Blades in Paradise
49 episodes
(Actual number of episodes significantly different than number of episodes as recorded in database.)
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Creator from RSS feed: Bard Rock Network
Database Creators: Bard Rock Network
Synopsis:
In a world without fossil fuels, steam is the way of the future, or so they say in the city of Paradise. Join us in this TTRPG Actual Play of Blades in the Dark where the players are trying to make Paradise live up to its name- with crime.
Language: English
Format: Audio RPG
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Soundscape: Music
Maturity: Mature
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Episodes:
Bonus: It's the Great Mallenweenmas, Riley Brown
Thu, 29 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0500
It's a nostalgic bash as three teens work the holiday shift at the Circuit City mall. What starts as a quiet night turns to terror as a horde descends on the unsuspecting trio. Will they survive the shift or will the fall to the furry fury?
Starring:
Riley as the GM
Jim as Duncan Donut
Justin as B. Dalton Bookseller
Domi as Tiffany Andco
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
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Thu, 15 Jan 2026 00:15:00 -0500
The time has finally come to find out what dirt Benny had on Lantern Corp in his train locker. What dark secrets will ESPN uncover?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Domi as Liberty Mutual
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E32: The Truth About Paradise
Wed, 31 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0500
ESPN takes time to rest, recover, and grieve in Tightwad after their adventure at Famous Films before Stirling's old friend, Liberty Mutual, pays them a visit to help spread the Truth about Lantern Corp.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Domi as Liberty Mutual
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Bump in Paradise 3: Melee League
Thu, 18 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0500
It's all out war as the Salvation Slammers fight to rescue their captured teammates.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega
Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry
Riley as Starbuck Coffee
Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Bump in Paradise 2: A Zakk of Their Own
Thu, 04 Dec 2025 00:15:00 -0500
Disaster strikes as the Salvation Slammer's manager is kidnapped along with the rest of the team. As they race to save him they get help from an unlikely source.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega
Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry
Riley as Starbuck Coffee
Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Bump in Paradise 1: Battle Ball an Underdog Story
Thu, 20 Nov 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The Salvation Slammers Tour bus takes a wrong turn and gets lost before finding its way to an oddly vacant theme park, Famous Freddie's Fantastic Fun Land.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the "Gator" Aiden Bega
Justin as Luscious Lucious Loganberry
Riley as Starbuck Coffee
Bump in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jex J. Thomas's Bump in the Dark system, which can be found on Last Pine Press.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 06 Nov 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The tides turn as ESPN makes a daring comeback! But what will it cost them? Will they be able to save their friends and family before Famous Nathan's gang of outlaws do his dirty work?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 23 Oct 2025 00:15:00 -0500
Get ready for a rip roaring battle as ESPN hope to escape the claws of death. Amidst the furious fighting comes quite a lot of spiritual awakening. Will our heroes make it out of this one alive?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 09 Oct 2025 00:15:00 -0500
After Stirling derails Nathan's train plans, the crew of ESPN continue to navigate his machinations at Famous Films.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 25 Sep 2025 00:15:00 -0500
Let the games continue! Each member of ESPN finds themselves in a tight spot as Famous Nathan continues to play the odds.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
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Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 11 Sep 2025 00:15:00 -0500
We're back with ESPN this week. Bennie's trial is interrupted as each member of the group finds themselves engaged in life-threatening games.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Glades in Paradise 5: Keep Moving Forward
Thu, 28 Aug 2025 00:15:00 -0500
It's the explosive finale for the Florida M.E.N. As friends and foes collide. will they make it out alive?
Starring:
Jim as the GM
Paul as Fischer Price
Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant
Justin as TwoDeals Meier
Riley as Tawny Wildcard
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Glades in Paradise 4: It's a Small World After All
Thu, 14 Aug 2025 00:15:00 -0500
It's an episode of stunning revelations for the Florida M.E.N. Can they help save the soul of the park before it's too late?
Starring:
Jim as the GM
Paul as Fischer Price
Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant
Justin as TwoDeals Meier
Riley as Tawny Wildcard
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Glades in Paradise 3: Main Street Electrical Pa-raid
Thu, 31 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0500
It's magic, mayhem and murder as the Florida M.E.N. infiltrate the Lantern Corp base. While there they learn some surprising information about Walter.
Starring:
Jim as the GM
Paul as Fischer Price
Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant
Justin as TwoDeals Meier
Riley as Tawny Wildcard
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Glades in Paradise 2: Grim Grinning Ghosts
Thu, 17 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0500
Joined by young pirate Bristol "Two-Deals" Meier, the Florida M.E.N. Journey into the sewers below the Happiest Place on Earth and find an assortment of oddities and danger.
Starring:
Jim as the GM
Paul as Fischer Price
Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant
Justin as "Two-Deals" Bristol Meier
Riley as Tawny Wildcard
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Glades in Paradise 1: A Whole New World
Thu, 03 Jul 2025 00:15:00 -0500
We take a break from our regular miscreants to check in with the Florida M.E.N., who have been recruited by Lantern Corp Rivals Bastille Corp. to recover an asset named Walter from "The Happiest Place on Earth".
Starring:
Jim as the GM
Paul as Fischer Price
Queen as Lane "Danskin" Bryant
Justin as TwoDeals Meier
Riley as Tawny Wildcard
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store. Thank you to Evil Hat for including us in your creator program!
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 19 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0500
ESPN have their work cut out for them as they try to save a man from unfair prosecution. Can they win the day against the richest men in Tightwad?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Fri, 06 Jun 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The night before the final proceedings of Benny's trial, the crew of ESPN share some drinks as they reminisce about their leader and friend, Benjamin Franks.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed, in this episode, using Oh Captain My Captain by the One Shot Network.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 29 May 2025 00:15:00 -0500
On May 22, 2025, we tragically lost cast member, Faith "Queenie" Long due to complications from a medical procedure. We are taking the week off to mourn our friend and colleague.
Queen recorded content that will be released throughout the remainder of the year, and we plan to update our content warnings as we approach her final appearances. She was proud of her work and she would want you to enjoy it.
We hope you will join us in celebrating Queen's life on Saturday, June 14 where the network will be collaborating with Random Rhapsody, Agents of DAMNED and Dice Company for a fundraising stream to help her family with medical bills and funeral costs.
Thu, 08 May 2025 00:15:00 -0500
It's a time of inner turmoil as ESPN processes the fallout from recent conflicts.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
[Interstitial Games] Game 0: Character Conversion
Tue, 29 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0500
Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games.
CAST
NoblemanNick as the GM
Riley as Stirling Akred
Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny
Tensei as David VanHellmans
Interstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected by Riley Hopkins. This Booster exclusive game records the next episode AFTER one airs, so you can tell us what you want to see happen next time on our Discord server.
Sat, 26 Apr 2025 00:00:00 -0500
Stirling has been snatched from their home and forced to play a game most deadly. Joining the Bard Rock Patreon or Ko-Fi gives you a voice to help save (or hinder) them in the upcoming death games.
CAST
NoblemanNick as the GM
Riley as Stirling Akred
Khadeja as Rook Nickelpenny
Tensei as David VanHellmans
Interstitial Games is a crossover miniseries using Interstitial 2E: Our Worlds Connected by Riley Hopkins. This Booster exclusive game records the next episode AFTER one airs, so you can tell us what you want to see happen next time on our Discord server.
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Thu, 17 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0500
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Featuring:
Paul as Brock Song
Stephanie as Eddie VanHellmans
Jim as the Good Doctor Winston Theroux
Thu, 10 Apr 2025 00:15:00 -0500
While Winston tries to sabotage the black box footage from the dirigible crash, Lizzie and Stirling confront Julius Orange. A lucid Max has a dinner date with his oldest flame.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 27 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The crew of ESPN finally meet their attorney, J.G. Wentworth from the Johnson and Johnson law firm, as the trial of Benjamin Franks begins!
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with John Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 13 Mar 2025 00:15:00 -0500
It's a week to decompress as ESPN process what happened in the Famous Footwear heist.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Stirling's Game Night 1: The Edge of the Dog
Thu, 27 Feb 2025 00:15:00 -0500
We take a break from the action of the main campaign to visit the crew of ESPN on a rare night off, playing a tabletop roleplaying game in a local bar. Can the party survive Stirling's puzzles, and can Stirling survive the party's antics?
Starring:
Riley as Stirling and the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux / Colby Jack Cheddar
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun / Libby Birdseye
Justin as Maximilian Graves / Shadow the Edge Dog
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E20: Fullmetal Spectrologist
Thu, 13 Feb 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The final showdown atop the high top tower has arrived. Can the crew of ESPN defeat Their robotic foe and his army of near indestructible homunculi super soldiers?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E19: The Dissociation of Famous Nathan
Thu, 30 Jan 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The party scrambles to help Max after he falls. Later some shocking revelations shake ESPN to their very core.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Fri, 17 Jan 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The crew of ESPN have reached the mandatory water level of Famous Footwear. Can they survive a swim with some steampunk crocodiles, and can someone stop that ticking sound?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
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Thu, 02 Jan 2025 00:15:00 -0500
The crew of ESPN have to contend with a bad trip after huffing the fumes of some hot dog water before facing their greatest challenge yet: Tactical Assault Chihuahuas (Otherwise known as "Chihuahuas"). Can they survive the Chihuahua onslaught while experiencing shared hallucinations?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
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Thu, 19 Dec 2024 00:15:00 -0500
With ESPN in hot pursuit of Famous Nathan a clever Lizzie helps the group convey themselves forward. After a quick stop for brownies they are stopped in the name of the law. Dead or alive, they're rolling for initiative.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
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Thu, 05 Dec 2024 00:15:00 -0500
It's a Famous family feud as ESPN infiltrate the Famous Footwear factory. With familicide in the forefront, only fast thinking will favor our friendly faces as they forge forwards.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
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Thu, 07 Nov 2024 00:15:00 -0500
ESPN returns to Tightwad, arms up and forms a posse for their assault in Famous Footwear in the city of Salvation. What dangers and secrets await them in Famous Nathan's Corporate Stronghold?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
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Bonus: The Man Who Shared a Legendary Valenweenmas
Thu, 24 Oct 2024 00:15:00 -0500
In this holiday bonus episode our heroes are enthralled as Max shares the tale of Valenweenmas.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
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C1E13: The Ditty of Doctor Feelgood
Thu, 10 Oct 2024 00:15:00 -0500
ESPN regain a party member and descend into the depths where they find Doctor Feelgood. The good doctor reveals some interesting information about Victor Lorde and Subway. Later they leave the underground and face off against a creepy critter.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
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Thu, 26 Sep 2024 00:15:00 -0500
While Lizzie stays back in Tightwad to wrap up some things, the rest of the party journey to Silver Lake to find the medicinal herbs for the new medical tonics. But they probably weren't expecting to see a bunch of mutated Combat Critters around the lake!
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
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We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E11: A Fistful of Random Junk
Thu, 12 Sep 2024 00:15:00 -0500
Sloppy Joe meets the party in Tightwad with news from Bennie, and a bunch of random stuff. Why did Bennie send them this seemingly meaningless junk?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Fri, 30 Aug 2024 00:15:00 -0500
The crew of ESPN journey to Lizzie's Hometown of Tightwad, where they meet the colorful locals and Swift Taylor seeks revenge on Max.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E9: No City for Melted Ghosts
Thu, 15 Aug 2024 00:15:00 -0500
The party encounters complications from their last job when they find out an old rival of Stirling's, Amazing Grace, has been assigned to investigate the dirigible crash. Max learns something troubling about the city as Winston and Lizzie encounter a serious ghost problem.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E8: Once Upon a Time in Paradise
Thu, 01 Aug 2024 00:15:00 -0500
It's a time of rest and recovery for ESPN as they wander through Paradise. Wounds are patched, deals are struck and schemes are planned.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 18 Jul 2024 00:15:00 -0500
It's a night of wheeling and dealing for ESPN as new bonds are forged and old grudges are laid to rest.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E6: The Sliced, the Diced and the Toasted
Thu, 04 Jul 2024 00:15:00 -0500
A split party leads to fireworks on all fronts.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E5: The Race, the Blimp, and the Weiner Mobile
Thu, 20 Jun 2024 00:15:00 -0500
ESPN spends some time planning how they’re going to beat their hated archrivals, Subway, which include finding a faster mode of transport than the train. Fortunately, Winston knows someone who hates Famous Nathan almost as much as he does.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E4: The Juice and the Squeeze
Thu, 23 May 2024 00:15:00 -0500
The party is asked to ship some troubling cargo by a man named "Julius Orange" before Winston's rival, Famous Nathan, appears to make things interesting.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 09 May 2024 14:00:00 -0500
Licking their wounds after the encounter on the train the party takes some time to catch their breath. Then a crime lord puts the squeeze on the group to deliver some questionable cargo. Caution: episode may contain pulp.
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Thu, 25 Apr 2024 00:15:00 -0500
The party encounters the Swift Taylor gang on the train to Salvation. With barbs and bullets being exchanged in equal measure, who will come out on top once the dust settles? And what's going on with that ghost?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
C1E1: The Crackshot, the Old-timer, the Muscle, and the Conman
Thu, 11 Apr 2024 06:00:00 -0500
Decades ago, society collapsed, but our corporate overlords rebuilt it in their image. Welcome to the City of Paradise, built into the frame of Mount Rainier. Join our heroes, the Express Service Parcel Network, as they make their way through the bustling metropolis and learn what the true meaning of Paradise is.
ESPN are given a job to deliver some rare contraband - children's books. Can they triumph over dastardly challenges like stairs, a sassy teenager, and gravity? Also, what's with all the dead rats?
Starring:
Paul as the GM
Jim as the good Doctor Winston Theroux
Queen as Lizzie Calhoun
Justin as Maximilian Graves
Riley as Stirling
Blades in Paradise is a steampunk dystopian TTRPG Actual Play production performed with Jim Harper's Blades in the Dark system, developed by our sponsor, Evil Hat Productions. You can pick up Blades in the Dark from the Evil Hat Store using Code BARDROCK10 now through the end of June 2024 to save on your order.
We also want to thank viewers like you for making our production possible via our network Patreon and Ko-Fi. Join our network Discord to chat with other fans of the show!
Want to support the Show and pick up some sweet dice? We are now partnered with FanRoll by Metallic Dice Games. Just use our affiliate link and code BARDROCKCAFE at checkout to save 10%. A portion of your order goes to support the show!
We now have merchandise! You can find us on Teepublic!
Wed, 27 Mar 2024 07:00:00 -0500
Welcome to Paradise, the Steampunk Dystopian Capital of New America, where the major cities are built into mountains and a mega corporation runs the entire government. Join the Express Service Parcel Network, or ESPN, as they seek to find out if Paradise is really Heaven on Earth, or if something more sinister lurks beneath the surface!