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Say I Slew Them Not: An Adult Queer Fantasy Noir Podcast


20 episodes


Solo Fantasy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Say That I Slew Them Not is an adult queer fantasy noir where Les Miserables meets Peaky Blinders plus anthro crocodiles Kingsley, an anthro crocodile rebel leader, is being tried for war crimes he definitely committed. To save his life (and maybe stop WWIII - no guarantees though), he’ll manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley tortured, into publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in war crimes of their own. What? He’s done worse. Content Warning: racism, fictional slurs, suicide, death, trauma, drug use, miscarriage


Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Solo

Narrator: First Person

Genres: Fantasy, Noir

Framing device: Show within a show

Soundscape: Sound effects & music

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Episodes:

Episode 4 - Kingsley’s Trial Interrupted by Protestors Reading the Names of Ilkhatal Murdered by Hevian Soldiers and Police

Tue, 25 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT

After witnessing the murder of an innocent Ilkhatal, Kingsley joins the separatist organization the Ilkhatal Liberation Army (ILA).


Content warnings for this episode include police brutality.


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Episode 3 - "Claiming Martyrdom Does Not Justify War Crimes," States Prosecution in Kingsley's Trial

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

A pamphlet honoring the dead of the Battle of Trippé and promising revolutionary violence.


Content warnings for this episode include: mass death,colonial violence, war, physical maiming and disfigurement, extreme loss, and racism.


⁠Sound and Song credits⁠


Check out our website:⁠ https://www.theferdariangazette.com/ ⁠for episode extras.

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Episode 2 - Opening Statements Read at Kingsley Trial

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

In the first chapter in his memoir, Kingsley Montivelo experiences both national pride and extreme police brutality.


Content warnings for this episode include: police brutality and violence, racism, fictional racial slurs, and murder.


⁠Sound and Song credits⁠



Check out our website:⁠ https://www.theferdariangazette.com/ ⁠for episode extras.

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Episode 1 - Kingsley Montivelo, Former President of Heva, Charged With War Crimes

Tue, 18 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT

Alexander Phillips, traumatized reporter for the Ferdarian Gazette, is editing the memoir of a potential war criminal. Better than facing their demons, rights?


Content warnings for this episode include references to self-harm, suicidal thoughts, torture, and war. 


Sound and Song credits


Check out our website:⁠ https://www.theferdariangazette.com/ ⁠for episode extras.

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Special Announcement from Nazima Page, Editor-in-Chief

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 19:42:56 GMT

Special Announcement: Say I Slew Them Not has been delayed until March 18, 2025.


Join me on March 18, 2025 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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BTS: Noir Tropes in Say I Slew Them Not

Wed, 25 Sep 2024 11:30:00 GMT

Common noir tropes you'll find in my queer adult fantasy podcast: Say I Slew Them Not.


Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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BTS: Fantasy Tropes in Say I Slew Them Not

Wed, 18 Sep 2024 11:31:00 GMT

Some common fantasy tropes you'll find in my queer fantasy adult noir podcast: Say I Slew Them Not.


Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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BTS: What is Fantasy Noir

Wed, 11 Sep 2024 11:21:00 GMT

My definition of fantasy noir.


Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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BTS: What Does Gender Mean to a Crocodile Person?

Wed, 04 Sep 2024 11:14:00 GMT

A preview into how my crocodile characters understand and express gender.


Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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BTS: Writing an Aro-Ace Podcast Featurette

Wed, 28 Aug 2024 11:30:00 GMT

A behind the scenes look at what it means to write an aro-ace podcast


Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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BTS: How Queer is Say I Slew Them Not Featurette

Wed, 21 Aug 2024 11:45:00 GMT

A BTS look at just how queer is my queer adult fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not?


Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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BTS: Being an Aro-Ace Agender Writer Featurette

Wed, 14 Aug 2024 11:36:00 GMT

A BTS look at how my gender and sexual identity influenced the creation of my queer adult fantasy noir: Say I Slew Them Not

Join me on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


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Follow me on Instagram

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Meet the MC Alexander Phillips Featurette

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 13:30:00 GMT

Meet Alexander Phillips the traumatized journalist with too many axes to grind when it comes to Kingsley.


Then join us on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.

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Meet the MC Kingsley Montivelo Featurette

Wed, 29 May 2024 13:00:00 GMT

Meet Kingsley Montivelo, an anthro croc-deer hybrid being tried for war crimes he definitely committed.


Then join us on September 28th, 2024 to listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not.


Music by Grand_Project from Pixabay

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Welcome To The World Of Telamacre Featurette

Wed, 15 May 2024 13:30:00 GMT

Welcome to the world of Telamacre, the setting of my adult fantasy noir podcast Say I Slew Them Not. Listen to the featurette and learn a few basic facts about the fantasy world my anthro crocodile deer hybrid people call home.


Then listen to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not on September 28th, 2024.

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Teaser Trailer - What? He's Done Worse

Mon, 06 May 2024 14:30:19 GMT

Kingsley has done a number of terrible things in his life. Manipulating a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley once tortured into publishing classified documents is near the bottom of the list.


Learn more about Kingsley's horrible crimes by listening to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not on September 28th, 2024.

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Teaser Trailer - I Want the Truth!

Wed, 13 Mar 2024 11:45:00 GMT

As a reporter, Alex's number one job is to report the "truth" but what happens when the truth is fickle? Find out by listening to the first three episodes of Say I Slew Them Not on September 28th, 2024.


Music was created by Grand_Project

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Teaser Trailer - I Love Who He Used To Be

Wed, 14 Feb 2024 12:45:00 GMT

Devin and Kingsley have been friends through thick and thin, but when the revolution requires Kingsley to make unforgivable decisions, Devin questions their friendship and his own role in Kingsley's revolution.


Music by Natureseye

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Teaser Trailer - No Justice

Thu, 28 Dec 2023 05:02:12 GMT

Listen to the new teaser trailer for Say I Slew Them Not an adult fantasy noir podcast about Kingsley Montivelo, a queer anthropomorphic crocodile desperate to throw blame for his war crimes on everyone around him. If he's going to hang, he's not going to hang alone.


song credit:
Edge of Darkness Music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay


Police Sound Effect from Pixabay Gunfire Sound Effect from Pixabay

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Teaser Trailer - People Are Terrified

Thu, 28 Sep 2023 22:14:45 GMT

A teaser trailer for the upcoming adult, fantasy noir podcast: Say I Slew Them Not.


Kingsley, an anthropomorphic crocodile being tried for war crimes he definitely committed, must manipulate Alex, a traumatized journalist whose wife Kingsley once tortured, into saving his life by publishing classified documents that will implicate the rich and powerful in their own war crimes.


What? He’s done worse



song credit:

Edge of Darkness Music by Leigh Robinson from Pixabay

Dark night by Daniel Hourtoulle from Pixabay

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