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The Goat American Novel



Single-voiced Comedy Serial Audio Book


Synopsis:

Think Bunnicula the Vampire Rabbit meets Babe the Pig, but it’s all goats. An all-ages barnyard comedy thriller from subversive family storyteller Hilde Festerling. This richly-produced, serialized journey will take you deep into goat rivalries, goat hauntings and goat legends, goat nemeses, goat drama. Featuring live music, immersive barnyard gothic sound design, and theatrically performed goat impersonations in full character for you and your family to enjoy.


Format: Audio Book

Continuity: Serial

Voices: Single

Genres: Comedy

Maturity: All audience

Completion status: Partial

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Episodes:

Episode 1: It Was Not Any Barn She Knew

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:33:49 -0800

The start of our journey, in which we meet the farmer and the four kids of the herd, and we listen in on their conversations, their wild goatly imaginings, their dreams...

Discussed: Haunted Barns(?), Spiders are building things with their butts, and FM radio- an old time machine, invisible but all around you.

 

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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Episode 2: The Milk and Wool Producing Animals’ Neighborhood Society

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 13:37:03 -0800

In this episode, we meet the whole herd, and their neighbors, and we see the goats try- and mainly succeed- to boss all the other animals around. But do the goats, sheep, alpacas, or their respective humans, yet scent the danger wafting from the 100 year old barn?

 

 

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

If you are liking this story, please consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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Episode 3: The Ballad of Ruby One-Horn

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 07:25:18 -0800

In which the big sister yearling goats tell the kids a terrifying rural legend about the one-horned goat, and FM receives an unexpected visitor, crossing the borders in dreamland to deliver a message...

Special thanks this week to Courtney Lyons for filling in!

Follow us!

Instagram for behind the scenes fun (and goat videos): https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

The Goat American Novel website, we'll have some fun resources coming there soon: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

If you are liking this story, please consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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Episode 4: The Corn Brings the Chickens, The Chickens Bring the Noise

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 09:59:56 -0800

In which FM reaches out to her neighbors- the familiar and the frightening, the sensible and the strange, for help with her animals while she takes The Seaside Cure. But first, a squirrel.

We have a map of the farms and list of characters up! View the Map and Character Guide Here. Feel free to consult the character list freely (we confess, it's a story with a lot of characters) and, the map is designed to be colored or painted, please feel free to color the map and send us a picture of your work! 

You can find us on instagram @GoatAmericanNovelPod and never hesitate to email us goatamericannovel@gmail.com, send us your questions, let us know where you're listening, what you do while you listen (we've heard reports of family jigsaw puzzling), and most importantly who you're listening with.  With Grandpa at the care home? In the car on the way to school? Curled up in bed with your best stuffie? We need these details.

This episode features the incredible voicework of my full cast, as well as some great live-recorded foley from the folks over at freesound.org, who provided the beautiful creative commons recordings of crows, songbirds, bells and dinner ware which made this episode so beautiful and immersive. Thanks for foley artists dibko, manhawks, applesauceav, and inspectorj for their additions to the audio creative commons.

Enjoy

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Episode 5: Roars, Thunderbutts, Rattling engines

Fri, 23 Feb 2024 16:39:27 -0800

As FM makes her last preparations to drive away and leave Pearl and Sawyer in charge, two of the kids break out in search of apples. Or is it prize-winning pumpkins? Or is it fear itself they'll wind up chasing?

CW: There is one scary moment! We forgot to warn in the intro! Kids, Mangoat and Silver will be fine!

We have a map of the farms and list of characters up! View the Map and Character Guide Here. Feel free to consult the character list freely (we confess, it's a story with a lot of characters) and, the map is designed to be colored or painted, please feel free to color the map and send us a picture of your work! 

You can find us on instagram @GoatAmericanNovelPod and never hesitate to email us goatamericannovel@gmail.com, send us your questions, let us know where you're listening, what you do while you listen (we've heard reports of family jigsaw puzzling), and most importantly who you're listening with.  With Grandpa at the care home? In the car on the way to school? Curled up in bed with your best stuffie? We need these details.

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Episode 6: Tings In Te Barn

Fri, 08 Mar 2024 11:31:21 -0800

In which ouija boards- one regular, one made out of an accursed farm sign- are consulted regarding the supernatural business on the farm. How many ghosts are in this episode? It's not an exact science, but Ruby One Horn is surely here, and at least one haunted cat....

Special thanks this episode to Cora Lyons Smoker, guest starring at the Baker's Daughter. Featured also this week is the foley soundwork of plingavator, kyle'scountry, Rutger Miller, Bevibevel design, and stevious, and Clifford Brown's historic recording of Stardust.

 

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

 

Thanks as always to Ursula Buker, Gabriel Alden, Caleb Alden, Johnny Buker, Erin Alden, Courtney Lyons, and the Steam Brass Band for their ongoing excellent contributions!

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Episode 7: Sawyer Does the Chores. With Literature.

Thu, 21 Mar 2024 22:53:56 -0700

It's time for Sawyer to do the first round of morning chores. But will he be able to do it without striking terror and/or inciting revolution in the hearts of the animals? How will Zipnog cope with no regular supply of The Brown? And what is Goatina up to?

 

Thanks as always to Ursula Buker, Gabriel Alden, Caleb Alden, Johnny Buker, Erin Alden, Courtney Lyons, the musicians of the Electric Unicorn sessions, and the Steam Brass Band for their ongoing excellent contributions!

This week leaned heavily on Foley artists Fun with Audio (breaking class) Debko (morning chorus with birds) Breviceps (crows), Justkiddink (seagulls and waves) and Zabuhailo (door creaking). Thanks for your work!

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

 

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Episode 8: Who, Exactly, Has Got The Power?

Fri, 17 May 2024 10:57:43 -0700

In which a meeting of the Milk and Wool Producing Animals Society collides with a daisy chain, and the yearlings' Demonic Possession theory collides with the awesome force of Squirrel Power. But who, really, has got the power?

Thanks as always to Ursula Buker, Gabriel Alden, Caleb Alden, Johnny Buker, Erin Alden, Courtney Lyons, the musicians of the Electric Unicorn sessions, and the Steam Brass Band for their ongoing excellent contributions!

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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Episode 9: Smash it, Silver. Smash it Good

Fri, 31 May 2024 10:36:14 -0700

In which an unlikely trio of young goats find an old, high, cracked window, and they smash  it good. Goatko Ono shares her wisdom, and her wisdom is kinda gross.

Thanks as always to Ursula Buker, Gabriel Alden, Caleb Alden, Johnny Buker, Erin Alden, Courtney Lyons, the musicians of the Electric Unicorn sessions, and the Steam Brass Band for their ongoing excellent contributions!

Today's crashing smashing waves pounding sounds were made possible by Foley artists animationisac, sclolex, goldendiaphragm, freqman, previsionary, fresco, breviceps, bevildevil, zxaudio, and  justkiddink

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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Episode 10: There's a Gate In The Floor

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 15:40:43 -0700

In which the dangers lurking in the barn begin to reveal themselves. And family dinner gets heated when the new neighbor drops by to borrow some hay.

 

Thanks as always to Ursula Buker, Gabriel Alden, Caleb Alden, Johnny Buker, Erin Alden, Courtney Lyons, the musicians of the Electric Unicorn sessions, and the Steam Brass Band for their ongoing excellent contributions!

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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Episode 11: Everybody Loves Farmer Boy

Tue, 02 Jul 2024 22:06:29 -0700

In which some go totally Crackergoat, and some tell our Farmer Boy how they really feel.

Featuring an epic showdown between Sawyer, champion of the underdog, and Scott, the guy who can't be fussed to pick the soul of  the underdog out of the cracks in his $900 sneakers.

Thanks as always to Ursula Buker, Gabriel Alden, Caleb Alden, Johnny Buker, Erin Alden, Courtney Lyons, the musicians of the Electric Unicorn sessions, and the Steam Brass Band for their ongoing excellent contributions!

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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Episode 12: The Ascendance of Arcturix

Sun, 28 Jul 2024 19:21:31 -0700

In this Season Finale, the existing high caprine drama collides with the imagination and practical skills of  a little brother on the move.

Will all the rising action be wrapped up? No, listeners, we are still in the middle of our saga, but this double episode will settle some questions and hopefully, leave you in bleeting eagerness for Season Two.

It's a long one! Double length, listen as you please at your own pace. Thanks for being our listeners.

Thanks as always to Ursula Buker, Gabriel Alden, Caleb Alden, Johnny Buker, Erin Alden, Courtney Lyons, the musicians of the Electric Unicorn sessions, and the Steam Brass Band for their ongoing excellent contributions!

Where to find me:

The Goat American Novel website: https://goatamericannovel.podbean.com/

Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/goatamericannovel/

Email us with questions and queries at goatamericannovel@gmail.com- Hilde is available for storytelling and workshops at your school or community event in Whatcom county and the Lower Mainland/Fraser Valley

If you are liking this story, please leave us a 5 star review on Apple Podcasts- it really helps- and tell a friend about us.  And consider supporting me through my ko-fi page: https://www.ko-fi.com/goatamericannovel

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