The Danger Zoo (D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O.)
10 episodes
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Creator from RSS feed: Coyote
Database Creators: CoyoteSynopsis:
Welcome to D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O.: The Department of Anomalous & Non-Human Genetic Entities, Reconnaissance, and Zoological Occult Operations. This is a cinematic TTRPG experience where a team of ragtag operatives takes on cryptids, urban legends, and supernatural threats in a modern world that doesn’t know the truth. Each mission is a high-stakes encounter with flesh-and-blood beasts, vengeful spirits, cursed relics, and things not meant to be seen. Think X-Files meets Ghostbusters with tactical gear and bad ideas.
Language: English
Format: Audio RPG
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Narrator: Second Person
Genres: Comedy
Soundscape: Music
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Episodes:
A Few Beers: Case File 000-R1 (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Thu, 31 Jul 2025 11:00:00 GMT
After a brutal mission, the D.A.N.G.E.R. Z.O.O. team heads back to their underground hideout for “A Few Beers”—their version of a long rest. But in this cryptid-hunting life, downtime is never simple.
Waiting in the base—a mix between Phasmophobia vibes and the Foot Clan’s 90s lair—is Kingsley, the team's unsettlingly polite butler. He serves drinks, heals wounds... and may or may not be haunting the place. Pretty Kitty notices something odd about Kingsley, and the others start wondering about his strange closeness to Coyote.
Meanwhile, the Rogue Roomba is active again—armed with something menacing. It’s fast, unpredictable, and absolutely not to be trusted.
Just when things start to settle, the Pukwudgie—a Native American trickster—escapes containment and hits the whole team with a psionic supernatural blast. It backfires in spectacular fashion, awakening latent powers in Thotty, Haze-Z, Pretty Kitty and possibly Baby Bird (though all he seems to have now is a tapeworm).
Between flickering arcade lights, mysterious disappearances, unexpected power surges, and emotional side-eyes, the team starts uncovering more about the world—and each other.
Join the hunt with the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O., and comment which legend you want us to take down next.
Special thanks to Axolti for voicing the mischievous and mysterious Pukwudgie in this episode!
Check out more of his work on his channel: https://youtube.com/@axolti-k9f?
Music & Sound Effects:
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Wendigos Hunt: Case File 1266-A3 (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Thu, 17 Jul 2025 11:00:00 GMT
Three more Wendigos? Or just the one… and something worse?
Trapped deep inside a cursed cave, the D.A.N.G.E.R. Z.O.O. crew faces their most mind-bending mission yet. Baby Bird and Thotty are seeing things no one else can. Haze grabs a strange totem that doesn't seem to exist. And Coyote is just trying to keep everyone alive as the walls start closing in—literally.
As the team digs through the last records of the Wendigo Project, they uncover the fates of the five interns (one of them named Markiplier!?) who vanished in these mountains. What follows is a descent into paranoia, pain, and very questionable teamwork.
Baby Bird eats a rock. Haze takes two to the face. And Pretty Kitty? Still asleep.
Nobody’s leaving this cave the same… if they leave at all.
Join the hunt with the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O., and comment which legend you want us to take down next.
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Wendigos Hunt: Case File 1266-A2 (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Thu, 03 Jul 2025 17:39:52 GMT
After a chaotic first encounter inside the lodge, the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. team regroups—but questions linger in the cold. Why were the scientists so afraid? And what exactly did the team just walk into? With Thotty arriving hot, tensions spike, weapons are drawn, and what was supposed to be a recon mission starts to spiral into something far more dangerous. Something is stalking these mountains—and it’s not alone. Join the hunt with the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O., and comment which legend you want us to take down next.
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Wendigos Hunt: Case File 1266-A1 (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Thu, 19 Jun 2025 14:52:48 GMT
When guests vanish from a shuttered ski lodge deep in the mountains, the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. team is sent in to investigate. Pretty Kitty, Baby Bird, and Haze arrive to find two Veil scientists barricaded inside—and clearly terrified of something lurking nearby .What should’ve been a quiet entry quickly spirals out of control. As the situation escalates, Coyote radios in from the snowcat with a revelation that changes everything. The mountain holds more than just ghosts… and this mission’s already on thin ice. Comment what cryptid you want us to hunt next!
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Dark Watchers Hunt: Case File 3187-A (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:35:44 GMT
On their way to investigate mysterious sightings in the mountains, the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. team hits a snag when their train unexpectedly breaks down—giving them just one hour to uncover the truth.Coyote blesses Thotty with a sacred sigil, transforming him into a living weapon of divine power… but things don’t go quite as smoothly for poor Haze. Armed with radiant gear, cursed symbols, and a fistful of holy dirt, the team stumbles into a deeper mystery than they expected.Watch the chaos unfold, and comment what cryptid or legend the Wardens should face off with next!Music & Sound Effects: https://pixabay.com/https://pixabay.com/music/techno-trance-ghost-286401/https://pixabay.com/music/main-title-the-russian-gunfighter-western-movie-instrumental-286601/https://pixabay.com/music/video-games-chiptune-boss-fight-music-265080/https://www.zapsplat.com/
Sheepman Hunt: Case File 5411-A (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:32:13 GMT
Thotty was supposed to be training the intern, Haze, on a simple recon mission. The target? A low-level entity known as the Sheepman. Easy in, easy out. What could possibly go wrong?Join the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. as they track down cryptids, uncover urban legends, and occasionally fumble the simplest jobs imaginable.Drop a comment and tell us which monster we should take on next!Music & Sound Effects: https://pixabay.com/https://pixabay.com/music/trap-spinning-head-271171/https://www.zapsplat.com/
Proctor Valley Monster Hunt: Case File 4582-A (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:30:18 GMT
This time, the threat isn’t miles away—it’s right outside the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. hideout. After receiving a chilling warning from The Veil to stop hunting, the team does what they do best: ignore it completely.But when they track a cryptid into familiar territory, they uncover signs that something far more dangerous is in play. And by the time the mission ends, they’re lucky to escape with their lives—and their tires intact.
Suit up with the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O., and comment which monster we should face off with next.Music & Sound Effects: https://pixabay.com/https://www.zapsplat.com/
Meat Clown Hunt: Case File 9004-A (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:28:12 GMT
The D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. team heads back to Coyote’s hometown to deal with a twisted childhood legend: a butcher turned cryptid known only as The Meat Clown—a grotesque killer with a taste for long pig and a permanent grin carved across his face.What starts as a monster hunt turns into an explosive nightmare inside an abandoned Piggly Wiggly. But even after the fire fades, something watches. Something... still grinning.Suit up with the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. and comment which urban legend you want us to fight next. Just don’t forget to grab the cursed object on your way out.Music & Sound Effects: https://pixabay.com/https://www.zapsplat.com/
Bunny Man Hunt: Case File 7320-A (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:25:57 GMT
Happy Easter from the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O.! This year, instead of candy and colored eggs, the team’s tracking a hatchet-wielding cryptid in a bunny suit.What starts as a bizarre seasonal hunt quickly turns somber as strange signs emerge deep in the forest—shadows of grief, old pain, and something... protective.Grab your gear, hold your breath, and join the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O. as they uncover the darker side of springtime folklore.Comment which legend you want us to hunt next!Music & Sound Effects: https://pixabay.com/https://www.zapsplat.com/
Baba Yaga Hunt: Case File 6113-A (TTRPG Monster Hunting)
Wed, 11 Jun 2025 02:17:35 GMT
Children are vanishing in the Russian wilderness, and ancient whispers name the culprit: Baba Yaga.Plenty of teams could take her down—but only one crew is reckless, desperate, and underfunded enough to actually try. Enter the Wardens of the D.A.N.G.E.R.Z.O.O.Join the chaos as their very first mission spirals into fire, folklore, and pure luck. Comment which cryptid or legend we should face off with next!Music & Sound Effects: https://pixabay.com/https://www.zapsplat.com/