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Two Foreskins Walk into a Bar



Comedy Single-voiced Serial Audio Book


Synopsis:

"Storytelling at its best." "Gaspingly outrageously funny." "Haunting, beautifully written and very, very funny." "The gay Fleabag." "Searingly honest and utterly hilarious." "Don't miss this extraordinary exploration of queer identity and connection." Written and performed by award winning playwright and screenwriter Chris Thompson. An unflinching account of starting over by a bottom who has hit rock bottom... With his 10-year relationship at an end and his career going down the toilet, loser British playwright Chris Thompson heads to New York City where he embarks on a journey of sexual liberation and self discovery. As he searches for connection in cruising grounds, art galleries, dive bars, Chris is haunted by the artists of New York City who came before him and the ghost of every gay man in whose footsteps he walks- forcing Chris to face up the limitations of his own desires. Two Foreskins Walk into a Bar is a powerful, laugh-out-loud and lyrical meditation on desire, self deception and collective memory. Season Two, Chris finds himself washed up in Key West, and continues his quest for desire, love and connection. Written and performed by Chris Thompson | Directed by Andrew Fallaize | Editing and post-production by Christopher Huth.


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Continuity: Serial

Voices: Single

Genres: Comedy

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Trailer

Tue, 10 Jan 2023 15:25:00 -0000

"Haunting, beautifully written and very, very funny."

With his 10-year relationship at an end and his career going down the toilet, loser British playwright Chris Thompson heads to New York City where he embarks on a journey of sexual liberation and self discovery. But as he searches for connection, he faces up to the harsh realities of city life and the limitations of his own desires. An unflinching and hilarious account of starting your life again when you’re a bottom who has hit rock bottom.

"Honest, raw and fearless. Compelling reading."

"Raw, funny and completely compulsive."

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S1E1 - Two foreskins walk into a bar

Sat, 14 Jan 2023 02:50:00 -0000

"Haunting, beautifully written and very, very funny." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E2 - Shitting myself on an A-lister's carpet

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 19:39:00 -0000

"Honest, raw and fearless. Compelling writing." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E3 - Man fucks dog

Sun, 15 Jan 2023 19:42:00 -0000

"Raw, funny, completely compulsive." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E4 - Dickquinox

Wed, 25 Jan 2023 07:30:21 -0000

"This is gay Fleabag! I laughed out loud every episode. The rawness and honesty took my breath away." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Editing and post-production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E5 - Jurassic Park

Wed, 01 Feb 2023 07:00:00 -0000

"This is the gay Fleabag! I laugh out loud every episode, the rawness and honesty took my breath away." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Editing and post-production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E6 - Projecting

Wed, 08 Feb 2023 07:00:00 -0000

"Hilarious and poignant, relatable and outlandish." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Directed by Andrew Fallaize. Editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E7 - America's Next Top Bottom

Wed, 15 Feb 2023 07:00:00 -0000

"Hilarious, essential listening. Chris Thompson is such a natural, witty and engaging storyteller." Written by Chris Thompson, directed by Andrew Fallaize, editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E8 - Blue Light over Bethnal Green

Thu, 23 Feb 2023 01:30:00 -0000

"Honest, raw, hilarious. Thompson is such a naturally witty and engaging storyteller." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Directed by Andrew Fallaize. Editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E9 - No Man's Land

Fri, 03 Mar 2023 13:20:00 -0000

"An important addition to the queer canon." "Storytelling at its best." "Exciting and titillating. Heart pounding in the hottest way possible." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Directed by Andrew Fallaize. Editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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S1E10 - What is it we do when we love?

Wed, 15 Mar 2023 02:23:00 -0000

"Brimming with heart and hilarity. Not to be missed." "An important addition to the queer canon." "Exciting, titillating. Heart-pounding in the best possible way." Written and narrated by Chris Thompson. Directed by Andrew Fallaize. Editing and post production by Christopher Huth.

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Bonus catch up: Stage version, TV version and Season Two Tease

Mon, 05 Jun 2023 21:35:00 -0000

Catch up on all things Two Foreskins. Buy your tickets to the live stage version here starring Chris Thompson! https://www.frigid.nyc/event/6897:406/ See it live in person at the Kraine Theatre, NYC or....STREAM IT VIRTUALLY from anywhere in the world. (24 hours to catch up.) 15th June 7pm EST 1st July 3pm EST

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I'm back! Season Two Coming Soon!

Tue, 16 Jul 2024 01:25:00 -0000

# Season Two Trailer

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S2E1 - Dignity

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:01:00 -0000

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S2E2 - Conversations With Men I've Loved

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:03:00 -0000

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S2E3 - Butthole Destroyer

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:06:00 -0000

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S2E4 - Pearl Harbour

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:08:00 -0000

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S2E5 - Outrage

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:09:00 -0000

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S2E6 - Sauna

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:10:00 -0000

Episode Note

This episode contains a scene of sexual violence. Discretion is advised.

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S2E7 - A Film About Someone You Love

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:11:00 -0000

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S2E8 - A Working Definition of Love

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:13:00 -0000

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S2E9 - Only Integrate

Thu, 18 Jul 2024 04:14:00 -0000

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