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Cole Steele: Private Eye


31 episodes


Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama


Synopsis:

BANG! You're dead. You've gone to heaven. And now you get to listen to your favorite new podcast, Cole Steele: Private Eye!


Join your favorite private eye duo Cole Steele and Jane Flame as they take on literally any case they can find. They'll uncover dark secrets, fight lava men, travel through time, meet old-timey prospectors, and much more! And don't forget their archnemesis, the evil Berlin Schmidt, Nazi Germany's premier archaeologist/adventurer. That jerk. Cole and Jane will stop at nothing to get paid, I mean, deliver justice!


New episodes every Wednesday! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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Format: Audio Drama

Continuity: Serial

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Full cast

Narrator: First Person

Genres: Comedy, Noir

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Episodes:

Gotcha! Feat. Joe Palana & Paris Adkins

Mon, 03 Feb 2025 05:00:00 GMT

For Pete's sake, our first guest, Joe Palana, tells a roller-coaster of a story about being arrested by the evil Marge Gunderson from Fargo, that needs to be heard to be believed. Then Paris Adkins shares their best shoplifting tips and tricks, and tells about how their love for acting was eventually overshadowed by their love for stealing.



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Gotcha! Feat. April Lavalle & Alex Murdoch

Mon, 20 Jan 2025 05:00:00 GMT

Meet Brad, a forty year old man from Tennessee, his hobbies are...musical theater and Runescape? And he's never seen a movie? GOTCHA!! That's because it's really April Lavalle, you nerd! April tells us about a childhood catfishing strangers online into thinking she was an adult southern man instead of a fifteen year old girl from Long Island. Then, have you ever worshipped a toy frog as a deity before? Well, our guest Alex Murdoch has! Alex talks about how a stolen toy from a Toyota dealership turned into a....let's say "way of life."


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Gotcha! Feat. Esther Fallick & Ian Lockwood

Mon, 06 Jan 2025 05:00:29 GMT

We're back from a holiday hiatus with two more tales of trials and tribulations! Our first guest, Esther Fallick, tells a story of a family reunion gone awry and a friendship shattered due to a case of mistaken identity. Then Ian Lockwood tells us about the biggest crime of all...an age gap relationship? (It's not problematic, we promise!)


Our Gotcha! audio episodes will be moving to biweekly in 2025, but don't worry Cole Steele Cadets! A whole brand new season of Cole Steele adventures and some very special extras will be coming very soon!


Stay tuned here and follow our Instagram @colesteelepod for any updates



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A Special Message from Cole and Jane

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 05:00:37 GMT

A very special message from Cole and Jane. You know if they're taking a break from solving crimes, trying to get money, or getting drunk, then it has to be good!


Join Cole & Jane at the UCB theater in NYC on Friday 12/13 at 10:30 PM, for an all new original adventure and a special live Gotcha! segment with special guests Marie Faustin (Mess, MTV's Girl Code), Kelley Heyer (Creator of the "Apple" dance, Rolling Stone), & Hope Woodard (Boysober, New York Times)!


Tickets are available here: https://ucbcomedy.com/show/cole-steele-private-eye-live/


Not in NYC? No problem! You can also livestream the show at home.



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Gotcha! Feat. Freddie Shanel & Rapid Fire Round

Mon, 09 Dec 2024 05:00:08 GMT

Join guest Freddie Shanel as we explore the world of unintentional cheating and good students gone bad! Then, Don, Joyah, and Meredith sit down and quickly run through all of the worst (and we do mean WORST) things they've ever done. R.I.P. Puddins the micro-kitten.



Join Cole & Jane at the UCB theater in NYC on Friday 12/13 at 10:30 PM, for an all new original adventure and a special live Gotcha! segment with special guests Marie Faustin (Mess, MTV's Girl Code), Kelley Heyer (Creator of the "Apple" dance, Rolling Stone), & Hope Woodard (Boysober, New York Times)!


Tickets are available here: https://ucbcomedy.com/show/cole-steele-private-eye-live/


Not in NYC? No problem! You can also livestream the show at home.



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Gotcha! Feat. Winnie Stack & Lida Darmian

Mon, 25 Nov 2024 05:00:44 GMT

I love you, you love...sharks??! Our first guest Winnie Stack, talks about how her acts of childhood chaos made her who she is today and how she carefully cultivates the Joker inside of her. Then, Lida Darmian tells us a cautionary tale of why productions should always take care of their actors...and show's off her very chic jacket! (You'll just have to take our word for it, but we promise the jacket is "très chic")


Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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Gotcha! Feat. Jamie Linn Watson & Jacob Davis

Mon, 18 Nov 2024 05:00:57 GMT

It's a bird! It's a plane! It's a...19 year old girl who feels like she's been betrayed? Our first guest, Jamie Linn Watson, takes us through a series of poor decisions following an imagined betrayal. Then, one crime isn't enough for Jacob Davis, who decides to tell us the three worst crimes he's ever committed! From childhood thievery to graveyard escapades, make sure to let us know which one you think is the worst crime!



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Gotcha! Feat. Andrew Barlow & Natasha Vaynblat

Mon, 11 Nov 2024 05:00:58 GMT

It's Bertuccis, when you're there, you're family! Our first guest, Andrew Barlow, tells a tale of teenage thievery worthy of any 80's movie (and immediately rats out all of his friends in the process.) Then, Natasha Vaynblat reveals an old money saving hack she learned from her mother (stealing), and discusses why she views crime as "more of a game."


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Gotcha! Feat. Grogan & Rose Kelso

Mon, 04 Nov 2024 05:00:28 GMT

How far would you go for family? Our first guest, Grogan, talks about their herculean quest to avenge their grandfather's honor. Involving closets full of bugs, 20th century erotica, and all the cow facts you can handle! Then, if Rose Kelso sh*ts in prospect park, does she make a sound? Our next guest Rose Kelso undertakes an equally herculean task: trying to find a public bathroom in New York City!


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Gotcha! Feat. Tatiana Frank & Shosh Brodman

Mon, 28 Oct 2024 04:00:46 GMT

Babe, KICK HER ASS! Our first guest, Tatiana Frank, talks about her law & order Russian father teaching her a lesson after taking his car for an unexpected joyride and how a guy she pissed off sicced his girlfriend on him like a henchman. Then, picture this, you're on a cruise lapping up some rays and feeling the ocean breeze, you think "Boy a nice alcoholic beverage sure would make this moment perfect!" The only problem is, the cheapest drink at the bar is $15!!! What will you do?! Better Call Shosh. Shosh Brodman talks about the extreme lengths she will go to to sneak alcohol into any and every venue. Featuring Christina Ricci! (No relation)



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All About All Hallows' Eve

Wed, 23 Oct 2024 04:00:29 GMT

Turn those Jack O'Lantern frowns upside down, because Cole & Jane are back for an ALL NEW Halloween adventure! When a small town is terrorized by escaped serial killer William Murray, Cole & Jane take it upon themselves to look after the town's troubled teens, free of charge! Ok, so maybe they don't actually do it "free of charge", maybe they do it for an exorbitant fee; and ok, maybe they don't actually look after the town's troubled teens but instead skip out and go to the bar. But it's the thought that counts! Right???


Scares, frights, spooks, screams, and laughs, this one has it all!


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Gotcha! Feat. Riylan Mills & Maggie Olmsted

Mon, 21 Oct 2024 04:00:34 GMT

Love is in the air, and so are crimes! Our first guest Riylan Mills describes her epic crusade of karmic justice against Bushwick boys (taking little souvenirs from their rooms). Then, fellas, is it a crime to be confused? Maggie Olmsted tells a cautionary tale about how simply being thirsty at the beach led to a string of nutcrackers, firecrackers, and missed concerts. Sometimes the biggest crimes are the ones we do to ourselves. Wow.


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Gotcha! Feat. Sam Naismith & Meredith Dietz

Mon, 14 Oct 2024 04:00:58 GMT

Check your back for kick-me sign's and get ready to be stuffed in your locker because on this week's episode we have bad boy of comedy, Sam Naismith! Sam tells us about a high school prank that made him truly understand the meaning of "digital footprint" and almost ended his burgeoning comedy career before it even started. Our second guest, (and sometime co-host), Meredith Dietz tells us a tale of how a stolen umbrella led to a romantic rendezvous. Her secret to a long lasting relationship? Lying! Plus Cole, Jane, & Meredith speculate on which presidents were secretly gay. (All of them? Probably!)


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Gotcha! Feat. Tessa Belle & Bridget Foley

Mon, 07 Oct 2024 04:00:34 GMT

The Ivy's may be the United State's top universities...but they're also Tessa Belle's bitch. Cole and Jane interview Tessa about the booming business of being a for-hire college admission essay author and the seedy underbelly of higher education. Meanwhile, our second guest Bridget Foley takes us on a journey through another seedy underbelly...your medicine cabinet. (Seriously. You should clean it.) Bridget explains how being a serial snoop makes her a better friend and a better person. (Does it though?) Tune in and decide for yourself on an all new episode!



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Gotcha! Feat. Jess Elgene & Monique Moses

Mon, 30 Sep 2024 04:00:36 GMT

From harassing teens in the Texas heat to causing crimes in the Canadian cold, this one has it all! Our first guest, Jess Elgene, talks about being a good girl turned evil due to the corrupting influence of driving a used cop car; while our second guest Monique Moses discusses the irresistible urge of free Archie comics (Oh, and also the intricacies of Canadian currency!)


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Gotcha! Feat. Lukas Arnold & Chet Siegel

Mon, 23 Sep 2024 04:00:44 GMT

CURSE YOU TOOTSIE POP OWL!!! Our first guest is Lukas Arnold; your fears made flesh!! Join us as Lukas shares how a childhood crime led to obsession and bewilderment that haunts him to this very day. Then, our next guest, Chet Siegel, shares how her love of snacking led to an ill-advised childhood joyride, but still she persists as a snacky lil' b*tch.


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Gotcha! Feat. Steve Jeanty & Carson Olshansky

Mon, 16 Sep 2024 04:00:49 GMT

Move over Danny Ocean! Today's episode features Steve Jeanty describing the heist of a lifetime...that happened when he was only in middle school! Join us for a tale we like to call..."Yu-Gi-Ohcean's 11"! Our second guest Carson Olshansky talks about using their superpower of time-thievery to strike back at capitalism in an epic worthy of the MCU (but, like, the older ones.) Plus, how much food can $50 get you at Johnny Rockets?? Guess, you'll have to tune in to find out!


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Gotcha! Feat. Megan Bitchell & Mary McDonnell

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 02:43:53 GMT

How do Cole and Jane prepare for a whole new season of wild and wacky adventures? By interviewing NYC and LA's hottest comics about the biggest crimes they've ever committed, of course! By popular demand, extended audio versions of our popular social media series "Gotcha!" will now be released every Monday! Starting with a totally unreleased interview featuring Yoni Lotan and his harrowing experience with the New York City prison system. We're even releasing a SECOND episode featuring Megan Bitchell talking about stealing from Six Flags to fund her Looney Tune's obsessions and Mary McDonnell committing crimes against the British education system. With this, and season two coming soon, get ready for a cavalcade of Cole content coming your way! Remember to follow @colesteelepod on social media and to like and subscribe to never miss an episode! And remember folks...we Gotcha!


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Gotcha! Feat. Yoni Lotan

Mon, 09 Sep 2024 02:38:11 GMT

How do Cole and Jane prepare for a whole new season of wild and wacky adventures? By interviewing NYC and LA's hottest comics about the biggest crimes they've ever committed, of course! By popular demand, extended audio versions of our popular social media series "Gotcha!" will now be released every Monday! Starting with a totally unreleased interview featuring Yoni Lotan and his harrowing experience with the New York City prison system. We're even releasing a SECOND episode featuring Megan Bitchell talking about stealing from Six Flags to fund her Looney Tune's obsessions and Mary McDonnell committing crimes against the British education system. With this, and season two coming soon, get ready for a cavalcade of Cole content coming your way! Remember to follow @colesteelepod on social media and to like and subscribe to never miss an episode! And remember folks...we Gotcha!


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Cole Steele Holiday Special

Fri, 22 Dec 2023 08:00:29 GMT

Here's a little holiday gift from all of us at Cole Steele: Private Eye!


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What Kind of Day Has it Been

Wed, 13 Dec 2023 08:00:49 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame are celebrating the New Year by welcoming some old friends for a party. But all the party favors and champagne in the world can’t stop these two from doing what they do best: fighting Nazis!

This one has it all! Lava men, German tourists, flashbacks, you name it! So tune in for this week’s episode of…wait! This is the last episode?! NOOOOO!!! Season one can't be over! Ok, well maaaybe there will be a holiday special? Anyway, tune in for the season finale of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

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The Secret Origin of Berlin Schmidt

Wed, 06 Dec 2023 08:00:04 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame…ahem…I mean, Berlin Schmidt finds himself behind bars, which leaves him with plenty of time to look back on his dumb, pathetic Nazi life.

Berlin takes one last crusade down memory lane in this story of carnival barkers, flamethrowing Nazi dogs, and daddy issues. You won’t want to miss this penultimate episode of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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The Jade Sparrow

Wed, 29 Nov 2023 07:00:19 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame are the best private eye duo there is! But when an old…friend? shows up, their relationship will be turned upside down!

This adventure is filled with old acquaintances, old rivals, and a very old legend. The legend of…The Jade Sparrow! Tune in to find out why they say three private eyes are a crowd in this latest installment of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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Treasure Most Foul

Wed, 22 Nov 2023 07:00:14 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame find themselves in El Paso with no money and no case. Luckily they run into a prospector and let me tell you, this guy loves his gold. How much does he love gold you ask? I don’t know. A lot? More than normal people love gold, that’s for sure.

But when a fourth member joins their gang, Cole and Jane aren’t sure whether she can be trusted. This one’s gonna be a real hootin’, hollerin’, campfire singin’, gold diggin’ adventure on Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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Tonight the Music Seems So Loud (Please Turn it Down)

Wed, 15 Nov 2023 07:00:29 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame are in hot water! Their archnemesis and all around jerkface Berlin Schmidt has our heroes on the edge of extinction, but luckily there’s hope! Jane’s old mentor, The Careless Whisper, shows up just in the nick of time.

Unfortunately time hasn’t been very kind to…Ms. Whisper? She has fallen on some hard times and it’s up to our dynamic duo to help The Careless Whisper get her groove back in this latest installment of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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Out of the Past...Into the Future!

Wed, 08 Nov 2023 07:00:20 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame pay a visit to Doc Hazel, former OSS scientist. Rumor has it she was the real brains behind the atomic bomb. Of course, that jerk Oppenheimer took all the credit! But that’s not why they’re visiting. A man hired Cole and Jane because before waking up in Doc Hazel’s lab, he was safe and sound at home…in 1926!

Has Doc Hazel discovered time travel? What would happen if this fell into the wrong hands? Good thing that definitely for sure won’t ever happen. Nope. Not in a million years. Tune in for an episode that definitely won’t be a time traveling romp on this episode of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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The Convoluted Art of Murder

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 06:00:06 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame travel to the home of Oliver Baxter, acclaimed author, world traveler, man’s man. One of Baxter’s daughters has gone missing and these two are just the detectives for the job!

This case is a tale as old as time. A tale of fathers and daughters, orangutan arm wrestling, and ventriloquism. You can’t make this stuff up!...oh wait. Anyway, tune in for this week’s episode of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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Queer Largo

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 06:00:51 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame make their way down to the Florida Keys to visit an old friend. Well, technically they’ve never met him before, but he is old. So old they call him Old Man Castle.

Jane served with his son in the war and now she’s following through on a promise to check in on her old friend’s family. But with a big storm approaching, our heroes get mixed up in a tale of love, deli meats, and organized crime.

Why is crime always so damn organized? Find out on this week’s episode of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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Hollyweird Homicide

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 06:05:07 GMT

Lights! Camera! Action! 

Cole Steele and Jane Flame are taking over Hollywood. After a night spent painting tinsel town red, morning finds our favorite private eye pair in a pickle.

A dead actress is just the start as Cole and Jane pull on a thread that unravels a whole mess of yarn. Sticky yarn. Like someone – probably a toddler – poured honey on the yarn. Damn it they just can’t help themselves! 

But mob ties, communist witch hunts, and misguided movie prequels aren’t enough to stop our heroes in this episode of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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The Importance of Being...Dead???

Wed, 18 Oct 2023 06:00:07 GMT

Cole Steele and Jane Flame have worked plenty of cases together over the years. Plenty I tell you! But never before have they had to contend with…the living dead!

But these are no ordinary zombies. They talk, they write, and they…paint? Who the hell invited these guys? And where did they come from? No doubt this is the plan of a sinister character lurking in the shadows… Am I using the ellipses too much?

All these questions and more will be answered in this first installment of Cole Steele: Private Eye!

New episodes every Wednesday. Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod



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Cole Steele: Private Eye - The Trailer!

Tue, 03 Oct 2023 23:14:59 GMT

BANG! You're dead. You've gone to heaven. And now you get to listen to your favorite new podcast, Cole Steele: Private Eye!


Join your favorite private eye duo Cole Steele and Jane Flame as they take on literally any case they can find. They'll uncover dark secrets, fight lava men, travel through time, meet old-timey prospectors, and much more! And don't forget their archnemesis, the evil Berlin Schmidt, Nazi Germany's premier archaeologist/adventurer. That jerk. Cole and Jane will stop at nothing to get paid, I mean, deliver justice!


New episodes every Wednesday! Don't forget to rate, review, and subscribe so you never miss an episode. And you can follow the show on Instagram @colesteelepod.



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