You've Got to Be Critting Me
14 episodes
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Creator: Travis Stewart
Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
"You've Got to Be Critting Me" is a lively and humor-filled D&D actual-play podcast that follows a group of quirky adventurers as they navigate a mysterious world filled with danger, awkward tavern encounters, and supernatural threats. Across the first few episodes, the team delves into a complex investigation involving strange mutations and missing townsfolk, all while wrestling with their own hilarious character dynamics.
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Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Fantasy
Soundscape: Sound effects
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Episodes:
Mon, 24 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT
Deep beneath the ruined monastery, the party’s plan teeters on the edge of discovery.
With Zaharel still under Malcius’s charm, the adventurers navigate treacherous tunnels, deceiving monstrous enforcers and dodging ancient threats in the shadows. But time is running out—and the rift waits.
As Todd’s rat companion grows more restless, drawn to an unknown power pulsing just beyond reach, secrets begin to surface. Whispers of destiny, ancient magic, and fractured identity swirl in the dark.
When illusions shatter and Guthber reveals his true, monstrous form, the party must make a choice: fight, flee, or fall apart.
⚔️ Tensions rise.
🧠 Minds unravel.
🌌 Fate is no longer a certainty.
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 12: Descent into Darkness
Mon, 10 Mar 2025 05:00:00 GMT
In this thrilling episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, the party ventures deeper into the treacherous ruins of the monastery. When a mysterious druid, Zaharel, emerges from the shadows, alliances are questioned, and Malcius’s charm magic is put to the ultimate test.
With each step, the heroes uncover darker secrets, from the enigmatic rift below to the looming threat of Guthber's sinister plans. As tensions rise and the clock ticks down on their charm spell, they must navigate slippery ledges, ancient causeways, and a deadly maze of steam geysers.
Will they manage to turn an unwilling foe into an ally? And can they reach the rift before disaster strikes? Tune in to find out in this suspenseful chapter of You've Got to Be Critting Me!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Sun, 09 Mar 2025 05:10:08 GMT
Welcome to You've Got To Be Critting Me!, a live play D&D podcast where chaos, laughter, and heartfelt moments collide!
In this inaugural episode, meet our party of adventurers:
🗡️ Sefi, the Goliath Fighter - An ex-conscripted soldier seeking the family taken from her.
🎶 Malcius Sorrow, the Tiefling Bard - A charming musician on the run from his past.
🌿 Thormir Moonsight, the Dwarf Druid - Scouring land and sea to avenge his fallen home.
🧠 Todd Van Wyk, the Half-elf Rogue - An archaeologist and scholar who has been guided by a rat for 40 years.
Our heroes find themselves entangled in the ancient mysteries of Kyranda, a world of magic and danger where a dark being seeks to reshape everything. With the balance of good and evil hanging by a thread, the party must decide whether to rise as heroes or falter under the weight of destiny.
🔍 Will the party unite to face the darkness? What secrets will they uncover? Which way will they tip the balance?
Join us for an epic story, epic rolls, and moments that will leave you saying, "You’ve GOT to be critting me!"
🎧 Subscribe and follow for new episodes filled with adventure, unpredictable twists, and unforgettable characters!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 11: Light is the Weight of Wisdom
Mon, 24 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT
Trapped in the depths of the monastery’s ruins, our adventurers face their greatest enemy yet—puzzles. With spectral hauntings behind them and eerie statues ahead, Malcius, Sefi, Thormir, and Todd must unravel the mystery of a cryptic inscription, a locked lantern, and a glowing orb that definitely doesn’t want to be touched (looking at you, Todd). As frustration mounts and lightning damage stacks, will they crack the code, or will this dungeon claim them as its next set of statues?
Tune in for magical misfires, puzzle-induced existential crises, and the party's ongoing war against doors.
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 10: Possession is Nine-Tenths of the Todd
Mon, 10 Feb 2025 06:00:00 GMT
A simple exploration turns into a haunting encounter as the party delves deeper into the monastery ruins. Between eerie whispers, floating bones, and a cryptic stone door, tensions rise as they uncover a long-forgotten tomb. But when curiosity gets the best of them, they quickly learn that some doors are better left closed... and some spirits aren’t ready to rest. With skeleton battles, risky puzzles, and an unfortunate possession, this episode is filled with chaos, mystery, and just a bit of regret. Will they find the answers they seek, or just more trouble? Tune in to find out!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 9: The Curse of Common Sense
Mon, 27 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT
In this episode, the party delves deeper into the eerie ruins of Almore Island, uncovering unsettling mysteries and facing dangerous foes. With traps, moldy corpses, and a sinister discovery waiting around every corner, they’ll need to rely on wit, magic, and a bit of luck to survive. Will they find the missing villagers in time, or will the island's secrets prove too much to handle? Tune in for thrilling encounters, unexpected twists, and plenty of laughs!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Mon, 13 Jan 2025 06:00:00 GMT
The party continues their journey through the eerie monastery, encountering unsettling visions and uncovering remnants of the past. From a tense standoff with giant rats to mysterious voices and the discovery of cryptic artifacts, their exploration takes a darker turn. With every step deeper into the monastery, the adventurers piece together more of the island’s secrets while facing the growing dangers lurking in the shadows.
Tune in for an episode full of suspense, action, and the ever-present sense of the unknown!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Mon, 30 Dec 2024 22:44:30 GMT
As the party ventures further into the ominous monastery, they encounter unsettling horrors—a half-mutated man, a graveyard of rising skeletons, and the ever-looming threat of discovery. Tensions escalate when a thunderous spell reverberates through the island, culminating in the ominous tolling of a bell that signals danger on all sides. With every step, the adventurers uncover more about the island’s dark mysteries while battling to stay alive.
Don’t miss this thrilling episode packed with eerie discoveries, pulse-pounding combat, and high-stakes drama!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 6: What About the Horses!?
Mon, 16 Dec 2024 07:06:09 GMT
The party sails back to Sestone with Gregor’s reclaimed goods in tow, ready to fulfill their deal. As they reflect on their recent adventures, discussions of strange dreams and lingering mysteries hint at unsettling connections. With new information and an ominous urgency, the party begins preparing for their next journey back to the island to uncover what lies ahead.
Tune in for an episode of reflection, growing intrigue, and preparations for the challenges to come.
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 5: Gnoll Rest for the Wicked
Mon, 02 Dec 2024 06:00:55 GMT
In this episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, our adventurers find themselves navigating a smoke-filled cove as they plan a daring ambush on a gnoll crew. Tensions run high as the team attempts to balance stealth and strategy, only for chaos to erupt when battle breaks out. From critical hits to creative tactics, the party faces off against relentless foes in a fight that pushes their skills—and their luck—to the limit.
Will they emerge victorious, or does danger still lurk in the haze? Tune in to find out!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 4: Battling Bandits and Bad Dreams
Mon, 18 Nov 2024 06:00:07 GMT
In this episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, strange dreams and lingering dangers haunt our adventurers. After a night of unsettling, vivid nightmares, the party awakens with a sense that something sinister is afoot. As they shake off the disturbing visions, they head to Almore island in search of the missing goods. As they approach the shoreline tensions rise as they encounter a suspicious figure. The group has to decide whether to engage or press on, with the mysteries of Almore island just within reach. Now with eerie dreams and real dangers closing in the party prepares for whatever lies ahead.
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Episode 3: Tentacled Tavern Terrors
Mon, 04 Nov 2024 06:00:09 GMT
The party dives deeper into Sestone’s mysteries, meeting a dockworker who shares unsettling rumors of missing townsfolk and ghostly sightings. But their night takes a dark turn back at the tavern when two monstrous, tentacled creatures crash into the kitchen. Forced into a fierce battle, the adventurers realize the dangers are far greater than they imagined and prepare for their next step: heading to the ominous island.
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Epsiode 2: The Tragedy of Rufus T. Boonesaw
Mon, 21 Oct 2024 05:00:31 GMT
In this episode, our adventurers find themselves in a local tavern, where the drinks are strong, and the rumors are stronger. As they send off Erin and prepare for their next steps, they dig into the mysteries surrounding the missing fishermen at the docks. With a potential lead on Almore Island, the party debates whether to question the families of the lost or head straight into the unknown. Tensions rise, drinks are downed, and an arm-wrestling challenge adds some unexpected fun to the night. Will they uncover the truth? Or will their plans get derailed by another round at the bar? Tune in to find out!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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Mon, 07 Oct 2024 04:55:19 GMT
In the very first episode of You've Got to Be Critting Me, our newly-formed adventuring party arrives in the quiet port town of Sestone, only to be thrust into chaos when a young man named Harold stumbles into town, horribly mutated with squid-like features. As the group scrambles to help him, they begin unraveling a mystery involving strange disappearances, dark magic, and eerie transformations. With the help of locals, including a mysterious scholar named Guthber, they begin to investigate the strange happenings—but soon realize they’ve only scratched the surface of a much deeper, darker conspiracy.
Join us as we dive into strange waters, tackle bizarre questions, and encounter our first fishy foes!
DM: Jeffery Jordan
Malcius: Travis Stewart
Sefi: Morgan Gibson
Thormir: Nick Miller
Todd: Bryce Shearer
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