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Getting You Home On Friday


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Creator: Mike Jones and Iley Jones


Full cast Comedy Anthology Audio Drama


Synopsis:

A comedic selection of skits and radio plays to get you home at the end of the week. Come home to funny, bizarre and punny stories that’ll take you from Ancient Rome, to the Australian Outback, haunted hotspots and the streets of akin to a Noir film and the world beyond. Old style comedy with some new twist. Let’s Get You Home on Friday.


Language: English

Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Anthology

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: None

Genres: Comedy

Framing device: None

Soundscape: Sound effects & music

Maturity: Mature

Completion status: Not applicable

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Episodes:

Getting You Home On Friday Trailer

Fri, 10 Jan 2025 16:02:51 +1100

First sneak peak into our new comedy series, Getting You Home On Friday!
Join as for some chuckles, some laughs, wit and humour every Friday :)

You've been listening to the voices of: Cheng, Gavin Jones, Hester van der Vyver, Linda Chong, Nate Gothard and Thomas Taufan.

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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1. Romans, Magic and Ghosts, Oh My!

Fri, 07 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Dive straight in to the first chuckle worthy episode of GYHOF.

We travel to Ancient Rome with Caesar and the hardships of ruling #slayqueen,
a short skit to warm the cockles in the middle and finish with the first episode of Paranormal Patrol
where unexplained anomalies draw a chaotically funny team to find ghosts. Or whatever it is making
those weird sounds.

Join us for a laugh at the end of a very long week.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

On the Roman Nose: Markus Rectum

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Nero

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Cheng as Markus

Linda Chong as Intercom 

 
Short Skits: None Shall Pass
Thomas Taufan as Mage

Nate Gothard as Serf

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely's Head E1

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean and Mary

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Cheng as William

 

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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2. News and the Sound of Nothing

Fri, 14 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Second episode bringing you News as it breaks, before it breaks you. As well as the challenges of Rome with love and war, and the ongoing investigations at the old gaol at Lady Loosely's Head.

Will Caesar remember his wife's loving words? Will Buster and the gang find the things that go bump in the nights? It's all exciting, all exhilarating (and chuckle worthy) here on Getting You Home On Friday!

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.

Credits:

News, Yekaslov

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

 

On the Roman Nose, Letters

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice
 

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head E2

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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3. Why Tanks Toots

Fri, 21 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

In Episode 3, the Delegation of the Hun visit Ancient Rome with an intriguing deal, we follow the Sheep Trials in Tasmania and the team make contact in Paranormal Patrol. Physical Contact. Just not the kind Buster wants.

Go on, have another chuckle on a simmering Friday, bursting for the weekend ahead.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.

Credits:

On The Roman Nose : Toots

Nate Gothard as Caesar 

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus and Wolfgang 

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom 

 

Short Skit: Sheep Dog

Thomas Taufan as Announcer 

Hester van der Vyver as the Judge

 

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head E3      
Gavin Jones as John
Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost
Hester van der Vyver as Jean
Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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4. I Love A Sunburnt Sausage, Some Books and Ghostly Pains

Fri, 28 Feb 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Ah, another end of a week, sit back, or sit on the edge of your seat, either way, as our Paranormal Investigators find out the true meaning of "24", we join a very enthusiastic reader and critic for a weekly book club and chew the cud with Ed & Ted in the Australian Outback.

Friday, just one step closer to the weekend.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.

Credits:

Paranormal Patrol,  Lady Loosely’s Head E4

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

 

Book Club

Linda Chong as Presenter

Hester van der Vyver as Dr. Earnest P.Squintly 

 

Ed & Ted,  Flood of 0’69

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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5. Aunt Agatha, Watches and a Firm Stool

Fri, 07 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

It's a very special Friday with a loving letter from everyone's favourite Aunt Agatha, as well as our two Aussie Farmers taking it easy outback and the eccentric team, Paranormal Patrol, dodging that which they wish to find (Ghosts, it's Ghost's). Puns, dry humour and smiles all round for this Friday, no matter the weather.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.

Credits:

Aunt Agatha, Everest

Hester van der Vyver as Aunt Agatha

Cheng as Lou

Linda Chong as Abigail

 

Ed & Ted, Time Flies

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

 

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head, E5

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

 
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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6. Dogs, Dodecahedrons and a Gold Star for Pete.

Fri, 14 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

Friday I'm in love, with some good old fashioned soap opera drama, a very good dog on the farms at Ed & Ted and some more ghosts busting on Paranormal Patrol. Whose the bestest boy in the middle of nowhere? Will we ever get a satisfying love triangle in an audio series? Will the team on Paranormal Patrol finally get some solid evidence of the unknown? There's only one way to find out, hope you enjoy.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded separately in a different time, reflecting a different era. We acknowledge all unique and glorious individuals.

Credits:

Ed & Ted, Good Dog

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

Iley Jones as child

 

Hospital Drama

Thomas Taufan as Doctor 

Hester van der Vyver as Nurse

Nate Gothard as Narrator 

 

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head, E6

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Voice Over 

Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely


Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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7. What Gives Sensus?

Fri, 21 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

This week, join us, for up to date, startling relevant and punny news, journey back to Ancient Rome where Caesar and Sensus discuss the trials and tribulations of the Colosseum, and join us to hear scary sounds, bizarre noises and inner monologues with Paranormal Patrol. Have they finally discovered some ghosts of the Irish variety?

When you can't cry, you laugh, join us at the end of a bizarre week on this planet we call Earth.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

News, Snodgrass

Thomas Taufan as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack


On the Roman Nose, Old Toothless

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Testiclees, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom 

 

Paranormal Patrol,  Lady Loosely’s Head, Ep 7

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Voice Over and Soldier 

Linda Chong as Petra


Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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8. My Precious Doowdrah Eniuneg

Fri, 28 Mar 2025 06:30:00 +1100

In this stunningly bizarre week of March, we try to humour you with gags, jokes and more gags with Short Skits, On the Roman Nose and Paranormal Patrol. How does Caesar deal with news from overseas? Who left the skid marks on the Marbled Palace floor? Who are the barbarians? And of course we continue our enthusiastic group of investigators as they devise ways to communicate with the dead and their colleagues alike. Buster just can't seem to get the message...

Wishing you a gorgeously lazy or adventurous weekend ahead to leave the week behind.
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits

Short Skits, Power Corrupts

Gavin Jones as PM

Linda Chong as Reporter

 

On the Roman Nose, Barbarians

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Fedux, Narrator, and Guard

Cheng as Markus

Linda Chong as Intercom 

Paranormal Patrol,  Lady Loosely’s Head, E8

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra

 
Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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9. Dry, Dry, Just Not in Question Time

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1100

No matter where in the world you are, you're probably looking for an escape and we have just the thing. Some more spooky, punny adventures with Paranormal Patrol, some Ed & Ted in the Australian Outback, and one of our personal favourites, a skit from Question Time. Some political satire to end the week with. Though with all the political chaos one must ask, how much is too much, and what is satire when everything is a bit of a joke...

Some old school laughs for a modern time, join us a for a chuckle, stay for the laughs. 
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits

Paranormal Patrol, Lady Loosely’s Head, E9

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely 

 

Question Time, Importance of Free Speech

Hester van der Vyver as Speaker

Nate Gothard as Deputy PM

Cheng as Kickatin

Thomas Taufan as Reporter

 

Ed & Ted Dry, Dry!

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern 

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10. Prophecy, Fate and the Odd Bogey

Fri, 11 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday, finish up the week with a smile or a laugh and join Caesar and Sensus in dealing with crime and justice, a short a merry skit to break up the episode and finish with the finale of Paranormal Patrol at Lady Loosely's Head. It's not goodbye forever for the Paranormal Patrol, but they do need to wrap up this investigation and answer once and for all, is the gaol at Lady Loosely's Head haunted? And also who is doing the haunting? Does the HR department need to know about Buster and the Stool? Does insurance handle ghost related accidents? For all that and more, join us on Getting You Home On Friday!

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits

On The Roman Nose, Clemency:

Nate Gothard as Caesar 

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Cheng as Centurian and Clemency 

 Linda Chong as Intercom 

 

Short Skit, Hostiles

Nate Gothard as Pilot

Thomas Taufan as Co-Pilot

 

Paranormal Patrol,vLady Loosely’s Head E10

Gavin Jones as John

Thomas Taufan as Pete and Ghost

Hester van der Vyver as Jean

Nate Gothard as Buster, Soldier and Voice Over

Linda Chong as Petra and Lady Loosely

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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11. For Pittius Sake, it’s Ol’ Blue and Edgar.

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday and we have a nice bag of mixed skits to get you through the week. We bring you political chaos and humour with On the Roman Nose, some good old Australian love for the Blue Heeler in Ed & Ted, and a glorious entrance with one of our favourite Characters, Old Edgar. We explore the beauty of names, lineage, the glories of youth and the importance a good exorcism at the end of a week. 

So sit back, relax and have a laugh at the end of another chaotic week.
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

On the Roman Nose, More’s the Pity

Nate Gothard as Caesar

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Pittius, Voice, and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom 

 

Ed & Ted, Ol’ Blue           

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

 

Old Edgar, Life

Nicholas Papademetriou as Old Edgar

 

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern  

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12. Introducing our Private Dick

Fri, 25 Apr 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday sometime in April and we join our newest Detective on the block, Dick Clever, for an all-round stylistic and amusing approach to crime. Not just any crime, but one involving cod pieces. Disturbingly curious. We then take you to the Doctor's office, where nothing is quite as it seems, and then some amusing storytelling with Ed & Ted. They just can't seem to understand "women folk" these days. In turn, I don't quite understand them so I think we're even. 

Either way, we hope you enjoy another week of skits both short and long, and remember size doesn't matter, as long as it tickles your fancy.

*We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits

Dick Clever, Dick and Doc 

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder 

 

Short Skit, Doctor

Gavin Jones as Doctor

Thomas Taufan as Jenkins

Linda Chong as Secretary

 

Ed & Ted, Compliments 

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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13. Push Bikes, Smokes and one Deliciously Cranky Captain

Fri, 02 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's Friday (somewhere in the world) and we're bringing you hot news straight from the press (don't burn your fingers!), some cooling Australian banter between our beloved farmers Ed & Ted and then heating up again with our deviously delightful Detective Dick! So many temperatures, so many flavours of humour, how could we spoil you so? It's because you deserve it. 

Sit back, relax, and prepare for a quick bite of wonderfully humorous....uh...humour.

 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

News, Push Bikes

Hester van der Vyver as News Anchor

Cheng as Jack

 

Ed & Ted, Give up the Smokes

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

 

Dick Clever, Captain Hickory

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Captain Hickory

Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern 

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14. Caesar, The Archbishop, and a Detective walk into a Bar

Fri, 09 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

During tumultuous changes in this world of ours, we turn to the intelligence, wisdom and understanding of the Archbishop, the diplomacy and gentle rule of Lord Caesar and the incredible justice work by Detective Clever. Scratch that, we turn to the humour that all three worlds provide, with puns, quick wit and more twists and turns than that Labyrinth they stuck that cowman in.

Between visiting the Coliseum for some good old-fashioned entertainment, listening to the bewildering musings of Adhere in Dick Clever and listening to the chaotic mind of the Archbishop, I think we have enough humour to get you through the end of the week.

 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits

Archbishop, Address 

Nate Gothard as the Archbishop 

Hester van der Vyver as Announcer

 

On the Roman Nose, Here Kitty, Kitty

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Pervert 2

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice 

Cheng as Pervert 1

 

Dick Clever, Adhere

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder 

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere

 

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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15. The Humble Potato and Other Stories

Fri, 16 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Three skits and stories to get you through the end of the week before whatever you have planned for this glorious weekend. Join us for more words of wisdom from the Archbishop, some stories about Australian Weather with Ed & Ted and Dick Clever is delivered a hot steamy lead with the hot and steamy Regina (depending on your taste).

Join us for the jokes and quick wit, and stay for the plot. 
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

Archbishop, Potato 

Nate Gothard as the Archbishop 

Hester van der Vyver as Announcer

 

Ed & Ted, Dust Storm

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

 

Dick Clever, Regina and Larry

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Hester van der Vyver as Regina 

Thomas Taufan as Larry the Lemming

Linda Chong as Singer

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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16. Organs, Delegations and an Issue with Jurisdiction

Fri, 23 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

It's wild to think that spring is blooming ever so gently on one side of the planet, autumn falling dramatically in the other and the continual season of confusion flourishes everywhere else. What day is it? Why is the year going quickly? Why do I still have nightmares about High School?

We have all the answers to a bunch of questions (just none of the above) in this week's episode of Getting You Home on Friday. Join us as Caesar and Sensus deal with yet another delegation, Dick Clever finds another lead in the Cod Piece Murders and we have another short and sweet skit for your ears to roll over in delight with.

May your week end well and your organs to be untouched. 
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.

Credits:

Short Skit, Organs

Thomas Taufan as Organist

 

On the Roman Nose, Delegation

Nate Gothard as Caesar and Decievious 

Hester van der Vyver as Sensus

Thomas Taufan as Voice and Guard

Linda Chong as Intercom 

 

Dick Clever, Jurisdiction 

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Cheng as Doc Prodder and Kinky

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere, Ben and Jack

Linda Chong as Barker and Pixie

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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17. Don't Work with Children, Grown or Otherwise

Fri, 30 May 2025 06:30:00 +1000

Children, small, adorable, capable of all sorts of mayhem. Even when fully grown.

Join us for more Dick Clever, Ed & Ted and Short Skits, all full of creative comedy and at times....children. We hope we can put a smile on your dial as we come to the end of another week in this glorious world we call Earth.
 
 *We acknowledge that the introduction of "Ladies and Gentlemen" is not as inclusive as one would like it to be, but was written and recorded in a different time. We acknowledge that the world is full of billions of individuals, all unique and glorious and we wish to invite all those who enjoy a good laugh.
 
Credits:

Ed & Ted, Kids

Nate Gothard as Ed

Cheng as Ted

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

 

Short Skit, What a Day

Linda Chong as Bella

Hester van der Vyver as Skye

Thomas Taufan as Narrator 

Preeya Ahluwalia as Child

 

Dick Clever, Takes Two

Nate Gothard as Dick Clever

Thomas Taufan as Constable Adhere and Captain Hickory 

Linda Chong as Sergeant Kransky

 

Written by Mike Jones and Iley Jones
Produced by Bass Mike Studios and Iris Lantern

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