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Rachel Lawson's The Magicians podcast


226 episodes


Solo Multigenre Anthology Audio Book


Synopsis:

Podcast of poems and short stories by author & poet Rachel Lawson some dark, some light, some romantic


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Language: English

Format: Audio Book

Continuity: Anthology

Writing: Scripted

Voices: Solo

Genres: Multigenre

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Episodes:

The Magicians: The Angel of Death Saga

Thu, 08 May 2025 07:25:02 GMT

One day, in his sleep, something terrible awakens inside him. Even the killer, Fate's angel of vengeance, can't stop or kill this stranger.



It is the Angel of Death! An unstoppable killer who kills with the power of Death. He was a myth amongst the grim reapers. Now he who has been sleeping within the heart of a killer has awoke music by Suno ai story and lyrics by Rachel Lawson


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The Haunting of the Necromancer v2

Thu, 08 May 2025 05:42:38 GMT

The Necromancer knocked on the door of the office of his father, the king of the grim reapers, nervously.

"Come in," he heard his father shout back. He walked into the paperwork-filled office to see his dad signing and reading papers with a quill and

ink.

"Glad to see you give me an excuse to put the pen down. I hate this

pen," the Grand Reaper said, he looked like a man at that time.

"Then why not use a Biro," asked his son.

"Fate says we must use a quill and ink to keep up the Gothic look of the

place," said the Grand Reaper, “he likes to have his way as you know."

"Yes," said the Necromancer.

"What brings you to my dingy little office?" said the Grand Reaper.

"I wanted to tell you something you should know about," said the Necromancer, "an illegal haunting."

"I will deal with it," said the Grand Reaper, "tell me about it."

Music by Suno AI


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Pod War The War is Live song

Thu, 08 May 2025 05:06:35 GMT

Lyrics based on a book Pod War The War is Live by Rachel Lawson, lyrics by the author made with Udio AI


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The Magicians Pod Wars-v2

Thu, 08 May 2025 05:02:08 GMT

A podcaster from another newspaper has a war over podcast views, with Blake the King of the dead, and Sandy the King of Dreams. The war becomes dangerous when his boss presses the podcaster to get higher ratings, or they will lose their job. How far will this war go? Will this war hurt anyone? How will this war end? Who will win this war?

Songs and music by Suno AI


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The Magician's Secret

Sun, 04 May 2025 10:03:56 GMT

The Magicians: The Magician’s Secret.

by Rachel Lawson

At an interstellar embassy ball, Ambassador Chiastolite Epidote of Ursa Major encounters the mysterious Jasper Green—a seemingly ordinary diplomat from the Zodiac system with a startling secret. As political intrigue swirls and long-buried identities threaten to resurface, Chiastolite is drawn into a dangerous game of deception, magic, and destiny. But when a simple act of kindness thrusts her into the heart of an intergalactic conspiracy, she must unravel the truth behind the Magician’s secret—before it’s too late. A tale of cosmic power, deception, and the thin veil between heroism and sacrifice, The Magicians: The Magician’s Secret will keep readers guessing until the very last page.


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The Magicians: Never Will This End

Fri, 02 May 2025 13:10:11 GMT

A love song sang Fred to Ana, Made with My Lyrics and Suno ai


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The Men In Black

Sun, 27 Apr 2025 05:41:02 GMT

"This is a first. The men in black need my help," said Blue Midnight, the emperor of the Earth solar system, who was in a car with his grandfather, the King of the Earth, being driven to Black Rock near Melbourne.

"This is a special case," said the driver, a man in black.

"What is it?" asked the King.

"You won't believe it," said the second man in black in the front passenger seat. Hours later.


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The Cult of Death, The Musical

Fri, 18 Apr 2025 10:58:42 GMT

My story Made a Musical with Suno Ai


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The Magicians: The Uncrowned Empress

Sat, 13 Jul 2024 14:14:14 GMT

read by Podcaster author

At an intergalactic convention, an envoy from Alpha Centauri and his queen try to get a peace treaty with the magicians by the queen marrying the celestial emperor, who appears to be a widower.


He is and he isn't. He lost a 3rd wife, but not his second wife, who he is deeply in love with. But no one knows of her. They think she's the abandoned wife of his deposed emperor's grandson. Who he is. The queen catches the lovers together and blackmails the emperor into leaving his wife to marry her, or she'll reveal their relationship and who he truly is.


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Death Hits The Road

Fri, 14 Jun 2024 09:46:53 GMT

Blake aka the King of Death and Lance the Necromancer aka the Angel of Death try to reveal a serial killing trucker.

Who will end up dead? And will these truck newbies become real Truckies? And how will the killer take these foreigners?


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The Magicians: the depth of night's horror

Wed, 12 Jun 2024 00:57:03 GMT

Depth of Night's Horror where Lance talks to his father about the Angel of Death after a bad night's sleep watching the Angel of Death kill 3 people in his dreams


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The Clown Show

Mon, 03 Jun 2024 15:12:55 GMT

Stella aka the superhero Rogue Star and her beau Aureus aka the superhero the Ghost have an absolute clown show of a relationship. Stella and Rogue love the Ghost and see Aureus as a superfan stalker, Aureus and the Ghost love Rogue more than life yet he sees Stella as only a friend.


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The Fugitive

Sat, 01 Jun 2024 14:26:38 GMT

The fugitive magician Blake aka Fred the emperor of the universe is caught after a drink flying in a tollway tunnel will he escape the police and his wife he abandoned without the universe entering chaos


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Pod Wars theme

Fri, 31 May 2024 02:04:59 GMT

made with udio ai


Hear more magicians themes here https://www.udio.com/playlists/afWA3w83Bhy4pVyqfUL8k4



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Ghosting

Wed, 29 May 2024 13:40:41 GMT

"Where is Aureus? He's late, he's never late for an intergalactic summit," said the worried emperor of the universe to his son Valentine. "No one has seen him," Val replied, when in the room walked an elephant, attracting everyone's attention. It wasn't an actual elephant, it was a man, an anomaly. The Emperor saw him and walked over to him and spoke to him as a friend. "Hello Ghost, why are you here?" asked the emperor puzzled. "I don't know, I feel I'm meant to be here somehow?" said the Ghost. "You are," said the emperor, "I didn't expect to see you like this." "Me either, the last thing I remember was dying," said the Ghost. "Been there, done that," said Val offhandedly. His father smiled. "What? Are you a ghost too?" asked the Ghost. "No, a zombie," said Val. The Ghost screamed.


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The AI Witness

Sun, 26 May 2024 00:14:16 GMT

A lady called Alexa is murdered the only witness to the crime in the human world is an ai-mazin alexa bot who went active during the murder, Blake the reaper who took the soul of the victim knows it heard everything but can he convince the police to let him look at the victims phone and computer to get the evidence as coroner on the case without coming out as Mortimer, king of the grim reapers.


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Memento Mori, the song

Wed, 22 May 2024 14:00:05 GMT

Lyrics and story by host made with udio ai


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The King of Nightmares Awakes

Wed, 22 May 2024 13:56:33 GMT

Prince Jasper sees in a dream a monster of a man, he is a horrific man who scares him he talks to Sandy, the Neuromancer of the dream he is told the dream is the Lord of Nightmares. A mythic monster of the dreamscape. He is said to walk between the waking and sleeping worlds. He is the King of Nightmares. Known as the sleeper among the dreams. He will bring chaos to the worlds when he awakes. He is a hybrid Grim Reaper, Neuromancer, and Necromancer he is the most feared being, he is pure evil.

Jasper keeps seeing him in his dreams.


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Our Solemn Hour, A story

Tue, 21 May 2024 03:18:15 GMT

A gothic short story about a man who sees a dead man coming back to life in the morgue and wants to sell his story to the press for money, he calls a reporter to sell it to him, but he doesn't come to meet with the reporter he goes to the reporter's boss at the paper instead will the boss post it in his paper as an exposé.


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Disillusionment

Fri, 17 May 2024 12:44:29 GMT

"Dr Death," said Coroner Dr Blake Alexander's least favourite colleague at the hospital he worked. "What do you want, Jack? Did someone die?" asked Blake. "No, we just need someone to cheer up the kiddies," said Jack. "A coroner? What can I do? Autopsy a doll?" asked Blake, perplexed. "No, you are a stage magician, a famous one you can do magic tricks for them," said Jack. "But she works in the children's ward," said Blake nervously. "I know," said Jack. "She's in love with the magician," said Blake nervously. "You need to disillusion her sometime," said Jack. "I know," said Blake, pushing his glasses up his nose nervously, "I don't know how she'll take it."


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The Whitechapel Killer

Fri, 17 May 2024 12:42:37 GMT

The Necromancer is a sorcerer and killer in these stories he's hunting killers and goes to jail to help the police.


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Interview with Madness

Fri, 17 May 2024 12:38:37 GMT

How mad can a TV interview go with a man who calls himself a chicken with a friend who doesn't want to hurt his feelings when your boss just wants to see blood? Who will win the King of Death or the Director the King of the show?


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Send in the Clowns - Reworked

Tue, 23 Apr 2024 14:02:16 GMT

Lance Alexander Sr., also known as The Necromancer, cunningly infiltrates a circus in order to ensnare a nefarious killer vampire clown who not only takes innocent lives but also flees the scene with the entire circus troupe. In order to catch the killer, Lance disguises himself as a sword-swallowing clown. song made with Udio Lyrics by Miss Lawson

Warning coulrophobia sufferers, scary clowns in the book.


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Lost In Your Nightmare reworked

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 14:29:50 GMT

When Magician Lance Alexander Jnr is lost in a dark vision the Neuromancer Sandy the Sandman must go into his dream and save him from his dream and bring him back to the waking world or he will die. song made with Udio Lyrics by host read by host too


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The Keeper - Reworked

Mon, 22 Apr 2024 00:25:42 GMT

Music by Udio Ai

The Magicians vampire-werewolves are having problems with the full moon super moon. They have been trapped outside and are wolves.


Can one reaper lock them up before they kill? Or will he become the dream dog bone?


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There Will Be Blood Reworked

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 13:53:29 GMT

"Why are you here to insult me again!" Moaned Dr. Alexander. "No Astra, Queen of Vampires had a vision on a crime scene!" said Lance. "What's new my granddaughter is a medium!" Dr. Alexander moaned. "But what she saw wasn't real!" said Lance "Then why tell us, if it is not real!" said Dante who was trying to clean the blood off the pages of the bloody papers. "What did she see?" asked Dr. Alexander. "A white raven sitting on a human skull blood running from the nose hole of the skull in a dark place," said Lance turning white. "It means you Dad your symbol is a white raven, the skull symbol of death." "What is that meant to mean?" said Dante. "Blue Midnight is going to die or I am King of the grim reapers!" snapped Blake shortly. "What about the bloody nose?" asked Dante. "Blood of death!" said Lance. "What does that mean!" said Dante. "There will be blood!" said Blake. "Don't be a drama queen!" scoffed Lance. "It's just an omen they happen someone is trying to reveal me, the Emperor of the solar system as a grim reaper!" Blake moaned, "and my blood relatives! Wouldn't put it past this guy on the slab! He has the motivation and he didn't know Astra was one of my kin who knew who I was! Come with me you two!" a portal of darkness swirled in the air. beware there will be blood Theme song by Udio ai and author


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The Angel of death reworked audiobook

Fri, 19 Apr 2024 00:59:24 GMT

The Sleeper Awakes

In his sleep one day something terrible awakens something inside him, even the killer Fate's angel of vengeance can't stop or kill this stranger.

It is the Angel of Death! An unstoppable killer who kills with the power of Death. He was a myth amongst the grim reapers. Now he who has been sleeping within the heart of a killer has awoken.

How will his father, the King of the Reapers take the news?


Song by Miss Lawson and Suno ai intro by Udio ai


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Caught Dead Full audio book reading

Mon, 15 Apr 2024 16:18:06 GMT

"I've had it coming for years I couldn't avoid it, It was either him or me, I have been caught dead, I can't escape my fate. Where will this end?"... Dr Blake Alexander aka Mortimer is caught by the police saving his son's life his mugshot is a hit with the police He must confront his great uncle the policeman magician with the truth he is dead and has been protecting his son from the law. How will the policeman react? How can Blake ever live this down? "Blake I've got bad news the Necromancer will die today," said his employer Fate Argent Lumiere knowing the father would need time to get used to his son's death. "How?" asked the crying father. "The police will shoot him," said Fate. "Have a drink man you need it," said Fate handing Blake a drink he made appear out of thin air. Blake drank it down in a gulp and started coughing coking on the drink. Not long later a desperate father with nothing to lose stood on the scene of his son's death crying driven insane by the death of his son. "What are you doing, here Dad," asked Blake's son seeing him crying he hugged him. "What is it dad?" asked the son. "I came to save your life you are going to be shot by the police here and die," said the father. "I'm touched!" said the shocked son. "Go run boy! Now! " said Blake "They are here listening to us." The Necromancer disappeared into thin air the police piled in the room. Blake knew if he tried anything he would be dead too. "Mortimer don't move or you are dead," said a policeman he recognized as his great uncle Reynard or Simon. "I will give up peacefully," said Blake who looked human and was masked he was dressed in a black shirt and trousers knowing he'd be seen he was disguised. Song lyric by Rachel Lawson Intro by Udio Ai Song by Suno Ai


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None shall sleep reworked

Sun, 14 Apr 2024 12:54:26 GMT

Blake Alexander, the King of Death, is captured, and no one dies while he's caught by order of his captor; who also demands the soul of his wife be returned to him, or he will kill death. The grim reapers send the Necromancer, Death's son, with the soul. The soul pleads with their husband to let her go and let Death go. What will he do? How will this end? Will Death survive this or die?


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Smoke, Mirrors and Masks

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 14:44:19 GMT

The former king of death is in hiding in plain sight, at elbows length from the man who wants to arrest him for a crime he didn't commit. How long can he hide behind the mask of familiarity? Will he be caught as a man on the run in time? Actually the past. For ages, his origins were a mystery to all, even him, till a chance discovery. He had started life as his own grandson in the future and went on the run in the past. Where he was adopted by his great-grandfather Dr Blake Alexander, the king of the Earth. Who he was named after in the future.

How will this end?


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Shadows of Hell - reworked

Fri, 12 Apr 2024 03:38:45 GMT

While watching the sky at night, Blake, the King of Death and his son the Necromancer see a falling star and go to see where it fell, finding there a crashed UFO. Are these aliens friendly or dangerous? How will this end?


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Am I Just A Shadow You Drew? Reworked

Wed, 10 Apr 2024 01:12:41 GMT

When a routine magical event backfires on Lance, the Necromancer finds himself in a strange world, where he discovers he's only a figment of an author's mind. Song Lyrics and story by Rachel Lawson music by Suno Ai read by Author


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The Children of the Necromancer -reworked

Sun, 07 Apr 2024 05:56:29 GMT

When their granddad arrives for tea with a cursed book his grandkids have to look at it and it takes them to underworld to meet the most unexpected people.


song by suno ai for this book to be read by me


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The Alien Invasion - reworked

Fri, 05 Apr 2024 03:18:53 GMT

The Alien in his Brain


"We must stop this alien invasion!"


"Alien invasion what alien invasion!"


"We must exterminate their king?"


"I'm sorry somebody has already messed with your mind if you think Blue Midnight is the leader of an alien invasion he's too straight-laced to start an invasion!"


"He as hypnotized you too!"


"I rather doubt that!"


"Sorry but you'd see Superman and say he is the vanguard of an alien invasion."


"He is!"


"Blue Midnight is a superhero, not a danger! He'd bore you to death with his repeated references to paperwork,"


"The only operations he performs are autopsies, he's a coroner."


"He is the leader of a hive of alien hybrids who have taken over the world in secret!"


"Great, now he's the leader of the Illuminati!"


"He killed an alien hybrid or thinks he did they were actually a regular human,"


"I won't let him hurt anyone else,"


"I have a plan."


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The Dark Side of the Moon - Reworked

Thu, 04 Apr 2024 00:50:37 GMT

The grim reaper sat drinking a cup of coffee as a man in his office peacefully until his son ran in his office. "Dad you won't believe it the moon has hatched!" The Necromancer shouted. His father choked on his coffee.

"You alright Dad?" asked Lance worried.

"Yes, you psycho! The moon did what?" Blake, his dad said to his serial killer son.

"This is more important than you and me! The moon has hatched It was an egg!" Lance said hardly believing it himself and he saw it with his own eyes.

"Ok, I'll try to prioritize! What came out a mega space chicken?" asked Blake who was also the emperor of the solar system.

"If only it was a space chicken!" Lance said sadly.

"Then what hatched from it?" Ask his father.

"A giant space locust!" said Lance.

"Oh no they are world killers, they are worse than you!" said Blake,"They lay eggs in planets!" said Blake standing.

"Dad I am fate's-" Lance moaned.

"Assassin!" Blake interrupted.

"Whatever! We have a solar system to protect!" said Lance.

" Ok, then come on boy we need to get help," Blake said.

They ran out of the office. Through the gates of the other world and into the dimensional portal leading to the Earth and appeared in Blake's backyard. They paused slightly seeing the locust!

"Oh my God!" Blake said seeing the giant planet killer. It resembled a praying mantis. "It looks like fate wonder if they're related?" Lance said.

"Wouldn't surprise me he's insane, sending you off to kill people he doesn't like!" Blake said "I've not seen a space locust before," Blake stood in awe of the beast. Music by suno ai and song lyrics by Author


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The Cult of Death reworked

Sun, 31 Mar 2024 12:48:34 GMT

Why is real necromancer Jasper Argent associating with a death cult of fake goth necromancers and who is the mysterious lady he wants to save? Will they get away?


music this from episode is by SUNO AI


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Out of Time

Mon, 25 Mar 2024 22:35:12 GMT

"It's dark tonight I hope we aren't seen," a man said to his partner in crime.


"It's like the old days we climb in a window and pray not to get caught," said the thief who was known as the Chameleon to his partner the Cat as they stealthily walked through the garden of their mark.


"The room is the third window on the second story," said the Cat examining the building. The Chameleon tested the strength of a lattice leading to it going up the wall.


This should work I'm surprised people are so careless with security," the Chameleon said laughing. They climbed up the lattice trying not to be pricked by the thorns of the rose that climbed up it as well.


"The alarm is off or it should be, but I'll disable it," said the Chameleon.


He cut the alarm wire and jimmied the window till it opened.


They climbed in the room and looked about it.


"The safe is behind that painting," said the Chameleon pointing at the only picture in the room.


"Ok who will do the work you or me?" asked the Cat who was as skilled a cracksman as the Chameleon.


"It's my turn you did the last job," said the Chameleon who walked over to the picture removing it handing it to the Cat to put down.


The Chameleon put his ear to the safe and cracked the lock and opened the door removing the contents out of the safe putting it in a backpack on the Cat's back.


"Got it! Let's go." said the Chameleon.

These Thieves Are Dead!

How can the dead commit robbery?


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Hell Is Empty And All The Devils Are Here- Reworked

Sat, 23 Mar 2024 23:00:09 GMT

Scratch a killer and you get a monster.


"What are you doing in a lonely blind ally in the city at night?" asked the father of a very suspicious character, a man in black wearing a long black trench coat he was wanted as a serial killer.

"Go away I'm working Dad," hissed the son Lance.

"I won't," said the father hoping to prevent a murder.

"Go away I don't need skeletons coming out of closets and getting in my way," said Lance the son cryptically. A car started nearby and left.

"You scared them off deadhead," snapped Lance shortly then he stomped off.


A man who was hidden in the dark clubbed the father on the head he fell to the ground.

Lance seemingly goes mad while trying to find his father will he ever find him alive?



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Hit The Road Jack- reworked

Sat, 23 Mar 2024 22:57:34 GMT

Will this killer scare him to death or kill him?

Lance Alexander Sr sat singing along with his car radio as he waited to pick up his son Jr. He was totally distracted by the music. He didn't see the man jump in his car til it was too late. "What are you doing in my car," said Lance noticing him.

"Drive!" said the stranger coldly.

"I'm waiting for my son hit the road, Jack!" said Lance he hadn't time for this guy.

"Forget him and drive," said the stranger pulling a gun on Lance.

"You don't want to do this mate!" warned Lance knowingly.

"do you think you're a magician?" asked the carjacker.

"I'm worse!" said Lance smiling darkly as he stared the car and sped off. Lance was worse than a magician they were heroes he was wanted by the police as a serial killer.

His son saw his car speed away.

"Okay I'll take myself home then!" said Jr shortly and disappeared into thin air teleporting home.

Meanwhile, in the car, the carjacker was terrified thinking he chose the wrong car to carjack. The owner was insane and had some sort of a death wish he was all over the road like a madman and had a devil-may-care attitude with the carjacker.

"Let me out of here? I'll not hurt you if you let me go," pleaded the carjacker who was petrified.

"You said you wanted me to drive," said Lance in a mock hurt tone as he locked the doors and drove on.



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The Devil's Night- Reworked

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 05:20:21 GMT

Lance Sr., the Necromancer, sneaks through the night, concealed by darkness, on a relentless quest to find his prey: a notorious local serial killer. It's a game of cat and mouse, who will end up dead.


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All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream-reworked

Tue, 19 Mar 2024 23:58:54 GMT

When Dr Death the local coroner is invited to perform in the hospital he works in's Tv charity performance little did they know the coroner was hiding a secret he is a famous stage illusionist he goes to the audition and his hospital colleague falls in love with the man who comes in his place and refuses to believe he could ever be the same man and his stage magician partner isn't helping either.

She confronts the coroner for not having the courage to audition himself still not recognizing him he realizes he has fallen for a dream of the handsome illusionist, not himself.


A tall handsome clean shaven blue-eyed man walked on stage for the audition he looked nervous. "Who are you? You look familiar," asked a lady auditioner who fell in love with this strange young man. "Dr Blake Alexander, you know me," said the young man. "No, I don't any Dr Alexanders," said the lady. "No, he's kidding us he's Blake Fire! He's famous," said another auditioner, "He owns this theater." "Don't hold it against me," said Blake charmingly. "What are you going to do sing?" asked the lady. "I'm a magician," Blake said. "Oh, are you?" said the lady intrigued. "Where is Jack Tailor?" asked Dr Alexander. "He is sick Sally is here to do his job said the other auditioner. "Did Dr Death ask you to take his place here that grumpy nerd can't perform to save his life," said the lady who knew Dr Death as a bespectacled grouch who was always moaning, Blake tried to push up his glasses which he wasn't wearing frustratedly he looked irritated but that made him look more handsome. "I am Dr Death, I didn't ask myself anything, Sally Jack asked me to audition," snapped Blake.


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Shadow Play

Sun, 17 Mar 2024 00:13:36 GMT


Blake Alexander and his son Lance the Necromancer meet a celebrity ghost Federici the ghost who haunts Melbourne's famous Princess Theater ghost because he spooked a reaper who was taking him to the afterlife. "You don't know the Phantom of the Opera?" Blake chuckled. "Yeah Gaston Leroux wrote it and it was performed here as a musical yonks ago. He is not real," said Lance. "No not that one Frederick Baker," said Blake. "Fredrick Baker?" asked Lance puzzled. "Federici the Phantom of the Princess Theater," said Blake. "Federwhatsi?" Lance said. "Reech ee, Federici he's called," Blake said and sighed, "Call him Fred." "Ok why is Fred still here?" asked Lance. "Don't know," said Blake. this is a short story, not real the ghost Federici is a Melbourne theater legend he was a real man Frederick Baker aka Federici he died in a production of Faust play Mesphitso he died then took his bows on the stage. The ghost is Inspired by Frederick Baker aka Federici the princess theater ghost.


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The Rise of the ghost

Fri, 15 Mar 2024 09:53:09 GMT

Between a ghost reincarnated in a magician and the magician himself and a hybrid of Magician, and grey alien. They love yet don't know who the other is, even if they are friends. They love yet can't see the other hiding in plain sight. Who will she end up loving?


"What are you doing?" said Stella. "I'm coming to the masked ball in style," said the Ghost. "In style, what are you going to do rob it?" said Stella. "Rob it?" said the Ghost, offended. "Why are you dressed as the Ghost?" asked Stella. "I was hoping to see Rogue Star," said the Ghost. Rogue Star was Stella's secret name as a local superhero. No one knew who she was. "Why?" asked Stella, frowning. "Do I need a reason?" said the Ghost. "Nice outfit, Aureus," said a voice behind them. "Hi, am I that obvious?" said the Ghost. "Actually, yes," said Stella. "Well, I had to try, I wanted to meet Rogue Star," said Aureus. "Face it, she's out of your league," said the person behind them, Jasper her father. "I am not the Masked Chicken now," said Aureus. Who had been a fool for most of his life. He had been known as a fool, he had been known as the Masked Chicken. He had indeed changed the man who woke up to be Aureus, the Ghost. His sleeping soul awakening turned the hopeless, helpless, fool into a normal person, but his reputation stuck. "We know it," said Stella, "but you are no Ghost he is charming and amazing you are just... you."

Aureus looked sad that even the girl who loved the Ghost wasn't mildly impressed by the outfit.


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The Magicians: a song

Wed, 06 Mar 2024 07:35:07 GMT

A song


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The Magicians Theme

Sun, 03 Mar 2024 03:34:17 GMT

By Suno Ai


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Banking For Trouble

Sat, 17 Feb 2024 04:11:42 GMT

Lance and Fred never got on well with each other, can they stop fighting long enough to stop a bank robber from robbing a bank they are visiting?

Who gets hurt? Will Lance kill the robber or not?


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Hiding In Plain Sight

Fri, 09 Feb 2024 12:31:52 GMT

Reynard is hunting for Blake for a crime he didn't do. Lance the Necromancer did it to save Blake, who was being murdered.

Reynard, the Red Fox finally figures out where Blake is hiding He isn't he's in hiding from the police and the world in plain sight; he is posing as his own grandfather, the emperor of the universe, Rey's adopted brother.

How can Blake escape the law and the Fox?


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The Magicians: Dying to get in

Tue, 06 Feb 2024 13:19:39 GMT

When a killer stalks the Karaoke for victims, the magicians go to the Karaoke to stalk him. Will it kill one of them, and who murders the songs?


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The Magicians: Send in the Clowns

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 14:58:18 GMT

Lance Alexander Sr., also known as The Necromancer, cunningly infiltrates a circus in order to ensnare a nefarious killer vampire clown who not only takes innocent lives but also flees the scene with the entire circus troupe. In order to catch the killer, Lance disguises himself as a sword-swallowing clown.


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The Grandfather Paradox

Tue, 02 Jan 2024 04:57:27 GMT

A magician disappears without a trace and must be found. Blake, also known as The King Of Death, mysteriously vanishes. 

He is wanted dead or alive for a violent shocking crime, a frame-up, his family suspect. It is suspected he has gone on the run by the police.

Is he dead or alive, no one knows, no one has any clue where he is. he could be anywhere in time or space. How will they find him? Where do you find a man who could be anywhere?

Lance finds him again as a ghost from the past. As an anomaly, even time can't repress, he can't explain.


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...And The Magician Disappers

Wed, 27 Dec 2023 12:03:05 GMT

A magician disappears without a trace and must be found. Blake, also known as The King Of Death, mysteriously vanishes. 

He is wanted dead or alive for a violent shocking crime, a frame-up, his family suspect. It is suspected he has gone on the run by the police.

Is he dead or alive, no one knows, no one has any clue where he is. he could be anywhere in time or space. How will they find him? Where do you find a man who could be anywhere?



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The Magicians: The Dead Of Night

Sat, 16 Dec 2023 14:05:44 GMT

The night was still, and quiet, all seemed the same for the ghost of the hotel.

It would be another boring night roam for her, she foresaw.

Until the silence was broken by a man screaming. She wandered to the room the scream came from. It was the room she was murdered in.

When she got there, she found a man looking terrified at a grey alien.

He had apparently awoken and seen the alien about to abduct him.

The ghost was nice, so she felt there was only one thing to do to scare away the alien and save the man. All is not as it seems, how will this end?


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The Magicians: The Vengeful Victim

Thu, 30 Nov 2023 13:52:57 GMT

"Marlowe! Here! Now!" screamed Lando King the editor and owner of the Newspaper where Jim Marlowe worked as a reporter.

"Sounds like you got Lando really angry, said his friend Lance Alexander, who also worked there.

"Yeah," Jim said and rushed off to their boss's office to see Lando.

Jim timidly opened Lando's office door and walked scaredly into the room.

"Marlowe what took you so long to get here, did you come here via Tasmania?" shouted Lando. Jim grimaced nervously.

"No sir," said Jim, thinking it must have been the article he wrote for yesterday's paper.

It was. 

"How dare you try to put such idealistic tripe in my paper," shouted Lando, throwing a pile of papers at Jim. They were the article he submitted for editing and the notes on it.

"It wasn't tripe, Sir, it was the truth," Jim shouted back.

It was his second mistake talking back to Lando the control freak.

"The Earth does go round the Sun it's scientific a fact!" the livid Jim shouted.

"You precocious upstart," said the skeptical Lando, "get out of my newspaper!" shouted Lando.

"See you tomorrow, Mr. King, when you have calmed down a bit," said Jim.

"No you are fired, never stain my floors and paper again," shouted a furious Lando.

"No you can't fire me I quit," shouted Jim.


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The Locket And The Thief

Sun, 05 Nov 2023 13:25:13 GMT

What if you lost the last physical thing that reminds you of a lost beloved child through theft, and it happens to be found upon the body of the now dead thief, and it is now in the hands of the police would you if you had access to would you take it back? Is stealing back your own stolen thing, really theft or is it? This is the situation where this coroner, Blake, finds himself in.

On a lonely quiet misty night after midnight in Melbourne, anything can happen and it did. At that hour, only the reckless and unprincipled wander around.

On such a night as this, a straggler from a theatre was wandering in the cool calming night remembering a lost daughter who he'd lost many years ago on a night like this. This day, to be exact, 28 years earlier. She was murdered with her husband as they walked the street he was in. He came as he always did this night to lay a rose for them. He did so unbothered, for all the times he had come. Before that night. He pulled out an old locket and looked at it sadly and opened it, looking at the pictures inside it. They were his daughter and her husband. The father pulled a red rose from his inside coat pocket and lay the rose on the wet road. As the father knelt laying the rose there was a noise nearby on the road like a splash in the puddle, he looked up and saw a man with a gun trained on him.


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Murdered By Death

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 13:35:28 GMT

Murdered By Death

"Who killed her?" asked Reynard.

"A grim reaper," said the Necromantor.

"Lancelot, why did you kill her?" said Mortimer, turning on his son.

"It wasn't me! Why does everyone always blame me when they see a dead person," protested the Necromancer.

"Because you are usually the killer, you psycho," said Mortimer.

"I am not guilty now," said the Necromancer.

"It wasn't him the reaper spoke, he had a deep bass-baritone-sounding voice," said the Necromantor.

"I can't go that low," said Lance, the Necromancer who was a light tenor.

"Oh, looks like we have work to do on our side, Uncle Rey," Mortimer, who was also the local coroner, said, "We'll deal with it!"


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The Plague Doctor reworked

Wed, 01 Nov 2023 13:33:51 GMT

The Plague Doctor

A short historical Magicians story. Warlock Blake is captured and tortured by witch hunters, and he's not hiding it or escaping when he can easily, but why?

Reworked and re-read.


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Danse Macabre- Retravaillé

Mon, 30 Oct 2023 00:26:23 GMT

The Show Must Go On


When stage magician Blake Alexander aka Blake Fire who has a grim reaper for a soul senses someone in his audience is going to die he dances between life and death to not collect them with all his strength he must live and not take them to the afterlife because when his soul is released his body dies, and he can't die on stage in front of the world let alone come back to life.


Reworked edition.


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The Haunting of the Necromancer

Wed, 25 Oct 2023 23:51:27 GMT

A hilarious farce.


When the King of the Grim Reapers' son needs help to take a ghost haunting his home, he asks his father to help remove it, but was it a mistake?


Reworked edition


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The Magicians: A Very Grim Christmas

Mon, 23 Oct 2023 13:42:49 GMT

Blake "The Grinch" Alexander, the Grim Reaper, called the King of Death and Christmas Grinch. He was cursed with having a boss who loved Christmas when he despised the season of joy. He was made a tool of the season, making Blake feel like a fool. His son the Necromancer is making the season any better for him either.


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The Magicians: Shadows of Hell

Sat, 21 Oct 2023 22:28:48 GMT

While watching the sky at night, Blake, the King of Death and his son the Necromancer see a falling star and go to see where it fell, finding there a crashed UFO. Are these aliens friendly or dangerous? How will this end?


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The Magicians: The Devil's Night

Thu, 19 Oct 2023 13:59:39 GMT

Lance Sr., the Necromancer, sneaks through the night, concealed by darkness, on a relentless quest to find his prey: a notorious local serial killer. It's a game of cat and mouse, who will end up dead.


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The Magicians: The Shadow of Death

Tue, 17 Oct 2023 14:03:02 GMT

A dark, gothic, humorous farce. Blake, the King of Death deals with his son, Lance, a wanted killer grim reaper, and Magician, and a strange death as Blake, a coroner, can Lance solve the case.


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The Magicians: The Dark Lord And Master

Mon, 16 Oct 2023 12:44:53 GMT

Ever since Blake revealed his identity as Death, he has felt utterly disregarded. People just see Death, not the man he is. This is a day in his life.


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The Black Book

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:10:09 GMT

Blake's diary was stolen by a souvenir hunter.


The thief sells it to a reporter when he reads it.


the reporter shows it to Lando his editor.


Lando tells Lance his father-in-law.


Lance tells and scolds his dad Blake.


For his writing a diary.


The book could end the empire.


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The Magicians: I Saw You Coming

Sun, 15 Oct 2023 13:07:40 GMT

When Blake, the King of Death, made his way to a Psychic Expo, he entered with the expectation of encountering a multitude of individuals who were mere imposters, self-deceived individuals entangled in the illusion of having extraordinary abilities. He thought he'd be the only one with powers there.

He soon found he was wrong. In a gypsy tent, he met Monsieur Stardust, a man with a crystal ball dressed as a Gypsy fortune-teller.

"I saw you coming here?" said the Gypsy.


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The Book Of Death

Fri, 13 Oct 2023 00:13:52 GMT

"What killed him?" asked Reynard. "We don't know it seems like it may have been a dark enchantment," said Death. "Oh?" said Reynard, "Yes what sort of enchantment?" "We are reading up on it in our library of enchantments," said Death. A grim reaper walked out of a dark portal between the dimensions of the living and the dead. "Dante, hi," said Death to the reaper who was his assistant. "Hi, Blake," said Dante the reaper. "Anything new?" asked Death. "Yes we found the spell," said Dante. "What was it?" asked Death. "It came from the Book of Death," Dante said. "You have a book?" said Reynard. "No, its not my book! It's the Egyptian Book of the Dead," said Death. "It's real?" asked Reynard. "Yes," said Dante. "Is it a rogue reaper killing people?" asked Reynard. "No it could be anyone it was lost ages ago?" said Death. "Where?" asked Reynard. "We don't know?" said Death. "How could you lose a cursed book?" asked Reynard shocked. "We don't know it was lost," said Death. Reynard understood, but felt no comfort that a killer had it now.


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The Magicians: The Black Mirror

Wed, 11 Oct 2023 12:32:10 GMT

Sandy the Sandman gives the King of Doom Lance Jr a phone app called The Black Mirror to scry his dark visions in. Doom Actives app. What will the app do? Will it work?


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The Magicians: Pod Wars

Mon, 09 Oct 2023 13:55:30 GMT

The War is Live

In this Magician's story.


A podcaster from another newspaper has a war over podcast views, with Blake and Sandy, the war becomes dangerous when the podcaster is pressed by his boss to get higher ratings, or they will lose their job. How far will this war go? Will anyone be hurt by this war? How will this war end?


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The Magicians: Be Careful What You Wish For

Fri, 06 Oct 2023 14:43:44 GMT

Lance complains he doesn't have an assistant, so

his dad Blake organises a friend to work as his assistant.

Will he regret asking for an assistant? who will it be?


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The Magicians: None Shall Sleep

Thu, 05 Oct 2023 13:05:32 GMT

Blake Alexander, the King of Death, is captured, and no one dies while he's caught by order of his captor; who also demands the soul of his wife be returned to him, or he will kill death. The grim reapers send the Necromancer, Death's son, with the soul. The soul pleads with their husband to let her go and let Death go. What will he do? How will this end? Will Death survive this or die?


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The Magicians: Death Plays Solitare

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 15:13:05 GMT

Blake (the King of Death) is playing solitaire and trying to get drunk and forget the performance in a pub (after a bad performance as a stage Magician), he's mistaken for another man, a hitman, Blake, plays along to save the victim. He's caught as a fraud and the victim is killed, and Blake is blamed. What will happen next? Will he ever clear his name?


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The Magicians: Taken

Mon, 02 Oct 2023 12:26:46 GMT

The baby of Gray alien Mookaite and the Magician the Necromantor is kidnapped in a car robbery by an alien conspiracy nut when they want to capture her mother and will only trade the baby for the mother.

The Necromancer is sent to kill the alien nut as they kill the baby.

Mookaite is caught, will she die or survive?

Will the Necromancer catch the killer?

How will this end?



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The Kakistocracy

Fri, 29 Sep 2023 15:03:14 GMT

Blue Midnight aka Blake has a new name, Dark Midnight, the King of Death he struggles to live in the open as Mortimer, king of the grim reapers. He tries to hit the ground running. But everyone is treating him differently, most are scared of him or see him as a usurper for his stealing the empire as they see it. Others want him to do miracles he can't do. Meanwhile, Aureus the Rose, formerly the idiot the Masked Chicken is now in charge of the Magicians he is a puppet emperor the real Emperor is Dark Midnight the former emperor as Aureus can't cope as Emperor, he can't lead a dog on a walk let alone an empire.


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The Magicians: The Rise of Death

Wed, 27 Sep 2023 14:28:15 GMT

Blue Midnight aka Blake has a new name, Dark Midnight, the King of Death he struggles to live in the open as Mortimer, king of the grim reapers.

He tries to hit the ground running. But everyone is treating him differently, most are scared of him or see him as a usurper for his stealing the empire as they see it. Others want him to do miracles he can't do, to his annoyance. The Necromancer, his son, isn't helping either.


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The Magicians: The Picture of Death

Tue, 26 Sep 2023 15:52:29 GMT

Aureus Argent aka Gabriel Drac, (the former Masked Chicken) a Magician paints a picture of Blake as a human magician he is the emperor of the magicians, and as a birthday present for Blake, it ends up in his afterlife office, where he is to have a reporter doing an article on him by order of Fate, his boss. How bad can this go? Really bad! But how bad?


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The Magicians: Memento Mori

Sat, 23 Sep 2023 14:59:30 GMT

The unnamed Mortimer, the king of the Grim Reapers, tells the story of how he promised to protect the son of a friend who died long before the Magicians came out.

He appears to him as a friend when the son's relatives die at their funeral, and as a friend when he needs one.

He becomes the ultimate Memento Mori.

An adventure of a lifetime.


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The Magicians: The Fall of Death

Thu, 21 Sep 2023 14:55:47 GMT

What truly caused Blake's accident? He falls off the stage in the middle of a magic act?


He ends up in a lot of pain, with broken bones and bruised pride.


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Mortimer, Dog of Death

Sun, 17 Sep 2023 12:16:13 GMT

Mortimer, the King of the Grim Reapers, has his toughest job yet posing as an Egyptian god to collect a Pharaoh in Ancient Egypt how will he go?

He also must survive his friends, who think he looks like a joke


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The Magicians: All A Matter of Appearances

Fri, 15 Sep 2023 11:54:01 GMT

A car full of young-looking men is pulled over by a highway patrolman.

As a bunch of young joyriders.

The Necromancer is the only one of them enjoying this, how will his father and son defuse his mischief?

How will these young-looking men get away from the patrolman?


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The Magicians: Human Nature

Wed, 13 Sep 2023 16:32:30 GMT

One of the Magicians suffers from human nature, and the brazen, devil-may-care, risk-taker Lance Alexander Sr realises he is mortal. He has a horrible dream of the angel of death killing, and the next day he meets a person in his dream. He dreads them recognising him. Furthermore, he knows they will kill him if they do and free the Angel his soul in killing him. He is scared, more scared than he ever was before.

He knows one of them will die, but who?


It's human nature to fear death, and that went doubly for Lancelot Alexander, the Necromancer, a grim reaper with the soul of an uncontrollable violent killer. In the past, he feared death less, but now he feared what would be released into the world when he died; his soul was a horrible killer worse than him.

Lance awoke from a very bad dream, screaming.


“Lance, are you alright?” Asked his wife, spooked by her husband's screaming.

"I saw the angel kill again," said the sweating, scared man, whom the police called a serial killer.


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The Magicians: A Time to Live, A Time to Die

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 15:14:25 GMT

An assassin kills Lance in retaliation for the gangland godfather killing Lance committed for Fate, his boss. Sergeant Reynard Alexander discovers Lance is dead, he informs the Coroner he knows he is Mortimer and that the Necromancer was his son. Reynard is informed by Dante that the Angel of Death, which was Lance's soul, has been freed. The Angel is worse, a killer worse than Lance ever was, and he wants his body for some reason. Blake goes on the run with his son's remains, how far will he run? How will Reynard react? How will this end? Will the Angel catch up to Lance's body? How far will the Angel go to get what he wants?


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The Angel of Death promo

Tue, 05 Sep 2023 01:53:03 GMT

fed promo into site https://ai.invideo.io and got this as a video read with music and converted to mp3 for here hear full story on my podcast


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The Magicians: The Angel of Death

Mon, 04 Sep 2023 15:05:49 GMT

In his sleep one day something terrible awakens something inside him, even the killer Fate's angel of vengeance can't stop or kill this stranger.

It is the Angel of Death! An unstoppable killer who kills with the power of Death. He was a myth amongst the grim reapers. Now he who has been sleeping within the heart of a killer has awoken.

How will his father the King of the Reapers take the news?


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The Magicians: Take off the mask. Tell me how you REALLY feel!

Fri, 01 Sep 2023 13:48:44 GMT

In his office In the afterlife Mortimer, the grim reaper king, In his human form sat reading and signing papers. He was Listening to Coldplays' album "A Rush of Blood to the Head" listening to "The Scientist". His idea of chilling out at work.

When in strolled his son the Necromancer.

"How is the Lord of the Dead," asked the son.

"I am not the Lord of anything, Lance," grumbled Mortimer.


Mortimer AKA Blake and Lance, The Necromancer finally tell each other what they think of each other it's not good.


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The Magicians: Times Change

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 16:10:51 GMT

Dr Blake Alexander aka Mortimer is caught by the police saving his son's life his mugshot is a hit with the police He must confront his great uncle the policeman magician with the truth he is dead and has been protecting his son from the law. How will the policeman react? How far will their friends go to help save them?


A reworked version of Caught Dead and Out of Time.


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The Magicians: Caught Dead Promo

Thu, 31 Aug 2023 03:46:33 GMT

Trailer for a story in a podcast made by Invideo ai video maker converted to audio.


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The Magicians: Caught Dead

Mon, 28 Aug 2023 18:04:05 GMT

Dr Blake Alexander aka Mortimer is caught by the police saving his son's life his mugshot is a hit with the police He must confront his great uncle the policeman magician with the truth he is dead and has been protecting his son from the law. How will the policeman react? How can Blake ever live this down?


Blake I've got bad news the Necromancer will die today," said his employer Fate Argent Lumiere knowing the father would need time to get used to his son's death.

"How?" asked the crying father.

"The police will shoot him," said Fate.

"Have a drink man you need it," said Fate handing Blake a drink he made appear out of thin air.

Blake drank it down in a gulp and started coughing coking on the drink.

Not long later a desperate father with nothing to lose stood on the scene of his son's death crying driven insane by the death of his son.

"What are you doing, here Dad," asked Blake's son seeing him crying he hugged him.

"What is it dad?" asked the son.

"I came to save your life you are going to be shot by the police here and die," said the father.

"I'm touched!" said the shocked son.

"Go run boy! Now! " said Blake "They are here listening to us."

The Necromancer disappeared into thin air the police piled in the room.

Blake knew if he tried anything he would be dead too.

"Mortimer don't move or you are dead," said a policeman he recognized as his great uncle Reynard or Simon.

"I will give up peacefully," said Blake who looked human and was masked he was dressed in a black shirt and trousers knowing he'd be seen he was disguised.


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The Magicians: The Shaman

Sun, 27 Aug 2023 15:12:33 GMT

"Hello, my son is possessed," a man said on the phone to a Shaman.

"What proof do you have?" asked the Shaman.

"He is acting like a psychopath he is disrespectful and dangerous and he rambles about being an avenging angel." moaned a man in a lab coat and glasses.

"Has he spoken to a doctor he sounds like he needs a psychologist, not a Shaman," said the Shaman.

"His doctor thinks he needs to be convinced he's been exorcised to make him heal he is deluded," said Dr Blake Alexander his son's doctor.

"I can go through the exorcism as a placebo," said the Shaman.

"Thank you," said Dr Alexander.


How wrong can this exorcism go?


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The Magicians: The Grave Diggers

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 18:12:45 GMT

"Dad tell me again why we a digging a grave?" Lance Alexander asked his Dad Blake Alexander.

"We're burying your latest victim," Blake snapped back.

"Ha! Ha," returned Lance not at all amused.

"Fate has decreed we reapers must do graveyard duty for the next week he called it grave diggers appreciation month," moaned Blake who was in grim reaper form as his son was.

"This is insane!" said Lance.

"Stop moaning! We have only 5 days 6 hours and 3 minutes till this is over!" said Blake's grim reaper assistant Dante, "get back to work."


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The Magicians: All we see or seem is but a dream within a dream

Thu, 24 Aug 2023 17:21:39 GMT

When Dr Death the local coroner is invited to perform in the hospital he works in's Tv charity performance little did they know the coroner was hiding a secret he is a famous stage illusionist he goes to the audition and his hospital colleague falls in love with the man who comes in his place and refuses to believe he could ever be the same man and his stage magician partner isn't helping either.


She confronts the coroner for not having the courage to audition himself still not recognizing him he realizes he has fallen for a dream of the handsome illusionist, not himself.


A tall handsome clean shaven blue-eyed man walked on stage for the audition he looked nervous. "Who are you? You look familiar," asked a lady auditioner who fell in love with this strange young man. "Dr Blake Alexander, you know me," said the young man. "No, I don't any Dr Alexanders," said the lady. "No, he's kidding us he's Blake Fire! He's famous," said another auditioner, "He owns this theater." "Don't hold it against me," said Blake charmingly. "What are you going to do sing?" asked the lady. "I'm a magician," Blake said. "Oh, are you?" said the lady intrigued. "Where is Jack Tailor?" asked Dr Alexander. "He is sick Sally is here to do his job said the other auditioner. "Did Dr Death ask you to take his place here that grumpy nerd can't perform to save his life," said the lady who knew Dr Death as a bespectacled grouch who was always moaning, Blake tried to push up his glasses which he wasn't wearing frustratedly he looked irritated but that made him look more handsome. "I am Dr Death, I didn't ask myself anything, Sally Jack asked me to audition," snapped Blake.


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The Magicians: Broken

Sat, 19 Aug 2023 16:55:49 GMT

A man shoots the son of the Necromancer because these ageless Magicians look the same and have the same name and Jr is answering the door of his father's house who could blame the shooter for his mistake? Can Jr's broken father save him or will he die?


"I'll answer the door," Lance Alexander called hearing the doorbell go off.

He walked to the front door and opened it.

"Are you Lance Alexander," said the seedy-looking man at the door,

"Yes, but-" Lance said only stopping talking because he was shot and the man ran away.

Lance's father also called Lance Alexander came running to the door.

"What happened Jr? Are you alright?" Sr asked.

"I was shot, but I'm alright," said Jr who was playing tougher than he was, "I think he was looking for you?"

"Stop playing the hero boy," said his worried father who was looking for the shooter.

Jr collapsed on the doorstep Sr picked up his bleeding son and teleported him to the local hospital's emergency waiting room.

Running to the reception desk with his bleeding now unconscious son.

"My son was shot he needs help," said Sr panicked.


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The Magicians: Hit The Road Jack

Thu, 17 Aug 2023 14:05:25 GMT

Will this killer scare him to death or kill him?


Lance Alexander Sr sat singing along with his car radio as he waited to pick up his son Jr. He was totally distracted by the music. He didn't see the man jump in his car til it was too late. "What are you doing in my car," said Lance noticing him.

"Drive!" said the stranger coldly.

"I'm waiting for my son hit the road, Jack!" said Lance he hadn't time for this guy.

"Forget him and drive," said the stranger pulling a gun on Lance.

"You don't want to do this mate!" warned Lance knowingly.

"do you think you're a magician?" asked the carjacker.

"I'm worse!" said Lance smiling darkly as starting the car and sped off. Lance was worse than a magician they were heroes he was wanted by the police as a serial killer.

His son saw his car speed away.

"Okay I'll take myself home then!" said Jr shortly and disappeared into thin air teleporting home.


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The Magicians: Hell is Empty and All the Devils Are Here

Wed, 09 Aug 2023 14:39:44 GMT

Scratch a killer and you get a monster.


"What are you doing in a lonely blind ally in the city at night?" asked the father of a very suspicious character, a man in black wearing a long black trench coat he wanted as a serial killer.

"Go away I'm working Dad,"  hissed the son Lance.

"I won't," said the father hoping to prevent a murder.

"Go away I don't need skeletons coming out of closets and getting in my way," said Lance the son cryptically. A car started nearby and left.

"You scared them off deadhead," snapped Lance shortly then he stomped off.


A man who was hidden in the dark clubbed the father on the head he fell to the ground.

Lance seemingly goes mad while trying to find his father will he ever find him alive?


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Vivienne and the Reaper the Mortal Coil

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 07:11:46 GMT

Aventures of Vivienne and her friend the Grim Reaper not a Magicians but similar


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The Magicians: The Chicken Virus

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 07:05:06 GMT

"Achoo!" Went the Masked Chicken sneezing in his friend the coroner Blake Alexander's face.

"Thanks for that Gabriel!" Blake said angrily, "I don't need the X-Zeracian virus!"

"Don't worry I just have hay fever!" said the chicken.

"Careful dad he'll give you the chicken virus!" Lance, Blake's son said walking up to them keeping his distance.

"I think you may have caught the chicken virus you should be at home!" said Lance.

The masked chicken gives the X-Zeracian virus a virus from another planet to his friend Blake causing many catastrophes in this world and the next.


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The Magicians: Who was that masked man?

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:58:50 GMT

When ultra goth Junior has a bad vision of the future he tries to stop it becoming real as an average looking man in a pandemic mask the police want to find him as a witness but he does't want to come out in the open. will he be caught.

"This goth thing is not good for you!" said Lance Senior "What could my being an emo goth be a problem?" said the prince. "You look more like a vampire than your cousin the queen of vampires and she's a vampire," Lance said frowning. "I'm emo, not a vampire!" said the prince offended. "I know that!" said Lance, "Can't you dress less like Dracula?" "No this is me if you won't accept me as I am you will have to just take me as I am!" the prince said. "You can't do that!" shouted the prince in horror. "I can you have been ungothed!" said Lance smiling at his son's smart appearance. His son wore a jeans suit. his hair smoothly brushed he looked handsome and a lot like his father. But all the prince saw was his father in a bad casual suit! "I am ugly!" said the prince depressed. "No you look good!" said Senior "Why can't I use magic to change back?" said the prince running to his makeup trying to put on makeup but it disappeared. "What have you done to me?" shouted the infuriated prince. "You are not allowed to be a goth anymore!" said Lance. "Mum!" the prince said begging for help. "He's right, Junior, you can't be a goth it is not safe for you! It is depressing you!" said the mother not sure her husband was right. The prince walked to his door and slammed it in his parents' faces. "That went well!" said Senior awkwardly his wife glared at him. The Prince cried for the rest of the night.


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The Magicians: There Will Be Blood

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:51:47 GMT

"Why are you here to insult me again!" Moaned Dr. Alexander.

"No Astra, Queen of Vampires had a vision on a crime scene!" said Lance.

"What's new my granddaughter is a medium!" Dr. Alexander moaned.

"But what she saw wasn't real!" said Lance

"Then why tell us, if it is not real!" said Dante who was trying to clean the blood off the pages of the bloody papers.

"What did she see?" asked Dr. Alexander.

"A white raven sitting on a human skull blood running from the nose hole of the skull in a dark place," said Lance turning white.

"It means you Dad your symbol is a white raven, the skull symbol of death."

"What is that meant to mean?" said Dante.

"Blue Midnight is going to die or I am King of the grim reapers!" snapped Blake shortly.

"What about the bloody nose?" asked Dante.

"Blood of death!" said Lance.

"What does that mean!" said Dante.

"There will be blood!" said Blake.

"Don't be a drama queen!" scoffed Lance.

"It's just an omen they happen someone is trying to reveal me, the Emperor of the solar system as a grim reaper!" Blake moaned, "and my blood relatives! Wouldn't put it past this guy on the slab! He has the motivation and he didn't know Astra was one of my kin who knew who I was! Come with me you two!" a portal of darkness swirled in the air.

beware there will be blood


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The Magicians: Fake and Enter

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:45:43 GMT

"Good evening ladies and gentlemen welcome to our show," said a voice that came from the stage of a small theatre.

"He's throwing his voice or using a microphone," muttered a bearded man with an Italian accent.

On the stage appeared the owner of the voice.

"He is using a trap door," the Italian muttered.

"I am Blake Fire," said the clean shaven Australian magician.

Another magician appeared on stage in flames he looked like a cross between a vampire and a magician.

"Trap door and pyrotechnics," said the Italian.

"And I am Max Starfire," said the vampire.

"My assistant!" said the first magician. The second

sneered and snapped "I'm your partner, Granddad!"

Max was the husband of Blake's grandaughter he was older than he looked.

"Max!" snapped back Blake as he beckoned Max to come over to him.

Blake removed his own top hat in a flourish. Max pulled a rabbit out of the hat then opened the rabbit's mouth. Blake's eyes widened in horror and he screamed "No!

Max pulled a hat out of the rabbit's mouth it killed the rabbit. Blake who was covered in rabbit blood screamed "Not again! Bring down the curtains. The show's over!

"How did they do that?" the Italian asked..


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The Magicians: The Writing is on the Wall

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:35:52 GMT

a short story based on my Vivienne and the reaper


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The Magicians: No Turning Back

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:28:43 GMT

"We have your wife and daughter," a man said over the phone to magician Max Starfire. Who sat alone in his dark dressing room in his theatre.

"Max! why so serious?" said Blake Fire doing a Joker impression seeing his worried face as he walked in the room. Blake was his partner in the magic act.

"Shut up, Blake this is serious! Go away!" Max snapped back,

"We can use him too," the voice on the phone said, "tell him to stay we will use him too,".

"Blake please don't go! They need you!" Max said.

"Who needs me?" asked Blake.

"The people who say they have Astra and little Astry," Max burst out.

"Have they any proof they have them?" asked Blake.

"Nothing but their word so far," said Max,

"Put it on speaker phone I'll close the door," Blake said.

Max turned on speaker phone and Blake closed the door.


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The Magicians: The Spirits of the Land

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:19:19 GMT

A novella or short novel


On a working holiday in Dartmoor England the Magicians take in the nature and culture and do a deadly act of pure magic as only they can.

But what is real and what is just swamp gas and what is an illusion all is a blur.


The Zigzag man


"Ew! that is disturbing,"

"It's only a trick.."

"Max hurry up! I'm bleeding to death. Put me back together."

"Do you want me to put him together again?"

"No, don't he'll have more of him to do his paperwork!"

"Max!" Screamed Blake who was dying.

"Ok! Ok! You win Blake,"

"You nearly had a special guest the grand reaper Mortimer you creep! Trust a vampire to do a dangerous trick what should I expect!"

"Blake is a good sport!"

"with a baseball bat!"

"This brings us to the end of the show!" said Blake glaring at his son.

The magicians took their bows.

"Max tried to kill me that is the last time we do that trick!" Blake said.

"No, I didn't I was playing to the crowd!" said Max Starfire.

"Right playing to the crowd my son wants my job, so you left me to die!" said Blake shortly.

"I didn't kill you Blake stop acting like a drama queen," Max snapped.


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The Magicians: The Haunting of Death- Extended

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:09:58 GMT

This is a short poetic story based on characters from the Magicians series.

I am beyond life,

I am beyond strife,

I am long beyond my last breath,

I'm among the angelic host,

some call me a ghost,


I awoke one day dead or as good as dead,

I knew not how it was even possible me being a ghost

as I was the king of the grim reapers, so I cannot die in a normal way as this to become a ghost.


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What The-?

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:05:02 GMT

inspiration for my Tales from the Crypt very dark


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The Magicians: Tales from the Crypt

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 06:00:20 GMT

based on What The-? by the same author


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The Magicians: Fate digs up a friend

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:55:29 GMT

A man in a mask and a tux stood by a grave of his friend's dead wife.

"Angela Alexander you will live again!" The man said, "You will reincarnate in the past!"

"Argent. What are you doing lurking in the graveyard!" Angela's grieving widower snapped finding it an odd place to find fate.

"Oh hi, Mortimer what bring the king of the grim reapers here?" Argent said.

"My wife is buried here It gives me a right and reason to be here," said

the reaper Mortimer.

"Isn't she in your realm?" asked Argent.

"Only her soul, not seen her since she was processed," Mortimer said,

"Oh shame," said Argent, "no job perks."

"No, reapers are not meant to see their wives and families after death rule-" Mortimer was interrupted.

"Quit with the paperwork she's your wife!" Argent snapped.

"I know a lady you may like," Argent said leading Mortimer from his wife grave.

"There can never be anyone for me but Angela you busybody," said the reaper.

"We'll see!" said Argent smiling.

"What are you up too?" said Mortimer.

"You'll see!" said Argent.


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The Magicians: Dark Angel or The Visitation

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:48:51 GMT

a poem


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The Magicians: A Vampire in a car crash

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:45:10 GMT

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to be in a fatal car crash? If you are already dead and can't die what would happen to you?


After a car crash where Max would be dead, if he wasn't already, as he is a vampire so he survived. So he must pay for the crash.


Survivors guilt has never been so strange.


He's Dead and He Must Pay For It


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The Magicians: The Man Who Sold The World

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:40:30 GMT

Good quotes from The Man Who Sold The World

"The US president has met the new rulers of the Earth," said the tv.

On the tv was President Biden looking nervously at a mean looking grey alien.

"I can't believe they surrendered to the X-zeraciens," said Blake.

"Is this the start of world war 3?" asked Biden.

"I know about Putin he won't win," said The King of the Earth.

"Ok who are you guys!" said Biden.

The translator shrugged.

"... the Emperor of The Universe and his Judge!"

"Come on, man! You aren't more of them," said the president.

"No, they are invaders we are the owners of the Earth," Blake said.

The aliens translator looked nervous.

"You know of us what did he do?" ask The King the celestial emperor.

"He gave us this planet," said the alien.

"They kidnapped me," said the translator.

"You gave us this world to get back here and work with us here," said the grey.

"He's a conman," said Blake.


this is a micro short story


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The Magicians: The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:34:49 GMT

The Masked Chicken is a hero, or he thinks he is he needs help on a case so he asks all his friends who are busy will he find anyone who is not busy. This is a farce staring the Masked Chicken the serial pest of the Magicians who is more likely to get in trouble than solve any case.


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The Magicians: The Gift

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:29:36 GMT

Lance snr is a known plant killer he can't keep a plant alive.

The Masked Chicken is a superhero his gift is chaos.

He decided to give a friend the best present ever.

He went to a plant nursery and asked for a plant no one could kill.

He was given a blackberry.

That even Lance can't kill why?


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The Magicians: The Men In Black

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:25:41 GMT

When the men in black ask superheroes Blue Midnight and his grandfather the King of the Earth for help they don't expect to find they would go to Black Rock to have a strange alien encounter.


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The Magicians: The Dark Soul

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:17:01 GMT

He has a soul of darkness the soul of a killer a soul of death, a soul so dark it could not be his thought a psychic mentalist who is working in his father theater for a night of magic her style the metalist senses it.

His soul is so dark all that can be done with him but expelling the demon who is controlling him. The Necromancer, Lance Alexander can't resist playing along with her but how far will he go and where will this end.


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The Magicians: Tempus lord of time

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:11:33 GMT

a poem


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Tempus fugit or Tempus flies

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:08:55 GMT

Tempus tries plane flight


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The Magicians: The space between

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:07:17 GMT

a short story


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The Magicians: The world between worlds

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:04:38 GMT

a short story


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The Magicians: Fall Out

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 05:01:00 GMT

"There you are Doctor, we were looking everywhere for you. We have another job for you," an orderly said.

"For heaven's sake don't beat around the bush!" Grumbled the Doctor.

"Another freshy for you!" said the orderly.

"Please refrain from referring to them as freshies call them a dead person!" hissed the doctor.

"Ok another dead person!" said the orderly.

"Take me to them," the doctor demanded.

"Doctor Death has come to do his job," announced the orderly to the nervous nurse inside the room with the body.

"I'm a coroner, not Doctor Death," said the Doctor entering the room.

"So sorry!" a reaper said walking out of the room. The doctor ran to the bedside of the dead person.

"Oh my god no," the doctor said weeping tears of blue electric fire which crystalized betraying his inhumanity to his colleagues.

"Blue Midnight is Doctor Death!" cried the orderly.

"Really, Sherlock how didn't you know!" said Blake crying,

"I was called here by my son because my wife was critical!"

"I just told him about his wife's death! Hey! That's your job telling people their relatives are dead!" the orderly moaned.

"I'll do you the same favor one day!" snarled Blake.

A man in a mask and a tux stood by a grave of his friend's dead wife.

"Angela Alexander you will live again!" The man said, "You will reincarnate in the past!"

"Argent. What are you doing lurking in the graveyard!" Angela's grieving widower snapped finding it an odd place to find fate.

"Oh hi, Mortimer what bring the king of the grim reapers here?" Argent said.

"My wife is buried here It gives me a right and reason to be here," said

the reaper Mortimer.


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The Magicians: The Reapers vs the Bogeyman

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:52:22 GMT

"There is a dark wraith in this hospital," said a grim reaper closing the coroner's office door behind him. "You don't need too be dramatic everyone in the morgue is dead Necromancer," said the coroner.

the door opened in walked the coroner's assistant.

"and he's a reaper too," the coroner said of his assistant Dante.

"What is the Necromancer doing here you have work to do Blake," Dante said.

"He has informed me we have an illegal haunting here," said Blake, the Coroner.

"You leave it to him you have too much work to do here," said Dante.

"Dante you can help us It is a wraith we may need you," said Blake.

"A wraith? Where is it?" said Dante.

"The children's ward," said the necromancer "it comes to the children at night."

"what is it doing?" asked Blake.

"Spooking the kids," said the Necromancer.

"How do you know?" asked Dante.

"I was told by the ghost of a child I took for processing he thought I was the wraith when I took him," said the Necromancer."There is a dark wraith in this hospital," said a grim reaper closing the coroner's office door behind him. "You don't need too be dramatic everyone in the morgue is dead Necromancer," said the coroner.

the door opened in walked the coroner's assistant.

"and he's a reaper too," the coroner said of his assistant Dante.

"What is the Necromancer doing here you have work to do Blake," Dante said.

"He has informed me we have an illegal haunting here," said Blake, the Coroner.

"You leave it to him you have too much work to do here," said Dante.

"Dante you can help us It is a wraith we may need you," said Blake.

"A wraith? Where is it?" said Dante.

"The children's ward," said the necromancer "it comes to the children at night."

"what is it doing?" asked Blake.

"Spooking the kids," said the Necromancer.

"How do you know?" asked Dante.

"I was told by the ghost of a child I took for processing he thought I was the wraith when I took him," said the Necromancer.


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The Magicians: May You Live In Interesting Times, An Old Chinese Curse

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:48:26 GMT

"But Lance! We have to stop them! They are trying to pull down a statue of your granddad!" Said a magician a dimension away to Lance's teenage son Lance Junior. They were watching an angry mob of grey aliens and human sympathizers. Who were trying to rip down a statue of the local hero Blue Midnight, the Emperor of the local solar system in a park.

Blue Midnight being of course Blake.

"Let them, Gabriel, to fight them would cause them to be angrier and they will turn on us! It is only a statue It is only a symbol! It is not the man," said Lance Junior in the magician's head as he dragged the mad magician away from the place.


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The Magicians: Xenophobia or Fear of stangers

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:41:25 GMT

Blake and Max meet Nimby who hates alliens while on stage as stage magicians


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The Magicians: The enchanter and chimera short story

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:33:36 GMT

a short adventure set in the days of knights


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The enchanter and chimera poem

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:31:35 GMT

poem version of story of the same name


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The Magicians: Sir lancelot and star dragon

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:30:12 GMT

Set in the day of knights


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The Magicians: The star dragon and the forest fire

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:27:56 GMT

A short story really short


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The Magician: Out For Blood

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:24:10 GMT

The queen of vampires is the victim of trial by the press will the truth come out and will she be cleared?


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The Magicians: The Zombie

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:13:35 GMT

A darkly funny piece


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The Magicians: The Watcher in the Mirrors

Mon, 07 Aug 2023 04:08:12 GMT

A short piece


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The Magicians: The Mysterious Dr Death

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 11:07:25 GMT

Blake's nemisis the orderly calls him dr death he is for a surprise


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The Magicians: What is life anyway

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:57:50 GMT

an old story


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The Magicians: Dear Death fairy

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:52:36 GMT

Mortimer the king of the grim reapers receives a letter from an unexpected person a child who believes reapers are like the tooth fairy


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The Magicians: Beyond believing

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:41:40 GMT

Blake an alien is being pursued by the men in black because he was caught meeting aliens in a park his son Lance is hiding him they visit him what will happen


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The Magicians: The Alien Invasion

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:32:05 GMT

A madman thinks Blake is the vanguard of an alien invasion he enlists a friend to help him kill the invader will he succeed


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The Magicians: Catch me if you can

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:19:59 GMT

Blake is looking for an insider who has been killing Fates victims before him


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The Magicians: All the world is a stage

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:11:59 GMT

Blake is watching fate in a show and gets lost in his thoughts


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The Magicians: To be or not to be

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:08:04 GMT

another staying Blake and Ham actor Fate Argent


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The Magicians: What's done cannot be undone

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 10:01:50 GMT

another early Magicians story


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The Magicians: Fated to die

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:52:43 GMT

the police think they have a new serial killer they have Fate he's doing the Necromancer's job


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The Magicians: O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:47:26 GMT

Blake takes over as Romeo on stage when Fate who was playing Romeo disappears into thin air


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The Magicians: The Threads To Oblivion

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:42:22 GMT

Fate tries to convince Necromancer to go off strike


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The Magicians: Lend me you ears

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:36:58 GMT

The Necromancer goes on strike


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The Magicians: Scent of death

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:31:55 GMT

short piece


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The Magicians: Flashpoint

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:29:16 GMT

The coroner is kidnaped and in danger will he survive


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The Magicians: Life beyond death

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:24:35 GMT

"Hello Hope, welcome to the afterlife." said the emperor of the grim reapers greeting his dead 1st wife's mother's ghost. They were in his dingy little office in the other world.

"Blake? Angela? what are you 2 doing here?" asked the ghost of his mother-in-law.

Some men would have enjoyed the meeting, having their mother-in-law dead. Blake was not happy nor was his new wife who was his first wife reincarnated by Fate. "Blake broke the rules for me. He is the emperor of the underworld. I am not supposed to be here but I had to say my goodbyes," said Blake's 2nd wife Angela.


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The Magicians: A Ghost of a Chance

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:22:19 GMT

"Is that you my love, that is haunting my mind and nights," cried Hope, the widow of Chance, the King of Time, "hiding in the shadows and in the back of my mind. Scaring me, thrilling me with your presence again. I fear you, I miss you. I want see you again, I fear your sight, I am alone with out you, I fear you are with me." he saw her hiding looking for him.


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The Magicians: Dream land the sandman strikes back

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:16:41 GMT

Not your regular Sandman Daniel "Sandy" Sandman is a latest owner of the title of The Sandman a family legacy. These are some of his adventures.

The sandman Is the master of dreams he's the harbinger of sleep,

He's not a normal man he was an alien by race,

He puts people to sleep with magic,

He works in a news paper by day and moonlights putting people to sleep.


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The Magicians: The Sandman Returns

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:11:22 GMT

Not your regular Sandman Daniel "Sandy" Sandman is a latest owner of the title of The Sandman a family legacy. He visits his best friend and co-worker Lance senior's home to help his friend's son who was having bad dreams which were coming true.

"We are having a guest for tea tonight," announced Lance Alexander Snr to his family on arriving home after work on night.

"Who the Masked Chicken again?" asked his wife Liz.

"No a friend from work," said Snr.

"Mr King?" asked Jnr.

"No Sandy," said Snr.

"Mr Sandman the sleep expert from your news paper?" asked Kristine his daughter.

"Yes him," said Snr.

"Why?" asked Jnr.

"I asked him over for tea and to help Jnr with his visions," said Snr.

"Why he can't help me," said Jnr.

"He is a dream expert," Snr said.

"He can't he's human what would he know?" asked Jnr.

"He's a Magician too like us his son put our class to sleep he and dad came and Mr Sandman woke us up again," Kristine said.

"He's the Sand Man," said Snr.

"Yeah that's his article's name," said Jnr.

"Yes but he is the Sand Man the real one," said Snr.


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The Magicians: The Sandman Cometh

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 09:05:55 GMT

"Sandy, The Sandman article about how sleep better was really good it really helped me sleep last night," said Lance Alexander Kristine's Dad said to Zac's Dad at their work.

"Your Necromancer article was very good too" said Sandy.

"Alexander, Sandman my office now!" Shouted their boss.

"We better dash he has no patience," said Sandy.

"Yes," agreed Lance.

They virtually ran to the office.

"What took you, were you slacking off again," asked Orlando King their boss when they arrived not long later.

"No, sir," said Sandy.

"What did you miss us Lando, I'm touched," said Lance sarcastically.

"No I wanted to talk to you about your recent articles," said Lando.

"You read them my life is complete," Lance said.

Lando was used Lance's sarcastic manner he would wonder if something was wrong if he wasn't as sharp as a barb.

"I always read your articles I'm the editor," snapped back Lando.

"Did you love them," asked Lance.

"No, your interview with the victim was too short," said Lando.

"I interviewed a ghost they aren't very talkative," Lance said.

"They aren't," said Sandy standing up for his friend.

"You are a magician too," asked Lando.

"Yes," said Sandy.

"Talking about you your Sandman article was so bad I could sleep at all last night," said Lando.


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The Magicians: Music from heaven

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:58:54 GMT

A short piece


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The Magicians: The star dragons nest

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:57:38 GMT

the Enchantress the enchanter's daughter finds a dragon egg


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The Magicians: The Children of the Necromancer

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:53:32 GMT

The teenage magic skeptic children of the Necromancer find themselves in the afterlife what will happen will they ever get home alive


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The Magicians: The Haunted House

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:44:11 GMT

The ghost move in the house of the Necromancer


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The Magicians: The Death of Bryan

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:41:12 GMT

the necromancer kills the man who will haunt his house and television and seat as a ghost


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The Magicians: The vampires trapped

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:33:05 GMT

a poem


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The Magicians: 1000 clowns

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:30:39 GMT

Fate has another idea grim reaper taking souls as clowns.


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The Magicians: Blue midnight master of the imposible

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:24:24 GMT

a poem


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The Magicians: The masked chicken

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:20:53 GMT

a poem


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The Magicians: The Lord Of Hell

Sat, 05 Aug 2023 08:11:09 GMT

When Blake, the Lord of Hell needs time alone he goes to Hell to chill out but can he will he be able to have peace and quiet there or will it be Hell down there and for who


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The Magicians: Dreams and Nightmares

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 12:08:33 GMT

Super dark gothic story Lance Jnr has his worst vision his father and friends the Sandmans, Zac, and Sandy help him through it.

They find there is nothing more disturbing than the truth when Jnr sees a violent murder in his vision.


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The Magicians: Ghost in the school

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:59:43 GMT

Scion of Death in poem form


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The Magicians: Scion of Death

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:57:03 GMT

The grand child of the king of the grim reapers and her friend tries to find a killer ghost in her school in this gothic comedy where no one is who they seem.


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The Magicians: The Grim Reaper and Child

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:45:02 GMT

"I feel weird going to a cemetery," said said a nervous teenage girl to her father.

"Why is me?" asked her father the Necromancer who was in the form of a grim reaper.

"Nuh," said the Necromantrix, "All the dead people here is freaking me out."

"They are just shells their souls are gone they can't hurt you," said her father, "you are my heir you need to get used to this."

"Yeah," said she said, "Death still freaks me out."

"It's natural, between you me and that grave stone it really freaks me out too," said her father...



That's Just The Start


You won't believe how it ends!



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The Magicians: Surrender offers rest, But I'd die for peace

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:40:44 GMT

A son and his father try to stop one of the visions of doom had by the son, The vision showed him Lance Alexander will die If they don't stop a serial killer. They are both called Lance Alexander they know they could accept their fate or fight it.


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The Magicians: Solace In the Shadows

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:37:42 GMT

Blake is acting odd suddenly he's into work really! Even his assistant Dante thinks his overworking can his son help him.


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The Magicians: Hello darkness, my old friend

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:29:51 GMT

Blake sat in a dark room alone in the afterlife wondering what brought him to be there lost in thoughts of darkness and sadness as he quite often did when he had time to himself. Listening to his favorite Coldplay album Viva la Vida or Death and All His Friends song 42 was playing when in barged a grim reaper with a ghost. He was spooked for a moment only startled.


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The Magicians: The Dark Army

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:27:54 GMT

We Want You to Join the Dead" a poster read on the desk of Mortimer, the Grim reaper King he thought it was disturbing it had a grim reaper looking pointing it's hand forwards looking like an old we want you to join the army sign. It was his assistant, Dante's idea to drum up moral among the reapers. Mortimer wasn't sure it was the right attitude.


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The Magicians: Fetch

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:25:18 GMT

Dr Blake Alexander is Dr Death

What is Fetch a term meaning the meeting of two doppelgangers.


"What the-!" said Dr Death seeing a grim reaper, "You can't be here."

"Why?" asked the reaper Mortimer curiously.

"You know as well as I do," said the doctor.

"Yes, your right, this is ridiculous," said Mortimer.

"It is insane," said Dr Death.

"Glad you agree," said Mortimer.

"Why are you talking to yourself Dad?" asked the Necromancer seeing them as he entered the morgue.

"I don't know why, boy," said Dr Death puzzled.

"I came to talk to him," said the reaper.

"How can you be here I am you?" said Dr Death.

"Oh I forgot to tell me did I?" said Mortimer.

"Yes!" said Dr Death.

"I traveled from the future to warn me I am going to die if I don't catch the Necromancer," said Mortimer.

"What?" said Dr Death glaring at his son.

"I don't want to hurt you!" said the Necromancer.

"Sorry not him the other one," said Mortimer.

"What other one?" asked Dr Death.

"The fake one," said Mortimer.

"I have a copy cat?" said the Necromancer feeling flattered.

"He wants to kill me you psycho," said Dr Death.

"Sorry," said the Necromancer.


The copy cat kills only Magicians.

Dr Blake Alexander and the others set out a

trap for the killer he can not resist a stage

performance by the leader of the magicians

but will Blake survive or will he die as foretold.


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The Magicians: The Witness

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:17:13 GMT

Is The Necromancer Caught?

The Necromancer is caught in the act of murdering a victim he has a witness who sees his face and can ID him they go to the police station and see him there. Who will the police believe the killer or the witness? What will happen? Will he be caught or not?


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The Magicians: The Necromantrix Earns Her Scythe or The Mower King

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:14:07 GMT

The king of the reapers son's heir the Necromantrix was given her first scythe by her grand father the reaper king in a quiet park out of town in a small ceremony.


They try to explain reapers to her to her father's amusement she thinks they are gardeners who use lawn mowers.


"we are like lawn mowers then, we cut the grass and collect the grass and put it where it is judged needs to be placed." his son laughed he was amused by the description of them as lawn mowers. A couple of walkers saw the 2 reapers and the black dressed Necromantrix holding an old scythe. The walkers screamed. "We're just here to mow the lawn! You never seen The Mower King before," shouted the Necromancer, The Mower King was a big gardening franchise in that town. The walkers ran off. "You scared them you psycho!" snapped back the king at his son. The king turned his attention back to the girl, "Do you understand what I was talking about?" asked the king. "You are gardeners I thought you were killers?" she said.

This is a darkly funny short story


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The Magicians: The Neuromancer

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:08:19 GMT

a short piece from the view of the Magician "Sandy" the Sandman aka The Neuromancer.


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The Magicians: The Timekeeper gets a Crystal Ball

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:05:59 GMT

When Scryer the Timekeeper is given a crystal ball for his birthday his brother thinks it is the best gift ever what can go wrong?


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The Magicians: In Space No One Can Hear A Chicken

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 11:02:31 GMT

A reputation can ruin your life

Life for the man formerly the Masked Chicken is depressing for him will he live down the Chicken's reputation or will his reputation crush his dreams? He has fallen for a grey alien princess will he see the man he has become or just the man he was?


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From His Ashes

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 10:55:07 GMT

Lance transforms from a reaper to the Enchanter from a grim reaper.


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The Magicians: Am I Just A Shadow You Drew?

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 04:14:15 GMT

When a routine magical event backfires Lance, the Necromancer finds himself in strange world where he discovers he's only a figment of an author's mind.


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The Magicians: Torn

Fri, 04 Aug 2023 03:46:16 GMT

He's her perfect man he was torn from her dreams her partner is worried he'll replace him who can he turn too


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The Magicians: The Cult of Death

Tue, 01 Aug 2023 15:27:20 GMT

Why is real necromancer Jasper Argent associating with a death cult of fake goth necromancers and who is the mysterious lady he wants to save? Will they get away?


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The Magicians: The Vanguard

Thu, 27 Jul 2023 14:39:43 GMT

2 aliens are caught because they are considered a vanguard of an alien invasion by their human captors, they are a vanguard but from where.


"We know what you are," said a man in a lab coat to a glowing man.

"Ok then tell me," replied the glowing man in the same language.

"You are a Ufonaught," said the lab coat.

"I am a what?" asked the glowing man laughing.

"An alien to Earth," said the lab coat gruffly.

"Alien," said the laughing glowing man.

"What's so funny?" asked the Scientist shortly.


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The Magicians: The Dark Mirror of his Dreams

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:56:15 GMT

The Dark Mirror of his Dreams

Sandy, the Sandman gives the king of doom a mirror to put his visions so he can scry them and not experience them like his uncle, he tries til the mirror cracks what terrors can come out of the mind of doom.


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The Magicians: Enter the Dreamscape

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:46:05 GMT

Enter the Dreamscape

When dreams kill no sleeper is safe.

Sandy the Sandman turns to death for help when a rogue nightmare starts killing sleepers who never awake.

The reapers and Sandy must hunt down and kill the nightmare before it kills again.

"We need that psycho to kill a dream he's good at killing dreams," said Blake.

"Dad that's harsh even for you," said Lance who was used to such biting words from his father.

The Sandman looked sorry for his friend Lance he thought Blake was acting harsh too.

"We need him to help to kill a nightmare that is killing people these nightmares are a rare beast they are normal dreams with a virus these dreams are sick the virus takes over them they appear as old hags with one eye in their forehead they feed on dreams and kill people as they sleep," said the Sandman.


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The Magicians: Danse Macabre

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:31:42 GMT

The Show Must Go On

When stage magician Blake Alexander aka Blake Fire who has a grim reaper for a soul senses someone in his audience is going to die he dances between life and death to not collect them with all his strength he must live and not take them to the afterlife because when his soul is released his body dies and he can't die on stage in front of the world let alone come back to life.


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The Magicians: The Emperor is dead, long live the King

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:27:21 GMT

Blake Is the emperor of the solar system and the secret king of the dead.

What if he was revealed as a dead man, a grim reaper is basically as good as a dead man he would find his secret life as a dead man a betrayal to his people. How would they react to their false king?

And how long will the hapless new Emperor the Masked Chicken survive his job without the help of the man now seen as the pretender to the Empire?


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The Magicians: In Life

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:19:36 GMT

Have you ever wondered what life was like for a dead man before the died and what brought them to their end?

Guest starring The Magician Characters Lance Alexander, Blake the coroner, and Dante the assistant coroner and Lando King

The story is about a dead man's last week and how it leads to his death.


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The Magicians: The Long Dark Night of the Soul

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:14:12 GMT

The Long Dark Night of the Soul

Even a Grim Reaper can go stir-crazy.

Mortimer the grim reaper Magician goes stir-crazy while trying to do his job of judge of the dead.


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The Magicians: Shopping for the Dead

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:09:04 GMT

Lance goes to Eastside shopping centre to go clothes shopping.

While there he takes a shopper for processing as a grim reaper.


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The Magicians: The Keeper

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 11:03:09 GMT

The Magicians vampire-werewolves are having problems with the full moon super moon. They have been trapped outside and are wolves.

Can one reaper lock them up before they kill? Or will he become the dream dog bone?


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The Magicians: The Skinwalker

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 10:55:14 GMT

An American Indian Chief finds out Max Starfire, one of the Magicians is a werewolf and wants to kill him as he is a skinwalker aka a werewolf will Max die?


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The Magicians: The Smell of Blood

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 10:49:58 GMT

Dr. Dr Death, The Coroner and Dante, his assistant suspect there is a vampire in the hospital he works in they hunt for them who will end up dead in the end.


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The Magicians:The Witness

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 10:43:06 GMT

The Witness

Is The Necromancer Caught?

The Necromancer is caught in the act of murdering a victim he has a witness who sees his face and can ID him they go to the police station and see him there. Who will the police believe the killer or the witness? What will happen? Will he be caught or not?


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The Magicians: From His Ashes

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 10:38:43 GMT

From His Ashes

Lance transforms from a reaper to the Enchanter.


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the Magicians: The Necromancer Goes to Jail

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 10:32:58 GMT

"I hear you could break out of jail if you wanted to," said the guard.

"Yes it's easy but where's the fun in that," said Lance smiling impishly.

"What fun can you have in jail?" asked the Kingpin.

"Not been here long enough for it to be a bore yet," Lance said who was having fun messing with their minds.



"I will not do it!" Lance Alexander to his uncle Sergeant Simon Alexander-Drax.


"It's alright! You won't be there long!" said his uncle.


"Then you go there!" said Lance shortly.


Lance's dad the coroner walked into the room.


"I can't," said Lance digging his boots into the floor.


"You can't what?" asked Blake Alexander, Lance's dad.


"I can't go to prison as the Necromancer," said Lance.


"Why can't you," asked his uncle.


"Do you think he's the Necromancer?" asked Blake.


"Of course not we need a man we can trust on the inside who can pose as the Necromancer to entrap a prison kingpin," said Simon.


"You planning to come out as dead are you?" asked Lance not threatening just stating a fact the father of the Necromancer was Mortimer the grim reaper, King.


"I am not going to be around for that," said Blake planning a holiday in hell when Lance came out as the Necromancer a serial killer.


"Where are you going?" asked Blake's Uncle.


"Never you mind," said Blake.


"He's a coward," said Lance.


"No would you be in my place I can't be deposed as emperor of the solar system if I'm not there," Blake said.


"Didn't think of that," said Simon.


"I'll do it," said Lance defiantly thinking how much of a problem it would be to his father.



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The Magicians: Lord of Hell

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 10:29:53 GMT

When Blake, the Lord of Hell needs time alone he goes to Hell to chill out but can he will he be able to have peace and quiet there or will it be Hell down there and for who


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The Magicians: Left for Dead

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:43:58 GMT

Blake is in a hit-and-run and left for dead in the brush on the side of the road in the mountains near where he lives he would have been unfound but his soul is a grim reaper he visits his son for help was it a mistake? Will he die or live?


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The Magicians: Once In a Blue Midnight

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:41:13 GMT

There were whispers that the reaper king Mortimer once lost his human form, his body, his shell. Among the reapers, rumors changed it to his soul being stolen.

This is what really happened...


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The Magicians: Old Dreams Die Hard

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:37:46 GMT

As nightmares go the Masked Chicken's nightmare was really bad it broke him not only in his mind as a dreamer it broke him in the waking world too.

In his dreams, he was tormented and made to feel inept. He dreamed he was a hero but nothing ever went right for him and his side kick the Blue Wren.

It frustrated both of them no matter what he and the Wren did he would never save the day. In his waking hours, he also thought he was a hero but once again he was a serial victim. He was the hapless sidekick of the superhero the King of Doom a real superhero who spent his days saving his best friend the Masked Chicken and his nights having horrific visions of what would happen if he did not stop it.


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The Magicians: The Innocent Killer

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:35:45 GMT

The King of Doom is a superhero he has a vision and tries to stop it from happening as tries he is knocked out and gets amnesia and sees the vision in his memory he thinks he is the perpetrator of the murder he sees and goes on the run or tries. Doom has forgotten who he is. The killer has him. 4 days have passed before his father the Necromancer misses him and starts looking for him will he still be alive when he finds the killer?


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The Magicians: Lost In Your Nightmare

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:30:47 GMT

When Magician Lance Alexander Jnr is lost in a dark vision the Neuromancer Sandy the Sandman must go into his dream and save him from his dream and bring him back to the waking world or he will die.


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The Magicians: In My Dreams

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:26:31 GMT

The Necromantor, Prince Jasper has his worst vision yet it is the end of the Earth in a galactic war when an assassin kills the king of the Earth the galactic emperor. He must save the emperor and the Earth and the universe.

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The Magicians: Death in the Dreamscape

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:23:07 GMT

No one should die in the dreamscape

Lancelot Alexander Jnr was at the crossroads of being awake and falling asleep as his partner in his stage magic act Dreams and Nightmares, Zac was about to put him into the zigzag man apparatus during an evening performance.

"Hey, sleepy head wakes up," said Zac sensing Lance was tired.

"I'm so tired," Lance said, "I'll try to stay awake."

"I don't want to hurt you," said Zac.

"I don't want to be hurt either," said Lance climbing into the box.

The moment he went into the box he fell asleep mentally.

He awoke screaming when Zac inserted the first blade.

It startled and worried Zac.

"Bring the curtains down," Zac shouted and the curtains fell.

One stage ran a gaggle of backstage staff.

"Are you alright, Jnr?" asked Zac.

"I'm fine, I just had a vision,'' said Lance.

"Oh what did you see?" asked Zac.

A man with 3 eyes killing a woman in a dreamlike place," said Lance looking traumatized as he was being released from the stage trick by stagehands.

"Tell the audience the show is over, Kel," Zac told the stage manager.

"Ok," said the stage manager sensing a problem.

"Come with me, Jnr," said Zac making a wormhole appear in front of them they stepped into it.


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The Magicians: Jasper's Fate

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:18:09 GMT

Jasper's Fate


When the new ambassador from Alpha Centauri dies in suspicious circumstances the Necomancer is suspected as the killer and his son is found on the scene of the murder he will be killed if the killer is not caught.


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The Magicians: * Star Crossed

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:15:34 GMT

* Star Crossed

A Novelette

The Necromantor, the King of Doom meets his match with a grey alien diplomat's sister Mookaite Ga her brother tries to break them up not because of racism but because he's a jinx because all women he loves die according to the drunk Masked Chicken. They have Romeo and Juliet relationship. It all goes wrong when the press turns up and the secret lovers are caught revealing the existence of aliens and their relationship. Will it help or hinder their relationship?


Mishio Ga her brother from Everyone Is An Alien Somewhere story. He thinks Necromantor's family is a little odd if not alien


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The Magicians: Everyone is an alien somewhere

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:08:33 GMT

Mishio Ga is an alien on Earth he finds the culture and people there more alien than him even odder are the locals the Emperor of the galaxy's alien family the Magicians, who run the alien convention Mishio must traverse in order to stop an alien war.


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The Magicians: The Rose

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:03:53 GMT

Blake gets an new tv show called The Blake Report. Blake talks about chicken case. Lance snr's family are sad Neighbours is ending and Lance thinks he's finally lost Neighbours bad influence as he see it and jnr get a Neighbours box set for them to watch from the Masked Chicken.

Snr depressed seeing it. A mad vigilante goes after the Masked Chicken for getting custody of his kid to his wife who he later killed. the Rose the Chicken's better half tries to keep alive and with Jnr they try to capture the killer.


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The Magicians: The Rise of the Necromantor

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 06:00:06 GMT

The Gothic emo Prince of Darkness called Mr Average has grown up and took up the family business as a stage Illusionist

when his wife, his assistant in his act dies of a trick going wrong after he predicted it he has the eyes of the press and law on him.

Will he go to prison as a murderer or will he go free.


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The Magicians: Gothic Shades

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:56:28 GMT

Gothic Shades

The prince of darkness tells his dad a grim reaper he is being haunted by the ghost of his dead girlfriend and only he can see her how will his father take her to the afterlife when he can't see her?


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The Magicians: Stranger Than You Think

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:53:22 GMT

Stranger Than You Think

When a strange relative moves into the family home of the goth the prince of darkness with the blessing of his father he finds out the stranger is stranger than he could imagine.


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The Magicians: The Dark Rainbow

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:51:00 GMT

When Goth Lance Jnr starts having dark visions of his goth girfriend Morticia Adamson being murder then she is murdered her father blames him of her murder he needs help clearing his name.


"Knock! Knock!" said a goth looking teenage boy tapping on the glass door of Lando's office.

Lando looked at him as if he was weird.

"Who is that?" asked Lando.

Lance opened the door and let the boy in and closed the door after him.

"Hello Junior!" said Lance to the boy.

"Who is that Dracula Junior?" asked Lando.

"No, he's my son Junior?" Lance said.

"Same thing!" Lando said coldly.

Lance glared at Lando.


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The Magicians: Babysitting is Hell

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:46:48 GMT

Babysitting is Hell


When the king of the grim reapers take his young great-granddaughter the princess of vampires to the afterlife to babysit her as he worked he didn't expect it would end up with him and his assistant hunting for blood.


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The Magicians: The Princess of Darkeness- Vampirism is Child's Play

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:43:32 GMT

The Princess of Darkness


Vampires Queen Astra and King Max of Vampires's daughter is on her first day at kindergarten will this ankle biter be a pain in the neck.

"Hurry up Astry we're late!" cried Astry Starfire's Mum, "get in the car."

Astry jumped in her Mum's car.

"You remember every thing?" asked her mother Astra, Queen of Vampires.

"Yes Mum," Astry said.," got my lunch bottle."

"Remember to call it tomato juice not blood and don't share it," said her mum.

''Yes mum" said Astry.

"And don't tell any one about vampires," said Astra.

"Yes mum," said Astry.

"We're here!" said Astra a while later.

"Out you hop," said said Astra.

"Mummy why is that girl so pale," a young child asked seeing Astry.

The mum of the child saw Astra and Astry scooped up their child and put them in their car and said "You're going to another Kinder," and sped off in their car.


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The Magicians: Playing With Fire

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:37:58 GMT

Playing with Fire

Happens in the aftermath of The Requiem.

When someone makes Blake Fire the magician does his will in return he won't reveal that Fire is a grim reaper

Blake will go only so far. When he is driven too far Blake shows them how dangerous it is to play with Fire.


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The Magicians: The Requiem

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:31:51 GMT

The Requiem

Blake is dead and his spirit Mortimer the Grim Reaper goes to his own funeral only problem is his drunk. How mad will it get?

"Why are you here it is not respectful to the dead or family and friends, Mortimer, you can't be here," said the deadman's best friend to a grim reaper who he knew was the soul of the deadman. "It's my party I can be here, Mass," said the drunk reaper. "You're drunk, you shouldn't come in," said Max Starfire. "I'm not drunk! I didn't know you had a twin?" said the reaper looking at an invisible nonexistent man induced by drink. "I don't I'm an only child," said Max nervously as the reaper pushed passed him.


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The Magicians: Behind Blue Eyes

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:25:43 GMT

Behind Blue Eyes

The eyes are the mask of Blake the Grim Reaper a story about how hard it is for the Reaper to hide behind Blake the coroner's blue eyes he knows the true name of a corpse in his morgue known only as John Doe but can't reveal it.


In walked a policeman in uniform he was puzzled.

"Were you talking to your friend on the slab's ghost? Did he say who he was?" asked the policeman Blake's great uncle the Magician the Red Fox.

"Hmm? Of course not!" scoffed Blake.

"I heard you talking vaguely," said the Fox.

"I was talking to myself, his soul is gone! Even a great Necromancer can't talk to a soul which is not there he's just a shell," said Blake who was a great necromancer.


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The Magicians: Oldermort

Wed, 26 Jul 2023 05:20:31 GMT

It was Blake's least favorite time of the year.

His son Lance passed him an envelope he took it with a great lack of enthusiasm.

"Open it you'll love it," an enthused Lance said.

Blake opened it expecting an insult It was.

"Oh thank you!" said Blake putting on a smile.

"I knew you'd love it," said Lance smiling.

"Yeah," said Blake he hated it.

It being a picture of Harry Potter's Lord Voldermort in a birthday hat,

under the picture, a legend in a black box reading OLDERMORT.

It hit Blake like a ton of brick it was his birthday again.

"Mortimer," said Blake's assistant with another pile of more files for Blake to sign.

"What is it Dante," Blake said knowing his day would get worse.

Dante saw the card and laughed.

"Mortimer's birthday is it?" he said.


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The Magicans: Blue Midnight and the Masked Chicken

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 12:16:11 GMT

"Is anything wrong," Blake asked.

"Can you please take me to hell!" asked Max.

"take you to what?" Blake king of the grim reapers laughed.

"Blue Midnight and the Sun King this is exciting lets go fight crime!" A man in a yellow chicken suit with a mask said like they made his life.

"Ok, I'll race you there," said Blake seeing the chicken,

"Can I join you!" the chicken enthused said.

He wanted to be a hero, and chaos followed him. He was a sorcerer who chose not to use magic.

the chicken was being beaten by an old lady he crossed the road with.

"Why did the chicken cross the road!" laughed Max.

"I wanted to catch that bus leave me alone.." she screamed as she was dragged away from the bus it left when she was taken across the road nearly under a car.

"Max we better save him from the old lady," Blake said.

"We'll deal with this chicken, Madam," Blake said dragging the chicken away from the old lady who was still hitting him.

"Thank you Blue Midnight, that chicken made me miss my bus," she said happy to see him taken away. Max and Blake walked him away.


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The Magicians: God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 12:11:18 GMT

God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen It's Christmas again and everything is crazy again and Blake Alexander is suffering from it's madness again the Necromancer gives his dad a present a black T shirt with the Grinch on saying I hate Christmas on it from the Deject shop. Gabriel is giving out cute fuzzy Santa hats again and the hospital is gone mad with Christmas.In the afterlife Blake's boss Argent has decided to bring back the Christmas spirit again with the Jack Skellingtons are making a comeback everywhere. How far will this madness go? Will the police get what they want for Christmas the serial killer the Necromancer's name or will the miss their present the living reaper Mortimer signed seal and delivered to them by Argent himself. "You need Brandy," said Argent making a glass of it appear in his hand and handed it Mortimer. "But I don't drink," said Mortimer. "You can and must it's Christmas," said Argent. "Okay it's your party," said Mortimer, "Salute!" Mortimer said and drank. He ended up in wet Santa suit. "Why are you covered in drink that's not in the spirit of the season," said Argent. "I said I don't drink I'm a skeleton! What did you expect to happen?" Moaned Mortimer.


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The Magicians: The Grinch Returns

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 12:08:06 GMT

Not a kids' story

Blake "The Grinch" Alexander is suffering the Christmas blues again as a Santa's helper for a case and his son Lance isn't helping him either.

This a dark Santa Christmas story that is not child friendly. The only green monster in this story Is a Christmas tree on the cover.


Christmas carols rang around the photo with Santa area a child wandered up to Santa Claus and sat on his lap.

"What do you want little boy," moaned Santa who sounded like he would rather be somewhere else.


Nearby Santa's adult son watched him joyfully.

"I cannot believe you got Blake playing Santa again he hates Christmas," said Santa's wife Angela to her stepson.

"It wasn't me It was Argent a Santa in the Santa's agency was murdered. He's undercover as Santa to find the killer," said Santa's son Lance.


Lance left his stepmother and walked over to his father shouting "Grinch, are you trying to steal Christmas again?"

Santa moaned and tossed off the child ignoring him.


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The Magicians: The Manchurian Candidate

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 12:03:20 GMT

A darkly funny Christmas story.

It was a strange day when Blake Alexander found out about this odd case everyone at his hospital wanted to decorate the hospital for Christmas drunk on the Christmas cheer.

But that was nothing the reapers were trying to get the afterlife business in line with fate's decree that they celebrate Christmas with reapers collecting people as Santa Clauses which Blake was totally against. To him, it was an anathema. He felt like Scrooge It was getting so Christmasy the people at the hospital had stopped calling him Dr Death on the upside but on the downside they called him the Grinch.

He was in a bad mood when he visited the police station which was trimmed for Christmas too.


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The Magicians: The Magicians- The First Story

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 11:50:45 GMT

"Good evening Ladies and Gentlemen," a disembodied voice on the stage of a magic show said, "Abracadabra!" the voice said and the frame of a tall handsome black haired man in a tux and top hat materialized. "I am Blake Fire", a brunette man in a tux and top hat walked on stage "and he Is my assistant Max Starfire!"

"I am your partner grandead!" Max hissed.

"Enough Max! I'll sick a vampire hunter on you and your wife the queen of vampires;" Blake snapped back.

"I thought you loved your granddaughter Blake," Max said as he pulled a rabbit out of a hat.

"I do but vampires are a pain in the neck!" Blake snapped as he did a rope trick.

"More Paper work as a coroner with the police and the grim Reaper I suppose!" Max retorted like a barb.

" Actually yes! The paper work is hell!," Blake said pulling a bunch of flowers out of thin air.

"I thought so bureaucrat to the last" said Max laughing.

"Someone has to tidy up the mess you leave behind," Blake said doing a magic trick.

"Well with out us life would be boring," said Max smiling charmingly.

A ghost walked on stage Blake looked frustrated.

"What the hell this place isn't haunted! Max is this your work!" Blake snapped,

"No!" Max said confused.

"I heard you spoke to the dead so I came!" said the ghost.

"Great another one what do you want!" Blake grumbled.

"I hear you know the sorcerer Blake Alexander known as Blue Midnight," the ghost said.


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The Magicians: The Dark Side of the Moon

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 11:39:56 GMT

The grim reaper sat drinking a cup of coffee as a man in his office peacefully until his son ran in his office. "Dad you won't believe it the moon has hatched!" The Necromancer shouted. His father choked on his coffee.

"You alright Dad?" asked Lance worried.

"Yes, you psycho! The moon did what?" Blake, his dad said to his serial killer son.

"This is more important than you and me! The moon has hatched It was an egg!" Lance said hardly believing it himself and he saw it with his own eyes.

"Ok, I'll try to prioritize! What came out a mega space chicken?" asked Blake who was also the emperor of the solar system.

"If only it was a space chicken!" Lance said sadly.

"Then what hatched from it?" Ask his father.

"A giant space locust!" said Lance.

"Oh no they are world killers, they are worse than you!" said Blake,"They lay eggs in planets!" said Blake standing.

"Dad I am fate's-" Lance moaned.

"Assassin!" Blake interrupted.

"Whatever! We have a solar system to protect!" said Lance.

" Ok, then come on boy we need to get help," Blake said.

They ran out of the office. Through the gates of the other world and into the dimensional portal leading to the Earth and appeared in Blake's backyard. They paused slightly seeing the locust!

"Oh my God!" Blake said seeing the giant planet killer. It resembled a praying mantis. "It looks like fate wonder if they're related?" Lance said.

"Wouldn't surprise me he's insane, sending you off to kill people he doesn't like!" Blake said "I've not seen a space locust before," Blake stood in awe of the beast


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The Magicians: Blind Faith

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 11:12:36 GMT

Dr Death the coroner and grim reaper king, his wife and his son a serial killer are superheroes they trying to find another serial killer in a hospital where the Doctor and his wife work. Their son plays bait for the killer who kills magicians. Will they catch the killer or will Dr Death have to take his son to the afterlife?


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The Magicians: The Masked Magician

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 10:57:21 GMT

The Game is Murder


One of the magicians joins a TV masked singing contest where the game is murder.


"Hello I am the Masked Magician I am here to win the Masked Celebrity Singer contest I won't tell you how to do magic but I will enchant you with my voice," said a man in an over-the-top magician's outfit who looked quite handsome with his black and white tux in his hand a rosebud on a long stem on his face a mask which accentuated his good looks.

"Now to the show our first mystery who is the Masked Magician,"

Blake appeared on the stage out of thin air.

"And how to make him disappear," muttered Lance walking off stage.


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The Magicians: Bad Omens

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 10:54:04 GMT

Main narrator the author and Alexa played by Addison Fell.

The day began like most others. Blake Alexander yawned as he got ready for work at Charing Cross Hospital. Where he was the coroner in charge of the morgue.

His wife was on holiday without him in America so it would be lonely at work.

He heard the doorbell and dashed to answer the door.

He found at it a slightly nervous man a Postman.

"Hello," Blake said wondering why he was nervous.

"Here is a letter for you sir," said the postman, "please don't take my life yet I have some paperwork to do. It's my will."

Blake laughed.

"You're alright man I don't take the living," said Blake.

"I need a signature for the letter," the postman said.

Blake signed for the letter and took it inside to read.

To Blake's surprise, it wasn't addressed to him.

"It must be a prank!" He thought.


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The Magicians: Getting Good Ratings Is Murder

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 10:51:24 GMT

Coroner Blake is interviewed on a tv show about murder, and how some people do it to get noticed, the host kills the co-host to get ratings for the show and blames killing on the Necromancer a good scapegoat. Except the Necromancer was at another killing. Lance the Necromancer and Blake try to find the killer. The killer is busy trying to get the Necromancer arrested. People watch the show because of the crime.


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The Magicians: The Blood Bank

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:31:05 GMT

"How is the blood drive going?" asked a doctor called Dr. Death at the local hospital where he worked.

"Good," said Astra who ran it with her husband Max.

"It is a bit odd?" said Dr. Death.

"What?" asked Astra.

"Vampires running a blood drive," said Dr. Death.

"We are doing this for a good cause," said Astra Queen of vampires.

"What you and Max get free feed on tap?" asked Dr. Death.

"No food for the poor vampires of Queens Cross," said Astra.

"Blake how it going," asked her husband Max.

"Good," said Dr. Death, "you know the Red Fox will be up in arms If he realized this is for vampires."

"He's police to the bone," said Max


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The Magicians: Blue Midnight and the Masked Chicken

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:26:59 GMT

"Is anything wrong," Blake asked.

"Can you please take me to hell!" asked Max.

"take you to what?" Blake king of the grim reapers laughed.

"Blue Midnight and the Sun King this is exciting lets go fight crime!" A man in a yellow chicken suit with a mask said like they made his life.

"Ok, I'll race you there," said Blake seeing the chicken,

"Can I join you!" the chicken enthused said.

He wanted to be a hero, and chaos followed him. He was a sorcerer who chose not to use magic.

the chicken was being beaten by an old lady he crossed the road with.

"Why did the chicken cross the road!" laughed Max.

"I wanted to catch that bus leave me alone.." she screamed as she was dragged away from the bus it left when she was taken across the road nearly under a car.

"Max we better save him from the old lady," Blake said.

"We'll deal with this chicken, Madam," Blake said dragging the chicken away from the old lady who was still hitting him.

"Thank you Blue Midnight, that chicken made me miss my bus," she said happy to see him taken away. Max and Blake walked him away.

"Let's go for a coffee Chicken, King," said Blake,

"Yes," Max said realizing that Blake meant to get the chicken out of trouble.

"Why don't you use your powers? You are a sorcerer too" asked Max.

"Oh them! I prefer manual work!" said the chicken.

"Chicken," Max said, " stop looking for crimes we are here to sit and drink,"

"Blake calm down everyone thinks you're mad!" Max said glaring at Blake.

Blake looked Mortified.

"I want to die!" Blake said feeling as if everyone was watching him as they were.

"Die later Blake!" Max said, "we don't need to explain why the grim reaper's here and you are dead."

Blake and Max left the chicken.

"Good thing we were masked no one will recognize us," Max said laughing.


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The Magicians: You can't kill a skeleton with a knife

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:20:33 GMT

"Oh great, more paperwork!" moaned a man in a blue top hat and tux in a mask. He was known as Blue Midnight, a superhero. His son hit him on the back and laughed. "You love paperwork what are you worried about," said his son laughing.


"Get out of my hair boy," Blake snapped at his son Lance who was dress similarly in blue.


"You'd think you didn't love me," said his son sarcastically.


"Not now I'm on a case Enchanter," Blake then said accusingly "The Necromancer Murdered another person."


"Oh, that is terrible! Did I know them?" Lance asked.


"You tell me! We can't id them. We are going to have to do DNA tests and tooth tests, not much left of them," Blake said disgustedly.


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The Magicians: The Haunting of the Necromancer

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:15:50 GMT

A hilarious farce.

When the king of the grim reapers' son needs help to take a ghost haunting his home, he asks his father to help remove it but was it a mistake?



Good Quotes From The Haunting of the Necromancer

"We are not fake anythings!" said Lance.

"I could debate that with you," said Blake.

"Where is the ghost?" Blake said changing the subject.

"Now I have a ghost and a grim reaper in my lounge room!" said Lance infuriated.

"Grand Reaper? What's that?" the ghost asked.

"Another name for a couch potato!" Lance hissed,

"Dork why you shouting," said Junior walking in the room.

"Oh, he's no bother, he has good taste! Anyone who likes Neighbours is alright with me" Blake said.

"You sure this isn't The Munsters!" Blake asked.


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The Magicians: The Assassin

Tue, 25 Jul 2023 09:07:22 GMT

An assassin is the only chance to live for the emperor of the Universe who is in a trap set by an alien but how do you find 1 alien in an alien convention


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