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I Have No Process


10 episodes


Solo Realistic Serial Audio Book


Synopsis:

My name is Nicholas England. I tell stories.

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Language: English

Format: Audio Book

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Solo

Genres: Realistic

Soundscape: Voices only

Completion status: Partial

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Episodes:

"No Voice" // Episode One

Thu, 22 May 2025 07:43:25 GMT

The belly of a horrible engine. Black elephant smiles. One oozing death birth.

Within this symphony of horrors, which are real and which are merely fantasy?

Either way, this conscious flesh of ours is quite peculiar.

SERIOUS CONTENT WARNING: Graphic depictions of various bodies in distress.

Neither for the faint of heart, nor for the prepubescent.

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"71" // Episode Eight

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:22 GMT

The five best bottles of wine in the house. Another two-run game. The final poem.

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"71" // Episode Seven

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:20 GMT

The shade of the entryway. The one thing that circumvents every defense. How common of an occurrence. My little girl.

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"71" // Episode Six

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:19 GMT

Take out the compost.

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"71" // Episode Five

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:17 GMT

Wash your bowl.

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"71" // Episode Four

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:15 GMT

Quality of life. Acknowledging the existence of palliative care. A big party. A pillow.

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"71" // Episode Three

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:13 GMT

17 seconds. 11 home runs. A lifetime contract. The hopes of thousands.

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"71" // Episode Two

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:11 GMT

Time to go downstairs.

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"71" // Episode One

Tue, 10 Sep 2024 22:37:04 GMT

Wireless bras. Riparian cave systems. St. Augustine. A biopsy. And some novel means by which to decompress.

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"Some Idle Sap" / "Daylight"

Thu, 24 Apr 2025 07:52:48 GMT

Two pieces. One of prose. One of poetry. A solitary lark.

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