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Desperate Nightmares From Christ The King, Missouri



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Howdy, folks. I’m an old bastard on death’s door, here to tell you the gosh-damned truth about this horrid town, Christ The King. So who the hell cares? Go on and ignore me, friend - but when this bad stuff happens to you, you’re gonna wish you’d listened to ol’ Willard before the government cancer got him. Every month we post a new nightmare for ya, and I swear on the Sinners' Bible, every last one is 100% true. I wish they weren’t


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SERIES FINALE - "Suicide Inn"

Fri, 19 Jul 2019 17:00:33 +0000

2018. In the world of independently-run bed and breakfasts, Barnaby and Willow Radcliffe soon discover that if you wanna make a buck, you’ve gotta get a gimmick. Taped in front of a live studio audience. Dramatized by Gabrielle Lenhard Featuring the Christ The King Players Katie Hartman as Willow Radcliffe Andrew Dahreddine as Barnaby Radcliffe Lorena Monagas as Manuela Josh Gregory as Frank Neekis and the Parrot Nina Mozes as Melanie Grapes Rives Elliot as Dan Hopkins ...and Bebe D’Amore as your narrator With special guest appearances by Sapphic Joy and Patch Edited and Mastered by Jack Healy Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional Music by Kevin MacLeod Audionautix Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco, in absentia Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2019 All Rights Reserved You have now been cursed with the nightmares. Spread these fever dreams of the damned by rating and reviewing on iTunes or whichever platform you use to fill your head with the cold dark truth. Thanks for listening. May your every nightmare come true! Scheming Weasel (slower version) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Bass Walker - Film Noir by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-fre…isrc=USUAN1200071 Artist: incompetech.com/ Comic Plodding - Silent Film Dark by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-fre…isrc=USUAN1100457 Artist: incompetech.com/ Enemy Ships by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: audionautix.com/ Water Prelude Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Fast Talkin by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-fre…isrc=USUAN1100590 Artist: incompetech.com/ Danse of Questionable Tuning Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Evening Fall (Harp) Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Night on the Docks - Trumpet Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Cool Vibes Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Disconcerned Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The Contract by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: audionautix.com/

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Local Sponsors #18

Mon, 15 Jul 2019 22:51:58 +0000

And now, a final word from your local sponsors! (Arnold's Killproof Rope / Become A Mormon / Fallout Hair Ties) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Landras Dream by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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Ep. 211 - "Blonde Psychic Mysteries: Vol. 1 Pt. 2"

Mon, 13 May 2019 16:34:08 +0000

2016. The thrilling conclusion to the torrid tale of one small medium's large quest for redemption. (SEASON FINALE) Dramatized by Jack Healy Featuring the Christ The King Players Tallie Gabriel as Kassey Blakely Matt Davis as Hank Henry and the newsman E. James Ford - Ansem Amberly, Stokes Moody, Harry Houdini, and additional voices Biniam Tekola - Sheriff Jones, Evelyn WOW! Sam Lassiter - Amber Amberly, Pamela Baker and additional voices Rives Elliot - Jefferson Moody and additional voices Jack Healy - Farmer and additional voices Drew Richardson - Rookie cop ...and Bebe D’Amore as your narrator Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Bebe D’Amore in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited and Mastered by Jack Healy Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional Music by Kevin MacLeod Audionautix Twin Musicom Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco, in absentia Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2019 All Rights Reserved Please rate and review on iTunes or whichever platform you use to listen to this show, and come join us on our Facebook page. Willard may or may not be dead, but you keep the nightmares alive! Laid Back Guitars by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100181 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ News Theme by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Creeping To Ship - The Descent by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100278 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ A Dream Within a Dream by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/301/a-dream-within-a-dream Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org Lost Frontier by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300039 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Faceoff by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100403 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Sneaking Up by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ The Big Decision by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Haunting Dreams by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://www.twinmusicom.org/song/249/haunting-dreams Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org Come Play with Me by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1400042 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Greta Sting by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100530 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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Local Sponsors #17

Mon, 13 May 2019 15:17:56 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (CTK Street Fair / Duke's Brand Coffee) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Way Out West by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/

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Ep. 210 - "Trouble In Camp Paradise"

Mon, 18 Feb 2019 19:26:45 +0000

1962. It's Opening Day at Camp Paradise, Christ The King's premiere nudist colony, and not a thing is in place. Will camp owner Liberty Floodwell be able to rally her staff in time? Or will the murderer in their midst cause too much of a distraction? Dramatized by Sadie Keljikian and Rives Elliot Featuring the Christ The King Players Deirdre Dempsey-Rush as Liberty Floodwell Sadie Keljikian as Hope Floodwell Jon Friestedt as Johnny the Pool Boy Michael Citriniti as Viktor the Cook and Gospel Cassidy Bennett Clarkson as Inspector Harold Chaste Rives Elliot as Dick the Volleyball Instructor with additional voices by Audrey Harris ...and Bebe D’Amore as your narrator Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Bebe D’Amore in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited and Mastered by Jack Healy Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional Music by Kevin MacLeod Audionautix Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco, in absentia Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2019 All Rights Reserved Please rate and review us on iTunes or whichever platform you use to listen to this show, and come join us on our Facebook page. Willard may or may not be dead, but you keep the nightmares alive! Reign Supreme Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Right Behind You Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Black Vortex - Scoring Action by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300037 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ One of Them Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Tuba Waddle by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Arcadia - Wonders by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100326 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Doh De Oh by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100255 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Teddy Bear Waltz Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Minima by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1200053 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Sneak 'n Get Caught Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ Casa Bossa Nova Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/ The Great Unknown by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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Local Sponsors #16

Sun, 30 Dec 2018 17:47:43 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Sunkisser Oven / Matty Fatty's Breakfast Patties) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Vanishing Horizon by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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EP. 209 - "Uncanny Danny"

Sun, 16 Dec 2018 17:08:00 +0000

1968. In order to come to grips with the mysterious loss of their 3-year-old son, a young couple hires a ventriloquist of dubious origins to take his place. Will this replacement bring their family together or tear it apart to tiny shreds? Dramatized by Rives Elliot Featuring the Christ The King Players Bennett Clarkson as Arby Stanfield Ayla Combes as Millie Stanfield E. James Ford as Doctor Woodsplitter and the Bar Patron Sam Lassiter as Danny Stanfield and Patty Vincent Diane Elliot as Grace Gloria and Debbie Vincent Roberto Sanabria as John Vincent With Rives Elliot as the Bartender and additional voices by Audrey Harris ...and Bebe D’Amore as your narrator Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Bebe D’Amore in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited and Mastered by Jack Healy Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional Music by Kevin MacLeod Audionautix Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco, in absentia Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2018 All Rights Reserved Please rate and review on iTunes or whichever platform you use to listen to this show and come join us on our Facebook page. Willard may be dead, but you keep the nightmares alive! https://www.facebook.com/DesperateNightmares/?ref=bookmarks Circus Waltz - Silent Film Light by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100291 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Ambush - The Descent by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100334 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Cartoon Pizzicato - Comedy by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Big Horns Intro by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Laconic Granny by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100522 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Childrens Theme - Madness Paranoia by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100296 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Tuba Waddle by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ As I Figure - Latinesque by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100323 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Devastation and Revenge by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100694 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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Local Sponsors #15

Sun, 11 Nov 2018 00:57:32 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Jamoke's Auto-Towing / Eco-Cool Filtration System) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote

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Ep. 208 - "The Controversial Diagnosis Of Mary Jane Easton"

Wed, 31 Oct 2018 11:06:03 +0000

1859. When Dr. Bishop is called to Easton Manor to diagnose a deeply troubled patient, he finds himself ensnared in a ghastly plot of love and deceit that can only be resolved beyond the grave... Dramatized by Audrey Harris Featuring the Christ The King Players Alyssa Abraham as Mary Jane Easton Jonathan Dauermann as Dr. Bishop Dan Theyer as Thomas Easton Justin Phillips as the Butler Liz Anne Rimar as the Ghosts With additional voices by Audrey Harris ...and introducing Bebe D’Amore as your narrator Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Bebe D’Amore in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited and Mastered by Jack Healy Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional Music by Kevin MacLeod Audionautix Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Executive Producer Willard Fresco, in absentia Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2018 All Rights Reserved Please rate and review on iTunes (or whichever platform you use to listen to this show), and come join us on our Facebook page. Willard may or may not be dead, but you keep the nightmares alive!

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WILLARD IS MISSING

Mon, 29 Oct 2018 22:09:03 +0000

*FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE* Willard Fresco has disappeared under mysterious circumstances Please contact us if you have any information regarding his whereabouts Season 2 of Desperate Nightmares returns Halloween 2018 *** The Deadly Year by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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CTK Singles #5

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 05:46:02 +0000

Willard asked us not to post this one, but sometimes you can't stand in love's way Opus One by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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Local Sponsors #14

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 05:42:11 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Aphrodisiac's / Darla's Daycare) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Brandenburg Concerto No4-1 BWV1049 - Classical Whimsical by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100303 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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Ep. 207 - "A Very Desperate Valentine's Special"

Wed, 14 Feb 2018 05:33:29 +0000

2010. When all else fails, lovestruck teenager Melly Aimée decides the best way to her crush's heart is through his stomach. So what if she attempts to rig the game with a mysterious secret ingredient? Dramatized by Fran Da Silveira Featuring the Christ The King Lovers Jay Reed as Melly Aimée Dan Theyer as Martin Peterson and the Delivery Boy Heather Ann Petersen as Chastity Lauren Dortch-Crozier as Aphrodite, Lois, and Coffee Lady Jeff House as Tyler and Sandwich Man Rives Elliot as the doctor ...and Willard Fresco and Zelda Collins as themselves Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Willard Fresco in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited and Mastered by Jack Healy Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Last Kiss Goodnight by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1100611 Artist: http://incompetech.com/ Sneaky Snooper by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2018 All Rights Reserved Please rate and review on iTunes or whichever platform you use to listen to this show, and if you can: please support us on our Patreon page. Every little bit helps to keep Willard and the nightmares alive

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CTK Singles #4

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 15:18:11 +0000

This week's single is looking for love in all the right places - but she likes the wrong ones, too!

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Local Sponsors #13

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 15:15:40 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Duke Belfort Square Garden / Mabel's BBQ) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote

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Ep. 206 - "Rhapsody In BBQ"

Sun, 28 Jan 2018 15:12:01 +0000

1937. When world champion boxer Duke Belfort returns home to marry his sweetheart, everyone is as happy as can be... everyone, that is, but Mabel Collins, beloved proprietress of Christ The King's favorite barbecue joint. If only Duke could hide their past as well as Mabel hides her secret recipe... Dramatized by Jack Healy Featuring the Christ The King Players Sam Lassiter as Mabel Collins Mat Labotka as Duke Belfort Annie-Sage Whitehurst as Olive Grimm Jonathan Dauermann as Father Grimm Jason Zwick as Walter ...and as always, Willard Fresco as himself Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Willard Fresco in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited and Mastered by Jack Healy Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional Music by Franz Liszt Irving Berlin Richard Wagner Pietr Tchaikovsky Kevin MacLeod The Disgraced Reverend William Foster Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2018 All Rights Reserved Please rate and review on iTunes or whichever platform you use to listen to this show, and if you can: please support us on our Patreon page. Every little bit helps to keep Willard and the nightmares alive

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CTK Singles #3

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 19:15:03 +0000

It's high time you found love with this week's smoking hot single!

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Local Sponsors #12

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 19:15:01 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Carmine's Italian Restaurant / Lulu's Haberdashery) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Bushwick Tarentella Loop by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Source: http://incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1300003 Artist: http://incompetech.com/

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Ep. 205 - "Theatre of Christ"

Fri, 12 Jan 2018 19:14:57 +0000

1917. Cassius King is the sole purveyor of the Sugar Melon Theatre, a local libation destination where spirits run high, but never dry. But when a tee-totaling cleric sets his sights on its destruction, it's up to Cassius to save his life's work. Dramatized by Nathan Dennis Featuring the Christ The King Players George Harrington Butts as Cassius King and Sheriff Ronald Michael Citriniti as Pastor Bates Sadie Keljikian as Dame Daytona, Peach, & Miss Honeybush Nik Duggan as Walt Daniella Risman as Sister Goldenhair, Cherry, & the Executioner Nathan Dennis as the Announcer Eddie Bean as the Organist ...and as always, Willard Fresco as himself Original Score composed by Eddie Bean Eddie Bean - piano, organ synths, percussion, bass, melodica, horns Henryk Kress - guitar, cello, banjo Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Willard Fresco in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited by Jack Healy Mastered by Travis de Jong Executive Producer Willard Fresco Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2017 All Rights Reserved Please rate and review on iTunes or whichever platform you use to listen to this show, and if you can: please support us on our Patreon page. Every little bit helps to keep Willard and the nightmares alive

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CTK Singles #2

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 19:20:56 +0000

We're back with a hot new bachelor for all you unloved eligibles!

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Local Sponsors #11

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 19:20:54 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Disease-Free Cow Meat / Von Willie Brand Tourniquets) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote

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Ep. 204 - "Dog Meat"

Thu, 21 Dec 2017 18:30:14 +0000

1921. Titus and Uncle Marcus escape a chain gang attached to a dead man. As their hunger tears at them, one makes a decision that will haunt them forever... Dramatized by Rives Elliot Featuring the Christ The King Players Dante Jean-Felix as Titus Emerson Gordon as Marcus T. LeClaire as John Redbear, Chief Greencorn, and Mad Dog Mannix George Harrington Butts as Officer Grasso and Boss Stroker Jason Zwick as Deputy Newman ...and as always, Willard Fresco as himself Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Willard Fresco in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited by Jack Healy Mastered by Travis de Jong Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional music by Kevin MacLeod Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares from Christ The King, Missouri brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2017 All Rights Reserved

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CTK Singles #1

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 23:58:32 +0000

Attention all you lonely hearts, this one's for you! Music by Kevin MacLeod

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Local Sponsors #10

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 23:55:35 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Bates Brand Wolf Traps / Weakman's Shortwave Radios) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Music by Kevin MacLeod

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Ep. 203 - "A Wolf in Wolf's Clothing"

Sun, 26 Nov 2017 23:07:04 +0000

1983. When 16-year-old Sally Summerisle saves a talking wolf from a gang of irate farmers, she thinks she's found a furry friend for life. But as the townsfolk warm up to the beast, Sally soon learns that the deceptively charming Mr. Wolf is all talk... Dramatized by Michael Bontatibus Featuring the Christ The King Players Sophie Gunilla Larsen as Sally Summerisle Dan Theyer as the Wolf Josh Gregory as the Unimportant Boy, Sally’s Dad, and the Mayor of Christ The King Drew Richardson as Merv the Farmer, Principal Cleaver, and Jeff the Bartender Nik Duggan as Freddie Fitts, Bar Manager, Bystander 1 Nina Mozes as Merv’s Wife, Darlene, Bystander 2 Ayla Combes as Nina Hartley, Bystander 3 Rives Elliot as Hank the Farmer Guest Starring Michael Citriniti as Pastor Samuel Cobb ...and as always, Willard Fresco as himself Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Willard Fresco in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited by Jack Healy and Rives Elliot Mastered by Travis de Jong Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional music by Kevin MacLeod Audionautix Foxx Wolf Rev. William Foster Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares from Christ The King, Missouri brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2017 All Rights Reserved

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Local Sponsors #9

Sat, 04 Nov 2017 04:26:02 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (Layman's Word-A-Day Calendar / Famous Brand Chewing Tobacco) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Music by Kevin MacLeod

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Ep. 202 - "The Happy Family"

Sat, 04 Nov 2017 04:25:52 +0000

1993. What makes a family? Gavin and his expectant companion Bronwen learn the hard way after a freak car accident leaves them at the mercy of a volatile, sadistic truck driver. Dramatized by Nicholas Heathcote Featuring the Christ The King Players Bennett Clarkson as Gavin Annie-Sage Whitehurst as Bronwen Owen Powell as Tucker the Trucker Beth Heidere as Darla ...and as always, Willard Fresco as himself Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Willard Fresco in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited by Jack Healy Mastered by Travis de Jong Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional music by Kevin MacLeod and Twin Musicom Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Desperate Nightmares from Christ The King, Missouri brought to you by Executive Producer Willard Fresco Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2017 All Rights Reserved

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Local Sponsors #8

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 06:57:11 +0000

And now, a word from your local sponsors! (CTK Hysterical Society / Undie-Daises) Senior Advertising Coordinator Nicholas Heathcote Music by Kevin MacLoed

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Ep. 201 - "Time Not Squandered"

Sat, 21 Oct 2017 06:51:14 +0000

2017. Darcy Donovan is hopelessly in love with a man far, far out of her reach and is getting pretty sick of it. But after an oddly prescient homeless man offers her a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, she is thrust into a deadly race against time to find the man she loves... Dramatized by Jessica Hatem Featuring the Christ The King Players Liz Anne Rimar as Darcy Donovan Michael Citriniti as Ben Franklin & Dave E. James Ford as Joe Titmouse & Solomon Beth Heidere as Cecilia Sadie Keljikian as Prostitute 1 Jay Reed as Prostitute 2 Jesse Jae Hoon Eisenberg as Bradley Jack Healy as Disappointed Man ...and as always, Willard Fresco as himself Recorded at Christ The King Studios in Brooklyn, NY Narration recorded by Willard Fresco in the basement of Christ The King Second Methodist Church Edited by Jack Healy Mastered by Travis de Jong Closing theme by Arrington de Dionyso Opening theme by Arrington de Dionyso and Willard Fresco Additional music by Kevin MacLeod Sound effects from Freesound.org Youtube Audio Library Executive Producer Willard Fresco Co-Producers Rives Elliot Jack Healy Copyright 2017 All Rights Reserved

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BONUS - "The Spirit Wife"

Fri, 20 Jan 2017 01:21:41 +0000

2015. Susye Bluebell's lackluster life in Liberal township has left her discontent with domesticity. But when a casual trip to the neighbors' leads her into a mysterious underground tunnel, Susye finds she must confront what lies beneath the surface of her emotions... and her hometown. Dramatized by Gabrielle Lenhard Narrated by Zelda Collins Starring Liz Anne Rimar, Ryan Gaffney, Aly Byatt, Justin Anselmi, Andrew Dahreddine, & Sam Lassiter MUSIC Lasting Hope, Stages of Grief, Golly Gee, Seven Off, Ossuary 6 - Act 1, Sneak 'n Get Caught, Redletter, Night of Chaos, Pensif, Unease Piano, Private Reflection, This House, Touching Moments Four - Melody, Final Count, Grave Blow, Plans in Motion, Come Play with Me, Wagner Bridal Chorus Kevin MacLeod (www.incompetech.com) All license under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

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Ep. 108 - "Blonde Psychic Mysteries: Vol. 1 Pt. 1"

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 23:34:25 +0000

2016. When town psychic Kassey Blakely's radio show gets put on hiatus, she thinks her life can't get any worse. Then she discovers the dead body of a young woman at the bottom of Lake Lancaster. She sets out on the killer's trail, determined to redeem herself, but soon finds that the path to justice is much more mysterious than she ever could have expected. (SEASON FINALE) Dramatized by Jack Healy Starring Tallie Gabriel, E. James Ford, Matt Davis, Biniam Tekola, Sam Lassiter, Drew Richardson, Rives Elliot, & Travis de Jong MUSIC Ambush - The Descent, Creeping to Ship - The Descent, Easy Day, Feelin Good, The Forest and the Trees, Greta Sting, Laid Back Guitars, Mourning Song, Phantasm, Sleep and Then, Sneaky, Sneaky Snitch, Spacial Harvest, Tempting Secrets & Terminal Kevin MacLeod Green Leaves Audionautix Haunting Dreams & Hit the Lights Twin Musicom Battle Hymn of the Republic Lyrics by Julia Ward Howe All licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

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Local Sponsors #7

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 23:18:52 +0000

And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors! (Truman Elementary Harvest Festival / Davis St Bank / Elegance Brand Gravy) Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote Cryin In My Beer by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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Ep. 107 - "White Flight"

Thu, 24 Nov 2016 23:18:35 +0000

2015. When Helen, a frustrated clickbait writer, returns to her hometown of Timucua Beach, Florida, she discovers that everything is much more expensive than it used to be — including her beachfront dream home. With a little help, she hatches a risky plan to take down the gentrifiers responsible. Will her pipe dream scheme succeed? Or will gentrification win again? Dramatized by Nathan Dennis Starring Annie-Sage Whitehurst, Roberto Sanabria, Liz Anne Rimar, Jesse Jae Hoon Eisenberg, Jay Reed, Nathan Dennis & Rives Elliot MUSIC Bass Soli - Rollin at 5, Blue Sizzle Madness Paranoia, Carpe Diem, Chase Pulse Faster, Gnarled Situation, Hackbeat, Lachaim, MTA, Notanico Merengue, Ominous, One of Them, Scheming Weasel (Faster), Shamanistic, Spellbound & Unseen Horrors Kevin MacLeod Pepper’s Funk Audionautix Peer Gynt, Op. 23, No. 1: “Morgenstemning” Edvard Hagerup Grieg All licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

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Local Sponsors #6

Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:12:30 +0000

And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors! (Miss Mizzou's Lager / Tera Simms Travel Agency) Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote Italian Afternoon by Twin Musicom is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://www.twinmusicom.org/

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Ep. 106 - "Hell Chapel"

Sat, 05 Nov 2016 21:11:58 +0000

1978. When the eccentric artist Luca Zigmundo is commissioned to paint a mural for the new student chapel at St. Mother Mary's, the arrangement seems ideal. But once his daughter begins to drift away from him, he begins to lose his grip on reality. Will he be able to complete the mural before it drives him insane? Dramatized by Rives Elliot Starring Arrington de Dionyso, Lauren Dortch-Crozier, Sydney Farley, Justin Anselmi, & Jack Healy Music: Faceoff, Flighty Theme & Lone Harvest Kevin MacLeod Skinny Leonard Audionautix Dial M Twin Musicom

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Local Sponsors #5

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 23:22:39 +0000

And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors! (Carrington's Semi-Fine Jewelry / Lancaster Lodge) Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote One Fine Day by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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Ep. 105 - "Queen For A Day"

Thu, 03 Nov 2016 23:19:23 +0000

1956. When disgruntled and repressed housewife Judy Brown discovers the television program "Queen for a Day," she becomes obsessed and decides that she wants to be crowned queen... at any cost. But how far is she willing to go to ensure her title? Dramatized by Rives Elliot Starring Sadie Kay, Chase Anderson, Sam Lassiter, Liz Anne Rimar & Drew Richardson Dedicated to Eric Gilliland MUSIC Pomp and Circumstance Military Marches, Op. 39 No. 1 in D Sir Edward Elgar, OM GCVO Air Prelude, Fairy Tale Waltz, Frozen Star, Gagool, Heartbreaking, Impending Boom, Investigations, Longing and Concern, Long Stroll & Mary Celeste Kevin MacLeod Somber Audionautix Cinematic Sting Twin Musicom All licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

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Local Sponsors #4

Fri, 21 Oct 2016 01:17:11 +0000

And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors! (Avery's Haunted Hell House / Quayle Automotive) Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote Horror Music by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/ Snappy by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Artist: http://audionautix.com/

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Ep. 104 - "Entity"

Fri, 21 Oct 2016 01:11:28 +0000

2003. With a dangerous life form on the loose, Benjamin Castle holes up in the basement with his alcoholic father, Walter. But as old family secrets come to light, the two realize that what’s inside the basement may prove more dangerous than what’s outside. Can the Castles survive the night... and each other? Dramatized by Nicholas Heathcote. Starring Joey LePage, Owen Powell, Melissa Powers & Nicholas Heathcote Opening & Closing Themes by Arrington De Dionyso Additional Music: Apprehension - Supernatural Haunting, Anxiety - Madness Paranoia, Classic Horror 3 & Halls of the Undead by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) All licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. SFX from Freesound.org YouTube Audio Library

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Local Sponsors #3

Fri, 21 Oct 2016 01:11:21 +0000

And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors! (CTK Tech / Brown & Chester Rifles) Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote

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Ep. 103 - "Appisode"

Fri, 21 Oct 2016 01:11:15 +0000

2016. Christ the King Tech student Timothy Parnell just can't seem to catch a break—that is, until he is introduced to a new artificial intelligence device that promises to change nearly every facet of his life for the better. Timothy's luck certainly improves, but at what cost? Dramatized by Jack Healy. Starring Justin Phillips, Kyra Bowie, Allan Hayhurst, George Harrington Butts & Michael Huntsman Opening & Closing Themes by Arrington De Dionyso Aurea Carmina, Consequence Wonders, Dark Standoff, Darkening Developments, Echoes of Time, Heart of the Beast, Land of Phantoms, & A Singular Perversion - Darkness by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Seductress Dubstep by Audionautix 8-Bit March by Twin Musicom All licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. SFX from Freesound.org YouTube Audio Library

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Local Sponsors #2

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 16:30:47 +0000

And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors! (Dipey Wipeys / Mike's Waterin' Hole) Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote Guts and Bourbon by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Ep. 102 - "Fetal Recall"

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 16:27:21 +0000

1997. While toiling away in a corporate retail wasteland, the newly pregnant Colleen Collins discovers a peculiar scent coming off of the Furbabies™ on sale in the clearance aisle. Are her heightened senses confused? Or is there something much more sinister afoot? Dramatized by Rives Elliot. Starring Beth Heidere, Jay Reed, Joshua Gregory, Josh Brown, Nathan Dennis, Rives Elliot & Jack Healy Hidden Agenda, Sock Hop, Malt Shop Bop & Fluffing a Duck by Kevin MacLeod as well as Plantation & Meditation 1 by the Audionautix are all licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license. ORIGINALLY RECORDED ON WILLARD FRESCO'S PERSONAL ANALOG EQUIPMENT. DIGITAL MASTER MAY REVEAL LIMITATIONS OF SOURCE TAPE.

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A Word From Our Local Sponsors

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 03:38:06 +0000

And now, a word from our local Christ The King sponsors! (Second Methodist Garage Sale / Furbabies(TM)) Local Ad Coordinator - Nicholas Heathcote Bama Country - Country by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/) Thingamajig by Audionautix is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)

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Ep. 101 - "Shadows On The Wall"

Thu, 06 Oct 2016 03:32:39 +0000

1986. When the precocious Savannah Beaver-Badger discovers a dark prophecy hidden in Christ the King’s town hymn, will she be able to stop her church from unknowingly fulfilling it? Dramatized by Rives Elliot. Starring Jenny Jarnagin, Phil Feldman, Nancy Marlowe Gordon, Jeff House, Michael Citriniti, Sophie Gunilla Larsen & Jack Healy. Gone Beyond, Hoedown, Dance of Deception, DD Groove, Disconcerned, Frost Waltz, Evening of Chaos, Anamalie & Agnus Dei X - Bitter Suite, by Kevin MacLeod, Autumn Sunset & Tuba Waddle by the Audionautix, and Training in the Fire by Twin Musicom are all licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license.

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