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Them's The Bones


2 episodes


Synopsis:

Join us on Tortuga, the legendary Pirates Haven, to follow the (mis)adventures of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, and his merry crew of miscreants. Them's The Bones is a humour-filled series inspired by the works of Terry Prattchet, Douglas Adams and Kurt Vonnegut. But with Pirates, of course!


Language: English

Format: Audio Book

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Solo

Narrator: Third Person

Genres: Pirates

Soundscape: Sound effects & music

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Episodes:

Chapter Two - Scaramouche

Wed, 30 Jul 2025 14:43:32 GMT

Let us now make the acquaintance of one Scaramouche, fence, salesman and all around bullshitter, a central figure on Tortuga Island, and a well-dressed one to boot.


Scaramouche's Parlour of Exuberance and Fine Taste has been bleeding doubloons left and right lately, but being the astute businessman he is, he's found a neat solution.


Come and hear as Scaramouche and his right-hand man, the scheming Johnny, plan a Grand Strategy that will forever change the face of the Island...

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Chapter One - Tortuga

Fri, 20 Jun 2025 12:47:50 GMT

Join us on Tortuga, the fabled Pirates Haven and thriving Metropolis nestled in a rather shallow region of the Seven Seas, as we make the acquaintance of one Small Fry, would-be Pirate Captain, just at the start of his shift at the Greasy Cutlass.


And don't forget. Don't touch the oil, never touch the oil!

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