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Bed of Roses - The Witcher TTRPG Actual Play


22 episodes


Full cast Fantasy Longform Audio RPG


Synopsis:

Witchers, Kings, Troubadours, Smiths, Doctors, Monsters, and More! The world is full of such people and creatures. But when folks go missing some among the larger group must rise to solve the mystery. Come join our band of professionals as they investigate a string of disappearances. Don't forget your silver and steel swords!


Format: Audio RPG

RPG system: The Witcher RPG

Continuity: Longform

Writing: Improvised

Voices: Full cast

Genres: Fantasy

Soundscape: Music

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Episodes:

S2 Ep9: Blood for Blood

Fri, 16 Aug 2024 16:00:00 +0000

With the hyms dealt with and powerful, hate-fueled magic brewing overhead, The Professionals have one last enemy to deal with before they return to their lives in Machina and beyond. Hopefully, there's no more unexpected news dropped in their laps. ... Right?

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

GUEST STARRING:
Oswald - Jimmy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S2 Ep8: The Price

Fri, 09 Aug 2024 16:00:00 +0000

The time has come. Plans have been put into place and the time to deal with whatever dwells in the basement of the witchers’ childhood home. Will the Hyms take their quarry? Will the godling cooperate with the group? Only time can tell, but stories here always have a happy ending, right?

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

GUEST STARRING:
Oswald - Jimmy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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Hunter: Wayfarer Season 3 HYPE TRAIN

Wed, 07 Aug 2024 16:00:00 +0000

Join hosts Bookkeeper and Latte as they interview Bloodied Porcelain, the Storyteller of Scion: Apotheosis about the upcoming season of our returning show! After Dawn is our weekly studio talk show focused on Hallowed Haven Studio's featured projects and shows. Episodes are available to our $5+ Patrons on our Patreon for the first month, before being released to the general public. So if you want to listen along as we deep dive into episode events and the insights of the Players, Special Guests, Artists, and Storytellers behind our shows; Make sure you join us at https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios!

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S2 Ep7: Bloodlines

Fri, 02 Aug 2024 16:00:00 +0000

The professionals have reached Brynnhilder and Oswald’s childhood home, and unsurprisingly, their descendants have some questions and concerns. They finally get some answers regarding the curse hanging over them, but before they get too far, they learn that somebody is watching them. The question at this point is: what’s real and what’s just a result of the Hyms?

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

GUEST STARRING:
Oswald - Jimmy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S2 Ep6: Going Home

Fri, 26 Jul 2024 16:00:00 +0000

The professionals finally reunite with Brynnhilder, and we almost get to see a Witcher show emotion when she and Oswald. But there's no time to be too sentimental, the professionals still have demons to rid themselves of, and the Witchers’ hometown awaits.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

GUEST STARRING:
Oswald - Jimmy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios 

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S2 Ep5: Not Without Honor

Fri, 19 Jul 2024 16:00:00 +0000

With potential family relations uncovered, the professionals have no choice but to continue their travels while hoping to avoid any trouble on the road. I suppose it's a good thing that the roads of the continent are perfectly safe and no tragedies ever occur on them. Ignore the fog that's rolling in, it'll pass soon.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

GUEST STARRING:
Oswald - Jimmy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S2 Ep4: Not Without Reason

Fri, 12 Jul 2024 16:00:00 +0000

Having survived a vampiric ambush, the professionals continue their journey toward Brynnhilder’s home, hoping to avoid any further complications. Their strange travels grow progressively stranger, as they meet acquaintances both new and old. Only time can tell if these relationships will remain pleasant or if things will take a sour turn.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker

GUEST STARRING:
Oswald - Jimmy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S2 Ep3: Petrichor of Pain

Fri, 05 Jul 2024 16:00:00 +0000

The Professionals set out on the road to reach Brynnhilder’s childhood home, intent on investigating the hyms plaguing them all. Their journey cuts along a forest road and reveals signs of unusual battle and slaughter, and a seemingly safe inn holds secrets none of them could have possibly prepared for.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S2 Ep2: Smiling Shadows

Fri, 28 Jun 2024 16:00:00 +0000

As details of the curse plaguing the professionals slowly reveal themselves, it becomes clear just how badly they need to fix it. Make sure to keep an eye on your shadow and call your local Witcher if you notice it smiling at you

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Op0ening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S2 Ep1: Never Forget

Fri, 21 Jun 2024 16:35:25 +0000

Our professionals have had the chance to settle down thanks to Emperor Emhyr var Emreis, but life can never be simple for such interesting individuals. Only a few months have passed, and strange things have begun happening in the keep. Will the professionals live up to their reputation, or will things crumble around them? Only time can truly tell

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

Direct MP3 link


The Witcher: Bed of Roses Season 2 HYPE TRAIN

Wed, 05 Jun 2024 16:00:00 +0000

Join hosts Bookkeeper and Latte as they sit down and talk with Storyteller Solomon about Hallowed Haven's returning show, Bed of Roses!

After Dawn is our weekly studio talk show focused on Hallowed Haven Studio's featured projects and shows. Episodes are available to our $5+ Patrons on our Patreon for the first month, before being released to the general public. So if you want to listen along as we deep dive into episode events and the insights of the Players, Special Guests, Artists, and Storytellers behind our shows; Make sure you join us at https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios!

Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudio

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S1 Ep10: The Tragedy of Breaking

Tue, 16 Apr 2024 16:00:00 +0000

The time is now, the trap is set. However; the old proverb that the making of plans makes demons laugh might just prove fatal for The Professionals as they make their final play against O'dimm. Will they buy enough time to spare the fated soul of The Contract, or will they come up short when all the cards are down? The answer to this riddle may be harder to guess than it first seems.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Viewer Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.
Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S1 Ep9: Silver and Steel

Tue, 09 Apr 2024 16:00:00 +0000

The Professionals are quickly coming to terms with their choices and the plans they have made. Setting out to gain the favor of the White Wolf and glean the wisdom they need to achieve their goals. The hourglass is ticking away the time, and the tension is rising like the tide or their hopes to break The Contract.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn and Geralt of Rivia - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S1 Ep8: Rage At Your Reflection

Tue, 02 Apr 2024 16:00:00 +0000

Battle rings out for The Professionals! Between old scars and new pains they must navigate their plans to find the White Wolf. Will the wheel of fortune turn in their favor or will the torrent of change rip it free from its place? The time draws near, and the moment of truth approaches.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S1 Ep7: Shattered Glass

Tue, 26 Mar 2024 16:00:00 +0000

Everyone has a price, and it is becoming clear that The Professionals might have bitten off just a bit too much to chew by themselves. New allies and new hands to help with the work means more hands out for their share. Whether in coin, favors, or even blind eyes, the debt must be paid. But the real question is; At what cost?

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

Direct MP3 link


Hunter: Wayfarer Season 3 HYPE TRAIN

Wed, 20 Mar 2024 16:00:00 +0000

Join hosts Grizz and Solomon as they sit down and talk with Storyteller Bloodied Porcelain about Hallowed Haven's returning show, Wayarer!

After Dawn is our weekly studio talk show focused on Hallowed Haven Studio's featured projects and shows. Episodes are available to our $5+ Patrons on our Patreon for the first month, before being released to the general public. So if you want to listen along as we deep dive into episode events and the insights of the Players, Special Guests, Artists, and Storytellers behind our shows; Make sure you join us at https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios!

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

Direct MP3 link


S1 Ep6: Turning the Page

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 16:00:00 +0000

The Professionals take time to heal their wounds and catch their breath after executing their plan and begin to weave together the loose threads they have been collecting. As they take time to reflect on each other's strengths and their own weaknesses, they must look deeply into the mirror. One that may show them their biggest fears.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S1 Ep5: Prophecy in Motion

Tue, 12 Mar 2024 16:00:00 +0000

With a daring rescue plan to fulfill and revelations bubbling to the surface, tensions are hot on The Professionals’ necks. Looking inward to their truest selves, and finding comfort in each other amidst the chaos, may be their best bet on the path to victory.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Viewer Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S1 Ep4: The Key To It All

Tue, 05 Mar 2024 17:00:00 +0000

The Professionals learn more of the nefarious means by which The Prophecy is being brought into reality. Fenix wants to test his mettle, Irileth is willing to do whatever it takes, Brynhilder gathers information and her resolve as an echo of her past whispers closer, and Nienna and Siegryn try their best to protect something more precious than pearls. Everyone knows the rhyme but only the enemy seems to truly comprehend the reason...

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Website: https://www.hallowedhavenstudios.com

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S1 Ep3: The Love that Burns Us

Tue, 27 Feb 2024 17:00:00 +0000

Vipers and cats. Enemies often found in nature now working toward a common goal. In this episode, our Professionals find out more about what makes the children special enough to kidnap, meet another parent who mourns the loss of their child, and encounter more of the people working for Isilgir.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S1 Ep2: Caustic Echo

Tue, 20 Feb 2024 17:00:00 +0000

Children are the future of all worlds and all people, but here some are going missing. Watch as The Professionals delve into the world of the lowly and downtrodden to find a Doppler that might be able to give clues as to their killer’s whereabouts. Knocking on doors never looked so fantastic. Of course what they find later… Looks far more traumatic.

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

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S1 Ep1: From the Cradle

Tue, 13 Feb 2024 17:00:00 +0000

A Noble's son is sick. A magical curse keeps him weak and close to death is the cause. In response the Noble, Einar, has decided to enlist the aid of a Witcher and Sorceress by the names of Brynhidlr and Nienna. Knowing they will need more than themselves alone they entreat Fenix the blacksmith and Irileth the man at arms turned bouncer. While there another pair in the shape of Render the Wolf and Siegryn the Merchant shall join them. It is up to these "Professionals" to find the solution. Someone cursed Einar's son. The only question is... Who?

CAST:
Nienna - Bloodied Porcelain
Fenix - Grizz
Siegryn - Stabbykinz
Irileth - Overthinker
Brynnhilder - Legacy

Game Master - Solomon

Opening Theme: Premiere by Adrián Berenguer

Character Art Commissioned From: Elan

Listener Discretion Advised. This show is intended for a mature audience.

Our Discord: https://discord.gg/hallowedhaven
Our Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/hallowedhavenstudios
Our Twitter: https://twitter.com/HavenHallowed
Our Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/hallowedhavenstudios

Direct MP3 link