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Single-voiced Comedy Serial Audio Book


Synopsis:

Follow the mischief and naughtiness of Bernard the Siamese kitten and Frank the puppy along with a cast of characters.


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Format: Audio Book

Continuity: Serial

Voices: Single

Genres: Comedy

Maturity: Children

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Episodes:

Mr Flange goes shopping

Thu, 07 Sep 2023 13:21:19 GMT

Mrs Flange wants Mr Flange to go shopping for her. He'd better get everything on the list or it's smacky smacky time. Will he remember to get everything? Did he bother to listen to her? Does he ever? Oh Mr Flange...


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Mr Flange and the snowman

Tue, 11 Jul 2023 16:10:57 GMT

There's a snowman in Mr Flange's garden. It's wearing Mr Flange's hat! Mr Flange gets very cross. Very cross indeed!


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Mrs Flange gets cross

Sun, 02 Jul 2023 11:27:39 GMT

Oh Mr Flange! What have you lost now. Where's your hanky? You'd better find it or Mrs Flange will get cross again and you know what that means.


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Bernard and the trees

Fri, 30 Jun 2023 08:00:12 GMT

Bernard doesn't like nasty barky dogs. Nobs fools him into believing that trees bark like dogs! Nasty Nobs. Silly Bernard.


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Bernard disappears!

Wed, 28 Jun 2023 12:57:01 GMT

Frank is in a naughty mood. He decides to tease everybody. He upsets Bernard so much, he disappears. Where is he! Oh, the drama.


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Mr Flange and the fish

Tue, 28 Mar 2023 16:03:30 GMT

Mr Flange goes to see Freddie at the fish shop to buy some herrings for tea. He also goes to see Norman at the newsagent for his newspaper. Mr Flange manages to get everything mixed up as usual. Mrs Flange gets very cross indeed. Mrs Flange is a purple-faced old baggage.


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Mr Flange and the old cow

Mon, 20 Mar 2023 14:24:56 GMT

Hello Mr and Mrs Flange! In this episode Mr Flange has to go fetch an old cow for Mrs Flange. All sorts of drama happens when Mr Flange loses his hat. Really, he's such a silly!


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Fun in the garden

Fri, 10 Mar 2023 18:26:38 GMT

Bernard and Frank discover leaves! They are such fun! The gardener doesn't find it funny when the leaves blow all over the garden. The misery.


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The tangled wool

Wed, 01 Mar 2023 14:28:12 GMT

Oh, what a mess! Bernard, Frank and fat-headed Rosie try and help Mistress find some more wool. Things rapidly get out of control into a right tangle. Mistress gets very red in the face.


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Nobs melts away

Fri, 24 Feb 2023 09:00:48 GMT

It's a hot day and Bernard, Frank and Rosie get worried that Nobs has melted. Melted!


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A peculiar thing

Sun, 19 Feb 2023 15:23:50 GMT

Frank is hungry. Frank is always hungry. Bernard is turning out to be a nasty little swine and plays another trick on Frank....


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The moon in a bucket

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 17:02:04 GMT

The animals are in the garden fascinated by the moon in the night sky. Frank wants to play with it. Frank is an idiot. Bernard decides to trick Frank out of his juicy bone. Naughty Bernard!


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Bernard plays a trick

Thu, 09 Feb 2023 22:06:33 GMT

Bernard is such a naughty pussy. He tricks Frank out of his dinner. Frank is a bit thick. Bernard is punished in the end. What a cheery story!


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Frank wants a new tail

Tue, 07 Feb 2023 13:54:15 GMT

Frank wants a new tail. He's only got a short stubby one and wants one he can swish about. Bernard tries to help...


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Frank has a bath

Sat, 04 Feb 2023 17:25:18 GMT

Frank has to have a bath. Nobbs gets very cross and gets tied to a fence by Gillian Gillian. Bernard is turning out to be a right piece of work!


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Frank and Bernard get stuck

Tue, 31 Jan 2023 15:29:10 GMT

Frank and Bernard manage to get stuck in the larder. Naughty scamps. What a feast!


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Frank arrives!

Sun, 29 Jan 2023 19:09:35 GMT

Frank arrives in the nursery in a basket and meets Bernard. Imogen gives Frank a squeeze and some custard creams. She's such an idiot.


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Bernard goes for a walk

Fri, 27 Jan 2023 20:00:49 GMT

In this episode, Bernard wants to go for a walk with Nobbs and the children. Bernard gets frightened by a motor car and chased by a dog. Poor Bernard.


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Bernard arrives!

Thu, 26 Jan 2023 17:14:55 GMT

We are introduced to Bernard and his new life.


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