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Little White Books: Unofficial Mr. Men Comedy Audio Drama


14 episodes


Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

What if the Mr. Men & Little Miss were real? A full-cast audio drama told through interviews, archive tapes, and testimonies. Mr. Men reimagined. Safe for kids, but written for grown-ups. This reinterpretation of the classic world includes secrets, betrayals, friendships — and a far stranger reality than you remember. With a massive cast of over 30 actors — and even more voices provided by AI (courtesy of ElevenLabs) — can you guess who’s human? You might be surprised.


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: None

Genres: Comedy, Fanfiction, Satire and Spoof

Framing device: Show within a show

Soundscape: Music

Creator demographics: / Neurodivergent

Country of origin: United Kingdom

Completion status: Finished

Ad-free option: Main feed

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Episodes:

Ep.1: The First Wave

Wed, 02 Apr 2025 19:36:44 +0100

Episode 1: What did Mr. Nosey hear?

In this powerful opening to the Unofficial Mr. Men Audio Drama – a bold reimagining of the beloved books – we follow the moment everything changed: when the first characters discovered they were not alone. Secrets surface, memories clash, and the idea of leadership begins to take shape.

Perfect for fans of mystery, ensemble storytelling, and slow-building tension in familiar worlds.

Cast:

Mr. Tickle – Chris Hirst-Bartlett Mr. Nosey – Benjamin Goff Mr. Grumpy – Jordan Wistuba Mr. Snow – Flute the Voice Miss Wise – Autumn Rose

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song "All Friends Together" throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.2: Rigged Election

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 09:19:01 +0100

In this gripping second episode of the Mr. Men Audio Drama – a bold reimagining of the beloved books – we explore themes of leadership, memory, and what happens when the past isn’t quite what it seemed. With new arrivals like Mr. Forgetful and Mr. Chatterbox disrupting the old order, nothing will ever be the same again.

Perfect for fans of character-driven storytelling, political intrigue, and nostalgic worlds turned upside down.

Cast (in order of appearance):

With appearances by: Chris Hirst-Bartlett, Jordan Wistubber, and Flute the Voice.

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song "All Friends Together" throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.3: The Landshift

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 09:25:49 +0100

Something’s gone wrong in Nonsenseland. Mr. Silly says the land has shrunk. He blames Mr. Sneeze. He trusted Mr. Happy. And now Mr. Grumpy’s turned up early, throwing everything off course. With an emergency meeting at Mr. Fussy’s house and a bitter confrontation brewing between Mr. Strong and Mr. Happy, the old rules of leadership are falling apart.

Perfect for fans of British comedy, 70s/80s nostalgia, worldbuilding, full-cast audio drama.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Mr. Silly – Rob Jones Mr. Nosey – Benjamin Goff Mr. Tickle / Mr. Lazy – Chris Hirst-Bartlett Mr. Fussy – Richard Ashwell Mr. Strong – Jamie A Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh

With additional appearances by:  Autumn Rose, Mike Morris, Pete Hazell, Adam Grant, and Darren O.

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song "All Friends Together" throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.4: Spymaster

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 10:40:53 +0100

Mr. Sneeze has left Coldland – but not for the reasons you think. His journey to uncover the truth about Mr. Bounce leads to an unsettling discovery… about himself. Meanwhile, Mr. Lazy starts to ask questions of his own. Back in Misterland, Mr. Fussy sets out to keep Mr. Happy distracted and indoors – but his plan backfires spectacularly, culminating in a dramatic town hall meeting where everyone shows up. Everyone… except someone new.

Perfect for fans of slow-burning mystery, ensemble chaos, and worldbuilding laced with secrets.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Mr. Fussy / Missy Clumsy – Richard Ashwell Mr. Lazy / Mr. Tickle – Chris Hirst-Bartlett Mr. Rush – Michael M Mr. Nosey – Benjamin Goff Mr. Strong – Jamie A Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint

With additional appearances by: Rob Jones, Mike Morris, Pete Hazell, and Pete McGiffen

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.5: Worm Time

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 10:53:13 +0100

Mr. Strong enters a worm arena. Mr. Wrong tells the story of his own self-destruction. And newcomers from the third wave arrive with dark tales of a wizard in their midst. Something has to be done – but who can be trusted?

Perfect for fans of surreal mystery, unreliable narrators, and slowly unravelling conspiracies.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Mr. Nonsense – Simon Jackson Mr. Silly – Rob Jones Mr. Strong – Jamie A Mr. Greedy – Pete Hazell Mr. Worry – Jon Bonner Mr. Mischief – Jordan Wistuba Mr. Rush – Michael M

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.6: Hating Mr. Funny

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 11:33:13 +0100

The Little Miss have finally arrived – and with them, the fourth wave shakes the very foundations of everything the Mr. Men thought they knew. Even Mr. Muddle needs to learn what gender means. Meanwhile, the torrent of dislike aimed at Mr. Funny reaches boiling point, with mounting evidence that… yes… he really isn’t funny. Mr. Impossible believes he can fix the problem of the Mr. Men coming undone. But more importantly: what’s inside the magic cupboard?

Perfect for fans of satire, chaotic ensembles, and magical realism in absurd little packages.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Miss Neat – Ellen Forrest Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Mr. Tickle / Mr. Lazy – Chris Hirst-Bartlett Mr. Greedy – Pete Hazell Miss Wise – Autumn Rose Mr. Silly – Rob Jones Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Miss Fun – Lara C Mr. Grumpy / Mr. Mischief – Jordan Wistuba Miss Magic – Fi Marchant Mr. Impossible – Dan C (aka Mister Trekster)

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.7: Nonsenseland

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:35:21 +0100

The fourth wave landshift has displaced the humans to Nonsenseland. Dotty has also arrived – could these events be connected? Mr. Nonsense has been exiled. Mr. Happy has gone quiet. And a secret cassette sets things in motion. Miss Scatterbrain forgets her own house is missing, Mr. Dizzy accidentally starts a fire, and tensions rise as everyone tries to figure out what’s going on in France.

Perfect for fans of spiralling chaos, unreliable memories, and sprawling mystery.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Miss Dotty – Ejikeme Etudo Mr. Nonsense – Simon Jackson Mr. Silly – Rob Jones Mr. Greedy – Pete Hazell Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh Mr. Snow – Flute the Voice Miss Scatterbrain – Mandy Woods

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.8: Misterland

Thu, 03 Apr 2025 21:46:09 +0100

The dawn of Misterland. Buildings are built, roles assigned, and everyone finds their place — or tries to. But already the cracks are beginning to show. Bossy takes charge, Greedy starts hoarding, and not everyone agrees on what kind of place Misterland should be.

Perfect for fans of worldbuilding, quiet rebellion, and the early days of imagined utopias.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Miss Lucky / Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint Mr. Lazy / Mr. Tickle – Chris Hirst-Bartlett Mr. Bump – Adam Grant Mr. Rush – Michael M Miss Neat – Ellen Forrest Mr. Grumpy – Jordan Wistuba Mr. Greedy – Pete Hazell Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.9: The Dig

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 11:14:52 +0100

The host steps back for this episode, allowing the Topsy-Turvyland resistance, Miss Contrary, and the patriarch himself to speak for themselves. Mr. Messy tells us the sorry story of the dig, and we begin to uncover the underhand machinations of Mr. Clever.

Perfect for fans of unreliable narrators, twisted truths, and resistance tales in upside-down lands.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Miss Contrary – Freya Storch Mr. Messy – Peter Baker Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Mr. Grumpy – Jordan Wistuba Miss Neat – Ellen Forrest Mr. Rush – Michael M Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint Mr. Forgetful – John Lewis Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.10: The Nit-Wits

Tue, 08 Apr 2025 10:39:27 +0100

Miss Trouble tell her about her life in the Barrel of Trouble, her problems with Mr. Worry and the problems with a new breed of Mr. Men. The nit-wits.

 

Cast (in order of appearance): Miss Trouble – Mandy Woods Mr. Worry – Jon Bonner Mr. Rush – Michael M Mr. Mischief – Jordan Wistuba Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.11: The Purge

Wed, 09 Apr 2025 13:33:14 +0100

Cast (in order of appearance): Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Miss Neat – Ellen Forrest Mr. Silly – Rob Jones Mr. Grumpy – Jordan Wistuba Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Messy – Peter Baker Miss Scatterbrain – Mandy Woods Miss Fun – Lara C

With additional sound bites from: Mike Morris, Ejikeme Etudo, Jamie A, and Simon Jackson

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

Believe it or not, this episode was inspired by true events. A few years after Roger Hargreaves’ untimely death in 1988, French publishers Hachette Jeunesse released a series of Mister Men books to tie in with an official cartoon. These were written by Viviane Cohen and Evelyne Lallemand.

There were 24 titles—all in French—and, you guessed it, only 13 were ever published in English. The other 11 Mister Men never made it off the magic bus.

For years, fans have urged British publishers Farshore to translate and release the missing books, crediting their authors. You can help by visiting the show notes and signing the long-running petition. Thank you for your support.

 

Petition · Publish Missing Mr. Men Little Miss Characters as Physical Books in the UK - United Kingdom · Change.org

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Ep.12: Mr. Snow & Mr. Funny

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 10:54:48 +0100

Mr. Snow reveals his secret of shame — the reason he stayed loyal to Mr. Happy. But Miss Bossy has had enough. As she starts a revolution, Snooty and Naughty come face to face with Mr. Funny, and the lines of loyalty are redrawn once more.

Perfect for fans of difficult choices, power shifts, and long-awaited confrontations.

Cast (in order of appearance):

Mr. Snow – Flute the Voice

Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Small – Mike Morris Mr. Mischief – Jordan Wistuba Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Miss Neat – Ellen Forrest Mr. Greedy – Pete Hazell Mr. Rush – Michael M Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Ep.13 Remember the Mr. Men

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 19:36:11 +0100

The powerful conclusion. Mr. Mean takes us on one last adventure, Mr. Mischief reflects on what’s real, and the haunting tale of Mr. Miserable is finally told. As the dust settles, we hear from nearly everyone — the cast, the world, and maybe even the truth.

Perfect for fans of layered endings, ensemble storytelling, and revelations that change everything.

Cast (in no particular order):

Mr. Bump – Adam Grant Mr. Clumsy / Mr. Fussy – Richard Ashwell Miss Contrary – Freya Storch Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh Miss Dotty – Ejikeme Etudo Mr. Forgetful – John Lewis Miss Fun – Lara C Mr. Greedy – Pete Hazell Mr. Impossible – Dan C (aka Mr Trekster) Mr. Lazy / Mr. Tickle – Chris Hirst-Bartlett Miss Lucky / Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Miss Magic – Fi Marchant Mr. Messy – Peter Baker Mr. Mischief / Mr. Grumpy – Jordan Wistuba Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint Miss Neat – Ellen Forrest Mr. Nonsense – Simon Jackson Mr. Nosey – Benjamin Goff Mr. Rush – Michael M Mr. Silly – Rob Jones Mr. Small – Mike Morris Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Snow – Flute the Voice Mr. Strong – Jamie A Mr. Tall – Darren O Miss Wise – Autumn Rose Mr. Worry – Jon Bonner Miss Trouble / Miss Scatterbrain – Mandy Woods

Some characters played themselves — courtesy of AI-generated voices from ElevenLabs, helping us bring the full cast to life.

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link


Trailer: Little White Books (Unofficial Mr. Men Podcast Series)

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 18:35:31 +0100

LISTEN TO THIS TRAILER Mr. Men & Little Miss — reimagined for grown-up ears. A full-cast audio drama told through interviews, testimonies, and archive tapes. At times funny, at times unsettling, this is a story about memory, power, and the tales we were told as children. What if Mr. Happy wasn’t so happy? This is a reinterpretation of the original Mr. Men & Little Miss — with secrets, betrayals, missing characters, and a world far stranger than you remember.

Cast (in order of character name)

Mr. Bump – Adam Grant Mr. Clumsy / Mr. Fussy – Richard Ashwell Miss Contrary – Freya Storch Mr. Dizzy – Paul Walsh Miss Dotty – Ejikeme Etudo Mr. Forgetful – John Lewis Miss Fun – Lara C Mr. Greedy – Pete Hazell Mr. Impossible – Dan C (aka Mr Trekster) Mr. Lazy / Mr. Tickle – Chris Hirst-Bartlett Miss Lucky / Miss Bossy – Nicola Proctor Miss Magic – Fi Marchant Mr. Messy – Peter Baker Mr. Mischief / Mr. Grumpy – Jordan Wistuba Miss Naughty – Velenzia Spearpoint Miss Neat – Ellen Forrest Mr. Nonsense – Simon Jackson Mr. Nosey – Benjamin Goff Mr. Rush – Michael M Mr. Silly – Rob Jones Mr. Small – Mike Morris Mr. Snooty – Pete McGiffen Mr. Snow – Flute the Voice Mr. Strong – Jamie A Mr. Tall – Darren O Miss Wise – Autumn Rose Mr. Worry – Jon Bonner Miss Trouble / Miss Scatterbrain – Mandy Woods

Disclaimer: This production is unofficial and is not connected to, approved by, or licensed by the rights holders of the Mr. Men and Little Miss characters. Mr. Men and Little Miss are trademarks of THOIP, a Sanrio company. All rights to the original characters and stories belong to them.

You’ll also hear versions of the theme song “All Friends Together” throughout the series. The original was written by Dave Cooke.

The Mr. Men and Little Miss characters were originally created by Roger Hargreaves. The books are published in the UK by Farshore, an imprint of HarperCollins, and in France by Hachette Jeunesse.

Direct MP3 link