Finding Pattersby
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Creator: Wilderness Station Studios
Full cast Comedy Serial Audio Drama
Synopsis:
A weird fiction mystery about a disgraced ghostwriter who uses the public investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff. Also the ghostwriter is a liar. Follow host Ryan Cervantes in this 10-part comic thriller set in the world of high stakes thriller publishing, as he enters a land of cultish fandoms and cut-throat literati; of secret societies with ancient coffee beans and occult writing exercises that pierce the veil and top the charts of novels sold in supermarkets and airport bookstores…OR DO THEY? That’s what host Cervantes aims to find out in this pot-boiler for the ears. But if he hopes to escape the same fate as his missing boss in this IRL thriller, he’ll have to draw on everything he knows about how to survive a very deadly bestseller.
Format: Audio Drama
Continuity: Serial
Writing: Scripted
Voices: Full cast
Genres: Comedy, Crime and Mystery, Occult and Supernatural
Framing device: Journal or Log
Maturity: Young adult
Creator demographics: / BAME/BIMPOC
Content warnings: / Alcohol and drug abuse / Explicit language
Country of origin: United States
Transcript details: https://www.patterspod.com/transcripts
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Episodes:
Tue, 19 Apr 2022 11:16:29 -0700
Finding Pattersby is a weirdo-mystery investigation about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.
Also the ghostwriter's a liar.
Coming June 2023.
Thu, 15 Jun 2023 08:39:57 -0700
Finding Pattersby is a weirdo-mystery about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his public investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.
Also the ghostwriter's a liar.
Catch the 2-part series premiere on Thursday June 29.
This trailer featured performances by: Kat Shuchter, Ryan Sandoval, Darren Herczeg, Yfke Berkelaer, Dan Gagliardi, Jessica Berson, Jameeliah Joy Hadley, Eliot Benjamin and Helen Harlan
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Episode 0.5 Trailer #2 [clean version]
Sat, 17 Jun 2023 07:04:36 -0700
Finding Pattersby is a weirdo-mystery about an ex-ghostwriter who uses his investigation of a legendary, missing thriller author to work through some stuff.
Also the ghostwriter's a liar.
Catch the 2-part series premiere on Thursday June 29.
This trailer featured performances by: Kat Shuchter, Ryan Sandoval, Darren Herczeg, Yfke Berkelaer, Dan Gagliardi, Jessica Berson, Jameeliah Joy Hadley, Eliot Benjamin and Helen Harlan
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Chapter 1, Part 1 ”The Prologue”
Thu, 29 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0700
Ex-ghostwriter Ryan Cervantes lays out all his issues and problems and personal drama surrounding the mysterious disappearance of thriller book legend Luke Pattersby.
Starring
Jennifer Albright, Keith Pasko, Kat Shuchter, David Kurze, Lily Sparks and Ryan Sandoval
Written by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
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Chapter 1, Part 2 ”Dinner and a Critic”
Thu, 29 Jun 2023 04:00:00 -0700
Ryan interviews his first witness over dinner: fussy book critic Murray Jameson, who knows more than he's letting on. But can Ryan get over his own poor breeding and social anxiety enough to be a good mindhunter?
Starring
Darren Herczeg, Yfke Berckelaer and Ryan Sandoval
Written by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
https://www.erikjourgensen.com/
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Thu, 13 Jul 2023 00:01:00 -0700
In this inaugural entry of our MINI-EPISODE companion series "The P-Files," hear a check-in from Ryan and dig into the lore. Someone sent him possible clues and/or threats; Ryan refuses to keep running from the past, and we hear an excerpt from famous audiobook narrator, Teri Delongpre.
Chapter 2: The Fan Club President
Thu, 27 Jul 2023 00:01:00 -0700
While awaiting some life-changing career news, Ryan visits Pattersby's seemingly quaint hometown of Norman, Maine to meet with Lydia Graumann, who runs the Luke Pattersby Museum. But is she harboring secrets of her own?
Starring Yfke Berckelaer, Jon Cannon & Dan Gagliardi
Written, directed & edited by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
Full chapters of Finding Pattersby drop the last Thursday of the month with bi-weekly minisodes in between. Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to https://www.patterspod.com to sign up for our newsletter, and/or join our Patreon at patreon.com/patterspod Instagram: @patterspod Twitter: @patterpod Tumblr: @patterspod TikTok: @patterspod Email: findingpattersby@gmail.com ...and as always, see you in the thriller pages.PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Small Victories
Tue, 01 Aug 2023 00:01:00 -0700
On our way to bringing you our next installment "The P-Files #2," please enjoy the first episode of another character-driven show we've been fans of for a minute titled "Small Victories." Here's more: In honor of her 20th day of sobriety, Marisol prepares to celebrate with her best friend. Life has other plans. Small Victories is a slice-of-life dramedy following the life of recovering drug addict, Marisol Montgomery. Season 2 premieres at 12AM EST August 3, 2023. Learn more about Small Victories and read transcripts at https://www.wgcproductions.com/small-victories and join our Patreon at patreon.com/withgoodco Instagram: @wgcproductions Twitter: @withgoodco Tumblr: wgc-productions Email: Connect@withgoodco.com
PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Human-B-Gon
Tue, 08 Aug 2023 00:01:00 -0700
Today in the feed we are thrilled to share with you one of our favorite comedy shows around: Human-B-Gon. Folks, this is a very funny series that we like very much.
HUMAN-B-GON is a dark sci-fi comedy set in a future where robots capture stray humans.
Excited about the AI Takeover? Lol at a future where robots capture stray humans. In reality show style, we follow a crew of emotionally unstable robots as they capture stray humans in Droidston, Nanotoba, and ethically relocate them to Garbage Island.
Human-B-Gon dares to ask: When the robots go self-aware, will they be as emotionally messed up as we are?
You can find out more at HumanBGon.com
The P-Files #2: Dark Side of the Buffoon
Thu, 17 Aug 2023 08:16:22 -0700
Ryan experiences regret over his recent actions and goes into the forest to make things right...with shocking results.
Featuring the voice of David Kurze as the Folksy, Disgruntled Caller.
Music by Erik Jourgensen. Hear more at https://www.erikjourgensen.com
Additional music in this episode by Holizna via freesound.org. Hear more at https://holizna.com/
Special thank you to our patrons Die Inside Gaming and Jessica Berson of Regina Prime
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Chapter 3: The Rise and Fall of Fiona Caruso
Thu, 31 Aug 2023 00:01:00 -0700
Ryan indulges in his most primal desires to chase a lucrative book deal with his estranged literary agent J. Jordan St. Avalon; the voice of Fiona Caruso shares her dark tale of time spent in the mythical city of Seattle, WA. Starring Ryan Sandoval, Dan Gagliardi and Lily Sparks
Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
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The P-Files #3: The Shrunken Man
Thu, 14 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0700
Ryan C. addresses rumors that are circulating and attempts to quash (AND squash) some speculation before things get too out of hand. We also hear from Teri Delongpre as he reads a passage from Luke Pattersby's taut island thriller, "The Shrunken Man."
Written/Directed/Edited by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen
Check out Erik's new podcast The Glow:
https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast
Full chapters of Finding Pattersby drop the last Thursday of the month with bi-weekly P-Files in between. Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to https://www.patterspod.com to sign up for our newsletter, and/or join our Patreon at patreon.com/patterspod Instagram: @patterspod Twitter: @patterpod Tumblr: @patterspod TikTok: @patterspod Email: findingpattersby@gmail.com ...and as always, see you in the thriller pages.
The P-Files #5: Mother Nature, Father Crime
Thu, 21 Sep 2023 20:27:57 -0700
SURPRISE: an emergency dispatch so Ryan can continue healing while deciding what is a hoax and what is No-Ax (short for "Not Actually") - happening. Meatplanes and more as Teri Delongpre reads nearly 2 full chapters from popular Luke Pattersby thriller "Father Crime," starring the hit character Theo Sultan.
warning: some cusses
Music by Erik Jourgensen
PATTERSBY PRESENTS: The Stench of Adventure, Season 3 Trailer
Mon, 25 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0700
We are excited to share with you the trailer for Season 3 of sci-fi comedy The Stench of Adventure. It's funny and fun as heck: Stella Thomas had spent her whole life trying (and failing) to be a good daughter, friend, and partner. Then one day none of that matters because it turns out that her entire world was a simulation. Now Stella is thrust into a cold and uncaring universe, armed only with memories of a planet Earth that never existed. Just when it seems there is nothing in the world for her, Stella is whisked away by a fast-talking totally-not-con-woman named Baz, who promises her a life of adventure exploring the galaxy. Well, she wasn’t lying about the adventure, but it’s not entirely what Stella expected. The Stench of Adventure is a sci-fi comedy podcast from Strong Branch Productions. Season 3 releasing now!
The Pattersby Press: ANNOUNCEMENT!
Tue, 26 Sep 2023 00:01:00 -0700
Holy moly are we pleased as punch to share some good news from the ledgers here at HQ; also discussion of what makes a successful laser tag arena.
A special message from Ryan S. to YOU, our loyal Mindhunters and devoted #PattersFamily
Music by Erik Jourgensen
New episodes and more monthly! Supporting the show has never been easier - leave a 5-star review on Apple podcasts, share us with your friends and family or head on over to https://www.patterspod.com to sign up for our newsletter, and/or join our Patreon at patreon.com/patterspod Instagram: @patterspod Twitter: @patterpod Tumblr: @patterspod TikTok: @patterspod bluesky: @patterspod.bsky.social Email: findingpattersby@gmail.comThe Mover’s Tale: A Finding Pattersby Story
Thu, 12 Oct 2023 00:01:00 -0700
INJURY REPORT FROM GUSTAFSON & SONS MOVING CO. RE: ITEM RETRIEVED FROM OLD MANSION IN PACIFIC NORTHWEST
cw: violence and horror
Written and performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen
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Fri, 03 Nov 2023 13:50:58 -0700
Today we are really excited to feature Episode 3 of "The Glow: A Music and Sound Experience," from our very own musician and sound designer Erik Jourgensen.
Erik brings "Finding Pattersby" to life with his vibrant, chill soundtrack and musical craftsmanship.
The Glow delivers Erik's own thoughtful examinations of a given theme, in hypnotic, immersive sound form. We love it and you will too.
Please enjoy:
The Glow Episode 3 - Focus
linktree.com/theglowpod theglowpodcast.bandcamp.com"
The Pattersby Press: A Message From Ryan
Mon, 06 Nov 2023 10:41:56 -0800
Voting is underway for the Audio Verse Awards and guess what we're a nominee in the "Best New Production" category!
The deadline is Nov. 11, so please go to https://audioverseawards.net/vote/ and vote for "Finding Pattersby" (as well as any other shows you might enjoy).
Also in this issue: Ryan performs a literary feat LIVE while blindfolded. You won't want to miss this!
Enjoy us in general? Consider leaving a review where you get your pod-shows
VOTE HERE: https://audioverseawards.net/vote/
Pattersby Presents: Lovemakers with Cora Cuba
Wed, 13 Dec 2023 15:15:32 -0800
Today in the feed we are thrilled to share an episode of "Love Makers" hosted by Cora Cuba.
Cora is an Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.
(full disclosure: Cora and I were in the same cult for about a month's time before both realizing it wasn't for us. Following that we were roommates for almost a year, she helped me get an interview at H&R Block and I made it to the next round but did not continue further that tax season).
Suffice to say Cora is an amazing lifecoach!
(containts sexual themes and frank discussion of family strife)
Hear more: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800
Chapter 4 Part 1: The Law of the Sand
Tue, 19 Dec 2023 00:00:00 -0800
Ryan travels to a blue-collar beach town fallen on hard times to meet with a "beach lawyer" who holds clues related to The Children of the Thrill; elsewhere, he addresses unfounded rumors connected to his alleged plagiarism (lame).
Starring Ryan Sandoval and Patrick James Clarke
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
https://www.erikjourgensen.com/
Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:
https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast
Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA
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Pattersby Presents: Love Makers with Cora Cuba - Shelter from the Storm
Wed, 27 Dec 2023 20:43:03 -0800
You asked for it and we delivered: another feed drop from Ryan's former roommate and amateur lifestyle guru Cora Cuba. Cora is a hardy, warm-hearted individual who Ryan met in a cult before they both realized it wasn't for them and then they became roommates then went their seperate ways in life and still occasionally keep in touch on Internet often via Jib-Jab.
She slates herself as: Authoress, Witch, Proud Mom and Counselor to Love Makers Worldwide.
In this episode, get cozy with Cora in her car during a rainstorm as we discuss how to save a new marriage, when you know it's over, and dealing with your teen's dating life!
Listen to the show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/love-makers/id1102981800
The P-Files #5: The Marvelous, Mysterious Professor Fantabulum
Wed, 10 Jan 2024 08:21:30 -0800
In honor of the New Year, Ryan recounts the wonderful tale of a figure who made a great impact on him in life.
Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgensen
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Additional Music:
Old Piano by DeVern
"Powerhouse" by the Raymond Scott Quintette
"Entry of the Gladiators" by Julius Fucik
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ANNOUNCEMENT: T-SHIRT GIVE AWAY!!!
Mon, 22 Jan 2024 08:02:58 -0800
Real Ryan has an amazing encounter with his real dog, plus...we're giving away a FREE T-SHIRT!!
Go to https://www.patterspod.com/subscribe and sign up for our NEWSLETTER for a chance to win an ORIGINAL T-SHIRT with our famous Hand Mug Logo.
DEADLINE to enter is 2/10/2024
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The Official PattersPod HandMug T-Shirt Sweepstakes Winner
Sat, 24 Feb 2024 01:02:00 -0800
Listen as Real Ryan draws a name from a hat and changes someone's life forever, in terms of free t-shirts - ALL LIVE!
NO SAFETY NETS!
By Ryan Sandoval
Music by Erik Jourgenson
UPDATE: An urgent check-in from Real Ryan
Sat, 02 Mar 2024 12:03:11 -0800
Real Ryan gives it to you, the hardcore PattersHeads out there, straight up about what's up with the story and releaseseseseseses
Music by Erik Jourgensen
PattersPod Book Club FREE GIVEAWAY
Sun, 24 Mar 2024 13:21:40 -0700
Announcement time!
Our Fiona Caruso voice actress is a book author named Lily Sparks and she has a cool as hell dystopian, YA sci-fi romance/adventure coming out called "The Merciless King of Moore High."
(You may know her from the beloved Teen Killers Club series).
Here is premise:
When all the adults in tiny Brockton, Connecticut morph into monsters overnight, the teens barricade themselves in their high schools and develop different societies. Hard-partying Moore builds a neo-feudal society based on a popular video game where everyone goes out and slays the "dragons." Prestigious magnet school Jefferson lives in the dark, sending out their athletes to raid for canned goods while their student council debates how to avoid starvation. They know they must slay the monsters, or become them. But when these factions meet again after almost a year, they only want to conquer each other.The Merciless King of Moore High comes out April 23, 2024. Pre-order today: https://a.co/d/7jCE0BI
Of course I’ve read this book. It’s really cool, it has teens and intrigue and romance but what I love about it is the emotion. This is respectable dystopian sci-fi packaged as a blockbuster.
Right now there is a Goodreads.com book giveaway going on for The Merciless King of Moore High. You can win one of 5 copies!
ENTER THE BOOK GIVEAWAY HERE: https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/178619844-the-merciless-king-of-moore-high
More press: https://lgbtqreads.com/2023/10/04/exclusive-cover-reveal-the-merciless-king-of-moore-high-by-lily-sparks/
New to the world of Lily Sparks? Check out her first trilogy here:
https://www.penguinrandomhouse.com/series/XTK/teen-killers-club-series/
music used in this promotion: "Hymnal scent" by Bigvegie
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PATTERSBY PRESENTS: Sorry About the Murder
Fri, 17 May 2024 17:56:07 -0700
Please enjoy this hilarious trailer for a new comedy called "Sorry About The Murder," a very Canadian murder mystery fiction podcast set in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario.
Every day in the nice little Canadian town of Beavermount, Ontario, a Zamboni driver has to solve a grisly murder to clear his Québecois name…and ready the ice for that night’s hockey game.
Sorry About The Murder is kinda like Murder She Wrote meets Prairie Home Companion meets Trailer Park Boys.
Fans of Finding Pattersby will find PLENTY to enjoy here. PLENTY.
The show debuts May 17, and new episodes drop weekly. You can find Sorry About The Murder anywhere you get your podcasts. Our thanks to Sorry About The Murder for their support.
https://www.sorryaboutthemurder.ca/eps
The P-Files: TIME FOR A STORY RECAP
Mon, 03 Jun 2024 17:35:41 -0700
Ahead of the upcoming release of Chapter 4: Part II this week, let's catch up with what's happened so far in the story.
Probably the most important thing to know is that Ryan wrote an ORIGINAL manuscript with mature tech themes set against the backdrop of Y2K titled "Overclock" that is not stolen.
Ryan's enterprising agent J. Jordan St. Avalon thinks "Overclock" might have legs and is currently reading it to see if Ryan deserves an invite back to the industry.
Ryan did not steal this idea from Lydia Graumann, the Head of the Luke Pattersby Official Fan Club. He read her manuscript (which she forgot to put her name on) but it reminded him of a desk-drawer novel he had already written that had a few *barely* similar details.
Did you know we are selling shirts: https://www.patterspod.com/
Y2K was a big event that affected many and we are still studying its effect on society.
Let's see what else? Ryan was shown a mysterious mansion owned by Tawny Gatherbrook - leader of The Children of the Thrill, the shadowy group of authors tacitly responsible for the disappearance of Luke Pattersby and the last person to see him alive Fiona Caruso.
Monomyth Publishing sponsors this group and it's fair to say that as far as this investigation goes, we haven't heard the last of this organization.
Written & Performed by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
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Chapter 4, Part 2: Fate's Nickname
Wed, 05 Jun 2024 06:11:57 -0700
Ryan investigates the mysterious beachside mansion of Tawny Gatherbrook. Meanwhile, hot shot book agent J. Jordan St. Avalon reads Ryan's techno-thriller "Overclock" that he wrote all by himself.
Starring Ryan Sandoval, Patrick James Clarke, Geoffrey Golden and Dan Gagliardi
Written & Directed by Ryan Sandoval
Music & Sound Design by Erik Jourgensen
https://www.erikjourgensen.com/
Listen to Erik's new podcast The Glow:
https://erikjourgensen.bandcamp.com/album/the-glow-podcast
Check out Geoffrey Golden's insightful, hilarious newsletter "Equip Story" dedicated to the art, industry and philosophy of narrative design https://www.equipstory.com/
Geoffrey also does a very funny actual play podcast on the Faustian Nonsense Network titled "Worst Movies Ever Played" @worstmoviespod
https://www.faustiannonsense.com/worstmovieseverplayed
Check out Patrick Clarke's music here: https://open.spotify.com/artist/4N89t4DaNdcU0Ura4t1yZW?si=MKAziORpRe-DB85xXHlETA
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