Flail to the Face: A "Compatible with Mörk Borg" Actual Play Podcast

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer.

The Indomitable Mountaineer by Rugose Kohn @RugoseKohn

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch and Levi Brusacoram.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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"I KINDA WANT MORE INFO ON THAT PYRAMID SCHEME..."

-Kevin Welch

Episode 20: Myrvr Myrvr

Fri, 22 Mar 2024 11:00:00 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm reconfigure and leave Schleswig for Galgenbeck, but they must make another stop first. If they can make it, that is, without “uninvited guests”. Sasha gets an Unheroic Feat, Rusig sheds tears, Tommy delivers a chair-shot, Jimmy Dean wraps it up, Svint shows up, and Skreech wears an Aladdin vest, on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Rusig the Bearer of Woes @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Jimmy Dean the Indomitable Mountaineer and Svint the Mutated Goblin @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Sun Scorched Zealot by Nick Tregidgo

The Bearer of Woes by Munkymoto

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer.

Episode 19: Chvrch ov the Worm Finale: Tvrdwad's Curtain Call

The Myrvr by El Chupalabras @elchupalabras

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch and Levi Brusacoram.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Fri, 08 Mar 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm end things with the shit cult, and Toddward becomes something… else in this conclusion to Chvrch ov the Worm. Sasha explodes, Wemut finally does it. Tommy visits his uncle, Tvrdwad transcends, and Skreech gets an escort on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Tvrdwad the Feculent One @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Sun Scorched Zealot by Nick Tregidgo

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer.

Episode 18: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 4: The Avatvrd

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Fri, 23 Feb 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm come face-to-face with the shit-cult leader and its rejecting servants, deep under the cesspits of Schleswig. Sasha says his name, Wemut sees the light,Tommy finds the key, Toddward takes the plunge, and Skreech has had enough on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Sasha the Sun Scorched Zealot

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Sun Scorched Zealot by Nick Tregidgo

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer.

The Destitute Thespian by Linderon.

Episode 17: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 3: Religious Crap

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Fri, 09 Feb 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm enter the Cesstine Chapel, but what they find is just a bunch of religious crap. Levi doesn’t have a name, Wemut is still “alive”, Tommy is still here as well, Toddward conjures vomit, and Skreech comes back in this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as ??? the Sun Scorched Zealot

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Sun Scorched Zealot by Nick Tregidgo

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer.

The Destitute Thespian by Linderon.

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 16: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 2: Knee Deep

Fri, 26 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

With a shit-eating cultist in their clutches, our Hopeless Scvm find where they need to go: the cesspits of Schleswig. Peewee harvests some… materials, Wemut has a harsh revelation, Tommy has nothing better to do, Toddward ruins his smoking jacket, and Dorian comes back on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Peewee the Tormented Toymaker

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Tommy the Shonky Skulker @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Tormented Toymaker by ReverendUncleBastard. @UncleBarber

The Shonky Skulker from Goblin Gonzo by Tommy Sunzenauer.

The Destitute Thespian by Linderon.

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 15: Chvrch ov the Worm Part 1: Thinning the Herd

Fri, 12 Jan 2024 12:00:00 GMT

Finally arriving in Schleswig, the Hopeless Scvm run into a familiar face bearing bad news, but word of a disgusting new cult has them searching through the lowest places to find what they need. Peewee uses his eye, Wemut fires one off, Gruno plays the hero, Toddward plays the flute, and Skreech flails around and finds out on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Peewee the Tormented Toymaker

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Gruno the Corpse Plunderer @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Tormented Toymaker by ReverendUncleBastard. @UncleBarber

The Corpse Plunderer by Harkenstone

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets by JVC Parry.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 14: Antichristmas Special: Unholy Nativity (with Johan Nohr)

Fri, 29 Dec 2023 12:00:00 GMT

A young, pregnant woman claiming to carry the “child of Nechrubel” and her elderly husband are escorted from Schleswig to Galgenbeck by a ragtag group of Scvm to escape persecution from King Fathmu IX. The final Misery is nigh! Will they make it to Galgenbeck before the child is born? Find out as Deuce holds it tight, Wemut is still here, Skutz high-fives Kurl, Kurl keeps her warm, Melville puts some pants on, and Hatchet brings in some friends in this Antichristmas Special of Flail to the Face. Happy Holidays.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Deuce Bigley the Mendacious Lycanthrope

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Skutz the Scorched Bedlamite @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Kurl the An Cailleach @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Melville Hugo Lesterborne the Dead God’s Prophet @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing very special guest Johan Nohr as Hatchet the Esoteric Hermit @JohanNohr

This episode features:

Unholy Nativity and The Mendacious Lycanthrope by The Rolled Standard @r20lledstandard

Episode 13: To Schleswig! Part 3: For the Birds (with Rugose Kohn)

The Scorched Bedlamite by “Full Frontal” Philip Jensen @philthemaker and “Torture Daddy” Ian SerVaas.

An Cailleach by Michael Mars @MichaelMarsRPG

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio and SilverSunMusic, mixed by Kevin Welch.

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Fri, 15 Dec 2023 12:00:00 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm continue towards Schleswig, this time crossing Wastland, but they don’t do it alone. Lefty shish-kabobs a shit-crow, Wemut finally wins, Rundle becomes a statistic, Toddward visits an outhouse, Skreech offers the leftovers, and Grittr gains an entourage, in this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook and Peewee the Tormented Toymaker

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies and Gruno the Corpse Plunderer @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Rugose Kohn as Grittr the Wretched Royalty @RugoseKohn

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Tormented Toymaker by ReverendUncleBastard. @UncleBarber

The Corpse Plunderer by Harkenstone

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 12: To Schleswig! Part 2: Ulterior Motives (with John Baltisberger)

Fri, 01 Dec 2023 12:00:00 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm continue their trek to Schleswig, through Bergen Crypt and (back) into the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead, but not without meeting a few unfriendly faces. Lefty gets boned, Wemut technically wins, Rundle gets squirrelly, Toddward does a u-turn, Screech hates it, and Dödz puts a few in the air, on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing John Baltisberger as Dödz Bringare the Slayer of the Undying @kaijupoet

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

The Slayer of the Undying by John Baltisberger @kaijupoet

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 11: To Schleswig! Part 1: Hungry Like the Wolf (with Walton Wood)

Fri, 17 Nov 2023 12:00:00 GMT

After making their escape from Doomkirk, our Hopeless Scvm head towards Schleswig. But, first, they must make their way through Bergen Chrypt. Lefty seals his fate, Wemut calls the rats, Rundle puts it down, Toddward can’t be bothered, Skreech puts everything into perspective, and Grinn becomes a statistic on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

And introducing Walton Wood as Grinn the Gutterborn Scum @LiberLudorum

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

4d20 Swords Which Are Not +1 by Philip Jensen. @philthemaker

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 10: Doomkirk Finale: Exit Stage Left

Fri, 03 Nov 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Upon finally discovering where the Necropriestess dwells, our Hopeless Scvm, along with their two new acquaintances, struggle to receive an audience with the mysterious clergywoman. After finally learning what she wants, the reality of their “rock and a hard place” situation sinks in and they find themselves needing to make a pivotal decision. Lefty goes left, Wemut meets Wemut, Rundle breaks ‘em off the tip, Toddward twists the arm, and Skreech tells it like it is on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Toddward the Destitute Thespian @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Skreech the Narcomancer @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Doomkirk by Getaro, featured in Monolith Issue 1 - Harvest by the Bogfolk @bogfolk

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

Episode 9: Doomkirk Part 5: Lay the Hammer Down

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn (@RugoseKohn) with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Fri, 20 Oct 2023 11:00:00 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm face off with the Pale One, deep within Doomkirk. Things go from bad to worse pretty quickly as Lefty unleashes his inner Mario, Wemut feels no pain, Rundle gives up, Barnaby hides in plain sight, and Mayor Cedric should have seen this coming, on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Barnaby the Would-Be Yeoman @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Mayor Cedric the Bone Specter @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Doomkirk by Getaro, featured in Monolith Issue 1 - Harvest by the Bogfolk @bogfolk

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

Episode 8: Doomkirk Part 4: Gettin' Handsy

The Would-Be Yeoman by Alewife & Chalkdown

The Bone Specter by The Rolled Standard. @r20lledstandard

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn (@RugoseKohn) with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Fri, 06 Oct 2023 11:00:38 GMT

Our Hopeless Scvm, upon departing from the Wormlord’s company, meets a few new faces, gets handsy, and faces off with a Pale One, in their attempt to find the Necropriestess. Lefty kills Levi, Wemut inflicts pain, Rundle evacuates the flesh bag, Barnaby attempts to milk the worm, and the Mayor bones up on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Rundle the Lord of Flies @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Barnaby the Would-Be Yeoman @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Mayor Cedric the Bone Specter @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Doomkirk by Getaro, featured in Monolith Issue 1 - Harvest by the Bogfolk @bogfolk

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

Episode 7: Doomkirk Part 3: Behind Closed Doors

The Would-Be Yeoman by Alewife & Chalkdown

The Bone Specter by The Rolled Standard. @r20lledstandard

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn (@RugoseKohn) with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Fri, 22 Sep 2023 11:00:08 GMT

Our hopeless Scvm wander deeper into Doomkirk, search behind some doors, and get “friendly” with some of the locals. Lefty slams some doors, Wemut saves some hair, Morum exits, Saint Rik gets a headache, and the Mayor gets etched on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Morum the Dire Hunter @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Saint Rik the Catacomb Saint @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Mayor Cedric “Mayonnaise” the Bone Specter @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Doomkirk by Getaro, featured in Monolith Issue 1 - Harvest by the Bogfolk @bogfolk

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Dire Hunter by Chalkdown and Djuun

The Bone Specter by The Rolled Standard. @r20lledstandard

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 6: Doomkirk Part 2: Lights Out

Fri, 08 Sep 2023 11:00:58 GMT

Confronted by a trio of Basilisk’s Undead Begotten, our recently-renamed recreants fight for their lives, but some may not live to tell the tale. Lefty grinds the blade, Wemut sends a bolt to the bone, Kevin burns out, Saint Rik voulges about, and the Mayor tries on some new bones, in this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Kevin the Scorched Bedlamite and Morum the Dire Hunter @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Saint Rik the Catacomb Saint @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as Mayor Cedric “Mayonnaise” the Bone Specter @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Doomkirk by Getaro, featured in Monolith Issue 1 - Harvest by the Bogfolk @bogfolk

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Scorched Bedlamite from Trapped Within by Philip Jensen @Philthemaker & Ian SerVaas @Vorpal_Spork_GM

The Dire Hunter by Chalkdown and Djuun

The Bone Specter by The Rolled Standard. @r20lledstandard

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 5: Doomkirk Part 1: Skeleton Crew

Fri, 25 Aug 2023 11:00:33 GMT

Our recently-escaped Scvm wander through the Valley of the Unfortunate Undead and eventually into Bergen Chrypt where they meet a familiar stranger that leads them to Doomkirk. But did he lead them to their deaths? Time will tell. Fisk replaces his arm, Wemut stays Wemut, Skutz gets real, Laurel makes some friends, and the General becomes a Mayor on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Fisk Baskins/Lefty the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Skutz/Kevin the Scorched Bedlamite @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Laurel Graft/Saint Rik the Catacomb Saint @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as General Cedric Balthazar/Mayor Cedric the Betrayed Phantom @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

Doomkirk by Getaro, featured in Monolith Issue 1 - Harvest by the Bogfolk @bogfolk

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Betrayed Phantom by Sasha De’ath of The Eldritch Tomb @TheEldritchTomb

The Scorched Bedlamite from Trapped Within by Philip Jensen @Philthemaker & Ian SerVaas @Vorpal_Spork_GM

Candelabra of Blood by Rugose Kohn @RugoseKohn

Cover art created by Rugose Kohn with typography by Cannibal Chris.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 4: Trapped Within Finale: Slippery When Wet

Fri, 11 Aug 2023 11:00:25 GMT

Our imprisoned Scvm make their way deeper into King Fathmu IX’s underground prison, but find more than they can “bear”. Fisk retaliates, Wemut catches air, Skutz finds a way, Brussels farts, Laurel gets his hair brushed, Cedric brings the hammer down, and Anuk is left for dead on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Fisk Baskins the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Skutz the Scorched Bedlamite @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Brussels the Mutated Goblin & Laurel Graft the Catacomb Saint @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as General Cedric Balthazar the Betrayed Phantom @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Scorched Bedlamite from Trapped Within by Philip Jensen & Ian SerVaas @Vorpal_Spork_GM

The Betrayed Phantom by Sasha De’ath of The Eldritch Tomb @TheEldritchTomb

Check out our Episode 4 Companion - You Fell.

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets created by Philip Jensen.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 3: Trapped Within Part 3: Goblin Mode

Fri, 28 Jul 2023 11:00:04 GMT

Leaving the corpse of Paul behind, our hopeless Scvm make their way deeper into King Fathmu IX’s subterranean prison, but not without meeting some new faces. Fisk goes for gold, Wemut becomes a mother, Skutz breaks it off at the shaft, Brussels makes a friend, and the General pisses it off on this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Fisk Baskins the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Skutz the Scorched Bedlamite @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Brussels the Mutated Goblin @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as General Cedric Balthazar the Betrayed Phantom @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Scorched Bedlamite from Trapped Within by Philip Jensen & Ian SerVaas @Vorpal_Spork_GM

The Betrayed Phantom by Sasha De’ath of The Eldritch Tomb @TheEldritchTomb

Check out our Episode 3 Companion - Brian the Goblin on The Rolled Standard's Itch page.

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets created by Philip Jensen.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 2: Trapped Within Part 2: Balls to the Wall

Fri, 14 Jul 2023 12:00:00 GMT

After freeing themselves from their cells deep beneath King Fathmu IX’s prison, our collection of Scvm (along with THE Anuk Schleger) search for a way out, only to find themselves balls deep. Fisk salivates over his own toes, Wemut beatboxes, Skutz kills a baby, Paul gets bowled over, and the General becomes the walls, in this episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Fisk Baskins the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Skutz the Scorched Bedlamite @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Paul the Desperate Farmhand @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as General Cedric Balthazar the Betrayed Phantom @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90

The Desperate Farmhand by Raptor Shadow @RaptorShadow

The Scorched Bedlamite from Trapped Within by Philip Jensen

The Betrayed Phantom by Sasha De’ath of The Eldritch Tomb @TheEldritchTomb

Cover art created by Cannibal Chris with assets created by Philip Jensen.

Episode edited by Kevin Welch.

Theme music: Haunting of the Flesh courtesy of Karl Casey @ White Bat Audio

SFX courtesy of Epidemic Sound

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Episode 1: Trapped Within Part 1: Does This Look Infected?

Mon, 03 Jul 2023 11:00:36 GMT

We dig into Trapped Within by our good friend, Philip Jensen, in this inaugural episode of Flail to the Face. Join Fisk, Wemut, Skutz, Paul, and General Cedric Balthazar as they attempt to aid THE Anuk Schleger in escaping from Fathmu’s prison. Fisk nibbles some digits, Wemut takes it in the shin, Skutz sees his grotesque hands for the first time in ages, Paul performs a magic trick, and General Balthazar beats the piss out of a guard in this very first episode of Flail to the Face.

This episode’s Scvm:

Levi Brusacoram as Fisk Baskins the Cannibal Cook @LeviBoozy

Thomas Geno-Stumme as Wemut the Catacomb Saint @munkymoto

Kevin Welch as Skutz the Scorched Bedlamite @Smiling_dm1

Jake Vaughn as Paul the Desperate Farmhand @vaughnhaus

Nate Seibert as General Cedric Balthazar the Betrayed Phantom @TheRolledNate

And Christopher Heinrich as the Game Master @7CannibalChris7

This episode features:

The Cannibal Cook by Ian “Gray Tide” Long @ijlong90