Episode 17 - Avoid The Toilets!

Sat, 14 Jun 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Training starts for the recruits and its revealed to them that the crisis is about demons and not about refugees as is being reported in the press cover up. The Reporter is exhilarated as this is great for his report. The Reporter is next in the toilets which are visited by the Illuminati and he overhears them mention the kidnapped Bruce Tomahawk. The Goth spies tell Efuhofcn about the planned attack, so he goes to raise his demon army again to face this threat. If he defeats the Temple then all of the demons will flock to his side again. The Illuminati find the Chief Exec hiding in some toilets; they've heard about the planned march and tell him that if it goes ahead he will be kidnapped like Bruce Tomahawk.

This episode stars;

Michael Berryman

Nicholas Vince

Trev and Simon

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Nathan Nurrah, Jon Ian Dredge, John Mitchell, Brandon Armitage, Shaun Gregson, Florian, Beverley Griffiths, Louis Thomsen, Lee Norton

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional Sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 16 - Backhanders & Brown Stuff

Sat, 07 Jun 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Steve is impressed with Zing's attitude and wants to make him his managerial apprentice. The Chief Exec arrives and tells Steve that he wants the Temple to attack immediately. As they're not ready yet Steve won't do it unless they're given a large amount of extra money which would include a kick back to the Chief Exec. The Chief reluctantly agrees. The Reporter is horrified to see that his old film crew and his replacement at the news desk, Tiffany Towers, are at the Temple to interview Steve. They laugh at him, humiliating him. Steve reveals in the interview that the first mission into the Demon Zone will happen immediately. This outrages Cheng and Kok as it's too soon and their recruits will get beaten hard. Steve forces the plan through anyway.

This episode stars;

Michael Berryman

George Wilson

Wai Wong

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Nathan Nurrah, Jon Lea, Jon Ian Dredge, Gina Bee, Dan Scott, Phil Ward, Chris Ball Hero

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 15 - The World According To Steve

Sat, 31 May 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Steve and the Temple managers visit the Temple. While being given a tour by Cheng he critisises and undermines all the work that's been happening here. He cites health and safety work and cost cutting excercises. His solutions make no sense and verge on the ridiculous but Cheng is forced to accept them after Steve threatens him with the sack if he doesn't. 

This episode stars;

George Wilson

Wai Wong

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Nathan Nurrah, Phil Ward, Dan Scott, Kai Brian, Dan Schreiber, Chris Ball Hero

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound Recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 14 - Dawning Of The Temple

Sat, 24 May 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The Good Wizard meets the demons. Pqeddcyg tells him about the hardships they endure in Hell and how they don't want to return and face them again. The Good Wizard tells them to join his union and he'll fight for their rights with Satan. He'll get them a fair deal, then once done they'll surely return to Hell voluntarily. At the Temple Cheng and Zing are interviewing potential recruits. Dub Master Swift, The Reporter and the three Goths all join the Temple. The Good Wizard returns to the Chief Exec and tells him that he's signing the demons up to his union and is going to organise a demonstration march for them to walk through the city. This distresses the Chief Exec as it will ruin his deal with the Illuminati. He needs the Temple to remove the demons before this can happen.

This episode stars;

Michael Berryman

Wai Wong

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Gina B, Roy Restell, Paul Cooper, Ben Carroll, Jon Lea, Leigh Valentine, Chris Ball Hero, Warren Baker, Jon Ian Dredge, Lee Norton, John Mitchell, Brandon Armitage, Shaun Gregson

Written, directed, produced and edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 13 - It's Not Pyramid Selling!

Sat, 17 May 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The Good Wizard visits the Demon Zone; he meets the Council Rep and tells him that the Temple of the Killer Tiger Monkeys are coming to the city. The Rep feels threated by this news as they'll take all the credit and his efforts will go unnoticed. The Hunter visits the demons to ask for money as his drunken Ebay purchases have emptied his bank account. The demons can't help until they have left the Demon Zone. The Rep contacts Efuhofcn and warns him of the Temple's soon arrival. Efuhofcn will take care of the Temple in exchange for the Rep praising him to Satan whenever they manage to make contact with him. Efuhofcn then tasks his Goth slaves into infiltrating the Temple to become his spies there. The Good Wizard makes his way through the Demon Zone whereupon he meets the Hunter who signs him up to his pyramid selling scheme.

This episode stars;

John Altman

Nicholas Vince

Adam Deacon

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Jon Ian Dredge, John Mitchell, Jon Lea, Leigh Valentine, Louis Thomsen, Gina Bee, Ben Carroll, Roy Restell, Paul Coopoer, Chris Ball Hero

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 12 - We Unhappy Few

Sat, 10 May 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The Chief Exec meets the Illuminati in the toilets to renegotiate the deal. Here he is shown the kidnapped rock singer Bruce Tomahawk and he's told that if he doesn't uphold his end of the bargain he'll end up like Bruce. The demons in the Demon Zone have become disillusioned by being trapped in there. Efuhofcn and Dhoiufg are in the Demon Zone in secret, they change their forms to disguise themselves. They walk through the zone speaking to demons they find to gather information and discover that the demons are now powerless and cannot be banished. 

This episode stars;

Michael Berryman

Nicholas Vince

Trev and Simon

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Louis Thomsen, Jon Ian Dredge, Ben Carroll

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 11 - We Want Capes!

Sat, 03 May 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The temple members go to meet the temple management at a restaurant to present their report. The senior manager is called Steve and he pulls the report apart and ridicules the members. He cuts all of their requests and presents them with inadequate replacement ideas, all to save money. This humiliates the members, Kok is enraged but Cheng is philosophical. The city council execs try to contact Satan again but another failure prompts the execs to rebel and they bring forward their union rep, called the Good Wizard, to cause problems. The Chief Exec manages to persuade them to continue the rituals. The Good Wizard asks if he can go and mediate with the demons, the Chief Exec is happy to get rid of him.

This episode stars;

Michael Berryman

George Wilson

Wai Wong

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Nathan Nurrah, Jon Lea, Phil Ward, Dan Scott, Neil Jayne, Dan Schreiber, Roy Restell, Paul Cooper, John Mitchell, Chris Ball Hero

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 10 - Enter The Temple

Sat, 26 Apr 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Members of the Temple of the Killer Tiger Monkeys are shown the Demon Zone, this is the area where the demons reside and the city council have now fenced off trapping the demons inside. These members; Master Cheng Fu, Ying Wa, Zing Te, return to thier camper van to discuss the size of the job, then what equipment and facilities they need to complete it. These requests are to be compiled into a report which is to be presented to temple management for approval. That night Cheng Fu beats up some dangerous thugs. In the morning they meet Kok Wang, he has returned from a long stay in Thailand. It's a happy reunion also Kok and Ying are lovers. They discuss the report and Kok is dismayed by the out of date typewriter that will be used and that the report has to be presented in half an hour.

This episode stars;

Wai Wong

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Ben Carroll, Nathan Nurrah, Paul Cooper, Roy Restell, Kai Brian, Chris Ball Hero, Warren Baker, Jon Lea

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 9 - Three Girls & A Minstrel

Sat, 19 Apr 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Efuhofcn and Dhoiufg, talk to the Goths before Efuhofcn enslaves them. Some police fight with demons who have taken the Hunter's sigil. These demons can't use their powers and are able to be hurt. The Hunter is in his bedsit and releases his magical Minstrel from his box. He then proceeds to get drunk and fall asleep. When he wakes he finds that lots of expensive and random items have been bought using his Ebay account. Wondering how he'll pay for all of this he summons a demon who knows everything. The demon signs him up to a pyramid selling scam before warning him about the Minstrel. 

This episode stars;

Nicholas Vince

John Altman

Adam Deacon

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Dan Scott, John Mitchell, Brandon Armitage, Shaun Gregson, Phil Ward, Paul Cooper, Roy Restell, Warren Baker, Dave Bray, Louis Thomsen

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 8 - Top Brands Available!

Sat, 12 Apr 2025 13:00:00 +0000

Two competing temples present their pitches to the city council to win the demon removal contract. One is the Shrine of the Flying Attack Dragons and the next is the Temple of the Killer Tiger Monkeys. The council opt for the Tiger Monkeys as their focus on cost cutting impresses them more than the Shrine's ability to get the job done properly. The Goths find the vortex machine and whilst trying to steal it from under the noses of its guardians they accidentally disrupt it. This opens the vortex releasing Dhoiufg and Efuhofcn. The demons gather and burn the Hunter's sigil into the bodies making them immune to banishment but also meaning they lose thier powers.

This episode stars;

Doug Bradley

James Pax

Michael Berryman

Simon Bamford

George Wilson

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Brandon Armitage, Shaun Gregson, John Mitchell, Ben Carroll

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 7 - Safari Hats & Magic Trousers

Sat, 05 Apr 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The city council execs meet to discuss the demon hunters. Two temples have been found and are to be invited to compete for the demon removal contract. The Hunter tries to sell some captured demons to collectors but no-one wants to buy them. He then bumps into some demons who escort him to meet the others. The Goths decide to investigate the vortex machine which got left behind in the park. The Hunter meets the demon leaders and tells them of a way to prevent their banishment back to Hell, a technique which burns a specific sigil into their bodies. The demons give him money that they've found and promise him more if he releases further demons for them. The Reporter is abandoned by his film crew and sets of on his own to finish his demon report.

This episode stars;

Doug Bradley,

Michael Berryman

John Altman

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Lee Norton, Brandon Armitage, Shaun Gregson, John Mitchell, Gina Bee, Ira Miskovic-Harrell, Beverley Griffiths, Jon Lea, Jon Ian Dredge, Leigh Valentine

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 6 - Back To Business

Sat, 29 Mar 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The city council executives meet to discuss the demon situation and decide to make a deal with the Illuminati to cover the whole thing up. The Chief Exec of the council is met by representatives of the Illuminati in the toilets and they broker a deal. He returns to the others and they then try to contact Satan through the use of dark rituals. The ritual fails, Satan doesn't appear. The execs discuss the demons again and an idea is presented to bring in a team of specialist demon hunters to remove them all. The Reporter is in his news van planning his expose on the demons. He sees on the TV that the demon situation is being covered up. His editor tells him to delete his current report and instead report on the demon crisis as being refugees or else he'll lose his job. He decides to ignore his editor and pursue his report on his own. 

This episode stars;

Michael Berryman

Trev and Simon

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Ben Carroll, Gina Bee, Roy Restell, Paul Cooper, Dan Scott, Dan Schreiber, Neil Jayne, Beverley Griffiths, Jon Ian Dredge, Lee Norton

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering

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Episode 5 - The Demon Park Party!

Sat, 22 Mar 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The party starts, Dub Master Swift plays the DJ decks. Efuhofcn is angered by the party and goes with his demon army to break it up. Yertafgryn is left captive with the vortex machine. The police are alerted to the party. The Council Rep orders the police chief to break up the party. The Reporter reports to camera about the party. The protestors outside the party, hear the noise and start to riot. Efuhofcn's demons clash against the demons who are protecting the party. The bass from the party starts to affect the vortex machine. The police arrive and attack the party. The bass vibrations topple the vortex machine releasing the trapped rebel demons. The rebel demons led by Pqeddcyg capture Efuhofcn and Dhoiufg and trap them in the vortex. The rebel demons rush down to attack Efuhofcn's demon army. Pqeddcyg offers amnesty to the defeated demons. 

This episode stars;

Adam Deacon

Nicholas Vince

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Paul Cooper, Jon Ian Dredge, Lee Norton

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 4 - The Party Starters

Sat, 15 Mar 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The Goths in the park meet Yertafgryn and Weuifo and tell them of plan to have a party in the demon's park to raise awareness of their plight. The demons come up with a plan to use the Goth's sound system to destabilise the vortex machine, release the captive demons and then escape the camp. Dhoiufg finds Yertafryn and takes him prisoner. The Goths prepare the party. Super star DJ Dub Master Swift arrives to play at the party. Yertafgryn is brought before Efuhofcn. The vortex machine is close by.

This episode stars;

Doug Bradley

Simon Banford

Nicholas Vince

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Shaun Gregson, Brandon Armitage, John Mitchell, Louis Thomsen, Paul Cooper, Jon Ian Dredge

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme Tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 3 - Annex The Vortex!

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:02:00 +0000

Efuhofcn sits on his throne of burning cars with the vortex machine in sight. The Council Rep has alerted him to the news that there is a new demon in the camp who had disrespected him and who should be found and punished. That demon is Yertafgryn. Efuhofcn agrees to find him as the Council Rep blackmails him. He sends out his enforcer the giant demon Dhoiufg to track him down. Three goth protestors break into the camp to try and make contact with the demons. As Yertafgryn chats with Weuifo about the vortex machine Dhoiufg busies himself beating up demons as he tries to find him. 

This episode stars;

Doug Bradley

Nicholas Vince

Simon Bamford

Adam Deacon

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Shaun Gregson, Brandon Armitage, John Mitchell, Louis Thomsen, Ira Miskovic-Harrell, Paul Cooper, Ben Carroll

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 2 - Camp Pain

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:01:00 +0000

Yertafgryn reaches the park where his brethren from Hell are located but he is confused to find access to the park is shut off. Police guard the entrance and scores of protestors picket the police lines. After causing a commotion he attracts the attention of the Council Rep who is responsible for the demons in the park. Yertafgryn is captured and is brought before the Council Rep who he then disrespects before walking off into the park. He finds that the park isn't a gathering of demons hell bent on mischief and chaos. It is subdued and miserable instead. As he walks on wondering at the misery, he discovers his old friend from Hell, Weuifo, who wastes no time in getting reaquainted with him. Weuifo explains the politics of the camp and how his allies are held prisoner in a vortex by the king of the camp, a demon called Efuhofcn. 

This episode stars;

Doug Bradley

Simon Bamford

Adam Deacon

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing;

Paul Cooper, Roy Restell, Lee Norton

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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Episode 1 - Demonic Party Antics

Sat, 08 Mar 2025 13:00:00 +0000

The mercenary and ruthless Hunter, intent on opening Hell to bottle demons to sell to specialist collectors, summons the demon called yertafgryn. Realising that this demon has no resale value he releases him. Yertafgryn has never been to Earth before and wanders off to explore. He soon finds that other released demons have congregated in a local park and he goes off to join them.

This episode stars;

Doug Bradley

John Altman

Narration by Dr. Hugh Pincott

Also appearing; 

Jon Lea, Warren Baker, Gina Bee, Joe Sunder

Written, directed, produced, edited by John Mitchell

Co produced by Chris Ball Hero

Sound recorded by Chris Ball Hero, Louis Thomsen

Theme tune by Ged Grey

Additional sound engineering by Andrew Doc Collins

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