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The Seanachai - Patrick E. McLean


111 episodes


Solo Multigenre Anthology Audio Book


Synopsis:

Short audio stories very well produced. Unlike anything you've heard. Think NPR meets radio drama in the back of a pub. Actually, don't think. Just listen. If it's not absolutely one of the best podcasts you've ever heard, your lost time will be refunded.

This podcast has been archived on AudioFiction.co.uk with the permission of the original creator.


Language: English

Format: Audio Book

Continuity: Anthology

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Solo

Genres: Multigenre

Soundscape: Voices only

Completion status: Not applicable

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Episodes:

E111 - Getting Shot

Mon 05 Apr 2010 12:00:00 GMT

The true story of an inconvenient episode.

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E110 - The 14 Eskimo Names for Snow

Fri 08 Jan 2010 12:00:00 GMT

So I heard that the Eskimo have fourteen different words to describe snow. Seemed like this was worth looking into.

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E109 - The Toughest Trees Ever

Sat 05 Dec 2009 12:00:00 GMT

They were lurking right under my nose.

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E108 - The Vampire in My Face Pt. II

Tue 27 Oct 2009 12:00:00 GMT

The worst monsters are the ones who believe they have your best interest at heart.

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E107 - The Vampire in My Face Pt. I

Thu 14 May 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Everybody knows that Vampires can’t die. So why am I surprised that he’s back?

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E106 - The Vampire Remastered

Wed 13 May 2009 12:00:00 GMT

In this case, the past genuinely is prologue.

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E105 - Cinco De Harwood

Fri 01 May 2009 12:00:00 GMT

It’s my new favorite holiday.

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E104 - Azizullah's Vault

Thu 26 Mar 2009 12:00:00 GMT

How do you rob the safest bank in the world?

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E103 - 3AM and Writing

Fri 27 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Working myself up to a frenzy writing many, many Seanachai episodes.

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E102 - The HenryMan List

Thu 19 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT

A little advice for my little nephew.

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E101 - Sabotage

Fri 06 Feb 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Am I throwing a wooden shoe in my own works?

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E100 - Shooting an Elephant

Fri 30 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT

The classic essay by George Orwell.

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E099 - Floor Piranha

Thu 29 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT

In which we learn of the elusive pilemongrulous chompficampherous.

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E098 - A Defense of Writing Longhand

Thu 22 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT

Is technology really my friend? Or is it just pretending to be my friend so it can date my sister.

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E097 - Pinflation

Wed 14 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT

In which, pinball might help us get a handle on a complicated subject.

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E096 - Flinchy and the Mexican Show Truck, Part 4

Wed 07 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT

In which Democracy is vindicated and our story concludes. With PG Holyfield and Tee Morris

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E095 - Flinchy and the Mexican Show Truck, Part 3

Thu 01 Jan 2009 12:00:00 GMT

In which the plot thickens, the story continues and the margaritas blend. Featuring P.G. Holyfield and Tee Morris

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E094 - A Podcast for the Winter Solstice

Sat 20 Dec 2008 12:00:00 GMT

The darkest day of the year.

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E093 - Flinchy and the Mexican Show Truck, Part 2

Fri 12 Dec 2008 12:00:00 GMT

In which the plot thickens, Tee Morris joins the story as Flinchy, and the scintillating P.G. Holyfield endures. Gracious guest appearance by Liza Holyfield.

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E092 - Flinchy and the Mexican Show Truck, Part 1

Wed 03 Dec 2008 12:00:00 GMT

A strange golf-related saga begins. Featuring the dead-pan artistry of P. G. Holyfield of Murder at Avedon Hill.

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E091 - Fun with the Bird

Wed 26 Nov 2008 12:00:00 GMT

It’s that most Turkey-filled time of the year.

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E090 - A Cracker After All

Thu 20 Nov 2008 12:00:00 GMT

In which epithets are hurled at me from a powerchair.

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E089 - Actually, Absolutely

Wed 12 Nov 2008 12:00:00 GMT

The poor man had been over-run. By gibberish.

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E088 - I Voted?

Tue 04 Nov 2008 12:00:00 GMT

And soon the craziness will be behind us.

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E087 - Halloween

Fri 31 Oct 2008 12:00:00 GMT

This year Halloween just isn’t that scary.

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E086 - Laughing File Cabinet

Wed 22 Oct 2008 12:00:00 GMT

My new filing cabinet is mocking me.

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E085 - The Re-Beginning

Wed 15 Oct 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Everything has a beginning. But there are precious few re-beginnings.

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E084 - On My Way Back

Tue 30 Sep 2008 12:00:00 GMT

Let this serve as notice. The Seanachai returns in a big way on October 15th.

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E083 - Always, always the Truth

Tue 15 Apr 2008 12:00:00 GMT

The foundation for your trust.

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E082 - The Old Dog

Mon 07 Jan 2008 12:00:00 GMT

I’m taking care of my parents dog. She’s 98 years old, and consequently, a little set in her ways.

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E081 - Dried Cherries

Mon 03 Dec 2007 12:00:00 GMT

Love is weird.

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E080 - Headcold

Wed 12 Sep 2007 12:00:00 GMT

What happened? Where did two months go? And where’s my decongestant?

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E079 - A Road Trip

Wed 04 Jul 2007 12:00:00 GMT

Complete with beef jerky and those odd stories that only come out when you spend a lot of time in a car.

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E078 - Scott of the Antarctic

Wed 16 May 2007 12:00:00 GMT

I go looking for an analogy and discover a very moving story.

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E077 - How to Succeed in Evil - El Justiador Part II

Tue 15 May 2007 12:00:00 GMT

The inexplicable march of El Justiador marches on.

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E076 - How to Succeed in Evil - El Justiador Part I

Sat 05 May 2007 12:00:00 GMT

This is qualifies as prequel territory. As the characters have been evolving (and as I’ve been developing ‘Evil for television) I have discovered that the sweet spot of the story is Edwin as a consultant. There’s just no end of fun to be had pitting him against inane villian after inane villian.

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E075 - Holy NPR!

Tue 24 Apr 2007 12:00:00 GMT

A chance to have a radio show on public radio? Geeze, wonder if that’s a good match?

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E074 - Yeah, yeah — but who’s flying the plane?

Wed 04 Apr 2007 12:00:00 GMT

If you agree with a nut, does that make you a nut?

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E073 - A Good Morning

Tue 06 Mar 2007 12:00:00 GMT

What on earth am I doing waking up at 5:00 am?

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E072 - St. Valentine’s Day?

Thu 15 Feb 2007 12:00:00 GMT

Happy St. Valentine’s Day. No, not that Valentine. The other one.

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E071 - Better odds than a bullet

Fri 12 Jan 2007 12:00:00 GMT

The often overlooked power of comedy

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E070 - How to Succeed in Evil 12

Fri 13 Oct 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Topper takes Control.

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E069 - Rock, Paper, Scissors

Fri 08 Sep 2006 12:00:00 GMT

How could you forget Ulan Bator – 1965? (a tip of the hat to Michael Stackpole and Mykel [last name unknown] for the conversation that led to this episode.)

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E068 - How to Succeed in Evil 11

Wed 30 Aug 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Edwin settles the accounts and slips away.

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E067 - Blame Abraham

Wed 02 Aug 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Maybe current events are nothing more than ancient events with better TV coverage?

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E066 - Three Stories

Fri 21 Jul 2006 12:00:00 GMT

The Chinatown Death Cloud Peril, and, after much ado, a t-shirt for sale.

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E065 - How to Succeed in Evil – Cheap Labor Part III

Fri 14 Jul 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Edwin makes a deal with the VP.

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E064 - How to Succeed in Evil – Cheap Labor Part II

Thu 08 Jun 2006 12:00:00 GMT

All they want to do is eat your brains. They’re not unreasonable. (featuring songs by Jonathan Coulton and The Flavor Foundation)

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E063 - How to Succeed in Evil – Cheap Labor Part I

Thu 25 May 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Cheaper even than hiring illegal aliens. The music in this episode is by The Flavor Foundation.

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E062 - A Change in Orbit

Tue 09 May 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Copernicus was wrong.

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E061 - Outsourcing a Chicken

Sat 22 Apr 2006 12:00:00 GMT

There are many reasons the kitchen might be slow.

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E060 - How I Got My Voice Back, Part II

Wed 29 Mar 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Don’t tell them it ended like this. Tell them I said something.

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E059 - The Day After

Sat 18 Mar 2006 12:00:00 GMT

From the wreckage of the day after St. Patrick’s Day.

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E058 - How I Got My Voice Back, Part I

Tue 28 Feb 2006 12:00:00 GMT

Wondering why there hasn’t been an episode recently?

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E057 - MLK Commentary

Mon 16 Jan 2006 12:00:00 GMT

A commentary on one of the great speeches of the 20th Century.

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E056 - There's no such thing as Santa

Mon 02 Jan 2006 12:00:00 GMT

I discover an interesting fact.

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E055 - The War with Santa Part IV

Sun 25 Dec 2005 12:00:00 GMT

This podcasting business is no good.

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E054 - The War with Santa Part III

Sat 24 Dec 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Come they told me pa rum pa pum pum.

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E053 - The War with Santa Part II

Thu 22 Dec 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Twas a night before Christmas.

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E052 - The War with Santa Part I

Thu 15 Dec 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Nevermind the war on Christmas – I’m in trouble here.

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E051 - A Talk with Tony

Fri 02 Dec 2005 12:00:00 GMT

An interview with Tony Khan of Morning Stories.

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E050 - Autumn Day

Thu 24 Nov 2005 12:00:00 GMT

A few thoughts for Thanksgiving.

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E049 - Lather, rinse, repeat

Fri 18 Nov 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The secret of coming up with ideas.

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E048 - How to Succeed in Evil 10

Fri 11 Nov 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Betrayal!

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E047 - A Cask of Amontillado

Mon 31 Oct 2005 12:00:00 GMT

In honor of Halloween, a retelling of the classic Edgar Allen Poe story.

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E046 - The Instant of Eternity

Fri 21 Oct 2005 12:00:00 GMT

You’ve already listened/are listening/will listen/used to listen/have never listened to this.

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E045 - Good-Hearted Hospitable Creature

Fri 14 Oct 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The heat of August and the cooling of age.

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E044 - The Redneck Expeditionary Force

Wed 05 Oct 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The game that hikacked my life.

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E043 - Tearing up the Street

Tue 27 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT

A catch-all episode. Hurricanes, street repair, even a bit about the author.

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E042 - 3rd Place

Mon 19 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The obsolete salesman.

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E041 - The Complete Death of a Dishwasher

Mon 12 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The full story.

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E040 - Faith

Sun 11 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT

There’s no snappy tagline for this episode. It’s not that kind of thing.

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E039 - Death of a Dishwasher, Part IV

Sat 10 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Nickels, the hero.

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E038 - Death of a Dishwasher, Part III

Fri 02 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The body, discovered.

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E037 - A perfect day

Thu 01 Sep 2005 12:00:00 GMT

This should be a perfect day, but I’m finding it very hard to write.

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E036 - How to Succeed in Evil 09

Fri 26 Aug 2005 12:00:00 GMT

So they’ll know.

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E035 - Better Days

Mon 15 Aug 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The hard drive wasn’t the low point.

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E034 - A Scary Story

Sun 07 Aug 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The full-fathomed death rattle of a 60 gig drive.

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E033 - Shameless Self Promotion

Sat 30 Jul 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Nothing but promos this week.

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E032 - How to Succeed in Evil 08

Fri 22 Jul 2005 12:00:00 GMT

A contingency plan for Topper.

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E031 - Death of a Dishwasher, Part II

Fri 15 Jul 2005 12:00:00 GMT

A pep talk for the dead.

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E030 - Death of a Dishwasher, Part I

Sun 10 Jul 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Every man dies. But not every man works as a dishwasher.

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E029 - How to Succeed in Evil 07

Thu 30 Jun 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The Henchman’s Molars.

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E028 - Truth is

Sun 26 Jun 2005 12:00:00 GMT

A good excuse is, in fact, a good story.

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E027 - The Han Solo Theory

Fri 17 Jun 2005 12:00:00 GMT

What if Han was one of us?

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E026 - Driver’s Re-Education, Part II

Thu 09 Jun 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The fall of Fishbinder.

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E025 - Driver’s Re-Education, Part I

Thu 02 Jun 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Can’t drive 55? You’re not alone.

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E024 - A Poll in the Field

Sun 29 May 2005 12:00:00 GMT

So the Seanachai has been rolling for about 22 episodes now. It’s certainly not the Hoover dam, but as I look back, it’s no small accomplishment. www.goodwordsrightorder.com is going to get 80k hits this month. A number of people have been generous enough to donate. And, for the time being, I’ve got the bandwidth cost covered.The question is, where now? I’ve got a few ideas of my own, of course, but I thought the best thing would be to ask you, the listeners. I know what I enjoy most about the Seanachai, what I don’t know is what you enjoy the most?So I have a few questions. If you feel like helping out, just comment on this post. Favorite episode? Why? This is not an essay question, but it needs some set up. There are three kinds of Seanachai episodes. 1 Ongoing series (How to Succeed in Evil) 2. First person narrative (Roulette, Lendu, Guitar) 3. Pure fiction (mall, wolf) Which one do you like best? If you could see any or all of these stories existing outside the internet, where would be the most natural place for them to live? Thanks for giving this some thought. And if you’re not bothering to give it any thought, well, then thanks for listening.

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E023 - Mabku 31-A

Fri 27 May 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Mobile Army Burger King Unit.

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E022 - Bright Lights, Part II

Thu 19 May 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Seriously, what kind of man shoots a guitar?

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E021 - Bright Lights, Part I

Tue 10 May 2005 12:00:00 GMT

What kind of man shoots a guitar?

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E020 - How to Succeed in Evil 06

Fri 29 Apr 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Edwin vs. the FBI.

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E019 - My Brutal Drunken Uncle

Wed 20 Apr 2005 12:00:00 GMT

What can I do, he’s family?

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E018 - How to Succeed in Evil 05

Wed 13 Apr 2005 12:00:00 GMT

What will Edwin do with the Cromoglodon?

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E017 - A Wolf in the Park

Wed 06 Apr 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Your fear is as real as you make it.

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E016 - A little housekeeping

Wed 30 Mar 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Stavrakos is that you? Epic poet or fisherman?

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E015 - How to Succeed in Evil 04

Mon 21 Mar 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The Cromoglodon Falls.

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E014 - Happy St. Patrick’s Day

Fri 18 Mar 2005 12:00:00 GMT

St. Patrick’s effect on the Irish and the world.St. Patrick’s effect on the Irish and the world.

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E013 - Death in B Flat

Wed 16 Mar 2005 12:00:00 GMT

How come you never see a thin guy playing the tuba?

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E012 - How to Succeed in Evil 03

Tue 08 Mar 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Edwin has a change of heart.

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E011 - A Shooting in a Mall

Wed 02 Mar 2005 12:00:00 GMT

When he puilled the trigger, it was love.

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E010 - How to Succeed in Evil 02

Thu 24 Feb 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Introducing the somewhat less-than-sinister Dr. Loeb.

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E009 - Candy

Fri 18 Feb 2005 12:00:00 GMT

But then, there’s Candy.

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E008 - How to Succeed in Evil 01

Wed 16 Feb 2005 12:00:00 GMT

A Thursday without Golf.

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E007 - A Very Slow Getaway

Tue 01 Feb 2005 12:00:00 GMT

A nickel here, a nickel there, pretty soon you’re talking about real money.

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E006 - The Queen of Spades

Tue 25 Jan 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Beware of Gypsy Women who play cards.

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E005 - How I gave up Roulette

Tue 18 Jan 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Some things shouldn’t be left to chance.

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E004 - A Round on Werner

Wed 12 Jan 2005 12:00:00 GMT

What’s a disagreement among friends? Or was it physicists?

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E003 - The King of the Lendu

Thu 06 Jan 2005 12:00:00 GMT

The darker joys of politics.

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E002 - The Vampire in the Attic (First audio feed entry.)

Sun 02 Jan 2005 12:00:00 GMT

Bad monster, worse music.

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E001 - What eeeesss a Seanachai?

Fri 31 Dec 2004 12:00:00 GMT

I’m glad you asked. The explanation is a good story in itself. In Ireland, in the days before books and printing, there was a class of people called seanachai or storytellers. These folks made their living by traveling from village to village and telling stories. Sometimes they would spin tales from the great tapestry of folklore that comprises the mythology of Ireland and other times they’d just repeat the gossip from the town next door. They but they always entertained by their telling. As romantic as that might sound, it’s not the wonderful part. The wonderful part is that centuries later, when Gaelic was being systematically suppressed, people calling themselves seanachai would travel from town to town seemingly for the sole purpose of carrying on the ancient tradition of telling stories. At night they would loiter in the pubs and spin their yarns (now that’s a living!) but during the day (I’m guessing more towards the afternoon) they would gather the children, lead them off into the countryside to teach them the Irish language and culture in secret. What does all this have to do with a web site? My we’re full of questions today. Well, the way I see it, a seanachai is a person who tells stories with a purpose. Especially the latter day seanachai with their covert educational agendas. As a writer this idea appeals to me very much because I believe that good stories seek to prove something in the telling. Not anything as crass and pedantic as who should be president those kind of stories are always awful. The kind of stories I’m after are the ones that are true for all time, not one instance. As John Gardner argued so eloquently in “On Moral Fiction”, a story is a kind of artistic proof. Delicate ideas can be framed, tested and communicated within the imaginary world of a well-told tale. The McLuhan is the Message Yeah, yeah, McLuhan whatever. (and if you don’t know who he is, he’s the man who said the “Medium is the Message” which set up me up nicely for that spooneristic subhead. The impact of which has been greatly lessened by all this senseless parenthetical explanation.) Anyway, the point I was hoping to get to in that last paragraph is that some stories are better in the telling than they are reading. And technology has evolved to a point where we can eliminate the whole publishing hierarchy and get back to a more oral tradition. It’s not exactly a new medium, but it sure does feel like I’m playing with live ammunition. With this line of thinking the name seanachai seemed perfect for the kind of storytelling and writing I wanted to play with. The most important reason of all. The reason this site exists at all is that I needed a woodshed to practice in. As Stephen King said, “Talent in cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work.” So it is my hope that the Seanachai will secretly teach me how to write while it overtly entertains you. NO EPISODE - THIS IS A TEXT OPENING.