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Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

Meet Failyn, a middle-aged squire having a mid-life crisis in the Middle Ages. 🫥

His boss - a knight like he wants to be - sucks ass. ⚔️

A princess he desires is all like nah bro. 👑

And worse, a young page named Arthur is surpassing him on the way to becoming legendary. 🏰


Alas, Failyn is too olde for this shit. 🖕


A scripted audio comedy for the rest of us who aren't destined to be kings.


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CAST

FAILYN THE SQUIRE is Bob Turton

PRINCESS MERRILEE is Abby A-O

SIR MOUNTJOY is Josh Covitt

THUM is Kevin Ocampo

ARTIE (ARTHUR) is James Sie


WITCH (ep 1, 5) is Angelique Perrin

THEATER OWNER (ep 1), MAN IN TOWN (ep 1), KNIGHT (ep 2), BANDIT (ep 6) is Blake Walker

WOMAN IN TOWN (ep 1), LADY WYGAN (ep 2) is Katie Massa Kennedy

SIR CHAZ (ep 3) is Adam J. Jefferis

JILTED PRINCESS (ep 3) is Rachna Khatau

LORD SWYNK (ep 4), MERLIN (ep 6) is Ravi Kapoor

KING (ep 4) is Mark McCracken

PRINCE (ep 4, 6) is Parvesh Cheena

FAKE SPONSOR VOICE is Jaya Subramanian

CREDITS are read by Phil Richards


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WRITTEN & EDITED by Nihar K. Patel


THANKS TO: #1 Writers Group, Sarovar Banka, Christian Bordal, Kathy Egan, Phyllis Fletcher, Sonya Geis, Jack Herrguth, Tod Mesirow, Jonas Oppenheim, Gary Scott, Jay Siebold, Sarah Sweeney, Laura Swisher, Eve Troeh, Michael Vaingauz, Andrew Walsh


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#comedy #history #medieval #MiddleAges #mythology #squires #Arthurian #princess #knight #scripted #fiction #series



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Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Voices: Cast

Genres: Comedy, Historical

Framing device: None

Completion status: Partial

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Episodes:

EP 6 - FAILYN THE...

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:39:30 GMT

Final gambit of the season. I want that sword in the stone gimme that GD sword!


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EP 5 - CAT

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:39:21 GMT

They're pets to you, to us cats are the spawn of Satan. Still useful for my knighthood ambitions methinks.


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EP 4 - BANQUET

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:39:11 GMT

Second try at schmoozing. Gonna do some knight-working (trademarked so don't you dare).


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EP 3 - CHUMS

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:39:01 GMT

You can keep your "friends," I. Want. Chums. They can recommend me for a knighthood. Aye, it's another gambit.


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EP 2 - ADOPTION

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:38:48 GMT

Getting adopted by an heirless noblewoman, that'll put me atop the list for the next knighthood. Don't "bro" me, it could work!


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EP 1 - MIDDLE AGED

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 00:38:37 GMT

If I concoct a scheme to save the Princess from a fake dragon, that'll make me knight-worthy. Oh yeah also gotta keep loosening that sword in the stone!


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TRAILER

Sun, 13 Oct 2024 01:14:25 GMT

It's one minute c'mon you have ONE MINUTE.


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