Cake Check
54 episodes
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Creator: Jon N.
Full cast Comedy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
The show where 5 goobers play DnD, probably not the right way, but they have a good ass time doing it!
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Narrator: Second Person
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Soundscape: Music
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Episodes:
Ep. 27: Kraken Bait - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 19 Apr 2025 10:00:00 GMT
The gang faces down the kraken in an epic battle, hopefully making it back home in time for their grand opening party.
Contains: bat sandwich, Gen X Pooh, organic artifact excavation, Spring of Ennui, Train covers, and much more!
Ep. 26: The Dickromancer - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 12 Apr 2025 10:00:00 GMT
The gang nears the end of their mission, and gets closer and closer to finding and stopping the source of the storm. Also, traps
Contains: fleeing a crime scene, portal mishaps, heavy puzzling, a lethal lever, general anger, and much more!
Ep. 25: ChimpTopia - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 22 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT
The gang ends up in a kingdom of friendly chimps on their journey to stop the storm.
Contains: the wealm of Aquawwor, D.I.C.K.S. without balls, ape romance, decaying drip, straight-up murder, and much more!
Ep. 24: MILF Island - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 15 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT
The gang makes some unlikely allies in their journey to stop the storm.
Contains: beb check, k-pop boys, shitting someone else’s pants, stone critters, and much more!
Ep. 23: Grimbo Mpreg? - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 08 Mar 2025 11:00:00 GMT
While trying to shut down the magical storm, the gang ventures through Aquallor, meets some old friends, and once again goes off the rails along the way.
Contains: oui men, vampire periods, diaries of a teenage pirate, True Pisser, the docking battlepass, and much more!
Ep. 22: Spanking is a Free Action - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 01 Mar 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The gang sets off on their nautical adventure to stop the giant storm ravaging the realm of Aquallor, and they sort of get lost in the sauce along the way.
Contains: crabs to-go, kind of a general weird energy, riddles three, a craving for cutlasses, running from conflict, subsequently getting trapped in a conflict, and much more!
Ep. 21: Pinky & Stinky - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 22 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The gang takes it easy by grabbing some tension-filled açaí bowls and designing their sweet new apartments before they head out on their next big adventure.
Contains: weremeat, secret shoe sniffing, a German Shepherd Macklemore Coat, shark basement, vampire stepdad, and much more!
Ep. 20: Cheetah-Print Casket - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 15 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The gang tempts fate, and it goes very, very wrong.
Contains: an evil twin, a fateful card pull, high elfbars, Bowl Your Dick Off, room X, and much more!
Ep. 19: Boobsnow.com - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 08 Feb 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The gang finally puts a stop to the record that’s taken over the city as they squabble with some radio station goons.
Contains: involuntary webbing, DJ Jackin Off, an emotional support soft boy, accidental Smooth Craig abandonment, and much more!
Ep. 18: That’s My Jeffy - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 25 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The gang infiltrates a local radio station to stop a looping song and saving the city from the wave of uncontrollable krumping. A club banger is born.
Contains: the Amulet of Boneless Wings, Bane or Boon, a sweet sensitive boy, getting woke for pussy, freaking it sensitive-style, and much more!
Ep. 17: Reading is a Sin - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 18 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The gang finally reaches the end of their journey through Arvandor and comes face-to-face with the big bad.
Contains: un-pissing pants, gnawing on it, illiterates united, Mordabella finally getting some tail, and much more!
Ep. 16: Wolf Burgers - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 11 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The D.I.C.K.S. head up the mountain to track down the missing boys, and they get much closer to figuring out what’s really going on with the shadow monster guys.
Contains: irl jello shots, epic snowboarding, imaginary kickflips, an Italian creeper, a very sleepy kobold, and much more!
Ep. 15: Put Shaun in the Chair - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 04 Jan 2025 11:00:00 GMT
The gang continues their harrowing journey into the exceedingly creepy realm of Arborea, fighting some stuff and meeting some wacky new characters along the way.
Contains: Justin Bieber covers, rabies check, general impatience, flopping around on the floor, a prank gone very wrong, and much more!
Ep. 14: A Hike in the Woods - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 21 Dec 2024 11:00:00 GMT
The gang sets out on their new mission to a creepy new realm in search of a relic that's blotting out the sun and wreaking all sorts of havoc.
Contains: grab-and-go breakfast, winter coat shopping, doing an Alan Wake, the Dick Twizzler, bird viscera, and much more!
Ep. 13: Tall Hotties - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Fri, 13 Dec 2024 11:00:00 GMT
The gang goes clubbing! And also they get a new mission from Grimbo, but that’s definitely not the priority yet. Who will bone down this time?
Contains: a little mustard on that ball, remedial sex ed, DIY dental dams, skanking it to Limp Bizkit, a furry-scaley crossover, and much more!
Ep. 12: Swan Boat Jet Skis - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 30 Nov 2024 11:00:00 GMT
The IKREA saga finally comes to an end as the gang gets ready to take down the mimic final boss and embark on a new quest.
Contains: forklift lesbians, bathtub theft logistics, the big bad, victorious honking, magical undies, and much more!
Ep. 11: The Children Yearn for the Mines - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 23 Nov 2024 11:00:00 GMT
The gang continues their trek through the mimic-overrun IKREA, making some unlikely allies and preparing for the big final confrontation.
Contains: mid-life zoomies, recreational IKEA nudity, mimic fondling, evil djungelskog, freezer fighting, and much more!
Ep. 10: MIMIKREA - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 16 Nov 2024 11:00:00 GMT
The gang trudges through their first-ever dungeon at the local IKREA, fighting off a throng of furniture-turned-mimics to track down the source of it all.
Contains: coffee table piss, so much combat, Taki hand, player torture, near-death slumber party games, and much more!
Ep. 9: Coffee Table Love - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 09 Nov 2024 11:00:00 GMT
The gang enjoys their weird gross tacos before getting stuck on their search for the Melder’s original owner, and subsequently taking on a new job that sends them to the local IKREA.
Contains: Fantacialis, a wild swan chase, bar biking, the Takis Experience, and much more!
Ep. 8: Flower Shoppe of Horrors - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 02 Nov 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang battles through the garden gnome onslaught before discovering the source of the magical disturbance, and chasing down a zesty new lead.
Contains: gnome pebbles, an evil swan, the facsimile of a lovely southern woman, chicken nuggie tacos with honey mussie, and much more!
Ep. 7: Gnomed - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 26 Oct 2024 10:00:00 GMT
After a nutritious hungover breakfast, the Coworkers™ embark on a new mission to save a flower shop turned evil.
Contains: Joust Egg, toothbrush sharing, some light B&E, gun fever, a garden gnome massacre, and much more!
Ep. 6: Is This Brat? - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 19 Oct 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang celebrates their first successful quest with a trip to Slut Express™ and Mordabella’s favorite club. Will they smush on any fly honeys or go home alone?
Contains: child bullying, dressing to impress, our little buddy (pictured), juicehead gorillas, grenades, meatball guidettes, and much more!
Ep. 5: KILL OWLBEAR - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 12 Oct 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang leads an all-out assault on the Owlbears to retake the museum and save their new wax friends.
Contains: a pirate ship tank, so many NPCs, dive tackling, Owlbear neutering, cowgirl thirsting, and so much more!
Ep. 4: Mogging with the Gigachad - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 05 Oct 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang continues their journey through the museum and recruits some unlikely allies to help them take down the Owlbears.
Contains: the Penguin Spin, Jimmy Boomjib, nipple talk, too much yes-and, Tabaxi: Origins, and much more!
Ep. 3: Knights at the Museum - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 28 Sep 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang embarks on their first big mission - to track down a mysterious artifact that’s brought a whole museum back to life, and stop a gang of reanimated owlbears from running wild on the city.
Contains: gun shopping, scootists, magic bullets, old west hostage negotiations, high seas hijacking, and much more!
Ep. 2: C.O.D.P.I.B.S.T.U. - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 21 Sep 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang completes their initiation into Grimbo's ultra-exclusive task force, and they prepare to take off on some zany new adventures.
Contains: sneaky creepin, a scorpion-stinging little dragon, a book heist, across the map no-scoping, sweet new phones, and much more!
Ep. 1: Trash Juice - D.I.C.K.S. Out
Sat, 14 Sep 2024 10:00:00 GMT
Welcome to Season 3! In this episode, we meet our all-new cast of characters and they immediately get thrown into a cataclysmic event that changes everything.
Contains: bad cell service, angels everywhere, free muffins, a doomsday PowerPoint, mystery pills and much more!
Ep. 4: S̶e̶v̶e̶n̶ Six Evil Ex-Husbands - Home for the Holidays
Sat, 07 Sep 2024 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, the gang finally manages to track down the missing ring, and they close out their Candlenights festivities with a bang.
Contains: terminator baby, Jason Bourne disease, accidental viagra, ex-Voltron, and much more!
Ep. 3: Ugly Baby - Home for the Holidays
Sat, 31 Aug 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang wraps up their Candlenights celebrations, and gets embroiled in a mystery to track down a very important piece of jewelry that’s gone missing.
Contains: a smattering of grandpas, an uncontrollable doodoo scene, petty theft, door violence, and much more!
Ep. 2: Grandma Grip - Home for the Holidays
Sat, 24 Aug 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang finally arrives at the big Candlenights celebration, and they meet the family!
Contains: ugly baby eating floor trash, the Lego tote, baby momma drama, miracle Pepsi, a surprise appearance, and much more!
Ep. 1: Woo Wee! - Home for the Holidays
Sat, 10 Aug 2024 10:00:00 GMT
In the Season 2 premiere, a brand new cast of characters has to navigate the social minefield of their partners’ family holiday celebrations for the very first time.
Contains: pit perfume, calendar bebs, fighting over Tupperware, Toyotathon, tree mining, and much more!
Ep. 22: Season 1 Bloopers! - Cake Check
Sat, 03 Aug 2024 10:05:00 GMT
All of the weird, silly, and/or dumb stuff we said this season that got cut from the final episodes, all in one convenient place!
This is genuinely the first episode I've felt I should maybe put a content warning on, but here we are
Ep. 21: Season 1 Wrap-Up Chat - Cake Check
Sat, 03 Aug 2024 10:00:00 GMT
Right after the ending of season 1, we all have a nice little chat about the campaign, some extra city building stuff, and what's coming up next for the show!
Ep. 20: Sauce Play - Cake Check
Sat, 27 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT
In the season 1 finale, the gang returns to the Mourningwould one last time to finally orchestrate Hibrite and Grimbo’s big date, and chaos ensues.
Contains: dragon wing shipping, buffalo-based innuendo, drinking games, questionable singing, an earth-shattering twist, and much more!
Ep. 19: KILLDOZER - Cake Check
Sat, 20 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT
After returning from their little vacation/murder mystery, the gang gets back to work and finally tracks down the missing Vault of Dragons.
Contains: the final quest, some light puzzling, an extremely old man, our first major technical whoopsie, a strange energy in the studio, dragon mutilation, and much more!
Ep. 18: The Big Evil Plan - Cake Check
Sat, 13 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang gets some answers about Aunt Shimmy’s killer, and finally learns the true identity of their shape-changing stalker.
Contains: the grand reveal, more beach volleyball, a magic shell party, Cities Skylines D&D edition, beer-loving fat bees, and much more!
Ep. 17: Daggers Drawn - Cake Check
Sat, 06 Jul 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang searches for the truth behind Aunt Shimmy’s mysterious death, and uncovers a conspiracy that goes much deeper than they initially thought.
Contains: a murder most foul, talking plants, lots of impersonation, door opening issues, secret dead relatives, and much more!
Ep. 16: Scandalous Beach Time - Cake Check
Sat, 29 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang visits Wavecrest Manor for Aunt Shimmy’s will reading, and has a silly little time on the beach before things get serious.
Contains: the secrets game, beach volleyball, manatee rides, spin the bottle, cigar juice kissing, epic pranks, and much more!
Ep. 15: An Overlying Theme of Death - Cake Check
Sat, 22 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, the gang gets busted out of jail, finally tracks down their missing magic stone, and heads out on another vacation! (Sort of)
Contains: witness murder, kibitzing over minutia, doppelgängers, swimsuit shopping, uncomfortable taxi rides, buzzfeed quizzes, and much more!
Ep. 14: Polyamorous Applebee’s - Cake Check
Sat, 15 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang finally tracks down their missing nimblewright murder suspect, and goes on a wild goose chase for a magic stone.
Contains: terrorist hunting, Korn remixes, sewer crocs, celebrity guests, a rampage through the city streets, intentional jail time, and much more!
Ep. 13: Cocaine Baby - Cake Check
Sat, 08 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT
Lou Bega and LMFAO arrive to put on the wildest concert in the history of Waterdeep.
Contains: Lou Bega going bugle crazy, walk-in freezer snickers, scatman and the hatman, coffee waterboarding, a mosh pit, starry shots, and much more!
Ep. 12: Shrimp Board - Cake Check
Sat, 01 Jun 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang gets everything ready for the big concert and as usual, gets very sidetracked along the way!
Contains: sinus infection Joker, shrimp & cheese, the best/worst concert lineup ever, Slut Express, a gas station snack trip, croissant tattoos, and much more!
Ep. 11: I Hate Mondays - Cake Check
Sat, 25 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, the gang saves the Gralhund Villa while tracking down the culprit of their murder mystery, and gets sidetracked by a fake heart attack.
Contains: so much on-mic chocolate eating, tiny robot terrorism, EMT assault, sensual bloomin’ onions, and much more!
Ep. 10: Punish Him. - Cake Check
Sat, 18 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang heads out to chase some leads in their city-wide murder mystery investigation that lands them in a sticky situation.
Contains: an IRL near-death-experience, sexy carnies, high stakes hot-or-cold, two very beefy boys, Chance’s favorite Assassin’s Creed 2 animation, and much more!
Ep. 9: Playing Chili's - Cake Check
Sat, 11 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang returns from their trip to Heptios to work on the menu and embroil themselves in a hunt for a killer.
Contains: turtle shibari, a cool parade, R&D, a big explosion, the start of a murder mystery, and much more!
Ep. 8: The Fish Pun Episode - Cake Check
Sat, 04 May 2024 10:00:00 GMT
In this episode, the gang wraps up their Moonfest celebrations in Heptios, and sails off for a boss fight!
Contains: thicc robots, improv comedy, fire-based character development, hot dog water, gold fishing, and much more!
Ep. 7: Fly Me to the Moonfest - Cake Check
Sat, 20 Apr 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang basks in the success of their new restaurant, and takes a much-needed vacation!
Contains: costume shopping, oolong, a secret monster hunt, competitive eating, some good old 1v1 wrasslin’, and more!
Sat, 13 Apr 2024 10:00:00 GMT
In this very chaotic episode, the Mourningwould is officially open for business!
Contains: what the dog doin, uniform coordination, opening night, lots of old friends, chicken tendies, and much more!
Ep. 5: Steamy Spreadsheets - Cake Check
Sat, 06 Apr 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang holds a Mourningwould employee training session, adds some expansions to their tavern, and steals a magical artifact from just the worst dude.
Contains: bathroom logistics, HR-based sexual tension, bean theft, piss checks, a secret sex dungeon, and much more!
Ep. 4: Cool Saxophone Bar - Cake Check
Sat, 30 Mar 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang gets to work on their brand new tavern and hires some staff!
Contains: the detective store, father and child reunion, tavern flipping, everybody trying to get laid, a very smooth special appearance, and much more!
Ep. 3: Enter the Stinkhole - Cake Check
Sat, 23 Mar 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The gang reaches the thrilling conclusion to their rescue mission, visit a fantasy Apple store, and become real estate owners!
Contains: caca water, rat button, a birthday diversion, old friends, new enemies, and much more!
Ep. 2: Kenku or the Egg? - Cake Check
Sat, 16 Mar 2024 10:00:00 GMT
The Gayle Force Five officially begins their manhunt for Volo's "friend," and finds some trouble along the way. Contains: egg drinks, bird assassinations, progressively more evil behavior, makeovers, and much more!
Ep. 1: A Warm Waterdeep Welcome - Cake Check
Sat, 09 Mar 2024 11:00:00 GMT
In this pilot episode of Cake Check, the gang returns from their hiatus and takes their very first steps into the Waterdeep. Contains: drunken antics, sassing a police officer, an impromptu coffee break, a classic bar fight, a very dramatic man, and much more!
Mon, 04 Mar 2024 18:12:58 GMT
Welcome to Cake Check! Join us for the inaugural Setup episode, which covers all the events leading up to our characters' current happenings in Waterdeep. Contains high adventure, occasional murder, assless chaps, semi-pro wrestling, secret criminal organizations, and much more!