Excuse Us
17 episodes
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Synopsis:
*Excuse Us* is a darkly humorous, post-apocalyptic radio play set in the quiet town of Joiceville, where something went wrong at the local diner. The series is told through the perspective of Catherine L. Dee, the only survivor, as she recounts the bizarre and traumatic events leading up to the disaster. Through quirky, fragmented episodes, Catherine unravels her story—introducing listeners to the diner’s eccentric staff and the eerie happenings that took place under the surface of everyday life.
Meanwhile, a shadowy corporation known as Blind Corp. looms over the narrative. Behind the scenes, two operatives from Blind Corp work to piece together the mystery of the zombie apocalypse that tore the town apart, questioning Catherine in an attempt to understand the horror that unfolded.
The series blends cosmic horror, dark comedy, and human drama, as it explores themes of survival, corporate overreach, and the madness beneath the surface of a seemingly peaceful town.
Disclaimer:
*Excuse Us* is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. The characters, organizations, and situations depicted in this story are products of the author’s imagination and are not intended to represent any real-world individuals, companies, or occurrences.
*Excuse Us* is an independent audio drama about a town falling apart, a mind cracking open, and the quiet, procedural terror of a corporation that won’t stay dead. Every word, sound, and spiral is crafted by a single human. Some voices are synthesized, but the collapse is entirely handmade.
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Language: English
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: AI voice modulated
Narrator: Third Person
Genres: Comedy, Horror, Post-apocalypse
Framing device: None
Soundscape: Sound effects & music
Maturity: Mature
Content warnings: / Explicit language / Violence
Country of origin: United States
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
Session 2 Episode 5_Excuse Me West Anderson
Sat, 07 Jun 2025 02:38:29 +0000
Company Bravo arrives in Joiceville to complete their mission, but not everything goes according to protocol. Inside the Super Awesome Diner, tensions rise, old wounds reopen, and the line between duty and disaster blurs. As the team confronts strange technologies, personal reckonings, and increasingly unexplainable events, one thing becomes clear: Joiceville doesn’t play by the rules.
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Session 2 Episode 4 - A Day in the life of Dee
Wed, 14 May 2025 16:41:24 +0000
The diner’s alive with noise, nerves, and something just beneath the surface. Old wounds open, strange names resurface, and the coffee burns again. But when reality slips for just a moment, the question isn’t what’s happening… it’s who noticed. Joiceville is compromised. Terminal C is active.
*Excuse Us is an independent audio drama about a town falling apart, a mind cracking open, and the quiet, procedural terror of a corporation that won’t stay dead. Every word, sound, and spiral is crafted by a single human. Some voices are synthesized, but the collapse is entirely handmade.
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Wed, 30 Apr 2025 09:00:14 +0000
In Act 3 of *Fogbound Deceit*, the investigation hits its boiling point. Detective Lake and Detective Pool are closer than ever to uncovering the truth, but the deeper they dig, the more dangerous the secrets of Joiceville become. Blind Corp’s hidden influence looms large as the detectives face new revelations that threaten not only the case but their lives. With a town full of betrayal, manipulation, and corporate power, the stakes are higher than ever. In this explosive conclusion, they must confront the darkness beneath Joiceville—or risk becoming part of its twisted history.
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Wed, 23 Apr 2025 09:00:14 +0000
In Act 2 of Fogbound Deceit, Detectives Lake and Pool delve deeper into Joiceville’s murky underworld. Their investigation leads them to a shady tavern where whispers of secret gerbil racing and Blind Corp’s hidden agenda swirl in the air. With each lead, the mystery thickens—MacDonald’s death seems to be connected to something far darker than anyone anticipated. As they uncover more about the Midnight Runners and their connection to the pharmaceutical giant, Blind Corp, they realize that the secrets of Joiceville are far from over. The deeper they dig, the more they realize they're not the only ones looking for answers.
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Session 2 Episode 1 Fogbound Deceit - Part 1
Wed, 16 Apr 2025 15:36:51 +0000
In this gripping first act of The Mysterious Death of Old Man MacDonald, Detective Lake and Detective Pool are called to investigate the strange murder of a local man, whose body is found with thirteen stab wounds and a bizarre confession. As the investigation unfolds, the detectives uncover a series of eccentric suspects, including a nun with a grudge, a neighbor with a history of threats, and a woman obsessed with spoons. But just as the detectives start connecting the dots, a new player enters the scene: Major Simone. With more questions than answers, the mystery deepens as the fog over Joiceville thickens.
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Thu, 06 Mar 2025 19:00:43 +0000
A Special Announcement from Blind Corp Attention, valued listeners. Congratulations on making it to the end of Excuse Us Season 1. We at Blind Corp are thrilled—and slightly surprised—that you survived this long. But don’t worry. Much like the Hawk Virus, Excuse Us is always evolving. And thanks to our highly dedicated and questionably sane team, Season 2 is already in development. However, a friendly reminder: episodes are never truly final. Much like memory, reality, and legally binding contracts, they are subject to change. You may find that upon revisiting an episode, certain scenes have… shifted. Some lines may appear different. Some entire moments may no longer exist. Were they ever there to begin with? Stop asking. If you find yourself nostalgic for a scene that you swear was there before—one that has since been redacted, erased, or otherwise misplaced in the ever-growing Blind Corp archive—we invite you to visit our Patreon at www.patreon.com/rodpoolart, where all additional content is stored, preserved, and occasionally whispered to in the dead of night. Thank you for your continued loyalty. And remember: Blind Corp is always watching. Even when you forget. Occultis regimus.
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Session 1_Episode 11 - Ashes and Echoes
Thu, 27 Feb 2025 20:54:47 +0000
As Thomas and Miss Dee make their way to the surface after six months underground, the ruins of Joiceville reveal more than just devastation—they expose long-buried secrets. When the truth behind Miss Dee’s identity comes to light, betrayal takes center stage, and Thomas finds himself trapped in a deadly game of deception. In the shadows of the past, only one question remains: Who will rise from the ashes?
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Season 1 -Episode 10 -The Town That Vanished Overnight
Thu, 05 Dec 2024 21:39:20 +0000
Joiceville, N.C.: The Town That Vanished Overnight Joiceville was a quiet, ordinary town—until it wasn’t. Strange illnesses, erratic behavior, and whispers of Blind Corp’s “Hawk Initiative” gave way to chaos. One day, the town simply disappeared, leaving empty streets and haunting silence. But something darker lingers in Joiceville—something hunting anyone brave or foolish enough to return. In this episode, truths are revealed, loyalties are tested, and lines are crossed. Doris and Thomas face off in a deadly confrontation, exposing the twisted philosophy behind the horrors of Blind Corp. Meanwhile, a long-hidden prisoner seizes a chance at freedom, but every step forward reveals a darker truth. The audience is always watching. Will you dare to look closer?
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Session 1 - Episode 09 - Pancakes for life
Wed, 30 Oct 2024 19:13:42 +0000
Inside Blind Corp, a twisted training video reveals the company’s euphemism for “zombies”—the “Audience”—and details the “Hawk Process,” the viral experiment infecting Joiceville. Despite eerie implications of the Super Awesome Diner. Secrets, hidden loyalties, and the unbreakable bond between people daring to confront corporate evil.
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Session 1 - Episode 08 - A Canvas of Rebellion
Thu, 24 Oct 2024 16:19:42 +0000
In Episode 8, Miss Dee introduces the life of her 17-year-old nephew, Dylan. Navigating the complexities of gender dysphoria, a fractured family, and a rebellious streak, Dylan seeks solace in anime, old records, and civil vandalism. Through their artistic defiance and search for identity, Dylan's struggle becomes a reflection of a larger battle—one for visibility, meaning, and survival in a world that keeps trying to box them in. As their quiet rebellion grows louder, questions emerge: how far will Dylan go to make their mark, and will the world ever truly see them?
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Session 1 - Episode 07 - Sizzlin Secrets
Tue, 22 Oct 2024 16:55:30 +0000
In this sizzling episode, we delve into the mysterious past of Jimmy "Sizzlin' Jim" Cooks, a seasoned chef at the Super Awesome Diner. As Jimmy recounts his harrowing experience with fast-moving zombies during his time in the Marines, he hints at the darker truths behind Blind Corp’s involvement in Joiceville’s strange history. But when the conversation shifts to conspiracy theories and hidden secrets, tensions rise. Are Jimmy’s wild claims just the ramblings of a man scarred by loss, or is there more to the zombie nightmare than meets the eye?
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Season 1 - Episode 06 - The Meow Unleashed
Mon, 14 Oct 2024 19:14:51 +0000
Episode 6: The H.A.W.K. Unleashed
Luna McFluffernutter's quiet life shifts when a Persian cat from her late neighbor, Adel Fronto Russets, wanders into her apartment. Investigating Adel’s suspicious suicide, Luna discovers he worked for Blind Corp’s secretive H.A.W.K. Initiative. As she digs deeper, Luna uncovers a dark experiment that may have led to Adel’s death, pulling her into a dangerous web of intrigue.
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Season 1 - Episode 05 - Waitress 1
Wed, 14 Aug 2024 17:46:05 +0000
Season 1 - Episode 05 - Waitress 1
Hawk Juice???
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Season 1 - Episode 04 - Scene 1: The Morning at the Diner
Thu, 06 Jun 2024 17:47:54 +0000
Let's set the scene and some expectations...
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Season 1 - Episode 03 - Hidden Depths
Wed, 05 Jun 2024 19:34:52 +0000
Episode 3 - Hidden Depths
In picturesque Joiceville, North Carolina, secrets simmer beneath the surface. As the town gears up for the annual Fall Festival, the shadowy presence of Blind Corp. stirs old grudges and hidden tensions. Amidst the charm of quaint houses and friendly neighbors, Joiceville reveals its mysterious side, where the line between truth and fiction blurs.
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Session 1 - Episode 02 - Let it “sink in”
Wed, 05 Jun 2024 18:59:56 +0000
Episode 2 - Let it “sink in”
At 5:17 a.m., Ms. Dee reflects on life's unpredictability and her nephew Dylan's struggles. As she recalls a past birthday dinner's emotional fallout, Agent D. Willson arrives, hinting at deeper mysteries. This episode blends introspection, family bonds, and an air of unfolding intrigue.
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Session 1 - Episode 01 - Through the Haze
Thu, 16 May 2024 15:57:46 +0000
Miss Catherine Lynn Dee finds herself in a stark, sterile room opposite Agent T. Wilson, facing an interrogation that delves into the depths of her recent experiences. Battling exhaustion and anxiety, she navigates the tension-filled dialogue, revealing fragments of a complex narrative shaped by familial strife, personal turmoil, and unresolved conflicts.
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