically?
This one gets bad, listeners.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - Echoing Combat
Sat, 04 Nov 2023 11:00:00 +0000
It's the first release of the month, so we're back to music. This time it's from Tales of Bob: Broken Tusk Rising. We have a lot of combat music for that show, because 1) Pathfinder 2E adventures have a lot of combat, and 2) combat tends to be a bit drawn out.
Next week we're back to the Glass Guardians as their ship continues to be grappled by the Neogi Mindspider.
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TFTGGW Episode 167 - Dithering Heights
Sat, 28 Oct 2023 11:00:00 +0000
The heroes are so, so tired, and the enemy just keeps coming. If they happen to earn a breather, they'll use the time productively and then take decisive action, right?
Right?
Okay, so this episode is going to be a bit less exciting.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 166 - I Need a Nap
Sat, 14 Oct 2023 11:00:00 +0000
The fight continues, as more Neogi show up to attack the heroes in their moment of weakness.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Neogi Combat
Sat, 07 Oct 2023 23:00:00 +0000
This week we have music by which to struggle against evil alien spiders from another world! It's the Neogi Combat music from episode 165.
Next week we have a new episode with the Glass Guardians! Will they all make it out of this incredibly taxing combat alive?
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 165 - This Ain't No Time for Cheese
Sat, 23 Sep 2023 11:00:00 +0000
With the slavers defeated, the Glass Guardians thought they could take a break...and that's right when the action clock hit six and the Neogi appeared. Now the spidery Neogi ship is rapidly approaching. Do the heroes have enough left in them to fight it off?
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 164 - Bitten in the Ballista
Sat, 09 Sep 2023 11:00:00 +0000
And we're back! Season 4 begins right where we left off, as the party races to rescue Tara from the slavers. Can they reach her in time? Can the heroes fight off the slavers on the ground and their ship in the air? How did they find the Glass Guardians, the gnome village, and the wizard research complex? What will happen now that these locations are no longer secret? It's time to find out!
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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Sat, 02 Sep 2023 11:00:00 +0000
It does what it says on the tin! This is the announcement for the 4th (and hopefully final?) season of TFTGGW. Tara and the gang return on September 9, 2023.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 18 - The Cloth Kingdom
Sat, 26 Aug 2023 11:00:00 +0000
It's the final episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds! How in the world is Pink going to wrap all this up?
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex. Special thanks to Brandon, Pavel, Padraig, Ryan, Bryan, and Pink for creating this amazing miniseries. What a treat!
In the next episode we'll return to the main TFTGGW story.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 17 - Paxton's Pachyderm Pal Promulgates Punishment
Sat, 12 Aug 2023 11:00:00 +0000
In the penultimate episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds, chaos has broken out all over the Iron Emperor's castle, as heroes confront a new evil, as well as an old one: Paxton has just touched a magical glassteel sword!
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - War Drums
Sat, 05 Aug 2023 23:00:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is combat music from Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
This is some music we usually play at the beginning of combat to get things warmed up. It's hard to go wrong with using lots of drums for this campaign.
Artwork for this episode is by Shaunmakes.
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...or your favorite podcast app. Videos will appear on the House of Bob YouTube channel:
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Be sure to listen and gives us a review on Apple Podcasts if you like it! We'll be back next week with another episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds. There are only four episodes left!
Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 16 - Everything But the Kitchen Sink
Sat, 29 Jul 2023 11:00:00 +0000
All heck breaks loose as Paxton and his rag golem friends confront the Iron Emperor, and the power behind the throne!
Art for this episode is by Ignacio Corva and by Brandon of Love and Hex (and some other folks, including Pink, Ryan, Pavel, and Mike).
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 15 - Imperator, the Imperious Imperial Emperor
Sat, 15 Jul 2023 11:00:00 +0000
With Aethelflaed now in the party, Paxton and the Lumpens must follow "Ataulf" to a fateful meeting with the Iron Emperor.
Art for this episode is by Ignacio Corva and by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - The Aurora Iobara
Sat, 08 Jul 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is combat music from Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
This is some atmospheric music to represent Golarion's equivalent of the Northern Lights.
Artwork for this episode is by Shaunmakes.
You can subscribe to Tales of Bob in all the usual places:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/.../tales-of-bob/id1651110002
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...or your favorite podcast app. Videos will appear on the House of Bob YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3UdddFHGMc
Be sure to listen and gives us a review on Apple Podcasts if you like it! We'll be back next week with another episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds. There are only four episodes left!
Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 14 - Tales from the Ales from the Glass-Guarded World
Sat, 24 Jun 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Paxton and the Lumpens have arrived in the town of Bingerton. There are old friends here running a successful business. Can Paxton convince them to join his quest?
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 13 - Ales from the Glass-Guarded World
Sat, 10 Jun 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Paxton and the Lumpens are heading into the Iron Empire, but they might run into some unexpected old friends!
Art for this episode is by Ignacio Corva.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - Brass Combat
Sat, 03 Jun 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is combat music from Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
This is the horn-heavy combat first used during the barge fight in episode 13, "Bees and Dees". The original idea was to have a lot of brass-focused music to represent the mammoths of the Broken Tusk following, but the mammoths haven't played as large a role as I expected!
Artwork for this episode is by Shaunmakes.
You can subscribe to Tales of Bob in all the usual places:
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RSS: feeds.simplecast.com/bHcOhDd9
...or your favorite podcast app. Videos will appear on the House of Bob YouTube channel:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3UdddFHGMc
Be sure to listen and gives us a review on Apple Podcasts if you like it! We'll be back next week with another episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds, and the conclusion of the trial of Paxton!
Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 12 - Lumpen Gives Charles Some TLC
Fri, 26 May 2023 11:00:00 +0000
With Paxton and his rag golem friends legally cleared, they are leaving the Great Forest as quickly as possible, heading for the Iron Empire. Some people just can't let go, however.
Art for this episode is by Ignacio Corva.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 11 - We Know How To Pronounce Geas
Sat, 13 May 2023 11:00:00 +0000
The verdict is in! Then everyone has to deal with the fallout. What comes next for Paxon and the Lumpens?
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - Mysterious Combat
Sat, 06 May 2023 23:00:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is combat music from Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
This is the mysterious guitar combat music from the end of episode 11. It's a big departure from the previous Quest for the Frozen Flame combat music.
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Be sure to listen and gives us a review on Apple Podcasts if you like it! We'll be back next week with another episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds, and the conclusion of the trial of Paxton!
Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 10 - A Brief Arboreal Amicus
Sat, 29 Apr 2023 11:00:00 +0000
The Trial of Paxton/Frith continues! Paxton must confront his accusers, and hope that somehow his rag golem lawyers can persuade the court of his (sort of) innocence. Pink is doing an amazing job DMing, isn't he?
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 9 - Lumpen and Lumpen, Linen Lawyers
Sat, 15 Apr 2023 12:18:00 +0000
Paxton (or Frith!) and the Lumpens have been captured by the forces of the city of Two, and now Paxton faces judgement for past crimes. It's finally time for the Trail of Paxton! Can his attorneys defend him adequately? Do they even know what a trial is?
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - Tribal Meeting
Sat, 01 Apr 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is combat music from Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
This was originally intended to be a theme used for any kind of tribal meeting, but it eventually came to just be Grandfather Eiwa's theme. I don't know if I'll be able to use it again now that...well, no spoilers, I guess!
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 8 - The Druid Formerly Gnome As Elk
Sat, 25 Mar 2023 11:00:00 +0000
Paxton (or Frith!) and the Lumpens have been captured by the forces of the city of Two, and are on their way to the city for trial. They've been ambushed by the Deep Druids, and now must fight their way free--or rather fight their way back into imprisonment.
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 7 - Druids and Druids and Druids, Oh My!
Sat, 11 Mar 2023 12:56:00 +0000
Paxton (or Frith!) and the Lumpens have been captured by the forces of the city of Two, and are on their way to the city for trial. There's some trouble along the way, and the Lumpens' excessive friendliness irritates some of the escort, but what you really want to know is can they pronounce prestidigitation?
Tales of Bob, our new clean actual-play podcast, has launched! You can subscribe now and listen in all the usual places! We'll be releasing music from the new podcast here on the TFTGGW feed for a while.
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It's also in all the other places you might look for it. Who's in this new podcast, you ask? Our DM, Mike, is running a Pathfinder 2E campaign, and we have Josh, Jessica, Janette, and Shaun as players. You'll love it! Please subscribe, download, listen, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - Percussive Combat
Sat, 04 Mar 2023 12:00:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is combat music from Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
You can subscribe to Tales of Bob in all the usual places:
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...or your favorite podcast app. Videos will appear on the House of Bob YouTube channel:
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Be sure to listen and gives us a review on Apple Podcasts if you like it! We'll be back next week with another episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds.
Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 6 - A Nose for Treble
Sat, 25 Feb 2023 12:00:00 +0000
We continue the story of Paxton and his rag golem friends as they leave Veggietown and travel to the Great Forest--and then immediately get in trouble. This miniseries has been wild, and is about to take a big turn!
Tales of Bob, our new clean actual-play podcast, has launched! You can subscribe now and listen to four episodes right now!
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It's also in all the other places you might look for it. Who's in this new podcast, you ask? Our DM, Mike, is running a Pathfinder 2E campaign, and we have Josh, Jessica, Janette, and Shaun as players. You'll love it! Please subscribe, download, listen, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 5 - Paxploitation, or, Paxton Gets Shafted
Sat, 11 Feb 2023 19:29:00 +0000
We continue the story of Paxton and his rag golem friends as they arrive in Veggietown and begin their overland trip to the Great Forest. Featuring a fantastic performance by Ryan from Brave Adventures and Brandon of Love and Hex!
Tales of Bob, our new clean actual-play podcast, has launched! You can subscribe now and listen to four episodes right now!
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It's also in all the other places you might look for it. Who's in this new podcast, you ask? Our DM, Mike, is running a Pathfinder 2E campaign, and we have Josh, Jessica, Janette, and Shaun as players. You'll love it! Please subscribe, download, listen, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising - Tundra
Sat, 04 Feb 2023 12:00:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is some atmospheric stuff from Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
You can subscribe to Tales of Bob in all the usual places:
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...or your favorite podcast app. Videos will appear on the House of Bob YouTube channel:
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Be sure to listen and gives us a review on Apple Podcasts if you like it! We'll be back next week with another episode of Paxton and the Rug Buds.
Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 4 - Un-bear-able Pun-ishment
Sat, 28 Jan 2023 12:00:00 +0000
Episode 3 ended with an attack on the ship carrying Paxton, Ataulf, and the Lumpens. Let's find out how the Lumpens do in battle!
Tales of Bob, our new clean actual-play podcast, has launched! You can subscribe now and listen to four episodes right now!
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It's also in all the other places you might look for it. Who's in this new podcast, you ask? Our DM, Mike, is running a Pathfinder 2E campaign, and we have Josh, Jessica, Janette, and Shaun as players. You'll love it! Please subscribe, download, listen, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 3 - A Lot of Ship Happens
Sat, 14 Jan 2023 12:00:00 +0000
We're back with part 3 of Paxton and the Rug Buds! Paxton and his rag golem friends must sail north and then travel overland to help their new friend confront the villain Roderick.
Tales of Bob, our new clean actual-play podcast, has launched! You can subscribe now and listen to four episodes right now!
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It's also in all the other places you might look for it. Who's in this new podcast, you ask? Our DM, Mike, is running a Pathfinder 2E campaign, and we have Josh, Jessica, Janette, and Shaun as players. You'll love it! Please subscribe, download, listen, and leave us a review on Apple Podcasts.
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Tales of Bob is available now in your favorite podcast app!
Wed, 11 Jan 2023 04:12:00 +0000
It's finally here! Yes, Tales of Bob is available now in all the usual places:
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Tales of Bob Soundtrack - Broken Tusk Rising Intro
Sat, 07 Jan 2023 14:24:00 +0000
Our music release for this month is the opening music for Broken Tusk Rising, the first campaign for the new Tales of Bob actual-play podcast! Broken Tusk Rising is what we're calling our playthrough of the "Quest for the Frozen Flame" adventure path, published by Paizo Inc. Heroes in the frozen north must confront an ancient evil before it wipes out their tribe!
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...or your favorite podcast app. Videos will appear on the House of Bob YouTube channel:
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Tales of Bob launches on January 9, 2023. You can subscribe to the feed now! We'll release four episodes on the first day, so be sure to listen and gives us a review on Apple Podcasts if you like it!
Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 2 - A Sea-crit Mission
Sat, 24 Dec 2022 12:00:00 +0000
Happy Holidays! We continue the limited-run series Paxton and the Rug Buds with part 2. The Pink Pastor is running a special campaign for Paxton (played by Bryan) and the Lumpens (played by Brandon, Pavel, Ryan, and Padraig). Paxton has just jumped back into World 83 after the fight with the doppelgangers, and he's met up with some of the local Lumpens. He's even found a new quest. Now he begins his journey to the Great Forest to fight some guy named Roderick.
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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Paxton and the Rug Buds Episode 1 - This Guy Is Falling
Sat, 10 Dec 2022 12:00:00 +0000
Happy Holidays! For the next few months we have a special surprise for you. The Pink Pastor is running a special campaign for Paxton (played by Bryan) and the Lumpens (played by Brandon, Pavel, Ryan, and Padraig). Paxton has just jumped back into World 83 after the fight with the doppelgangers. What will he find inside?
Art for this episode is by Brandon of Love and Hex.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Tara Versus the Slavers
Sat, 03 Dec 2022 12:00:00 +0000
This is a version of the music from Episode 163. A few people watched our DM compose the basic themes on Twitch!
We're taking a break from the main story for a while for a surprise side-story! That starts next week, and will run for about 10 episodes.
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TFTGGW Episode 163 - Tara Versus Everyone
Sat, 26 Nov 2022 12:00:00 +0000
Help is on the way, but for the moment it's just Tara and Braile (one of the guards for World 83) against many slavers. It doesn't look good for our hero!
This episode features music that our DM composed on Twitch! It was done the old, time-consuming way, with music changing depending on which PC or NPC is acting.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 162 - Dapper Attacker
Sat, 12 Nov 2022 12:00:00 +0000
The heroes are exhausted, but they have another fight on their hands. I think the players may be a bit tired, too! That long rest is going to feel good...some day.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Lumpenverse Combat
Sat, 05 Nov 2022 11:30:00 +0000
This is what combat music sounds like in a world that could be overtaken by self-replicating rag golems. You might hear more of this music soon...
Next week we have a new episode with the Glass Guardians!
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TFTGGW Episode 161 - Rest Friends
Sat, 29 Oct 2022 11:00:00 +0000
Phew! Everyone is relieved that the big fight is over. Now the party can have a good, long rest, uninterrupted by anything dangerous.
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 160 - Gnoming at the Mouth
Sat, 15 Oct 2022 11:00:00 +0000
We're back with the conclusion of the Doppelganger fight! Assuming the heroes survive, what happens next? Will Paxton stick with the party, or does he have other business?
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Science and Mystery Theme
Sat, 08 Oct 2022 11:00:00 +0000
From way back in Season 1, this song was written before we even started recording. It was used whenever the players were puzzling over a global mystery, especially when talking to Mun.
Next week we have a new episode with the Glass Guardians!
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TFTGGW Episode 159 - The Battle Becomes Easy As Patty Cake
Sat, 24 Sep 2022 10:30:31 +0000
It's time for another battle with doppelgangers, and Paxton is back!
Our Spelljammer combat rules are up on the DMs Guild! Check them out.
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TFTGGW Episode 158 - Dopple-Crossed
Sat, 10 Sep 2022 11:30:23 +0000
Paxton and the Glass Guardians are in for it now! They've got to fight a bunch of doppelgangers in the gnome village. Is Paxton too rusty to put up a good fight?
House of Bob hit their Patreon goal, so we're getting to work on that new podcast feed! That also means we're going to every-other-week releases starting in September.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Weird Sci-Fi Combat
Sat, 03 Sep 2022 11:00:19 +0000
The first release of every month is music. This month we have more music from our Star Frontiers Basic Rules one-shot. It's a weird, 5/4 time, all-synthesizer, aimless thing.
Next week we're back Paxton and the Glass Guardians as they fight doppelgangers from World 83!
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TFTGGW Episode 157 - Live Paxton Role Playing Game
Sat, 27 Aug 2022 11:00:43 +0000
Wow, Bryan is back! Is it temporary? Is it permanent? You'll have to listen to find out!
Even though this is Bryan's time to shine, we also have new art from Shaunmakes! Check out his picture of poor, elderly, badly-treated Olgibar!
House of Bob hit their Patreon goal, so we're getting to work on that new podcast feed! That also means we're going to every-other-week releases starting in September.
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Thank you! Now we get to work.
Sun, 21 Aug 2022 17:42:22 +0000
You did it! You got the House of Bob Patreon up to $200 per month! In this announcement we explain what's coming next, and when you can expect it. Also a bit of minor and temporary bad news.
TFTGGW Episode 156 - Shield Goal
Sat, 20 Aug 2022 11:00:58 +0000
Now that they've finished talking to the gods, what should the heroes do next? Coral has to pick up a shield she ordered, but the DM hasn't given them a clear, linear quest goal.
House of Bob hit their Patreon goal! That means we will start work on the new podcast feed. We'll have more details about this soon. Thanks for your help!
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TFTGGW Episode 155 - This May Be a Wild Zeus Chase
Sat, 13 Aug 2022 11:00:25 +0000
The heroes are still talking to the Gods of the Mountain, but first, you have to listen to an important announcement!
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An Important Announcement: What comes next!
Wed, 10 Aug 2022 13:44:16 +0000
Tales from the Glass-Guarded World is coming to its end sometime in the next six to twelve months. What comes next? Listen to find out!
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Thanks for listening!
TFTGGW Soundtrack - Star Frontiers Basic Combat
Sat, 06 Aug 2022 11:00:02 +0000
The first release of every month is music. This time it's music from our one-shot using the Star Frontiers Basic Rules. It features a guitar solo by César Ambrosini, who you can hire for your own project here!
Next week we're back with the second half of the conversation with the Gods of the Mountain.
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TFTGGW Episode 154 - Godfellas
Sat, 30 Jul 2022 14:30:23 +0000
We're finally back to the main story! The crew has an appointment with the Gods of the Mountain, and we have some guests to voice them! Thanks to Shaunmakes, Christine, and Liz for helping out.
Next week is a musical release.
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Sat, 23 Jul 2022 10:30:49 +0000
This week we're going all the way back to 1982! We're playing an adventure from TSR's Star Frontiers using the Basic Rules.
This is an extremely outdated style of game with outdated rules. It's really barely more sophisticated than an old-fashioned random board game like Sorry or Candyland. There is a more advanced ruleset, but we wanted to demonstrate some of the history of role-playing games.
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Sat, 16 Jul 2022 10:00:06 +0000
Jessica, The Pink Pastor, and Shubert and Dan from the House of Bob podcast return for the second part of our Lasers and Feelings sequel. The crew of the shuttlecraft Guppy is pursuing a rogue Consortium captain and has decided to fire an assortment of weapons at a port where they suspect his cloaked ship is hiding.
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Sat, 09 Jul 2022 11:00:48 +0000
Remember that silly Lasers and Feelings one-shot we did between seasons 2 and 3? We did a sequel! We're running a bit behind schedule in our regular recordings, so this two-part sequel will fill the gap a bit.
This one has Jessica, The Pink Pastor, and Shubert and Dan from the House of Bob podcast.
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House of Bob Soundtrack - House on Carrion Hill Exposition Theme
Sat, 02 Jul 2022 10:00:55 +0000
The first release of every month is music. This time it's "House on Carrion Hill Expositon theme", which Mike composed for House of Bob's Pathfinder 2E campaign! If haven't checked out House of Bob, you are missing out on the best actual-play podcast around. Art for this release is from Shaun of shaunmakes.com!
Next we have a couple silly one-shots for you, and eventually we'll get back to regular episodes.
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TFTGGW - Cow Soup Part 3 - Barn Razing
Sat, 25 Jun 2022 10:30:40 +0000
This is the conclusion of our bizarre one-shot adventure, with Pavel as DM, and Ben Carter, Brandon Weigel, The Pink Pastor, and Fox from the Adventure.exe podcast playing cows. Now the cows must confront the evil mastermind behind cow soup, and either defeat him...or join him!
This week's episode art is by Brandon Weigel, the creator of the Love and Hex webcomic.
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TFTGGW - Cow Soup Part 2 - Raising the Steaks
Sat, 18 Jun 2022 11:00:01 +0000
Our weird one-shot continues, with Pavel as DM, and Ben Carter, Brandon Weigel, The Pink Pastor, and Fox from the Adventure.exe podcast playing cows. Last time they ventured off the farm and committed totally unnecessary acts of violence against squirrels. Now they must solve the mystery behind cow soup!
This week's episode art is by Brandon Weigel, the creator of the Love and Hex webcomic.
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TFTGGW - Cow Soup Part 1 - Farmed and Dangerous
Sat, 11 Jun 2022 11:00:14 +0000
Remember back in Season 1 when the heroes found out goblins had been feeding toxic soup to cows as part of some strange plan? The party may have lost interest in that plot thread, but our friend Pavel has picked it back up, pulled on it, and tied it into a strange knot.
Here is the result: a truly bizarre and hilarious one-shot, split into three parts, starring some amazing guest players: Brandon Weigel, The Pink Pastor, Ben Carter, and most shocking of all, Sarah Fox from the Adventure.exe podcast!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Aster versus the Succubus
Sat, 04 Jun 2022 11:00:49 +0000
The first release of every month is music. This time it's "Aster Versus the Succubus", ideal music for fighting a murderous fiend a thousand feet in the air.
Next week we have a completely insane one-shot for you. No warning I can give you can prepare you for what is coming.
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TFTGGW Episode 153 - The Audacity of Rope
Sat, 28 May 2022 10:00:08 +0000
This week the heroes embark on an important journey, and have a surprising random encounter on the way. The main story will go on hiatus for several weeks after this, but we will have a series of one shots for you, and our usual musical releases.
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TFTGGW Episode 152 - Succukiss
Sat, 21 May 2022 10:00:19 +0000
The meeting with the queen didn't go well, and the party has just received news that Levarrion has conquered another city. Can it get worse?
It can!
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TFTGGW Episode 151 - A Dinner Party with the Queen
Sat, 14 May 2022 10:00:59 +0000
It's finally time to meet with the queen and persuade her to help the party! I'm sure all of the party will treat this as the serious event that this is.
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Sat, 07 May 2022 11:00:50 +0000
It's the first weekend of the month, so this release is music--weird, creepy music befitting a disgusting monster like the Oblex!
Next week we're back with episode 151, and the heroes will have a long chat with the Sorcerer Queen!
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TFTGGW Episode 150 - Shopping at the Myriad Market
Sat, 30 Apr 2022 10:00:16 +0000
This week the rest of the party is back to do some shopping...at the Myriad Market! The Myriad Market was written by House of Bob members, and is available here on the DM's Guild!
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TFTGGW Episode 149 - Burgle of Friends
Sat, 23 Apr 2022 10:00:01 +0000
We had a recording problem, but we're lucky that there was a solo adventure for Aster Fortuna ready to go! Jessica decided to stick around to take some notes.
Art for this episode was created by Brandon Weigel. Check out his comic, Love and Hex!
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TFTGGW Episode 148 - Charmed, I'm Sure
Sat, 16 Apr 2022 10:30:07 +0000
Tara, Aster, Mama Sass, and Papa Gasten have agreed to be escorted into the city of Durfolk by a large force of nervous soldiers. Apparently everyone thinks they are behind the death of the God King, and the citizens fear for the life of their own Sorcerer Queen.
All Tara wanted was to shop for some potions of feather fall!
Art for this episode was created by Brandon Weigel. Check out his comic, Love and Hex!
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TFTGGW Episode 147 - Army Tea Party
Sat, 09 Apr 2022 10:00:39 +0000
The Glass Guardians are off on a new adventure! Are they going to distribute those magic jars the Far Off One gave them? Are they going to go visit the Gods of the Mountain, as they've been invited to do?
No. They're going to do a totally different thing.
Art for this episode was created by Brandon Weigel. Check out his comic, Love and Hex!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Fifeness Suite
Sat, 02 Apr 2022 11:30:36 +0000
It's the first release of the month, and that means music! This time we're releasing all the music from the adventure in Fifeness. That's four tracks:
1) Fifeness Revealed
2) The Silent City
3) Fifeness Combat
4) Death of the God King
Next week we'll be back with Episode 147!
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TFTGGW Episode 146 - Giving the Level Its Due
Sat, 26 Mar 2022 11:00:06 +0000
After a lengthy conversation with the Far Off One, the heroes have some important leveling up to do, and then have a bit decision to make: What should they do next?
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TFTGGW Episode 145 - Magically End the Commons
Sat, 19 Mar 2022 11:30:23 +0000
The Glass Guardians have finally made it to the home of the Far Off One. Now it's time for one of those all-role-playing episodes! That means lots of talking, very little dice-rolling.
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TFTGGW Episode 144 - Stomp the Swamp
Sat, 12 Mar 2022 12:00:04 +0000
We're back with the continuation of the swamp battle against the Oblex! Can the heroes survive the battle with this weird and clever monster so that they can visit the Far Off One, goddess of magic?
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Githzerai versus Githyanki
Sat, 05 Mar 2022 12:00:49 +0000
We're back to music this week. It's the music the combat in The Fortune's Wheel in Sigil, between the heroes and their Githzerai friend, and a group of Githyanki.
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TFTGGW Episode 143 - Oblex Appeal
Sat, 26 Feb 2022 12:30:41 +0000
Wow, that was an exciting fight last time, wasn't it? The heroes wrap that up at the beginning of this episode, and then descend toward the swamp where the Far Off One presumably lives.
TFTGGW Episode 142 - Dual Duels
Sat, 19 Feb 2022 12:30:03 +0000
We pick up right in the middle of the action, with the heroes fighting a slaver spelljammer and a boarding party at the same time. This is an exciting, action-packed combat that shows what our Spelljammer combat rules can do!
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TFTGGW Episode 141 - All Aboard That's Going to Board
Sat, 12 Feb 2022 12:30:38 +0000
Boy, do we have an episode for you! The heroes are heading to Ronkthrak to do some shopping. After that they're off on another adventure, but their spelljammer flight is...eventful. Get ready for some exciting action!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - The Old Mistress
Sat, 05 Feb 2022 12:30:00 +0000
We're back to music for the first release of February. Don't worry, we'll be back next week with a really exciting fight!
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TFTGGW Episode 140 - Back on the Gnome Front
Sat, 29 Jan 2022 12:30:31 +0000
The Glass Guardians are still in the vicinity of the gnome village and the wizard research complex plotting their next move. Next week's release will be music, and then we're back to episodes! Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 139 - Back to Benorthan (Again)
Sat, 22 Jan 2022 12:30:00 +0000
With the mess in Fifeness concluded (and a new mess created?), the heroes head back to the gnome village and the wizard research complex on the island of Benorthan. This is one of those very talkative, action-free episodes, but there might be a surprise in here somewhere...
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TFTGGW Episode 138 - Tower of Cards (The Tyranny of the God King Part 12)
Sat, 15 Jan 2022 12:30:00 +0000
It's finally here! It's the conclusion to the Tyranny of the God King series, and our last episode with guest player Ben Carter. Thanks for joining us, Ben! It was a lot of fun.
Next week the heroes head off for a new thing. Connect with us on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 137 - The Fleecing Priests are Decreased (The Tyranny of the God King Part 11)
Sat, 08 Jan 2022 12:30:00 +0000
We're back to the Glass Guardians in the God King's tower, as they continue to fight their way through priests. There's only one more episode in the Tyranny of the God King series!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack - Pirate Battles
Sat, 01 Jan 2022 12:30:00 +0000
As promised (warned?), the first release of each month will be music for a while. This time it's combat music from the pirate base. We'll be back next week with episode 137. We're nearing the end of the Tyranny of the God King series!
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TFTGGW December 2021 Podcast Update
Sat, 25 Dec 2021 18:56:13 +0000
Happy Holidays from the TFTGGW crew! Pavel joins me to make a brief announcement, which can be succinctly summarized as follows:
The first release of each month will be music, and the remainder will be new episodes. That will continue for a while to let us build our backlog of recordings up again.
Thanks for listening!
TFTGGW Episode 136 - They Have Snakes, Maybe (The Tyranny of the God King Part 10)
Sat, 25 Dec 2021 12:30:00 +0000
We now return to our adventure in progress. The party continues fighting its way down the God King's tower, and they've just defeated a group of gnomes on the middle level of the tower. It looks like a prison. Will they find Righty's uncle, the person they're supposed to rescue?
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Sidekick Sidequest - Red Tape, Regulations, and Runes
Sat, 18 Dec 2021 12:30:00 +0000
Surprise! We are departing from the main story this week to find out what Mama Sass and Gasten are up to, and we're joined by Shubert, who reprises his role as Jeb! I guess Jeb gave up on going by Tony. Remember how Tara sent Mama Sass to get some gems from the wizard research complex? Don't you want to know what happens? Buckle up for a wild ride!
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TFTGGW Episode 135 - Ettin Wreckin' (The Tyranny of the God King Part 9)
Sat, 11 Dec 2021 12:30:00 +0000
Yes, it's time to use another dose of that amazing potion from Mun! Enough said.
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TFTGGW Episode 134 - Animated Armor Ambush (The Tyranny of the God King Part 8)
Sat, 04 Dec 2021 12:30:00 +0000
After defeating one group of priests of the God King, the heroes prepare for another assault. What then? What's the deal with this God King guy, anyway? Are they going to have to fight their way down to the bottom of the tower? Are you all sick of listening to combat yet?
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TFTGGW Episode 133 - Red Cap Scrap (The Tyranny of the God King Part 7)
Sat, 27 Nov 2021 12:30:00 +0000
The Glass Guardians have flown up to the God King's tower, intent on looting it and possibly killing the God King. Much to their surprise, the God King is a pitiful, cowering figure, hiding in a pocket dimension. What in the world do they do now?
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TFTGGW Episode 132 - The God King Reigns But Does Not Govern (The Tyranny of the God King Part 6)
Sat, 20 Nov 2021 12:30:00 +0000
The party has reached the top of the God King's tower and Coral has infiltrated his pocket dimension, but she didn't find what she expected! Check out Shaun's amazing new art depicting the moment!
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Sat, 13 Nov 2021 12:30:00 +0000
After an entire episode of planning with Piera Dindywiddle, the Glass Guardians launch their attack on the God King's tower. It's going to be all action and drama for the next few episodes, so brace yourself!
Be on the lookout for some new art next week from Shaunmakes!
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TFTGGW Episode 130 - Plotting and Planning for Taking the Tower (The Tyranny of the God King Part 4)
Sat, 06 Nov 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue to investigate Fifeness, the city ruled by the God King and his priests. After meeting Tabs the Tabaxi rogue, the party has begun plotting their attack on the God King's tower, and they're seriously considering whether killing the God King is an option.
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Sat, 30 Oct 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This week we have a very special episode of Tales from the Glass-Guarded World. Listeners on our Discord server worked together to record an all-Lumpen episode! Saying more would spoil it.
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TFTGGW Episode 129 - Dark Doings Under Fifeness (The Tyranny of the God King Part 3)
Sat, 23 Oct 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue to investigate Fifeness, the city ruled by the God King and his priests. They've just encountered a strange Tabaxi who managed to strike Tara, apparently on accident, and a gnome has just popped out of the darkness to warn the party that they're going to be in big trouble. Everyone is going to have to do some explaining!
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TFTGGW Episode 128 - Beating Bad Gnomes In Their Own Home (The Tyranny of the God King Part 2)
Sat, 16 Oct 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This episode is the second in our "The Tyranny of the God King" series, and this time a new player appears! There's some new art by Shaunmakes depicting the new player character. You can find it on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and Discord. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 127 - Fifeness Ingress (The Tyranny of the God King Part 1)
Sat, 09 Oct 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This episode is the start of new story arc: The Tyranny of the God King! There's some new art by Knezha for the episode as well. You can find it on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter, and Discord. You'll also hear several new pieces of music. Let us know what you think! You can also send us an email.
TFTGGW Episode 126 - Bullying a Buddy
Sat, 02 Oct 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The party has wrapped up their business in Sigil and returns to the island of Benorthan. Now they must decide what to do next. Do they help Righty? Should they chase down Levarrion? Tara has some ideas for what their friends should be doing, but it doesn't go over the way she expects!
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TFTGGW Episode 125 - Stopover in Sigil Part 4, Fun with Fell
Sat, 25 Sep 2021 11:30:00 +0000
After defeating a group of githyanki in the Fortune's Wheel inn and casino in the city of Sigil, the party is now ready to do some shopping. They're particularly interested in buying some tattoos from Fell the dabus. Aster is in for surprise!
Check out the new art by listener Pavel a.k.a. Fancybone! Or maybe wait to look at it after the episode is done, as it contains a spoiler.
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TFTGGW Episode 124 - Stopover in Sigil Part 3, Casino Conquest
Sat, 18 Sep 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The party is still in Sigil, and they're battling for their lives against a group of Githyanki for the entertainment of the patrons of The Fortune's Wheel inn and casino. After that, they're hoping to get some magical tattoos!
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TFTGGW Episode 123 - Stopover in Sigil Part 2, The Arcanaloth's Ambush
Sat, 11 Sep 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The party is in Sigil to do some shopping. They've just witnessed the Lady of Pain banishing some troublemakers to a maze. Now they must assist their tout, Brakhara the Githerzerai, in recovering an important scroll. They'll end up meeting another iconic Sigil character!
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TFTGGW Episode 122 - Stopover in Sigil Part 1, The Lady Appears
Sat, 04 Sep 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The party heads to Sigil to do some shopping, but they get more than they bargained for as an iconic Planescape character appears!
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September 2021 Podcast Update: What's up, Utah?
Wed, 01 Sep 2021 11:30:00 +0000
We have some brief updates about recording and the podcast timeline, as well some questions about what the deal is with Utah!
Also, please get vaccinated.
TFTGGW Episode 121 - Ship Shape and Back to Benorthan
Sat, 28 Aug 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes have landed in the Sprawl of the Leviathan to upgrade their ship. That means we're back to using some material from "You Got a Job on the Garbage Barge" by Amanda Lee Franck (and others)!
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TFTGGW Episode 120 - Putting the Mistress Out of Business (The Island of Pirates and Slavers Part 9)
Sat, 21 Aug 2021 11:30:00 +0000
Will Zartok survive last week's cliffhanger? Find out in today's episode! You can find the monster stat blocks and art for the Old Mistress on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Original monster art is by Ignacio Corva!
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Disasteroid, featuring House of Bob and TFTGGW
Mon, 16 Aug 2021 11:30:00 +0000
Tune in to 96.66FM the KNEE with the House of Bob, Tales From The Glass Guarded World and special guests Vivian, John, and Adam to play this collaborative improv game set in a radio show at the end of the world.
Artwork by Shubert
Audio Production by Astronomic Audio
Featuring:
John as John Jorgenson
Alex as Fred from Valleyton
Ashley as Haley from Green Hills
Jessica as Veronica from Summerset
Chris as Kevin from Farmington
Shubert as Graham from Crock Creek
Dan as Blake from The Coast
Cristina as Billy from Mas Ranas
Vivian as Daukter Phyllis from Stenford University
Josh as Vlad from Motherf***cking Tulsa
Adam as Pete Perkins from Piedmont
Shubert as Dudley from Dudley
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Contact Us:
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Music:
“Spittle”
Written and performed by Alex Hochhausen
“Daytime Nighttime”
Written and performed by Mike Hammock
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
“Another Broken Heart”
Written by Mike Hammock
Performed by Mike Hammock and Alex Hochhausen
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
"Stroke of Luck (Warpspeed Wormhole)"
Written and performed by John Julius and Alex Hochhausen
https://john-r-julius.bandcamp.com/
“Apocalypse Boogie”
Written by Mike Hammock
Performed by Mike Hammock, Liz Hammock, and Alex Hochhausen
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
“Taking Flight Over the Carrion Line”
Written and performed by Mike Hammock
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
“Pretty Girl”
Written and performed by Mike Hammock
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
“Rain in the Vantle Megaplex”
Written and performed by Mike Hammock
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
“Migraines are Forever”
Written and performed by John Julius
https://john-r-julius.bandcamp.com/
“Flying Bears”
Written and performed by Mike Hammock and James Redd
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
“Satan Is My Plaything”
Written and performed by Mike Hammock and James Redd
mikehammock.bandcamp.com
“Strange Trappings”
Written and performed by Alex Hochhausen
All music licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 4.0
http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/
Sat, 14 Aug 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The party has decided to confront one of the two bizarre monsters "kept" by the slavers: The Old Mistress. You can find the monster stat blocks and art for the Old Mistress on Facebook, Instagram, Twitter, and Discord. Original monster art is by Ignacio Corva!
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TFTGGW Episode 118 - Pat-a-Cake Never Ends (The Island of Pirates and Slavers Part 7)
Sat, 07 Aug 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The fight against the slaver leadership continues! If the heroes are victorious they'll have other threats to worry about.
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Sat, 31 Jul 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue plowing through pirates and slavers, but there are worse things awaiting them deeper in the island base. They also try out yet another unworkable group name.
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TFTGGW Episode 116 - Parley at the High Table (The Island of Pirates and Slavers, Part 5)
Sat, 24 Jul 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue exploring the pirate/slaver base, and receive an invitation to talk to the pirate captains. Of course, that invitation comes with strings attached...
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TFTGGW Episode 115 - Wage Theft (The Island of Pirates and Slavers, Part 4)
Sat, 17 Jul 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue the combat from the last episode, trying to defeat a group of pirates and slavers without arresting the entire base. Also, another triton! Hooray!
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TFTGGW Episode 114 - Huzzah! (The Island of Pirates and Slavers Part 3)
Sat, 10 Jul 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue slashing their way through the pirate and slaver base, this time with Aster taking the lead! This series of episodes features more names of listeners who have reviewed us on Stitcher, Facebook, Apple Podcasts, or elsewhere. Remember that you might get your name in the show, too, if you review our podcast!
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TFTGGW Episode 113 - Pirates Have Such Interesting Names (The Island of Pirates and Slavers, Part 2)
Sat, 03 Jul 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue slashing their way through the pirate and slaver base, venting their righteous fury! This series of episodes features several names of listeners who have reviewed us on Stitcher, Facebook, Apple Podcasts, or elsewhere. Remember that you might get your name in the show, too, if you review our podcast!
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TFTGGW Episode 112 - Carpet the DM (The Island of Pirates and Slavers, Part 1)
Sat, 26 Jun 2021 11:30:00 +0000
We're back to weekly episodes! This week the heroes start a new adventure, attacking an island filled with pirates, slavers, and other really unpleasant things.
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TFTGGW Sound Effects - Moonstone Ambience
Sat, 19 Jun 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This week we're releasing our last ambience. It's originally from Mun's orbiting tower, the Moonstone/Munstone, but you can use it for all sorts of creepy settings.
Next week is Episode 112, and we'll be on weekly episode releases for the foreseeable future! That's right, a new episode every Saturday!
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TFTGGW Episode 111 - Aster Suffers an Injustice and Coral Writes a Persuasive Essay
Sat, 12 Jun 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes are back in Ronkthrak, and it's time to do some shopping! But what will they do after that? What's the next big adventure?
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TFTGGW Sound Effects - Necromancy Ambience
Sat, 05 Jun 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This week we're releasing our second-to-last ambience. It's background noise suitable for derelict spaceships, abandoned post-nuclear bunkers, or a dungeon inhabited by necromantic researchers. It's a relatively short one, but it can be easily looped and no one will notice.
Next week is Episode 111!
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TFTGGW Episode 110 - Ride Back to Ronkthrak
Sat, 29 May 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes are in the midst of fighting a dangerous pack of gnolls! They need to get back to Ronkthrak and get back to their main business: saving the world.
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TFTGGW Sound Effects - Enchantment Ambience
Sat, 22 May 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This week we have ambience from the wizard research complex's Department of Enchantment and Charms. It can creep out your players in a variety of settings. Try using it for a post-apocalyptic wasteland, for example.
Next week is Episode 110!
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TFTGGW Episode 109 - The Far Off One Gnolls Something About Giant Birds
Sat, 15 May 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes have defeated two Monstrous Perytons, but now they must confront something even more frightening: the god of arcane magic! Then they have to make their way back to Ronkthrak, which will take several days by horse and spelljammer. Check out the new art by Shaun!
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TFTGGW Sound Effects - Divination Ambience
Sat, 08 May 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This week we have another ambience. This one is from the Department of Divination, from the wizard research complex. It's great for any relaxing, heavenly setting.
Next week is Episode 109, which is action packed!
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TFTGGW Episode 108 - Big Bad Bird
Sat, 01 May 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes travel across the belt to help an orc tribe with a dangerous bird. Zartok uses a spell creatively, and things go well, until they don't!
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Gasten versus the Mellow Angel
Sat, 24 Apr 2021 11:30:00 +0000
What's this? An off-week episode? If you've been wondering why Gasten didn't go with the rest of the crew to the Falling Spear Clan's camp, this is your chance to find out!
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TFTGGW Episode 107 - Side Quest Accepted
Sat, 17 Apr 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes accept a job for an orc tribe and do some traveling. Next week we have a special Gasten episode!
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TFTGGW Sound Effects - Dungeon Ambience
Sat, 10 Apr 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This week we have something new: Creepy sound effects used in the podcast! Suitable for any creepy dungeon, this generic dungeon ambience can help keep your players on edge.
Next week is Episode 107, which has a lot of role-playing (again).
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TFTGGW Episode 106 - Resettling Refugees and Buying Bath Bombs
Sat, 03 Apr 2021 11:30:00 +0000
The heroes have rescued a group of former slaves, and hope to find a new home for them in the orcish city of Ronkthrak. Maybe it's time to do some shopping, too!
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Wed, 31 Mar 2021 21:42:27 +0000
We have some brief announcements to make about changes to the podcast and planning for what comes next. You can safely ignore this if you like.
TFTGGW Soundtrack: Battle in Arrival
Sat, 27 Mar 2021 11:30:00 +0000
We're back to music this week! This time it's music from the battle between Aster's friends and Nondle's gang. We're very nearly out of music! We'll have an update soon about what we'll be releasing instead on off weeks.
Next week is Episode 106, which has a lot of role-playing (again).
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TFTGGW Episode 105 - Aster Has Three Heart-to-Heart Talks 5,000 Feet In the Air
Sat, 20 Mar 2021 11:30:00 +0000
This week it's pretty much 100% role-playing. Aster has things to say!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Spelljammer Combat
Sat, 13 Mar 2021 12:30:00 +0000
We're back to music this week, with the theme we use for Spelljammer combat! That means we're starting to creep up on music from our most recent episodes--we're running out of music! We might release some of the ambiences we've used for dungeons once we've released all the music.
Next week is Episode 105, in which there is a lot of role-playing.
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TFTGGW Episode 104 - Mama Sass Versus the Parking Attendant
Sat, 06 Mar 2021 12:30:00 +0000
After defeating some slavers, the party looks into getting their spelljammer upgraded by Kat the gnome. Much of this material comes from "You Got a Job On the Garbage Barge" by Amanda Lee Franck.
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House of Bob Soundtrack: "Oasis Down", Part 2
Sat, 27 Feb 2021 12:30:00 +0000
This week we're releasing the other half of the music Mike did for the House of Bob Podcast, for their "Oasis Down" D&D 5E one shot. This week's cover art is by Shaun of Shaunmakes.com!
Next week is Episode 104, in which the heroes continue to explore the floating city called The Sprawl of the Leviathan.
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TFTGGW Episode 103 - Emancipation Altercation
Sat, 20 Feb 2021 12:30:00 +0000
The heroes explore more of the Sprawl of the Leviathan, and end up getting in a big, messy fight! Have you ever wished for more accordion music in TFTGGW? Well, you're going to get it!
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House of Bob Soundtrack: "Oasis Down", Part 1
Sat, 13 Feb 2021 12:30:00 +0000
This week we're releasing music Mike did for the House of Bob Podcast, for their "Oasis Down" D&D 5E one shot. Okay, so it's not the TFTGGW soundtrack, but it's still RPG music, right? This week's cover art is by Shaun of Shaunmakes.com!
Next week is Episode 103, in which the heroes continue to explore the floating city called The Sprawl of the Leviathan.
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Episode 102 - Gasten's Gastronomic Adventure
Sat, 06 Feb 2021 12:30:00 +0000
The heroes have begun to explore the outside world, starting with the ocean, I guess. And...some stuff happens. It all seems like it's going nowhere in particular, but I promise it is, mostly. Some of it is going somewhere.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Necrosorb
Sat, 30 Jan 2021 12:30:00 +0000
We're back to music this week, with the synth-heavy combat music from the fight against the Necrosorb! Synth music is easy and fast to create, and Mike tends to lean on it (maybe more than is optimal).
Next week is Episode 102, and we find out what the crew does in the aftermath of their victory over another spelljammer!
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Episode 101 - Dragonfly Versus Grey Guppy To the Death
Sat, 23 Jan 2021 12:30:00 +0000
We've put it off long enough! This week the crew of Corellon's Needle confronts a spelljammer crewed by slavers. It's our first full use of our custom 5E Spelljammer "theater of the mind" combat rules, available to everyone for free! Check them out at https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/tftggw/TFTGGW_Spelljammer_5E_Rules_Version_1.0.pdf
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Tara's Lecture
Sat, 16 Jan 2021 12:30:00 +0000
Here's the first of the three songs from Episode 100! This one has Tara explaining events up until Aster enters the story. Ashley didn't want to sing, so listener Brandon (who appeared in the Holiday 2020 special episodes!) and Mike wrote an old-fashioned talk-to-a rhythm song for her.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Aster Rocks
Sat, 16 Jan 2021 12:30:00 +0000
Here's the second of the three songs from Episode 100! This one has Aster explaining events up until Zartok enters the story. Chris and Mike worked really hard on this one. It's too long, but Aster has a lot of story to summarize! The lyrics for this one were written by listener Ben!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Zartok Raps
Sat, 16 Jan 2021 12:30:00 +0000
Here's the last of the three songs from Episode 100! This one has Zartok summarizing everything from him waking up to the party meeting Coral Petrichor. It's a good thing Josh and listener Brandon know a bit about hip hop, because Mike was pretty useless here.
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Episode 100 - A Musical Recap Because We Were Too Stupid To Say No
Sat, 09 Jan 2021 12:30:00 +0000
We made it to episode 100! Listener Big Poppa G suggested that we do a musical recap of the story so far for Episode 100. We were too stupid to say no, so here you go.
It's a regular episode for 35 minutes, and then the musical section begins. We had to assemble this with everyone being in different locations, and it wasn't easy. Not all of us are musically inclined, either. Cut us some slack!
Thanks to Brandon W. for the lyrics for Tara's and Zartok's songs, and thanks to Ben C. for the lyrics to Aster's song.
Now let us never, ever speak of doing a musical again. NEVER.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Aster Rejoins the Fight
Sat, 02 Jan 2021 12:30:00 +0000
We're back to music this week, and sadly, you have to listen to Mike try to play guitar. It is really not his instrument. It's the music from Episode 94, when Aster returns from World 83 to join the fight against the frost giant and magical polar bear!
Next week is Episode 100! It has some really big surprises in it! We worked really hard on it, with help from some listeners on our Discord server.
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Episode 99 - The Head That Wears the Crown...Is Tara's, Obviously
Sat, 26 Dec 2020 12:30:00 +0000
The Heroes of World 83 and their allies--Zartok, Coral, and Tuck/Raphael-Cruz--are still exploring the orbiting tower of Mun the Immortal. Dan and Shaun from the House of Bob podcast return as an enormous mostly-friendly ettin. In addition to Shaun's character art, this episode has a picture of the Moonstone, and you can find a map of the tower on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, and our website.
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Sat, 19 Dec 2020 12:30:00 +0000
We're back with part two of our winter holiday one-shot! Shubert from the House of Bob podcast, and listener Brandon, who you can find on our Discord server!
Jessica is running the players through "Danger in a Midwinter Wonderland: A Christmas One-Shot" by Asa Wheatley, available on the Dungeons Masters Guild.
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Sat, 12 Dec 2020 12:30:00 +0000
Surprise! It's another weird one-shot, this time themed for the winter holidays! We have two special guests this time: Shubert from the House of Bob podcast, and listener Brandon, who you can find on our Discord server!
Jessica is running the players through "Danger in a Midwinter Wonderland: A Christmas One-Shot" by Asa Wheatley, available on the Dungeons Masters Guild.
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Episode 98 - The Trashiest Episode
Sat, 05 Dec 2020 12:30:00 +0000
The Heroes of World 83 and their allies--Zartok, Coral, and Tuck/Raphael-Cruz--are exploring the orbiting tower of Mun the Immortal. This week Dan and Shaun from the House of Bob podcast return as an enormous mostly-friendly ettin. Check out the new episode art by Shaun!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Kobold Combat 1
Sat, 28 Nov 2020 12:30:00 +0000
This week is the first of two combat songs from the Speelock episodes, starring Shaun from the House of Bob podcast.
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Episode 97 - Two Heads are Better for Mun, with Dan and Shaun from the House of Bob Podcast!
Sat, 21 Nov 2020 12:30:00 +0000
The heroes have reached the Moonstone, and they're about to meet someone new and strange! This week we have two guest players: Dan and Shaun from the House of Bob podcast! Yes, Shaun and Dan return, though this was recorded before the Halloween episode. Can the heroes find the sigil sequence for Mun's teleporter?
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Sat, 14 Nov 2020 12:30:00 +0000
This week we're back to music, and it's the theme from the end of Episode 40, the Season 1 finale.
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Episode 96 - Let Us Flee At the First Sign of Danger
Sat, 07 Nov 2020 12:30:00 +0000
This episode has something new and exciting: 5E D&D Spelljammer combat rules that don't require a map and miniatures! We've written up our own custom rules, and you can read them yourself, for free! The booklet and the rules have been through several revisions, and the booklet even has original artwork! Check it out at https://traffic.libsyn.com/secure/tftggw/TFTGGW_Spelljammer_5E_Rules_Version_1.0.pdf
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2020 Halloween Special with Dan from the House of Bob Podcast
Sat, 31 Oct 2020 11:30:00 +0000
This week we have a special treat! Dan from the House of Bob podcast joins us for a Halloween game session DM'd by...Hector?
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Episode 95 - Oh, the Places You Could Conceivably Go
Sat, 24 Oct 2020 11:30:00 +0000
With the monsters defeated, it's time for a chat, a rest, and some planning. It may also be time to meet someone new!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Speelock's Theme
Sat, 17 Oct 2020 11:30:00 +0000
Last week was a new episode, so this week is music. Speelock's theme is dark and ominous, reflecting his view of how others should perceive him.
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Episode 94 - The Return of Aster Fortuna
Sat, 10 Oct 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're finally rejoining the storylines and returning to Tara and Zartok! What's going to happen? Will the bear eat them? Will the giant drink all the beer in the gnome village?
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Paxton's Flashback
Sat, 03 Oct 2020 02:32:13 +0000
Last week was a new episode, so this week is music. This is one of my (Mike, the DM) favorite pieces from Season 2, from Paxton's flashback. I has some new stuff, including a dramatic climax, followd by a snippet of the undead theme, and then the Rickert/Beretrand theme.
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Episode 93 - Mama Says Knock Them Out
Sat, 26 Sep 2020 11:30:00 +0000
Will Gerlos survive? Will Aster defeat Nondle? Let's find out!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Bizzim the Blazing
Sat, 19 Sep 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're in an off week, which means we're releasing music! Episode 93 comes out next week.
This week's music is from the combat with Bizzim the Blazing. It's not one of my (Mike, the DM/editor/composer) favorite songs. It's very simple and repetitive, but it works. I had to release something from the Jeb episodes, and the "Hall of Elemental Conflict" is pretty awful, so this will have to do.
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Episode 92 - The Archrival in Arrival
Sat, 12 Sep 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're back! Season 3 starts right where season 2 left off, but we're kind of teasing you. We have to jump back in time to Aster and find out what he's been doing.
We have so much cool stuff coming up! New episodes, new music, new art, and in November, something big! This episode has some new art from Ignacio Corva, so be sure to check it out on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter! You can also find it and other art at our website, tftggw.com. Send us an email if you have questions, and don't forget to review us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever you like! Your name might make an appearance in a future episode!
Tue, 08 Sep 2020 22:12:11 +0000
Season 3 begins September 12 with the release of Episode 92 of Tales from the Glass-Guarded World! We're going to an every-other-week format, with music releases on the off weeks. There will be tons of new art and a big surprise for everyone in November!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Water Weird
Sat, 05 Sep 2020 12:41:53 +0000
This is the last music release of our between-season break! This week's release is the music from the encounter with a water weird in the Department of Evocation. Sadly, they never did figure out what was in the water-filled room behind the water weird.
Season 3 begins next week with the release of Episode 92 of Tales from the Glass-Guarded World! We're going to an every-other-week format, with music releases on the off weeks. There will be tons of new art and a big surprise for everyone!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Mind Flayer
Sat, 29 Aug 2020 21:57:11 +0000
We're on our between-season break, with Season 3 starting in September. This week's release is the music from brief but dramatic fight with a mind flayer the party inadvertently released from stasis.
Next week we have more music, and the week after that is the start of Season 3! Get ready!
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World 89, The Quest for the Source, Part 3 (Pathfinder 2E)
Sat, 22 Aug 2020 11:30:00 +0000
Our mid-season break is almost over! This is the final part of our three-part Pathfinder 2E one-shot. We have music for the next couple weeks, and then Season 3 starts in September 2020! Stay tuned for new art and other exciting stuff!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Neothelid
Sat, 15 Aug 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're on our between-season break, with Season 3 starting in September. This week's release is the music from the Neothelid combat. This was written before the fight, and that's not normally how we do things. It's a good thing they decided to go through with it, or that effort would have gone to waste!
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World 89, The Quest for the Source, Part 2 (Pathfinder 2E)
Sat, 08 Aug 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're still on our between-season break. We'll be alternating between music and this Pathfinder Second Edition one-shot for the next few weeks, and then we'll have more music, and then Season 3 starts!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Illusionary Otyugh
Sat, 01 Aug 2020 11:30:00 +0000
This is one of my favorite pieces of music from Season 2. I originally wrote it with two ideas in mind:
1) It would sound like a so-so high school marching band.
2) It would be goofy and elephantine to fit the monster.
I think I succeeded on 2), but it ended up sounding like a competent high school marching band.
Next week is part 2 of our Pathfinder 2E adventure!
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World 89, The Quest for the Source, Part 1 (Pathfinder 2E)
Sat, 25 Jul 2020 13:27:26 +0000
We're still on our between-season break. We'll be alternating between music and a Pathfinder Second Edition one-shot for the next few weeks, and then we'll have more music, and then Season 3 starts!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Escape from Laravella
Sat, 18 Jul 2020 11:30:00 +0000
This is most of the music from the flashback one-shot that gave us Zartok's background. Two things are worth noting: First, you get an orchestral version of Zartok's theme. Second, the "hero ship" theme for the spelljammer ship known as Corellon's Needle makes an appearance. You're going to hear that theme often in Season 3!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Zartok's Theme
Sat, 11 Jul 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're on our between-season break, so this week's release is Zartok's theme. I wish it had occurred to me to give each character a theme at the very beginning of the podcast. I only started doing it with Aethelflaed.
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Sat, 04 Jul 2020 11:30:00 +0000
Brace yourself, as this is probably the most ridiculous one-shot we will ever play. Special thanks to Jessica for daring to be the GM.
We're still on our between-season break. After this we'll be releasing music for a few weeks, and then we'll have a multi-part Pathfinder 2E one-shot!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Puttin' Berks in the Deadbook
Sat, 27 Jun 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're on our between-season break, so this week's release is some music from Episode 62, inspired by the classic CRPG Planescape: Torment.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Glass-Guarded World Theme - Metal Version
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 11:30:00 +0000
As a bonus release this week, we have the metal version of the theme song that released with Episode 59. We think it's pretty cool, but it would have been cooler if one of us had been able to play guitar well enough to have a killer solo, instead of resorting to a synth solo.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Demonic Combat
Sat, 20 Jun 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're on our between-season break, so this week's release is some music from Episodes 59 and 60. This is a mix of the various themes used during combat with the Tanar'ri (a.k.a. demons). Mike doesn't actually play guitar, so don't be too harsh.
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Sat, 13 Jun 2020 11:46:55 +0000
This is the first of several one-shots we're releasing during our inter-season break. It's Lasers and Feelings, the well-known one-page RPG! This is probably the funniest thing we've done, and definitely the stupidest. We've been sitting on this for a long time, and we're excited that you finally get to hear it!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Intellect Devourer (Music from Episode 54)
Sat, 06 Jun 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're on our between-season break, so this week's release is some music from Episode 54. It's the very weird music from Tara's encounter with the Intellect Devourer that very nearly ate her brain.
We were going to release a one-shot this week, but in light of current events, we decided to postpone it. We don't want it to get lost in the quickly-developing news, and we don't feel comfortable trying to promote it heavily. This is not the time to take attention from important events. Maybe next week? Maybe not. We'll see.
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Blob Mob in the Loo (Music from Episode 52)
Sat, 30 May 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're on our between-season break, so this week's release is some music from Episode 52. This is the combat music for the fight in the bathroom with the black pudding. Poor Aster got clobbered!
I like this song because it only took 6 instruments. That's what's nice about synthesizers (as opposed to orchestral instruments): they fill a lot of space with very little work. The orchestral songs can easily take 20 to 30 instrument tracks.
We should have a one-shot coming out next week, so keep updating the podcast feed!
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TFTGGW Soundtrack: Administrative Hell Hounds (Music from Episode 49)
Sat, 23 May 2020 11:30:00 +0000
We're on our between-season break, so this week's release is some music from Episode 49. Note that around 1:35 the music that would become Tara's theme appears for the first time. You'll find it repeated in a lot of subsequent combat music.
We should have a one-shot coming out in the next couple weeks, so keep updating the podcast feed!
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Sat, 16 May 2020 11:30:00 +0000
This will be the last new episode for a while, as we take a break between seasons. We'll be releasing music, and occasionally you might get a surprise one-shot session.
You can still let us know if you have questions, or contact us on Twitter or Facebook, or via email.
Thanks for listening, and we'll be back as soon as we can--but that might be a few months!
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Episode 91 - Making the World a Better Place
Sat, 09 May 2020 11:30:00 +0000
They've recovered or located all the wand pieces, talked to the arch lich, and generally sorted things out. It's time to wrap this whole thing up neatly..but we may have to say a few goodbyes first.
This episode has some new art from Ignacio Corva, so be sure to check it out on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter! You can also find it and other art at our website, tftggw.com.
This is the season 2 finale. Send us an email to get those end-of-season questions in!
Episode 90 - Strethok the Necromancer
Sat, 02 May 2020 11:30:00 +0000
The party has finally reached the bottom of the ruined wizard research complex. The Department of Integration is run by Strethok the Necromancer, who is presumably the villain behind the heroes' troubles, right?
This episode has some amazing art from Shaunmakes, so be sure to check it out on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter! You can also find it and other art at our website, tftggw.com.
Episode 91 is the season 2 finale. Send us an email to get those end-of-season questions in!
Arriving in Integration/Strethok's Introduction
Sat, 02 May 2020 11:30:00 +0000
When the party descended the stairs to Integration a new piece of art by Shaunmakes was shown to them. This is pretty much how they experienced it (minus the music): First they saw only the top, then they panned down, saw the shocking image, and zoomed out.
Pretty neat, eh? Special thanks to Ben Carter for creating the video out of our music and Shaun's art.
Sat, 25 Apr 2020 11:30:00 +0000
With only two floors left to investigate, the heroes move down to the Department of Transmutation and have a look around.
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Sat, 18 Apr 2020 12:32:43 +0000
The victorious heroes finish up the rest of the Department of Necromancy, talk to the skeleton crew, and are reminded of the dangers of regenerating monsters. It's fun for everyone!
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Episode 87 - Heroes versus a Large Pile of Meat
Sat, 11 Apr 2020 11:30:00 +0000
Brace yourselves for almost two hours of brutal combat! The heroes of World 83 (plus Zartok) search Necrotic Storage for the undead creature known as the Necrosorb, which has been accidentally set free.
They find it! Or rather, it finds them.
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Episode 86 - The Skeleton Crew
Sat, 04 Apr 2020 11:30:00 +0000
Yes, this is the episode in which we...thank? "Thank" isn't the right word. This is the episode in which we...ungraciously mock the kind, generous people who reviewed our podcast online.
You could suffer the same goofy fate if you review our podcast on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or somewhere else!
The party finally leaves the Department of Illusion behind, reaching the Department of Necromancy.
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Send in your questions for the conclusion of Season 2!
Mon, 30 Mar 2020 21:17:04 +0000
We're nearly at the end of Season 2 of Tales from the Glass-Guarded World! Please send in your questions for a Q&A episode, either through Facebook or Twitter, or send us an email!
Thanks for listening!
Sat, 28 Mar 2020 18:03:21 +0000
The heroes haven't learned their lesson, and insist on exploring every inch of the Department of Illusion before moving on.
It doesn't go well.
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Episode 84 - Illusionary Completionists vs Blingo and the Camel Thing
Sat, 21 Mar 2020 11:30:00 +0000
The party continues exploring the Department of Illusion, hoping that there's some valuable loot stashed around here somewhere. Those greyed-out areas on the map are so hard to ignore!
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Episode 83 - Oh Drow Where Art Thou
Sat, 14 Mar 2020 12:47:19 +0000
The party concludes its combat with the Fleshpokers and says its farewells to Speelock and the Gemtakers. Now it's time to explore the rest of the Department of Illusion, which must be full of treasure, right?
We're joined again this week by Shaun from The House of Bob Podcast and Shaunmakes.com!
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Episode 82 - Speelocked and Loaded - with Shaun from the House of Bob podcast
Sat, 07 Mar 2020 12:50:34 +0000
With those immortal words--"Oops"--Speelock began the battle for control of the kobold tribes.
There are a lot of kobolds on both sides, plus the party and their many interesting abilities. This combat is going to take two episodes to play out in full, so...be patient?
We're joined again this week by Shaun from The House of Bob Podcast and Shaunmakes.com!
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Episode 81 - Oops - with Shaun from the House of Bob Podcast
Sat, 29 Feb 2020 12:30:00 +0000
The heroes continue to help the noble, clever kobold Speelock and his merry band, as they try to overthrow Ulgor, leader of the Fleshpoker clan. They've got to make their way through the Department of Illusion. They might make their way through the carefully-designed traps and challenges the DM has placed in front of them...or they may just blow up a wall and skip all that.
We're joined again this week by Shaun from The House of Bob Podcast and Shaunmakes.com!
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Sat, 22 Feb 2020 12:30:00 +0000
With their new kobold friends, the heroes of World 83 are ready to search the Department of Illusion for a way to get to Ulgor, chief of the Fleshpoker tribe, so they can get their wand fragment, and so Speelock the Magnificent can get his Twig of Leadership.
But first they've got to get Speelock's chair back.
We're joined again this week by Shaun from The House of Bob Podcast and Shaunmakes.com!
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Episode 79 - All That Glitters is Kobold - with Shaun from the House of Bob podcast
Sat, 15 Feb 2020 12:30:00 +0000
The party enters the Department of Illusion in search of another wand fragment. What about those kobolds, though? Probably nothing to worry about. They have, what, 4 hit points? They can't possibly be a threat to the party.
We're joined this week by Shaun from The House of Bob Podcast and Shaunmakes.com!
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Episode 78 - Paxton's Recently Restored Righteous Revolution: Reloaded
Sat, 08 Feb 2020 12:00:00 +0000
It's time to head down to the Department of Illusion, but first Paxton has to respond to a surprising message. The party also makes a new mess for Jeb/Tony to clean up.
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Episode 77 - Jeb the Body Snatcher - With Shubert from the House of Bob Podcast
Sat, 01 Feb 2020 12:00:00 +0000
With the wand fragment secured, the party has some time to explore the Department of Evocation a bit more, and then see if they can do something to help Jeb. If only there were a means to extract his soul from the mimic, and a soulless human body into which his soul could be injected!
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Episode 76 - Well Done, Mop Bucket, Well Done - With Shubert from the House of Bob Podcast
Sat, 25 Jan 2020 12:30:00 +0000
Our heroes are still exploring the Department of Evocation with Jeb the Mimic Custodian. They need to "solve" a puzzle and find that wand fragment! As Jeb has pointed out, the person who sucked his soul out of body and stuck in a mimic--Bizzim the Blazing--is in here somewhere. Will Jeb have the courage to confront his bully?
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Episode 75 - Paxton is a Hot Mess - With Shubert from the House of Bob podcast!
Sat, 18 Jan 2020 12:00:00 +0000
Shubert is back as Jeb the Mimic Custodian for another fun-filled episode! Jeb and his new friends are trying to get past the elementals in the Hall of Elemental Conflict so that they can get into the Department of Evocation. Jeb just wants to get back to cleaning things, but the rest of the party is looking for yet another wand fragment. Will they succeed? Is Jeb really that good at cleaning? How messy is the Department of Evocation, behind those locked doors? Did you wash your hands? Did you cleanbehind your ears? Did you use soap?
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Episode 74 - Paxton Comes Clean--with a special guest star?!
Sat, 11 Jan 2020 12:30:00 +0000
The heroes have reached the Evocation level of the underground research facility, and a big surprise is waiting for them, and for you! We have an incredible guest player this week, with a bizarre guest character. You're going to love him.
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Episode 73 - Paxton Can't Remember How Many Times He's Had Amnesia
Sat, 04 Jan 2020 12:00:00 +0000
The heroes of World 83 have entered the Department of Enchantment and Charms, apparently for the second time. The nice old lady in the big bed will probably help them out, right?
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Rate us on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or wherever SOON!
Mon, 30 Dec 2019 02:55:45 +0000
If you haven't rated the Tales from the Glass-Guarded World podcast on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, or somewhere else, you might want to do so soon. People who have done so might get a special treat in an upcoming episode...but you have to rate us before we record it.
If you rate us somewhere obscure, or on a non-U.S. version of Apple Podcasts, maybe let us know so that we don't miss it. Email us at tftggw@gmail.com!
Episode 72 - Argumentative Deja Vu
Sat, 28 Dec 2019 12:00:00 +0000
The heroes of World 83 are entering the Department of Enchantment and Charms. Apparently they've done so before, though they don't remember it. That can't be good, right? Maybe the nice lady resting in the big bed and her manservant can help out.
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Episode 71 - Downtime in the Dungeon
Sat, 21 Dec 2019 12:00:00 +0000
With the Neothelid and a Mind Flayer defeated the party takes some time to rest and study. Eventually they begin to explore Enchantment, but things very quickly go terribly awry.
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Episode 70 - The Worm Turns but More Tentacles Await
Sat, 14 Dec 2019 12:00:00 +0000
The battle against the Noethelid continues! Will Paxton survive a flood of acid? And if they do survive, is it safe in the remains of the library? What new surprises await them in the Department of Divination?
Episode 69 - A Zombie Review and a Worm Skirmish
Sat, 07 Dec 2019 12:00:00 +0000
We've finally arrived: It's time to start the battle with the Neothelid! But first the party must complete a multi-question survey about zombie battles. Will they select "Strongly Agree" or "Mostly Agree"? FIND OUT NOW!
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Episode 68 - Book Worms and Brain Worms
Sat, 30 Nov 2019 12:00:00 +0000
The party has to finish exploring the rest of the "safe" side of the Divination level before they confront the dangerous Neothelid. No, there are no more experiments for them to work out, but it's not terribly exciting, either. Next week, though...
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Episode 67 - Iill(ithid) Omens
Sat, 23 Nov 2019 12:00:00 +0000
The party ventures into the Divination level in pursuit of the next wand fragment, and finds a lot of weird stuff. Weird monsters, weird experiments, weird everything. Getting this fragment is going to be dangerous work.
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Episode 66 - Excuse Me, Zombies, It is Time To Roll for Initiative
Sat, 16 Nov 2019 12:00:00 +0000
With their newly rescued wizard awake and ready to go, the heroes of World 83 venture down to the Divination level, chat with the zombies outside, and find a strange situation on the other side.
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Episode 65 - A Big, Sloppy Recap
Sat, 09 Nov 2019 12:00:00 +0000
The heroes of World 83 meet Zartok the Tiefling Wizard and try to explain everything that has happened in the story so far. Do they do a good job conveying to Zartok the enormity of their accomplishments, and the importance of their current task?
No. No, they don't really do a good job explaining it all. Fortunately for you, we're also releasing a recap of Episodes 1 to 40, which made up the first season of TFTGGW, from Aster Fortuna himself! At least that part of the story will be summarized succinctly, right?
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Aster's Recap, Episodes 1 to 40
Sat, 09 Nov 2019 12:00:00 +0000
Do you want a good, thorough summary of everything that happened in the first 40 episodes? Then you need a bard to do the summarizing!
That's right, Aster Fortuna, bard extraordinaire, is here to provide an exciting, dramatic, and tasteful summary! All the important events from Season 1, episodes 1 to 40, are here, from soup for cows to the Soul Jar!
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Sat, 02 Nov 2019 12:18:27 +0000
Zartok and his new companions are searching an abandoned manor house for a way out of the city of Artalaravella, while bizarre creatures attack the city from the sky. They've just defeated a suit of animated armor guarding the house. Why is Kylantha so convinced there's a way out, and what could it be that would allow them to slip past this invading army?
Sat, 26 Oct 2019 11:00:00 +0000
We have a new player, and a new player character! We're going to flash back to his past, so you can get an idea of who he is and how he came to be frozen in a stasis chamber in the underground wizard complex.
Episode 64 - From the Portal to the Port
Sat, 19 Oct 2019 22:36:14 +0000
The party is eager to wrap up their trip to Sigil and return to the Prime Material Plane, where they hope they can find all the pieces of that powerful magic wand. The next level down is Divination...unless something distracts them before they reach that floor.
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Episode 63 - Barhopping in the City at the Center of the Multiverse
Sat, 12 Oct 2019 11:59:55 +0000
We're still in Sigil this week as the party attempts to find someone named Trunfeld who may have important information. With the assistance of Norm Od the Modron, the party navigates the city streets, gets some tattoos, and visits a bar run by an ogre. Good times!
Episode 62 - Puttin' Berks in the Dead Book
Sat, 05 Oct 2019 11:00:00 +0000
The adventurers have passed through a portal to an alien world seeking a fragment of a magical wand. This world is built on the inside of a giant torus, and teeming with strange creatures from across the multiverse.
That's right, listeners, we're in Sigil, the city at the center of the planes! Sigil was created for the 2nd Edition AD&D Planescape campaign setting, and was the setting for the classic CRPG "Planescape: Torment". It's weird and twisted and more than a little disconcerting.
If you haven't played Planescape: Torment, you really should! Beamdog has an "enhanced" edition available on Steam, GOG, Android, and iOS. You can also find the classic 2nd Edition Planescape books on dmsguild.com and drivethrurpg.com.
Episode 61 - A Walk-On Part in the Blood War
Sat, 28 Sep 2019 11:00:00 +0000
Our heroes continue their mission to destroy a gate to Avernus, the top level of Hell. They'll have to fight their way past some unsuspecting Demons, and even then they won't have what they're really looking for: a fragment of a powerful magic wand. They have to go through a portal for that, and they don't know where that portal leads!
Listen for a musical clue at the end, though...
Episode 60 - Nothing's More Metal Than Demons and Devils
Sat, 21 Sep 2019 13:37:32 +0000
The remaining party members reunite to fulfill the promise Tara and Paxton made to Kremex the devil. Can they defeat the demons guarding the gate to Avernus and then destroy the gate? Will Paxton remember how to say "Kremex"?
The Adventures of Aethelflaed - The Terror of the Trolls, Part 2
Sat, 14 Sep 2019 12:44:17 +0000
There are more weird trolls to kill this week: Big trolls, little trolls, trolls under bridges, trolls with silly hair, and trolls that hurt your feelings. Next week we're back to the main story!
The Adventures of Aethelflaed - The Terror of the Trolls, Part 1
Sat, 07 Sep 2019 11:00:00 +0000
What have Aethelflaed and Eppalima been up to? They've been helping the garden gnomes with their troll problem.
This probably isn't our most interesting adventure, but it gets the job done.
Aster vs the Soul Sucker - Part 2
Sat, 31 Aug 2019 11:00:00 +0000
Aster, Gasten, Mama Sass, Ansna, and Gerlos have decided to take down Nondle the Nimble before he can use the dangerous Soul Sucker to take over Arrival. Now they're headed into a meeting with Nondle and a bunch of cowering nobles. Can they defeat Nondle and his gang of thugs?
Aster vs the Soul Sucker - Part 1
Sat, 24 Aug 2019 11:00:00 +0000
Let's follow Aster Fortuna as he pursues Nondle the Nimble back into World 83! Nondle has a dangerous magical weapon--the Soul Sucker Mark I--and he has something unpleasant planned. Can Aster stop him?
Sat, 17 Aug 2019 12:30:00 +0000
Why are we having a discussion episode here? If you've listened to episode 59, you should already have an idea. You definitely shouldn't listen to this if you haven't heard episode 59!
Episode 59 - It Takes a Thief to Catch a Thief
Sat, 17 Aug 2019 11:00:00 +0000
Aster, Tara, and Paxton have made a deal with a devil, and if they can get Paxton to understand it, they should be able to carry it out, right? Then they can get that portal key and go find the wand fragment.
Hopefully there won't be any big surprises in store.
Episode 58 - The Devil is in the Details--Details Like How to Pronounce the Devil's Name
Sat, 10 Aug 2019 12:14:46 +0000
The adventurers from world 83 have begun to explore the Conjuration level, and have encountered a friendly devil named Yapka. Yapka offered to take them to his boss, Kremex, saying they might be able to help with a demon problem. Of course, the party knows nothing about demons or devils, so they happily agreed.
Having met Kremex, they might regret this.
Aster is still kind of freaked out.
Episode 57 - Embarkation on an Ambulation Through the Conflagration in Conjuration
Sat, 03 Aug 2019 07:55:30 +0000
It's been a cakewalk so far, but now it starts to get weirder and more dangerous. We're starting to bring in some classic D&D lore, too.
Enjoy your favorite characters while you can, because some of them won't be around forever...
Episode 56 - Going Through Puzzle Rooms Backward Is Less Fun for the DM
Sat, 27 Jul 2019 11:49:15 +0000
The heroes nearly wrap up their exploration of the Abjuration level--and even though they've found two wand fragments, they still haven't actually recovered them yet. Things are going to start getting really weird after this! The next few episodes are doozies.
Episode 55 - It's In the Bag. No, Really, IT IS IN YOUR BAG
Sat, 20 Jul 2019 12:49:44 +0000
The party rushes to deal with Tara's incapacitation so that they can return to exploring the Abjuration floor.
Episode 54 - It Ate Tara's Brain, So It's Still Hungry
Sat, 13 Jul 2019 20:16:30 +0000
After being thoroughly creeped out by a disembodied voice and an irritating maze, the party ventures out into the open sections of the Abjuration floor. It doesn't go well!
Episode 53 - Leave Us Alone, Darn You!
Sat, 06 Jul 2019 11:00:00 +0000
The party continues to explore the Abjuration level of the wizard research complex, and Aster begins to freak out a little bit.
Episode 52 - Blob Mob and Maze Craze
Sat, 29 Jun 2019 12:37:09 +0000
In which the DM forgets an important monster immunity but clobbers the party anyway. They finally make their way down to the second level down: Abjuration.
Episode 51 - Letters from the Dead
Sat, 22 Jun 2019 12:12:52 +0000
The party continues exploring the Administration floor, smashes through a puzzle when searching a bedroom, reads a dead man's journal, and reads through other peoples' mail. It's invasion of privacy all around! Hopefully no one will mind.
Episode 50 - Aster Pats a God On the Head
Sat, 15 Jun 2019 12:00:00 +0000
The heroes continue to explore the underground complex, and begin to piece together what happened on this floor.
The next few episodes don't have much combat, but there are quite a few clues dropped here and there, so pay attention!
Episode 49 - It Was Paxton That Let the Dogs Out
Sat, 08 Jun 2019 02:57:35 +0000
The party begins exploring the underground wizard complex, starting with Administration.
Also, Paxton lets the dogs out.
Episode 48 - If Loving Righty is Wrong, I Don't Want to be Left
Sat, 01 Jun 2019 12:00:00 +0000
The party prepares to take on its next adventure and tries to strike a bargain with an odd gnome.
Episode 47 - Ample Answers and Garden Gnomes
Sat, 25 May 2019 11:19:05 +0000
The party has finally ventured beyond the ruined fortress walls, and Season 2 starts to take shape: MEGADUNGEON!
Sat, 18 May 2019 12:00:00 +0000
In which our heroes fight some mimics and decide to finish investigating the area above ground. The shape of this season will finally start becoming clear in the the next couple episodes.
Episode 45 - A Brief Look Outside and a Letter to the Dead
Sat, 11 May 2019 12:16:37 +0000
The party finally looks around outside, but decides (to their DM's secret consternation) that it's more interesting indoors. So they look around the Hall of Scholars some more, find a very old note, and investigate a secret room.
Episode 44 - How to Train Your Snakey Beaky Tentacle Things
Sat, 04 May 2019 17:09:21 +0000
The party gets an alarming update from Eppalima, and returns to the building containing their own world in search of the monster that has killed some of the refugees.
Episode 43 - A Fast-Moving Dead Guy and a Long Nap
Sat, 27 Apr 2019 21:47:29 +0000
As they explore the area around their glass world, the party encounters weirder and weirder stuff. Now they've run into a dead guy who's acting like he knows Paxton--but he's calling him Kwiyeh. Also, they still haven't taken that long rest in a safe place so that they can level up!
Episode 42 - Going Boldly Where No One Has Gone in a Long Time
Sat, 20 Apr 2019 12:44:54 +0000
In which the party further explores their immediate area, and opens a securely locked door to a potentially dangerous area...and leaves it open!
Episode 41 - The Revenge of the Ants
Sat, 13 Apr 2019 11:00:00 +0000
We're back with the first episode of Season 2! It jumps right in where we left off at the end of Season 1.
Be sure to visit tftggw.com and check out the artwork, or leave us a message! You can also email us at tftggw@gmail.com or follow us on Twitter or on Facebook!
Thu, 11 Apr 2019 18:52:01 +0000
We're back with new episodes starting this Saturday! We also have a new website for the podcast at tftggw.com, and you can find a lot of fantastic art from Ignacio Corva there.
We'll also be releasing the artwork over the next few days on Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit.
Take a look at Ignacio Corva's Portfolio here, and consider hiring him for your next project. His work is incredible; I wish I were half as talented.
Season 2 Soundtrack Preview: The Fight with Rickert
Sun, 07 Apr 2019 01:44:26 +0000
We should be back in one or two weeks, if all goes according to plan. Here's a song that will be in an early Season 2 episode.
I can't really play guitar, but with modern editing tools, I can sort of make it sound like I can. The drums aren't great, either, because the style switches around quite a bit, and the drums aren't ideal for all the different styles. Still, it was an interesting experiment for me.
See if you can figure out who the different sections and themes might be used for.
TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Owlbear Fight
Sat, 30 Mar 2019 12:20:52 +0000
This is another looping combat track. Before I figured out how to score an entire episode, I just wrote a track that I would loop over and over again for combat. It works fine, and it's less work than scoring the whole episode. It obviously gets repetitive, and the more interesting the song is, the more annoying that gets. Also, this is probably the second track I did with upgraded horn sounds. The strings are still crummy, but I like how the horns turned out.
TFTGGW Soundtrack: The Adventures of Aethelflaed Theme
Sat, 23 Mar 2019 13:29:34 +0000
Here's the second of this week's character themes. This one is used to introduce "The Adventures of Aethelflaed" side episodes. It's supposed to sound bright and cheerful, and maybe even innocent. That's definitely part of Aethelflaed's character.
On the other hand, she is not reluctant to gut a person. I don't know if that makes her complex or just scary.
TFTGGW Soundtrack: Aster's Theme
Sat, 23 Mar 2019 13:25:30 +0000
This week we're releasing two short character themes. First is Aster Fortuna's dramatic, heroic theme, usually played when he introduces himself.
The strings used in this are the low-quality strings that come with the Cakewalk Sound Center. They sound good enough that I never bothered upgrading them to the higher quality versions I now have available.
TFTGGW Soundtrack: Foresight Theme
Sat, 16 Mar 2019 12:42:29 +0000
This is a looping song that was played whenever the players were discussing the Truths of Foresight. I originally intended it to just be something to play during any thoughtful, pensive conversation, but it kept being used for this one thing, so it became Foresight's Theme.
TFTGGW Soundtrack: Hunted By a Clockwork Automaton
Sun, 10 Mar 2019 02:45:14 +0000
This song was in the second episode to feature Aster Fortuna, and was supposed to add suspense and tension. I think it might be too distracting.
TFTGGW Soundtrack: Battle Theme 1: The Grick/Bar Brawl
Sat, 02 Mar 2019 03:55:25 +0000
This was the first battle theme for the podcast, used in the very first episode, albeit in a much simpler form. It's one of the first things I sloppily threw together when learning to use Cakewalk Sonar (now Cakewalk by Bandlab). It's supposed to sound like music from a video game. The drums are too repetitious, but it still works fairly well as background combat music.
TFTGGW March 2019 Announcement
Sat, 02 Mar 2019 03:40:31 +0000
This is a "we're not dead yet" announcement. Stay tuned for some musical stuff to tide you over until the new season arrives!
3 days left to vote for a returning NPC!
Wed, 16 Jan 2019 13:33:23 +0000
You have three days left to vote in the Twitter poll on a returning NPC for season 2! Get in there and vote for Ataulf, Eppalima, Medhu, or Zentha, so that I know what to do when we start recording season 2.
The "returning NPC" Twitter poll is up!
Sat, 12 Jan 2019 19:27:57 +0000
It's time to pick your favorite NPC to return in Season Two! Note that other NPCs may also return, but the one that wins this vote will be there at the start of the next season.
https://twitter.com/TFTGGW/status/1084168970767351810
So get over there and vote, so that I can work it into the plan for Season Two!
Sat, 12 Jan 2019 02:36:26 +0000
We're on break for a while to rest, write, and record. We'll be back in a few months with Season 2. Enjoy this Season One post-mortem, and be on the lookout for occasional bits of music, or maybe even a one-shot!
Episode 40 - Exit, Stage...Up?
Sat, 05 Jan 2019 14:10:36 +0000
We're finally here at the end of Season One! Will our heroes smash the Soul Jar? If they do, what happens next? What does it all mean?
We'll have a Season One "post-mortem" episode next week, and then we'll be on hiatus for a while. Thanks for listening! Be sure to check in with us on Twitter and Facebook, or send us an email at tftggw@gmail.com!
Episode 39 - How To Plan for a Party To Save the World
Sat, 29 Dec 2018 16:40:11 +0000
It's the penultimate episode of Season One! The party plots, plans, and schemes for their attack on the Soul Jar. Can you feel the tension rising?
Episode 38 - Meet the Deyns and Mourn the Slain
Sat, 22 Dec 2018 05:03:09 +0000
We're almost at the end of Season One! Be sure to visit us on Twitter @TFTGGW, and on Facebook at facebook.com/talesfromtheglassguardedworld. You can also email us at tftggw@gmail.com.
The party is finally in Arrival, and their next destination is Tara's family home, Deyn Manor. The time has come for them to plot the destruction of the Soul Jar. Hopefully they won't encounter anyone annoying from Tara's past along the way.
Episode 37 - Destination: Arrival
Sun, 16 Dec 2018 16:48:45 +0000
If they're going to destroy the Soul Jar, the party has to get to Arrival. Unfortunately, the Iron Empire has other ideas.
Episode 36 - A New Munderstanding
Sat, 08 Dec 2018 21:08:32 +0000
It's time to discuss the Truths of Foresight with Mun the Immortal. Is it really a good idea to break the Soul Jar, freeing the souls of all the world's dead? How does Lumpen feel about being back at Mun's tower? What should they do next? Find out on today's episode!
Episode 35 - Clearing Out the Quest Log
Sat, 01 Dec 2018 13:11:40 +0000
How are Bud and Bart doing? How much would Sigbert like a pair of Boots of Elvenkind? What's Carlton the Cruel up to these days? Is his aqueduct fixed, and if so, is he grateful? He didn't seem all that cruel, right?
All these questions and more are answered in today's episode!
Episode 34 - An Execution, a Nightmare, and Some Shopping
Sat, 24 Nov 2018 13:37:43 +0000
Having arrived safely in Luttenhaven, a port on the Magistracy coast, the party encounters an old frenemy and does some party management.
Sun, 18 Nov 2018 15:23:21 +0000
Considering how much traveling the PCs do, I really should have posted this earlier. Here's a map of the world. It's a pretty big file, and probably best viewed on a computer, rather than your phone.
Aster vs. the Fast Food Magnate - Part 2
Sat, 17 Nov 2018 13:38:36 +0000
It won't take Aster long to take that beautiful Whistling Rapier, but what then? Surely that's not the last of the loot! And will they be able to escape with everything they've stolen?
Aster vs. the Fast Food Magnate - Part 1
Sat, 10 Nov 2018 14:43:51 +0000
Due to difficulties with our recording schedule, we put together a one-off flashback episode about Chris's character, Aster Fortuna, the half-elf rogue and bard. He had an interesting life back on Arrival, before he went out to explore the world.
We're also joined by Josh, who plays Gasten, Aster's adoptive father.
Update: Two-part Flashback Incoming
Sat, 10 Nov 2018 14:41:09 +0000
Hey listeners! We've been having trouble getting together to record ever since Hurricane Michael came through. I managed to get Chris (Aster Fortuna) and Josh (friend of the podcast) together to record a flashback to Aster's time on the island of Arrival.
The audio quality on Chris's microphone is poor; apparently it was pointing away from his mouth part of the time. Sorry about that! There are so many things to manage when setting up to record, it's hard to catch everything.
The good news is that we're meeting today (November 10, 2018) to record a long session, which should result in two or three regular episodes.
Episode 33 - Draft Dodgers and Former Jolly Rogers
Sat, 03 Nov 2018 15:39:09 +0000
It's time for the adventurers to part ways with the Iron Empire while they still can. But can they?
Episode 32 - The Party Gets Hot, and the Hostess Gets Grumpy, But She's Still a Scream
Sat, 27 Oct 2018 15:39:11 +0000
Our heroes finish up their exploration of the abandoned house by checking out the basement. It doesn't go well, but fortunately, Tara pulls out the heavy weaponry.
Episode 31 - Haunted House Party
Sat, 20 Oct 2018 21:23:30 +0000
They're trying to head back to talk to Mun the Immortal, but they get distracted by an opportunity that appears along the way. It's a sort of quest that they choose to undertake on the side. You could call it a "side quest", if you like.
Episode 30 - Rumble at the Bubble
Sat, 13 Oct 2018 12:00:00 +0000
After studying the large stone by the Eastern Bubble, Paxton, Tara, Aethelflaed, Aster, Eppalima, and Lumpen make camp, but are attacked by undead.
The fight takes a while to resolve. Please be patient.
Episode 29 - People Who Live In Glass Worlds Should Investigate Giant Stones.
Sat, 06 Oct 2018 13:13:59 +0000
Our heroes spend the entire episode standing in front of a big rock. It's riveting stuff, folks.
Episode 28 - Going Snowhere Fast
Sat, 29 Sep 2018 22:50:18 +0000
Having failed to get to make friends in Drongledoon, our heroes travel over hills and through mountains to get to the Eastern Bubble, where they hope to uncover more of the Truths of Foresight.
Episode 27 - High Noon At the Drongledoon Saloon
Sat, 22 Sep 2018 09:39:48 +0000
They've only just arrived in the Iron Empire, but they're already making a big impression on local officials. Now they're off to the Eastern Bubble in search of the Truths of Foresight, and they've picked yet another up a new companion. She's a bit of a loose cannon, though.
Episode 26 - Never Bring a Bookend to a Knife Fight
Sun, 16 Sep 2018 02:36:57 +0000
This wacky party is just getting started! After that, the party really needs to get back on task and make its way to and through the Iron Empire. They'll probably meet some colorful new characters along the way.
Episode 25 - Out of the Frying Pan and Into an Exploding Pork Pie
Sat, 08 Sep 2018 12:16:45 +0000
Will our heroes escape from the jail and the city of Two? Will they convince Sigbert to transport them to the Iron Empire? Will they clean his apartment, cook his dinner, and serve his guests at a dinner party?
Yes, they will.
The Adventures of Aethelflaed - Part 2b
Sun, 02 Sep 2018 00:25:29 +0000
Aethelflaed and her new friend, Aster Fortuna, have broken into a museum to steal a powerful magic item. They've just encountered the security system, however! Will they evade the dangerous automaton? Will they they use the environment against it?
No, not really. But I think the music turned out well!
The Adventures of Aethelflaed - Part 2a
Sat, 25 Aug 2018 15:24:36 +0000
With all of our heroes in jail, surely nothing interesting is going to happen until the trial and their eventual execution, right?
Wrong! It's time for Aethelflaed to have another exciting side adventure, this time with our new player character, Aster Fortuna (played by our new player, Chris)!
An Interview with Paxton...or Frith?
Sat, 18 Aug 2018 13:19:11 +0000
Now it's Paxton's turn to face Zentha and her dulcet tones. Will she get anything out of him, or will he be disarmingly reasonable? Why do they hate this Frith guy so much anyway?
Mon, 13 Aug 2018 01:53:39 +0000
Our heroes have surrendered to the guards of the City of Two, and are now in jail, awaiting trial. Tara is next in line to be interviewed by a member of the Green Cloaks, a secretive organization of rangers and druids who work for the Great Forest. Tara has questions, too, such as:
-"Can someone bring me a drink?"
-"Why is this cell so awfully dirty?"
-"Don't you know who I am?"
Sat, 04 Aug 2018 15:04:14 +0000
Our heroes have surrendered to the guards of the City of Two, and are now in jail, awaiting trial. Aethelflaed is the first to be interviewed by a member of the Green Cloaks, a secretive organization of rangers and druids who work for the Great Forest. The question is, does Aethelflaed actually know anything?
Recap 1, Episodes 1 through 24
Sat, 28 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000
We're taking a break from usual actual-play material to recap events so far. Also, you'll hear a little bit from our new player, Chris.
Episode 24 - Sigbert Takes Them to a Giant Number Two
Sat, 21 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000
In which our heroes begin to take action to deal with the coming crisis, traveling to the other side of the world. Also, poop jokes.
Episode 23 - Mun Puns Would Be Fun, But I Have None, Hun
Sat, 14 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000
In which our heroes discuss observers with Mun, and then do business with Sigbert, who has updated his list of wacky magical items yet again.
Episode 22 - Goodbye Fin, Hello Plot Twist
Sat, 07 Jul 2018 12:00:00 +0000
In which our heroes speak to their lost friend one more time, then head back to Mun, only to receive some shocking news.
Episode 21 - Two Heads Are Better Than One
Sat, 30 Jun 2018 17:18:55 +0000
In which our heroes attempt to apprehend the villain who just killed their friend Fin, and discover just what he (i.e., the villain) was up to.
Oops! Please re-download episode 18!
Thu, 28 Jun 2018 01:02:47 +0000
Apparently I uploaded episode 19 for both Episode 18 and 19. That is, you never got a chance to hear the correct Episode 18! Please re-download Episode 18, and then you can go on to Episode 19, which will make a lot more sense. I'm sorry about the confusion. I'm not sure how I screwed that up!
Episode 20 - Fireball to the Face
Sat, 23 Jun 2018 13:23:15 +0000
In which our heroes pursue the escaping murder suspect, and things don't go well.
Episode 19 - In Case of Emergency, Do Not Break Glass
Sat, 16 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000
In which our heroes continue their murder investigation, interview a bunch of wizards, and generally make a nuisance of themselves.
Episode 18 - Better Off Detlev
Sat, 09 Jun 2018 15:23:50 +0000
Those wacky adventurers have stumbled into a murder scene! What crazy hijinks will ensue as they begin investigating? Find out in Episode 18!
Episode 17 - Tell Me Something I Didn't Gnome
Sat, 02 Jun 2018 12:00:00 +0000
Our heroes continue their journey through the westernmost forest, encountering a strange wizard (is there any other kind?), and eventually reaching their destination, where several surprises await.
Episode 16 - How Barely? Owl Bearly!
Sat, 26 May 2018 15:20:52 +0000
In today's episode, the adventurers encounter some wild and unnatural animals as they make their way through the Westlichstenwald. You'll never guess what sort of animal they are.
Sun, 20 May 2018 04:18:00 +0000
Our heroes begin their journey to the Western Research Facility, but quickly encounter some goblins who want to feed soup to cows. Again.
Episode 14 - Mun the Immortal's Monumental Magical Mission
Sat, 12 May 2018 14:00:46 +0000
Will Mun turn the adventurers into frogs? Will he challenge them to a magical duel? Or will he send them on yet another long mission that will take weeks and send them to some remote location?
Probably frogs.
The Tower of Mun the Mighty - Part 2
Sat, 05 May 2018 13:31:50 +0000
Find out what happens to Bandybrad Gurrow and Linley Bever, as they rise through the floors of Mun's tower, and encounter some unexpected problems. Will they make it out with valuable treasure? More importantly, will they make it out alive?
This is the second part of our test recording, from way back before we started the main podcast story. We'll go back to Tara, Finn, Paxton, and Aethelflaed next time.
The Tower of Mun the Mighty - Part 1
Sat, 28 Apr 2018 16:37:40 +0000
We travel back in time 30 years, as Bandybrad Gurrow and Linley Bever try to break into the tower of Mun the Mighty. This was our test recording, in which we tested the recording equipment and tried to figure out how to create a podcast episode. It was recorded before the main podcast story began, but you will still encounter some familiar characters.
Episode 13 - Chimera Chaos Chronicle
Sat, 21 Apr 2018 14:37:52 +0000
In which our heroes fight a chimera and make their way to the tower of Mun the Immortal. Also, Danielle's voice is gone.
Sat, 14 Apr 2018 12:00:00 +0000
Live from Freecon 2018...It's Tales from the Glass-Guarded World!
This is a recording of a one-shot game we played at Freecon 2018 at Florida State University in Tallahassee, Florida. Danielle couldn't make it, so the PCs are not the ones you are accustomed to hearing. Instead, we're going to follow some thieves through an exciting evening of burglary.
You'll meet these thieves again, in an adventure that takes place 30 years in the past, in a few more episodes.
Give the updated Episode 0 a listen!
Sat, 07 Apr 2018 14:31:43 +0000
We're cheating this week. We re-recorded Episode 0, now that we have all four players and we're more comfortable with the campaign setting. It's a good place to start if you are new to our podcast. Ashley, Andy, Bryan, and Danielle help me summarize the setting and explain some (small) rules tweaks, so you can better understand what's going on when you start episode 1. Next week: we release the recording from the Freecon live session!
You can find the new Episode 0 here, or add us on iTunes, Google Play, or Stitcher!
Episode 12 - Duke Gerolf Has Problems
Sat, 31 Mar 2018 12:00:00 +0000
In which our heroes consider a hireling, talk to the Duke, pick up another side quest, and set out for Mun's tower.
Episode 11 - Carnival Combat and Zombies in Zauberfeld
Sat, 24 Mar 2018 16:05:36 +0000
In which our heroes fight off some aggressive carnies, resume traveling to Zauberfled, encounter some strangely amicable zombies, and...maybe...just maybe...get rid of that wheat?
Episode 10 - Beautiful Men and an Ugly Fair
Sat, 17 Mar 2018 21:15:29 +0000
In which our heroes encounter someone from Tara's past, and visit a strange carnival straddling the road to Zauberfeld. There's no combat this time, either, but at least we get close!
The Adventures of Aethelflaed - Part 1
Sun, 11 Mar 2018 00:24:54 +0000
In which our new friend Aethelflaed undertakes an exciting night mission of her own! Can she infiltrate the wizard tower? Can she get alive? Find out in Part 1 of...The Adventures of Aethelflaed!
Episode 9 - Paxton's Past and Shopping with Sigbert
Sat, 03 Mar 2018 20:02:42 +0000
In which our heroes wrap up their adventures on Pilgrim's Island, and then go shopping for magic items. Legal Notice: Sigbert's Sorcerous Sundries is not affiliated with any other shop (particularly from Baldur's Gate) by the name of Sorcerous Sundries. No trademark infringement is intended or implied. Trademark rules from Faerun do not apply in the Glass-Guarded World.
Episode 8 - The Only Thing Scarier Than Undead Shadows is Grumpy Tara
Sat, 24 Feb 2018 14:53:30 +0000
In which our heroes encounter another difficult door, then investigate a long-abandoned hidden complex under the monastery.
Episode 7 - Blob Mob and Door Chore
Sat, 17 Feb 2018 21:35:50 +0000
In which our heroes decide to investigate a ruined temple, and just can't give up on that frustrating door.
Episode 6 - Rock Climbing, Joel--Rock Climbing
Sat, 10 Feb 2018 21:42:07 +0000
In which our heroes climb an island of rock, meet a new friend, and encounter a frustrating door.
Episode 5 - Dwarf Glowers and New Towers
Sat, 03 Feb 2018 17:00:00 +0000
In which our heroes resolve the fight over the glassteel sword, travel to Newtower, and take a hike to a lake.
Episode 4 - Glass Swords and Sassy Words
Sat, 27 Jan 2018 23:29:19 +0000
In which our heroes exit the goblin cave and deal with the consequences of Paxton's obsession with a glassteel sword.
Episode 3 - Greasy Grimy Goblin Grotto
Sat, 20 Jan 2018 17:55:51 +0000
In which our heroes confront some goblins, and create a slippery situation. They're a bit embarrassed about it; I won't tell anyone what happened if you won't. This will just be between us.
Sat, 13 Jan 2018 20:36:07 +0000
In which our stalwart adventurers encounter a strange creature, read someone else's mail, and develop paranoia about a guy following them.
We're up and running on Google Play, iTunes, and Stitcher!
Thu, 11 Jan 2018 02:55:54 +0000
You should now be able to find our podcast on Google Play, iTunes, and Stitcher! Is there some other system we should be using to get the podcast to you? Let us know! You can email us at tftggw@gmail.com, send us a Facebook message, or comment on this post.
Episode 1 - A Sackful of Grick
Sun, 07 Jan 2018 00:38:29 +0000
In which we meet our stalwart adventurers, and they meet a nasty creature, as well as a mysterious jerk in a grey cloak.
Episode 0 - Backgroundy Stuff, or, Setting the Stage
Sat, 06 Jan 2018 17:00:00 +0000
In which we introduce our actual-play Dungeons and Dragons podcast, and explain the campaign setting. This is our second recording of Episode 0; we decided to re-record it now that we have all our players, and everyone is more comfortable with the campaign setting. If you want to go straight to the story, skip to Episode 1.