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Creator: Aric McKeown & Corey Anderson: Comedians
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Comedy | Sci-Fi | Improv
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Episodes:
The Mustache Rangers Eat Lunch
Thu, 22 Feb 2018 17:43:29 +0000
Coming Fridays in March and April 2018 to HUGE Improv Theater, it’s The Mustache Rangers Eat Lunch. The least white Mustache Rangers show ever. Enjoy this podcast length video for enjoying.
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Not By Pizza Things: Podcast Episode 270
Mon, 25 Jul 2016 09:00:59 +0000
Where is the thing when you need it? You know, the thing that cuts your food? No, not a knife. But there are no knives either. Where did all the utensils go? Are they all sitting dirty in the sink? We shouldn’t have to use our hands like hand animals. The Mustache Rangers go on […]
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Mon, 18 Jul 2016 18:48:25 +0000
Stand-up comedy can be difficult. Unless you bring all your co-workers. Then they’ll all pretend that you did a great job when they see you at work the next day. But what if you put secret recording devices on all your co-workers to hear what they really think of you? That would be expensive. If […]
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Return of the King: Podcast Episode 268
Mon, 25 Jan 2016 21:10:46 +0000
Suprise.
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One Last Time: Podcast Episode 267
Mon, 22 Dec 2014 08:00:41 +0000
The Mustache Rangers defeat Smaug in the gripping conclusion to the trilogy based loosely on the works of J.R.R. Tolkien.
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The Desolation of the Mustache Rangers: Podcast Episode 266
Mon, 01 Dec 2014 08:00:46 +0000
This is the second to last episode of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It's about doing the laundry. Sort of.
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Mustache Rangers Final Performance
Mon, 18 Aug 2014 13:52:55 +0000
The last Mustache Rangers improv show, performed at HUGE Theater, was lovingly recorded and edit by Fes of the Webcast Beacon Network. Performed in three acts, enjoy Cracked Helmet (Corey and Aric’s group before the Mustache Rangers), a special This Is Your Life starring the Mustache Rangers, and then, the final final final Mustache Rangers […]
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Mustache Rangers at the 2014 Twin Cities Improv Festival
Thu, 31 Jul 2014 14:01:05 +0000
The second to last Mustache Rangers improv show, performed during the Twin Cities Improv Festival held at HUGE Theater, was lovingly recorded and edit by Fes of the Webcast Beacon Network. Watch, enjoy, and share. Always share. That’s what the internet is for, dummies.
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The Mustache Rangers and PowerPoint Karaoke
Wed, 30 Jul 2014 13:56:53 +0000
As fortune would have it, Fes of the Webcast Beacon Network decided to tape the final three Mustache Rangers stage shows for a video project he is starting. What that means is everyone who doesn’t live in Minnesota or wasn’t able to make it to a sold out show can enjoy the Mustache Rangers from […]
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Pop Culture Wars: Podcast Episode 265
Mon, 31 Mar 2014 09:00:45 +0000
A whodunit the likes of which John Grisham only dreamed. Phooneybaum and Bastidious must rack their brains to figure out the culprit in the daring unicorn figurine breakage case. Could it be the butler or the chamber maid? Or perhaps the scorned lover! You’ll have to listen to find out. P.S. It is neither of […]
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Ready, Set, Wang: Podcast Episode 264
Mon, 17 Mar 2014 08:00:28 +0000
Some episodes of the Mustache Rangers are great for the whole family. This is not one of them. This is for kids only. No, wait. The other way around. This is specifically not for children. That would have been a mess, huh? Glad we fixed that. In this episode, Phooneybaum tries to guess what is […]
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Workshopping the Workshop: Episode 263
Mon, 03 Mar 2014 08:00:42 +0000
We can all agree that motivational speakers are con artists and that workshops are scams. Unless those speakers or workshop leaders are from the Mustache Rangers. Then you’d be a fool not to pay any price demanded for the charisma and knowledge they provide. A workshop in its infancy and the wonders of Powerpoint lead […]
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Fancy Man: Podcast Episode 262
Mon, 17 Feb 2014 08:00:29 +0000
When a podcast dies, the number of mourners at the funeral is equal to the number of iTunes reviews it has divided by 1,000. The 0.055 people at the Mustache Rangers podcast funeral made for a rather sad celebration, which is why the Mustache Rangers made the decision to give death. The Mustache Rangers are […]
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Mon, 10 Jun 2013 09:00:18 +0000
School is a very special time in a child’s life. It’s when they really learn how to be embarrassed. You think Uncle Rick tickling you until you wet your pants is shameful? Just wait until you express an individual sense of style! The Mustache Rangers explore teaching and testing in this podcast episode. Why don’t […]
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Sun, 02 Jun 2013 09:00:45 +0000
Misogyny and campfires are the main focus of this, the first Mustache Rangers podcast of 2013. We’re sorry we’ve been gone so long, but we were so anxious for Arrested Development to return we couldn’t concentrate. Did you know that misogyny still exists? And it’s mainly men who are the cause? Mainly manly men. Mainly […]
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Give Up On Time Travel: Episode 259
Mon, 11 Feb 2013 09:00:52 +0000
You may love time travel movies, but they don’t make any sense. Don’t worry about it. Your brain and the writer’s brain are too dumb to make heads or tails of time travel. It’s the limitation of this biological sponge in our head. You fill a sponge with protein lines and jab it with electricity […]
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Mon, 21 Jan 2013 09:00:43 +0000
Diet fads come and go as surely as the tides and bell bottoms. You can say “bootcut” but you’re not fooling anybody, the Gap. But getting back to diets, everyone is looking for the quick fix. The superfood or the magic bacteria that will eat your insides, but just enough so that you look pretty […]
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Mon, 31 Dec 2012 09:00:55 +0000
Other people’s opinions are the topic of discussion in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Interesting fact. Did you know that everybody has an opinion? It’s true! Even babies are all, like, “what’s with all the light and the lack of amniotic fluid out here?” That was just translated with a baby translator, by the way. […]
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Holiday Cards: Podcast Episode 256
Mon, 17 Dec 2012 10:00:41 +0000
Cards, books, and money. Isn’t that really what the holidays are about? You receive cards that look good on your mantel until the year rolls over. You receive books that you’ll never read. Or you get a card full of money. Really, those are the only three options. Sure, there may be a bike thrown […]
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Go to Hell: Podcast Episode 255
Mon, 10 Dec 2012 09:00:21 +0000
Hell and decorating are the topics of this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. More decorating than hell, but “go to decoration school” isn’t a very catchy podcast title. Maybe you have a better idea for a title. Well, you can shove it. We don’t want to hear it. Make your own damn podcast. Leave us along. […]
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Andrew Zimmern: Podcast Episode 254
Mon, 26 Nov 2012 09:00:47 +0000
Andrew Zimmern, host of Bizarre Foods and the Go Fork Yourself podcast, takes time out of his busy schedule to deliver some very urgent news to the Mustache Rangers. Will it be food related news? Yes. Sorry, spoiler alert. You can see Andrew Zimmern live at HUGE Improv Theater, home of the Mustache Rangers, on […]
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Mon, 12 Nov 2012 09:00:20 +0000
Security cameras, Big Brother, and ghosts invade the personal space of the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. This is the episode that was actually recorded for Halloween. Whoops? Enjoy it anyway. Don’t worry, there is no candy involved. You won’t have to suspend your disbelief too much.
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Get Political: Podcast Episode 252
Mon, 05 Nov 2012 09:00:59 +0000
A podcast about politics the day before a major election? It’s like we planned this or something. Don’t worry. Your values won’t be challenged. It’s mostly talk about teeth and aspirations. You know, things you talk about every day. Anywho, enjoy this Mustache Rangers podcast episode.
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Trustbusters: Podcast Episode 251
Mon, 29 Oct 2012 09:00:20 +0000
It is almost Halloween, and you know what that means? Podcasts with a vaguely spooky theme, but not really! This podcast is really about board games. If there is anything better than playing a board game, it’s listening to two people bicker about it. So listen, already! And don’t forget! The Mustache Rangers return to […]
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Podcast Episode 250 Live: Podcast Episode 250: Redundant
Thu, 25 Oct 2012 09:00:22 +0000
The milestone that is a quarter of a milestone, the Mustache Rangers have reached episode 250 of their celebrated podcast. Enjoy this special episode, recorded live in front of an audience at HUGE Improv Theater in Minneapolis, MN. The video of the show, including a look backstage, is still available right here
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Sun, 21 Oct 2012 00:46:40 +0000
The video (or, still frames with audio) is up! The audio version of the podcast will be coming in the next day or two. Thanks to everyone who watched episode 250 live! Also, you can skip to the performance about 18 minutes it. Or you can watch the whole thing and get a peek into […]
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Spider Hats: Podcast Episode 249
Mon, 15 Oct 2012 09:00:54 +0000
With our feet stuck well into the muck that is October, it’s only proper to have an arachnid-centric episode. If you live in a place where spiders can’t rot your skin if you’re bit, you have no right to be afraid of spider. In case you were wondering. Spiders and hats will bring you smiles […]
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Get a Bonus: Podcast Episode 248
Mon, 08 Oct 2012 09:00:37 +0000
Temperatures are discussed in this podcast episode. After all, we know what our audience wants. Lots of talk about being too hot or too cold. Afghans aren’t brought up, but they are a great way to keep you both warm and cold at the same time. We don’t know why we’re telling you this. Listen […]
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Beard Patrolmen: Podcast Episode 247
Mon, 24 Sep 2012 10:00:44 +0000
The “gentlemen” from the Shoddy Radio podcast join the Mustache Rangers this week playing the Beard Patrolmen. For those of you who didn’t see the live show the Mustache Rangers did that one time, the Beard Patrolmen are the greatest enemies of the Mustache Rangers. Speaking of live shows, the Mustache Rangers will be performing […]
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Can’t Imagine: Podcast Episode 246
Mon, 17 Sep 2012 09:00:35 +0000
We know what you’re thinking. Where have you been, Mustache Rangers? But you thought it with a real twinge of attitude, so we won’t answer you. Next time, when you think of something you might possibly ask, you had better check yourself before you Rex Urselph. Don’t know how that phrase became so popular. Anyway. […]
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Jasmine Memories: Podcast Episode 245
Mon, 20 Aug 2012 09:00:59 +0000
Scents and tastes can strongly evoke memories and emotions. But can a taste take a memory away? Probably not. But that won’t stop the Mustache Rangers from going on and on about it in this podcast episode. Honestly, can’t they shut up for, like, 2 minutes? Some of us are trying to sleep.
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Tue, 07 Aug 2012 14:03:40 +0000
We know! You hate this podcast drought! But things have been busy are Mustache Rangers Central Command. There is a lot of theater going on. We think it is some kind of virus. A thespian virus. Don’t let any actors bite you. Until a new show goes up, you can listen to Aric talk about […]
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Tell It Again: Podcast Episode 244
Mon, 16 Jul 2012 09:00:30 +0000
Facebook is a giant waste of time, second only to listening to people tell stories you’ve already heard. If there were a way to monetize that, we’d be billionaires by now. But you can’t sell ad space in old stories. The Mustache Rangers tell old stories in this podcast episode. Enjoy it in your own […]
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Advertise: Podcast Episode 243
Mon, 09 Jul 2012 09:00:03 +0000
It may comes as quite a shock to you that advertisers bend the truth to get their products sold. Or, it may come as no shock at all. We can’t assume to know your educational background. Do you know what badminton is? Badminton looks like fun, but it is terrible. That’s what advertising does to […]
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Squeamish: Podcast Episode 242
Mon, 02 Jul 2012 09:00:34 +0000
It’s easy to be squeamish. After all, who knows what the cat dropped into your shoe last night? The Mustache Rangers explore the feeling of squeamishness in this podcast. Have you checked your shoes yet? You should. And cedar shoe trees would really clear this whole situation up.
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Remove Pants: Podcast Episode 241
Mon, 25 Jun 2012 09:00:34 +0000
Monica Hamburg of the S&M Rants Podcast joins the Mustache Rangers in this podcast where the freedom of the human form is discovered and uncovered. Or maybe it’s just a bunch of giggling. I mean, all that flesh can be awfully funny. So many lumps of different shapes and sizes. Enjoy.
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Black Tie: Podcast Episode 240
Mon, 18 Jun 2012 09:00:48 +0000
Black tie events are fun, probably. We’ve never been to one. There are probably a lot of hi-jinks there, mostly involving punch bowls and swimming pools with retractable covers. This podcast features assumptions about black tie events, mostly based on movies. Mostly based on Kubrick movies. Mainly, the Shining.
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Create Jobs: Podcast Episode 239
Mon, 04 Jun 2012 09:00:41 +0000
Creating jobs isn’t easy, as this week’s podcast will attest. Sure, you could simply copy the jobs that are already there, but that is boring. If you’re doing it right, you need to think of a job that has never existed before. Like bread wearer or box car kisser. We’re just spit-balling here. Although, those […]
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Mon, 21 May 2012 09:00:02 +0000
You could make a millions dollars by stealing all the ideas that the Mustache Rangers have in their podcast. And then the Mustache Rangers would make those million dollars by suing you. But they’d smile while suing you. And really, isn’t a smile like a hug? Would anyone bad hug you? NO! Enjoy this week’s […]
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Last Resort: Podcast Episode 237
Mon, 14 May 2012 09:00:33 +0000
We really don’t know why you’re reading this. Podcasts are an audio medium. Just listen to the show already. You know these descriptions never have anything to do with what goes on in the episode anyway. You should have learned that by now. Anyway, how are you? It’s been a while. We took up a […]
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Mon, 30 Apr 2012 09:00:53 +0000
Waiters, take note. You are legally obligated to pee into the soup of anyone who snaps at you. How else will those people ever learn to stop snapping their fingers at people? This is your duty, waitrons. The Mustache Rangers deals with snaps and claps in this week’s episode. Store it in your brain.
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Brett Favre: Podcast Episode 235
Mon, 16 Apr 2012 09:00:37 +0000
There are certain things that Brett Favre is known for. Throwing a football, for instance. Or wearing rings, as an example. Today’s podcast is about the other thing. You know what we’re talking about. There’s something about Brett Favre.
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Mon, 09 Apr 2012 09:00:22 +0000
Assumptions are what differentiate man from the beasts. Squirrels assume that tree branch will hold their weight. Humans draw a diagram about why a tree branch can’t hold their weight. Oh humans. Just jump! The Mustache Rangers assume many things in this week’s podcast adventure. We assume.
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Ranger Normal: Podcast Episode 233
Mon, 02 Apr 2012 10:00:38 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are back, and they’re joined by the crew from the Sex is Fun podcast. So prepare your ears accordingly. Perhaps you are at work. Try not being at work. Okay. At home now? Good. In fact, if you need MORE Mustache Rangers this week, you can hear a special Mustache Rangers episode […]
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Mon, 26 Mar 2012 14:32:19 +0000
We’re sorry for the unexpected hiatus. Family stuff and happenstance. Don’t worry. We should be back next week? Notice the question mark. We are not committing, but hopeful.
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Mon, 05 Mar 2012 09:00:42 +0000
Nobody likes snakes. Even the dudes who wear snakes as a fashion statement are scared to death of them. They simply think the constant risk of death is worth it if a pretty lady looks their way. Bonus points if she looks their way with an expression that is not disgust. The Mustache Rangers talk […]
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Mon, 27 Feb 2012 09:00:29 +0000
Fear. Does it hurt more than it helps? Sandwiches. Have you had more bad sandwiches than good? Chairs. Still trust them? Listen to this week’s Mustache Rangers episode and you may start to question everything you understand about everything.
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Mon, 13 Feb 2012 19:50:37 +0000
Skyrim and Diablo 3 are the games of the hour. In Skyrim and Diablo, you go on quests. In this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode, they talk about quests. Does that mean that everyone who plays Skyrim or Diablo 3 should listen to the Mustache Rangers? It couldn’t hurt.
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Take Liberties: Podcast Episode 229
Mon, 06 Feb 2012 09:00:49 +0000
Everyone tells stories. Even rocks, if you put a robot mouth on them and tell the robot mouth to say approximately what you think a rock would say. It’s mostly “I’m dry” or “I’m wet.” Rocks are very aware of their hydration levels. The Mustache Rangers jabber on about stories and how they should be […]
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Mon, 23 Jan 2012 15:45:57 +0000
The Mustache Rangers podcast will be taking a short two week intermission. With the avalanche of live shows we have been and will be doing, our time has become a little limited. But do not fret! We will be back on track shortly! Take this time to listen to older podcasts, share with your friends, […]
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The Secondary Objective: Podcast Episode 228
Mon, 16 Jan 2012 10:00:46 +0000
Video games make their influence known as the Mustache Rangers work on confirming their secondary objective in this podcast episode. Will they have to hack three computers or find the secret music box? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or have a courtroom stenographer type out this week’s episode for you and have them […]
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Take Flight: Podcast Episode 227
Mon, 09 Jan 2012 09:00:41 +0000
The serious topic of body alteration is used for the light fun in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Did you see that guy who put magnets under his skin so he could attach some devil horns? I mean, really. Come on, guy. Give that surgery money to me! I’d spend it on so much gum!
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Top Ways to Get People to Visit Your Website
Tue, 03 Jan 2012 17:00:12 +0000
1. Make a list
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Anti-Comedy: Podcast Episode 226
Mon, 02 Jan 2012 09:00:34 +0000
The Comedy Album and artistic interpretation are the main talking points in this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. And the squabbling. There is always a bit of that, isn’t there? You think, over hundreds of years, you’d eventually work out the kinks in a friendship. The reality is, the kinks keep getting worse. It’s sad, in […]
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Change-Up: Podcast Episode 225
Mon, 19 Dec 2011 09:00:03 +0000
Terrance Day is winter solstice tradition that keeps the Mustache Rangers going. Aside from a genetically altered panda delivering gifts, very little information has come out about the traditions of Terrance Day. Until this podcast! Bring your loved ones around the fire and listen to this holiday themed podcast. We think you might learn something […]
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Turn Inside Out: Podcast Episode 224
Mon, 12 Dec 2011 09:00:21 +0000
Internal organs, what they can do and what they can’t do, are the pain topics of contention on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Now, keep in mind, the Mustache Rangers are not doctors. At least, not doctors in the traditional sense. If you would consider “someone who eats a certain brand of breakfast cereal because […]
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Mon, 05 Dec 2011 09:00:16 +0000
Denim and weakness. What do they have in common? Why would you read the answer in a blog post when you could listen to it in a podcast? Today is your lucky day, because the Mustache Rangers explore the topics of denim and weakness! All in one podcast episode! For free! How lucky are you? […]
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Interrupted: Podcast Episode 222
Mon, 28 Nov 2011 09:00:02 +0000
We can’t blame you to listening to the Minneapolis St Paul Magazine best podcast of 2011. We would too, if we weren’t living it. In this podcast episode, the Mustache Rangers learn how rude it is to interrupt someone. And then some other stuff happens. Metal sound provided by acclivity at FreeSound.org Jelly bean sound […]
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Get Graphic: Podcast Episode 221
Mon, 21 Nov 2011 09:00:35 +0000
Graphic novels are for everybody. Sure, that what the geek at the store keeps telling you, but that doesn’t make it less true. The Mustache Rangers work on their very own graphic novel in this comedy podcast adventure.
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Watch the Ham: Podcast Episode 220
Mon, 14 Nov 2011 10:00:31 +0000
Podcast podcast blah blah blah ham. Listen. November 16th is Give to the Max day in Minnesota. It’s a day to donate to non-profits and to have your donations matched in different ways. The Mustache Rangers will be raising money for HUGE Improv Theater, our home theater, on November 16th. If you would consider a […]
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Toilet paper orientation – Computer-pedia
Fri, 11 Nov 2011 15:48:02 +0000
Toilet paper is something you put gross stuff that comes out of your body on. It is made out of trees, like rocking horses. Sometimes it is quilted by little church ladies and sometimes it is made by bears. Do you understand what toilet paper is now? Good. Now on to the “orientation” part of […]
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Mon, 07 Nov 2011 15:14:19 +0000
We know, we know! You love you Monday podcast updates. And we love you. But it isn’t going to happen this week. The immeasurably insignificant gravitational pull of aligning planets have caused our crab signs to fight some bulls. Or something. Anyways, there will be a new podcast up next week. In the meantime, why […]
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Angry at David Malki: Podcast Episode 219
Mon, 31 Oct 2011 10:00:51 +0000
David Malki, creator of Wondermark and co-editor of the Machine of Death, lends his vocal talents to this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. If you have been waiting for an episode filled with yelling, you can stop waiting. It is here to hear! Water sound effects provided by Benboncan from FreeSound.org.
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Mon, 24 Oct 2011 10:00:39 +0000
A phrase or cliche has a life of its own. Once said, it will either sprout wings and play upon the gentle winds of humanity forever or it will fall to the ground and be crushed like the onion under a mountain. For example. Do you think “looks like rain today” is a phrase that […]
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Manuel Carbonell: Computer-pedia
Thu, 20 Oct 2011 17:13:32 +0000
Manuel Carbonell, the last of the Cuban Master Sculptors. He was a guy who looked at a piece of wood and said, “That ain’t no wood. I see an eagle or something crazy in there.” And then he used a tooth brush to carve out that crazy thing. Maybe not a toothbrush. Probably a chisel […]
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Meet the Apple Sisters: Podcast Episode 217
Mon, 17 Oct 2011 10:00:27 +0000
The Apple Sisters join the Mustache Rangers in this very special podcast episode. What happens while guys who speak in an olde tyme way meet up with gals who speak in an olde tyme way? There’s only one way to find out! That’s by using your head holes and listening up. And make sure to […]
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The Greatest Idea: Podcast Episode 216
Mon, 10 Oct 2011 10:00:56 +0000
Accepting the quirks in people you spend a lot of time with is a must. Unless you are a prison guard. In which case, guard those prisoners! Quit chatting it up with them! They’re trying to get inside your head! The Mustache Rangers discuss their quirks in this podcast episode.
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Get a Tan: Podcast Episode 215
Mon, 03 Oct 2011 10:00:07 +0000
Gift giving and receiving. What a mess, right? Well, the Mustache Rangers may have just found the solution to gift giving in this comedy-podcast-adventure-asode.
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Get a Gold Star: Podcast Episode 214
Mon, 26 Sep 2011 10:00:15 +0000
Accolades and recognizing the importance of your employees are the convoluted topics of the day on this Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Get your best gal, go out, have a nice dinner, driver her home, then drive yourself home, then listen to the podcast.
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Mon, 19 Sep 2011 10:00:39 +0000
Get rich quick schemes are only good if the schemes are quick. If they are not, then you have yourself a get rich scheme. And if you don’t have the scheme figured out, then you simply get rich. The lesson here is, drop the schemes. The Mustache Rangers scheme their little hearts and veins out […]
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Get Infected with Scott Sigler: Podcast Episode 212
Mon, 12 Sep 2011 10:00:41 +0000
New York Times bestselling author Scott Sigler joins the Mustache Rangers in this week’s virus filled podcast episode. Do not worry. They are not computer viruses. Just the normal horrible kind of virus. Follow Scott Sigler on Twitter @ScottSigler, head to his website at ScottSigler.com, and buy his astonishingly well researched scifi horror novels. They […]
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Yummy Fingers: Podcast Episode 211
Mon, 05 Sep 2011 10:00:37 +0000
Sometimes we just want to be noticed. That’s why city folks wear overalls, after all. It’s the little quirks that make people say “hey, I like/hate that guy/girl.” And really, isn’t that all we really want/don’t want to hear? The Mustache Rangers figure out their own quirks in this podcast adventure. After listening to the […]
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Come Up Shorts: Podcast Episode 210
Mon, 29 Aug 2011 10:00:56 +0000
Teamwork are the orders of the day, as the Mustache Rangers imagine how to become the chief celebrities of an alien race, in this comedy podcast episode. The “comedy” stands for “comedic.”
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Do Nothing: Podcast Episode 209
Mon, 22 Aug 2011 10:00:34 +0000
What is more useless than doing nothing? That’s right! Talking about doing nothing. Prepare yourself for the most useless podcast episode to ever exist.
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Mon, 15 Aug 2011 10:00:11 +0000
Have you ever wondered what When Harry Met Sally would be like if it starred two guys traveling through space? Wonder no longer, as this podcast episode spells it out for you! Enjoy!
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Mon, 08 Aug 2011 10:00:26 +0000
Video games! The kids love them! So do Mustache Rangers! But what will happen when video games come between the Mustache Rangers? Listen to this podcast and find out!
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Mon, 01 Aug 2011 10:00:47 +0000
Does and don’ts of formal dress are the topic of conversation between the Mustache Rangers for this comedy podcast episode. Enjoy it with someone you want to argue with.
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Abilene Paradox: Podcast Episode 205
Mon, 25 Jul 2011 10:00:59 +0000
If the fate of the world ever hinged on where everybody wanted to eat, we would all be doomed. The Mustache Rangers decide on what to do for dinner in this thrilling podcast adventure! For more information on the Abilene paradox, please visit Wikipedia. With your help, we can wipe it out once and for […]
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Thu, 21 Jul 2011 19:27:43 +0000
The Mustache Rangers have a new podcast! Sort of. This week NoisePicnic, a podcasting network for creative and talented podcasters created by Aric McKeown and Mike Fotis, launched. And one of the featured podcasts is Mustache Rangers Classic! Mustache Rangers Classic is a new take on the oldest Mustache Rangers episodes. Starting from episode number […]
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Mon, 18 Jul 2011 10:00:21 +0000
The boundless opportunity of a lazy day is explored by the Mustache Rangers in this podcast episode. Enjoy it, if you know what is good for you. Or if you mom tells you to.
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Have Two Pages Left: Podcast Episode 203
Mon, 11 Jul 2011 10:00:21 +0000
Famous works of literature and knowing when to be quiet are the focus of this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast. But you already knew that.
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Visit the Capitol With The Wrestling Team: Podcast Episode 202
Mon, 04 Jul 2011 10:00:43 +0000
The comedy and podcast duo Wrestling Team joins the Mustache Rangers as they visit one of Washington, D.C.’s most famous landmarks in this comedy podcast episode.
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Mon, 27 Jun 2011 17:12:57 +0000
Starting July 7th, the Mustache Rangers live stage show returns to HUGE Improv Theater. Join the Mustache Rangers and special guests Deutschland as they bring you an evening of entertainment for the low price of $5. But, hold on one second! If one of the six Mustache Rangers shows sells out, the remaining shows are […]
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Fight Dragons: Podcast Episode 201
Mon, 27 Jun 2011 10:00:12 +0000
The existence and size of dragons are the topic of debate on this Mustache Rangers comedy podcast episode. Share it with someone you love. Especially if you haven’t told them you love them yet. And then they’ll see this message and be, all, like, “me too!” Or “I shouldn’t have made so much eye contact […]
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Mon, 20 Jun 2011 10:00:46 +0000
Lefse is the topic of the hour for the Mustache Ranger’s monumental 200th episode. Listen to it, and then head on over to Guffaw to read an article on the Mustache Rangers. We know you like reading because you are reading this.
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The Mustache Rangers Build a Fort: Episode 199
Mon, 13 Jun 2011 10:00:34 +0000
Bickering about anything is a talent the Mustache Rangers have in spades. And hearts. This week’s podcast episode provides evidence of that fact. Go ahead! I bet there isn’t one thing you can name that the Mustache Rangers can’t bicker about. That’s what we thought. You gave up before you even started. How sad.
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The Mustache Rangers Play a Game: Episode 198
Mon, 06 Jun 2011 13:42:42 +0000
The Mustache Rangers receive urgent news at the top of this week’s comedy podcast episode. Will the news be treated as urgent? If you’ve listened to even one episode before this one, you know the answer to that question. To everyone else, the answer is no. Listen, enjoy, and share with your friends.
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The Mustache Rangers Play God: Episode 197
Mon, 30 May 2011 07:00:22 +0000
Nature meets madness in this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast episode. Who will prevail? You’ll have to listen to find out. Or you could bribe us and we’ll tell you without having to listen to the podcast. We can be bribed very easily.
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The Great Mustache Rangers Equipment Upgrade!
Wed, 25 May 2011 15:59:43 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are looking for your help to upgrade their podcasting setup! Go to the Equipment Upgrade page to see how you can help! Exclamation points!
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The Mustache Rangers Expand Their Minds: Episode 196
Mon, 23 May 2011 09:00:44 +0000
You may hear people tell you to keep an open mind. If you don’t, you probably don’t have your own opinion about anything. You should form some opinion, so people can tell you to change them. The Mustache Rangers explore imagination in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Enjoy all of its things.
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The Mustache Rangers Return: Episode 195
Mon, 16 May 2011 08:00:59 +0000
Summer is right around the corner, and that means movies. And movies mean sequels. And sequels mean prequels. And prequels mean the next one will probably be in space. Space! Just like the Mustache Rangers! The Mustache Rangers talk movies in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it on the beach. Or in your cubical. Probably […]
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The Mustache Rangers Do Taxes: Episode 194
Mon, 09 May 2011 09:00:40 +0000
Topic humor is always a gamble. That’s why the Mustache Rangers are waited a good few weeks before doing their an episode on taxes. There is no time like the present to talk about something in the past, after all! Enjoy this week’s podcast episode.
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The Mustache Rangers Are Traumatized: Episode 193
Mon, 02 May 2011 10:00:53 +0000
Finally, the Mustache Rangers have grasped control of the podcast away from Computer. Open your ears and receive the amazing deep space conversation that has no rising action or consequences. And tell your friends.
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Mon, 25 Apr 2011 08:00:08 +0000
Once again, Computer has taken over the Mustache Rangers podcast. Today, Computer tries his hand at being motivational. Or, not hand. What do computers have instead of hands? Data? Anyway. If you would like to order a call from Computer for someone you know, check out this page right here. Otherwise, just listen to the […]
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Mon, 18 Apr 2011 10:00:53 +0000
Computer got the password to something or other and now he’s putting up his own podcast. Sorry, folks. Nothing we can do about it. We’ll try threatening with a hammer some more. Might as well listen to it while you’re at it.
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The Mustache Rangers Stay Weird: Episode 192
Mon, 11 Apr 2011 09:00:58 +0000
If this is your first time listening to the Mustache Rangers, how about you stop, take a breath, and pick a different episode. Because, honestly, this one is pretty weird. Now, let us all say grace and start listening.
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The Mustache Rangers and Words: Episode 191
Mon, 04 Apr 2011 10:00:23 +0000
The Mustache Rangers have worked up the courage to make another podcast for you this week. The looked deep inside themselves, combated the lazy demons of laziness, and produced this audio entertainment for you. It’s probably because they like you and your fancy new haircut. Listen to this podcast right now. Any hesitation is wasted […]
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Mon, 28 Mar 2011 16:23:44 +0000
Here’s the deal. The ratings and reviews on the iTunes listing for the Mustache Rangers are lacking. Don’t get us wrong. We deeply appreciate everyone who has left a review so far. But we need more. iTunes is how a majority of listeners find new podcasts. Ratings and reviews are how iTunes determines which podcasts […]
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The Mustache Rangers Are Just: Episode 190
Mon, 28 Mar 2011 09:00:04 +0000
It must be really tough to be a judge. Your eyebrows must get tired as heck from frowning all the time. The Mustache Rangers have a comedy podcast for you this week. Enjoy it. Maybe while eating breakfast. What’s that, sausage and eggs? Boy, someone is a lucky hubby.
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The Mustache Rangers Take the Bus: Episode 189
Mon, 21 Mar 2011 09:00:44 +0000
What do you think happens to buses after the drivers go home? There should probably be a computer animated movie about that. Somebody get on it. The Mustache Rangers have another podcast for you this week. Surprised? Quit being surprised. That’s dumb and useless.
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The Mustache Rangers Talk Books: Episode 188
Mon, 14 Mar 2011 09:00:08 +0000
Quit reading this and listen to the podcast. It’s about 7 minutes long this week. Don’t tell me you don’t have 7 minutes. Eat your sandwich real quick and then listen while it’s digesting. Jeez, do we have to figure everything out for you? We feel like mama birds.
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The Mustache Rangers Do It For Stuff And Giggles: Episode 187
Mon, 07 Mar 2011 09:00:30 +0000
When in polite company, it is ideal to say “shut the front door” and “it’s not of your GD business” instead of their dirtier cousins, the swears. In non-polite company (burlesque dancers and pool hall attendants) you can let the swears fly. The Mustache Rangers find a little touch of joy in this week’s comedy […]
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HUGE Fundraiser and Mustache Rangers Auction
Wed, 02 Mar 2011 14:53:05 +0000
The 2nd Annual HUGE Improv Theater Fundraiser is this Saturday, and it is going to be a heck of a show. Rich Sommer, of Mad Men and The Office, and Justin Pierre, of Motion City Soundtrack, will be there along with one of the two Mustache Rangers. But beyond that, there will be a silent […]
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Tue, 01 Mar 2011 16:55:20 +0000
Have you ever wanted to have the Mustache Rangers’ Computer call someone you know? Well, lucky day! Now you can! Harnessing the power of the future, you can now have Computer call your friends for the low price of 2 American dollars. What a great gift this would be for some lucky boy or girl! […]
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The Mustache Rangers Let the Bodies Hit: Episode 186
Mon, 28 Feb 2011 09:00:43 +0000
Did the Oscars make you sad? If you said “yes” and you weren’t nominated for an Oscar, you should find a hobby. There are all sorts of models of planes in model stores that are waiting for a nice boy or girl like you. The Mustache Rangers talk about the floor in this week’s podcast […]
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Fri, 25 Feb 2011 15:59:17 +0000
How would you describe the Mustache Rangers? Here’s what Lem Pew said. You know how improv has rules, right? Like you have to go with what the other person says, and work with each other to build a scene. It’s like catch, you throw the ball, they catch it. Aric and Corey are like two […]
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The Mustache Rangers Solve a Logic Problem: Episode 185
Mon, 21 Feb 2011 09:00:22 +0000
Why not celebrate the day of Presidents by buying a used car and listening to the Mustache Rangers in your used car. The podcast will make the smell a little less noticeable.
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An Interview With The Mustache Rangers
Tue, 15 Feb 2011 15:12:11 +0000
And now, for your listening pleasure, TC Theater Connection and Josh Humphrey present an interview with the Mustache Rangers.
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The Mustache Rangers Use Their Brains: Episode 184
Mon, 14 Feb 2011 09:00:08 +0000
It is Valentine’s Day today. That means nothing in space. Just like on Earth. See? We are not so different. The Mustache Rangers explore their brains in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy its words!
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Try to Help: Podcast Episode 183
Mon, 07 Feb 2011 09:00:52 +0000
It has come to our attention that sports events are happening all the time. While you’re sleeping. While you’re reading. While you’re washing the dishes. Someone will be playing sports. Of course, someone somewhere will be doing crappy theater too. It all evens out. The world is amazing. The Mustache Rangers try to help in […]
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The Mustache Rangers Are Ironic: Episode 182
Mon, 31 Jan 2011 09:00:16 +0000
When was the last time you had dim sum? Some of that would hit the spot right about now. Sticky pork buns? That would hit the spot. The Mustache Rangers talk about teeth on this week’s podcast adventure. Enjoy it the way you would a wine you are pretending to like. And, as always, the […]
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The Mustache Rangers Consider a Sequel: Episode 181
Mon, 24 Jan 2011 09:00:00 +0000
The Mustache Rangers wanted to start out the new year by destroying their resolution of never missing a podcast. Now we can move forward, live civilized human beings that are not held to the standard of a half-assed resolution. The Mustache Rangers talk literature in this week’s podcast episode. Share it with someone. And then […]
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How To Describe the Mustache Rangers to your Friends
Thu, 06 Jan 2011 16:38:54 +0000
Performer, playwright and long-time arts and culture journalist Max Sparber made it out to the Mustache Rangers live show last week. He then went about writing the best article about the Mustache Rangers ever for MinnPost. Most articles about Twin Cities improvisation tend to boil down to “sometimes it’s good, and sometimes it isn’t.” Max […]
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Live shows, podcasts, and the rest
Wed, 05 Jan 2011 16:42:38 +0000
First and foremost, the Mustache Rangers stage show continues on a weekly basis. Except for January 13th. If you try to see us on the 13th, you will end up feeling sad and alone. Unless someone is with you. But you’ll probably shut yourself off from that other person. Never allowing them to see the […]
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The Mustache Rangers Talk Art Again: Episode 180
Mon, 20 Dec 2010 09:00:57 +0000
After flying through space for hundreds of years, you start coming upon the same topics again and again. Really, there are only a limited number of things to chat about. Most of them involve ice cream. The Mustache Rangers talk about art, again, in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy most of it.
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Win Tickets to Thursday Night’s Live Show
Tue, 14 Dec 2010 17:06:26 +0000
EDIT: We have a winner! Congrats, Andy! You can pick up your pair of free tickets at the HUGE Theater box office. It was random dumb luck, but you can pretend you won on merit. As you may have heard, several times, the Mustache Rangers have their very own stage show. This show is put […]
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The Mustache Rangers Read Comics: Episode 179
Mon, 13 Dec 2010 09:00:11 +0000
It’s hard to get a parking ticket in space. You need to be really neglectful. I mean, there’s open space all over. Just drive around for 5 more minutes and you’ll find a legal spot. The Mustache Rangers talk about comic books in this week’s podcast adventure. Don’t text while listening.
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The Mustache Rangers: The Poster
Tue, 07 Dec 2010 15:04:52 +0000
We know you’ve been waiting for a poster to tell you about our upcoming weekly improv show, and here it is! Look. It says all they things you want to know. Times. Addresses. Words. Pictures. Prices. So either click on the poster or right here to reserve your tickets for the weekly Mustache Rangers improv […]
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The Mustache Rangers Craft a Plan: Episode 178
Mon, 06 Dec 2010 09:00:41 +0000
Here is the thing about plans. They take work. And a lot of work at that. At least, if you want a well crafted plan. If you want to half-ass it, you might as well not plan at all. No use putting in half the work if it is all going to come out the […]
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The Mustache Rangers at HUGE Improv Theater
Thu, 02 Dec 2010 21:27:12 +0000
The Mustache Rangers and long form improv in the Twin Cities as a whole has a new home. HUGE Improv Theater, located at 3037 Lyndale Ave S, Minneapolis, MN 55408, will be opening its doors this Sunday for the first show. Improv a Go-Go, which has been running for about a billion years, will be […]
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The Mustache Rangers Burn It Down: Episode 177
Mon, 29 Nov 2010 09:00:57 +0000
Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers miss a week of duty. Usually it is because they are out of radio contact. And even if it isn’t, it’s a pretty good blanket excuse. Plus there is a check box on the “why were you out” from for “out of radio contact.” Saves ink. The Mustache Rangers deal with […]
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Mon, 22 Nov 2010 14:43:38 +0000
Ice has delayed the recording of a new podcast for this week’s listening. And by delayed, we really mean cancelled. See you next weeks, mustache heads!
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The Mustache Rangers Make Some Doe: Episode 176
Mon, 15 Nov 2010 09:00:41 +0000
There isn’t a lot of roadkill in space. In fact, all road kill in space is killed on a planet and then shot into space. It stinks less up there. The Mustache Rangers figure some things out in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Drink it down your ears.
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Origins, History, and More on Mischke
Tue, 09 Nov 2010 16:27:41 +0000
In case you missed the live radio show, the Mustache Rangers were guests on The Nite Show with Mischke on 830AM WCCO in the Twin Cities. The show is up in podcast form right here if you would like a behind the scenes look at the origin of the Mustache Rangers. The interview begins about […]
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Mon, 08 Nov 2010 09:00:11 +0000
No matter how long you’ve known somebody, there is always something new to learn about them. It gets really annoying. How many layers do you need to have? You like eggs and hate Westerns. That should be all we need to know! Get over it! The Mustache Rangers discover new things about each other in […]
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Welcome to the Mustache Rangers comedy podcast!
Fri, 05 Nov 2010 13:52:21 +0000
Hey there. Welcome to the Mustache Rangers website. If this is your first time here, then you might be overwhelmed by the large number of podcasts to choose from. Well, don’t fear! We’re here to help! The Mustache Rangers are a podcast and improv group made up of Commander Major Alastair Q. Bastidious and First […]
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Live on the WCCO radio tonight
Thu, 04 Nov 2010 18:31:30 +0000
The Mustache Rangers will be appearing on The Nite Show with TD Mischke this evening at 10pm Central. You can listen to it on 830 AM in the Twin Cities.
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The Mustache Rangers Learn From Books: Episode 174
Mon, 01 Nov 2010 09:00:09 +0000
Words aren’t just for looking at. Sometimes, they mean something. Bibliophiles beware of this week’s podcast episode.
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The Mustache Rangers Get Better: Episode 173
Mon, 25 Oct 2010 09:00:29 +0000
Don’t eat food that you leave in your warm space ship for too long. That is all. The Mustache Rangers deal with their minds in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it all.
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The Mustache Rangers Get It Together: Episode 172
Mon, 11 Oct 2010 09:00:22 +0000
They is a phrase in fashion that you may not be familiar with. It’s called “size.” All clothes may look the same, but they actually come in different “sizes.” Pants should be worn around the waist. If they have fallen to the ground, it is an issue with “size.” We just changed your life. The […]
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The Mustache Rangers Lock it Down: Episode 171
Mon, 04 Oct 2010 09:00:15 +0000
You never want to appear too eager. That’s right. I’m talking to you, Mr(s). Eager. Put down that list of debatably exciting activities and take a load off. You deserve it. That’s the lie you can keep repeating to yourself. You deserve it. The Mustache Rangers get the rust out in this week’s podcast episode. […]
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The Mustache Rangers Aren’t Racist: Episode 170
Mon, 27 Sep 2010 09:00:15 +0000
Even if you hate politics and think that for vote doesn’t matter and don’t agree with either party and live in a shack in the woods and have some sort of death pact with your common law wife and make moonshine from your own urine, can still be politically correct. The Mustache Rangers deal with […]
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The Mustache Rangers Have a Sit Down: Episode 169
Mon, 20 Sep 2010 09:00:40 +0000
When you say “it takes all kinds” you actually mean “what a weirdo.” Say what you mean next time, instead of sugar coating like the apples you’ll soon be enjoying after the cool on the wax paper. The Mustache Rangers deal with personal property in this week’s podcast. Enjoy how they do that.
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Mon, 13 Sep 2010 13:53:04 +0000
There was no time to put this week’s Mustache Rangers podcast together, what with getting all those space shingles for the space roof and seeing Space Pavement at a space concert. Rest assured, there will be a new podcast up next week. For alternate fun times, follow us on Twitter at @mustacherangers. Don’t read that […]
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Clown Around: Podcast Episode 168
Mon, 06 Sep 2010 09:00:12 +0000
Is there anything in the world scarier than a clown? Yes. Does that make you feel any better? No. The Mustache Rangers sift through this clown business in this podcast episode. Enjoy it alone.
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The Mustache Rangers Band Together: Episode 167
Mon, 30 Aug 2010 09:00:20 +0000
Wishing someone a happy birthday is an odd thing to do, considering you’re not the one blowing out the candles. The Mustache Rangers discuss band in this week’s podcast episode. Bring it to life through electricity.
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The Mustache Rangers See in 3D: Episode 166
Mon, 23 Aug 2010 13:49:49 +0000
The 3D craze is upon us. A 3D piranha is no longer something to be feared. It is something to be embarrassed. Unless you are a cow. Cows and piranhas in 3D will never get along. The Mustache Rangers discuss this craze in this week’s podcast episode of comedy. Listen to it in your underpants.
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The Mustache Rangers Learn French: Episode 165
Mon, 16 Aug 2010 09:00:58 +0000
Most people say “learning another language is useless.” At least, that’s what this straw man tells us. We never should have wished him alive. The Mustache Rangers learn to speak French in this week’s podcast episode. Try not to learn anything from it.
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Tue, 10 Aug 2010 13:57:24 +0000
Have you ever imagined yourself as a fly on the wall off a Mustache Rangers podcast recording session? We hope not, because you can’t believe how lightening fast our reflexes are. You would be smushed flat before you knew it. But we do have the next best thing to being smushed flat. It’s a behind […]
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The Mustache Rangers Enjoy Capitalism: Episode 164
Mon, 09 Aug 2010 09:00:23 +0000
What’s not to enjoy about capitalism? The beginning of a sentence, a name, the possibilities are endless! The Mustache Rangers explore economics in this week’s comedy podcast episode full of comedy. Enjoy it.
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2010 Twin Cities Improv Festival Video
Tue, 03 Aug 2010 13:52:30 +0000
Because you so kindly put up with the promotion of our first RiffTrax short (of which there are many digital copies still available for purchase), please enjoy a video of our performance at the 2010 Twin Cities Improv Festival.
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The Mustache Rangers Kick! Punch! It’s All in the Mind!: Episode 163
Mon, 02 Aug 2010 10:00:57 +0000
Have you ever had a sudden realization blow your mind? Like that an inchworm is a freakin’ caterpillar and turns into a moth? Duh, of course! We’re so stupid! This week’s comedy podcast episode involved a sudden realization. And by sudden, we mean slow.
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RiffTrax iRiff from the Mustache Rangers
Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:09:20 +0000
The Mustache Rangers have recorded and produced their very first iRiff from RiffTrax. What is RiffTrax, you may ask. Why, it’s only the easiest way to get Mystery Science Theater 3000 style entertainment. Spoofing on films from the Twilight to Night of the Living Dead, the crew at RiffTrax takes making fun of movies to […]
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The Mustache Rangers Play a Role: Episode 162
Mon, 26 Jul 2010 09:00:23 +0000
We imagine there are a lot of nerds on internet. If there are a lot of nerds on internet, then this internet this is for them. And also not nerds. But, really, you’re only fooling yourself. This week’s podcast is best experienced with some sort of sugary drink. Enjoy.
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Wed, 21 Jul 2010 14:20:40 +0000
Just a quick note. Aric McKeown, who you know as First Lieutenant Rutuger G. Phooneybaum, is starting a new podcast tonight called My Dictionaric. It’s a live call-in show that streams at 9pm Central on Wednesdays. So if you are interested in more comedy from the minds of the Mustache Rangers, check out mydictionaric.com and […]
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The Mustache Ranger Jump the Shark: Episode 161
Mon, 19 Jul 2010 09:00:05 +0000
Some people think sharks are bad. These are all people. All people think sharks are bad. Some people are fooling themselves. The Mustache Rangers deal with sharks in the least interesting way in this week’s comedy podcast episode. Enjoy it’s sound.
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Mustache Rangers on the Witulant Internadio Smile Hour!
Wed, 14 Jul 2010 14:20:00 +0000
The Mustache Rangers appeared as guests on the Witulant Internadio Smile Hour podcast last night. You should take a listen to it right here. It will be like getting two Mustache Rangers episodes in one week! Because, you know, there is a lot of bickering. And computer. Enjoy!
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The Mustache Rangers Are Inside The Ship: Episode 160
Mon, 12 Jul 2010 09:00:11 +0000
Why are 150 episodes a landmark, but 160 episodes aren’t? Why do only quarters and halves of 100s matter? Who decided this? We bet it was the Greeks. Those guys are always causing trouble with their fat weddings and feta cheese. This week’s podcast episode has nothing to do with Greece. Or does it? It […]
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The Mustache Rangers Lay It Down: Episode 159
Mon, 05 Jul 2010 09:00:52 +0000
What would we do without blue collars? We’d all have dress shirts like people from the 80s, and that would not be very cool of us. The Mustache Rangers talk day laborers in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy if.
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The Mustache Rangers Calculate: Episode 158
Mon, 28 Jun 2010 09:00:16 +0000
Math guides the universe. If someone says “I’d like to fly,” there universe will say “look at math” and they will know that they can not fly. Then the universe will go on, like, “birds have hollow bones and…” and you’re, like, “shut up, universe. I stopped caring about that two decades ago. You talk […]
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4th Annual Twin Cities Improv Festival
Wed, 23 Jun 2010 15:03:07 +0000
It’s that time of the year again. Time to turn your gazes to the Brave New Workshop. It’s time for the 4th Annual Twin Cities Improv Festival. Bringing improv groups from around the country and multi-show passes to the general vicinity of Hennepin and 26th. June 24th at 7pm, the start date and time of […]
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The Mustache Rangers Talk Oil: Episode 157
Mon, 21 Jun 2010 09:00:00 +0000
There has been a lot of talk about oil recently. Of course the Mustache Rangers want in on that action. Talking heads are paid pretty well, from what little we understand. Listen and enjoy this week’s comedy podcast episode. It’ll put things right.
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Computer-pedia: Lineated Barbet
Thu, 17 Jun 2010 18:40:42 +0000
The Lineated Barbet Magmahouse linen is a big ol’ bird that likes fruit. It’s a frugivore. No joke! It especially likes that stuff you get a the deli with marshmallows in it. But not the kind with grapes. It likes the ones with cherries. This one time, a Lineated Barbet was at a party, and […]
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The Mustache Rangers Equip: Episode 156
Mon, 14 Jun 2010 08:00:44 +0000
If there were a world championship for stalling, the Mustache Rangers would win it. Too bad there is only a universe wide championship for stalling. It’s called the Uni-N-Stall. Dark matter wins every space year. There is another podcast episode for your ears this week. Put it in there.
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Fri, 11 Jun 2010 16:35:54 +0000
Hey there. Welcome to the Mustache Rangers website. If this is your first time here, then you might be overwhelmed by the large number of podcasts. Well, don’t fear! I’m here to help! Why not check out a few of our favorite podcast episodes where the Mustache Rangers pretend to be truckers, are joined by […]
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The Mustache Rangers Play the Game of Life: Episode 155
Mon, 07 Jun 2010 08:00:42 +0000
If life is truly a game, then it is longer and more boring than Monopoly. Tell your sisters they should give up already, because you want to go to bed. It’s getting absurd. Honestly, everyone has 20 hotels on everything. Something is very wrong here. The Mustache Rangers talk about numbers in this week’s podcast. […]
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The Mustache Rangers Use the Yellow Pages: Episode 154
Mon, 24 May 2010 08:00:58 +0000
Just a reminder, there are outtakes at the end of most Mustache Rangers episodes. This week’s episode has a particularly long one. Enjoy the podcast now!
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The Mustache Rangers Are Crude: Episode 153
Mon, 17 May 2010 08:00:15 +0000
The Mustache Rangers get pretty crude in this week’s podcast. So, you know, better put on your excitement-resistant pants.
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The Mustache Rangers Hate Kids: Episode 152
Mon, 03 May 2010 08:00:27 +0000
Who doesn’t hate children? Even children hate children. Speaking of children, the Mustache Rangers get a call from Jack Harty of the famous Harty Boys in this week’s podcast. You may have heard about their success with the case of the limping platypus. You may not have too. You should have though. The Harty Boys […]
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The Mustache Rangers Come Up: Episode 151
Mon, 26 Apr 2010 08:00:43 +0000
Sometimes, after a few cold ones, you might get to thinking that a stylish goatee would really compliment your mustache. That’s when you need to call the Mustache Rangers hotline at 612-234-3456 so we can get you some help, because that is crazy thinking. There is a new podcast this week. Dial it up on […]
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The Mustache Rangers Turn 150: Episode 150
Mon, 19 Apr 2010 08:00:19 +0000
It may surprise you that there are 150 episodes of the Mustache Rangers podcast available for your listening pleasure. It may also surprise you that air is necessary for your survival. If both of these things surprise you, someone can probably claim you as a dependent on their tax forms. The Mustache Rangers celebrate their […]
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The Mustache Rangers Steal: Episode 149
Mon, 12 Apr 2010 08:00:17 +0000
The Mustache Rangers apologize for the lack of an episode last week. It’s easy to blame Computer, but it was totally the fault of Computer. We were all, like, “Record audio,” and Computer was all “Nawwww.”
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The Mustache Rangers and the Beetrothed: Episode 148
Mon, 29 Mar 2010 08:00:58 +0000
Just another podcast episode where the guys are floating around in their spaceshi….holy crap! They aren’t on the spaceship today? Well butter my bottom and call me Jessica Tandy’s friend Margret. Enjoy this week’s podcast. We can’t make you. It is only a suggestion. Sound FX attributes: By Benboncan (http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=634166) By Tito Lahaye (http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=453534)
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Computer-pedia: Old Vanderburgh County Courthouse
Wed, 24 Mar 2010 16:15:44 +0000
The Old Vanderburgh County Courthouse, often simply called “Old Courty Court,” is a place where old people used to go to talk about boring things but not anymore. It is now a home for vegetarian snakes. Do not be fooled. Vegetarian snakes still bite. Originally located in Evansville, Indiana, the courthouse was moved to Greece […]
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Phooneybaum Phoughts: Space-Time 0.29.AXE.333.p
Tue, 23 Mar 2010 15:05:27 +0000
With all the advancements in technology, you think they would have improved on the shower. But no, sentient slave water is the best we can do. You can try all the expensive waxes you like, but nothing beats star lard for styling your mustache. This Andromedian Milfoil is getting out of control. Universal healthcare is […]
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The Mustache Rangers Run Away: Episode 147
Mon, 22 Mar 2010 08:00:08 +0000
Sometime the best thing you can do with your problems is to run away from them. Do you believe that? You shouldn’t. You need to break the legs of your problems first, and then run away from them. Really? Modern science, people! You need to break the legs of your problems, destroy all of medical […]
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Important Letters from an Important Commander Major: Sandwich
Fri, 19 Mar 2010 13:49:25 +0000
Dear Lucille, Today was one of the more challenging days I’d had in quite some time. It seemed like I was getting it from all sides. Nothing I said or did could make anything better to anyone. No one was happy with me. Especially Phooneybaum, and even more especially, Computer. And even more especially than […]
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Thu, 18 Mar 2010 15:36:34 +0000
Now that this site is wide enough to display videos, we give you our interview and performance on Minnesota’s own talk show, Drinking with Ian. Enjoy!
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Wed, 17 Mar 2010 14:28:24 +0000
The horse (animalus overratedus) is a thing with four legs and a head and a tail. It was invented in 5000 BCE by this guy that was real lonely and needed a friend. So he invented a horse, but he gave it too many legs and it ran away. He was real sad, so he […]
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Phooneybaum Phoughts: Space-Time 1.34.52.00.0.2
Tue, 16 Mar 2010 16:22:55 +0000
Like the homes of childhood friends, every modern day space ship has a different smell to it. Except for ours. Our smells normal and all the others smell weird. What are their moms cooking? Found a cape on the kitchen floor this morning. Feel the Commander Major wants to be found out and confronted about […]
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The Mustache Rangers Pool: Episode 146
Mon, 15 Mar 2010 08:00:42 +0000
Does anyone else skip 45 seconds into the Mustache Rangers podcast whenever they listen to it? Because we certainly do. The Mustache Rangers argue a bit in this week’s podcast episode. That is certainly a shock to you, is it not? Enjoy!
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Wed, 10 Mar 2010 20:11:53 +0000
Welcome to the freshly redesigned Mustache Rangers website. Seriously. Welcome. Look in our eyes! Welcome! We mean it. There are a few reasons for this reason. The first the lack of regular blog content. Sure, the podcast updates every Monday. But every post that came after that would push the current podcast episode down the […]
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Phooneyboom: Podcast Episode 145
Mon, 08 Mar 2010 08:00:54 +0000
The Mustache Rangers know you better than you know yourself. For example, you hate sweet pickles and black licorice. And if you do say you like those things, you are not only fooling yourself but those around you as well. For shame. The Mustache Rangers say a few things in this week’s podcast episode. Drink […]
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The Mustache Rangers Ship: Episode 144
Mon, 01 Mar 2010 09:00:08 +0000
It’s another adventure. What do you want from us?
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Mon, 22 Feb 2010 09:00:53 +0000
The open road calls to many a young fool. The old fools do not exist because they exist as young dead fools rolled into a ditch by some murderous stranger. Stay in your basements, friends. It is the safest. Except for all the things in your basement that could kill you. The Mustache Rangers imagine […]
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The Mustache Rangers Write a Zine: Episode 142
Mon, 15 Feb 2010 09:00:51 +0000
Some people think the future will be free of paper. The truth is, there will be more paper than you can image. For example, try imagining some paper. Are you doing it? Okay, it’s more than that. I know, right? The Mustache Rangers deal with a zine in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it in […]
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Distracted: Podcast Episode 141
Mon, 08 Feb 2010 12:01:04 +0000
Sometimes, the Mustache Rangers podcast is…hey! What’s that?
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The Mustache Rangers Are Audited: Episode 140
Mon, 01 Feb 2010 09:00:57 +0000
Monies make the world and universe a very complex place to live. If atoms didn’t make up money, they would have no idea what to make of money. I think that was perfectly clear. Don’t ask any questions about that sentence please. The Mustache Rangers have money issues in this week’s podcast adventure. Consume it […]
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Mon, 18 Jan 2010 09:00:28 +0000
All problems can be solved by talking about them. The winner talks the loudest and occasionally waves their hands. Use this trick in your next job negotiation. You will be respected. The Mustache Rangers try and solve problems in this podcast episode. See if they succeed!
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Mon, 11 Jan 2010 15:06:21 +0000
In general, it is a terrible idea to change computers. This is because you need to move a lot of bits. And sometimes these bits do not feel like moving. This week’s podcast is set for consumption, but with no current way to bring it to the internet. This will be fixed for next week. […]
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The Mustache Rangers and the Fountain of Youth: Episode 138
Mon, 04 Jan 2010 09:00:30 +0000
They say youth is wasted on the young, but oldness is wasted on the old. An excuse not to remember people’s names would come in very handy. The Mustache Rangers for a direction for their life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by listening to it.
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The Mustache Rangers Have a Hotline: Episode 137
Mon, 28 Dec 2009 09:00:08 +0000
Sometimes, it is not easy to decide what to do. Choices are telling, and making a choice tells your enemies something about you. If you really must make a choice, agree on a code that you and the recipient of your code can use. Only use this code once. Your enemies are crafty. There may […]
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The Mustache Rangers Give Gifts: Episode 136
Mon, 21 Dec 2009 09:00:06 +0000
Mustache Rangers Central Command would like to wish you and your acquaintances a hairy Terrance Day. The traditions of Terrance Day continues in this week’s podcast episode, but you can listen to the freshly cleaned Terrance Day origin podcast as well! So gather the children around your computer or iPod, cover their ears, and listen […]
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The Mustache Rangers Get Down With the Sickness: Episode 135
Mon, 14 Dec 2009 09:00:01 +0000
Winter has arrived in space, and along with the chilly winter space breeze comes the flu. Just the regular flu. Space flu is something different all together. It is something transmitted when you ear kiss. This week’s Mustache Rangers involves sickness. Maybe. It doesn’t matter. Listen to it.
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Mon, 07 Dec 2009 14:42:18 +0000
The holidays have really given the Mustache Rangers podcast schedule a beating. The podcast will return next week. Please accept our space apologies.
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The Mustache Rangers Write: Episode 134
Mon, 30 Nov 2009 09:00:59 +0000
Hollywood has run out of ideas. This is the truth with the temperature of a cold stone. So where does one go when the fountain ideas has run dry? Space. Leprechauns do it. People named Jason do it. Anything can do it, really. Here is an example. When someone wanted to make Lord of the […]
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The Mustache Rangers Meet: Episode 133
Mon, 23 Nov 2009 09:00:59 +0000
It may seem like last week just ended, but it is time for a new one. Butter up those “new week” smiles with a healthy helping of the Mustache Rangers podcast. It’ll help Thanksgiving go down easier.
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Search For Treasure With Superego: Podcast Episode 132
Mon, 16 Nov 2009 09:00:07 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are joined this week by Dr. Jeremy Carter, PhD and Dr. Matt Gourley, PyT of the Superego podcast. If you don’t go to GoSuperego.com and listen to their excellent work, you’re more than a fool. You’re a dirty fool. A fool who has, somehow, become dirty. How did you become so dirty, […]
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The Mustache Rangers Hold Hands: Episode 131
Mon, 09 Nov 2009 09:00:06 +0000
Human contact can be overrated and underrated. Sure, hugging is great. But punches aren’t. And those are almost the same thing. It is okay to be confused by this. You might want to read a book on the topic. The Mustache Rangers hold hands in this week’s episode. Enjoy it alone.
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The Mustache Rangers Have a Session: Episode 130
Mon, 26 Oct 2009 09:00:33 +0000
Imagine the Mustache Rangers are using their socks as puppets while recording this week’s podcast episode, because that is how it happened. It is not an excuse, because there is nothing needing an excuse. It’s just a little treat for your brain. Enjoy.
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The Mustache Rangers Cut and Run: Episode 129
Mon, 19 Oct 2009 09:00:26 +0000
Most ulcers are caused by other people. Unless you live in a shack in the woods. Then your ulcer is caused by wind and wolves. You should have that looked at. The Mustache Rangers deal with society in this week’s podcast episode. Share your friends with it.
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The Mustache Rangers Live on Video
Wed, 14 Oct 2009 17:31:58 +0000
It has come to our attention that some people have never seen the Mustache Rangers perform live. And so, here you are. A live performance to show what you are missing. Feel free to share it with all of your friends. And keep an eye on the live performance page for upcoming Mustache Rangers performances. […]
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The Mustache Rangers Advise: Episode 128
Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:00:20 +0000
Everyone is stupid sometimes and can’t make a decision on their own. They need someone to help. Someone to share the blame if things don’t go according to plan. Newspaper columnists have had a pretty good monopoly on this market for some time. But it is not time for the podcast market to take over. […]
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The Mustache Rangers Refresh: Episode 127
Mon, 05 Oct 2009 09:00:53 +0000
People would like to tell you that soap can refresh you, but they are wrong. Do not pay them any attention. You should be washing yourselves in sugary drinks. Your skin will thank you. This week, the Mustache Rangers instruct you on the art of refreshment. Listen to the podcast with both ears at the […]
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Wed, 30 Sep 2009 15:00:06 +0000
The Mustache Rangers will be interviewed and perform on the taping of Drinking with Ian this Friday at First Ave. in downtown Minneapolis at 8pm. You should come! There will be drinking!
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The Mustache Rangers Talk Sports: Episode 126
Mon, 28 Sep 2009 09:00:55 +0000
The American has always loved sports, be it shooting Redcoats or hoops. And what happens when the American runs out of sports? The crafty American makes new sports. Arena football is truly American as apple pie, which actually is not American in the least. What we are trying to say is, there are a lot […]
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The Mustache Rangers Pet: Episode 125
Mon, 21 Sep 2009 09:00:21 +0000
Space can get lonely, even if you have a traveling companion floating along next to you. Don’t be afraid to discuss your loneliness with companion, as a long and boring discussion about your needs will surely shoo away any loneliness you might be feeling. In fact, after your companion’s short and spurned responses, you may […]
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The Mustache Rangers Chairy Pick: Episode 124
Mon, 14 Sep 2009 09:00:45 +0000
It is not uncommon for someone to grow bored with their surroundings. If they are not terribly meek, then they may explore things beyond their comfort zone. And this is how people came to eat tabouli. The Mustache Rangers get a bit outside of their comfort zone in this week’s podcast adventure. Listen to it […]
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Finish a Story: Podcast Episode 123
Mon, 07 Sep 2009 09:00:25 +0000
It is a long held belief that model rockets are cool. The fact is, they are not cool in the slightest. No matter how “rad” or “sweet” the decals stuck on the rocket are. The rocket will, in the very best situation, go up and then go down. So unless you’re building a rocket that […]
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The Mustache Rangers Answer to Someone: Episode 122
Mon, 31 Aug 2009 09:00:42 +0000
As you know by now, the Mustache Rangers stopped by the CONvergence Sci-Fi and Fantasy convention to bring stories of their conquests to the little people. In this week’s podcast episode, they take questions directly from the audience. Will these questions make for interesting listening? Only listening will tell!
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The Mustache Rangers and the Moon Base: Episode 121
Mon, 24 Aug 2009 09:00:57 +0000
The easiest way is rarely the most fulfilling way to do something. But it is the easiest way to do things. The eternal struggle between laziness and enjoyment is eternal for a reason. Because people are too lazy to solve the issue. The Mustache Rangers deal with problems in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it, […]
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Read Reviews: Podcast Episode 120
Mon, 17 Aug 2009 09:00:53 +0000
The on line can be a place of confusion. Anyone can say anything, if they have purchased a government licensed SAnything Pass. And, really, who has the money to pay to say anything? The SSomething Intelligent Pass is much cheaper, but also labels you as a smarty pants. No one will date the SSomething’ers. This […]
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The Mustache Rangers at CONvergence: Episode 119
Mon, 10 Aug 2009 09:00:41 +0000
The Mustache Rangers performed live for the riveted crowd at this year’s CONvergence. And now, you can be riveted too. Enjoy the longest Mustache Rangers podcast yet.
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The Mustache Rangers Track Back: Episode 118
Mon, 03 Aug 2009 09:00:41 +0000
Is there anything more annoying than having to go over the same ground you have already gone over? Yes, there is. But back tracking is definitely pretty annoying. Just because it isn’t the most annoying thing ever doesn’t mean it is a delight to you and others. So go ahead. Complain about it as much […]
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The Mustache Rangers Plan It: Episode 117
Mon, 27 Jul 2009 09:00:38 +0000
When you are asked to view a police line up, always make to finger the wrong perp. If the person who wronged you is sent to prison, there is no way to leave flaming bags on their doorsteps or send them mysterious letters with pictures of their house inside. Jail is no fun for anybody. […]
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The Mustache Rangers Shave: Episode 116
Mon, 20 Jul 2009 09:00:57 +0000
If something makes you hungrier than the pursuit of justice, then you need to check the order of your “pursuit list.” If you have it in some sort of computerized spreadsheet, it should be fairly easy to edit. The Mustache Rangers deal with the ordeal that is shaving in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy and […]
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The Mustache Rangers Find Time for Time: Episode 115
Mon, 13 Jul 2009 08:00:03 +0000
Time is a big bully who steals everything. There isn’t one thing you can name that he or she will not take for itself. After you make peace with that, he or she is really cool to hang out with and can tell you some wild stories. The Mustache Rangers have not made peace with […]
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The Mustache Rangers Breathe In: Episode 114
Mon, 06 Jul 2009 09:00:21 +0000
There are a lot of smells in the world. And if you combine two smells, you get a new smell. So it would be very practical of you to say there are an infinite number of smells in the world. Because who wants to count that high? The Mustache Rangers deal with a few smells […]
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Are Dead Question Mark With Kevin Murphy: Podcast Episode 113
Mon, 29 Jun 2009 09:00:44 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are joined by another special guest this week. Who may that guest be? Or is it “whom?” Whatever the word, the guest doesn’t change. Kevin Murphy, of Mystery Science Theater 3000 fame, joins the Mustache Rangers on another absurd and introspective podcast. You can find Kevin Murphy’s most recent work at the […]
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Twin Cities Improv Festival 3 is Here!
Thu, 25 Jun 2009 21:22:45 +0000
It’s that time of the year again. Time to turn your eyes towards the Brave New Workshop. It’s time for the third annual Twin Cities Improv Festival. That is correct. The Twin Cities Improv Festival starts this evening and runs through Sunday, June 28th (when the Mustache Rangers perform live for your enjoyment). So cancel […]
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The Mustache Rangers Burp: Episode 112
Mon, 22 Jun 2009 09:00:50 +0000
It is a little known fact that everybody burps. If you have never heard someone burp, chances are they actually disguised it as talking. Listen closely the next time you have a conversation with this non-burper, and call them out loudly if you suspect one of their words is fulled by a burp. That will […]
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Fri, 19 Jun 2009 20:15:55 +0000
Announcement number one! The Mustache Rangers will be performing at the Twin Cities Improv Festival on June 28th. Check out the website for tickets and information on the plethora of other improv artists performing at the festival. Announcement number two! It isn’t really an announcement. We just wanted to bug you some more about rating […]
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The Mustache Rangers Correct: Episode 111
Mon, 15 Jun 2009 09:00:17 +0000
The spine is a mystery. It isn’t, really. But it can certainly be a sticky wicket at times. It is inside the body, which is the first problem. Fixing the spine isn’t like getting an eyelash out of your eye. There are few advantages to having an exoskeleton, but easy spine fixing seems like one […]
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The Mustache Rangers Deal With Ricky: Episode 110
Mon, 08 Jun 2009 09:00:04 +0000
It’s that time of the week again. Time for another guest on the Mustache Rangers podcast. This week, solo musician and member of the The Glad Version, Adam Svec lends his leading vocals to the Mustache Rangers. What will our boys do with his golden cords? You’ll have to listen and find out. And make […]
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The Mustache Rangers Skip: Episode 109
Mon, 01 Jun 2009 09:00:48 +0000
Many people look back on their childhood with tinted memories. The truth is, you were probably a really stupid child. Most people are, except for the freakishly smart ones. And they have to deal with the fact that they were always being judged by you, the stupid children. To sum things up, childhood is a […]
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The Mustache Rangers Could Not Try Harder: Episode 108
Mon, 25 May 2009 09:00:22 +0000
It is a special day for the Mustache Rangers podcast, because we have the first of many special guests contributing their golden vocal chords for our use. And we are not stealing their vocal chords like in the Little Mermaid. We do not have the technology. Yet. The first very special guest is Cayenne Chris […]
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The Mustache Rangers Sow: Episode 107
Mon, 18 May 2009 08:00:11 +0000
Sowing and sewing can be confusing to school children. This is odd, considering that they are doing both almost constantly. The only solution is flashcards. Remember to look up the definitions in the dictionary before you make the flashcards for them, so that you are not passing on incorrect information. The Mustache Rangers have another […]
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The Mustache Rangers Get Judged: Episode 106
Mon, 11 May 2009 08:00:11 +0000
It is difficult to judge anything or anyone without being hypocritical. It is best to say “now I know I’m no saint” before passing judgment, before people can accuse you of not being a saint. You are taking away their power. The Mustache Rangers cover many topics in this week’s podcast. Enjoy it with our […]
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The Mustache Rangers Are Quiet: Episode 105
Mon, 04 May 2009 08:00:33 +0000
There is a secret to being quiet. It’s called shutting your yapper. Also, you might want to turn off Twitter. This week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers gives you no tips on anything. Enjoy that. Sound FX attributes: By philberts (http://www.freesound.org/usersViewSingle.php?id=835438) shower.wav (http://www.freesound.org/samplesViewSingle.php?id=71416)
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The Mustache Rangers Smile: Episode 104
Mon, 27 Apr 2009 08:00:39 +0000
It is spring time in space, and that means allergy time. Not many people know the nebula are actually black hole sneezes. Space pollen is a hell of a thing. The Mustache Rangers smile in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it and share it with friends.
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The Mustache Rangers Train: Episode 103
Mon, 20 Apr 2009 08:00:49 +0000
Training is important. But more important than training is instinct. In your next job interview, inform the interviewer that you, the interviewee, have the instinct needed for the job. If they start to question your statement, either run away or fight them. You will not get the job if you run away. This week’s episode […]
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Tue, 14 Apr 2009 18:58:49 +0000
The Mustache Rangers will be performing in Chicago this Saturday as part of the Chicago Improv Festival. We understand that this means most fans will be unable to attend the performance But we also understand that this means some fans in the Chicago area WILL be able to attend. So here are your details! The […]
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The Mustache Rangers Wing It: Episode 102
Mon, 13 Apr 2009 08:00:48 +0000
Who decides if something is a metaphor? English teachers. If it were not for them, you wouldn’t need to know how to pretend to see something in nothing. Does this week’s episode of the Mustache Rangers contain a metaphor? You had better ask Mr. Philips. You know, your high school English teacher. Enjoy!
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A Mustache Rangers Live Performance and Free T-Shirts
Fri, 10 Apr 2009 14:37:20 +0000
The Mustache Rangers will performing LIVE this coming Monday, April 13th at the Bryant-Lake Bowl as guests of the fantastic Splendid Things improv group. It promises to be a fantastic and exciting show for all to see. But if the promise of fantasticism isn’t enough for you, then maybe a raffle of the few remaining […]
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The Mustache Rangers Party: Episode 101
Mon, 06 Apr 2009 08:36:22 +0000
After 100 perfect and unarguably consistent episodes, it is time for the Mustache Rangers to let loose and party! Join them for this week’s 101st perfect podcast. And do not forget the items you need to make a party grand. Like frilly toothpicks and conversation.
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The Mustache Rangers Turn 100: Episode 100
Mon, 30 Mar 2009 08:00:44 +0000
It is finally here! Over two years of podcast production have brought us to episode 100 of the Mustache Rangers. This is a special double length episode that was recorded live at the Mix Tape Comedy show held at the ComedySportz theater in Minneapolis, Minnesota. Be prepared, because you will not be laughing alone. It […]
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The Mustache Rangers Make Art: Episode 99
Mon, 23 Mar 2009 08:00:52 +0000
Many things are in the eye of the beholder. Like that eyelash that is turning the eye slowly red and swollen. And that guy has the nerve to comment critically about your hair cut? Maybe he should get that stupid eyelash out of his eye. What a big jerk. The Mustache Rangers take on the […]
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The Mustache Rangers Dull Fins: Episode 98
Mon, 16 Mar 2009 08:00:35 +0000
The general population tends to forget that humans are animals. The general population also tends to complain about climbing stairs. It is with these two facts that we assume the general population is dim. We are sorry, but it is proven. The Mustache Rangers see life in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it by yourself.
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The Mustache Rangers Box: Episode 97
Mon, 09 Mar 2009 08:00:13 +0000
Pugilism is a hobby you must consider the hidden costs of before partaking in. For example, those bandages are not free gifts. And water sponges to not buy themselves. You have been warned. The Mustache Rangers present another podcast to you this week. It has been brought on to you.
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Where to Find the Mustache Rangers
Wed, 04 Mar 2009 15:00:44 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are having a very big year, and want to make certain you are connected to all the bigness that is going on. This here is a handy guide to keep you updated. The Mustache Rangers have a mountain full of live performances coming up this year, and there are many places you […]
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Phooneybaum Phoughts: Space Date 21.27.47.27
Tue, 03 Mar 2009 15:47:56 +0000
Don’t know why I bothered learning to play the piano after they went extinct. This teaching cassette is almost worthless. I have switched to decaf, but eating this non-caffeinated toast feels so pointless now. My underpants have been bunching for the last few years, but I dare not adjust my self for fear of humiliations […]
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The Mustache Rangers Talk Quiche: Episode 96
Mon, 02 Mar 2009 08:00:57 +0000
To make an omelet, you have to break some eggs. This phrase only helps those who are concerned with the maintenance of shells. At least, that is the only conclusion we can come up with. Why else would someone be concerned about the breaking of eggs? Aside from chickens, but they aren’t eating any omelets […]
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The Mustache Rangers 100th Episode Extravaganza
Tue, 24 Feb 2009 15:27:49 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are gearing up for their 100th podcast episode! In fact, the episode will be recorded LIVE in front of an audience this Friday! Would you like to be part of Mustache Rangers history? Well, it’s easy! Come to the show and have your laugh recorded forever. We would like to fill the […]
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The Mustache Rangers Get the Royal Treatment: Episode 95
Mon, 23 Feb 2009 09:00:40 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are fast approaching their 100th podcast episode, which will be recorded in front of a live audience this Friday. If you would like to connect rings of colored construction paper together to count down that days until episode 100, that would be an okay way to celebrate. Other ways you can celebrate […]
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Mustache Rangers Episode 100 Announcement
Mon, 16 Feb 2009 09:00:44 +0000
The Mustache Rangers will be recording episode 100 of their podcast in front of a live audience! This very special event will take place on February 27th, 2009 at the Mix Tape Comedy show being held at the Minneapolis ComedySportz! You should absolutely come down and be part of the experience! What: Mix Tape Comedy […]
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The Mustache Rangers Live This Friday
Wed, 11 Feb 2009 15:14:14 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are visiting Earth this Friday to perform live for willing and grateful audiences. The Commander Major and First Lieutenant will reenact tales from their space adventures on the spot. Come and see these heroes out of their element but in another one of their elements. What: Mix Tape Comedy Where: Comedy Sportz […]
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The Mustache Rangers Clip It: Episode 94
Mon, 09 Feb 2009 10:00:25 +0000
Enjoy this week’s new Mustache Rangers episode about freshness, and stay tuned for new on the Mustache Rangers performing live this week.
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The Mustache Rangers Exchange Fluids: Episode 93
Mon, 02 Feb 2009 09:00:12 +0000
It has come to our attention that there is little attention paid to the written word. The ears are the doors to the future of information gathering. Make sure to swab daily. The Mustache Rangers argue in this week’s podcast episode. Enjoy it today.
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The Mustache Rangers Care For Children: Episode 92
Mon, 26 Jan 2009 09:00:43 +0000
The Mustache Ranges grow tired of your need for the written word. Does a piece of audio really need to be accompanied by unrelated words? In this week’s free comedy podcast, the Mustache Rangers talk about an assortments of things. Enjoy.
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The Mustache Rangers Sell: Episode 91
Mon, 19 Jan 2009 09:00:51 +0000
We know your kind. You are the kind of person who owns a mirror they purchased at a garage sale. Not only that, you have yet to take the price tag off the four year old purchase. Why do you continue holding true to an item that screams your laziness to anyone willing to listen? […]
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The Mustache Rangers Succeed: Episode 90
Mon, 12 Jan 2009 08:00:00 +0000
Success is nice to see, on occasion. It would be nice to see Tom catch Jerry it some point. And Heckle and Jeckle would have been thrilled to get some corn. Sometimes, seeing people or animated things happy hits your heart just right. In today’s podcast adventure, the Mustache Rangers find moderate success. Hopefully, it […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 89
Mon, 05 Jan 2009 09:00:48 +0000
It has come to our attention, via our own observation, that this area provides little to no information about the podcast episode for which it is attached. Let us see if that can not be remedied. This week’s episode is a free comedy podcast. Please note that “comedy” is not in quotes. Except for that […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 88
Mon, 29 Dec 2008 09:00:07 +0000
We hope that your Terrance Day went well, and that you have purchased the correct amount of calendars for the coming year. We also hope you dream of things that aren’t monsters, because those things are scary and are a bad omen for the coming year. Science has proved it. The Mustache Rangers smell things […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 87
Mon, 22 Dec 2008 09:00:13 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are back in action, with the help of their helpful fans. That means it is time for a new episode, just in time for the holiday season! It’s like a present! A free present that always has been free and is free again! Donations reached to 75% of the goal, so there […]
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Donation Update and New Episodes
Tue, 16 Dec 2008 15:51:33 +0000
We are a touch above the halfway point in our donation drive. The show of support for the Mustache Rangers has been fantastic so far, and we’re hoping to make up the final $100 dollars with your help. But as a show of good faith, our replacement equipment has been purchased. That means we will […]
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Mon, 08 Dec 2008 15:02:39 +0000
The Mustache Rangers will be making a short stop in Chicago this weekend to lighten to mood for the sullen midwesterners. While the Mustache Rangers generally save their good-time stage antics for the timid people of Minnesota, Illinoisians will soon be able to fill their heads with live tales of real adventure. Here are your […]
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Less Words, More Graphics, Worse Graphics, Funds
Fri, 05 Dec 2008 14:55:12 +0000
The head accountants at Mustache Rangers Central Command have finished counting the current donations. Actually, it’s just one accountant and he was hired specifically for donation counting. Once the goal is reached, he will be fired. But do not cry. The fund drive is nearly half-over! How much nearly half-over exactly? Well, the keen graphic […]
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Thu, 04 Dec 2008 16:00:48 +0000
Just a quick update, with no graphics. Graphics take time, and time is money. So we don’t want to spend any time. We have reached 35% of our goal. Keep it coming, boys and girls. Make Doc Johnson proud.
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Another Day, Another Funds Update
Wed, 03 Dec 2008 15:08:54 +0000
To the delight and the shock of the Mustache Rangers, funds for functioning recording equipment have continued to roll in. We have reached the 30% mark, which is 10% more mark than yesterday. This process may take a little longer than it would seem. Most fans of the Mustache Rangers limit their interaction to podcast […]
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Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:27:40 +0000
After a quick first day of requesting donations, the Mustache Rangers have received their first contribution. As you can see by the hastily thrown together graphic of what might be a thermometer, donations are almost up to the $40 dollar mark. And almost $40 dollars is almost $50 dollars. That is almost almost a quarter […]
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The Great Mustache Rangers Donation Request
Mon, 01 Dec 2008 15:06:16 +0000
The Mustache Rangers have come in to some trouble. The hardware used to record their golden voices has broken. Thus, podcasts are on hold until this issue can be resolved. The damage runs about $200, which is hard to release from space savings due to the space economy and upcoming space holidays. One loyal civilian […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 86
Mon, 17 Nov 2008 10:00:49 +0000
Let us lay it on the line. The Mustache Rangers are loved by all. As long as we can agree to that, we will be fine. All other conversation is simply warm sound, after that argument has been put to rest. The Mustache Rangers argue about clothing once again in this week’s episode. Bring it […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 85
Mon, 10 Nov 2008 10:00:51 +0000
It is Monday. You know the routine. Read these words, that have nothing to do with this week’s podcast, and then listen to the podcast. Or don’t read these words at all. It matters not.
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 84
Mon, 03 Nov 2008 10:00:13 +0000
Some things are difficult to believe. For example, jelly is made not of fruit but of tree bark. Training wheels only line the pockets of training wheel producing companies. Night time is when the sun does it with the moon. It is not difficult to believe that the Mustache Rangers have another podcast episode for […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 83
Mon, 27 Oct 2008 09:00:10 +0000
Good times are not meant to be had. They are to be taken. You can not simply wait for them to happen, or expect that you deserve them. Real men make their own good times. Women probably do this too, but we have not funded any research to prove positive one way or the other. […]
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Fan Art: Christopher Jones and Melissa Kaercher
Thu, 23 Oct 2008 14:09:14 +0000
At long last, wizards Christopher Jones and Melissa Kaercher have captured the Mustache Rangers and shrunk them into tiny hand painted plastic avatars. This has been a lie, for your entertainment. These two talented creatures are not wizards, but human beings with skills in the graphical arts. The tiny hand painted plastic avatars bit was […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 82
Mon, 13 Oct 2008 10:00:52 +0000
The Mustache Rangers were on one of their many missions last week. Sometimes, duty gets in the way of updating podcasts. But rest assured, the podcast was not late due to hate. There was not hate involved in any way. The Mustache Rangers love you. They also wish you wouldn’t do that one bad thing […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 81
Mon, 29 Sep 2008 09:00:10 +0000
Every single moment has the possibility of greatness. Instead of sitting there, doing nothing, you could punch the fella next to you. Odds are, they are asking for it. But be quick. Odds also show that he is a fan of the Mustache Rangers and is reading the exact same sentence. You had best hope […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 80
Sun, 21 Sep 2008 14:52:54 +0000
Death is never an easy topic of conversation. Unless it is in referring to a squirrel. “Did that squirrel just die,” Benefred Pasterborf would ask. “It certainly did,” Tranzer Fadingtoncon would reply. “Fan-tastic,” Geraldert Fosterpant would add. Do you see? Only talk about the deaths of squirrels and your conversation will be as crisp as […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 79
Mon, 15 Sep 2008 09:00:52 +0000
Rock formations are boring. They are only slightly interesting if they look like something that is not a rock. But still, it’s just a rock that looks like something. Why not look at that thing? Also, if seahorses don’t freak you out, they should. Those things are profoundly messed up. The Mustache Rangers deal with […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 78
Mon, 08 Sep 2008 09:00:11 +0000
There is little in life more important than a favorite outfit. Scraps of colored cloth can make you feel invincible against the daily tragedy that is life. That statement also leaves out the immeasurable feeling brought upon by a perfect fit. Like everything in the known universe, it all boils down to hugging. The Mustache […]
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The Mustache Rangers in person this weekend
Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:54:20 +0000
Gasoline can be expensive, and going to grand mama’s house can cost a pretty penny. Now imagine that Earth is grand mama’s house and you are light years away. That is one pricey trip. But the Mustache Rangers make this trip gladly and with little to much bickering. The Mustache Rangers will be performing live […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 77
Mon, 01 Sep 2008 09:00:04 +0000
Sometimes the simplest answer is not always the best. For example, if a friend of yours owns something that you would like and you think they don’t deserve, don’t blow it up. That would be the easy thing to do. The proper solution, in this circumstance, is theft. It is not the first place your […]
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Featured Fan Art by John Wallace
Wed, 27 Aug 2008 14:14:19 +0000
Citizen, and relative unknown, John Wallace has taken time out of designing magazine ads for ladies undergarment undergarments (“Two layers, because one is breachable!”) to favor us with his rendition of the Mustache Rangers. What Citizen Wallace has done here is really quite brilliant. As you can plainly see, Commander Major and First Lieutenant are […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 76
Mon, 25 Aug 2008 09:00:29 +0000
The market can be a very confusing place. People are yelling. Monies are exchanging hands. Sometimes there are open mouth kisses. It is a sea limbs, one can get lost. It is good to be tethered and blindfolded when going into a market. In fact, this is a good idea for any situation. The Mustache […]
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Wed, 20 Aug 2008 16:30:59 +0000
Citizen Adam Svec of citizen rock group The Glad Version has taken it upon himself to favor the Mustache Rangers with his non-musical artistry. As you can clearly see, the picture features some sort of banana in a dress heading towards a flaming egg which is prepared for fertilization. The best art needs no interpretation. […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 75
Mon, 18 Aug 2008 09:00:03 +0000
The dust has settled, and the Mustache Rangers are back. Rest assured, adventures were being had during the entire absence. There were some incredible happenings. It is a shame you missed them. But, please, do enjoy the most recent episode.
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Mon, 04 Aug 2008 14:03:34 +0000
It seems that in upgrading the software for this glorious website, things become a bit broken. No podcasts can be attached to these posts, which means no new episodes can currently be posted. Rest assured, there are podcasts to be posted. We just can’t do it! We will get this fixed as soon as possible. […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 74
Mon, 28 Jul 2008 10:00:12 +0000
The world is a terrible place and we are all cursed. If you found yourself nodding to the previous sentence, you have failed the test. You can take it over as many times as you would like. We understand that things get heavy. The Mustache Rangers throw a lot of ideas against the wall in […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 73
Mon, 21 Jul 2008 10:00:07 +0000
The only thing quieter than a rock sitting all by itself is mime pretending to be a rock sitting all by itself. And we’re talking about a professional mime here. Not your weekend birthday party mime. Another note, as long as we’re talking here. Children do not like mimes. The Mustache Rangers deal with a […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 72
Mon, 14 Jul 2008 07:00:58 +0000
Every once in a blue moon (when the Lords of America decide to paint the moon, generally once ever decade), you get a really good hamburger. And it kind of makes you wonder why you’ve been eating vegetables at all. But then, the next hamburger you get is just “okay” again. At least you’ll have […]
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Fri, 11 Jul 2008 00:09:35 +0000
The creation of a mighty Mustache Rangers quote index is underway. Soon, you will be able to say, “oh drat. I know something funny was said at some point, but can not, for the life of me, remember when it was said.” And then, after you say this, you will be able to use the […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 71
Mon, 07 Jul 2008 10:00:33 +0000
If space were not nothing, it would be totally in your face. It would, for example, be all, like, what is up? It would be quite overwhelming, if it weren’t such a massive amount of emptiness. Given any mass, it would be the person you avoid at most well planned parties. The Mustache Rangers have […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 70
Mon, 30 Jun 2008 10:00:42 +0000
After achieving everything they wanted to do on Earth at the Twin Cities Improv Festival, the Mustache Rangers have once again left fertile ground for the thankless embrace of space. There is no applause in space. There isn’t really anything in space. The Mustache Rangers bring you an new podcast adventure today, full of action […]
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Wed, 25 Jun 2008 20:17:28 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are racing time and space to make it back to Earth for the Twin Cities Improv Festival. There may be alien civilizations to conquer, but the people of Earth can have morale issues and need an evening of mandatory cheer every now and again. The Mustache Rangers will be dispensing cheer as […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 69
Mon, 23 Jun 2008 10:00:45 +0000
Get your giggling out of your lungs, because the sixty-ninth episode of the Mustache Rangers is here for our mutual pleasure. If you enjoy the running of marathons, or hate them, or feel no way whatsoever about them, you will enjoy this week’s episode. If you have no feelings at all, then we ask that […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 68
Mon, 16 Jun 2008 10:00:24 +0000
As mentioned in the podcast for today, the Mustache Rangers would like your help to spread their words. Today, you can do three things. Tell 5 people about the Mustache Rangers. Digg the Mustache Rangers. Leave positive feedback for the Mustache Rangers on iTunes. It’s that easy. Do all or one of them, but don’t […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 67
Mon, 09 Jun 2008 10:00:33 +0000
There is a fine line between a point and a line. Now you know geometry. Congratulations. The Mustache Rangers have their many hands full into this week’s interpod netcast podcast. Enjoy with your favorite beverage.
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 66
Mon, 02 Jun 2008 10:00:44 +0000
The people of Earth take the changing of days for granted. They give little to no time considering how the other half live. The space half. Flying from galaxy to galaxy with useless sundials. It was a bad investment. The Mustache Rangers miss their months in the current interpod netcast episode. We hope that you […]
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The Mustache Rangers Punch Out! Live
Mon, 19 May 2008 14:24:03 +0000
The Mustache Rangers are making a special visit to Earth this Friday. It seems that an “improvisational” “comedy” group by the name of Family Night has called out the Mustache Rangers. And as much as the Mustache Rangers enjoy being called out, this night of families said it with a nasty inflection. And so, the […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 65
Mon, 19 May 2008 10:00:23 +0000
Danger seems to be the middle name of many a person. The people who claim this tend to spend most of their free time staring at a screen with moving or static pictures. The middle name is wasted on them. The Mustache Rangers encounter danger in today’s interpod netcast internet podcast. Enjoy the danger.
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 64
Mon, 12 May 2008 10:00:28 +0000
One thing is always relative to another, unless you are referring to Uncle Stan. Uncle Stan is not really your uncle, nor is he made up of matter like you or I. Remember that the next time he tries to count your ribs. The Mustache Rangers explore the things brought by time in today’s podcast […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 63
Mon, 05 May 2008 10:00:05 +0000
If you have never heard of an iceberg before, let us explain it for you. It is a smallish sort of town made completely of ice. Commerce flows normally, just slower. The Mustache Rangers deal slightly with ice in today’s podcast episode. Put it into your brain. Now.
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 62
Mon, 28 Apr 2008 10:00:23 +0000
Nicknames are for the strong and the weak alike. However, nicknames serve different purposes for these two groups. Just keep this truth in mind. The strong hand out all nicknames, and the strong hate the weak. Hopefully, this information will help you out of some jam in the near future. Today, the Mustache Rangers receive […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 61
Mon, 21 Apr 2008 10:00:48 +0000
After a week of trying to put a squarish toy square into a roundish toy circle hole, the adventures of the Mustache Rangers are back. In a rare continuation, they continue to continue their storyline from the previous episode. Enjoy it.
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Tue, 15 Apr 2008 16:20:12 +0000
Apologies to our loyal followers. This weekend, the podcast translation crew ran in to technical difficulties. The podcast for this week has been delayed until the week the follows this week. Please accept our apologies and hunt down those who do not accept our apologies. They don’t have to be such a big jerk about […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 60
Mon, 07 Apr 2008 10:00:24 +0000
There is cult on a distant planet that does not believe in tiptoeing. That may not be a harsh enough way to describe their belief. It is not as if they think tiptoeing exists but they have no faith in it. They actually believe there is no tiptoeing. They throw some fantastic shindigs. Be careful […]
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Wed, 02 Apr 2008 19:49:32 +0000
Often times, the Mustache Rangers will come to Earth and recount their most exciting tales live to a theater audience. Well, there is now a space for all of your Mustache Rangers live performance information. Simply click on this page for information on upcoming live Mustache Rangers shows. But click fast! Their next live appearance […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 59
Mon, 31 Mar 2008 10:00:03 +0000
We live in a complicated and ever changing world. Galaxies, on the other hand, are constant and never change. You may think they collide and rip each other to pieces, but that thinking would be deadly incorrect. You can always count on the constant of the never changing galaxy. The Mustache Rangers check their heads […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 58
Mon, 24 Mar 2008 10:00:19 +0000
There are an amazing variety of terrible moving pictures produced in our modern times. Sometimes it would be easier to close your eyes and let the all consuming darkness take you away. But some of these moving pictures involve the humors antics of animals. These are the pictures worth living for. The Mustache Rangers discuss […]
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Wed, 19 Mar 2008 16:08:16 +0000
Mustache Rangers Central Command is taking a informally mandatory survey of the listening public. It is demanded that you please comment on your favorite Mustache Rangers Interpod Netcast, of your own free will. If you would be kind enough to absolutely indicate your preferred episode and your reasons for preference, Mustache Rangers Central Command will […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 57
Mon, 17 Mar 2008 10:00:11 +0000
The Mustache Rangers have found away into the heart of a small boy. This small boy had no say in the matter. In fact, the small boy doesn’t even exist. He is simply a boy who now lives only in your mind. Please, do not kill this young boy by forgetting him. A new episode […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 56
Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:00:16 +0000
Our books of ancient history describe a moving picture presentation by the name of Mr. Destiny. Copies of this presentation on entertainment disc no longer exist. We, the people of the present, can still enjoy the stories of Mr. Destiny, but they are passed on by word of mouth. Sometimes the words to the tale […]
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Thu, 06 Mar 2008 19:58:52 +0000
After many years of deliberation, Mustache Rangers Central Command has decided to approve the passing on of the Moustache Me webnet pagesite link. The humans who run Moustache Me endorse the sticking of mustaches onto advertisements that have no mustaches. Mustache-less advertisements are an abomination to the Great Mustache. He appreciates all that correct this, […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 55
Mon, 03 Mar 2008 10:00:27 +0000
The great beyond may not be all that great. Or, now that we’ve had a chance to think it over, all that beyond. Thank goodness there are those out there who will pretend to communicate with your loved ones for monies. They are truly beyond great. The Mustache Rangers take death, for instance, in this […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 54
Mon, 25 Feb 2008 10:00:24 +0000
Thinking leads to trouble, and no good comes of it. When you think you might be having a thought, simply turn to one of the government’s many regulation entertainment programs. For instance, there is the House of Apples located in every town where you can practice eating apples. Since apples do not exist, you will […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 53
Mon, 18 Feb 2008 10:00:35 +0000
It is the charge of every Earth-liver to consume. Food, plastics, and oxygen are ripe for the literal and non-literal digestion. Shoes, however, are a different sort of beast. Neither plastic nor oxygen, they sit and wait in a bin of blank description. The greatest scientist in the time of our great-great-grandchildren may finally discover […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 52
Mon, 11 Feb 2008 10:00:14 +0000
It has come to our attention that the span of attention that most people can hold is less than ten seconds. Luckily for these individuals, the Short Attention Span Termination Squad also had a short attention span. Sadly, they are unable to even terminate themselves. It is was a terrible program, and we are sorry […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 51
Mon, 04 Feb 2008 10:00:54 +0000
Another Monday has arrived. Do not expect a fanfare for a Monday. It is comparable to another Meredith or Beatrice arriving at your party. The come along with regularity, and generally bring stories of shopping at craft stores. Yes, a Monday is not a special thing in the least. Enjoy today’s interpod netcast of the […]
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The Mustache Rangers: Episode 50
Mon, 28 Jan 2008 10:00:32 +0000
The Mustache Rangers have reached the arbitrary 50 episode mark! What better way to celebrate than with your families? You should head home right now and take care of the celebration. This is a mandatory celebration. All persons of non-celebration will be stripped of their VIP status, and downgraded to IP. And then P. And […]
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