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The Mysterious CHIRP


8 episodes

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Synopsis:

Purser Sammi Love has achieved a quiet yet fulfilling life as the certified accountant aboard the not very important Mysterious CHIRP traversing the Caprimulgiform galaxy. After another typical day reconciling ledgers, Sammi stumbles upon a shocking discovery (hint: it's a dead body). There's more than meets the eye on this regular old boat ship carrying mid-level merchants, a group of traveling players, and a small handful of minor dignitaries barely worth mentioning. The stakes are get-lost-in-space high and the quirky crew are in way too deep. This laugh out loud sci-fi meets mystery will delight science experts, Star Wars fans, and diehard nerds alike as a sweet, charming, and marginally scientifically accurate portrayal of travel aboard a spaceship of accidental chaos. Featuring the voices of Sanya Simmons, Julienne Irons, and John G. Hertzler and creator Holly Adams in partnership with the sound design majors at Michigan Tech University, you can't miss a single minute of The Mysterious CHIRP (Sammi is counting on you).


Language: English

Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: None

Genres: Science fiction, Crime and Mystery, Comedy

Framing device: None

Soundscape: Sound effects & music

Maturity: Young adult

Creator demographics: / LGBTQ+ / Neurodivergent

Character demographics: / BAME/BIMPOC / LGBTQ+ / Neurodivergent

Country of origin: United States

Ad-free option: Patreon

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Episodes:

Between the Seasons Adventure: "The Child"

Mon, 04 Aug 2025 01:39:00 +0000

In this one-off adventure starring Lt. Luke Canon, we go noirishly rogue.

Planetside on Hot L 5, Canon is on the job, his handler Chandler is on his case, and the perp is on a crime spree. Join us in the hot city streets of Yorksburg, where a lonely gumshoe is just trying to do the right thing.

This month's non-profit is Running to Places. Running to Places (or R2P, as it’s usually known) brings middle & high school students together from across Tompkins County and beyond to make friends and develop critical life skills through the art of theatre. Participation and tickets are 100% FREE. You can help by becoming our newest R2Patron. https://www.runningtoplaces.org/

CAST, in order of appearance:

Joey Steinhagen as Lt. Luke Canon

Connor Fleming as Chandler the Handler

Holly Adams as the snotty lady

Dee Alvis as Sindarin and VEEK.

Dialogue editing by Rainey Alexiev.

Music by Ryan Terrell and Jonah Rady. Additional sound provided by Riverside.fm

This episode is sponsored by the incredible Yasmin Tuazon, for which we are incredibly grateful. You can find Yasmin's directing and performance work at Graphic Audio.

 

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Between the Seasons: Interview with Mindy Quigley, mystery writer

Fri, 04 Jul 2025 01:27:00 +0000

In which we explore why "Murder is sometimes a laughing matter", science and character inspirations, and the role of sci-fi and mysteries in forwarding social justice.

We also discuss Mindy's latest series, the Deep Dish Mysteries, her fabulous character development, and the social themes woven into her narratives. 

Mindy reveals that her favorite sci-fi shows are Star Trek and Doctor Who, which shape her storytelling.

This month's non-profit is the Blacksburg Interfaith Food Pantry, serving families in Blacksburg and McCoy for over 35 years. The BIFP is run entirely by volunteers, and at this time, the needs of the community are greater than ever. Learn more by emailing bburgifp@gmail.com or at their website at https://blacksburginterfaithfoodpantry.org/

Short Mindy Bio:

Mindy Quigley is the author of two lighthearted mystery series. Her latest, the Deep Dish Mysteries (Minotaur-St. Martin’s Press) was a Woman’s World book club pick and has been featured in ParadeMilwaukee Magazine, and the Seattle Times.

Mindy’s non-writing career is stranger than fiction, having taken her from the US to the UK, where she worked as the personal assistant to the scientist who cloned Dolly the sheep and as project manager for a research clinic founded by the author J.K. Rowling.

Between the Seasons episodes alternate interviews with single-episode character adventures, and have minimal post-production.

The Mysterious CHIRP theme song is by Ryan Terrell. Additional music courtesy of Riverside fm.

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And They Would Have Gotten Away With It Too

Wed, 04 Jun 2025 05:08:00 +0000

Episode 6: And They Would Have gotten Away With It Too

In which Sammi and the Scoobies find another anomaly, everyone (including criminals) off-boards at the space station Flying Caravanserai, and Sergeant Boorsha saves the day.

This month's non-profit is the National Association of Voice Actors (NAVA). NAVA is a social impact non-profit association created to advocate and promote the advancement of the voice acting industry through action, education, inclusion, and benefits. NAVA also provides crisis funds. You can donate at https://navavoices.org/donate/.

BLURB:

Purser Sammi Love has achieved a quiet yet fulfilling life as the certified accountant aboard the not very important Mysterious CHIRP traversing the Caprimulgiform galaxy. After another typical day reconciling ledgers, Sammi stumbles upon a shocking discovery (hint: it's a dead body). There's more than meets the eye on this regular old boat ship carrying mid-level merchants, a group of traveling players, and a small handful of minor dignitaries barely worth mentioning. The stakes are get-lost-in-space high and the quirky crew are in way too deep.

This laugh out loud sci-fi meets mystery will delight science experts, Star Wars fans, and diehard nerds alike as a sweet, charming, and marginally scientifically accurate portrayal of travel aboard a spaceship of accidental chaos. Featuring the voices of Sanya Simmons, Julienne Irons, and John G. Hertzler and creator Holly Adams in partnership with the sound design majors at Michigan Tech University, you can't miss a single minute of The Mysterious CHIRP (Sammi is counting on you).

CREDITS

Cast, In Order of Appearance:

Dr. Erin MacDonald as Dr. Svai Muir
Carman Wilson as Chief Mate Weathers McQueen
Sanya Simmons as Purser Sammi Love
Jesika Cooney as R.A.V.E.N.
Joey Steinhagen as Lieutenant Luke Canon
Farrah Haidar as Lony Gyver
Cindy Kay as Sergeant Boorsha
Shaun Scott as Jacelyn Mox
Emily Babin as Junia Michaels
Susan Cooper as Fred
JG Hertzler as Ambassador Bartok of WARF, the water and air resources foundation
Andrew Joseph Perez as Skip Tanner
Connor Fleming as Dadita
Tai Bennett as Malku
Jon Vertullo as Ian
Dr. Robert Forsythe as Himself
Julienne Irons as DCI Ofelia Bridges
Holly Adams as Marchand Yaru
Yasmin Tuazon as Professor Lomin
Andrew Joseph Perez as the bored Med Tech
And Cheryl Holling as the Fussy Lady

Additional Voices provided by Rainey Alexiev, Isaac Bowman, Luigi
Casadei, Isaac Nooe, Otto Nelson, Christopher Plummer, Zayn
Shafer, and Brendan Sommer
Special thanks also to Christopher Miles for content consultation and overall nerd
awesomeness. This project is made possible in part with SOS grant funding from The Community Arts Partnership of Tompkins County.

Post-Production Team:

Sound Effects Designed by Rainey Alexiev, Jack Summers, and Madison Brown
Dialogue Editing and Soundscaping by Rainey Alexiev and Jack Summers
Music Composition by Jonah Rady, Ryan Terrell and Alex Hernandez
Sound Supervision by Christopher Plummer and Music Supervision by Jeff Sherwood
This episode was mixed and mastered by Katelyn Roblee and Bella Dimiceli
With sound effects from freesound.com and soundsnap.com

The Mysterious CHIRP is a monthly science fiction podcast written by Holly Adams and the cast of TMC and produced by Shearwater Productions and Christopher Plummer at Michigan Tech University. 

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May the 4th Be With You

Sun, 04 May 2025 05:00:00 +0000

Episode 5: May the 4th Be With You

In which a clandestine meeting offers new insights, an epic battle rages through the pub, and the suspects are held in storage closet AA-23.

This month's non-profit is The Trevor Project. The Trevor Project is the leading suicide prevention and crisis intervention nonprofit organization for LGBTQ+ young people. We provide information & support to LGBTQ+ young people 24/7, all year round.

If you or a loved one needs help, you can reach them at https://www.thetrevorproject.org/get-help/

BLURB:

Purser Sammi Love has achieved a quiet yet fulfilling life as the certified accountant aboard the not very important Mysterious CHIRP traversing the Caprimulgiform galaxy. After another typical day reconciling ledgers, Sammi stumbles upon a shocking discovery (hint: it's a dead body). There's more than meets the eye on this regular old boat ship carrying mid-level merchants, a group of traveling players, and a small handful of minor dignitaries barely worth mentioning. The stakes are get-lost-in-space high and the quirky crew are in way too deep.

This laugh out loud sci-fi meets mystery will delight science experts, Star Wars fans, and diehard nerds alike as a sweet, charming, and marginally scientifically accurate portrayal of travel aboard a spaceship of accidental chaos. Featuring the voices of Sanya Simmons, Julienne Irons, and John G. Hertzler and creator Holly Adams in partnership with the sound design majors at Michigan Tech University, you can't miss a single minute of The Mysterious CHIRP (Sammi is counting on you).

CREDITS

Cast, In Order of Appearance:

Carman Wilson as Chief Mate Weathers McQueen
Sanya Simmons as Purser Sammi Love
Dr. Erin MacDonald as Dr. Svai Muir
Joey Steinhagen as Lieutenant Luke Canon
Connor Fleming as Dadita
Jesika Cooney as R.A.V.E.N.
Tai Bennett as Malku
Jon Vertullo as Ian

Cindy Kay as Sergeant Boorsha
JG Hertzler as Ambassador Bartok of WARF, the water and air resources foundation
Farrah Haidar as Lony Gyver
Stephanie Johnson as Xavia Schledhammer
Stephen Benedetti as Tumbler
Andrew Joseph Perez as Skip Tanner
Yasmin Tuazon as Professor Lomin
Holly Adams as Marchand Yaru
Julienne Irons as DCI Ofelia Bridges
Emily Babin as Junia Michaels
Shaun Scott as Jacelyn Mox
And Susan Cooper as Fred
Special thanks also to Christopher Miles for content consultation and overall nerd
awesomeness.

Post-Production Team:

Sound Effects Designed by Rainey Alexiev, Jack Summers, and Madison Brown
Dialogue Editing and Soundscaping by Rainey Alexiev and Jack Summers
Music Composition by Jonah Rady, Ryan Terrell and Alex Hernandez
Sound Supervision by Christopher Plummer and Music Supervision by Jeff Sherwood
This episode was mixed and mastered by Katelyn Roblee and Bella Dimiceli
With sound effects from freesound.com and soundsnap.com

The Mysterious CHIRP is a monthly science fiction podcast written by Holly Adams and the cast of TMC and produced by Shearwater Productions and Christopher Plummer at Michigan Tech University. 

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Whatever Remains, However Improbable, Must Be the Truth

Fri, 04 Apr 2025 06:06:00 +0000

Episode 4: Whatever Remains, However Improbable, Must Be the Truth

In which Detective Chief Inspector Ofelia Bridges grills the passengers, Seargeant Boorsha surprises the Scoobies in the beverage nook, and secret plans are made in the safety of the shower. Julienne Irons and Cindy Kay guest star.

This month's non-profit is the National Association of Voice Actors (NAVA). NAVA is a social impact non-profit association created to advocate and promote the advancement of the voice acting industry through action, education, inclusion, and benefits. NAVA also provides crisis funds. You can donate at https://navavoices.org/donate/.

BLURB:

Purser Sammi Love has achieved a quiet yet fulfilling life as the certified accountant aboard the not very important Mysterious CHIRP traversing the Caprimulgiform galaxy. After another typical day reconciling ledgers, Sammi stumbles upon a shocking discovery (hint: it's a dead body). There's more than meets the eye on this regular old boat ship carrying mid-level merchants, a group of traveling players, and a small handful of minor dignitaries barely worth mentioning. The stakes are get-lost-in-space high and the quirky crew are in way too deep.

This laugh out loud sci-fi meets mystery will delight science experts, Star Wars fans, and diehard nerds alike as a sweet, charming, and marginally scientifically accurate portrayal of travel aboard a spaceship of accidental chaos. Featuring the voices of Sanya Simmons, Julienne Irons, and John G. Hertzler and creator Holly Adams in partnership with the sound design majors at Michigan Tech University, you can't miss a single minute of The Mysterious CHIRP (Sammi is counting on you).

CREDITS

Cast, In Order of Appearance:

Julienne Irons as DCI Ofelia Bridges 

Sanya Simmons as Purser Sammi Love

Cindy Kay as Sergeant BOORSHA

Jesika Cooney as R.A.V.E.N.

Andrew Joseph Perez as Skip Tanner

Susan Cooper as Fred

Yasmin Tuazon as Professor Lomin

Carman Wilson as Chief Mate Weathers McQueen

Farrah Haidar as Lony Gyver

Connor Fleming as Dadita

Joey Steinhagen as Lieutenant Luke Canon

Stephanie Johnson as Xavia Schledhammer

Tai Bennett as Malku

Jon Vertullo as Ian

Post-Production Team:

Sound Effects Designed by Madison Brown and Jack Summers,
Dialogue Editing and Soundscaping by Rainey Alexiev,
Music Composition by Jonah Rady, Ryan Terrell and Alex Hernandez

Sound Supervision by Christopher Plummer and Music Supervision by Jeff Sherwood

This episode was mixed and mastered by Katelyn Roblee and Bella Dimiceli

The Mysterious CHIRP is a monthly science fiction podcast written by Holly Adams and the cast of TMC and produced by Shearwater Productions and Christopher Plummer at Michigan Tech University.

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It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Tail

Tue, 04 Mar 2025 06:01:00 +0000

Episode 3: It's All Fun and Games Until Someone Loses a Tail

In which the ship docks desert-side on planet Banoo, there's mayhem at the marketplace, and suspicions rise at the cop shop. Dr. Erin MacDonald and JG Hertzler guest star.

This month's non-profit is Running to Places. Running to Places (or R2P, as it’s usually known) brings middle and high school students together from across Tompkins County and beyond to make friends and develop critical life skills through the art of theatre. Every young person in grades 6-12 is invited to join R2P. Participation and tickets are 100% FREE. You can help by making a one-time donation – or you can make a bigger impact with a monthly gift when you become our newest R2Patron. https://www.runningtoplaces.org/

BLURB:

Purser Sammi Love has achieved a quiet yet fulfilling life as the certified accountant aboard the not very important Mysterious CHIRP traversing the Caprimulgiform galaxy. After another typical day reconciling ledgers, Sammi stumbles upon a shocking discovery (hint: it's a dead body). There's more than meets the eye on this regular old boat ship carrying mid-level merchants, a group of traveling players, and a small handful of minor dignitaries barely worth mentioning. The stakes are get-lost-in-space high and the quirky crew are in way too deep.

This laugh out loud sci-fi meets mystery will delight science experts, Star Wars fans, and diehard nerds alike as a sweet, charming, and marginally scientifically accurate portrayal of travel aboard a spaceship of accidental chaos. Featuring the voices of Sanya Simmons, Julienne Irons, and John G. Hertzler and creator Holly Adams in partnership with the sound design majors at Michigan Tech University, you can't miss a single minute of The Mysterious CHIRP (Sammi is counting on you).

CREDITS

Cast, In Order of Appearance:

Andrew Joseph Perez as Skip Tanner

Joey Steinhagen as Lieutenant Luke Canon

Sanya Simmons as Purser Sammi Love

JG Hertzler as Ambassador Bartok

Dr. Erin McDonald as Dr. Svai Muir

Farrah Haidar as Lony Gyver

Connor Fleming as Dadita

Dan Pharis as Sevitt

Zayn Shafer & Brendan Sommer as The Assassin

Shaun Scott as Vegetable Merchant

Stephanie Johnson as Cop 1

Susan Cooper as Cop 2

Rainey Alexiev as Bulgarian Cop

Additional Voices provided by Rainey Alexiev, Isaac Bowman, Luigi Casadei, Kaleb Fresonke, Otto Nelson, Christopher Plummer, Zayn Shafer, Brendan Sommer

Post-Production Team:

Sound Effects Designed by Madison Brown and Jack Summers,
Dialogue Editing and Soundscaping by Rainey Alexiev,
Music Composition by Jonah Rady and Ryan Terrell

Sound Supervision by Christopher Plummer and Music Supervision by Jeff Sherwood

This episode was mixed and mastered by Katelyn Roblee and Bella Dimiceli

The Mysterious CHIRP is a monthly science fiction podcast written by Holly Adams and the cast of TMC and produced by Shearwater Productions and Christopher Plummer at Michigan Tech University.

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Something's Afoot at the Stanley K

Tue, 04 Feb 2025 06:14:00 +0000

In which the unscheduled stop at the Stanley K Space Station leads to revelations at the circus show, and the plot thickens. Special Guest Stars: Dr. Erin MacDonald and JG Hertzler, both of the Star Trek franchise.

This month's non-profit is the Movember Foundation,  dedicated to men's health, making a difference in mental health and suicide prevention, prostate cancer and testicular cancer.  https://us.movember.com/

BLURB:

Purser Sammi Love has achieved a quiet yet fulfilling life as the certified accountant aboard the not very important Mysterious CHIRP traversing the Caprimulgiform galaxy. After another typical day reconciling ledgers, Sammi stumbles upon a shocking discovery (hint: it's a dead body). There's more than meets the eye on this regular old boat ship carrying mid-level merchants, a group of traveling players, and a small handful of minor dignitaries barely worth mentioning. The stakes are get-lost-in-space high and the quirky crew are in way too deep.

This laugh out loud sci-fi meets mystery will delight science experts, Star Wars fans, and diehard nerds alike as a sweet, charming, and marginally scientifically accurate portrayal of travel aboard a spaceship of accidental chaos. Featuring the voices of Sanya Simmons, Julienne Irons, and John G. Hertzler and creator Holly Adams in partnership with the sound design majors at Michigan Tech University, you can't miss a single minute of The Mysterious CHIRP (Sammi is counting on you).

CREDITS

Cast, In Order of Appearance:

Carman Wilson as Chief Mate Weathers McQueen

Jesika Cooney as R.A.V.E.N.

Shaun Scott as Jacelyn Mox

Sanya Simmons as Purser Sammi Love

Connor Fleming as Dadita

Susan Cooper as Fred

Andrew Joseph Perez as Skip Tanner

Tai Bennett as Malku

Stephanie Johnson as Xavia Schledhammer

Stephen Benedetti as Tumbler

Dan Pharis as Sevit

Jon Vertullo as Ian

Joey Steinhagen as Lieutenant Luke Canon

Dr. Erin McDonald as Dr. Svai Muir

NASA Physicist Dr. Robert Forsythe, as himself

Yasmin Tuazon as Professor Lomin

Holly Adams as Marchand Yaru

Farrah Haidar as Lony Gyver

JG Hertzler as Ambassador Bartok

Additional Voices provided by Rainey Alexiev, Logan Allore, Isaac Bowman, Luigi Casadei, Connor Crueger, Kaleb Fresonke, Brock Maloney, Otto Nelson, Christopher Plummer, Zayn Shafer, Brendan Sommer

Post-Production Team:

Sound Effects Designed by Madison Brown and Jack Summers,
Dialogue Editing and Soundscaping by Rainey Alexiev,
Music Composition by Jonah Rady and Ryan Terrell

Sound Supervision by Christopher Plummer and Music Supervision by Jeff Sherwood

This episode was mixed and mastered by Katelyn Roblee and Bella Dimiceli

The Mysterious CHIRP is a monthly science fiction podcast written by Holly Adams and the cast of TMC and produced by Shearwater Productions and Christopher Plummer at Michigan Tech University.

 

 

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The Mynock Has Landed

Sat, 04 Jan 2025 06:14:00 +0000

Episode 1:

In which our intrepid ship's Purser discovers a Fiscal Anomaly, questions about the Apollo 11 lead to a humblebrag conversation about all things cryo and condenser, and there's a vac tube emergency. Special Guest Star: Dr. Robert Forsythe, NASA physicist for Apollo 11-17, as himself.

This month's non-profit is 31 Backpacks, an organization that provides food and hygiene products for children in need in Copper County, MI. https://31backpacks.org/

BLURB:

Purser Sammi Love has achieved a quiet yet fulfilling life as the certified accountant aboard the not very important Mysterious CHIRP traversing the Caprimulgiform galaxy. After another typical day reconciling ledgers, Sammi stumbles upon a shocking discovery (hint: it's a dead body). There's more than meets the eye on this regular old boat ship carrying mid-level merchants, a group of traveling players, and a small handful of minor dignitaries barely worth mentioning. The stakes are get-lost-in-space high and the quirky crew are in way too deep.

This laugh out loud sci-fi meets mystery will delight science experts, Star Wars fans, and diehard nerds alike as a sweet, charming, and marginally scientifically accurate portrayal of travel aboard a spaceship of accidental chaos. Featuring the voices of Sanya Simmons, Julienne Irons, and John G. Hertzler and creator Holly Adams in partnership with the sound design majors at Michigan Tech University, you can't miss a single minute of The Mysterious CHIRP (Sammi is counting on you).

CREDITS:

Cast, in order of appearance:

Sanya Simmons as Purser Sammi Love
Jesika Cooney as R.A.V.E.N.

Carman Wilson as Chief Mate Weathers McQueen

Connor Fleming as Dadita

NASA Physicist Dr. Robert Forsythe, as himself

Stephanie Johnson as pub tender Xavia Schledhammer 

Dan Pharis as Sevitt

Stephen Benedetti as pub tender Tumbler

Susan Cooper as Fred

Joey Steinhagen as Lieutenant Luke Canon

Emily Babin as Junia Michaels

Shaun Scott as Jacelyn Mox

Andrew Joseph Perez as Skip Tanner

Jon Vertullo as Ian

Tai Bennett as Malku

Additional Voices provided by Rainey Alexiev, Logan Allore, Isaac Bowman, Luigi Casadei, Connor Crueger, Bella Dimiceli, Kay Fresonke, Brock Maloney, Otto Nelson, Isaac Nooe, and Zayn Shafer.

Post-Production Team:

Sound Effects Designed by Madison Brown and Jack Summers,
Dialogue Editing and Soundscaping by Rainey Alexiev,
Music Composition by Jonah Rady and Ryan Terrell

Sound Supervision by Christopher Plummer and Music Supervision by Jeff Sherwood

This episode was mixed and mastered by Katelyn Roblee and Bella Dimiceli 

The Mysterious CHIRP is a monthly science fiction podcast written by Holly Adams and the cast of TMC and produced by Shearwater Productions and Christopher Plummer at Michigan Tech University.

 

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