Small Town DnD
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Creator: Small Town DnD
Full cast Comedy Longform Audio RPG
Synopsis:
Tired of adventure? Small Town DnD is a Dungeons and Dragons 5e Actual Play podcast if the heroes ignored their epic quest to stay home and deal with small town problems. Inspired by 90's sitcoms and farming video games, listen as the quiet town of Chester’s Chair is radically reshaped by the (foolish) actions of the players. The smaller the stakes, the bigger the consequences!
Featuring 20+ years of combined improv comedy and D&D experience in cast members Chelsea Lee, David Dillon, Dewey Cassady, and Dungeon Master Alex Wolfson.
Like your favorite sitcom, many of our episodes stand alone. Consider starting at Season 2 (Episode 50 - The Solo Episode) or start at the beginning and see the whole thing unfold!
New episodes on Tuesdays, we take the last Tuesday of the month off.
Content Warning: Crude humor, language.
Check out our website for lore and more: smalltowndnd.com
Follow us on Instagram for news, photos, and art: @smalltowndnd. Plus, we post event posters for all our holiday specials.
Cover art by Nik Sebastian @niksebastianart.
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Language: English
Format: Audio RPG
RPG system: Dungeons & Dragons
Continuity: Longform
Writing: Improvised
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Comedy, Fantasy
Completion status: Partial
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Episodes:
Ep. 72: Madness Snakes (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 13 May 2025 09:00:00 GMT
Tie-dye snakes attack and a massive battle ensues. Also, “Are we weaker than a lot of the town?”
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Ep. 71: Political Theater (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 06 May 2025 09:00:00 GMT
The Chairs chase down a mystery and further their personal goals. Also, “The only place PP threatens me is the bathroom”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 70: Big Time Postal Crime (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 22 Apr 2025 09:00:00 GMT
Searching for dirt on a rival candidate, the Chairs plan what may be a felony. Also, “I cannot vote but I will be stuffing the ballots”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 69: The Vorn Identity (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 15 Apr 2025 06:00:00 GMT
A long-awaited reunion in a deadly desert spirals way, way out of control. Also, “We’re playing parcheesi in the tiny hut for hours?”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 68: Silk Strings – Wolf Team (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 08 Apr 2025 09:00:00 GMT
Finea Vorn’s past comes to haunt her and the Chairs resolve to help. Also, “You should know I have an advantage against being frightened”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 67: Fish Pushing Montage (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 01 Apr 2025 09:00:00 GMT
The Chairs are confronted by a dangerous foe, forcing them to seek allies in unlikely places. Also, “You sad strange fish man, just tell us where Finea Vorn is”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 66: Campaign Secrets (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 18 Mar 2025 09:00:00 GMT
Searching for ways to disqualify other candidates, the Chairs find more than they bargained for. Also, “Stride well, long brother”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 65: As Is The Law (Snap Election Arc)
Tue, 11 Mar 2025 09:00:00 GMT
The ancient laws governing snap elections are unearthed and an unexpected election begins. Also, “Don your crystato hats posthaste and announce your candidacy”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 64: Private Equity Arc Recap
Tue, 04 Mar 2025 10:00:00 GMT
Reminisce on Arc 4 of Small Town DnD with the cast, recapping favorite moments and speculating on events to come. Also, “ I was so proud that from my mouth came the words ‘I want to dig around for change couch lady’”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
"Folk Round" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Ep. 63: The Q2 Planning Meeting (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 18 Feb 2025 10:00:00 GMT
Finally, Q2 gets planned when the future of the town is put to a vote. Also, “This is one of our more normal meetings. No one turned to dust here”.
Content Warning: References to alcohol addiction, Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 62: Small Town DnD Plays DnD (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 11 Feb 2025 10:00:00 GMT
On a rainy day, the Chairs play a nerdy niche game called Dungeons and Dragons. Also, “This is how we spoke to the devil in the 80’s”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
DnDnD Music Credits:
"The Path of the Goblin King" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Folk Round" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"Final Battle of the Dark Wizards" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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"On the Shore" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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Ep. 61: The Loveless Loners (Valentine’s Day Special)
Tue, 04 Feb 2025 10:00:00 GMT
Broken apart, the Chairs get invited a different kind of Valentine’s Day Party. Also, “Play that funky music, neglected boy”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 60: The Break Up Episode (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 21 Jan 2025 10:00:00 GMT
The investigation yields results, but the Chairs are split on the meaning. Also, “My choice is Chester’s Chair”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 59: Hot Dates and Cold Breakfast (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 14 Jan 2025 10:00:00 GMT
The Chairs confront the dual perils of stealth and dating. Also, “Give me Cookie Monster. And make it extra blue and chunky”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 58: Little Orphan Albert (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 07 Jan 2025 10:00:52 GMT
Albert’s past finally catches up with him, unraveling the truth he’s tried to bury. Also, “Sorry, I've never been horny in front of people before”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 57: Cuddlemuch 2: Cuddlemuch is Cancelled (Holiday Special)
Tue, 24 Dec 2024 11:12:28 GMT
The annual Cuddlemuch festivities are threatened by a mysterious criminal known as the Sack Man. Also, “It feels good to be strong, doesn’t it? How’s it feel to be little!?”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 56: The Politically-Themed Singles Mixer (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 17 Dec 2024 10:00:21 GMT
A strange scheme to rally the town gets derailed by romance. Also, “I’ve done a lot wrong tonight and I want you to be specific about what you’re referencing”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 55: New Jobs Just Dropped (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 10 Dec 2024 10:00:14 GMT
The party’s jobs evolve again, reflecting their growing power and influence, and a new threat to the town’s culture reveals itself. Also, “This is great! If I throw a tantrum, I get attention!”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Tue, 26 Nov 2024 10:00:38 GMT
A swap meet from another plane of existence stops by Chester’s Chair to celebrate Discount Friday - a real holiday. Featuring the talented Ryan Rosenberg (@chosenberg). Also, “And there's no catch. I want to mention it one more time. There's no catch today. Or systemically.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 53: Fentastic Mr. Sherrystone (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 19 Nov 2024 10:00:23 GMT
A shopping trip for a birthday gift spirals way, way out of control. Also, “He’s got that desirable male pattern baldness”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 52: Seeds of Discontent (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 12 Nov 2024 10:00:11 GMT
Finally back in Chester’s Chair, the party learns how the town has changed in the time they’ve been gone – for better and for worse. Also, “Summer’s Bounty you made your piss corner, now you have to lie in it”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 51: Colnox University Presents: Halloween Hoedown! (Halloween Special)
Tue, 29 Oct 2024 09:00:33 GMT
The party reunites at Colnox University but get caught up in a spooky competition. Also, “I googled couples’ costumes for couples who hate each other”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 50: The Solo Episode (Private Equity Arc)
Tue, 22 Oct 2024 09:00:27 GMT
Season 2 begins with the party scattered, each chasing their long-ignored dream. Also, “I’ve thought about you every day since yesterday”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 49: Arc 3 Recap (Revitalization and Summer Vacation Arc)
Tue, 15 Oct 2024 09:00:57 GMT
Catchup on Arc 3 of Small Town DnD in the first half, then hear the cast’s favorite moments in the second. Also, “We’ve never stopped ‘tiny-hutting’ ever since”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 48: The End of the Beginning (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 08 Oct 2024 09:00:30 GMT
After a full arc of nonsense, the party finally sees the consequences of their actions. Also, “Folks, what is this town if not a town full of misfits, weirdos, and sweeties?”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 47: Escape from Scarlet Edge (Summer Vacation Mini-Arc)
Tue, 01 Oct 2024 09:00:42 GMT
The wheels fly off the wagon as Summer Vacation ends with crime, a daring escape, and a boatload of nonsense. Also, “Someone’s always dying Cleg, but when is it Summer’s Bounty’s turn?!”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 46: The Sahuagin Cage (Summer Vacation Mini-Arc)
Tue, 17 Sep 2024 09:00:07 GMT
Albert enters a popular game show for inventors, with a chance to win a lifechanging prize. Also, “Kassbass made her money stealing babies and selling them back to parents, but now she works for the other side - keeping baby stealers at bay!”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 45: Food Fight All Night (Summer Vacation Mini-Arc)
Tue, 10 Sep 2024 09:00:17 GMT
A no-holds barred Food Fight spills into an all-nighter, with devastating consequences. Also, “We will take the restrooms for if we control the sinks, we control the stain relief”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 44: The Most Exclusive Club in Scarlet Edge (Summer Vacation Mini-Arc)
Tue, 03 Sep 2024 09:00:00 GMT
An impromptu Scarlet Edge pub crawl leads Jeremiah to the person he has been searching for, and much more. Also, “I’m Johnny Good-Shirt Seed, the guy with good shirts”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 43: Huge Metropolis DnD (Summer Vacation Mini-Arc)
Tue, 20 Aug 2024 09:00:32 GMT
The party explores Scarlet Edge and is shocked to discover the big city is not like their small town. Also, “I’m not paying for parking”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 42: The Road Trip Episode (Summer Vacation Mini-Arc)
Tue, 13 Aug 2024 09:00:55 GMT
Summer vacation kicks off with a road trip to the tropical metropolis, Scarlet Edge. Also, “No one’s ever died from a really goodberry”.
Content Warning: Language, references to drug use.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 41: When It Lores, It Pours (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 06 Aug 2024 09:00:58 GMT
Several long ignored priorities come to a head, all at once. Also, “Do you think I could be the kind of man that you could love one day?”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 40: Towers Schoolhouse of Rock (Guest Special ft. Avalon Penrose)
Tue, 23 Jul 2024 09:00:22 GMT
The party enter the Battle of the Public Domain Bands with the help of their new friend Mack Shack. Featuring the talented Avalon Penrose. Also, “This is what happens when a parent indulges a child”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 39: Dawn of a New Chair (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 16 Jul 2024 09:00:08 GMT
The party revel in their success and use their power to pick one dumb name. Also, “When the bad guys rise, they’ll fear two names. Jackson Fisher and his teacher Ms. Cleg”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 38: The Secret Truth of The Missing Chair (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 09 Jul 2024 09:00:25 GMT
The party receive a powerful vision of the past and learn the truth behind the centuries-old Missing Chair. Also, “I’m an empath, so any pain you feel is actually about me”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 37: Sitting Day (Fourth of July Special)
Tue, 02 Jul 2024 09:00:23 GMT
Chester’s Chair turns one year older as the party celebrates the start of summer. Also, “Put on your sunscreen and cover your eyes, you’re not going to want to see the man I become”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 36: Do Modrons Dream of Missing Chairs? (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 18 Jun 2024 09:00:43 GMT
The party scours the old Fisher Factory for clues to the Missing Chair and oh ho ho do they find them. Also, “Yes, that was the start of my orphaning”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 35: Into the Fisher Factory (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 11 Jun 2024 09:00:36 GMT
The investigation leads to a famous Design Firm and what lies beneath it… Also, “I don’t care, I’ll burn all my spell slots. I’ve done it before and I’ll do it again”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 34: The Search for The Missing Chair (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 04 Jun 2024 09:00:41 GMT
The party investigates a centuries-old mystery, searching for the namesake of the town – the literal Chester’s Chair. Also, “This is a chair like device, it’s not for sitting”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 33: Jilrana Thistletop’s Day Off (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 28 May 2024 09:00:54 GMT
An offhand reference to a picnic spirals way, way out of control. Also, “What do you say? You, me, a blanket, my closest friends, and a hut?”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 32: Ernestine’s Mausoleum Part 2: Honesty (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 21 May 2024 09:00:36 GMT
The party mostly ignores a life-or-death Trial of Honesty administered by the world famous Ernestine Rodriguez. Also, “The truth is I need another GODDAMN DR. PEPPER”.
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 31: Ernestine’s Mausoleum Part 1 (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 14 May 2024 09:00:40 GMT
The party investigates the mysterious Ernestine’s Mausoleum, the monument to modern art they have wondered about for months. Also, “Hands in. 1, 2, 3 outsmart him! Chester’s Chairs!”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 30: Unimaginable Wealth (Revitalization Arc)
Tue, 07 May 2024 09:00:06 GMT
The players enjoy the lavish spoils of their electoral victory, like garlic aioli. Also, “Cleg, would someone mad with power do this?”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 29: Mayoral Election Arc Recap
Tue, 23 Apr 2024 09:00:20 GMT
Catchup on Arc 2 of Small Town DnD in the first half, then relieve favorite moments with the cast in the second. Also, “We all agreed we were never gonna say that again.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 28: Election Night 2024 (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 16 Apr 2024 09:00:22 GMT
The months of campaigning, fashion showing, sneaking, jailing, and egg hunting finally come to a head as Chester’s Chair elects a new Mayor. Also, “The last time people walked in on us with a dead body, we had to go through a whole thing.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 27: Seven Days, One Election, No Rules (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 09 Apr 2024 09:00:29 GMT
The party works overtime campaigning for Tyl, they get… creative. Also, “I didn’t realize until this moment that I’m an addict. I’m addicted to being Castleberry’s friend.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 26: The Egg Hunt (Spring Special ft. Austin Nasso)
Tue, 02 Apr 2024 09:00:56 GMT
The party races around town searching for eggs and for the truth behind a centuries old problematic mascot. Featuring our first guest star, comedian Austin Nasso. Also, “Would it be disruptive to quickly unravel my tongue and devour the contents of the egg?”
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language, references to sex.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 25: The Funeral Episode (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 26 Mar 2024 09:00:16 GMT
The town holds a somber funeral for a powerful figure, recently deceased. The party ruins it. Also, “Is anyone weeping at this funeral or is it general merrymaking?.”
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 24: Play Hard Work Hard (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 19 Mar 2024 09:00:14 GMT
Cleared of all charges, the party parties then gets back to work. It’s an old fashioned hang out episode. Also, “I saunter in, the crying strengthens me.”
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 23: Chester and Chair: SVU (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 12 Mar 2024 09:00:19 GMT
The party finally goes on trial for all of their many many crimes. Also, “I’m Eustace L. Chicken and I’m in charge”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 22: The Den of Desire (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 05 Mar 2024 10:00:15 GMT
The party explores a surprisingly chill, laid-back, lowkey lair and confronts the softboi who runs it. Also, “I don’t like how womb-like this place is”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language, references to sex.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 21: On The Lam (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 27 Feb 2024 10:00:02 GMT
The party desperately hide from the cops while calling in old favors, and a great, terrible, secret is finally revealed. Also, “My son is so stupid and it’s all my fault?”
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 20: Reverse Jail Break (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 20 Feb 2024 10:00:24 GMT
Sneaking around the Royal Peacekeeping Force Headquarters leads to trouble. Also, “It will cause the greatest ruckus that Chester’s Chair has ever seen.”
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 19: Chester’s Chair Community Singles Mixer and Charity Date Auction (Valentine's Day Special)
Tue, 13 Feb 2024 10:00:44 GMT
The party takes a break to celebrate Valentine’s Day at the annual Singles Mixer and oh ho ho is it SPICY. Also, “I swear to god if that horse gets laid tonight”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme - valiteen” by Slappy
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Ep. 18: Confrontation at the Royal Peacekeeping Force HQ (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 06 Feb 2024 10:00:58 GMT
The stakes rise in the wake of the Mayoral Debate as a new layer of the bankruptcy mystery reveals itself. Also, “I got a lot of dads”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 17: The Mayoral Debate and Fashion Show (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 30 Jan 2024 10:00:01 GMT
The players guide Tyl through the first-ever Mayoral Debate and Fashion Show, it really really doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Scrumbis is a metaphor for the weaker parts of our society that need respite from the rich”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 16: Campaign Kickoff at Boldfellow Manor (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 23 Jan 2024 10:00:16 GMT
The players kick off Tyl’s mayoral campaign after a tense confrontation with his father. Also, “Tyl can wear that armor better than you can and that’s saying absolutely nothing”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 15: Stop. Turn. Go to Chester’s Chair, It’s Good There. (Mayoral Election Arc)
Tue, 16 Jan 2024 10:00:52 GMT
The players bask in their success as we catch up with Chester’s Chair and see what has changed since the Queen’s Visit. Also, “If that horse is elected mayor, he will be the first mayor assassinated in this town’s history”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 14: Queen’s Visit Arc Recap
Tue, 02 Jan 2024 10:00:39 GMT
Catch up quickly as the cast recaps the plot and a few favorite moments from the first 13 episodes of Small Town DnD. Also, “Yeah, because regular people can’t be heroes, Alex”.
Content Warning: (Just a tiny bit of) Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 13: ‘Twas the Night Before Cuddlemuch (Holiday Special)
Sun, 24 Dec 2023 10:00:21 GMT
The party planning committee takes a break from planning parties to get extremely cuddly and cozy. Also, “Ahhhhuuuuaaaaaahhhhhh… Just like every year.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme – crimbis edition” by Slappy
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Ep. 12: The Queen’s Visit (Queen’s Visit Arc)
Tue, 19 Dec 2023 10:00:35 GMT
Queen Josephine IV of Scarlet Edge visits the small town of Chester’s Chair and the party planning committee’s hard work is tested. Also, “For you, the Scent of the Big Dog.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 11: Taste + Dignity (Queen’s Visit Arc)
Tue, 12 Dec 2023 10:00:50 GMT
The party planning committee investigate the secret of Taste + Dignity and finalize their preparations for the Queen’s Visit, with shocking results. Also, “Just a girl on the can with nothing to hide.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 10: Infiltrating the Breezetop Estates (Queen’s Visit Arc)
Tue, 05 Dec 2023 10:00:34 GMT
The stakes get raised while attempting an elaborate ruse to sneak into the Breezetop Estates. Also, “It’s alright boys. Let’s act natural and all hold hands so they don’t suspect anything.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 9: The Battle of Tenor Lake (Queen’s Visit Arc)
Tue, 28 Nov 2023 10:00:42 GMT
The party planning committee and friends fight for their lives, with shocking consequences. Also, “Kumbaya, My Lord. Kumbaya.”
Content Warning: Language.
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 8: Midnight Rescue Mission (Queen’s Visit Arc)
Tue, 21 Nov 2023 10:00:12 GMT
The all-night search for a missing friend ends with a shocking revelation. Also, “Sorry, my ears must be deceiving me. I feel like I hear two quitters here.”
Original Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 7: Crystato Negotiations and a Hint of Romance (Queen’s Visit Arc)
Tue, 14 Nov 2023 10:00:00 GMT
A needlessly complicated scheme for crystato negotiations ends unexpectedly and new (maybe even romantic?) mysteries appear. Also, “Have you heard of the Breezetop Bombing?”.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
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Ep. 6: The Poverty Episode (Queen’s Visit Arc)
Tue, 07 Nov 2023 10:00:10 GMT
The party planning committee deals with high rents, lifestyle expenses, and extreme poverty. Also, “What’s the difference between Poor and Squalid?”.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.
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Ep. 5: The 999th Annual Crystato Harvest Hootenanny (Halloween Special)
Tue, 31 Oct 2023 09:00:42 GMT
An overly complicated points system crowns the High Hooter. Also, “Four-Legged Beast from Hell (Ask Me How We Can Stop It)”.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“Spooky STD Theme” by Slappy
Crowd Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.
We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.
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Ep. 4: The Talent Show Round 2: Sudden Death (Queen's Visit Arc)
Tue, 24 Oct 2023 09:00:07 GMT
A battle against a chimpanzee and 4 flying snakes doesn’t go as planned. Also, “Get out of here, with your split hoof and one stomach”.
Content Warning: It’s becoming a trend that we mention the existence of pornography. Language.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
Talent Show Audience Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.
We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.
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Ep. 3: The Talent Show Round 1 (Queen's Visit Arc)
Tue, 17 Oct 2023 12:00:48 GMT
A Talent Show determines who will speak to the Queen. Also, “Try not to fall in love with me”.
Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
Talent Show Audience Noise by Ann Wolfson, Brian Wolfson, Chelsea Lee, and Alex Wolfson. Thanks Mom and Dad.
We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.
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Ep. 2: Reverse Burglary (Queen's Visit Arc)
Tue, 17 Oct 2023 10:00:40 GMT
The Towers Schoolhouse has an unexpected problem. Also, “not the pornography”.
Content Warning: We mention the existence of pornography.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.
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Ep. 1: (Not) Answering the Call to Greatness (Queen's Visit Arc)
Tue, 17 Oct 2023 08:00:02 GMT
The would-be heroes don’t answer the Call to Greatness. Also, “We can’t speak to anyone”.
Music by David Dillon, plus
“Agoing to the Tavern” by Eric Romero
“STD Theme” by Slappy
"Ambience, Large Crowd, A.wav" by InspectorJ (www.jshaw.co.uk) of Freesound.org
We lightly re-edited this episode to make it sound closer to our later episodes.
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Mon, 09 Oct 2023 23:26:04 GMT
Hey, come on in! It's the trailer for Small Town D&D!
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