Rufus #2

Mon, 31 Mar 2025 00:00:00 +0100

In effort to teach his son how to be a man, Phaseolus takes Finally camping in the Bonkshire Forest despite fears of an ominous entity in the woods.

Also, we get a snippet from Finally's newest Sci-Fi romance, Peter's Pendulum, about a man who can time travel by using his male part.

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A Date with the Devilled Eggs

Wed, 19 Mar 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Finally has found love, but will his new girlfriend get in the way of his love of writing and handyman work?

Also, we hear an excerpt from his story, Stalemating, about a promiscuous woman trying to break the curse that turned her into a witch

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Dr. Sausage

Wed, 26 Feb 2025 09:00:00 +0000

Finally's latest story is a hit! Only trouble is it was released under a pseudonym and no one believes he was the real author. Will he be able to claim ownership?

We also hear the first chapter from this story, 1 Bird, 2 Stones, 3 Culprits, about 3 friends on the lam during the Great Depression after one of them murdered a Farmer.

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The Dimming

Wed, 19 Feb 2025 07:00:00 +0000

During a blizzard, Finally holes up in The Underskirt, an isolated historic hotel in the countryside, with only Dappy the bellhop to keep him company. Can Finally stave off impending insanity whilst suspecting Dappy of stealing his last bag of crisps?

Also, we get an extract from his latest horror tale, Spankenloin Escapes, wherein a crazy scientist tracks down a monster he built out of spare genitals.

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Creamery Royale

Wed, 12 Feb 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Finally helps Geraldine track down a thief, but they must infiltrate the cheesy fortress of the Wensleydale Creamery.

Also, we get a snipped of Finally's newest fantasy epic, In Search of the Six Wizzlets.

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Alien Free Zone

Wed, 05 Feb 2025 07:00:00 +0000

After another publishing rejection, Finally consults with a local anarchist to see if he can put his latest sci-fi story in their weekly zine to gain exposure.

We also get a sample from the sci-fi epic, Invasion of the Gorblanxians.

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A Wooden Rainbow

Wed, 29 Jan 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Finally is presented with an amazing but tricky situation: He's hired to do the decking of a renowned publisher - maybe he can finally catch a big break, or maybe he'll look like a pillock when he tries to pitch his story to a client.

Also, we get an excerpt from Finally's latest  Gothic vampire horror, Sweat and Blood.

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Road Trip

Thu, 23 Jan 2025 01:00:00 +0000

Angry at Carlene Shoerack's latest hit medieval romance novel, Finally Abrams decides to write a historical fiction of his own to rival. So, Finally takes his dad, Phaseolus, and love interest, Geraldine, on a research-oriented historical road trip to Pickering Castle, but not everything goes to plan!

We get a flavour of Finally’s newest book, A Naughty North Sea Morning.

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Writer's Block

Wed, 22 Jan 2025 23:00:00 +0000

Finally decides to dedicate his next novella to his mother, who passed away during childbirth. Unfortunately, just as he gets going with it, he's hit with writer's block. Now, he must turn to his closest allies to get him out of his creative rut!

Also, we get to hear the epilogue from Finally’s murder mystery novella, Solomon Catscratch & The Visitor Centre Phantom.

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Pilot

Tue, 21 Jan 2025 07:00:00 +0000

Welcome to Porkborough, West Bonkshire. And introducing... 
Finally Abrams, handyman by day, [unpublished] sexual renegade gentleman writer by night!

In today's excerpt from his diary, Finally has another rejection from a publishing house and tries to balance the sadness it brings while having to fix up the Rovers' skirting boards. We also meet Phaseolus (his potty-mouthed father) who is no respite, Geraldine (his surly love interest) who is a bit of respite, and Carlene (the subject of his envy as she's been published) who makes him feel worse.

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